pies v fred
crom v gold cunts

Fuck scumpires.

YFO

fred

waiting for RAC lads

HEAVE HO UNNA

Go fredders

fucking hate seeing abbo place names next to the actual place name

damn the pies are getting BTFO

jannies = trannies

>>149875269
fucking hate seeing abbos desu

Scumps will get Collingwood over the line here, atrocious. Imagine needing the green maggots to get over Fred at home

>>149875299
B team

>>149875298
the leak was the best thing to ever happen, those faggots deserved everything they got

>>149875298
that's funny though

Decent game so far though umpiring leaving a lot to be desired. Please fix this shit, Swannie.

>The top story on the ABC news website
Top fucking kek.

https://www.abc.net.au/news

Half time

>>149875298
this is afl umpire tier retardation

>>149875298
why would you put your age in the name field? just asking to get banned

Harf time

>>149875331
yep it's a good game but jesus it's being ruined by the scumps, they absolutely have to insert themselves into the games

>>149875100
>ban evading

>>149875299
nah it's called "Fly's System" ay. radical change to the Way the Game is Played daring umps to get pilloried by a captured media arm. good for footy.

>>149875333
Why does the ABC call him a "tech whiz" rather than "convicted sex offender"?

fuck me it's absolutely heeming down

not even 5 PM and I'm tired

>>149875405
same

fuck freo have so many good players david king is right

>>149875333
>>149875379
don't get it. is this some gen z thing or what

>>149875408
shame about the coach

>>149875298
>not copping a 4 year ban
Good to see our mods can do basic math.

next he should wear his cousins condom running out

>>149875426
>math
FOY

>>149875426
tradie-tier IQ

>>149875431
Might trigger Maynard.

>>149875405
Know how you feel. Legit slept for 12 hours and only woke up 2 hours ago.

>>149875437
reckon that was the point fella

i’ve got a beautiful mushroom head

>>149875447
To get his head smashed in?

mafs>maths

>>149875434
>>149875436
Am I dumb?

I miss the days of drinking one energy drink in the afternoon and then being able to stay up until the afternoon the next day wide awake playing video games the whole time

>>149875298
>>149875305
>>149875338
>say you're under-age
>get banned for being under-age
Play stupid games win stupid prizes

nigger spotted

>>149875473
Now I need four coffees to stay awake during the day.

Why do umpires love sucking off Collingwood so much?

>>149875305
what leak?

>>149875484
they probably hang out at wet on wellingtons together

I have the opposite problem, if I have even a full cup of coffee in the morning I struggle to sleep around 10-11.It might be some placebo shit because surely it doesn't stay in the system that long but I sleep noticeably better without it

>>149875480
oh look it's the crows supporting rulesfaggot

>>149875484
Cowards that can't handle the rabble booing them.

Gold Coast should have a different outfit to wear against Adelaide there’s too much red and yellow

Go Crows!

why do autistic people have an issue with understanding sarcasm

>>149875480
the point is if the cunt was actually 14 then what is banning them for a month going to achieve?

Ooh ohh
Aah ahh
Cock in the bumhole

>>149875498
caffeine getting filtered out has to do with certain enzymes in one of your organs that I can’t remember. the amount of enzymes differs from person to person. You may just have a lower number of the enzymes

>>149875509
What should their alt be? All yellow instead?

>>149875518
legal compliance

>>149875521
They have the Black Andrews knob coloured one.

>>149875520
Hmm maybe, that'd make sense

>>149875521
white like they used to wear

>>149875531
Which one was that?

>>149875550

>>149875561
Humiliation ritual.

>>149875513
They don't.

im a boss bitch

I should probably start eating vegetables (I’m 28)

why cant I post webms

Qwaynor was BLOCKED

This is all time bad umpiring

Howz about we let the game flow without ump interference

PHWEE PHWEE PHWEE PHWEE PHWEE PHWEE PHWEE PHWEE PHWEE PHWEE PHWEE

Cum on me boyz

Thousands of Tasmanians have taken to the streets to show their support for the proposed multi-purpose Hobart stadium, with organisers saying the “silent majority” is finally making its voice heard

>>149875594
>>149875599
>>149875601
they just HAVE to insert themselves don't they, genuinely ruins the game

>>149875609
corr imagine the plap sound she makes

been really getting into urban planning autism

TEX!

Tex is a big dumb racist

tegggs =DDD

applied for a tradie licence yet mate iykwim haha

maybe i should watch adelaide gcs the pies fred umpires are unbearable

>>149875616
yeah and the stench that comes with it

so glad i didn’t tip freo

>>149875621

>>149875630
gold coast haven’t come to play it will be a blowout

>>149875513
they can't into social nuance and inter-personal dynamics

Lads, Brody just posted

>booing the black player
Based South "Day of the Rope" Australia.

>>149875630
It'll be the same shit.

Lads, Brody just posted

>>149875649
good, i want to see snus miss finals it'd be hilarious

Clark having some game.

>can't get captchas
>mp4 no longer works
>webm no longer works
4chan fucking sucks

>>149875657
gold coast have a free win against essendon remember

Fucking hell, Dockers just can't get it past the wing. Living in Collingwood's half.

It’s Collingwood’s world and we’re all just living in it

>>149875667
Sounds like a (You) problem filthy mobile posting scum.

>>149875682
yep their defence is holding up but if not for that they'd be down by 30

>>149875692
I'm a Colling girl
In a Colling world
Wrapped in plastic
It's fantastic

>>149875412
More of a /g/ thing. Wouldn't expect a tradie to understand.

Louis Rossmann is an American youtuber. He started out doing mac repair videos and then sort of transitioned into Right to Repair stuff, trying to get legislation passed to enable it, etc.
As part of his consumer advocacy stuff, he highlights scummy companies that screw over the consumers.

One of those companies was a Playstation (3?) repair software written by an Australian guy. People would buy it, use it for a while and then all of a sudden find themselves banned from the service. The guy who made the software was a giant dick, never giving them a solid answer why they were banned, refusing refunds, etc.

Rossmann did a video about it and the software guy tried to get the video deleted and channel banned for it.
So Rossmann did another video about it and the software guy tried to get the video deleted and his channel banned again.
So Rossmann did another video about it with more instances of the software guy being a dick, digged around and exposed his past as being a child sex offender.

The exposure video was great since it came out of no where. A complete 0-100 wtf.

The playstation repair software required full internet access on a bare metal computer that was your normal computer (ie. no specific repair computer) and for the anti-virus to be disabled.
It fully scanned what processes you were running and who knows what else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFe5LiACN9k
The 'Enjoy and learn from the master' was a quote from the guy when he was sharing his cp on forums.

tl;dr - He exposed Aussie scum.

two boring games
4 teams that will do nothing in finals

VOSS

3lol

not reading all that shit
fuck up nerd

>>149875716
Their defence has held up magnificently but you jsut felt like the dam wall was about to burst. To their credit it didn't and they've had a few breakaways including one that finally got the goal there. Hanging in there.

That is a horrid first touch on return from Young.

V O S S
O
S
S

might watch a movie tonight

replaced the brake pads on the rav lads

>>149875785
Hope they were Bendix matey

rigmante

>>149875795
Cope and seethe, payback for the Treacy advantage that wasn't there

>>149875785
>mechanic tells me to replace mine when they were last done ~18 months ago
not sure about this one but i don't really want to fuck around with brakes

i swear they are tracking what websites i visit and showing me ads based on that

>Finn Maginness will have surgery in Hobart after suffering a lacerated kidney during Saturday's match against Port Adelaide

>>149875810
is this not exactly how ads and cookies work

The yellow maggots are a disgrace fuck fremantle, pointless team that'll never win a premiership
>>149875810
this but sportsbet telling jockeys to take it easy and lose the race and sports teams to lose when i bet

>>149875816
>Finn Maginness
meant liver btw iykwim haha

I wish Hawthorn had lost yesterday the season would have been more interesting

>>149875810
"they" are doing a lot more than that

>>149875835
same

The Crows are on fire

>>149875810
I get ads for shit my gf verbally mentions. it's worse than just traffic trackers

>>149875275
>ban evading

T E X
E
X

how is this always on when i wake up hungover on the weekend
state of gold coast

jed waltuh

Will Hoskin-Elliot DID

mason cox is like playing with 17 players 90% of the season

>>149875874
did what?

The Pies are on fire

>>149875810
Did you just start using the internet last week?

>>149875869
Gold Coast is a city in Queensland, mate.

Don't think Freo have four unanswered goals in them.

>>149875883
WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKERS BURN

Nick Daicos, what a player

>>149875892
yeah they don't. umps will make sure of it if they ever get out of Collingwood's forward 50

50
0

Fraudwick OUT

>>149875897
I know he's much maligned on /afl/ because of his sexuality, but he's arguably in the top 50 players in the league now.

collingwood lost to this?

The problem for Collingwood is that everyone plays their grand final against them. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

KWAB made of glass

>>149875890
not a serious name for a city
they're getting blown out anyway

Youchies

>player injured
>crowd boos them
kek

>>149875926

jy agoal

ayo they got black ppl in afl now?

>one pointless AFL franchise team exposing another AFL franchise team
Wow, what a game Crows v Suns is
Thanks AFL you fucking worthless mutts

LMFAO KWAB

Pies most kissed on the dick team by umps and these ferals crying foul, clueless

just polished off a heap of KFC and feel like crawling up into a ball and dying lads

The absolute state of melanin enriched individuals.

>>149875943
No, that's Mac Andrew.

any DRUBBINGsmen in?

fucking freo floppers

>>149875950
RIP your toilet

told you the crows would win by 10 goals after the suns were celebrating their flag last week

>mfw my bombies beat the suns in round 25 to deny them a spot in the finals

Freo with the moral win today.

just polished my uncles knob and feel like crawling up into a ball and dying lads

>>149872165
Hope you got on Adelaide before the game started. Would be rather grim to start following them now.

VOSS VOSS VOSS VOSS

uhhhh piebros?

I hope colling wood win just because I want 9/9

>>149875968
Might have a literal win too. I wrote them off too early.

VOSS

what the fuck was that replay kek

V
…O
……S
………S

Lads, Brody just posted

>>149875994
Fox interns can't be arsed this Sunday evening

fremantle rising up to beat up to beat 27 men

Lads, Brody just posted again

Lads, Brody just posted

Lads, Brody just keeps spamming posts

>>149875994
Shit like that would have happened 10-20 years ago, the working class these days are simply retarded

>>149875983
>>149875989
>>149875996
>they gave him up for free

>>149875996
That'll be 5 years.

Crows will finish minor premiers and not lose a game for the rest of the season

And then go out in straight sets come finals.

kek braynard almost killed the other brayshaw

Maynard nearly heemed brayshaw

that shit should be suspendable

HEEM

UMPBALL
UMPBALL
FUCKING UMPBALL

FREE KICK COLLINGWOOD

FUCKING NIGGER SCUMPIRE FUCKS

fucking woeful, done with this vic fantasy league

BASED UMPS

Kill umpires

loom
also these umps are the most disgusting i've ever seen, fucking drop them all

>>149876019
Such is life.

*blows whistle*

>24 to 16 free kicks
Absolutely disgusting.

>>149876019
same as it ever was

>>149876051
They know how to play the game
Simple as

>another manufactured "close one" for collingwood
absolutely beyond SICK of this rigged shit

>>149876053
Fuck outta here and go umpire the game.

fuck I hate collingwood so much bros

>>149876060
Might do this, any of us would do a better job (even with club bias)

>>149876051
it's actually much worse than that because all the frees they gave the pies were either in front of or led to goals, then they gave fred a few in their back half that don't matter

>>149876063
my swans will stop then

FUCKING GO SON COME ONNNNNNN

Loomers, the umps might be on our side...

FLAGMANTLE
L
A
G
M
A
N
T
L
E

FRED!

good old sloppingwood

BROS?

>0.4

>flag talk
commentators desperate to jinx Fred

>>149876080
And two of their players injured themselves. Gold Coast KWABs

ITS FINNA LOOM

>>149876080
and 55 points down. KEK

Collingwood just aren’t a very good football team I’m afraid to say

Just fly the white flag already, no point in a second half.

>>149876097
this

umps have a chance to make their mark in the final minutes

This is where Collingwood LOVE to be

you can't spell flagmantle without FLAG

fuck me jackson what a gun

>playing like a man
sexist much?

That wasnt 15 metres

kicked it 5 metres

Nick Daicos is SPECIAL

kick was about 5 meters kek

>that
>15
total scump genocide

LOOM

LOOMERS?@

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

LOOM
O
O
M

LOOMERS ASSEMBLE

YELLOW
FUCKING
MAGGOTS

IM A LOOMER BABY
SO WHY DONT YOU KILL ME

freo deserve the win they've been playing against the scumps all game

I'M A LOOMER BABY

YES GET FUCKED PIES

HE BARELY TOUCHED HIM
FUCKING RIGGED
(For freo)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Eat shit Smellywood Poos

Loom bros.............

Dimma's gonna FREAK

NICE KICK DAICOS YA DUMB POOF

HAHAHAHA NICE KICK

RARE ERROR

>le ebin come from behind victory for collingwood
Change the fucking script already.

Set up for Nick Daicos goal

>schulz

>50M
Kek over

KEK MOORE YOU DUMB FAG

FUCKING HOWLING

>>149876153
*brrrrruuuummmmppppp*
IN A WORLD WITH OUT OYSTERS
*brraaaammmmppppp*
ONE TRADIE WILL GO DIVING FOR PEARLS
*BRRRRRRAAAAKLOJMFKMPPPP*

DIRTY FUCKING FAGGOT

FREEEEEEEEEEEEED FRED FRED FRED FRED

MASSIVE WIN
FUCK YOU PIES

Every Collingwood player is trying to rort a free kick. Tackle then they let go of him. They are scumbags

NICE CAPTAIN HAHAHAHAHAH

FRED FRED FRED

>Creaming over beating le B team
Have your four poitns kek, see you in September(?)

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nick Daicos unironcially lost that game with two absolutely dogshit kicks lmao

FREDGODS
FREDGODS

HOLY SHIT FRED

>boo

i knew i should've bet on fred, they randomly turn up to games like this

FLAG FLAG FLAG

>>149876186
So true

>Nick Daicos

>>149876184
SEETHING LITTLE PIEFLOG

Gold Coast have Adelaide right where they want them

We out here

>tigs win
>pies lose
Looking good for next week boys

imagine losing to gold coast and fred in consecutive weeks lol

would you want your captain to be a dirty mincing fucking faggot?

That was a good game (minus the umps), maybe footy is alright

VICTORIAN WOMEN GET DOWN

today two pretenders were exposed

Holy shit.
The Crows have solved football.

>game on the line
>Daicos flubs two crucial kicks
seagull of the highest order

>>149876228
trvke

i wanted a loom

buzzing that was wild

Way to go

PIES

>>149876232
it got a bit tough for him, he needed some cheap kick ins to settle him

>>149876212
AI has gone too far.

that means shitney cant make finals

now watch MY Fred lose to iggs next week

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLINGPOOOOOOOOOOFS
COOOOOOOOOOOLLINGPOOOOOOOOOOOOOFS

>>149876229
That's what was said about the Crowbots as well.

>>149876133
based

>>149876212
>dat grip on the ball
Good fucking Lord.

Gold Cunts missing finals will be so fucking funny
Sadly, with the win against the Dosn in hand, seems doubtful

GO AND GET FUCKED YOU CUNTS

It's a pity the Suns didn't bother to show up. Would've been nice to have another contested half of footy to watch after that.
Great game.

>>149876253
nah iggs want you ahead of hawthorn

>>149876269
why is she holding a deflated footy

>>149876212
bet they haven’t been to a game since 2019

The three teams everyone has been hyping up all season:
>Collingwood
>Gold Cunts
>Bulldogs

The three teams who actually will win it:
>Adelaide
>Geelong
>Brisbane

>>149876280
It wasn't deflated before she gripped it.

>>149876285
Three way tie?!

>>149876266
yeah i'm glad they won
umpires were shocking especially in that first half, they earned the win

>>149876285
Only one team can win it.

>>149876276
This was all apart of their plan. BIG comeback in the second half to get the drama flowing and the people talking.

I'm a gay faggot who has sex with men
Btw I just lost my team a game at the MCG

would not want to be a gay man at wet on wellington tonight
moore and co are going to want to let off some steam

Molière is better than Shakespeare.

>>149876276
Been cold and wet for the last month here m8.

>>149876296
Based footy commentator/journalist.

>>149876293
>>149876296
Clever, where's that gotten you?

>>149876296
wrong

>>149876304
his head wasn't in the game judging by him cannoning into Treacy's back the dirty faggot

>>149876309
BTFOing you

>>149876305
france are the mcdonalds of literature

>vic fox wagies so mad they put on the golf instead of post-game coverage

>>149876273
I've looked at this before, they're not as guaranteed to make it some people think- they have
Bane L, Richmond W, Carlton W, Giants ?, Dosn W, Port ?
If they get 2 of those Ws and 1 ? (which I think is plausible) that leaves them on 14 wins which might not be enough. If they lose two of those question games they're very unlikely to make it

>>149876325
KEK

>>149876315
not surprising considering he got 4 kicked on him in the first 40 mins by some 20 gamer retard kek
that aside i've always maintained moore is dirty, he shoves his knees into players' ribs in every contest

>>149876326
Might be funnier if they make the finals and then serve up a slop performance like the one they are dishing up now

Why would the suns have an old Chinese man carrying the drinks instead of a sexy slag

>>149876339
Ah yes, the carlton 2024 special

Is Freo a real club or an AFL franchise team?
Trvke me please

>>149876321
no that's america

>booing the black guy
do better adelaide

>>149876343
Old Chinese men give killer gobbies
Just ask Darcy Moore

>>149876326
You've given them three Ws though. If you want to argue they might drop one of those games, you have to consider that they might win one of the Ls.

>>149876350
Handicapped at the very beginning by big WAFC to protect the shiggles, alf couldn't give a shit, proper battler club

>>149876356
No.

>POST
KEK

That was so fucking rigged, the signs were there, should've cashed out for profit and smashed the handicap on the croms

KEK

fuck i missed it

lmao

>>149876382
yeah but fremantle somehow managed to overcome the rigging

>Dipshits point to the free kick count and claiming that they advantaged Collingwood
>Not realising they were doing it specifically to slow Collingwood down and give freo time to set up.

That last 2 minutes of the 3rd quarter was abysmal and I knew at that moment the Umps were going to fix the match for Freo.

Just give free kicks for clumsy faggots rolling their ankles as well.

might start at 7 instead of 6 tomorrow

This is gonna be a 100 point drubbing. Fucking Suns, take one step forward then two back. Hopeless.

Collingwoodfags BTFO ONCE AGAIN…based

>afl instructing umpires to get shitmantle across the line because lil JL has been getting bullied by the chads (kingy and kaneo)
fucking pathetic lmao

>>149876401
>doing it specifically to slow Collingwood down and give freo time to set up.
You do typically get 30 seconds to take a shot at goal, yes.

seething collingwood poofs complaining that they stopped being gifted goals after halftime

Does every team have a token South Sudanese mercenary now?

>tfw bombers supporter

>>149876359
Yeah, they definitely could. I just have no idea, they're a team that randomly shits themselves like today

what lovely morning entertainment

this Pies free kick rigging cope is delicious

>>149876429
More like Bummers supporter, am I right?

100MERS ASSEMBLE

>>149876429
whos fucking shitboxy is that in those tights? no wedding ring, reckon thats why bombers have so many soft tissue injuries, been fucking that slampig all year

>>149876429
why she got a BBC dildo in her pocket

Umps ruining the kino.

i'm honestly more pissed at jamie elliot missing those 2 shots he gets 9 times out of ten, the ump dogs were very annoying though

RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D

FUCK YOU UMP SCUM CUNTS

>>149876380
>>149876384
wha happen

>>149876437
>>149876427
its not seething you fucking blind retard, its fucking blatant rigging and calling out the AFL for being the cheating faggots they are because WA is a shithole with two shit teams and theyre trying to gift them success lmao

>had to be gifted their first goal of the game
KEK

>>149876456

Gold Coast giving 2011 Kyle Reimers arse raping them vibes.

woodchipper your local umpire

>>149876466
keep dancing for me pet

>>149876353
sorry, I thought it was implied that I meant aside from america

>>149876465
Suns hadn't kicked a goal all game (0.4) and were having a shot from directly in front about 25m out.
Ended up hitting the post to go to 0.5.

Maggots just gifted them their first goal with 13 minutes left in the third quarter.

>>149876466
yeah bro that selective point at the scoreboard goal to Pies really helped Freo

>>149876447
worth it desu

>>149876480
understandable that you'd exempt america when discussing literature

1. Geelong
2. Adelaide
3. Brisbane
4. Collingwood
5. Fremantle
6. GWS
7. Hawthorn
8. Sydney
9. Gold Cazzies
10. Fullwogs
11. Bort Adelaide
POWER GAP
12. Melbourne
13. Richmond
14. Carlton
15. St Kilda
16. Norf
17. Bummers
POWER GAP
18. Pest Post Poogles

>>149876401
>Not realising they were doing it specifically to slow Collingwood down and give freo time to set up.
That is Fly's whole gimmick with the constantly encroaching on the protected zone, yes. Good job cutting through the meeja jargon.

>>149876482
lmao
suns are a cursed club desu i expect them to miss finals this year

need to take some weed to help relieve my anger

>id like to experiment with a couple of players off half back
same haha iykwim haha

lol

>>149876478
how about we dance in rea life mate and i fucking put a crack in your jawbone? think youll be laughing when youre eating through a straw for the next 6 weeks?

Daniel Rioli 200th
Ben Ainsworth 150th

absolute cucking for the ages

>>149876520
champ, I'll penetrate your arse so hard you'll be shitting out of your mouth for the rest of your life

>>149876466
>if I add lmao to the end of my post it makes me look less spastic and more smug

dumb spastic

>>149876466
Collingwood are the most well looked after cheats in the whole business m8, make Geelong look like choirboys by comparison.

>>149876502
Sick of the bullshit I stay medicated

>>149876502
based piesperg

>>149876533
>anti collingwoodsperg is a poof
not shocked desu

You cunts are deadset fucked in the head

>>149876456
In case she needs to peg one of the players between quarters

>>149876564
I can fuck you in the head as well.

>>149876533
>>149876478
KEK

Nice VARs.

DRUBsters...

don't you dare to slip

>there’s ‘‘‘‘‘people’’’’’ here who actually think umps were favouring freo over col*ingwood
Your precious shitpies literally got 24 free kicks…are faggotwood supporters the most delusional supporters?

>piefag is seething
HOWLING

during covid bunnings had restrictions who could enter 6-7am, a tradie hour. how did they enforce this without a trade license?

Classic 3rd quarter fade out.

>>149876599
classic crows

>>149876597
Like most places that tried to put in restrictions, they thought their minimum wage staff would harshly enforce it for the good of the company.

>Gold Coast copying Collingwood's strategy from last week
>Actually going to win
Rev it up.

>>149876597
They were trusting in the community to do the right thing.

>>149876609
>dodging the question

>>149876597
what time was the architect hour?

>>149876591
>faggotwood supporters the most delusional supporters
they "literally" think the AFL are out to get them despite the mountain of evidence to the contrary

>>149876620
That was literally answering your question. The retards in the offices implementing these "rules" sure weren't gonna police the floor.

do you fellas ever sneak a peak at the other boys willies when you go for a wee

I didnt watch nor do I support either team
Who were the umps playing for?
Dont mean free kicks numerically as that isnt always a good way to tell, I mean frees not given, soft frees resulting in direct shots or goal assists, soft frees given for infringements that are usually overlooked etc

>>149876621
they go to officeworks cos they draw the outside design, not pick the construction supplies

>>149876635
Pies without question

>>149876631
Of course not. I resist the urge.

OH NICK DAICOS

>Will need to provide a facial ID scan to use google search
Lads, how do we deal with pommy 'Oi! You got a facial licence for that internet search' banter?

>>149876635
Pies by far in the first half but they gave freo a few back in the second. The first half was BAAAAD though. Lots of shit calls including a dissent for something that happens 20 times a game.

>giving away 3 50s
kek retards

>>149876597
you fucking retard it's like a bunnings loyalty card. you can get one with an abn.
fuck me you could've let this go but no you had to arc up again and bless the general with your complete fucking ignorance.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/big-cat-expert-reveals-truth-behind-viral-panther-footage/news-story/effff50e19177f17f12bb3f8a53c3417

ITS HAPPENING

>>149876648
'Why did you elect a known semitophile child trafficker and expect him to "drain the swamp", twice?'

>a bunnings loyalty card lets you build houses
kek no wonder consturction in this country is so grim

>>149876662
Pommy = English
Yank/seppo = American

>>149876631
no but my ex said that all men who use urinals have to be gay because we can see cocks if we want to
she was a sociology grad btw

>>149876648
VPN. Our pollies aren't smart enough to implement anything that can't be easily bypassed. Remember back when Stephen Conroy wanted to place a giant firewall and everyone laughed in his face. Remember when the eCommisar wanted to take twitter to court and had the entire world laugh at her.

>don't tag nick
>still win
Have snus and fred figured him out?

Pies are the filthiest team when things aren't going their way
>Maynard pushing Reid into the dugout
>Moore trying to break Treacy's spine
dog cunts

Based Chadmantle

>>149876591
the frees were literally 24-20, you're acting like collingwood got double the frees

>>149876652
>>149876643
thanks

>>149876675
why the fuck would an Englishman try and use the loicense shit as a bit of banter? like you've never met a pom or engaged in banter.

>>149876686
let him get possession and he'll fuck it up himself

>>149876686
he got a ton of kick ins and 1-2s as usual
shat himself in the last and turned it over a ton

>>149876700
Because we give them shit about it and now they'll be able to turn the tables.

and before you ask yes i am a girl

>>149876686
>>149876702
>>149876704
At the end of the game he kicked it into an Fremantle smother in an attempt to spread the field and give Collingwood some room. Only lost because his teammates were too shit to take advantage of it.

>>149876715
onya micky (michaela)

>>149876719
get in the ice bath Nick you stone cold loser

>>149876702
this, i'm not a pies customer so idk what he's usually like but his disposals were shit today

>house construction materials bought from bunnings by the tradies building it

garn Coles lads
*puts on my stinky dirty hi vis workwear even though i didnt work today so everyone knows how manly I am*

>>149876686
he's an undamaging accumulator, good clubs figured this out last season and don't bother tagging him.

imagine being a commentator and stuck with this shit game instead of the good one

>>149876758
But it's after 5pm?

Remember when TV was good lads?

>>149876767
Yeah you can tell they just wanna go home already. They've been flat since coming back from half time.

>>149876769
A fading memory.

>>149876758
based coles burwood east goer

>booing black andrew
bit racist

>someone making chimp noises when mac has the ball
oh boy

foy

shut up

every player throws their arms out to play for frees so quickly these days kind of embarrassing

>>149876768
Crisp Snowtown resident

why does every keep saying greg swann is coming into save the afl without acknowledging the person that fucked it up (laura kane)

>>149876792
this
players are so fucking soft
flopping, throwing their arms out, ducking
it's disgusting

>>149876792
FIFTY
DISSENT

An intriguing update on Harley Reid’s situation.

Harley’s management have presented some options to
@WestCoastEagles
about what an extension might look like - including a very long-term commitment to the club.

Conversations haven’t advanced at this stage - parties expected to catch up in coming weeks.

>>149876781
Keep your head in the game, Tex. They're making a comeback.

>>149876816
>we aren't getting the overwhelming big dollar interest from contenders anymore (like allen) and are willing to make SOME concessions
kek
KEK

is there a bigger indicator of someone being a deadshit than wearing "trackie" pants?

>>149876837
hi vis and a ute usually

>>149876837
unit shirt or hat in current year

>>149876816
>Give Tim Kelly a 2 year contract to prove trading all those draft picks for him wasn't a mistake before dropping him a fortnight later for shit form
>Give Harley Reid a 10 year, 2m/year contract to prove you can keep highly rated draft picks before not being able to pay anyone else since you spent all your money on a 20 year old
The ego of Iggs management have sunk the club for the next decade.

>the suns are the real de-ACK

is there anything you don't despise?

>>149876837
Shiny black dress shoes.

>>149876837
Perfectly acceptable attire for around the house.

>>149876837
wispy barely-there zoomer "moustache" and a rat tail

>>149876693
Not to mention pretty much 75% of those free kicks were entirely earned due to Freo being tackled and caught holding the ball.

You can always tell when people are just stat watching and not actually watching the game.

>>149876864
high scoring grand finals

>>149876837
What do you mean by "trackie pants"?
Only learned recently that people call sweat pants 'track pants', whereas to me track pants are the parachute pants.

>>149876495
>Geelong 1st
Why?

>sweat pants
foy
its trackie dacks

>>149876878
might as well pretend phat pants are fucken trackies you dropkick

First team to 100 usually wins.

>>149876844
Stay mad.

Phwoar. Just had two chicken sandwiches, a fudge brownie, glass of milk and four choc bikkies.

>>149876435
please watch our sport

>suns playing for finals
>essendon checked out and wanting to go on holiday
fucking hell its going to be a 200 point win

>>149876886
These are trackpants. They need to be this sort of material.

>>149876875
most of them probably did watch the game, the problem is they are literally blinded by seethe which means every free kick collingwood gets is rigged

>>149876877
basado

>>149876868
nope, just admit youre a lazy fucking nobody and piss off

>>149876837

>Piesped STILL boiling about free kicks
love to see it

>>149876923
All Melbourites are deadshits?

>>149876923
this is how the missus and I dress when we walk to the local 'fe with our dog to buy our $15 coffees and $30 sandwiches

>>149876856
this
not saying he won't say but they need to start hiring new execs because the current ones suck

>>149876923
specifically that haircut on the left, class-A dickhead signifier

>>149876923
>wearing a uniform
must be glowies

>>149876932
They repeatedly voted to keep in Chainman Dan and his communist party. So, clearly.

>sweat pants
foy

>>149876932

hardwick is a shit coach he just had prime dustin martin

>>149876950
this

every construction crew in the city will descend on bunnings tomorrow morning for supplies

Do not google ‘youngest pornstars’, even if you are meaning to search for youngest legal pornstars, you get no search results and a very scary warning

>>149876934
They recently did this.

i don't use google but cheer for the advice

>>149876950
He was about to get sacked for being shit before Richmond did the 360 review and pulled their finger out.
Now at Gold Coast he's coasting off Dew's listwork.

these teams seem to have some fracas between them?

Tonight's moon phase is a Waning Crescent. It is the phase where the visible portion of the moon is shrinking, moving towards the New Moon phase. The moon is 24 days old and 31% illuminated.

soligo is cringe, does that but also ducks for frees

>>149876912
have been for 15 years now

someone post WABA getting kicked out of the WAFL gf

>>149876932
Yes

>>149876972
>The moon is 24 days old

>>149876972
What's our moon called?

another shit round of footy
hopefully next week is good
>thursday night carlton
>friday night essendon
FUCK SAKE

>>149876995
yeah but the ratings will be good and that's all that matters XD

dawson's hairline terrifies me

>>149877005
disgusting, should get 8 weeks to make an example and get this crap out of our game

Crows good let's fucking go
this is the year

>>149877005
4 players in a line between the umpire and the ball.

>>149877000
Well this is one view they won't be getting.

>>149876995
Plenty of great matches scheduled for next week. Stop being a negative bitch.

>Any round with the showdown in it
>Bad

>>149877005
4 umps and they can't see this kek

indians at my work can get away with putting earphones under their turbans because their turbans cover their ears

>>149876923
GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI
GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI

TURN IT UP

>>149877016
>these two teams dont like each other xdddd
yeah nah port are shit it will be 10 goal win for crows

>>149876972
I like this ‘mick

Putting all the derbies in one round is cringe

>>149877027
You're exposing yourself as a pootorian. Ladder/form doesn't really matter in the showdown.

>>149877037
why

stupid useless cunt at the coles desk gave me the wrong baccy fuck i hate retail "workers"

dont smoke you disgusting cunt

>>149877037
>>149877042
Also need to have them on at the same time as other games. Can't have people watching a good interstate game.

>>149877005
rare mistake

Mars Bar slice with a twist - make it with the raspberry mars bars! The whole house agrees it’s even better than the original.

5 Raspberry Mars Bars
3 cups Rice Bubbles
1 Tbs Maple Syrup
60 g butter
360 g milk cooking chocolate

INSTRUCTIONS

Chop Mars Bars and melt in saucepan with the butter and maple syrup on low heat. Stir continuously until melted, making sure to scrape the bottom of the saucepan regularly.

Measure the rice bubbles into a seperate, heat proof bowl.

Pour chocolate mixture over the Rice Bubbles and combine.

Press into a lined 20x20 inch cake tin. Make sure to get it into the corners.
Melt the cooking chocolate. Be careful to stir it regularly so it doesn't burn. You can melt in the microwave or in a heat proof bowl over a saucepan with some water in the bottom. Never heat directly over heating element.

Pour melted chocolate over the top of the mixture in the tin.

Refrigerate for three hours, or until set.
Slice into 16 squares, using a hot, dry knife and then refrigerate.

Shit week of footy that
Mildly better than last week, but still SHIT

Gazey has nfi about anything and this dude gets a six figure paying gig showing twitter videos every week.

>>149877065

12 hour shift looms

>>149877094
what do you so

>>149877065
rip arteries
american """""cuisine""""" was a mistake

>tfw filling out rental applications
why do these cunts want every detail about the last 2 years of my life?

>>149877096
bunnings worker
monday are crazy as all the tradies come in to buy supplies to build houses

>>149877096
warehouse automaton

>>149877105
don't want to rent out their property to dropkick metho deadshits

>>149877096
I'm a paramedic

>>149877096
professional gooner

>>149877065
Fuck you bot. I did NOT give you permission to speak in the King's English. You WILL ask permission to post next time, UNDERSTAND YES OR NO?

harley and yaz have broken up
that hairless pussy is mine

Walkabout (1971)

>>149877105
So they can find the tiniest of details to reject you with so they can instead rent the house out to Ranjeet, his family and his brothers family.

>>149877145
okay, i'll take yaz then, you can have that hairless pussy who plays for the eagles

>>149877159
top kek

crazy graham has 3 more weeks of poof education all for saying one word

>>149877159
I only know skynet and abstergo

>>149877145
sauce?

new
>>149854334 #
>>149854334 #
>>149854334 #

>>149877105
It's fucked up the amount of data they ask from you, needs some regulation

>>149877196
GOTTEM

>>149877182
it'll cost more than $400m for sure, but it's still worth it

crazy her vag is right there

>me be, landlord
>recieve application
ARE YOU A TRADIE: [x] YES [ ] NO

DENIED

>>149877209
>ringworm

>>149877209
its forever tainted now that harley reid has been in it

>>149877191
You've never seen Dragon Ball, Alien or Futurama?

>>149877210
Racist.

>>149877216
I’ve seen dragon ball but I was really high when I watched it all, I also know the portal one

Tradecist

all women under the age of 35 are narcissists

all men under the age of 35 are built for my big boomer cock

I’m just so sad all the time

>>149877145
did you make this up?

I was hoping there was f1 on tonight

to the guy who loves poos and wees there's a hot babe on travel guides and they were on a caravan holiday and they showed them emptying out said poos and wees at the caravan park

>>149877276
corr blimey

I need an absolutely based and redpilled movie to motivate me to get back into diet and gym next week lads

>>149877280
Mignonnes

>>149877280
europa the last battle
the greatest story never told
etc

>go to fit first time in years
>see >>/fit/76399659
Can’t escape the alf

>>149876972
i can't see the moon because of clouds atm but what you have in picrel is a waning gibbous, not a crescent

why dont we have these fancy descriptors for different sun types?

im actually more excited to see gaj play in the legends game then any game this afl season

fuck you cunts we're still on top you niggers

any former fat cunts in here who lost the weight? how do you stop your chest bouncing so much during exercise?

>>149877335
how fat are you? the fattest i've been was about 28 BMI and i'm currently at 23

>>149877319
For two more weeks.

RIGHT IN THE BUNKER

>>149877344
brisbane can't beat collingwood

it's psychological

My tooth hurts

>>149877335
just doing static stuff like resistance training, still fat thoughbeit

>>149877335
Lots of duct tape, and I mean lots

>>149877361
kek

>>149877335
If only there was some article of clothing designed for this purpose.

>>149877361
howling

kingy is so fucking based

>>149877375
typo. meant biased

>>149877375
typo, meant disgraced

>>149877375
typo, i meant BLACKED

>>149877351
Horseshit.

>>149877191
Resident Evil
Doom
?
Terminator
Robocop
Final Fantasy 7
Dragonball
Probably superman if I were to guess. Don't know or care about capeshit/comicbooks outside osmosis.
?
Alien
Tekken
Jade's game
Gabe's games (Half Life, Portal, Team Fortress 2)
SCP
Futurama
Austin Powers

Tipping Port and West Coast was the nail on the coffin for my tips this year. I'm back to 4th spot 6 behind the leader

>daicos hits elliott on the lead lace out from 50m away
>goal basically seals the game
>elliott sprays it
>hur daicos can't kick
dumb cunts

>>149877377
>>149877381
>>149877383
you're just jealous

that lego was fucking bullshit gazey you fucking fraud

>>149877394
>daicos did two shit kicks late

>>149877387
even last year they went 0-2 against collingwood when collingwood missed the finals

the grand final broke them

>>149877400
they were just rare mistakes

collingwood would have won if membrey played

>>149877401
Brisbane had a longer undefeated streak against the Pies before the Grand Final than they Pies hold against Brisbane now. They'll lose and your fat ass will cry.

>>149877394
daicos was holding serong at every stoppage and shat himself under pressure
he also sprinted to nick some kick ins and make his stats look good

>>149877417
did he try to kill himself again?

>>149877096
nonce

You guys are too harsh on Nick Daicos. He's starting to become a solid player.

its up
>>149877434
>>149877434
>>149877434

>>149877437
>killing the thread for the night

>>149877437
fucking SPASTIC