Thread 149879936

Literally who is this lad?
Am i suppose to pretend he is worth £100M?
Why is Liverpool buying these shitters?

>>149879936 (OP)
No refunds, I'm afraid

>>149879936 (OP)
this...this was a misstep

he's played for a club bigger than Pool before ...

>>149879936 (OP)
he was PSG reject i remember teams didnt even want to put 15m for him

>>149880034
Stade Reims?

>>149879936 (OP)
>try to force newcastle to sell isak by troll bidding for ekitike
>accidentally buy him
top kek

going to be France's world cup striker now

Marmoushbaby

this is gonna be nunez all over again isn't it

>>149879936 (OP)
>bundesliga attacker

I've seen this one before

>>149880753
haaland?

>>149879936 (OP)
Egyptian Kolo Muani

ehm its actually £78m. But never mind. Pay up.

>>149881872
You forgot the tax + tip goyim

Money laundering

>>149880753
You sure did:
>on the PL's top scorers list last season, 2nd, 3rd, and 8th place were former Bundesliga players
>half of the PL top scorers of the past 10 years came from the Bundesliga

>>149880057
>newcastle's transfer window
>rejected by joao pedro
>rejected by rory delap's son
>rejected by mbuemo
>rejected by rkitike
>isak wants out
oilmoneybros...

>>149879936 (OP)
Is it pronounced Ecky-Ticky?

>>149880753
Isak?

Klopp vs Slut

One built, the other is destroying.

>>149883159
More like ecky-teekay

>>149884295
More like ecky-teekeine refund

>>149882235
Any of them ethnically German?

>>149880753
Keegan?

>>149883116
We've literally only ever put in for Elanga and Trafford...

>>149884386
No

Flopped at PSG

>>149883116
I have seen people saying that while Newcastle keep missing out on targets, they're actual identification is very good.

>>149886988
That's true tbf, they have a better talent ID than even Liverpool/City/Bayern etc. but seem not to be able to conclude deals lately. Their sporting director did leave on like day 1 of the window for some reason

>>149884472
What about ethically German?

Today is his 23rd birthday and he had 33 goal contributions for Frankfurt last season

Rayan Cherki, Lyon
>Man City just signed

Hugo Ekitiké, 22, Eintracht Frankfurt
>Many readers will already be familiar with Ekitiké.
>He lost Harwood-Bellis with a curved run, for his first goal, which he dinked smartly over Beadle. His second goal was particularly smart. With the ball on the right wing, he positioned himself on Egan-Riley’s blind side, on the opposite flank. With space between Egan-Riley and Harwood-Bellis, he ran into the gap and flicked it beyond Beadle — another demonstration of his instinctive feel for space and ability to get shots off close to goal.
>His third goal, another from the edge of the six-yard-box, was a tap-in, but only a fool would sniff at a player with such a smart sense of how to attack space and operate in the areas that defenders cannot cover.

Maghnes Akliouche, Monaco
>Truthfully, any of Akliouche, Enzo Millot or Lucien Agoumé could have been picked out as ones to watch in the France midfield.

>>149880034
There's only one club bigger than Liverpool and it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wkL8fqxM74

>>149886988
>they're
You see saar, there's three kinds of "there". There's "there", t-h-e-r-e: "There are the doughnuts". Then there's "their", t-h-e-i-r, which is the possessive: "It is their doughnut". Then finally there's "they're", t-h-e-y-apostrophe-r-e. A contraction meaning: "They're...they're the doughnut people". Got it?

>>149883902
Fortunately for him he barely played and saved his career by going to Spain while he was still young. Meanwhile you have the likes of Werner, Havertz, Sancho, Nkunku, Kolo Muani, Jovic, Fulkrug, Bobo, Andre Silva all doing great in the bundesliga and flopping hard elsewhere. Even Haaland only turns up against the relegation teams.

>>149889719
>Claudia and the mystery of the secret passage
The back one or the front one

>>149879936 (OP)
>Am i suppose to pretend he is worth £100M?
Since that's nowhere near what they actually paid; yes, if you're an ABL.

>>149879936 (OP)
MONSTER numbers right here lad, scary times ahead

>>149891989
Just like Marmoush. Enough to succeed in the Premier Shitga.

>>149884295
>kay
no, this is how angl*s pronounce it

>>149879936 (OP)
What's with these random mutts worth 100M nowadays.
I never even heard of most of them, and they all turn out to be frauds in the end.

>>149892120
I don't know what your point is

>>149890579
Son? Dzeko? Aubemeyang?

>paying more than £15m for french ngubus
Wenger would be rolling in his grave (if he wasn't still alive).

>>149879936 (OP)
The black Wout Weghorst

>>149896191
>Dzeko

10 goals a season playing for best team in the league, another flop actually but overlooked because City have unlimited money and no one cares about them.

ABLs are NOT handling this summer well, not one bit!

>>149880034
Yeah he played for Vejle Boldklub where he total fucking shit

Reality often lags behind the hype.

>>149879936 (OP)
The Eternal Kraut strikes again

>>149879936 (OP)
Premier League :
> A tall striker, we have to buy him !

>The french Rayan Babel
>The second coming of David N'Gog

>>149901135
Quite literally yes, unfortunately most continentals are too physically weak for our league so we can only cherry pick the biggest

>>149887026
The exec level seems a bit chaotic desu, not sure what's going on there. They need some stability.

>>149884351
Don't the Dutch call it tikkie?

>>149894540
Don't know what we got gravenberch for but he was worth it. TAA on the other hand won't be worth his wages at RM, total shitter.

>>149902144
lol