Thread 149868533

LIONEL MESSI NOW HAS THE MOST NON-PENALTY GOALS IN FOOTBALL HISTORY

>>149868533 (OP)
Goat for a reason

>>149868533 (OP)
new made up pissi stat just dropped
take out his penalty goals and it's one less rigged wc

>>149868859
Take away Ronaldo penalty and offside goals and he got 0 UCL.

>>149868921
>b-but what about cristiano
mental illness, we are talking about your midget fraud in your own thread about midget fraud

Best play maker ever
Best passer ever
Best dribbler ever
Best shooter ever

Is there anything this guy can't do? Calling Mars! You left a martian on earth and he's changing the history books!

>>149868533 (OP)
All his goals and assits tonight were masterclass

>>149875398
>mental illness
>tf

In 167 less games too

the homosexual community in shambles right now

>>149868533 (OP)
>200 goals against Eibar and MLS amateurs
kek

This guy is a nobody in my country

record tying goals from the GOAT

record breaking goal from the GOAT

>>149879913
This shit is so boring that it looks like that episode of the simpson showing a football match, all of them are so useless it's unbelievable

>>149868533 (OP)
He also has the most rigged goals under his name.
Congratulations Pessi Riggitini

>>149879913
the first 25 seconds of this video was completely irrelevant

>>149868533 (OP)
Messicels are so desperate they're erasing legitimate goals and celebrating MLS tapins lmoa

>>149881827
They already celebrated most goals in Europe years ago. Time to celebrate the newest records now. Penaldo pedos are still going on about his stats from when he was in Madrid.

>>149881827
>camel jockey goals? Now THATs where the quality is!

>>149879913
>>149879932
AAAAAAAAAACK!

>>149868731
can't perform if he's not surrounded by friends, system baby bottler pecho frio, zoom zooms and ESPN shills can't fool me

>>149879913
the absolute state of that defence, jesus
no wonder he refuses to retire in our league, even Di Maria is getting exposed but at least he has dignity and principles, the MLS is comparable to Pele's cosmos

>>149868533 (OP)
I was wondering why average height of this board dropped overnight
Turns out new made up pissi stat came out. When ronaldo score 2 vs al quaida we need 50 posts too?

>>149882743
Inter miami could win againts Boca and River,They defeated porto, tie againts palmeiras and only lost againts PSG.

>>149883066
Nenasoooo

>>149882743
penaaal para rosiria bentraaaal

Most G/A in World Cup KO stage, most non-penalty goals. What's next for the little magician?

>>149882292
there is no sich thing as a top 5 league, as frances league is shit and filled with shit teams (psg is the sole exception)
we had a better league (according to rankings) than them for about 5 years this century, and the dutch will overtake in the coming years

>>149868533 (OP)
How many of them were against the the Maldives and Estonia?

>>149886246
By that logic there's no such thing as world ranking, because a team that's top 5 now might not be top 5 in a few years.
Which in turn would mean that playing against Brazil now poses the same level of difficulty as playing aainst them in the 90s and 00s.

>>149886112
there's no way that's real

>>149879932
Penaldo would have had a dance/gesture to cameras ready for this ‘record’. Messi just keeps balling and GOATing.

>>149879729
Who does Rolando play against in the saudi league?

>>149875398
hardest projection you've made to date, twain

>>149891549
You'd have a point if Al Hilal wasn't the club that regularly beats Al Nassr in all Saudi competitions.
It's like claiming the French league is competitive because PSG won UCL despite the fact that no French team beats PSG on a normal day.

>>149868533 (OP)
astonishing

>>149886112
>>149886112
>0 goals/assist
>IN FIVE WORLD CUPS
come on that's not true

>>149892493
Look at the title

>>149886112
Neuer on offense > pisstiano deadsonaldo

>>149868859
I remember when ronaldo fans were calling assists a made up stat lmao. Theyre mindbroken forever

>>149891549
Brazilian league > Premier League

>>149868533 (OP)
GOAT

>>149879913
What is wrong wirh the goalkeepepmr

>>149882743
>Di Maria
>dignity and principles
He's been there for only two weeks and is already a bigger criminal than los monos.

stupefying

Three World Cups.

>>149900479
If a playing career in Europe surpasses a playing career in South America, then, Messi just needs two more World Cups to surpass Pelé, as the GOAT. But Pelé is still the current GOAT.

Messi is evergreen. There will be no scoring or assist record that he doesn't hold by the time he retires.

>>149889519
Penaldo wears gloves at the gym, what a fag kek

>>149882292
"top 5 league" is a completely made up concept that did not exist until pissi left barca

>>149881267
>saus
Where can we see his rigged goals?

>>149868533 (OP)
Whoa

deafening

>>149900479
Did next to nothing in 62, chickened out of 66 when it became important. Excellent in 58 and 70 although other Brazilians were as good or better in the latter

>>149868533 (OP)
Volumes

>WITNESS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
The reality is, if you support Messi, there's a 99% chance you're a manlet. Only manlet faggots support Messi. This is an undeniable fact! This is the crux of ALL Messi sensationalism and CR7 hate.

All Messi scandals are Manlet Scandals—manlets rigging games to fulfill their pathetic delusions of grandeur and manlet fantasies, vicariously through a retarded manlet. This is a FACT!

There needs to be a height requirement to discuss CR7. Why? Simply because a manlet has an inherent confirmation bias that torments his soul and it inveigles his entire life's experiences and existence and how he views the world. It is impossible for him to be rational and unbiased.

>>149886112
@grok is this real?

>>149868533 (OP)
based

Messi has to be the greatest goalscorer the game has ever seen on top of being the best playmaker.

>>149868533 (OP)
.

>>149868859
TRVKE

>>149868533 (OP)
they dont call him missi for nothing

>>149868533 (OP)
they dont call him GOAT for nothing

>>149868533 (OP)
This is nuts. Such a record for a playmaking midfielder.

>>149887224
Are we now supposed to pretend that world rankings don't have fucked up arbitrary criteria or that Ballon d'Or isn't a popularity contest?

isn't he a manlet? Like 5 foot something? What a miserable existence.

>>149893996
Nobody ever said that, when messi eas doing shit at psg they brought up “pre-assists” lmao
>>149868533 (OP)
Como le inventan vainas al enano de mierda este. Ni por haber ganado el mundial se saca la verga de cristiano del culo

>>149868731
shocking

>manlet general
Did you know pissi also has the record for most penalties missed oat?

>>149953197
He has so many records it's difficult to remember all of them.

>>149953197
>muh tap ins

that random czech guy did the same thing and no ones gives a fuck

donaldo son rapisto

>>149953268
>under 6 foot paki cope
Show pissis puskas

>pisstiano supporters are majority Indian
don’t look up average Indian male height

>>149953353
>made up fact

um... pisstano sisters

>>149954886
just look at those seething brown hands kek

>>149953365
That's just searching his name. You could be looking up his latest tantrum, his most recent comically egotistical statement or even his rape case.