Thread 149868340

>>149868340 (OP)
>YOUR BROTHER IS DEAD AND I JUST BEAT YOUR ASS YAAAAAAAAAA!!!
WTF Brendan settle down.

did patchy mix just whine to tatiana about no one cheering him?

First for living brothers

anyone got a screencap of DC in that suit

>>149868340 (OP)
why did he say it?

>>149868340 (OP)
>MY BROTHER'S HERE I'M NOT LOSING BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS ALIVE IF MY BROTHER WAS DEAD I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY LOST EDITION

>i wish my other brother was here but I know hes at home watching
bro wtf stop

brother dies and gets his ass kicked by a guy he hates then the guy mentions his own brother

>allens brother is crippled
>vettoris is dead

what the fuck happened here

See you filthy animals in 45 minutes

Who is going to actually flush the turds at middleweight? I’m tired of seeing them and their stupid faces and non fighting styles

CHAMA!

>>149868340 (OP)
>mix fuck the lesbo
can't beat the cock

>dead brother
>shopping cart brother
we're not so different you and I...

based non-shr*mp dick thread

who here /onlychild/

>>149868381
Demons took over he clearly was not in control of what he was saying

patchy shits

What's everyone snackin on?

>Marvin walking out the 'gon
>probably hears
>"AND I'M NOT LOSING MY FUCKING BROTHER"
kek

Who is this penis music for

Lmao at them muting the audio as Patchy was getting booed

>>149868387
they had a better fight than brendan and marvin did

Marvin should've countered with "I'd rather be dead than a disgusting cripple"

>>149868387
Allen's bro won the death match.

UFC is literally rigged

>im going to win the belt
>eeks out a sketch decision v THE shartvin
kek ameribros really scraping the barrel for 'fighters'

yeah, im thinkin ameribros are back

patchy in the house?

>>149868392
Was it a heem? If so, post it

i envy patchy for being able to fuck tatiana suarez

>I'm not fucking losing in front of my brother, I'm never gonna let my brother die like Marvin here. Fuck your brother
woah he didn't need to say that

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>>149868387
they got sacrificed to make their superior brother stronger

>>149868422
Marvin is basically unfinishable, you have to decisionate him

Name my band

>>149868398
me, wish I had a brazza

How long does it take for shin splints to go away

>>149868340 (OP)
>theres two kinds of people in this world
>alive genetically superior people
>flawed and genetically weak people
>my brother is alive and I WON this shit
>Chuck Darwin SAID SO

Whoooa banter is getting so personal.

>Allen's brother is in a fuckin wheelchair, pissing in a bag.
well I guess that's better than dead but at least vettoris brother wasn't a vegetable

>>149868422
what the fuck happened to americans, they went from like 4 champions to shitters like bo niggle and brendan allen

>>149868407
sirloin roast

>>149868444
Puddle of Mutt

>>149868407
Farmers market Chicken breast and jasmine rice, strawberry chobani for desert maybe a cheeky soda since it Saturday after

>>149868436
someone had to say it

Patchy "Let's patch things up" Mix

>>149868392
Poatan is a bum, overrated, and never really good

>>149868422
Cazzie.

>burying a +500 michael johnson on the opener
dustin poirier booked that fight himself

>>149868454
younguns just dont want to fight, craziest shit ive ever seen. it is what it is

>>149868454
and they have by far the most fighters by nationality lol

>>149868340 (OP)
Fuck Dana

>>149868444
Twinks I'd rape

>>149868434
No, it was a decision.

Is that shrimp faggot actually making all his posts by hand?

>>149868435
Zatdaddy hit that

>>149868446
just finish puberty

>>149868454
MMA got lame and we decided to rule at Pickleball a True Man's Sport instead. Pickleball for Big Dick Ricks. Sponsored by Trojan Condoms.

Vettori's brother died, you heartless fucks. give him the decision.

>>149868452
Got roasted like one though.

>>149868454
We never think of you

Kyler Quinn Phillips

Michael Johnsonbros is this the night we start our one last run? We're the only fighter ever to almost KO Khabib and we obliterated prime Dustbin, prime Tony, and prime Barboza.

lokdog gon heem this nigga

>>149868444
4 non blondes

how and why did marvin's brother die

I guess we are like fucking 0-11 in main events this year so I shouldn't be talking shit

>>149868494
brutal

>>149868392
Is he really aiming to get into the heavyweight div?

>>149868495
cope

penguinz0 getting bleemed

>>149868507
His apartment caught on fire

>>149868454
>>149868477
We have more current champs than you

>>149868485
>TRYING to wrestler her in sauna
he stopped when he saw that she didn't have a johnson down there

>>149868507
Someone poisoned his calzone

>>149868392
based
CHAMA is still alive

>>149868495
Well, that's inconsiderate.

>>149868446
shin splints suck ass, no matter what i did id still get em so i only row for cardio now

>>149868444
RWC (Revolutionary World Changers)

>own a design studio
>win a really big design contract

>>149868507
Jewish space laser

Vettori more pillow-fisted than Strickraped...
And Allen is going to end up in CTE metropolis tanking that many shots, even from Vettori.

>>149868525
where was Mark Coleman that night?

Why did Patchward choke?

>>149868507
bad gabagool

Max Holloway vs. Dustin Poirier
Paulo Costa vs. Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland vs. Daniel Rodriguez
Dan Ige vs. Patricio Pitbull
Michael Johnson vs. Daniel Zellhuber

>>149868507
IDF shot him when he was trying to get food

>>149868392
Does she get the Sepultura song too?

>>149868513
I don't think so. But who know...

>>149868559
>>149868544
>>149868535
>>149868531
>>149868525
>>149868566
can someone tell me which is the real reason

>>149868555
higher quality opponent

>>149868491
I admire the American mentality, whenever you aren't the best in the world at something, you just invent a new sport that nobody else in the world gives a shit about so you can call yourselves the best at it. With the increasing European presence in the NBA, how long until you guys don't even care about Basketball anymore?

Kyler looks like a female to male trans

Why isn't Trump attending? Not enough children present to rape or what.

>>149868575
google it then you stupid nigga

is it petsMart or petSmart

>>149868575
choked on a meatball

>>149868575
Tragic spaghetti accident

>>149868575
yes

>>149868583
petSmart

>>149868560

zellhuber
ige
holland
costa
holloway

>>149868583
It's your choice

my filipina tranny call girl just arrived for the main card and i ordered some 'za for us. $500 to watch the card with me then I prone bone her while watching the post fight presser. good deal?

aikido kai

Look at this Macaco

>>149868575
OOOWIEE MOMMMY MOMMY IM WETAWDED YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHEN YOU BEING SEWIOUS BECAUSE IM AN AUTISTIC RETARD FAGGOT I CANT TELL

This might be a good fight

LETS GO GLENDALE ARIZONA!

THE GOOD KYLER!

>>149868491
Pickleball is gay you don't speak for us you homo

>>149868580
It's in New Orleans. The Secret Service wouldn't stand a chance.

>>149868575
yeah too much spaghet

>>149868583
They capitalize the S so it's Pet Smart

>>149868580
Not enough brown people to decapitate.

>>149868583
PetSmart

>>149868571
I don't know. Didn't watch.

>>149868600
You pay her to watch the card?

holy FUCK she was fine

kyler "the juicer" phillips

>>149868575

choked on tranny dick

>>149868583
i always said pet smart, never even considered pets mart

why doesn't ufc get new ring girls these bitches are like in their 40's and frumpy bodies falling apart

>>149868578
Have you heard of Netball? Its fuckin lit.

>>149868560
Max Holloway
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Patricio Pitbull
Michael Johnson

>>149868625
I pay for the companionship. She watches with me and we cuddle

PEOPLE FORGET MAN KYLER PHLLIPS TOOK SONG YADONG INTO DEEP WUDDERS

i reckon id probably be a millionaire if i just bet on every ufc fight going the distance

>>149868600

just gotta zuck her dick during the ige fight

>>149868578
we invented basketball thoughever

>>149868600
How much was the pizza?

Vinicius exposed. You love to see it.

>>149868583
up for interpretation

>>149868608
You're that guy who doesn't get sarcasm but at least the UK guy didn't get it because he comes from a country of retards who don't speak English.

>>149868646
Get some help

>>149868650
You would have lost the first 6 fights

>>149868646
That's super gay

>>149868659
tinha que ser um neguinho tbf

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>>149868633
These ring girls aren't there because of the way they look. They're Dana's personal scrumdogs.

can someone tell me when the orange retard's gonna show up so I know when to go out for drinks?

>>149868600
if i ever own my own house with a big couch and a huge tv im going to do this

Is the ytboi really straight out of the matrix?

>>149868600
You are a disgrace

kyler gonna gas and get heemed by this retard.

really liking oliveira's footwork

>pay me 80 bucks so I can shove ads and gay promo vids down your throat
>maybe we'll sprinkle in some mediocre bum fights
Amazing that this has become a successful business model

why is the commentary hyping up this elias theodorou wanna be bum so hard

>>149868600
did you also pay for the ppv?

>>149868665
law of averages lil bro think about it

>>149868671
Usually at the start of the main event
Kinda hoping drod wins so he can have a brain aneurysm

>>149868560
Poirier
Kopylov
Rodriguez
Ige
Zellhuber

My itty bitty clitty is leaking....

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*walks at you*

>>149868695
RIP to the GOAT Elias

we all want to be Elias Theodorou no shame in that

>>149868695
elia's unlocked ufc and exposed it

>>149868692
Americans will literally pay for any slop as long as theres a little jew semen in it

Strickraped.

goofy fucking fight

>>149868700
holy fuck I need to get on meth brehs

Kyler Lily Phillips

actually this fight kinda sucks, just gonna go out for drinks now and mute it when zion don rolls in

>>149868697
check out this data

me when I'm playing a game and get to the ice level

>>149868726
He Strickcented

>>149868560
Holloway
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

Kyler is such a gay name that I can't ever bet on him

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brazilians are talking about jew semen again baka

Woah this motherfucker can fly!

why does kyler phillips have the facial structure of a girl?

>>149868461
winner

New fighter nickname: Poopy poopy poopy poo

oliveira pushing for FotN

these ads fucking suck

>>149868737
wait so is zion don gonna come or not? I mean in the building not inside chidlren, the latter is a given.

when you guys refer to each other as "b" what does "b" stand for

lol oliveira is a bum. just spams te same punches from like 5 feet away. even I could see that shit coming. only way you lose to this guy is if you just stand on the centerline

Kyler is a bitch's name, gay as fuck

KEK

Been a good card so far

LOILOLOLOLOL

these dudes are ASS

>>149868671
>booo

spider on my desk is fuckin stoned bros he cant even get back to his spider hutch, nigga is lost.

BORN ON THE BAYYYYYYYYYYOU

>>149868720
They really deserve to be called cattle

Any of you niggers got a link? Not sure why you faggots have been so tight lipped over the stream links the past 4 threads.

>>149868772
why does she look so disinterested, kinda creepy

>>149868600
thats a mentally ill man, b

>>149868794
Sup, Dana

phillips got the dog in him

>>149868794
nice try Dana

>>149868754
is that what it is? theres something transmasc about his face but I couldnt but a thumb on it

>>149868761
Its obvious b
>here
>everyone
>enjoys
>men

>>149868783
So much for le ebin matricks fag.

Trump kills the vibe at events is he really crashing the party lame

>>149868772
I thought her head was going to get cut off by the fan when she stood up.

>>149868600
Those warts will never go away.

white boys....

>Gracie BJJ BB
>Arm triangle from closed guard

I'm liking the knew meta for ufc no more mma no more boxing no more footwork just actual fighting aka no more hiding

Oliveira is gassed now

>>149868794
try asking a little more respectfully you little fucking mongrel jew cumslurper child fucking bitch

>>149868794
yeah it's at fbi.gov/tips no lag

$500???

Who’s paying $80 for this shit card?

>>149868815
>Trump kills the vibe at events is he really crashing the party lame

macaque will tire himself out

Lokdog is mogging him in real time

Oliveira might have the worst techcnique ive ever seene and i love it

WOAH!
BANTAMWEIGHT IS SO FUCKING GOOD

>>149868830
Fighting style: Fighter

>>149868843
he already secured the fight though

I placed $50K on Zellhuber for the easiest $9k in my life, NO way old ass unc knocks out zell in the first round and thats his only path to winning.

There's a 13 year age gap between them, and a knockout by the elder in such an age gap has NEVER been done in the history of the UFC.

Plus, Zellhuber can take a beating. That's his strongest point, cant strike for shit, but has good kicks and ground game. Johnson may get a few good licks in but zellhubers titanium chin will get him past that and decision or KO by kick will be the ticket.

>>149868794
you deserve the shrimp

>>149868845
Shades of Jiri

>>149868815
DRUMPF?!

>>149868560
Max Holloway
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Patricio Pitbull
Michael Johnson

10-8?

>>149868858
>I placed $50K on Zellhuber for the easiest $9k in my life

>>149868849
what's the best division nowadays? i don't watch much anymore but it seems like every division sucks now

oliveria does not have the gas tank to end it in the 2nd

>>149868856
yeah they secured second shittiest fight of the night already

>stream keeps buffering
I think I'll just play some Master Duel and come back and see if it's better

>>149868839
like one guy who just gets restreamed thousands of times for the rest of us to shitpost over

>>149868858
michael should win the fight

>>149868849
Ricky Simon beat Merab
Gutierrez and Martinez are part of the meme leg kick brigade

>>149868858
I don't believe you but I still hope you lose because MJ GOT HANDS

Oliveira fights like how a chimp would fight if you put it's brain into a human body

>>149868797
Just some rbf and trying to be casual. Look at her little smirk at 4 seconds when she sees how fucking fat her ass looks in the display. Cute.

>>149868882
tranny

>>149868858
>18% ROI on a volatile sport such as fighting
you might be the most retarded motherfucker of all time

literally all you gotta do with a dude like that is sit down on a straight when he lunges in with that slop shit. lmao. sometimes fight iq just goes out the window in mma.

his corner told him to engage in the firefight going into round 2 i'm sure

dk why they said that

>>149868560
Dustin Poirier
Roman Kopylov
Daniel Rodriguez
Dan Ige
Daniel Zellhuber

>>149868800
>>149868803
>>149868833
Seriously you niggers think Dana is going to hunt down and try to arrest the poor eastern Europoor hosting the stream from his commie block? Help an anon out

>>149868891
>holding his penis down so it doesn't pop up through the dress and poke the camera
how thoughtful

>>149868560
Dustbin
Roman
Rodriguez
Pitbull
Zellhuber

>>149868907
fuck you

>>149868886
Michael was placed to be a stepping stone for Zell, he's what's going to attract the Mexican crowds, it was a savvy move by the UFC since zell lost his last fight, throw him an easy win by a notable name that is way past his prime and elite level

Oliveira's right hand couldn't be any more telegraphed

>>149868858
if you bet against the doyers instead you would almost have 100k by now

>>149868862
Jiri is extremely kino though, unlike this bum

>>149868907
fuck off. go to the spammer's site and report back.

>>149868907
You want a stream kid? Open your mouth.

A lot of these fighters who move around constantly have really bad defense, they rely too much on trying to stay out of range

>>149868900
yeah i bet you'd flush him bro

>>149868907
gaysex dot eu slash gay
Don't tell anyone

spammy burned through all his vpns so he's trying to bait anons into bans seething bum

>>149868903
I heard Elle is a massive slut and fucked like 50+ men

>>149868560
Draw
Paulo Costa
Kevin Holland
Patricio Poodle
Daniel Zellhuber

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These guys fucking suck.

>>149868858
Cazzies with no connections will think your crazy. Easy money for us though.

Oliveira is gassed

>>149868944
faggot

>>149868913
i understand that, but the Mexican gyms are retarded and don't properly train their fighters. there's a reason to why they're underperforming

>>149868907
>>149868946

>>149868858
my boy Michael Jackson gunna prove you wrong

I came for the stream
I stayed for the racist chat

>>149868560
Poirier
Kopylov
Holland
Pitbull
Zellhuber

>>149868919
Jiri isnt a weightbully and more impressive
Oliveira is going to get slept if he keeps fighting this way

HEEM SLEEPY

fmhy dot net is all you need and thank me later
>>149868858
>>149868907

milcc truccc

What is everyone having for brekky whilst enjoying the heem's?

>>149868977
talmbout me b?

Parmesan garlic sauce is goat for pizza

29-28 Oliveira
You hate to see it.

I paid about 3 USD to watch this slop and I want my money back

>>149868990
>tfw my wife ONLY likes stuffed crust pizza so I never get to enjoy a nice kino thin crust 'za
feels bad.

>runs away the entire last round
>raise hinds hands when it ends
lol, Philipps is expecting a hometown robbery

>>149868598
Hello Marco

>>149868988
Cum

this japanese nigga is crazy, fights like a zombie

30-28 Oliveira

meh was that the main of the prelims?

>>149868996
I thought Kyler took 3, Oliveira missed a bunch and got hit cleaner. A lot of his shots were blocked too.

>>149869010
Post her ass, I bet she's a whale.

he ran away too much. just fucking chin check that faggot. he has zero defense.

Up Dog

Why macacos are so violent

i picked every single correct prelim winner so i'm sure zellhuber is about to lose to fuck up my picks

If I was in there I'd be feinting and dipping and back pedaling too and y'all would seethe

>>149868966
which one has the racist chat? methstreams just has a gay moderated one with namefags

>>149869010
Didn't ask

robbery

if phillips didn't get almost heemed in rd2 he wins

If Oliviera wants to use that style he needs to develop a clinch game or he’s gonna get hilariously finished

>brazillian wins
>no interview
Based UFC

>>149869026
You should be an official UFC judge

>>149868936
the very definition of a Hollywood party girl, yep

phillips in survival mode, oliveira gassing
decent scrap

Great sparring session, guys.

stream for bam boxing or are we only mma bros here?

>>149869044
woah

/strongmind/ this lockdog fella

>>149869010
leak her nudes

Costa has no path to victory

>>149869046
when huehue's quit leaving before the main event even ends then your fighters will get interviews.

>>149869036
It's heem or be heemed.

>>149869003
Why in the fuck would you pay money to watch the poofc? You hues really are retarded

>>149869036
Lead in the tap water and electric shocks in the shower

YO LIL DONNIE

>>149869044
>if you dont lose you win
they should put you on commentary b

Time to eat our shit whole

>>149869061
Toxoplasmosis

>>149869069
Pearlmen won

This fight was like two noobs playing video-game and none of them know any combo or hadouken,so just walk forward and presses the punch and the kick button.

SOVL

remember when Chyler Leigh kissed her older brother in a movie?

>>149869061
Impressive ngl

>>149869064
got tired of shitty streams. it's fucking 3 usd here for every single card (still too expensive because the ufc nowadays is truly shit)

>>149869061
Brazil has a great PR department, you're a South Africa/Mexico tier violent hellhole, but when people think of Brazil, they just think of football, sunshine and big bunda ladies

>>149869075
fucking germans are so gross

Costa finna get heemed by another kickboxer

>>149869061
ameribros we gotta stop letting brazilians beat us

I miss when Kanye was sane.

doot

God bless the janitorial staff

mackenzie dern in an ass worship chair

>>149869109
kanye became sane

Imagine living in the country of this and spending your free time being a murderer

>>149869100
oh wow heckin based chat!
literally kys
everyone hates you and your shitty malware site, faggot

avenged sevenfold???

>>149869122
I would give them all the best 3 minutes of their lives

>>149869122
What is this Miss Bum Bum for ants?

>>149869101
That's part of what makes the country so kino, it's a tropical paradise with hot women and yet it's weem or be weemt. (if you're not a poor retard you can basically insulate yourself from 99.9% of the violence and poverty btw, the average brazillian is fucking retarded so it's really not hard to make a decent living)

smoothie bros we are LIVE

>ben shapiro's razors
JEWfc is so cringe

>>149868340 (OP)
LokDog just bullied that nigga

>>149868946
Hey I'm not going to be like everyone else and tell you to kill yourself, but could take the rest of the night off? You're kinda killin the vibes, bud.

>>149869061
>loses a towns worth of people in a year

>>149869139
That's 30 minutes, not bad

DC is looking ROTUND tonight

heeminder

gonna go take a schaub real quick brb

WIIILLLLD HORSES

>>149869140
need that petite qt on the far right

>>149868340 (OP)
What’s Joe Rogan doing tonight so he couldn’t be here?

>Smoothie King Center
Are...are they not in the Superdome? Are they having another flood and need it to house niggers who will spend the night raping and killing everyone inside?

>>149869151
I will be bringing my third world way of life to Amsterdam very soon btw.

Dustin Poirier will not retire tonight

>>149869164
>*spreads entire ass open toward the screen*

aint payin for that crap

>>149869161
he didn't lie when he said he'd be eatin' good when they went down to louisiana

>>149869171
got fired for holocaust denial

EVENT STARTING SOON
*Elevator Music*

>>149869177
It's over he's just gonna focus on his hot sauce and fraudulent charities

>>149869171
I guess the liver king wants to beat his ass so he's in hiding

>>149869164
With all this fucking buffering you could hardly call it "live."

>>149869188
gaza or ww2?

>>149869201
ww2

>>149869172
Look mom I'm edgy xD

Kys

>>149869122
imagine not appreciating the sublime primal pleasure of murdering another man in single combat

>>149869171
He's with Trump having sex with the children of the 9th Ward.

>>149869171
Nothing too crazy he's vacationing with his family on a superyacht around Europe

show your main card faces

>>149868560
Max
Roman
Holland
Igay
Zellhuber

>>149869175
Well you enjoy yourself anon. Also dont piss in the canals when inebriated. We fish a couple of you fuckers out every year when you fall in and drown

This would be my walk out song

https://youtu.be/o6EFg5eWWlM?si=QJNzyINql042A5kg

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>>149868560
Holloway
Costa
Holland
Ige
Johnson

>>149869244
roll.

Post stream

you niggas saw Brendan Schaub's new studio?

>>149869170
She's objectively the hottest one there, but Brazilians are brownoids, so they'll always pick a 5/10 blonde, White woman over an 8/10 brown brunette

weeeeeeeee

>>149869140
the average young woman here has an ass like this here, my gf has an ass like the girl on the far right

You think Rush be jerkin his hawlg to his stepmom?

>>149869244
Lfg

>>149868388
Steam link? My usual is getting buttfucked by okru

>>149868560
Poirier
Costa
Rodriguez
Ige
Zellhuber

>>149869270
bobs

>>149869244
0 and 4 lets go

>>149869244
i do be roaling

>>149869244
Rollin rollin rollin

>>149869252
I just put 5 on that. Pays about 250

>>149868560
Holloway
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

>>149869122
Do Brazilian women get this figure from diet or is it entirely BBLs?

>>149869270
Put the fork down fatty

>johnson is so shit they're using sponsorship era clips
kek

>>149868773
been there done that b

make another name for himself?
what's wrong with his current name?

we're talking about ass?

>>149869270
necc

>>149869251
Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy

>>149869238
lmao really? where I live every year some retarded american drinks too much caipirinha and drowns in the beach

we finna get a gatekeeper heem?

>>149869229
He could have waited a week

>>149869309
buttered toast :P

>>149869291
we have good genes only the super tryhard ones get bbls

LETS GOOOOOO

>>149869309
Topkek

wtf i thought zellhuber was white

>>149869292
maybe she's pregnant

Max’s foid is so fucking hot man

great value olivi is actually kinda cute

>>149869101
The dangers is what makes the beaches/bundas etc. more enjoyable.

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why do gringos call it meheco? you're AMERICAN it's MEXICO

>>149869244
eyes went to 9

>>149869264
s'tawlf

>>149869320
I just scanned this, why's my phone speaking Chinese?

>>149869331
post proof

Daniel Zellhuber is a better call Saul ass name for a spic

>>149869291
On average brazillian women have really hot bodies but kinda gross faces. It's a country of butterfaces basically.

I do my fighting on land playa

can you guys see my posts

>>149869337
gotta pander to the latinx

>>149869337
Me llamo Peggy Hill.

>>149869337
Biba Mehico cabron

>>149869337
I call it Messico

>>149869332
I can understand that. Fucking a beautiful woman must be even more exhilarating if you can hear gunshots outside while you're inside her

how old is olivi

>>149869355
no

>>149869349
>Tfw I'm a face and tiddy man
suffering.

>>149869355
no

*to the tune and pace of mexican walkout music*
nigger nigger nigger

>>149869362
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Daniel Zellhuber is german

>>149869330
Cool it with the misogyny bud

>>149869363
too old

Black guy and Mexican guy boutta throw hands. Classic matchup

>zellhuber
>mexican flag
huh?

>>149869319
Explain exactly how genes cause the big booty brazilian phenomena

>>149869355
I think the Janny shadowbanned you bro

>>149869363
Let's just say Vito got the 'tism

>>149869177
correct. you can't retire when you are DEAD

>>149869355
I can feel the fleas crawling on my nutz

*SWAG SURFS*

if i fucking hear barnburner one more time from this commentary team...

>>149869342
>42 years old
>Dyes hair blonde

>>149869379
>name zellhuber
>african mouth
>mexican flag

>>149869311
Its a tradition with tourists i suppose. Most cant swim, so while the average dutchie is fine when they take a tumble with their pants unzipped tourists tend to struggle more.

Hope Johnson heems this zesty little faggot and eats his shit whole

>>149869380
gotta be the iberian + black genes, plus eating rice and beans everyday

>>149869380
Lots of Brazilians have African admixture. The Portuguese imported a fuck load of slaves to there, way more than Americans ever brought in

>>149869379
Consequence of the Zimmerman Telegram.

>>149869366
me too, b. it's tawlf.

>>149869342
lmao, isn't that the guy who got in a feud with Joshua Fabia?

>>149869337
We kinda say it wrong too, in a way. The people our country is named after called themselves the Mexica, but they more or less pronounced it as "meshica".

>>149869406
stinky linky

>>149869342
if rogan never convinced schaub to get into standup would he still be as hated today?

zellhuber is a heemer i'm rooting for him

>>149869244
odin pls help

>>149869380
Big booty genes get passed down with each generation, it's not that complicated

>>149869398
You ever been to the physics department at UvA, I'm unironically thinking of doing my post doc there but I heard mixed things.

>>149869394
very strange nose for a chinese girl

>>149869427
Its such a waste that this lass is a rugmuncher

>>149869337
i bet you look messican af

>>149869407
don't try and teach them they don't deserve to know history same people that say why do italians have dark hair and brown eyes

>>149869394
who has the webm of his wife's soft core sex tape.

>>149869244
I need 0

El Orgullo de Alemania

>>149869405
>>149869407
None of these women besides the far right one seem to be part black >>149869122
Not anymore than the average Portuguese at least.

why does this mexican have a german-ish name??

>>149869337
I had a mocha Mexicano this morning (with an H sound)

heem everyone, even mexicans

Feel bad for Vettori hope Allan gets brutally heemed next fight

>>149869465
He's a 1488 Hitler Dictator

>>149869463
he's gotta change that last name. Just doesn't have any ring to it.

>>149869363
over 1000 year, she's immortal

>>149869465
why do you wanna know are you his dad or something geez

>>149869244
0-7-4

>>149869437
i am pure ashkenazi. not a hint of mexican in me.

>>149869464
most of us are descended from portuguese at least partially, iberian women have nice bundas too

johnson will win the losing contest

>>149869465
He is Nick Fuentes' brother.

>>149869435
likely surgery done for fashion, Bugs hate jesw as much as the rest of the world

elderly man, mike johnson

i would like to thank brazil for giving us jessie rogers

Nice quality you got there Venom

His shorts exploded from his bbc

>>149869427
On the contrary: Johnson is a heemer, I'm rooting for him.

RIPPED MY PANTS

>>149869480
>this mongrel midget gets to cream olivi every night
it's NOT fair brehs

Blick too big for the venum shorts

>>149869503
lol

>>149869502
>>149869503
>>149869508
his balls was hot

>>149869465
Hitlers grandson b

>>149869427
Body by Culvers

>>149869499
i'm more of a aj applegate kinda nigga

ayy yo this nigga ripped his shorts

>>149869507
GSPbros...

THIS is the guy they are using to sell ufc to beaners???

>>149869465
Wait until you find out about all the nips and chinks we have here.

i would like to thank canada for giving is Rajesh, Pajeet, Manjeet and also Patel.

>>149869503
settle down, saar

>Zellhuber
fuck kinda last name is that?

>>149869507
is this supposed to be hot? i can't tell

Chrissy Blair looks arthritic

>>149869503
Mutts law

>>149869337
I say messico

>>149869534
they hube the zells

>>149869522
hell yeah brother, before JR got the fake tits she had a similar build to AJA

>>149869427
would
>>149869436
if she wants to eat out some other broad while i'm doing her that's fine

>>149869432
I didnt go to university there but i knew some students who transferred from there who went to mine (Leiden). Physics department is solid but there is a lot of woke nonsense, mainly in the humanities department as usual.
TU Delft is another solid candidate for STEM

>>149869530
also august ames, RIP

STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS DUMB BEANERS LAST NAME STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS DUMB BEANERS LAST NAMESTOP TALKING ABOUT THIS DUMB BEANERS LAST NAMESTOP TALKING ABOUT THIS DUMB BEANERS LAST NAME

>>149869485
>most of us are descended from portuguese at least partially
I know, that's what I was referring too. Not all Americans think Brazil is a Mexican country.
Brazilian women that appear to be at least almost entirely of European descent can still have big butts, so I suspect it has something to do with lifestyle causes.

S L U R P

>>149869557
Do you think Zellhuber uses Zelle

>>149869530
BLOODY BASTARD BITCH

>>149869540
They need to toss her into the trashcan like they did with Arianne

NUTZ

>Mexican
>Zellhuber
???

wasn't even close to a dickshot

>using your free foul
johnson finna heem

>>149869244
rollin

>>149869557
guten tag mein fuhrer

>>149869557
you're just jealous of his aryan heritage

BOOOOOOOOOOOORING

>>149869496
my dong for zhang

>>149869573
Must have Argentinian family

test

Is this mexican fella gunna throw some or he's just gunna pretend to fight?

>>149869567
>pays for ubers with zelle
bravo blackrock

BIG BLACK JOHNSON!

fucking height bully

>>149869563
it's diet

Why do guys not take their 1 free eyepoke and 1 free bollocks shot?

>>149869465
When ww3 starts and you guys flee like rats to the americas for the seventh time you will understand

50k bet bro your boy is having trouble heeming a grandpa...

kicking is gay

johnson, a step behind

>>149869605
lack of initiative

this guy is ducking welterweight and michael is a featherweight out striking him

>>149869612
Just like my islanders

Taco bell drive thru what you want

>>149869594
HAVE YOU SEEN HIS LAST NAME THOUGH? ISNT IT SO VERY QUAINT AND STRANGE (ONE WOULD EVEN USE THE GERMAN WORD KOMISCH ) THAT HE HAS A GERMAN LAST NAME???????? LETS TALK MORE ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING SPICS LAST NAME BITTE WIR MUSSEN UBER SEINE NAMMEN SPRECHEN JA JA

>Zellhuber is MUCH BIGGER than Michael Johnson
DC..

>>149869615
>>149869615
>>149869615
>>149869615

>>149869590
I hooked up with a girl 14 years ago with a German last name but she was wearing an Argentinian coin she attached to a bracelet. By the time I realized what was happening she was gone. One of the worse fumbles in human history.

I finance my posts on heem

>>149869612
no danny is

>MJ puts his shorts back on
This nigga zesty

>>149869632
>I once fumbled a big titty white goth girl here in brazil when I was in highschool
it's tawlf b

>>149869573
mexicants make some decent vienna lagers. so a German name shouldn't be that surprising.

NO WAY, BIG BLACK JOHNSON

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That one guy bet 50k on Zell Puber!!!

>>149869663
I should be in Berchtesgaden with our 14 children and 88 grandchildren by now. It's not fair!

>>149868340 (OP)
Nice win for Johnson

>>149868858
OHNONONONONONO

>>149869715

who tf bets that much on a -900?

>>149870033
if you believe the odds are accurate, the same person who would bet on anything else. it is all relative. he thought it was a sure thing. do you not understand this?

>>149870080

that's so dumb tho. that's such a small payout.

michael johnson is better than both poirier and halloway