Reiwa Monster Edition

>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/

>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/

>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d

Previous thread:
>>149841972

Onosato is helpless if he's not moving straight forward. i feel he's going to get figured out .

Manlets did great today.

>>149876938
>>149876974
where do you find stuff like this?

>>149877002
old threads here and there on /sp/ and /xs/

https://www.sumo.or.jp/ResultData/kanto_seishin
How is Hakuoho #2 and WTK not even in the top 3 today?

da fuck is that clown basho?! post your best spurdo

>>149877374
whad da fugg is kizenosado deaching onosado :DDDD

>>149877374
Tageru is fighting with missing arm and he's not even set to be the biggest clown so far

>>149876962
I wouldn't say you can really solve the onosato problem like you can the abi, gonoyama, or mitakeumi problem. Its still a 190kg mass coming right at you. hakuoho today is about as best you can hope for.
onosato really needs to learn sone belt stuff, and he should never be trying pulldowns

I could heem everyone in this dohyō
yes, even Hakuoho

>>149877877
worst guest ever lol.

>>149878042
That's the WTK we saw at the end of May, fucker really made me believe he could reach ozeki

Onosato going forward: unstoppable freight train, strongest thing in sumo
Onosato going backwards: unstoppable freight train leading directly to him stepping out
He's done this in the past. Occasionally it works, but more often takes stupid losses and that's what made him go 10-5 in the past.

What was that about?

>>149878430
mongols gonna mongol

>>149878445
They sure are a contentious people.

>only six wins as yokozuna
>already two kinboshi
Absolutely shameful display from Onosucko. 10000 years of dishonour to Japan.

>>149877877
Who was she? Just some tarento? She didn’t sound like a sumo journalist.

>>149878430
Kirishimas keshomawashi was late for some reason and some of the wrestlers were laughing at him. Onosato propably was one of them

>>149879989
*Onokatsu

>>149879663
yeah, some ex-idol iirc

>>149877877
best guest ever

>>149877877
Probably not her, but the junior world champion in figure skating has visited the basho the other day.

Both of these failure yokozuna and the entire JSA that promoted them should commit seppuku in the center of the dohyo for this disgrace.

>>149880195
nah it was this one >>149875642

I keep forgetting that Oshoma exists and that he somehow made it up to komusubi

>>149880141
ok weeb, she had absolutely nothing to say except when did she to be interested in sumo blablabla bullshit... who cares

>>149880267
well this was only onosato's second kinboshi, but you're delusional if you think anyone else is winning this basho except him
this was just a minor setback, he'll still 13-2Y

>>149880962
>this was just a minor setback, he'll still 13-2Y
Yeah, but the first week is the easy part of his schedule.

American Dan in the Jonidan yusho hunt

I'm sensing an 11-4 from Onosato after that. If Dan and his easy remaining schedule can keep up the pace and claw to a 12-3 it's either gonna be him or Kirishima Reborn taking the cup. An Ichiyamamoto yusho would be fucking hilarious though.

>>149880810
I don't understand any of the guests but she made cute noises.

https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202507200001140.html

>>149882549
I remember seeing him limping. It's a shame but he just didn't have what it takes.

>>149882549
That'll take him down to Ms30-35 probably.

yea this the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmA83VY32IE

>>149882549
When will manlets learn?

>also lol the autotranslate gives it as flame peng

>>149882814
Please God let him get to 10 wins so he can keep his Ozeki run alive for September. It's so refreshing to see someone win through sheer grit and determination.

>>149882828
Flame Peng is an accurate translation of the individual kanji desu.

How did Dan do?

>>149882919
won by yorikiri against oho

>>149882957
Nice.

>>149882919
He badly disappointed all the Dan haters by winning yet again.

>>149882919
Danbros literally can't stop winning

>>149882919
Won. He's now 6-2 and his remaining 7 opponents are going to be weaker than those he's already faced. There's potential for a 12-3 in there.

If you extrapolate Dan's current win rate over 3 basho it comes out at 33.75 wins, and that doesn't factor in that his next 7 matches are easier. Think of him as only being two months behind WTK's Ozeki run.

Onosato's loss really puts the yusho in play for Dan since he is probably going to get an opportunity to make his own luck against Tamawashi and maybe some of the other lower ranked contenders. A sansho sweep might be in the cards for him too

>>149883519
>his next 7 matches are easier
They won't be necessarily, guys with strong starts get penalized with tougher schedules at the end of the 2nd week. He will probably miss some of his remaining joi matchups in favor of lower rankers with better records, but if that allows him to dodge Kinbozan it might be in his favor.

>>149883634
>guys with strong starts get penalized with tougher schedules at the end of the 2nd week
You were joking when you typed this, right? Dan's schedule can't be made any tougher. In fact, Dan is going to be the punishment that guys like Tamawashi and Ichiyamamoto are given.

In May Ura was 16th ranked on the banzuke and he faced undefeated ozeki Onosato day 9. This time around Tamawashi is ranked 16th and he is facing a 2-6 M3 on day 9 regardless having a much better record than what Ura carried into the ninth day in May.
Why are they playing softball with Tamawashi?

>>149883519
>If you extrapolate Dan's current win rate over 3 basho it comes out at 33.75 wins
That’s not really meaningful, though, since in Jan he was in Juryo. In March, he went 1-1 against sanyaku ranked wrestlers and faced no one else in the joi.
In May, he went 0-3 against sanyaku opponents.

What we’re seeing now is something different and much more impressive. This could easily be the start of an ozeki run unless the other top rankers figure out a way to beat him.

What worries me a little is his size. There hasn’t been a Yokozuna as short as him since Wakanohana and he’s not heavy either. If the guys at the top figure out his tricks, then he’ll be capped.

>>149883818
Just because you know someone's gameplan doesn't mean you can stop it. Imagine I posted a pic of Teru clamping a fatso.

>>149883802
The JSA kneels before the Iron Man of Sumo™

>>149882549
doesn't he need something like one more top division tournament to have the chance of securing a share?

>>149883888
Not just top division, one more tournament at sekitori, which means he just needs to make it back to juryo.

>>149883888
yeah he literally just needs one more and he can retire

Asahifuji is gonna give his kabu to Hokuseiho.

If you want to know why Onosato tried to pull Hakuoho, go watch their last fight on day 12 in May in which Onosato beat Hakuoho with probably the single cleanest pull you will ever see in your LIFE. Abi fucking wishes he could do that shit.

>>149883634
dude, he already faced both yoko and all of sanyaku...

>>149883989
pulling as yokozuna is kinda meh, it's almost the same as henka at this level.

>>149884024
I don't really care what techniques a yokozuna uses to win, so long as they're winning. Not being a one trick pony is a nice touch.

>>149883989
Expecting to beat the same guy the same way twice in a row presumes that the other guy isn't a learning creature. Onosato needs to develop a variety of different fallback procedures for the occasions when he isn't able to win quickly via overwhelming power. Yesterday Hakuoho beat him off the tachiai and that was all it took to panic him into giving away a loss. He might've kept on pushing or done something else, but it seems like he doesn't have anything else other than 'pull immediately if not moving forward'

>>149883394
The 11-4 must be preserved, Dan will stumble on Takayasu's road to yusho

>>149884096
Onosato was too busy eating Shirokuma's share of chanko to come up with new strategies.

>>149884024
>dude, he already faced both yoko and all of sanyaku...
He's also going to fast the best performing of the remaining maegashira. Not surprising he could stumble against a couple of them.

Onosato needs to go forward and only stop going forward if it's 100% obvious that it's not going to work (which is very very rare for him).

>>149884184
HE NEEDS TO DO HIS OWN BRAND OF SUMO

ONE DAY AT A TIME

SO LONG AS HIS BODY MOVES THE WAY HE WANTS IT TO

>>149884154
Wait I meant Tamawashi FUCK

>>149884264
It's over. Owari da. You just had to say it, didn't you.

Although not gonna ngl Tamawashi's form this basho has been crazy. He's like the Onosato of mid Makuuchi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8yocnlPDm0

Me when I see Atamifuji.

>>149884780
Same, after his 0-2 start I seriously started to worry that he will fall to juryo and I won't see him in London lmao

>>149877877
Imagine being a dominant Yoko and then losing when the cute girl is watching

I think Kirishima is taking this one.

>>149885040
For me? It's Ichiyamayusho.

>>149885046
I mean, that would be glorious, but it's never going to happen.

>>149885057
I can't wait to see Ichi feint receiving the cup, only to put a hand on the back of Hakkaku's stupid fat bald head and pull him down to the clay.

>>149884780
It shouldn't surprise me anymore, but I still can't get used to the kind of folk hero status some of these guys have in the right circles

>>149884024
>pulling as yokozuna is kinda meh, it's almost the same as henka at this level.
i don't think i noticed it before this basho, it's very prolific now

>>149885046
if that clown wins then I am going to firebomb the JSA

>>149885218
I want him to have the yusho rolled up by day 14 so we can all watch Onosato v Kotozakura in complete apathy.

>Oh boy, Onosato winning some envelopes while Zak's rope run isn't a thing

How nice of them to give Takeru a free win tomorrow. Respect the disabled!

>>149885279
One step closer to yokozuna ;)

Wins vs sanyaku so far in Nagoya
Dan: 5
nobody else even has as much as 3

>>149885706
they'll figure out his cheap uchimosu trick and flip him onto his back just like Takayasu did, it's only a matter of time before he goes the way of Enho

>>149885718
is that what the leg-grabbing move is called?

>>149885751
inner thigh twisting pulldown or something yeah

>>149885751
Pushing their leg outwards is an uchimuso. Pulling their leg inwards is a watashikomi. I think. The announcer is just googling shit at this point.

>>149885718
At the very least Aonishiki isn't a manlet so even after he's solved he should be able to adapt

>>149885858
He already has 14 years of wrestling experience and he also has Aminishiki's tremendous intelligence in his corner so adapting to his opponents shouldn't be too much of a challenge for him. Expect a kimarite list longer than Mainoumi's

>>149885706
Also the only one amongst the leaders with no remaining sanyaku to face, he is pretty much in the lead as far as the yusho race goes.

>Aonishiki
Ah, I need to start attacking the legs to win in the joi, arigatou Ajigawa-Oyakata-sama.
>Onosato
So I just slap Hakuoho down again right?

what is joi

>>149886046
I genuinely hope he has a long and stable career, just so that we can witness "Aminishiki 2.0 bit a bit more athletically gifted" go on a 100% kimarite achievement run

>>149886141
jerk off instruction

I like Aonishiki because he's a smart and adaptable wrestler.

>>149886141
The emotion you should feel when you're not in sanyaku but still get the honor of being scheduled against every single one of them, often at the start of your tournament

>>149886141
I can't get my kanji shit working while playing Euro Truck Sim 2, but it basically means "upper rank". Think of the #1 sumo wrestler in Japan. Who does he fight for the next 15 days? It must be #2-16. Thus, the top 16 is called the "joi", and anyone in there is basically in the middle of a meat grinder where only the truly worthy can shine. Takerufuji failed the test in May. Aonishiki is blossoming like some nip orchid shit. Hakuoho is doing decently.

>>149886227
Not joy.
>>149886141
The top ranks of a division. In Makushita it's the guys who fight after the Juryo dohyo-iri. In Makauuchi, it's the guys just below sanyaku.

>>149886460
>>149886270
so is joi like an actual japanese word? i assumed it was an acronym or something

>>149886518
https://translate.google.com/?sl=ja&tl=en&text=%E4%B8%8A%E4%BD%8D&op=translate

>>149886518
Okay I finished delivering a water tank to Cambridge.

上位 (jyou-i) is a Japanese word literally meaning upper rank.

>>149886551
And if you don't believe me:

https://jisho.org/search/%E4%B8%8A%E4%BD%8D

>>149886518
Yes, as mentioned above it means "upper/higher rank." "Joi-jin" are all the people high enough rank that they're expected to fight yokozuna. "Joi-maegashira" are specifically the maegashira in joi-jin, and is important because that's the lowest that an ozeki run can begin. "Joi-makushita" is also used to describe the makushita wrestlers eligible for promotion to juryo depending on their score, which is important because juryo is the lowest of the salaried divisions, but the collective term "joi-jin" doesn't include them.

Koga going for KK today

Don't suppose anyone knows who the current lineal champion of sumo is?

>>149887857
Onosato has won the past two basho, so I think it would be him?
I'm not familiar with boxing though.

HOLY FUCK!

>KOGA
>SOTOGAKE
He's evolving...

>>149887857
>>149887950
k I did an autism

Using this document
>https://docs.google.com/document d/1HwvokfEcFfvm-TwefCmclxRRqKS06S3k edit?tab=t.0
and assuming I didn't make a mistake counting afterwards, the current lineal champ is Hakuoho.

The full list following on from the document is pretty funny:
>onosato
>mitakeumi
>kirishima
>daiesho
>hoshoryu
>takanosho
>kotozakura
>oho
>mitakeumi
>takanosho
>oho
>wakamotoharu
>hoshoryu
>abi
>onokatsu
>roga
>nishikifuji
>endo
>takanosho
>kotoshoho
>atamifuji
>shonannoumi
>takanosho
>kayo
>meisei
>onokatsu
>aonishki
>wakatakakage
>onosato
>hoshoryu
>wakamotoharu
>onosato
>hakuoho

holy fuck those SLAPS

>>149887857
Its Dan

>>149888071
>>149888059
Koga bros the zuna run starts now.

Tsukioka jonidan zensho yusho it's time for some kino.

Shunta is gonna make sandanme before he turns 16

Ameri-Dan on deck

Dan Jr is no longer in the yusho race

Danshoryu
Danosato
Kotodankura
Daneisho
Kiridanma
Wadanadanadana
Oshodan
Danayasu
Wadanmotodan
Danho
Danbi
Danokatsu
Danbozan
Hakuodan
Danawashi
Hiradanumi
Meidan
Danerufuji
Danoyama
Tobidanu
Endan
Sadanoumi
Daniyamamoto
Urdan
Chiyodanma
Adanifuji
Rodan
Tadanosho
Danhayate
Midanifuji
Asadanyu
Chudanoumi
Shodan
Kudano
Fujinodanwa
Kotodanho
Hidanoumi
Danyo
Midankeumi
Kotoeidan
Danshi

Bigaznman won again

>>149889055
Another dan victory
We'll call him big asian dan

Chubby dan got a face full of tawara right there that was gnarly

Blood on the dohyo? Rub some salt on it.

Too bad for bald dan
He made a try of it

29 year old Aonishiki as estimated by a sophisticated AI model

>>149889387
wtf dan grows 7 and a half inches??? incredible sumo on display...

>>149889387
Thats Otsuji

wtf was that

My reaction to possible basho winners

>>149889633

>>149889633
What's your fucking problem if Kirishima?

>>149889633
Ura is reddit personified. He is M9 currently because he has proven himself incapable of competing at joi level.

Anhibiki keeping Ajigawa sandanme yusho hopes alive

>>149882549
bruh

Musashigawa's makushita yusho chance is now over, but its still nice to see that they'll be getting someone at least into the upper half of the division or nearer to it.

>>149889836
Lmao no
Dan is reddit personified, he even represents one of their favorite causes

>>149889871
>>149889836
among my group Kirishima's nickname is reddit because during his first ozeki run everyone on reddit was nuts about Kiribayama. Youtubers too.

>>149889836
>>149889871
Anything I like: NOT reddit personified
Anything I dislike: reddit personified

>>149889942
Ok, so totally divorced from my personal likes, tell me this: Who does Reddit support in the Ukraine vs Russia war? And who is that nationality? Therefore who has a tangible connection to Reddit?

And if you can find a way to blame my personal dislikes on it, you go for it

Here, I even found a study on it for you
https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/10159986

I hate when yotsu-zumo wrestlers go for the instant belt throw when their opponent is charging and hasn't lost their balance. It rarely works and it just looks bad once the thrower loses his balance and gets plowed out of the ring.

>>149889942
Ura is only popular because he has his one "rare pokemon" meme move that he keeps on going back to and trannys and faggots probably like him because he wears pinku.

>>149889871
>he even represents one of their favorite causes
why would those fags simp for a guy who joined sumo to dodge the draft? fuck off back to /pol/ retard, thats clearly the only lens you see sumo through. people like Dan because he is the most red hot prospect in sumo to ever come up through the ranks without a tsukedashi entry. those of us who take notice of the sport below makuuchi have been watching the guy equal or set new records for early career progress since he kicked off his career with a 20 match win streak and we're all waiting to find out how high he can fly before he finally reaches a level he can't dominate at.

Someone's toe bandage just flew into the first row seats. Also, Nobehara is back.

The crowd went from really excited to dead silent. I wish I recorded their reactions.

>>149890014
I like the pink, it's like cherry blossoms. You're gay.

Good god Tochimusashi is just one mystery to me

>>149890077
He's built like a mid-juryo gatekeeper but isn't nearly as skilled at attacking so he just terrorizes upper makushita while doing poorly enough to never make it back to juryo. Not too fond of him.
>>149890040
This will have to do.

>>149890014
Lmao he isn't shit
Onosato and Takerufuji actually set records that people noticed
Nobody gives a shit if you add 500 qualifiers to shit out some convoluted record you imagined

These threads are fucking shit with all these british cocksuckers

I'm out

>these retards coming in sneeding about fun/popular rikishi and shitting things up with /int/-lite """"""banter""""""

>shikata ga nai...

>>149890014
Ura's sumo style is amazing. He pulls out ultra rare moves you don't otherwise see.
You just don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

>>149890125
>it was exciting when Onosato and Takerufuji set records
>but when Dan challenges those same records its bad or something
clearly there is just something about Dan that triggers you emotionally and upsets you, sure do wonder what that might be

That should be good enough for Asahakuryu, but it'll take Kamito out of the yusho and juryo promotion race. Kaito has been in the joi for a while, but I think he could make it to juryo by the end of the year.

>>149890251
Really good day for any Takasago-beya fans in this thread.

Day 10 makuuchi torikumi just dropped.
Oshoma < Abi
Oho <= Takayasu
Hiradoumi << Kirishima
Kotozakura < WTK
Tamawashi < Onosato
I feel like Oho find another upset win so Takayasu drops out of the yusho race, but Takayasu has looked strong so far.

>>149890251
The top three ranks in makushita are really living up to their slots this time around, Mudoho excepted so far. Even if he manages KK there might not be space in juryo for him

>>149890339
>Dan vs Kinbozan
its over Danbros. they're not going to let us use the yusho race as an excuse to dodge the Kazakh menace.

>Ichyamamoto vs Meisei
I don't get this scheduling at, they moved Kusano way up to face off against Ura and then just let Ichyamamoto go against a losing record in his normal range of competitors?

short work by mita

>>149890379
yeah, but it was against Ms4, kinda weird.

>>149889387
looks just like him

>>149890400
thats pretty normal, Ms4 should go against J11 if they need enough makushita fill ins to get that point.

is penis pushing even permitted?

>>149890449
No.

>>149890455
so presumably that means that kazekeno must have no penis otherwise shirokuma would've been disqualified instead of handed the victory after a video review

People have trouble with Aonishiki's style because he isn't doing sumo

https://youtu.be/JG7RcfXbtl8

>>149890477
yeah he was beating guys bigger and older than himself back then too, the dude is a natural born wrestler

big setback for wakataka charlie chan

>>149890477
lmao he literally does an uchimuso at 1:16

>>149890477
Weird, because it looks like sumo....

Day 9: Shohozan

why the fuck can we not have a good english commentator more than like 3 times a basho

>>149890644
what did you mean by this

>>149890644
Why do you want commentary? Go watch midnight sumo then you gay leaf

>>149890657
go sexually assault another one of your cousins, ahmed

what did he mean by this

I wish Shodai was still relevant. I miss his chaotic era.

>>149890667
I can't, they're visiting friends in Brampton

did shishi just spank himself

I always like the autistic warmup. Reminds me of table tennis.

bro refuses to drop his centre of gravity

shishi is getting deported straight back to juryo

sHISHI back to Juryo ...

manlet matches are always entertaining

I hope Mitakeumi doesn't just phone it in the moment he secures KK. I think there might be a case for a Kanto-sho if he keeps up the good work.

It's over....

URRRRRRA
URRRRRRA
URRRRRRA

THIS IS ONCE AGAIN A /SUMO/ BOARD

It's over....2

not like this

>push opponent to tawara
>back up and slide to the other side of the ring
>fall over

That looked his it might gonna hurt for a bit

Imagine being a middle-aged japanese woman having your womb being annihilated by Roga's BSC (Big Siberian Cock) in a filthy Love Hotel run by the Yakuza while Futagoyama oyakata watches you from the cuck chair with Koga on the phone asking if you're "going out for dinner" today.
It really makes you think...

>>149890845
Rogas hometown is 80 miles from the mongolian border
Hes just mongol on russian land

Sad dan no umi

>humped out of the ring
wew

Another absolute win against the monkey.

>>149890875
TobizACKru

>>149890875
>>149890885
both excellent memes 10/10

The sumo gods are confused, they have seen two green mawashi and they have confused Ichiyamamoto with Kotozakura: they have given the power of an Ozeki to Ichiyamamoto and the power of a Maegashira 8 to Kotozakura. Understandable.

God damn, I don't remember Ichiyamamoto being this consistently good ever

It's HIS basho.

>>takerufuji
arm hurts, still wins

Takerufuji is trying to go to Valhalla

He literally can't lift his arm to do the envelope grab properly, dude's mental

>>149890934
Pain is weakness leaving the body.

I think Tak touched the dohyo first, but I'll take it. Chiyo is already mk anyway.

>>149890934
hes dropping out as soon as he gets to 8 wins right?

I am willing a Tamawashi yusho into reality

Fug

>>149890954
unlucky

>>149890954
>Tamawashi yusho, whatever happened there...

It's over....3

>>149890949
he'd be utterly dumb to continue after KK.

>>149890923
it's crazy, he's the sole 8-1, only Kirishima can match him today.

complete and utter clown basho

>>149890959
40 years old, just a kid

demonic creature...

This is what happens when one zuna doesn't show up and the other walks himself out of the ring, the evil spirits thrive

Former rikishi?

I saw Abi at a kombini in Nagoya yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and stepping aside in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen katsu sandos in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the sandos and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and rested me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each sando and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by nodawaing her really hard.

Goddess alert!! WHOA!!!!!

damn, didn't look like he had a lot of leverage to pull that off

I could hear Raja having to google what the fuck that was called in real time

Papayasu, let's make this basho even more of a fuckfest

those were some loud-ass slaps, holy fuck

I feel like slapping Oho's face just makes him slap back harder

How can they slap!?

one competent wrestler comes around and sumo is in shambles

Wa - ka - ta - ka - KA - geeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

>>149890971
i loved him like a brother in law

>>149891036
I'm really curious how the sanyaku respond to him next basho.

What's so funny Hakuoho?

You good guys?

So eager

>>149891076
kinboshi and ozeki deny, pretty decent

hmmmm

>"Keep moving forward, Aonishiki"
>"But, you... what about you?!"
>"I can't win this basho, my shoulders... my arms... my silly mongolian oyakata... no, it must be you; let me take care of the rest of the contenders: first Onosato, then Kirishima, and then Ichiyamamoto... This is your era!"
>"Arigatou, Hakuoho..."

*blocks your ozeki run*

Hakuohozuna by '27

>>149891067
he'll have outflanked them r.e. spamming uchi muso and will have a new obscure kimarite to farm wins with in the first week

>>149890991
Yeah. What a Queen.

>>149891078
I've been lied to...

>>149891087
cinema

magnificent

everyone beats kinbozan, except kotonowaka lol

>>149891091
Assuming he does that every basho, he has at least a decade until he runs out of kimarite.

ACK

>losing to kinbozo
Prime ACK

shades of non-peak Ichinojo

Grim

henka incoming

Why do fat chinks like barreling into one another?

>>149891139
Shut up Medkit and help Takerufuji.

Ichiyamamoto v Meisei
Dan Vs Bozo
Hiradoumi v Kirishima
Tamawashi v Onosato
I won't forget the others...
Churanoumi v Kotoshoho
Ura v Kusano
Shonannoumi v Mitakeumi

It'll be a fun one

>>149891149
This is tomorrow by the way

go forward, win

Fucking Onosato, man.
Was it that difficult to do the same (as always) against Oho and HakuOho?

>goes forward
>wins
It's THAT simple.

SIMPLY GO FORWARD

>>149891171
>loses to people with Oho in their name
deep sumo lore

https://youtu.be/bwX-KS1816c
TODAY ON TOP CLOWN BASHO!

Surely the M16-14 guys will start falling behind any moment now

>>149891196
>>149891149
They've got some winnable bouts tomorrow

>>149891177
>Kisenosato's discple loses to people whose shikona uses a kanji that Hakuho used
?!

kirishima deserved torinaoshi if i'm being perfectly frankly honestly honest w/ (with) you

>>149891773
it was worth at least of a monoii

>>149891939
I'm gonna assume that all those mattas put them far enough behind schedule that they felt they didn't have time for a monoii.

>>149891196
Aonishiki has the best chances since he already fought the ranked guys.

>>149891773
Yeah, Hakuoho's leg seems to be touching before Kirishima's feet. Shame.

>>149891773
Kirishima pulled Hakuohos hair so no torinaoshi

Takeru lost, but Chiyo was already MK anyway.

>>149892147
They're gonna fast track him to 8 wins so that he can fuck off

>>149892126
hakuoho put glue in his hair oil. the sumo equivalent of plaster of paris in boxing gloves.

>>149892255
More like Hokuseiho put glue in Hakuoho's hair oil.

>>149892085

>>149892294
Robbed

>>149892294
The fact that this wasn't even a monoiii is fucking wild. How did Naruto not see that? Between this and the Takeru match it felt a bit like they were siding with the young Japanese hotness over the aging Mongolians.

Which wrestler currently is the most handsomest?

>>149892327
Probably Tobizaru but Mita is definitely up there.

>>149892327
According to the obaachan's around the Kokugikan when I was there in May, Atamifuji

>>149892327
Koga, no contest.

>>149892327
Shishi, just not to us homo sapiens

>>149892327
>The Ghost of Kiev
>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion
>The Tsar of the Mawashi
>The Destroyer of Knees
>Diamond Back
>Dan the Terrible
>Taiho Reincarnated
>The True Great White Phoenix

>SAY!
>HIS!
>NAME!

>>149892417
Girl on the right couldn't look hungrier for cock if she tried.

>>149892339
I love Mita, he's so small and cute. The way he pats his butt after every win makes me happy.

Aonishiki needs to defeat Kinbozo to show he can deal with heavy thrusters

>>149892587
>Sure he went 5-2 against the sekitori including a kinboshi
>BUT CAN HE BEAT KINBOZAN???

>>149892604
Kinbozo > kinboshi

Remember in May when we were all so full of hope for Futagoyama's sekitori? And now Nabatame is fucking dead, Mita has a broken hand, and Roga is struggling to KK.

I wonder how Shirokuma feels after all the talk about keeping up with Onosato. It's one thing to lag, but he is struggling in juryou while the other has already made yokozuna.

>>149892682
Probably hungry since Onosato is clearly hogging all the chanko at Nishonoseki.

>>149892691
>Eats all the chanko
>Uses up all the alcohol to force it into the younger one's ass
What a menace

>>149892637
What's the deal with Nobehara?

Onosato should learn how to do proper footslides from his tsukebito Hananoumi

Ichiyamamoto is starting to look like a better Abi.

>>149892705
>>Uses up all the alcohol to force it into the younger one's ass
Best recent meme of /sumo/
Drink it up, Onosato style!

>>149890924
Why does ichi have a wakatakakage goon shrine in his house?

>>149892931

>>149892961
Most people have one

>>149892961
>he doesn't have a goon shrine dedicated to a rikishi
ngmi

>>149892961
Good taste, obviously. Possibly trying to learn the Way of the Tawara to multiply his ability

>>149892714
he has his foot taped up and missed 2 matches. theoretically he can still get 4 wins.

>>149892961
he started to imitate wtk's head-bob at tachiai, what a simp

>>149893174
What was his injury?

>>149892327
Tobizaru without a doubt.

>>149893202
i didnt find anything, it could be anything looking at how his foot is taped up.

Kayo's life flashed before his eyes until Shodai pulled him away from the edge

March 2020 was the last time two Yokozuna faced each other. Fuck Hoshoryu for making us wait.

>>149893322
Hakuoho's life flashed before his eyes while Onosato was driving Takayasu out directly towards him. He went to get out of the way like a pussy ass bitch.

Hakuemo

>>149892147
I think that was worth a rematch, but I'm glad Takeru didn't have to fight twice on the same day.

>>149892327
Chiyoshoma. Shame he sucks.

>>149892327
Kotozakura

>>149893647
Koto with the mawashi on looks like he's got 4 boobs

>>149891196
FUCKING CLOWN BASHO.

>>149893714
Yeah, and? He's cute and handsome

>>149891196
Tamawashi will be out of the race tomorrow since he's being fed to Onosato. Ichiyamamoto is being given Meisei which is a complete joke and should be a free win for him. If his schedule doesn't ramp up fast we might be looking at something stupid like a 12-3 playoff between Ichi and Sato.

>>149891196
it still can be saved by onosato/kirishima not to be a clown basho.

Here's how Takayasu can still win:

I'll be honest here

not a big fan of this particular basho this time around

>>149891773
Nah he was clearly beaten and jump in the air

If Dan wins today he will at least make it to a yusho playoff against Onosato

Slop-bros, I'm starving. I need my slop

>>149894361
You have another week of non-stop Dan fellating to enjoy. I'll leave you to it.

>>149892085
>>149892294
>>149892316
they gave it to hakuoho similarly to why they give it to previous matches where people question the same thing
hakuoho was the aggressor and was given a preferential decision, whereas kirishitma was on the back foot and merely trying a last ditch attempt to prevent a loss

>>149893819
>a complete joke and should be a free win
Ichiyamamoto has never beaten Meisei.

>>149890014
Ura is based and fun to watch because he has rare shiny pokémon kimarite. Also pink on Ura is manly and you are probably a homosexual redditor.

>>149892327
Ura.

>>149889976
>>149890014
Both Danonishiki and Shishi do get worshipped like crazy by reddit and youtube retards just because they're Ukrainian. Aonishiki at least is skilled, but no one would give a shit about Shishi if he was Bulgarian or just another Mongolian.

I like Shishi because he's a big bumbling retard who can't even speak Japanese and he has successfully stumbled his way into the salaried ranks which is funny

>>149894794
So the white Hokuseiho. How long until the bullying scandal comes out?

>>149894654
>no one would give a shit about Shishi if he was Bulgarian
I think the casual westerner viewer just enjoys seeing the occasional white guy, really. Doesn't matter what country they're from.

I keep hearing the commentary call Onosato as shin-yoko. Any nihongo speakers know what context they are using shin as, as they calling him "new" or "the real one"?

>>149894876
He stole Hosh's shins, that's why he had to withdraw

>>149890014
>why would those fags simp for a guy who joined sumo to dodge the draft?
I would rather fight on the frontlines than live through the torture that is being a rikishi desu.
>>149894654
>no one would give a shit about Shishi if he was Bulgarian or just another Mongolian
One of those is not like the other.
I just like seeing gaijin from time to time.

>>149894876
New

>>149894654
>no one would give a shit about Shishi if he was Bulgarian
Dan the 1st was Bulgarian and extremely popular

>>149890991
damn sumo fan girls look like THAT?

>>149894889
lol thanks for the laugh anon.
>>149894924
damn thought they were throwing shade at hosh, but good to know.

Today
I will remind them
https://youtu.be/vEJxwKP_x2Y

What colour would you want your mawashi to be as a sekitori?
For me, it's violet.

>>149895022
The funny part is this awful display was part of Hakuho's legendary final run so people will be seeing this for decades to come. He should have committed seppuku after this match.

>>149894876
New-Yoko(zuna)

>>149895138
awful? that was the funniest shit ever
its funny how Tobizaru had some short of weird plan that entirely relied on hakuho charging him, and hakuho not being dumb enough to fall for it

So I was curious as shit to see how was ancient sumo compared to now

https://meiji.filmarchives.jp/works/03_play.html

Its so interesting that rikishi back then just couldn't be heavy and thus it led to very "funny" looking sumo with each man being able to just fucking lift the other over and over

>>149894427
that's not how it works lol

SATO NO KIRIMOCHI SINGURU PACKU MINI
SATO NO KIRIMOCHI SINGURU PACKU MINI
SATO NO KIRIMOCHI SINGURU PACKU MINI

>>149895022
I'm still not sure what you're trying to tell us

>>149895395
nothing, i'm just reminding people of the funniest match ever featuring Goat vs El mono retrasado

Kusano will win this basho
screencap this

>>149895484
He is going to get dumpstered once he has to fight non-shitters.

>>149895484
He isn't all that great, bigger guys who aren't uncoordinated dopes or injured don't seem to have trouble handling him. So far this basho he is 5-0 against guys under 180cm & 2-2 otherwise, the two wins being Shishi & Hidenoumi. If he gets promoted to the point that most of his opponents aren't manlets he probably won't do too well.

the fact that takerufuji is still showing up with only one bicep
he really got that 犬 in him

>>149896109
I had a bicep tear years ago, it only really affects your ability to pull, you can still push just fine because that relies mainly on other muscles. So the taker's game shouldn't be compromised too badly by the injury.

I predict a big 2nd half collapse by Takayasu, MK incoming

>>149892417
what a charming lad

>>149896323
samefag with a vpn

>>149896423
what are you on about and why would i?

>>149895233
>charging

>>149896682
fucking goat, I swear to god
I'm still baffled as to how the fuck was he so good.

And in reality I understand perfectly why the sumo elders and association doesn't want to do anything with him anymore and wanted him to fuck off already

>>149896866
Good genes, started young.

>>149896866
Less diluted Genghis blood.

which current sumo wrestler can best be described as a "chink twink"?

>>149896954
Takayasu

>>149895484
Kusano more like Kuso :)

>>149896954
Daiseizan, coming soon to a basho near you

>>149896954
currently none

>>149897045
he's from inner mongolia and is ethnically mongolian

>>149896866
blessed by the eternal blue sky

soon he will return with asashoryu and harumafuji at the head of an army to trample japan beneath their horses

>>149896993
He will be Ozeki by next year

>>149897269
he's from ching chong china and is ethnically charlie chan

>>149897391
stopped cold at joi level or slightly below until he can add 20kg more mass. big guys are handling him pretty easily

>>149896942
>>149896948
>>149897302
funny replies, but I think it'll be forever a mistery
having great genes and starting with training early is not exclusive to hakuho. He was like a fucking genius in some regards. Its weird to say that he was the greatest rikishi to have ever lived and probably will there ever be (Tanikaze and Raiden "cheated" their winning records by only fighting two tournaments of 10 fights per year instead of the moderm hell banzuke system), but the sport and the scene is much better now without him. A yokozuna dominating too fucking hard was not healthy

>>149897535
>having great genes and starting with training early is not exclusive to hakuho
His genes were very much exclusive to him. That's how genes work.

>>149897586
the concept of having great genes is not exclusive to anyone you fucking mong

>>149897959
The concept of having great genes doesn't make anyone good at sumo. HAVING great genes does. He did. He was.

>>149897535
>A yokozuna dominating too fucking hard was not healthy

Wouldnt know it the way people in these threads go on after every single loss

>>149897535
>a yokozuna doing what a yokozuna is supposed to do is bad
why

I just caught up on day 9, Koga and Tsukioka are doing splendid, well done my boys

Of the remaining competitors in the leading group only Onosato and Dan have a realistic chance of being in the lead at the end of senshuraku.
For everyone else some sort of miraculous luck would need to come into play to get them there. Even KiriSHITma, the next most likely candidate to show up for the trophy or at least make a playoff, would need to pretty much run the table through the toughest part of his schedule which isn't about to happen without some sort of unusually fortuitous circumstances coming into play. And everyone still in the running below KiriSHITma would need even less likely breaks to make it.

what is senshuraku

>>149898548
>>149898548

>>149898548
Glorious!
Day 15

>>149898274
Because he did it for too long.

>>149898596
why is that bad

>>149898726
Because it would have been better for sumo if he had passed the torch sooner.

>>149898274
Because it killed attendance when he was the sole dominant yokozuna. It only picked back up when Harumafuji and especially Kisenosato rose up to challenge him, even if it took Kisenosato another five years to finally make it himself. Yes you can argue that the fault lies in ozeki that couldn't rise to challenge him, but the fact remains that the period where Hakuho was sole yokozuna was a period of attendance decline.

>>149898596
it was a decade with zero hinkaku, it was like walking across the sahara without water. hakuho sucked all the hinkaku out of sumo, a real bad attitude case, glad he is gone. Chikubayama didn't beat him with golf clubs as much as he should've

>>149898841
>>149898900
anti-mongol racism..lol...

>>149898931
sad projection

>>149898931
>dude you have to let foreigners into your sport, of you don't do that you're racist!!!
>ok so you let them in, but if you don't actively like them as much as you like your own kind you're still racist!!
you are here
>ok, so you claim to like them as much as your own kind and have installed sound monitoring equipment to guarantee equal cheer for foreigners, but if you don't suck their dicks and give them all your money then you're racist
>you say you're not racist, but if you don't let mongols take over your entire country and wipe out your race complete then you're racist
>ok your race has been completely genocided and it's culture has been wiped from the history books, but if you haunt japan from beyond the grave then you're racist

>>149898534

>>149899075
Kirishima is taking this Yusho.

>>149898534

>>149899075
the mongol menace still lives.

>>149898931
Funny enough the Asashoryu-Hakuho rivalry and the rise of Harumafuji were both good draws, it was the interim where Hakuho was the only dominant guy amidst a sea of mediocrity that sucked.

>>149898984
keep yapping chud

>>149899120
>easily beats Dan who is cruising to a high double digit finish
>HOLY CRAP ITS OHO REEEEEEEEEE!!!!! PLZ HELP ME!!!!!
wtf
Onosato is is a dai for sure, a major one, 20 cups at least, might even get twice that, but he is still a little rough around the edges as things currently stand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNY1IBhpVHo

>>149899426
god this was such a good match, and two zenshos back to back for Harumafuji to secure the yokozuna promo. pvre kino

>>149899484
>Harumafuji
is that japanese for 'pizza face'?

>>149899426
Hakuho was so dominant that a fucking ozeki beating him for a yusho was worth zabutons. Now Hoshoryu and Onosato give up kinboshi and they can barely draw a few pity zabutons.

>>149899075
>Tamawashi's face when he's thinking about how easy it would be to rip your arm off your body

>>149899533
Check back in 3 years

My reaction to possible basho winners

(that being said, this is looking like it might be a 12-3 basho, in which case there are a lot more boys still in the bowl than depicted)

>>149899950
why is discipulo de kakuryu in the same category as ichiyamamoto

>>149899950
these categories are very gay

>>149899976
make your own. You're entirely welcome to.

>>149899950
kusano has no chance, don't even think about him. he will lose at least 2 or 3 more, he has barely gone up against anyone big and the ones he met mostly beat him, he has been cleaning up on m15 manlets

STRONG showing by Ikazuchio there.

>>149899990
As you wish

>>149900115

I care so little about Bushozan I didn't even know he dropped all the way to sandame.
>>149900115
Got him

Do people make their own banners for non-sekitori or are they something that the JSA sell?

>>149900254
Homemade with love.

>>149900053
>STRONG odor by Ikazuchio there.

I like Aonishiki :)

I hate Aonishiki :(

I think Aonishiki is alright

>>149900453
I tolerate Aonishiki :|

>>149899658
not his style, he is a pusher

Day 11 makuuchi torikumi just dropped.
IYM => Takayasu
Oshoma < Kinbozan
Hakuoho > WTK
Kotozakura < Tamawashi
Kirishima < Onosato

Aonishiki < Abi
Ichiyamamoto < Takayasu
Oshoma > Kinbozan
Hakuoho < Wakatakakage
Kotozakura < Tamawashi
Kirishima < Onosato

Well I just woke up to a very very sick cat so that means no Sumo for me today and hopefully not an expensive bill incoming. Enjoy the bouts today, lads. Hopefully I'll catch the end of today

>>149900490
I've already seen this: Takayasu to force playoffs and lose there.

Kachikoshi on a fight up in Juryo. Nice job Nishinoryu.

Juryo is in a state where a returning Kotokuzan is not only KK after years of languishing in makushita, but could potentially get the yusho too.

>Losing to Tsurugisho

>>149900470
tbf he used to be a beast with the kotenage

Remember when Fujiseiun was considered an exciting rising star? I still believe.

You be leaf.

https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/07/21/kiji/20250721s00005000005000c.html

kisenosato says onosato pretty much sucks or something

Looks like the 150 millionth post on /sp/ should be coming up around senshuraku.
/sumo/ should get it with a pic of Dan

Day 10: Toyonoshima

Kayo? More like Jupiter with a piss mawashi.

Shishi | Welcome to Juryo | (2025)

Shishi was robbed

>>149900827
As much as I dislike that troglodyte, yet like Takanosho, I have to agree with you

>>149900827
would've liked a torinaoshi but tbf he was completely airborne

Imagine if Americans cared about Sumo..

>>149900843
Hawaiian Dan will change this

Hopefully Fujinokawa isn't injured, he's one of the man let's I enjoy watching

>>149900843
They used to.

off to juryo hohol

>>149900852
Onosato worst nightmare

My boy atami removing manlets

That was stupid, but fun.

fuckin tom and jerry bout

KUSANO MY KING

ura please stop being retarded
these are fights you can win

Fukin lmao love that little guy. Never gave up eh

lmao Ura running for his life

I swear, if in a Ura bout, completely out of the blue, Ura teleported behind his opponent and pushed him to the ground, it would seem completely normal to me. And I mean LITERALLY teleporting, not moving very fast, just magically appearing behind him. It's something that would be exactly the kind of sumo Ura would do, and how his body would move.

MY GOAT

You could say that Sadanoumi is kinda...salty.

>>149900877
He's winning the crowd, that's what really matters.

九山本

wtf

>LEAVE ICHIYAMAMOTO TO ME...

SAY IT WITH ME: ICHIYAMAYUSHO!!!

Ichiyamamoto? more like ichi loss. 14-1 incoming

Takayasu tomorrow

Ichiyamanoto is having himself a run he’s a bull

Ichiyamamoto 14-1 inbound. A yusho won only by facing jobbers

>kinbozan

wew, that was fast

the absolute state of bozo

The bozo is down, millions must 11-4

76th Yokozuna Aonishiki
>The Ghost of Kiev
>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion
>The Tsar of the Mawashi
>The Destroyer of Knees
>Diamond Back
>Dan the Terrible
>Taiho Reincarnated
>The True Great White Phoenix

>SAY!
>HIS!
>NAME!

>>149900999
nice trips hue

light work. i might stop being Z because of him

>dan vs abi tomorrow
aonishikibros i think we got too cocky

>nodawas you over and over
What do you do without losing hinkaku?

Abi will henka Dan tomorrow

>>149901071
This but the other way around

>>149901077
He's too honest to consider it.

>>149901071
>AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE AONISHIKI PLS DONT KILL ME THE EVIL SPIRITS CONTROL ME PLS YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND!!!

That leg sweep attempt was so ballsy. Very fun stuff.

>>149901111
You think quatros can stop me?

they're burying zak under the dohyo next basho
dude is going 6-9 at this rate

I swear that the moment Kotozakura II came up with the idea of going to his grandfather's grave to make the promise of becoming Yokozuna, he suffered a curse from Kotozakura I. It's incredible the bad results he's been reaping since that moment.

one day you will be an Ozeki, Wak

very low energy mawashi slaps from onosato
bodes poorly

ONOSATO GAAAAHNG IN THE CROWD

ABSOLUTE KINO TAMAWASHI

FRAUDZUNA

77th Yokozuna Tamawashi

the golden mongolian

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL ONOSHITTO

BEGONE ZOOMER

Kinboshi dispenser

TOTAL
TAMAWASHI
VICTORY

they need to investigate the salt

onosato taking hoshoryus role of dispensing gold stars

Yokowhona?

two consecutive fake yokozunas
entire yokozuna deliberation council needs to seppuku after this

KINBOSHI TIME! ZABUTON TIME! ICHIYAMAMOTO YUSHO TIIIIIIIME!

I wonder how nephew is feeling right now

ez

the gold stars will continue to flow

KINBOSHI !!! FREE KINBOSHI !!!

AIN’T NO WAY, Tom my beloved

3 Kinboshi.

How’s the JSA gonna keep the doors open with not one but two kinboshi factories.

If they keep up this pace, we may end up in a three way play off that involves Takayasu kind of basho.

The only Yokozuna's I recognize

>>149901276