will max point down at the canvas in the 5th?
Dustin is Jolie's wife but is a BMF
dustin HAS to attack or he risks the L
Holloway needs to retire tonight
>>149873961 (OP)KO THAT LIL PEAHEAD
what should i crank my hog to after this fight
>>149873986Big Milky Funbags
>>149873961 (OP)This is what MMA should be about this is definitely two warriors, keyed in, using real time strategy and pinpoint power to deliver vicious damage.
So, im excited to see RDR and Whittaker. But mainly Chimaev and DDP.
imagine dustin fighting in a thong
i been wathcing fights for 12+ hours now. what a time to be alive. what song did "young wayne" come out to btw? i like the chorus.
>>149874000Izzy Green onlyfans, as is tradition
>>149874000Trannies. Fits the vibe.
who was that other guy who was basically like dustin poirier
>>149873996couple of pink piglets
FINISH HIM THEYRE NOT GIVING YOU A DECISION HOLLOWAY
Round 5 called it. Scripted as shit. This either does to decision with Dustin winning or they have a slugfest in the final 10 seconds with either one getting ko'd.
What happened to that big gorilla zigger?
3-1 Max. What do you bet the judges have it 2-2 and we're about to see a robbery?
Just give the BMF belt to Topuria these bums ain't worthy
last round of poirier's life
Little ding dong of a thing
I'm calling it now. Max is gonna get brutally knocked out once or twice before he retires.
>>149874043Max wins the rematch
Dustin doesn't have many shots left. He is getting gassed. He can heem but he can't waste his shots.
>>149874013Fellow /box/ and /heem/ enjoyer
>>149873996AND IT (their marriages) IS ALL OVER
Maxwell is up 3 isn't he not?
>>149874024the moment i finished the captcha i realized i was thinking of cowboy cerrone or whatever lollll
>>149874048yes him too lol
>>149874041that would be based
POINT TO THE GROUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>149874000skinny russian trap with huge cock
since paulo won today
BMF BELT IS ON THE LINE WOW
>>149874024Sydney Poitier
my fucking stream just got deep fried wtf
>>149874054He does have a similar back tattoo to tony ferguson, and often relies on his chin
>>149874081got one in mind
is this the Peahead 48-47 script
I'd knock both of these clowns out if I had the chance. They fight like pussies.
>>149874086https://www.streameast.sk/ufc/ufc-318-holloway-vs-poirier-3/2
stream 2 is buttery smoothe
If max points to the ground here he's getting cracked.
we about to get 5 decisions in a row
>last fight of career
>fight like you can get a decision to contend for the title next
What a bitch
Dustin is either exhausted or playing opossum
dustin gets the pity decision right
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>>149874086Glad it wasn't just me
THIS FIGHT IS SO BADASS!!!
>max pratically only hitting the body
rigged
Nobody should get the belt if thereโs a decision
we're getting a heem in the last 10 seconds right
>>149874115absolute state
elijah te aho please reconsider the next few weeks honey
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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the tan on doo
>>149874024fucked up his knee was never the same
>>149874106Yep. Canโt we just deport all the adult men and leave the women
he's not going to actually retire you homos
he will be back in like 2 years
alright I missed the entire main card. Zellhuber lost to michael johnson? lol
>>149874118THIS FIGHT IS SO MOTHER!!!
>>149874116I am better than jon jones, i am better than sean combs, and i am better than john holmes
>>149874123Either Dustin or Holloway will point on the ground.
wtf is poirier doing lmao
If Dustin gets a decision it's rigged
>>149874137where'd you get this picture of my mom?
POINT THE HECKIN FINGER JUS BLEED REEEE
omg its time to point at the fucking ground!!!
HE HECKIN DID IT!!!!!!!!!!
>>149874137>Got rid of the bracesAt least tell me her butthole is still hairy.
dogshit card kek
poofc is dead
ABSOLUTELY HISTORIC FIGHT
>>149874147Draw im calling it, 10-8 round 2 for dustin and round 3 will be gifted to him too
KEK dustin bitched out and clinched up
fitting end for dustbin
kek
no way dustin hugged the ending kek what a bitch
HIS LAST SECONDS IN THE SPORT WERE A SHITTY ATTEMPT TO CROTCHSNIFF
>clinchin during the 10secs brawl
Dustin is a bitch
>went for the hug
bro retired as a pussy
FUCKING KINO JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>poirier just shelling up and clinching during last 10 seconds
ARE YOU KIDDING ME DUDE
Dustin bitched out at the point kek.
I slept through most of that.
>panic wrassle' at the last second
draw, everyone goes home happy
>HE DID THE HECKIN' THING
Cringe
Dustbin pussed out on the finger point session!!!!
lmfao poopooirier losing the story hard clinching the throw down what a bum
>>149874135but that still isnโt gonna get you laid anon
Dustin is getting the DI but he didn't win lol this "sport"
>Agrees to the 10 seconds heem
>backs up
JUSTIN IS OUR GUY
Dustin lost the story, the fight, the retirement.
Dustin is such a legend!!
BIGGEST STORY LOSS IVE SEEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lol max was gonna heem if he didn't hug
>panic wrestles at the last 10 seconds
Not a real one
4-1 Max, so Poirier escapes with the victory 48-47 and completes the sweep.
Poirier chicken out, kek.
Good fight. Heemspect to these gladiators.
Dustin is all fucked up been shoot for years now
WTF DUSTBIN U PUSSY ITS UR LAST FIGHT JUST SWING
by my count he lost from that last 10 seconds kek
dustin massive story loss for clinching in his last 5 seconds in the octagon
This is the guy Pisslam went 5 rounds with btw.
>dustin didn't wanna bang
yeah, max must be hitting real fucking hard now
its clear max was holding back too
charles is finished kek
if they give it to dustbin it's the end of the sport and we will have to only fight in the streets
KEYED UP DUSTBIN AND THE HOLLOWCTEWAY ARE LEGENDS OF THE SPORT MY GAWD ANIK LEAGENDS CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THESE FIGHT POINT AT THE MIDDLE OF THE CAGE OH MY STARS REDDITS WE MADE IT THE BAD MOTHER EFFER BELT HOLY MEMESFROGMAN
I'm not mad that he cucked, just disappointed
booooring who fucking cares
Iโm gonna go play skyrim it doesnโt even matter who wins
>>149874179this guy is chinlet btw
Lmao dusin like hell nah i ain't gettin flat lined and just tied up after a couple swangs. they both hesitated though and were like "ah fuck do we really need to do the meme?"
>le point to the center of the cage and throw
cringe
Pretty soon they will be doing powerbombs in the UFC
Dustin didn't want to get heemed in his hometown
>panic in the very last ten seconds of your career
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>takedown attempt in final seconds
aura plummeting
Poirier is a fag for clinching during that stand and bang.
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50-50 draw
dustin porier fingers his daughter
this nigga really clinched the last 10 seconds of his career
>dustin clinched
FAKE TOUGH GUY GOT EXPOSED
dogshit fight from poirier
>Dustin beats max twice. Third fight gets destroyed?
Explain this please
>ddp chimaev is a month away
fuck
4-1 or 5-0 max round 2 was the close one i think they give to porier i think the damage on the feet was quite even and dustin had the better KD but max also had some ground and pound and an rnc attempt so you can give it to max but i've noticed if each guy gets a KD in the same round they favor the later KD
>>149874223This,max traded his chin for more power
Max refused to bang with Topuria at the beginning of their fight
Poirier hugged during their banging at the end of the fight
Topuria and Gaethje are real ones
poirier didnt wanna get heemd in the last 10 seconds so he hugged :(
muh stats but holloway got busted the fuck up
Max should definitely consider retiring soon. His chin is weaker than ever, and his volume has decreased significantly compared to what it used to be.
.
.
>>149874211>THIS IS THE CITY>CITY OF ANGELS
>>149874247on fucking god, what a bummer
Imagine if they didn't interview Dustin that would be funny haha
>>149874264>>149874269shut up kiwinigger damn
>>149874247>>149874265>>149874267Arman was right, he quit against Islam
KWABOTY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>149874193I have had sex with a latina girl before. Iโm sorry, the men are annoying and abusive anyway. Theyโre retards, some im sure are good people.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
not even letting him win the mickey mouse belt is sad
Thank God the judges got it right
HE WAS DIGGING FOR BOOGERS IN HIS NOSE
THAT WAS DISGUSTING
as much of a meme it is, i appreciate max really just going all out during the last couple of seconds against gaethje and dustin, giving them a shot
>>149874229Strict gun laws means everyone fights with their fists. Sorry its just the way the world works
>>149874273i contemplate my death between major fight cards
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noo you cant just not go out like korean zombie
Judges actually got it right. Max vs. Conor at the White House confirmed.
The winner of the PMF(Pussy Motherfucker) title.....Dustbin Poorier!
ok now please retire this fucking belt
poirier's legs aren't there. they never were, he's a known hobbler due to his hips
but age caught up, once again
can we stop pretending dustbin was ever anything but average?
Into the dustbin. Your legacy - clinching at the last second.
>dustin ending his career with a clinch
what a way to go out
50-45 Max you got swindled by commentary if you think otherwise, Round 2 ending doesn't change the fact Dustin got destroyed for 4min40
>>149874312USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>149874325Just how bad is Conor then
>>149874334I have to agree with a leaf and it pains me
Kek lil Wayne in the ring
>>149874325Nah, his resume is too good for an average fighter.
his ears have to look like this forever...
oh god, they'll do topuria vs max 2 with the bmf title on the line as well so they can retire it
>>149874236you sound miserable
Imagine getting your REAL ONE status revoked in the last two seconds of your retirement fight, KWAB of the century
>>149874293Cut the guy a break, he was hoping for an easy retirement W and max embarrassed him by almost finishing him like 5 times.
>>149874312damn my aryan brother zellhuber fucked me
Poirier went to his grave never sniffing a belt, not even a made up belt.
i hate max holloways kid. i seriously want to round house kick him. make your time, Rush.
They're holding back cause friends?
>>149874270dustin is 36
also I don't think dustin really cares right now, he has literally nothing to gain here by winning and only max can go up
>>149874337conor after multiple surgies btw. beat dustin in his prime
>>149874337post-mayweather unmotivated mcgregor doesn't count
Max mogging him in the press confrence too, this is too much
>>149874356Ilia first triple champ
>>149874231I started another playthrough the other day. A Breton mage/archer build.
>>149874337unironically the greatest fighter in ufc history
single handedly saved the ufc
Just how shit is Pisslam?
Lmao niggas paid $100 for earrape
poor arman skipped over again for 155 rematch with max
>Max's son giving Dustbin a hug
Wholesome.
>>149874312USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>I feel seen
Bitchmade behavior
max vs conor bad motherfucking meng title bout
>>149874364Rush is an IRL anime character he would stomp your ass.
>>149874363>not even a made up belt.Wasn't he an interim champ or something? Although, I agree it's a meme bely. LMAO
>>149874270weight classes and body changes b
>>149874380hawaiian earrape, imagine the sound
Why wonโt Dana do a ppv in Pittsburgh?
eternal reminder stipe didnt get a retirement tribute vid
>>149874334You are correct that commentary made it sound closer than it was, but Dustin deserved the round he got a knockdown in. 49-46 for Max was the correct score.
Hate these gushy send off videos they do now
hold me heem. gonna cry with this final video package.
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
>Dustin clinches during the final 10 seconds because he could never do what it really took to become champion
poetic
HERE COME THE TEARS OH SHIT
WHAT A LEGEND WOWโฆ
yawn
Get the bum the fuk outta here
>>149874382They unboyed him when he clinched during heem time.
Why are they dragging this shit out
Damn they got everyone glazing dis nigga
max couldve finished him r1
Are they gonna put him straight into the HOF
this is fucking cringe lol
>>149874409Dana really hated Stipe for some reason.
>>149874337conor's career died with the khabib loss, anything after that was just a waste of everyone's time
Lol why wait for this. Everybody's going to leave
>>149874423This is what mixed martial arts is all about
>>149874398he may very well, but ill take his ass out the game by any means necessary
Did you enjoy the script?
>>149874401>HECKIN' WALKING SIMULATOR
>>149874409Dana always hated Stipe lol
I really want to have sex with men.
>>149874452death stranding 2 is just metal gear solid VI without risk of kojima getting sued though
I would be so upset if they put jizzy in my retirement sendoff vid
What is Paddyโs bum ass doing in the tribute video LMAO
Awful idea to do this video at this moment. Buzzkill. Idiot production staff
I thought max was gonna get cracked if he pointed at ground but he bullied Dustin into wrestling lmao
>>149874433>>149874432closed the tab what song is it
I'm sure this send off would be cool if Dustin wasn't shit
>>149874270first fight max was totally green and had no grappling experience while dustin was an experienced fighter with good bjj. it was max's 5th fight and first fight in a real promotion while it was dustin's 13th and he had fought multiple times in the ufc/wec. also it was short notice for max.
second fight was short notice for max and he did not have time to bulk up properly.
third fight, max has time to actually move up properly and had experience.
pretty simple
>playing a 20 minute webm in the stadium
>no current champions in the video
>no big names in the crowd
Embarassing tribute
Dustin was always a jobber to me, I guess my only core memories of him are from 15 years ago
>>149874467rent free kek lmao
>gets to celebrate the end of a mediocre career by trying to find the walls of jolies blown out camel hump vagina with his cocktail frankfurt while struggling to keep his grip on her elephant trunk sized arms
JUST
this is gayer than the smiff cringe kino
those cauliflower ears are absolutely vile
whats Israel Adesanya best win?
Is Dustin the last WEC fighter?
>>149874467they let him do the ppv intro recently, i 100% guarantee that they will try to make him a commentator after he retires
Now that the dust has settled, where does he rank in the top all time list?
dustbin won the story of his career
>>149874458Thanks for sharing
UFC died with Kimbo Slice
Anybody else feel like Max let off the gas the last few rounds so he wouldn't embarrass dustbin? Especially when he had him finished twice earlier in the fight
They should have let Connor say something to him in that video
>>149874501Vanilla Gorilla
>>149874501starching pereira
I actually think Dustin has a better resume than Max, but Max is a better fighter and was a champion.
dustbin got the biggest retirement of anyone and was never even a star. literally nobody cares about shartbin
why do i instantly start crying every time i see another man cry
If you sing this sing in a karaoke bar in the Philippines and sing it bad they will kill you look into it
>>149874516He got have won in the first round if he really wanted too
>>149874518Dustin enjoy retirement
YABWIFE IS STILL EN ME DMS
how many ti'ul sho's did dustbin get?
>>149874542you're homosexual
you now remember dustbin poorier
>>149874518yo woife is in me dms
Jolie is an infinitely better slampig than Dee
this is why gooby was acting out. he will never get this sort of goodbye ceremony
Woooweeee I sure am White got nothing to cling too but old black and white movies shot by Jews about scary boogiemen and my magic N word, yeehawww im so edgy bro I know these words they are so shocking ima say em as an anonymous person on a obscure website har har
Notice how there were no brazzas who had anything nice to say? I was expecting khabib or Islam. The mad backwards cunts.
>>149874506Tier 3, below Max who is below the greats of this generation. Maybe 200th best all time, around Michael Johnson level.
When a Hawaiian points at the ground Do not engage
THE CRINGE
THE DEAD SILENT CROWD
IT HURTS
>>149874541you must be fun at parties
What is the point of the ufc hall of fame? They let everybody in.
>>149874485>no current champions
>>149874542you're extremely straight and probably have had sex. its heartwarming to see it and you believe men are equal to women.
>City flag is very close to a phillipines flag
huh?
>>149874542maternal instict. Your tits will start weeping shortly. Post pics when they do
Do you think the conor sent a pic of his dick to his wife? The little leperchaun is very unhinged, so probably
>>149874542Because you're a faggot
Gooby is high out of his mind right now spamming Jolieโs DMs with dick pics
>>149874560Brazzas are fake humble, GODRAB AND GODLIA exposed the rats.
>>149874556i'm sure they'll bang a video together after his bloated naked corpse is found in some ditch
>>149874518YA WOIFE IS IN ME DMS YA FOOKIN PEAHEAD WE'RE AT THE WYNN NIGHTCLUB BABY
I been watching this shit so long heem...I remember dustin moving up to 155 and I was thinking yea this guy is on his way out. Lol and he was just getting started.
Not even Khabib cared
KWAB
>>149874501unironically brad tavares
Mcgod ruined his mental with THE pic
>>149874585Cajuns are the Filipinos of white people
>>149874578diego lopez has knocked out volkanovski a couple of months ago, don't your remember anon?
>>149874575what american major sport HOF is fairly exclusive anymore? nba, nfl, nba, they all let everyone in now
is that a filipino flag wtf??
>no big names of the sport in the crowd
>no current champions either
>Dana not present
>Mayor of Lafayette not present
>Pope Leo XIV not present
They did him dirty
at this level training camps should be mostly focused on giving speeches
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who is this doo?
>>149874624Where is Dana?
>>149874588Dustinโs wife absolutely cheated on him with Conor mcgregor.
>>149874624Literally ZERO americans congratulating him in that video package.
>>149874614Pete Rose isn't in...yet.
>>149874632stone cold steve
>>149874634licking trumps scrotum
theo von looking like a fuckin retard as usual
>>149874530Max stayed in a weaker division far too long but eh, did Poirier beat anyone at his best?
Max has better footwork and didnt look semi obese like in their second fight.
>>149874600tbf poirier never lost to a total tomato can
and he was also holoucasting his body in FW, just watch how he used to look like against TKZ and his first fight with MAP
>>149874632tiki ghosn he used to bang Arianny
YARR WOIFE'S IN ME GALLEON
Dustin does not deserve Hall of Fame
>>149874643I didn't realize Theo Von was that tall
>>149874654oh shid the guy strickland talked about
You see? The UFC is still capable of kino.
>>149874661>that tallhe's 5'11 lol
Keyla Harrison's big ass nose is adorable
I'm from Nova Scotia. We expelled the French in 1755 and sent them to Louisiana.
Kayla Harrison would wreck Gamrot
Remember when everyone thought it was impressive for Ilia to KO Max? hahaha Fools sucking the UFC hype machine.
Theo looks uncomfortable being the biggest 'celebrity' at this event
Bet Joe told him he was going then bailed kek
>>149874661most comedians are tall, it makes them funnier. the comedy comes from a good place, rather than self hatred / compensation.
>>149874643>joe rogan ball licking podcast grifter inserting himself into this moment
>>149874686I donโt think I could fuck her. Sheโs too scary. Yes, it would take a Brazilian to tame a creature like that.
>>149874692Many years later a redneck name Dustin Poirier would be born.
>>149874692Why was Quebec like "nah let them stay"?
>>149874692>We expelled the French in 1755damn ur old asf
>>149874720I'm not a historian but I assume it was because there were too many.
>>149874650Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III larping as a redneck hick with his rich intelligence asset father woah theo getting his start on a military-sponsored MTV show
>>149874692And now i have to live in this swampy shit hole.
de ridder is a future champion 185
Dustin is a stupid name. Why would you name your son after dust?
Dustn...ur final dance,,,,,,,, GET FUCHED
>Trump made sure to watch THE colby covington live
>mayor of hicksville didnt even bother showing up to watch dustbins last fight
KWABOTY
>>149874692thank you for doing that honestly id probably kms if i was born in canada
T.337
>>149874745i thought his father was an old nicaraguan
WHEN THE FUCK IS CONOR COMING BACK
>>149874761Gets destroyed by Imavov, Strickland, Whittaker, Chimaev and DDP at the moment, unfortunately. Possibly Ikram Aliskerov too.
>>149874783July 4th 2026 White House
>>149874794If he lives that long
>>149874783WHEN YOURE WORTHY NOW DANCE FOR ME AAAAHHH
Ufc 318 was a aolider 6.5/10
Shoutout to the bum Kevin Netherlands.
What's the humidity in New Orleans right now? 200%? Imagine trying to breathe there.
>>149874774If Trump shows up to UFC again he's gonna get booed and called a pedophile.
>>149874801>>149874794Just another year long marketing campaign grift for conor, jon, and dana
>>149874783he'll probably end up doing some shit like boxing jake paul when he's 50 years old
holloway and gamrot for the BMF belt up next right
fight seemed fame. sport seems fake. all of this seems fake to me.
Gaethje wins the rematch, Max's chin is flushed.
>>149874816Yes, it feels like a heavy, sticky, suffocating blanket.
It sucks but you learn to live with it. Summers are basically a months long sauna session during daytime.
Main event was the only redeeming part of the main card, reminds me of Islam vs Porier being the same way
Joe Rogan please interview me
>>149874839You have depression
>hot mic catches cruz whining
>>149874859>depressionfake
Heโs him baby heโs heem
>>149874839It probably is ngl
>>149874859Dont listen to this guy
>>149874839All sports are fake. Why would they leave any of this to chance?
>>149874469>bum So far undefeated in the UFC
Future 155 champ
>>149874839/box/ won the war
>Teddy Atlas is here instead of the other rigged Pac fight
You have to wonder if boxing ever even existed at this point.
>go enjoy the reaps of your rewards
>>149874840anyone who thinks max wasn't selling the fight is a fucking retard
dustin was finished in rd 1
>let's ask teddy atlas about a guy's career from a sport you know nothing about
>"neon talents"
>"quiet towns"
>"independable"
Whats with the Filipino Quebec flag
>>149874963>years ago they told christopher columbus no no no you're gonna fall offincredible booking
Why doesnt mmgay have any good heavyweight fights anymore? DC Stipe level shit. Doesn't seem to exist anymore.
>20 minute fight and nearly an hour of commentary
Thank God I didnt pay for this
>>149875075Name one good heavyweight fighter since Mike Tyson
>>149875075Same reason there are no boxing heavyweights. Everyone is a gay twink now.
>>149874963>>149875064He just rambles a bunch of nonsensical platitudes. Says nothing specific about a fighter.
>"he wanted to find out WHAT'S IN THAT ROOM"as i'm typing this response dropping more gems
>>149874574i am. you're a faggot NPC manlet hcink lol . you have low test you pussy ass faggot. scared to speak up or you're "not fun at parties" lmao
what a biutch made NIGGERFAGGOT
>>149875088>>149875097You just missed a hw boxing masterclass with Usyk last night. In fact, hw boxing since Usyk moved up has been amazing.