Thread 149876540

Max Holloway out‑struck and outlasted Dustin Poirier over five grueling rounds at UFC318, scoring an early knockdown and weathering a second‑round scare to earn a unanimous decision in Poirier’s emotional retirement fight edition

ska-doosh

shit thread

*clitty cage explodes in red hot fashion*

Man I'll miss DP

I just love DP

Congratulations to Dustin Poirier, one of the greatest lightweights of the night. So what you're a black belt

I'll miss getting DP'd on a Sunday morning

DANIEL CORMIER!

Daniel "DC" Rodriguez

I want to say thanks to Dustbin Diamond-A-Dozen Poorier for all the bum fights. THANK YOU

I'm not sure who had the better departure from 155. Porier or Islam. Capping off an illustrious lightweight career by beating Renato Mociano is pretty fucking cool

Daniel Poirier. That guy truly gave his all to this game. It wasn't much but it was all he had

>>149876786
yeah.. chimaev's anaconda choke closing around his neck like a belt

>>149876819
What a wife!

Vasti Spiller and Costa's wife are in a room, who does Khamzat empty his balls into first?

>>149876825
you've miscalculated. brazilians do not have bacon bussies

>>149876838
The camel he rode on to arrive there

Max Holloway remains the baddest man on the planet. Hard to imagine but he has the title

Next week's poohfc looks alright bit brazza and wrestler heavy but nice main card at least

>>149876726
DANIEL CORNMEAL YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH BRING YIOR PIPOYES LOVIN ASS OUT HERE

>>149876825
Costa will never make it to a title fight

Grasso should wear rectangle glasses and sharp business wear with pantyhose. She looks like a therapist who specializes in handjobs and footjobs

UFC 320: Captain Edward Blackthorn vs Mad Morgan Miller on Pirate Island for the Key to Davy Jones Locker belt

If the UFC can just get rid of all the shit no names no one cares about they'd be ok

>>149876924
Oim the baddest man on the high seas ye?

Dustin that was sad

>>149876927
But think of the prawlgspex b

Did Dustin cry at the post fight presser again

>>149876942
be shocked if he didn't

>>149876930
DEE
YA FORGOT TO PACK ME BETA BLOCKERS YA DUMB SLAG

>>149876937
I have seen the bungussy my friend, I've studied it. I can't agree to whatever you said, based on PvZ's butthole channeling into her cunthole. Please understand!

Is dulatov the new rockhold?

Dee are those pilates weights there for me to use ye?

>8 consecutive decisions
>Same as Usmans fight night
>Most main events this year have been decisions
>Most prelims are finishes
Staying up late or watching the sport live simply isnt worth it especially lately

>>149877029
Agreed, the zoot had me asleep by Crute. Woke up to a brutal Oliviera decision

>>149877029
People blamed the new gloves, but they're gone now.
The fact is that people are minmaxxing training and just fighting safer now. Heems are gonna stay rarer until some based retards get in the cage.

>>149877067
>but they're gone now.
bring them back

Someone needs to drop an anvil on Brendan Allen.

>>149877029
I was going to wake up at 2am and watch, but my alarm went off and I decided there and then it wouldn't be worth it. Looks like I made the right choice.

The decisiosn were still fun.

The only thing that can fix the sport are rule changes, but people are still hung up on mma being “real fighting”

Max Holloway vs. Charles Oliveira
Paulo Costa vs. Brendan Allen
Daniel Rodriguez vs. Mike Malott
Patricio Freire vs. Steve Garcia
Michael Johnson vs. Mauricio Ruffy

>>149877090
MMA should be one 10-minute round. Consecutive rounds are gay. This isn't boxing where sissies need breaks every 3 minutes. This is fighting.

Real life Tekken character.

>Pico./Evloev got cancelled
Man that fucking sucks.

>>149877048
Have a doppo spresso with the spliff la'

>>149877106
Pico didnt deserve that fight anyway.

>>149877090
If people wanted it to be real fighting, you'd set them down in the middle of a an un-walled basket ball court and let the fight go until one finishes the other. No rounds, just one fighter submitting/heeming the other.
But everyone would bitch and moan about wrestlers humping everyone to literal death.

This seems little bit haram brazza

>>149877118
I wish that was my tongue

>>149877118
Br'ish "males" everybody

Dusting the Poirier lads

Jolie is now a free agent

>>149877118
Fuck that must hurt like shit lol

>>149877192
I've never stuck anything in my ass is have no idea what it feels like.

>>149877118
Are trannies worth it if you're going through a long dry spell?

>>149877118
Slightly gay lad.

you know what I like about boxing? no fucking ad reads

Murder Dana White

>>149877226
Just 20 minute long walkouts

>>149877249
>20 minute walkout
>20 minutes of commercials
pick your poison

>>149877226
at what cost? jon anik reading ads is pretty grating but you can always ignore him. it's really not possible to ignore turki, his presence is too demonic

>>149877249
+10 minute anthems

>>149877101
You'd never catch me in makeup strutting my stuff. Gay faggot. I'd heem this cunt.

the glory kickboxer who refused the UFC contract lost to verhoeven and is going back 1k/2k to show

If you want your son high level gatekeeping, send him 2-3 years Lafayette and forget

He jumped the gilly!

>>149877315
that's not surprising. so many MENA retards think they can take Verhoeven and they get crushed. unfortunately he's getting old, he can't stay the king of kb for another 5 years. I have faith in the dutch though, i'm sure another white king will step up.

are there any prospects at all left in kb? seems like a dying sport - and don't fucking respond with some random thai named jaguartigershitrong poo pee

>>149877382
There's that guy Superspidermanfartsex who beat thai champ Jaguartigershitrong Poo Pee

>>149877411
OH NO! not my boy superspidermanfartsex. it's so fucking over.

If you picked the favourites in all 4 of these fights, c ongratulations: you are sheep hivemind dumbfuck dunderhead with no independent thought.
I picked Costa over Kopylov, so I got 1 dog out of 4, which is probably better than ,ost of you hivemind dumbfuck dunderhead with no independent thought.

>no american champs
>no american title challengers on the horizon
>jon jones not allowed on the card
Just who the fuck are they going to put on the White House card?

>>149877438
Chase Hooper or some shit

>>149877222
My gf of 1.5 years is a troon. Yes.
>>149877192
>>149877203
My gf creampied me last weekend, it felt good.

>>149877438
>>149877446
>seethe about America in between getting gaped by his tranny boyfriend
Absolute state of bongistan

>>149877438
Yair's next fight

>>149877315
>>149877382
oh shit you mean artem. it was white on white violence. yeah tht fucking moron lost all of his bargaining chips. he really thought he was going to beat rico.

I'm rewatching the fight now. what a joke.

>>149877487
Came in fat, gassed out early and wasn't serious

After fighting Khamzat, what do you reckon Whittakers diet was like?

oh shit spammy's here to liven the place up a bit

In many ways Conor is both the lineal LW & BMF Champion

Did dustin regress or did holloway regrow a chin, he looked faster and sharper when he heemed the french poojeet

>khamzat loses to ddp
>islam loses to jdm
>ankalev loses to pereira in the rematch
>ukraine acquires medium ranged nuclear warheads and sends them all to Dagestan
>from the ashes a khabib can be seen crawling out of the rubble
>ASAMALAKAM SHALAM
>khabib turns around terrified
>Its goober naked deadlifting 200lbs with his MASSIVE retard strength meng
>cam ‘ere lil terrorist RAT

D R I P
R
I
P

Very impressed with Costa but..... did he actually change much? He did the same countering thing like before.

He likely fights the winner of Rob vs Reiner, as Naussardine vs Caio seems like it's for a title eliminator.

>>149877594
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

>>149877600
I fingered you in a Sydney nightclub

Movie

>>149877544
Every time I see 2 half naked men wrestling and putting their crotches on their opponent’s faces I can’t help it. My Greek genes are activated. I feel an uncontrollable lust to dominate all the barbarian bussies with my superior Big Greek Cock and see their insides destroyed while I spread my purifying semen inside their smelly virgin pooholes, after I put olive oil around them to make it less painful for the uninitiated έφηβοι.

>>149877623
You are a gay shitskin, mate.

>>149877610
Any excuse to avoid admitting you ducked, huh?

>>149877595
Dude, he is fighting none of those. He fights like once a year max

>>149877643
We bronze 2 hours in while your wrinkly meng shrinks to microscopic levels after being exposed to Helios. We embrace and venerate the sun. I heem you on an Greek beach and then rape your bussy and have you eat my Shauns for breakfast you little blond haired sissy twinky SLUT

As pertains to Justin Gaethje, let's make one thing extremely fucking clear.

>>149877595
Ranking wise he is getting demoted, the division is very active rn, he already fumbled against rob, i can see them doing him vs vettori 2.

>>149877594
Wonderboy mogs him and he's just a regular high class dude.

>>149877681
KEK that retarded mutilated amerimutt is gonna kill himself after this

Pussy bitch bo nigger, this kids is not a fighter, that i can tell you.

>>149877446
How was your first experience sucking dick?

>>149877762
Based look cant believe he actually worded it this way

>>149877752
sweet as a sugar plum

>>149877762
Is it me or everyone is shitting on Bo lately.

Guys, Borrachinha has lost it and Kopylov beats him everywhere

>Holloway actually fought with the [C] next to his name on the overlay because he is the BMF """""""""champion""""""""
this company is a joke

This continues to be the gayest general on this dead gay site. Absolutely dire.

>>149877864
Are you sure you werent looking at your family groupchat

>>149877543
He was one foot out already and Holloway’s speed and trickier feints made him a lot more conservative than with benis sans penis

>>149877864
>stays

>>149877827
>let's redefine what fraud checked means
yeah i can see why bo pyfer would say that

I lost $270 on various parlays during this card and now my wife is screaming at me and staying the night at one of her cousins place with the kids

>>149877827
popular reddit opinion

Zatdaddy will satisfy Paulina Cospiggy's cravings for BBC (Big brazza cock)

>>149877926
Bryana sisters...

Dustin won
>b-
He won.

>>149877904
why didn't you calm her down by telling her about all your successful parlays on other cards and simply explain that this was a rigged card, corrupt sporting commission, bum fighters, roids, poisoned IVs, daner projects etc. and that next card you'll be back to your winning ways?

Sorry guys my meng was getting heem'd last night so I missed out on 318. Just watched co-main and main.
>Costa fought a very nice fight I he looked great.
>QRD on kopylov?
>Did Dustin fight terribly or did Max fight really well?
>Before this fight I thought Dustin would give Illia a good fight, now im not so sure.

>>149877956
... the being a bitch ass peahead award.

>>149877503
this but with DDP's Big wakandan cock

Jolie had her tits covered up last night. Dustin only wins when Jolie's tits are on display for large audiences.

I'm putting together a team

>>149878014
how many real germans in this image

>>149878014
Germania's comeback

>>149878020
Hunnerd pursent b

Peaches in wine are a peach of a peach

Mental that holloway got an "and-still" from that performance. Can't wait for the Howler Head Perseverance belt

>>149877974
Dustin would've been handed life changing injuries from Ilia

Din's bin and grin, formerly Chuck's.

>>149878143
for me, it's the Modelo® Fighting Spirit™ Belt

At the end poirier spastically blocking whilst getting his pea head bounced around and then panic clinching is the most fitting end for his career I can think of b

kek what a kwab

waldo cortes acosta vs shamil gaziev for the interim toyo tires belt
ilia topuria claims it belongs to him

>>149878198
stfu bro, what did you achieve?

i mean come to think about it we all don't have CTE so I would say the lowest heem member is a better stronger human then the highets MmA retard

>>149878198
Shan’t be a moment I revisit again due to secondhand cringe

>>149878227
Poirier humiliated Max here althougheverwhilebeitmost'dve

8 fighters, 3 fights , 1 night. Who will win the inaugural Modelo in the Bank briefcase?

The biggest take away of the night is that shittori took a big schaub on his brothers grave with that performance

Dustin spent months saying he was going to be retired after this fight and people still picked him.

>>149878287

I actually like doostin desu can't say that wasn't a poetic ending tho germ

>>149878341
I am TÜRK

>>149878324
kek

>>149878227
I would’ve pulled max’s shorts down

>>149878227
Porier literally landed the only significant strike in this whole exchange you retard.

>>149878446
cry more

I don't even like peaches really.

>>149878508
who cares you are just sum snow cuck

What does he do?

>>149878517
who ceares*

>>149878517
But pears man. Love me some juicy pears.

>>149878532
Gives them obvious, mostly sound advice in the corner but did nothing to gameplan them correctly

>points to le ground for the win doing epic face
>start doing le epic Reddit exchange

Max is aura farming fr :cold_face: :skull_face:

Yesterday’s card was dogshit
Max v Dustin for the Reddit Motherfucker belt was shit.
Only good thing that happened was Costa winning and that bitch peahead retiring.

>>149878588
Tell em

>>149878588
zero swedish fighters

>>149878606
Will do

Yesterday’s card was dogshit
Max v Dustin for the Reddit Motherfucker belt was shit.
Only good thing that happened was Costa winning and that bitch peahead retiring.

The last 10 seconds of your career are you getting the brain boxed out of your peahead before a panic clinch. The Black Buffalo Way.

>>149878619
that's not true

>>149878564
>>149878564
1. thats a based answer - I blessed you with a picture for this based answer

2. anybody here remember jordanian pencilneck? I member.

>>149878227
You may be wondering: Just how good is Ilia Topuria? The answer? He's the best of all time

Anyone with webms of Max getting dropped?

When I debut I will carry the flag of Sweden

>>149878701
Consult the Gaethje fight

When i wipe my ass, i will use the flag of sweden

Max should fight Charles and then retire, his chins gone, he's not beating ilia

The UFC is dead and it died with Conor McGregor.

>>149878715
nooo pls dont

>>149878738
May he rest in peace

the ufc faggots banned my device for using 50 cracked accounts for their dogshit goy pass
good thing i watched everything i wanted so i dont care anymore
slow pedophile dana white fuck you bitch

>>149878792
that is not very nice of you to just go around and pirate products like that-

20 movies about vikings and they can't produce one fighter, Roy nelson is easily the sole viking to ever graze the game and he is American.

Kill redditway and his family in minecraft

>>149878812
What 20 movies

Roy Berserker Nelson

20 movies isn't a lot in the grand scheme of things

They made 20 movies. People forget man

>>149878831
The Northman
The 13th warrior
Braveheart

Anime

Many were saying Holland looked like extra shit but it was just the style matchup imo

>>149878891
nah he looked like shit
drod sucks ass

I got tricked again into believing Kevin Netherlands fuck you guys

>>149878871
Wow. I've seen all 20

Dan ige disappointed me the most I thought he did very against sean woodson

Very well*

historically Vikings didn't fair well against standing armies. They got kicked out of Spain by the caliphate at the time when they tried the ol' pillage and rape

>>149878916
slight kek

>>149879001
*svinfylks you*

>>149877681
Came to this post btw

Bitch even failed to get the fake belt twice kek

Aztec bvlls would decimate lgbtkings. Buenos dias.

Carli Judice is her

El Aleman Perdedor

>>149879086
German loser ?

>>149879098
yeah

>>149879072
Aztec had a very interesting civilization considering the fact they had no horses

Mr.WorldWide

>>149879109
>no military endeavors of note outside of slavery operations to beget human sacrifice
lmao

>>149879086
I called Dana last night and we're deporting you guys from the sport

>>149879129
we don't really know that, most of the history is lost and the Spanish didn't help by fucking up the temples and misplacing everything lol

I will not be watching POOFC anymore.

Vikings were barely warriors
Most vikings were traders and farmers looking to settle in more fertile land. They were actually friendly with the Europeans they interacted with 8/10 times
The norse raiders were largely nobles and already rich fags who could afford to assemble and organize crews for coordinated assaults, and even then a lot of the time they were actually looking to brooker trade deals or contracts to settle land and a lot of them crumbled when they met actual armed force.
The 'Great Heathen Army' that ravaged britain was the most militant the vikings had ever been
Also christianity was brought to Scandinavia by vikings that converted to better negotiate trade deals with europeans

>>149879167
PooFPee*

Yeah they were a bit obsessed with the sun whatever happend there

>>149879129
Do you think they just said "okay we control this region now" and everyone else said yeah sure? They beat their tributary states in to submission.
Also they had constant conflict and battles with the Purepechas to the north

>>149879184
>that spill
kek

Heem

dustin pooier

No webms from the event?

>>149879261
What event

>>149879258
get this fuck AI shit the fuck outta here

>>149879258
fluke

>>149879193
I appreciate your thoughts

The Mongols were barely warriors man people forget they mostly rode around on horses trading and herding animals. People forget man. Samurai were mostly bureaucrats. It blows peoples minds but they forget, man. Realistically the only people who could be considered warriors were the Spartans. And they were gay paedophiles. Allegedely

im a warrior

Me personally i am mongolvikingspartanspacemarine

*goes to war*
*dies*

>>149879334
Stricklandesque

>>149879334
Adesanyaesque

>>149879298
>The Mongols were barely warriors man people forget they mostly rode around on horses trading and herding animals. People forget man.
Kind of but not really. They were still very militant and interactions between mongols were very violent. Raids was one of the only ways for a clan to grow economically in the region. It does have to be said that Genghis Khan ended up being very bureaucratically minded and rules his empire well
>Samurai were mostly bureaucrats
Samurai were landed gentry but they weren't very involved with the bureaucracy of feudal japan. Like Knights they were an important component of warfare in the region and were thus mostly concerned with battle

Demon Mayan

>>149879359
Warabout those zulu fellas

Peahead retired before Gooby. Never would've thought we'd still see Goobs in the throws of gladiatorial combat

>>149879176
>Also christianity was brought to Scandinavia by vikings that converted to better negotiate trade deals with europeans
Yeah it had nothing to do with the papal crusades to the north that forced them to convert, dishonest liar/

>>149879382
goobert is partially retired himself

>>149879406
He's literally in the testing pool

>ends his career stalling, holding on for dear life
fitting. dustin won't be missed

>>149879417
he's literally doing cocaine sending dick pics doing fuck all training

>>149879417
for STDs maybe

>>149879424
5 days ago, BKFC president confirmed he's reentered

>>149879395
Do you know what the northern crusades were? They were targeted at the baltic slavs and the finns. In fact the northern crusades were largely carried out by the swedes and the danes
The conversion of Scandinavia was done by Scandinavian kings that had been convinced to convert by rich christian merchants or missionaries etc. any resistance to the conversion was fought by the Scandinavian kings themselves, who had backing from the Papacy.
There was no organized christian invasion of scandinavia. The dynasties that ruled Norway, Denmark, and Sweden stayed Scandinavian until they started marrying in to german families and inviting german nobles to rule them

>>149879445
damn schaub is looking good, i cant wait for his return

>>149879445
gooby return?

>>149879423
You prefered for him to get heemed stiff? his fights with gooby are iconic

>>149879476
Cuckold Mckwabbers career ended like this lmao

You always hear fighters thanking Jesus Christ after fights but nobody ever gives thanks to Adolf Hitler.

>>149879516
If Adolf Hitler is so strong how come Bryce keeps losing

>>149879516
Bryce mitchell thanked adolf many times

>>149879516
jesus avenged his loss, hitler got kwabed

>>149879086
Zellhuber is an Austrian name but whatever pedro.

>>149879423
Ruined his entire legacy in those last 10 seconds. The only way he can redeem himself is if he pulls an Aldo and faketires.

>>149879566
sorry I didnt know that

Rogan's run at 155lbs was special man

>>149879566
who's your favorite Austrian?

>>149879516
Bryce Mitchell is your man, ask him if he will thank big AH for his victory next fight.

>>149879571
Mario Bautista vs Poirier is the fight to make

>>149879589
people forget man
rogan was a marauder

>>149879590
Mozart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRO8SQjn6A4

It was really funny to see aldo wear a crown and think he is a king only to get BAUTISTA'd 2 minutes later

I bet when a fighter asks for higher pay or to be paid what they’re worth when they get lowballed, Dana’s first response is definitely a chuckle and “What do you need that money for?”

>>149879617
certified banger

so dustin's life has peaked at the age of 36 and now that he'll live with no drive or possibility to achieve something greater we're all supposed to celebrate this

>>149879665
he's selling hot sauce

>>149879665
Jolie looked gorgeous last night

>>149879665
He says he’s getting sauced, will challenge Gooby in lifting weights soon

>>149879665
He's retiring rich with a White family less than 50% of the way into his life

just went 1 round with my dad

Cooking with Volk x Poirier Louisiana Hot Sauce

>>149879713
she looks like she's annoying

>>149879696
Dustin will be broke by age 40, screencap this.

Dustin won

>>149879764
Deep cut b!

De ridder should be fighting Strickland, he called out the best American striker after all

Just woke up, already feeling BLESSED

cursedbros...

Didnt watch the card last night. How was it?

crazy to me how quickly everyone moved past jon jones
i expected normalfags to be hung up on him but he announced his retirement and yoop gone from convo
he was never really a ppv draw either, what a fizzle to a forced push

>>149879258
Shaq not looking good

Retire this BMF nonsense now?

The best MMA fighter on the planet is White.
The best boxer on the planet is White.
The best kickboxer on the planet is White.
The best bare knuckle boxer on the planet is White.
The best grappler on the planet is White.

We run combat sports.

Jon actually thinks the UFC will build the White house card around him. What a delusional freak.

>>149879995
Georgian Latinx
Mongol
dont watch that crap
dont watch that crap
Italian

>>149879995
/heem/ isn't the place for your goofy racialism.

>>149880023
He won’t even be on it

Norma Dumont's BBA can unite all races (big breedable ass)

dana said
>I cant risk jon jones at the white house
>illia vs max for belts

holloway vs oliveira for bmf?

>>149880081
No more BMF shit

Does Holloway believe in Hawaiian independence?

Jon is gonna do the Foxcatcher on DC in a year or two

Da bess is blessed

>>149880102
Jon is too much of a pussy to do anything based like that he’ll just kill someone or himself in another DUI

>>149879995
we have to check that moment

Holloway is out here representing for those of us with micropenises

Haven't Schaubbed lads

>>149880102
more like another dui hit and run

UFC White House 1 is going to be a debacle. They're going to have to end up with Merab as the main "American"

>robbery win against THE Buckley Jr.
>spends nearly 6 figures on an OF whore
>talks shit about Dricus
>gets choked out in South Africa
KWAB

>>149880154
Joshua Van will save us.

>>149880032
TRVE

>>149880131
Based Holloway making AOC seethe

What when wrong?

The "Americans" at UFC White House 1 will be
>Belal with a Palestinian Flag
>Merab with his half American-Half Georgian flag
>Holloway with his Hawaii separatist flag
>And Derrick Lewis

>>149877681
hearty kek

>>149880198
derrick lewis main event? sweet

>>149877067
>that people are minmaxxing training and just fighting safer now
I also think that fighters now days are more durable and have better recovery

Derrick Lewis finna moin the president and the first lady

We cannot do it. For our own sake.

Meatspin Poirier

>>149880190
Shit approach and inability to learn. Dude could probably have been a nasty clinch striker in another life.

My future gf is in church right now. Your future gf is a software program. We are not the same.

>>149877752
>>149877594
>>149877143
>>149877101
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>>149880359
>My future gf is in church right now.
probably getting diddled by the priest

It won’t end.

That church girl is praying
"Please god give me a boyfriend who's a total loser virgin that posts about his homosexual fantasies on an imageboard thread dedicated to combad sports"

Paulo Costa got a good win

they really took down ufc.com so no 1 can find out how shit the next card is

>>149880465
>ddp heems khamzat
>paulo vs khamzat is next

UFC BJJ is a dumb name. Submission grappling has moved beyond simply BJJ.

>>149880505
0 mention of Palantir. Controlled op

I don't understand how someone as good as Dan Ige fumbles so often simply due to low volume.

Jon should have tried being a good fucking person

>>149880524
palantir you say?

>>149880491
It's actually a pretty decent card since it's in abu dhabi
Losing Evloev vs Pico hurt it though

Levels! Max Holloway Just Showed Dustin Poirier Lighter Man Skill!

>>149880524
sauronman type shit

I made an amazing joke on here 6 days ago and got zero (You)'s. I still laugh at the joke when I think about it. You people just don't have no taste.

Does Conor really have a "reach" advantage on Max? I heard many women don't even like big ones.

I didn't watch the PPV, was there any reference to Conor's meng on the show?

wait why can reddit post street fighting videos but we get banned

>>149880568
And the uruk-hai were felled last night

>>149880630
yeah 2 dudes held up their phones with goobys pics on them behind chael on the panel

former two times BMF title challenger Dustin Poirier

Someone needs to send a chip butty to the fuck it friday team

>>149880665
Build me a heemer worthy of a PPV headliner

there are levels

drew this

>pilloway looked better after fighting illlia
>dustin looked like a husk of his former self after fighting islam
says it all really

>>149880669
based IRL meng posting

>>149879972
this guy stopped being cool after the second DC fight

>>149876930
lightskin stare.

>>149880790
>>pilloway looked better after fighting illlia
he got knocked down and hurt several times

Mcgregor fast asleep

>colby spent 3 years trying to call out a brink of retirement 155er in poirier
>even brought up poiriers children because he was so desperate for attention

>>149880419
Of course she is, that guy is a catch

>>149880790
>pilloway looked better after fighting illlia
So you didn't watch the fight?

kek holloway just earned yet another title shot

>>149879395
northern crusades? Teutons targeted balts not scandis.

>>149880779
Drew Dober

I've never met a Man I couldn't finish.

I've never finshed a man I've never met

>>149878014
Are Abus and Dulatov from a different ethnic group to the other brazzas or something, they look very different to the rest of them

>>149880378
That nigga is elusive,he keeps holding a bottle of water in his hands when going out,that nigga switches stances,that nigga has good scrambles,he licks the ice cream, he listens to podcasts,he hates ESLs, that nigga parle français,he thinks gaethje cant win against tuporia

I've met a man I could never finish

Glad the old fucks are retiring

THE diamond, once holder of an interim belt, has retired?
FUCK

bro couldn't even get the bmf belt after TWO SHOTS AT IT before he retired lmao

>>149877681
Lmfao

>>149880190
homeboy is literally unable to learn past basics

Conor's cock is huge

>>149877974
Max was peaching Topiaria too, B. The rematch at 155 would be much more competitive. Also, he looked gigantic in there, much bigger than Dustin.

>>149881196
i'm bigger

>>149878578
>Mandalena? He good guy. Good striking. Good defence. But brazza, you know I must do dis...

>>149881230
>what Islam's fazza sees a month before fight

Legendary W for uglychads

>>149877864
I r*p*rt gay posts daily and you should do the same

Glad Dustin is retired tbqh. Now we just need Garth, Chandler, and Charles to hang it up so 155 can stop being clogged by old fucks who can’t win the title

Ilia Apturo took my phone

>>149877926
That is a grim fucking division. Kattar hasn’t looked good in 4 years and he’s still ranked lol

>>149877904
Get your shit together you helmet

me to beastlal haters

>>149881062
Abus is from North Dagestan like Imavov, Usman and Umar. The real mutant brazzas like Khabib and Aliskerov are from the South. No idea about chechnya. Maybe it's just hit or miss like every other western region.

>>149881476
why couldn't jdm do this?

>>149881511
Succumbed to Beastlal's resolve

>>149878227
weird that with his guard of his Dustin never throws a fucking elvow to save his life, other than that he was probably aware of the "not in front of me woife and kids" meme, I understand it.
What can Max do differently to beat Apturo? it seems like an inevitable second loss waiting to happen

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, he ruined my retirement party

RECENT.

>>149881498
Abus is from Dusseldorf, numbnuts.

For me it's pretending to be a Hollywood actor Gooby

>>149881600
Gooby loses in this movie

Just how good is Ilia Topuria

the champion is a name

>>149881573
Ita gaethje's turn now bucko

>>149880505
Glad pablo is back hope he heems brenda allen next

>>149880505
Hap ? I knew it

>>149881655
Glorified can crusher and sloppy seconds enjoyer

>check out Dulatovs YouTube channel
>title of one of the latest videos translates to "Start of Fight week in the worst shithole"
Great guy

Don't let gooby's giant cock distract you from the fact (((they))) are robbing Ireland blind.

>>149881655
Pretty shit. Old man Dustin dropped 155 Max bad and probably gets the finish if he doesn't jump gilly

>>149881600
Goobys arse looked cracking in this film

>>149881784
This is the Heem consensus sadly

HEEEE-KEK YOU FUCKING RETARD

Based on my own research and not my public education I've determined Saruman was actually a great guy. Before the Palantir and all of the atrocities he was the type of guy Id wanna go fishing with.

>>149881335
That's because he's a name. Rankings mean nothing

>>149881820
Peahead couldn’t pull a gilly once in his entire career.

>>149881820
it just dawned on me that his "favourite" submission needs funcitonal hips to have a chance to work.

>>149881820
not a knockdown

>>149881820
High level how dustin just floated on top of maxes thighs allowing the reguard from Max. We have to check this black belt

Never watched fallen rings never will I just simply wont, dont give me (you)s

>>149881820
bes bogsa in the you eff cee babbbeeeey

>>149881904
OHHHHHHH MAX HOLLOWAY WITH THE SEMI-HEEMING POWER AT LIGHTWEIGHT

>>149881901
Tardjhe cracked his chin for good

I wonder what letter Dana received from the president of pedophilia

>>149881922
it started going down after Yair-Volk where he got the living shit beaten out of him back to back, Allen and even TKZ stung him noticibly

>>149881901
This cracked max's chin

>>149881927
Dana wasn't one of the boys back when Trump, Clinton, and Epstein were tight

>>149881948
Why couldn't gooby do this

>>149881967
Kek

>>149881847
he is literally not built for it.

If I ever drop my opponent first thing Imma do boom, shoot for the legs and initiate a grappling sequence against the fence. That's money.

anyone webm the point down and swang moment

Just how crap is Islam Makhachev?

>>149881904
I've seen enough, Topuria rematch

>>149881990
it's in the thread

>>149881965
>Dana i will save your business if you come to our epstein freak off
The fertitas put up money.
Dana had to get his hands dirty in the trump epstein business.
This is how the world works.
Many people dont know this but Ari emanuel represented trump at one point.
People on this general close their eyes to what Dana White is doing

>>149882034
thanks bapa
anyways holy fuck holloway was aesthetic as fuck this fight

>>149882043
>Many people dont know this but Ari emanuel represented trump at one point
Wait what
I didn't know that one actually

>

gsp was never good

>>149882088
Doesn't belong in the top five

>>149882097
CHIWIWI

My brother in law just sent me a snap of his wife's ass

>>149882138
proof?

Next person calls Trump a pedophile and Im fucking beating they ass.

>>149882069
It's the tip of the iceberg, this shit runs DEEP

The orange pedo freak is no longer useful to Ari, he will be disposed of now. The bald pink faggot is next.

>>149881901
I think we can all agree that Justin won this fight.

>>149881600
You know they doublet teamed some escort while out filming and yjk gooby kept eyeing jake’s meng

>>149882138
>BIL
>his wife

more like bj penn university

>>149882296
Where does Sneed fit into all this?

>>149882138
how do you know it was his wife's and not his ass,

Linus Heem Tips

>>149882375
that's his sister you're talking about you sick fuck

>>149882097
why did max embarrass him like that

>>149882371
Dirty diaper Tyla turned into a goon Troon for xer Aridaddy

b r u h

and then...
KABOOOOOOOOOM
max holloway was flushed forever

What a brave patriot.

>>149882465
it was sataday nite and he wanted to fine out

I am Ari Emanuel's strongest warrior

>>149882485
Akhmat wins the heematch

>>149882485
Wow Umdaddy is so tough compared to Canadian bacon bussies

>>149882523
Talmbout the Bradleigh "The Irish Katana" Katona? I bet the flight back home to Northern Ireland was a quiet one.

>>149882492
Will this guy ever shut the fuck up or does he have to be put in jail jesus fucking christ it’s aggravating

A foreskin seems like exactly the kind of place Islam would hide his meldonium

>>149876540 (OP)
Boring sparring match as usual ?

>>149882567
He's an attention seeking individual meng, he can't not be in the spotlight

>>149882499
Nah that's me

>>149882069
>“Ari, this is Donald Trump. Did you make that Conan deal? I want you to be my agent,” Trump told him, according to someone close to Emanuel.

D-Rod vs Holland was a masterpiece of that equal to a authentic Leonardo DaVinci

PvZ's bungussy

5 more wins and max will earn a title eliminator against michael johnson

What's with these alt-right nazi techbros using ai art and stealing from artists? They do realize this is genocide right? artists are killing themselves en masse

MMA?

>>149882708
we dont discuss that crap here

>>149882076
we’re at the point now where literally none of these guys are good

>>149882708
Where the fuck do you think you are?

Going to run a very complex pysop this week just a fair warning to my heem bros

Holloway has the most fraudulent resume in UFC history.

I really wanted to see Max get cold clocked again.

mfw 12 hour notice replacement michael johnson sleems topuria in 9 seconds

Can't stop. Won't stop. CSO.

>>149882708
yes?

Ilia shouldn't have to defend his belt anymore. He should be declared regent. The crown Prince of MMA

>>149882832
>ugly bug with no ass

>>149882832
We watch this Krapp.

>>149882832
humana humana humana AWOOGA

>>149882832
Asians love me for some reason they must sense the ancient samurai warrior within me

i didnt watch the fight, how the fuck does a young man in the year 2025 lose a decision to Michael Johnson

>>149882851
>caring about ass
you're from africa

>>149882890
Michael Johnson is that nigga.

>>149882485
is this bum ever going to fight again

>>149882851
ooga booga where the pawgs at
muh dick mofugga

>>149882890
Michael johnson heemed dustin you cazzie retard

Dana how likely is it to see you, McGregor, Jones, Trump, and Jordan Peterson on JRE one day?

>>149882890
type of guy to beat khabib one night and lose to dober the next

>>149882485
agendabros do we spin this as 'fraudchecked by unranked opponent' or 'dagestanis so good they can win on autopilot'

>>149882912
the bum who just lost to conors child?

Dana, if Rogan offered you a podcast with Trump, Hitler, Einstein, and MMA Guru, would you accept?

>>149882832
Sniff

Max is so insufferable it brings me great joy Ilia removed him from consciousness for a couple minutes

>>149882890
tbf zellhuber is probably still shook from the ribovics fight but he gets hit a lot so basically the menace was never a good matchup for him

>>149882931
who is conor

>>149882946
hope he does it again at LW

>>149882896
Sniff

>>149882890
guru has lectured extensively on this topic
eric nicksick teaches these guys to fight like it's sparring, which is often not enough to win

is it me or does mmaguru sound like he's faking his british accent

>>149882993
>>149882993
>>149882993

y nuevo

>>149882076
Dustbin retired, Garth is about to
Conor, Dariush and RDA are flushed
Chandler was never good

First 4 on the top are all still relevant
>>149882890
By being shit

>>149882492
Who does he even hypothetically fight
If he stays HW he'll either have to fight a rando in the division because I really doubt Francis wants to do business with him or Tom which is why he fucking retired in the first place
Does he go back down to LHW for a special attraction match against Periera?
Would be a based scalp for Alex to take ngl

>>149882953
Dustin’s son

>>149882832
Gook

>>149877752
>>149880378
This faggot escaped brazzaland to avoid getting raped
I hope he get heemed soon

>>149881498
Usman and Umar are avars like khabib