Will Scottie close it out?
Will a Chinaman piss on the rug of golf and win?
>Zandy Bo-Bandy
>industry guys
>Brooks Koepka klan robes
>Bombing and gouging like Hitler

First for Brooks Koepka’s Holocaust revisionism website

Youtube golf brought me here

industry guy here, just sent the intern out for some 'offe

>>149879518
same

Hatton imploding
Rory imploding
Li imploding
Fitzpatrick imploding

only one who can stop Scheffler now is Scheffler

Pretty cool of Rory to invite the whole family to watch him take second place to Scottie

>>149879536
Today might be the toughest conditions yet

>>149879540
both Gotterup and English will be higher than him i bet

>Brooks, Bryson, JB Holmes, Cameron Champ, DJ all irrelevant
Is the bomb and gouge meme finally dead?

>ACK-Elroy

>>149879574
mostly yeah, Bryson has had a hell of a comeback after round 1 though

My driver headcover is older that half this board. It’s an original first run made by the same lady that made Tiger’s famous headcover. They are hand-made treasures and I suggest you anons get one.

>>149879585
Brysons caddie saw the thread where I told him to break his driver and it appears to have worked

Li is allergic to hitting relatively straight tee shots isn't he

>>149879587
Is this based or cringe, head cover Chad?

>>149879587
>le wacky headcover
what kind of beard wax do you use?

2025 British Open "PGA Tour Gay Agenda" Leaderboard

(Sponsored by LIV Golf’s Payouts & Your Dad’s Disappointment)

Scottie Shankfler (hits every fairway but still has the personality of wet cardboard)

Haotong "Winnie the Poo(h)" Li *(CCP-approved swing, social credit score +1000)*

Rory McChokeRoy (masters the art of the Sunday collapse since 2014)

Harris EngLOST (nice guy, zero clutch gene, probably cries to Coldplay)

Chris GotNoChub (random Korn Ferry gigachad who’ll vanish by 2026)

Matt Shitzpatrick (calculates ball trajectory in Excel while you fuck his wife)

Xander Schauff-Elite (Never Wins) *(silver medal merchant, king of the top-10)*

Rickie "Orange Jizz" Fowler (PGA’s designated twink, now in his flop era)

Rasmus Høj-GOD (or Høj-FRAUD) *(either wins by 5 or misses the cut, no in-between)*

Tyrrell "F-Bomb" Hatton (redder face than a British sunburn, putter throw champion)

Bryson DeChamblow *(1-yard drive, 0 social skills, 100% steroid-induced rage)*

-20 ?

>>149879618
Scottie and Li went for the same type of shot on there, Scottie just got luckier, bunker hell around that landing zone, i don't know why they don't shoot straight shots, but i'm sure there's a good reason

>>149879630
That's the most Florida thing I've ever seen in my life.

>>149879631
it was a gift from my sister after I made the JV team in high school.

>>149879648
>only JV
LOL this guy was never in the industry

>Scottie is boring
When did this meme start? When YouTube golfers started appearing? Guy's playing to win, not to entertain

>>149879630
I say it’s based.

uh oh the industry poser is here only thing that nigga industrialized is jerkin off punks under the boardwalk for $5 a man

>>149879660
anti-white agenda. tiger entertaining.....BECAUSE. Scottie le boring bcuz not rapping nigga man

scottiewinslol

Why did they run the fifth hole through the shire? There’s hobbit holes all around the course.

>that one poster who just quotes jokes from norm macdonald live
you're pretty gay desu

I didn’t even know he was sick!

>driver in the fairway
>irons pin high to the middle of the green
>ad nauseam
Keep chasing that bomb and gouge though, I'm sure you guys know better than scottie.

Fitzpatrick is done, will be lucky to finish under par

>>149879712
Turns out chipping with cacc hands in a bad idea

wonder how many years it will take for Scottie to get his US Open win

>7 shot lead
work looms, garn bed

>7 shot lead

>>149879777
the Irish are gonna be dead drunk by the end of this round

it's ogre

rooting for Gotterup for 2nd place. he wasn't even invited to this open until the Genesis Open last week, then he won that out of nowhere, now he's here and casually in the top out of nowhere again, pretty impressive run

B O R I N G S U N D A Y

*RECORD WATCH*
Scottie is 4 under away from tying The Open's "to par" record, 5 away to beat it. 14 holes left to play

Why is there sun in Ireland?

>>149879752
Probably at pebble in 27. Shinnecock is ripe for an out of nowhere winner

scottie is anally GAPING the field right now

>bro links golf is so tough bro. you americans will never understand how hard it is to play with this many bunkers
>winner likely at -20
You euros were right, americans could never master links golf

>winner doesn't gloat, create controversy or make juicy sound bites for the rabid sports media
>hurr durr he boring
yes I know there was the police incident but that was on the police being fucking retarded

>weather a complete non factor
>no wind
>barely any bunkers
>crowd completely out of it
is it fair to call this an asterisk open?

>>149879877
links courses are usually defended by wind, they've had mostly good weather over there making the course a lot easier than it should be

>>149879887
Should we move the open to the US until the brits can figure out how to run a real major? We can play at chambers, whistling straits, and kiawah to keep the links meme going

>>149879894
>usually
>should
Maybe they should design better courses that don't rely on randomness of the weather to be entertaining

Maybe some weather develops and wrecks the field for a dechadbro win. I’m talking golf ball sized hail

Bryson trying the Rory strategy of knocking himself out of contention early then posting a record round when it doesn’t matter

Desperately need the field to go low today to prevent a stolen valor top 5 for decuckbeau

Scottie be like “golf is stupid and I don’t even like it” then goes out and destroys this muni course lmao

>>149879877
Euro links difficulty is all about the dogshit weather they have 90% of the year. Besides Thursday it’s been extremely out of the ordinary for north Ireland.

oh my goodness scottie

>>149879918
>>149879934
Yeah you could teach these Brits how to build courses that only elite players like JJ Spaun have a chance of conquering.

>that putt
more like Futzpatrick

>Birdie
>Birdie
>Birdie
17 under, Scottie's on a mission. "Boring" is a weird way of saying he's too good

Imagine naming your country after the racist birds in a Disney movie lmao

>>149880003
>croatia
Do you even have golf courses over there?

Bryson is YOUR clubhouse leaders.
Scoots over there best not slip.

>ogre at 5
damn

>>149879951
bryson is dogshit

At least we can all agree that it’s a good thing Brian Harman is too short to win because nobody wants to see a thousand waggles. If I wanted to see that I’d hang out at the urinal like the industry guys do

>>149879997
>bro trust me bro you just need same rain bro
This is why links golf is a meme. It's barely a step above pitch and putts

Bryson dick riders please go back to youtube

>"normal" bri'ish weather would have stopped scottie

Bryson haters can go back to r/golf/

Why does the Irish whiskey god want Scottie to win so bad?

What would be considered a “ridiculous” winning margin?

Maybe this chinaman could putt better if he wasn’t squinting at everything

whats this chink doing on the golf course?

>>149880022
A few, but I also have all of Northern Italy, Slovenia, Austria, Hungary and Poland's courses within a couple hours of me.

>>149880116
A lot of people don’t know that all those bushes are really individual bonsai so there’s bound to be a few chongers around

>>149880116
Cucking rory

>>149880107
Double digits.

>>149880126
he's fully capable of doing that to himself

>euros be like “sure there’s golf in my country, mostly other countries though”

S C O T T I E
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>bro the greens and surrounding areas are so tough on links courses
>scottie up and down from an "impossible" spot
this shit is so boring. Might as well be watching the john deere classic

>>149880165
for me, it's watching old final rounds of the Masters on youtube

>>149880184
based I do this too. You ever watch the old Shell Wonderful World of Golf episodes?

If they really wanted to grow the game, there would be more par 3 courses

>>149880189
yep i am trying to find as many of those as i can. peak comfy watching

>>149880201
unironically

>>149880050
>being retarded on purpose
I know you’re trolling and a 37 handi but we can stop pretending that weather patterns and topography don’t heavily play into course design and difficulty of play.

>muh topography

why are there no indian golfers?

Gotterup for the Ryder cup team? Thumbs up or down

>>149880247
There’s at least two

>>149880248
down. he's had a good couple of weeks, that's it.

>>149880270
you'd rather have Morikawa?

I love the announcers keep stressing having to get used to the conditions like it takes a lot of acclimation to get used to a perfectly fine sunny day with hardly any wind lol

Scottie is collapsing.

>>149880247
can't scam your way through a country club

jesus, Scottie is infallible today

>>149880145
Goofball, if a Norwegian wants to golf they have to either build courses in Norway or get on a plane and make a vacation out of it every time they wanna tee up. So that's why there are quite a few courses in Norway.
If anyone here wants to play they drive an hour and have hundreds of courses to choose from.
Golf isn't particularly popular in any one country around here, but together there's a good amount of choice.
Even if there were no courses here I could play every day.

The only country that's lacking courses that you ought to worry about is Isreal.
All the money you sent them and there's only one course in the whole country.
Do better.

Scottie is ridiculous

>>149880247
bhatia

>>149880247
Playing on courses made of piles garbage and dead dogs with equipment made of human shit doesn’t translate well to the real thing

>>149880337
i'm thankful that my local muni is only 10 min away, 18 holes and really really well kept

only downside is the fucking winter

>>149880247
good morning sir

>SWL

Pretty exciting battle for second place.

This is it, the Scottie collapse is happening any second

at least Scottie is struggling to keep his pars atm, but with 7 stroke lead it doesn't help much, he needs to bogey and someone needs to step it up

Somebody is gonna need to do Westwoods back nine 29 from yesterday

>>149880420

2 more holes

>>149880337
>euro birdman is upset and feels seen
it’s okay, i forgive your desperation.

I hear Brooks Koepka keeps getting into pub fights after asking for a couple of ice cubes for his Guinness

It's over for Scottie.

it bleeds!

THE COLLAPSE BEGINS

IT'S HAPPENING

OH NO

Scottie lipping out like a black guy in a minefield

NOT LIKE THIS SCOTTIE BROS

scottie doesn't even care, it's only a game, all that matters is familia

Impossibru.jpg

Gotterup for the win, come on!

7 shot lead about to turn into 5, maybe even 4.

Xander can’t buy a putt man. Feels like every time they cut to him he’s barely missing a bird

SCOTTIE VAN DE VELDE

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Li is just out there arriving capitalist fat cats with his drives wtf

Li is brutally Chinese. Homies out there pissin in cokes for sure

>>149880635
goddammit getting real fuckin tired of this ai spellcheck shit

>>149880647
If ai is so smart it should know I’m not trying to say bigger 20 times a day

If he chokes this, suicide is the only option right?

Friendly reminder the only one home safe is Bryson.
Everybody else still has a chance to finish over par.
End of reminder.

>mickey mouse open
>literally who us open
>deshambles choke job PGA
>mccuckroy pity masters
what a terrible major year

christ, McIlroy has no ball touch today, it's all over the place, been like this all tournament tbqh, best he can do is -3 or -4 each day

>>149880689
You have a better chance of winning this tournament than Scottie has losing it.
In fact your aunt has a better chance of winning this tournament than Scottie has losing it.

SS is back

>rpry
what the fuck are you doing lol

scotty haters on suicide watch

>>149880807
seems he's feeling all the supporters on his shoulders rather than at his back, can't handle it

Where can I stream from

remember when rory was going to be the next tiger

>>149880842
computer

Surprisingly few DUIs for an Irishman trying to emulate a black guy

would be funny if Rory ends up losing to Bryson

>>149880842
When I want to find a new streaming service I go to 4plebs dot org and search 'stream' on /sp/ and then try a few different sites.

>>149880848
he's nowhere close, but he has the career grand slam, that puts him at the Olympus of golf no matter how many times he chokes and misses wins from now on

>>149880842
www.poorpeople.com

Le Schèffe gets his grand slam before he’s 30

>>149880885
Actually useful thanks

Mike Tirico said Scottie will bring the claret jug back home to Texas lol

>>149880921
Don't mention it.

a lot of people find Hatton's personality grating, but i like all the shit talking he does on the course, he always seems like a nice guy in interviews as well, hope he nabs one of these majors one day

Schauffele needs a new putter

>>149880926
This. Rigged.

Someone’s gotta do something to make second place interesting at least. Fuck. Scottie doubles and nobody capitalizes at all. Fuckin 80 guys sitting at -10 playing grab ass

Harris American

I like scottie

The British open should just be played at St Andrew's every year, prove me wrong
>protip: you cant

>>149881205
I agree

They should just play the British open at a real American course. Give it temporary embassy status or something

>>149881237
This guy fucks

Let’s go gotterup I’ll pocket a cool $200 if he squeezes it out

Add bonuses so if you birdie two holes in a row, you get an extra shot off your total

>>149881294
Maybe three in a row but two is too generous

>>149880468
I hear he's getting so drunk that he's heading into Ulster neighborhoods singing "Come Out Ye Black & Tans"

>>149881294
>not multiball

How about the cut leader and the 54 hole leader both get one mulligan on the day they have the honor. Alternatively, they can choose one hole to tee off from the front tee.

Last night while I was a drunk I went online and bought the odyssey giraffe beam putter
what do I think of it?

>>149880468
I hear he went around town buying up all the potatoes then he chucked them into the Atlantic

>>149881302
Ok three but if you bogey on the third you break the combo and gain an additional stroke

/f1/ anon here
Is /golf/ aware of He Muni?

>>149881329
lump of metal on a stick, same as any other putter

>>149881341

>>149881329
I bought a queen b on a whim then returned it then regretted returning it

>>149881358
My gf uses a queen b

>>149881336
>is /golf/ aware of my wife

>>149881381
it’s a nice smooth putter, ngl. I ended up not liking the honeycomb face

>>149881358
my wife's son uses a queen b
>>149881329
if your spending that much on a putter might as well just a scotty

Going to test out a new local sim spot with my gf later this afternoon

>>149881390
as much as i enjoy my yellow fever i prefer my golf waifus in a paler shade

Scotty chads post em

You ever wonder what mechanism the giant Rolex on the tee boxes uses?
Probably one of those wall mount Swatches underneath.

For me, it’s Fannie

My brother in law just sent me a snap of his wife's ass in the shower out of nowhere. They're coming over to hang out this afternoon. How should I handle this?

>>149881443
She's got those slappy tits you just wanna slap.

>>149881472
I can’t advise unless I’ve seen the ass in question

>>149881472
>brother in law wife's ass
You mean your sister's or your wife's ass?

My gf and I went on a golf trip last month :)

>>149881473
she has some nice natties that's for sure
>>149881472
roll tide

>>149881472
> brother in law just sent me a snap of his wife's ass
which would mean that’s your sister?

>>149881485
didn't screenshot. maybe I should've

>>149881494
>>149881501
wife's sister

>>149881513
>tfw no smooth swing gf

>>149879480 (OP)
What ever happened to Spieth?
I thought he was gonna be the GOAT 10 years ago

>>149881472
Cum trib and send back

>>149881523
That's not your brother in law that's your sister in law's husband.

>>149881443
>as much as i enjoy my yellow fever
Is there a cure?

My gf is an industry girl

>>149881553
In flyover land the family trees don’t have to fork

>>149881560
why would you want a cure, greatest disease there is

How do I get a golf gf?

>>149881553
>yugoslavia trying to be an authority on english
back to your rubble pile slobodan

>>149881596
be a rich accountant

>>149881596
Get ordinary gf and add leashed putting to your sexual escapades.

>links golf sponsored by Lincoln
lmao

>>149881596
join a golf club, find groups that aren't full, find grills with higher handicap than you, then join those groups and impress the golf grills with your amazing skills and invite them on a driving range date followed by dinner or whatever

>>149881596
look for girls on hinge with golf photos.

what's Rory's next putter, a broomstick or back to the good old blade?

fucking hell Gotterup mashes the shit out of those drives

>Harry """English"""
Tired of seeing this Jon Arbuckle-looking ass on my screen

>>149881601
If his dad isn't your father in law then he isn't your in law you fucking illiterate.

Good old NA boys cleaning up at the Open once again

>>149881703
third worlders btfo yet again

Why exactly are Europeans so obsessed with the ryder cup? they unironicay treat it like a major but most Americans don't really care

>>149881791
Yeah, great, somebody with a 10th grade education would have said my sister in law's husband instead of "my brother in law sent me pictures on his wife's ass"

>>149881899
nice cope. time to head back to the rust factory for your shift

>>149881661
He does seem to like to blame the putter every year or two and go back and forth. Has anyone ever switched to the broomstick for an extended period and then gone back to normal? Feels like it's a lifelong commitment once you go that route

>>149881899
>let me tell you how to speak your language
you don't see >us telling you how to speak whatever orcish language you shit out

god damn English, i want Gotterup on 2nd

save it for the ryder cup yeah

>british open

Harris English suffers from fuckfaceitis

Also, Sheffler is the Pete Sampras of golf. A terrific player, but an absolute charisma vacuum.

>>149882154
hes a white christian man its a shame neither he nor anyone else will never match tiger. this also applies to hamilton in f1. 2 white sports eternally btfo by darkies

>>149882133
Blame Sheffler's almost flawless weekend for that.

>>149882207
How about I blame everyone else for being shitters?

>it’s an anons attempt to prove he isn’t an incel backfires episode
finally some excitement

>>149882203
>hes a white christian man
So am I, but I still have a modicum of charm. Sheffler's pre-tournament rant reeked of ungrateful aloofness.

English has a nice weekender swing

The put the last fucker from the isles with charm on a box of cereal lol

>>149882203
Most of Hamilton's championship wins came at a time when none of the other teams could even remotely match Mercedes' car. He's a great driver yes, but he's not the goat of F1. That would be Schumacher or Senna.

>rory short sided
yeah, since puberty

>>149882270
yeah i know but tough shit, it would take years of literal miracles occurring for someone to match him on paper

Fitzpatrick gives pedo vibes. Even more so when he speaks. Weird freak

>>149882304
Him and Schumacher both have 7 championships

Rory looks so fucking lame

>>149882313
cope

>>149882320
He’s pretty jacked for a golfer ngl

>>149882333
He carries it very poorly. Mental midget energy

>>149882313
Google Tom Kite, he looks like an absolute weirdo

>>149882333
it's cringe though because he's a manlet

When ireland unites we'll never see this shitty course again. Honestly it should just be at St Andrews every year.

Did you guys know scottie sheffler is like totally the next tiger woods???

>>149882361
It annoys me that they insist on having it at links courses only. Wentworth would be an ideal location for The Open, but it's not by the sea.

>>149882354
Im small too anon :(

>>149882378
well it is set in stone now

>>149882402
That’s…kinda based

>>149882378

First time I am hearing this.

>>149882348
When he walks I have to look away from the screen, it's the cringiest thing in golf. Apparently he thinks he's really handsome too, his wife said that he constantly checks himself out in the mirror kek

why didn't they have this at royal county down instead of portrush, according to my 2 minute google search it's the best links course in the uk

I like rory

>>149882437

He has that annoying bouncy walk.

>>149882445
Because somethingsomethingRoryplaysatPortrushsomethingsomething

>>149882437
Qrd why there are hardly any handsome golfers?

>boomerstick
>so bad even the world no 1 hates it
ded '''''sport''''''''

>>149882493
seems to me there aren't any more or less "handsome" players in golf than there is in the general population

>>149882402
Tiger's gonna smash a vase when he sees that.

>>149882509
why, this is Scheffies 3/4, Woods did 4/4 in that time

>>149882522
or wait, maybe i'm wrong, did Woods do a repeat victory before he got the grand slam?

>>149882532
>did Woods do a repeat victory before he got the grand slam?
He did an actual slam, meaning all in same year, not career like Rory.
The post is just majors not about slams.

Rory would have to put up a Bryson round today (-9) to be even with Scheffler

>>149882557
ah ok, in any case i think his vases are safe

>Harris English
>Southern American

>>149882557
>He did an actual slam, meaning all in same year, not career like Rory.
no he didnt

>>149882557
he did the tiger slam, 4 in a row but different years

>>149882568
strike that, Bryson did -7, ended on -9 total

>>149881544
?

>>149882522
he didnt

>>149882578
I know he did the Slam, and I think he had majors before that year, but I don't know the order.
Wasn't implying the slam was his first 4 or anything.

>>149882619
He never won all 4 in the same year you retard

>>149882593
Tiger Slam is 4 majors plus Players.
5 total tournaments.
I think the Players was start of new year.

MY CHEF :) gets er done

Scottie's muh God and family shtick is getting so tired already. We get it man you love you wife and kid, don't need to hear it every second while you look like you're contemplating suicide on the golf course

i hope someone asks Scheffie "what's for dinner" exactly 2 minutes after his ball goes in

Right lads, see you in April for The Masters.

>>149882659
Sounds like jealousy bub, go out and get a wife :)

>>149882617
Wtf happened during june to aug?

>>149882634
Sorry to offend you boomer, I thought it was the Players that was outside the calendar year.
My bad.

dogshit course and dogshit tournament

based Scottie

>>149882678
it's really funny how hard the gatekeeping announcers defend it.

Given the fact that Scheffler doesn’t care about Golf victories, do you think he would trade them for a proper hairline?

>>149882674
>keep insisting you were correct
>tell you that was wrong
>still insist you are right
>cry like a bitch
wtf is wrong with you

>>149882659
Literally no reason to hate on him for that. Unless you’re brown of course

>>149882678
The US took golf and perfected it just like everything else. The Players is the real 4th major at this point

>>149882678
the open is always dogshit, its a tradition like any other

>>149882705
he can easily buy one

>>149882711
it's pretty annoying to have the announcers always talk about it. just give me no sound at all vs. constant updates of his kid shitting all over their vacation house porch.

3 "big ones" left? ryder, fedex cup and race to dubai?

Scottiebros, we're witnessing greatness, all that's left is the US Open

>>149882705
he has a wife, a kid and is successful, he doesn't need the peacock feathers

>>149882659
After that presser it's clear that he doesn't just LOOK like he's contemplating suicide on the course, he actually is

why isn't the PGA Championship at the end of the year when the PGA season is finishing.....

>so where are we eating dinner?

>>149882711
It just gets annoying how it becomes his entire persona and all he or the announcers want to talk about. It's great you love God and your family but I'm just a golf fan and would rather hear him talk golf instead of constantly going on about how little he actually cares about golf

>>149882753

You mean the kid that looks nothing like him?

>>149882705
He can just buy one

>>149882763
>I'm thinkin' Mickey D's, baby

>>149882776
wew, you really are a seething brownoid

>>149881205
once it goes to Ireland it will end up being played all over Europe, as with the Ryder Cup the jist of no open in Europe will seen foreign as pressure from the ME beckons. Le Tradition will wane as they either move to more opens being introduced or having "The Open" simply be another big money venue.

>>149882776
You dont have to watch interviews

>>149882789
it took 4 days but finally a good yank post

>>149882760
It used to be, but then they changed it since they didn’t want to be so close to the FedEx and Ryder cups

>>149882798
I'm whiter than you'll ever be and a 3 handicap you little bitch. You wouldn't be allowed within 100 yards of the parking lot of my club

>>149882817

Post bag.

>gives a press conference to say he doesn't give a shit about winning
>wins easily
>goes to dinner

pretty based

>>149882798
what's up with the fetishization of other peoples' families? fuckin' weirdo.

>>149882817
I've been in the industry for 50x longer than you've been able to speak English, shitskin

>>149882829
Makes golftards cry i love it

>>149882835
Shitting your pants because a guys loves his family is the weird thing, brown boy

Scottiewinslol

why is the PGA always in the US?

>>149882829
nooooooo why is he talking about his family and God make him stop nooooooooo

>>149882863
Because America is the best at golf

>>149882863
Because it’s hosted by the PGA of America…..

>>149882826
Problem?

>>149882886

Also they suck a geography since it isn’t exclusively played in the USA.

>>149882863
That's really the issue, it should really be in Asia or Australia or alternate between the two. They basically just abandoned those markets to 54 unless Hideki wins a major to pull them back in

how warm does scottie like his night time milk?

>>149882902
lawn looks like absolute shit

>>149882902

>a fucking ball retriever

lmao must suck to be you. Enjoy your 90+ rounds

>>149882863
Same reason your posting on an American werbsite on the American internet speaking American

>>149882913
98.6 degrees straight from the source obviously

>>149882924
judging by the state of his deck, dead grass, and cheap 12 gauge, he cannot afford to lose his pinnacle distance balls or else be confronted with financial ruin

White man marches on.

It took until seeing Scottie up by 28 strokes this morning to realize my biggest gripe about links is you don't get to even dream of a guy losing a decent lead because there's no water or trees or anything to fuck them up. Maybe you'll get a double bogey but that's it

The Norwood reaper has come for Rory

>look at my wife and kid I love my wife and kid and God did you know I have a wife and kid that I love??
Get it a rest and go fuck a cocktail waitress, man

>>149882577
US is English clay (even the non 13 colonies), congrats to to the English winner of the 2025 British Open and no....no this isn't pure cope at all

Scottie is based. Stays locked in, family man, going bald, living the best life.

>>149882577
English is actually an Irish name lol

>muh best golfer since Tiger
Wake me up when he ties Brooks Koepka in Majors

speef and phil are never gonna get the slam are they

>>149883071

>>149882644
Tiger slam is being the only guy to ever hold all the major titles at once.
2000 US open/Open/PGA then 2001 Masters.

Players has nothing to do with it. Bonus.

>sky sports absolutely flabbergasted that scottie meant what he said
are euros ok?

>>149883071
He's starting to look like Daniel Kinahan

>>149882925
>American website
>Owned by a Japanese man

>>149883264
What if they are the same person and Kinahan uses his disguise as a world class golfer to run a global drug trafficking empire?

>>149883254
Sky Sports is a terrible broadcaster these days, and it's full of melodramatic blowhards

Well done to Sheffler, the robot

>>149883297
Japan is American territory

Reminder he mind broke Rahm not once, but twice, and the rest of the Euros in The Open.

I get the criticism that he’s boring but if you actually like golf you can’t not be impressed with Scottie.

Homie just hits fairways, hits greens, and makes putts. No meme ass bomb and gouge. No fucked up putting routine or style. He’s just good. Guys like Tiger and Phil were exciting because of their creativity and clutch moments they put themselves in by fucking up earlier shots. Scottie’s control and discipline is insane. He never needs to get creative or flashy which is just as impressive albeit not as fun to watch.

>>149882659
>>149882705
>>149882758
Why does he hate golf so much bros?
Is it boring to win all the time?
Or was he groomed into doing it like the Asians do to their kids, and burned out?

>>149882902
Yo fertilize your lawn wtf

Tiger = Federer
Mickelson = Nadal
Scottie = Djokovic

>>149883673
Comparing tennis tournaments to golf tournaments is insulting to golf.

who /kai/ here?

>>149883520
>Homie
yanks go out of their way to make you stop reading their posts

>>149883751
she's cute, a bit young for me, which ones are the parents?

>>149882849
your obsession with "brown" tells me all I need to know. You are one.

this would’ve been sick without Scottie

>>149883351
Loved Scottie's acceptance speech that'll have you seething for a full year.

>I'd like to thank...
<checks notes>
>...the town of Royal Portrush for being great. Just great.

>>149883673

Tennis is for poor (brown) people. Don’t ever mention it here again.

>>149884151
tennis is much more of a rich people sport than golf

>>149882902
>shotgun in the bag
lmao too cringe

Brandel is putting some serious glaze on Scootie rn

Do you have to carry when you play golf in the US? How often do you come across a bear or a puma on the course?

>>149884151
>>149884255
You're missing the point, golf tournaments are 100X tougher than any other sport.
The big 3 are good at tennis, that goes without saying but just being a little better than most of the others is a huge advantage due to draw structure.
The reason so many tennis finals were 2 of the big 3 facing each other is cause they didn't play each other until the final. And their opponents on the way to the final were way inferior.

Meanwhile in golf you're always facing the best player in the field.
In R1 of a tennis tourney you need to be better than your opponent while playing the exact same weather conditions, using the same balls, etc.
In golf the wind on the hole you're playing could be way worse than the holes Rory or Scottie are playing at that same time.
Your lie could be way worse. You're playing a different course but trying to shoot an as good or better score compared to the greatest to ever play, not some ATP 346 ranked player.
That's why domination is so rare and what Scheffler is doing is so impressive.
Tournament tennis is child's play compared to golf.

>>149884502
Never heard of that happening but there are gators chilling out during PGA events all the time. They mostly just wanna be left alone and come out to enjoy the sun though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W12yl2jFINM

>>149885651
thankfully mostly only flies and mosquitos in Norway. some adders here and there, but not lethal to humans

>>149884506
imagine a rory scottie final pairing every week
yuck

What was the big deal about this course again?

>>149885651
rip turtle

>>149884506
Golf is easier since you aren't directly playing against other people. Scottie isn't physically dominating other players out there. You probably wont even run into him at all.

Can we keep this thread going until the masters next year please? I like talking about GOLF

How long will it be before a sponsor pays someone enough to legally change their name? I bet Scottie could get $500M right now to formally change his name to "Yummy Tacobell" or something.

>>149887041
I like to think they were friends and he was just pulling him out of the fairway for his protection

>>149888015
Im surprised we haven't really seen this in any sport.

>>149880337
>>149880367
When does your golfing license expire?

>>149880887
Scottie's gonna do it next year and he doesn't even care about golf. Euros BTFO

3 of the 4 next majors are won by Rory or Scottie

>>149880848
switching clubs did him in

I bet I could fuck Rory's wife if I ever found myself with the opportunity. Any euro, really. Except Fleetwood, I have my limits

Fleetwood seems like the guy to have an asian wife

Croatia is the most annoying poster on this entire board

maybe he's depressed

If I had a caddie, I'd shoot 65 regularly like these guys do

>>149888423
He's correct about tennis at least. Competing against every other player in the field simultaneously in golf means that you're almost certainly going to have to beat somebody's 99th percentile performance to win, it requires a different level of perfection compared to tennis where you probably only have to beat one of the top players once or twice, you can catch guys on off days or have your top competition lose to underdogs along the way. It's why there are multiple tennis players with over 20 majors and none in golf

Croat knows his stuff but hes clearly autistic
I appreciate his posts

>>149888145
Well Rory's washed so congrats to Scotty for completing the Tiger Slam++, I guess?

>>149888552
>It's why there are multiple tennis players with over 20 majors and none in golf
That's a recent phenomenon though. Prior to the Big 3 it was Sampras leading the pack at 14, and prior to that it was Borg with 11. No one else had 10. So it was two guys with 10 or more majors, similar to golf which had three such people, but two in the modern era (Tiger and Jack). Making all of the surfaces play similarly fucked it up because the best baseline players automatically became the favorites at every major.

>>149888552
Tennis is homosexual and I don't care about it.
>>149888552
>>149888597
His favorite player is named Thriston. He should stick to disc golf.

>>149888691
whos your fav player?

Played sim golf with my gf tonight

>>149889020
Scottie Scheffler. You may have heard of him?

>>149888552
Golf is definitely more "difficult" because it's impossible to hit perfect pin-point accurate shots every time. There is a lot more luck involved compared to tennis which is way more physical and the format is obviously completely different.

>>149889056
>luck

>>149888661
Rory was quality for day 2 and 3 of this Open
He'll win again and soon

>>149888145
kino

>>149889117
>t. Rory throaters for the past 14 years
No, winning 1(ONE) major in that timeline does not count

>>149889148
Nah I think hes a whiny little bitch and I'm glad he got exposed when the LIV drama was habbening.
But he also looked a level about on round 3. He has a new fire to him now.
I think he'd do better at a major outside of Europe as the crowd was a bit too much at The Open

>>149889163
looked a level above**

>>149888680
That's a fair point, although Id also consider that tennis careers are generally shorter than golf careers
>>149889056
I dont think "luck" has much to do with it. There are elements of "luck" (or things that a player doesnt completely control) in every sport. Athletes are humans, they're not perfect. There is always a statistical dispersion around any action in sports, whether it's a golf shot or a tennis serve or a baseball pitch, or literally anything else you could think of, the outcome is not completely in the players control. That's a fundamental part of what makes sports interesting, it's not at all unique to golf.

>>149889207
Golfers do not have direct influence over another golfer unless they're paired together either. Tennis is a straight up head to head match up where one person has to win. In golf, most of the guys are just slapping it around for four days with zero hopes of actually winning.

>>149889245
thats true that lack of direct influence is a relatively unique aspect of golf, but it's not really relevant to the difficulty of winning. golfers have to compete with the scores of all the best players in the world simultaneously, which means that at least one of them is almost guaranteed to have an outlier performance that you're gonna have to beat to win. You cant just dismiss the less than elite players either, we've seen guys like hotel clark, harman, jj spaun put together great weeks and win majors recently.

>>149889373
I think to win you need two 99th percentile days, and the other two just not be terrible
going a couple under par each round just isn't enough

>>149889373
>You cant just dismiss the less than elite players either, we've seen guys like hotel clark, harman, jj spaun put together great weeks and win majors recently.
yeah golf has a lot of luck involved

>>149889548
yeah unless you're significantly better than everyone else (like Scotty seems to be right now) it takes an exceptional four rounds to win. There's basically no room for error, no scraping by the 28 seed with your C- game round 1 and going on to win
>>149889601
again, every sport involves "luck." Golf is just better at capturing those outlier performances and forcing the winner to truly be the one that played the best over four days

>>149889664
>again, every sport involves "luck.
To an extent. Golf requires way more luck though since even Scottie doesn't dominate every tournament he plays in. Meanwhile in tennis Alcaraz or Sinner will beat any other player 10/10 times.

>>149889098
There's definitely luck involved. Like striping a drive down the middle, hitting a pinecone, and having it go straight right into the trees, leaving me with a punch ou,t whereas my playing partners who hit their drives into the rough still had shots at the green.

>scheffler only has 4 majors
cazzie here. why are people talking about him like he's Lebron or something?

Always sad to see a /golf/ thread die after a major :(

>>149903573
it is the way

>>149903573
we post in the industry discord

>>149895064
Do not compare Scottie to that racist.

>>149908143
Scottie is more black than prime Tiger was

Anyone win the Masters ticket lottery?

There's always next time...

>>149879480 (OP)
golf a shit