Thread 149880006

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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
202

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
10 year anniversary of Jules Bianchi's death
Honda repeats (or was that Ford?): without electrification, Honda's out of Formula 1
Pato O'Ward has dismissed rumours linking him to a 2026 Cadillac Formula 1 seat
Cadillac shortlist: Mick, Bottas, Perez, Drugo, Vesti, Lindblad + Herta
Carlos Sainz: Williams rebuild has brought 'highest workload' of F1 career
Aston Martin developing 2026 F1 car faster than ever with Adrian Newey’s input
Max Verstappen "more likely to stay" at Red Bull after Christian Horner exit - Martin Brundle
Martin Brundle backs Laurent Mekies at Red Bull in Andrea Stella and James Vowles comparison
Mick Schumacher details Cadillac F1 talks: "Very positive so far"
Ralf Schumacher still a gay

early gimi

good afternoon recharging lads

AMD AMX

gimi

>>149880006 (OP)
>Vesti
old man

gimi

>>149880065
Freddy! Vesti was a 22-year-old man here
supposedly

>>149880164
Tsunoda 4st also.
Still his best finish to a grand pricks ever, even with his promotion to the red bull team.

reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points

>>149880006 (OP)
>10 year anniversary of Jules Bianchi's death
How long are we going to keep the celebration going on, anons? Isn't it time for some new headline news?

>loyal trad-wife childless gf says she missed her period
>PC boots to black screen
Don't get cocky kid.
In the world of F1 you can go from Hero to Zero overnight.
At their peak no one could've foreseen Max & Lewis fading into obscurity like they are now. Turns out one of the side effects of her new bipolar meds is hormonal changes and it caused her to miss her period because bitch is psycho. Had me freaking out for no reason.

who would be the drivers? and the team principal?

>red bull is defeated as globohomos wanted because le evil one team domination killing the sport
>somehow racing is not improved, not a single memorable race this season
>people talk all the time about 2026 regs

gimi

>>149880025
LEO
E
O

>>149880006 (OP)
>>149880025
based x2

>>149880296
a year

>>149880318
>At their peak no one could've foreseen Max & Lewis fading into obscurity like they are now.
Everyone who knew anything about the sport knew that Sir Lewis would be nowhere near the top once he wasn't in an utterly dominant car.

>>149880429
>>149880446
thanks

>>149880318
>Turns out one of the side effects of her new bipolar meds is hormonal changes and it caused her to miss her period because bitch is psycho. Had me freaking out for no reason
break up with her dumbass, its not too late yet

>>149880519
I love you Leo
I am astrological Leo

leo dood wat nou

>>149880318
>Lewis
Everyone knew he was shit and Mid tier at best. The only reason I watched the last two years is to see Lewis break. He's too egotistical to call it quites and end on a high note. Max is still good. He far out performs every team mate and pulls performance out of his ass on the regular. He has a few years left of peak performance and more than that if he gets a good ride.

>>149880576
me too!
happy birthday soon friend

GOAT race from 78 onwards lads? Got some time to kill

>>149880701
Any wet Monaco race is fun.

>>149880701
Silverstone '87 for are Nige
or Hockenheim of the same year to see turbos shitting themselves

I texted a mentally ill girl to stop calling me because I dont have the energy for her calls and she is always in crazy situations when she calls and she was hurt and I feel bad :(

>>149880811
That's no way to treat your mother

girls, mentally ill or not, are off-topic

>>149880829
>fia presents F1Academy

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149880701
San Marino 1994

>>149880865
I wish it was aired. Why the fuck won't the FIA air it? It's fucking epic when they go like 7-wide into a first corner.
It's like NASCAR.

>>149880829
Then why did you post 13 of them?

Reminder that Verstappen contributed to Vettel losing 2017 and 2018 by getting in the way at Singapore and divebombing him in China.

>>149880893
Its on youtube. You might have to vpn to muttland to see it though. https://www.youtube.com/@f1academy/streams

>>149880907
Sounds like a skill issue by Vettel

>>149880829
Brutal mogging by Yuki

>>149880929
BASED
>watch 5 seconds of the Canada race
>literally knocking each other out in the first SECTOR
My sides. I'm fucking suffocating. GOD I MISSED THIS.

>>149880907
As a matter of fact, Verstappen crashed into Vettel on at least 3 separate occasions in 2018 costing him valuable points in Texas and Japan as well.

>>149880961
F1 Academy shitshow > F1 slurpfest

>>149880998
OHOHOHO
AHAHAH
THIS IS RACECRAFT
I really want foids in F1. I really fucking do. PUT THEM IN BERNIE!

>>149880983
and that's a good thing

calm down

>>149881016
How is that a good thing for anyone other than Hamilton and Toto?

I can't fucking hold it in guys. My head is fucking blue, they go like 2x2 wide into a turn and of course they crash. Fucking hell, this is a literal meme. I'm dying, call an ambulance. They raced A SINGLE LAP.

>>149881042
it's a good thing because I don't like Vettel.
simple as.

>>149880318
>tradwife
>bipolar
I'm not sure about that one chief

>>149881083
>wanting m*rcedes, t*rger, h*milton to win
disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/live/DqArF_jWoQo?si=nysb05jZ3PtJgkcA&t=1733
THE MOTHER FUCKING RACECRAFT
XDDDD
JUST BOOM
XDDDDD

>>149881111
It's not about wanting them to win, it's about having that eco terrorist to lose

>>149881010
Scrap the sprinklers idea, just sprinkle a few girls on the grid

>>149881155
She pulled a Lando

>>149881111
I despise them both equally but at the end of the day it was the VWL era that made my dad stop watching F1 with me whenever we remembered it was on
>>149881162
also this

>>149881165
PUT THEM IN
MAKE AT LEAST 20% OF THE GRID FOID AT EVERY GIVEN TIME

>>149881155
checked, also
https://youtu.be/DqArF_jWoQo

>next womyn crash derby in 40 days
pain.

>>149881187
they run the world, what did you expect?

>>149881162
>>149881178
still, *wl was way worse

>>149880929
Kubica is looking hot

>>149880484
underrated

>>149881264
Ugly hag

>>149881252
*alain prost

>>149880664
Based Dutch nigga

>>149881187
>le plebbit the frog faec
i agree though

>>149881225
whatever, we were already seething at Germans enough back in 2010.

>>149881264
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>149881252
i'd say to the fella that >would
>ieder zijn meug

>>149881264
She could tug on my balls if you know what I mean

WHERE THE JIGS AT?
I WANNA CLICK

>>149881264
Terrible form throughout

so apparently Kym Illman fucked some Spanish rally whore and it's causing a bit of a "stir".

>>149881421
to the fella that >would not, i'd say, you have to
>tegen heug en meug
anyway that rhyms

>>149881264
>>149881509
>Terrible form throughout
What’s wrong with her form?

>>149881606
watermarked pics or it didn't happen

>>149881606
No one fucked that creep

>>149880907
can you imagine? because of it Vettel lost in a worse car with bigger points margin?

>>149881606
why can't I get a spanish rally whore

george russel to drive lamboghini after getting the boot by toto.

>>149881653
have you tried hanging around them a lot under the pretext of it being your job

>>149881635
Is the character who loses the bet to Brad Pitt in the F1 movie based off of him?

>>149880811
Then apologize.
Thell her the truth. You didn't mean to hurt her and that you're just busy/tired all the time so it's hard for you to be there for her

>>149881670
great idea, I should start that
I do own an old midgrade nikon

rain in 5

>>149881676
No idea, ain't ever gonna bother watching that movie.

>>149881264
SEX

bullied wiener

>>149881264
I would give her an autograph on her forehead if you know what I mean ;)

>>149881725
There are other sports btw.

>>149881731
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

I don't care about female racing drivers.
I don't care about the dogs of F1 drivers.

>>149882073
i care

>>149882073
but you do care about horny men. curious

>>149880006 (OP)
>Honda repeats (or was that Ford?): without electrification, Honda's out of Formula 1
it was honda.
In one of his latest videos on his own youtube channel, sam collins bills honda as an engine company first and foremost and if you think that way, a lot of their bs starts to make sense, and why they are pushing for all the latest engine tech in every championship where they are present with a full factory backing

>>149880958
Pierre is the only one in that picture who knows how to dress

>>149882073
"99 problems but a bitch aint one"

>>149881345
>whatever, we were already seething at Germans enough back in 2010.
Just because we won the Eurovision Song Contest? Harsh!

>>149881951
>There are other sports btw.
Like Chess and Snooker?

>>149882179
>not sleazecore Hulk

Do you have screams like this in f1?
https://youtu.be/-A3aSkM3BcU

Why would the FIA invent DRS because of Alonso not being able to overtake Petrov? What if Alonso lost the WDC a year later because he was overtaken by someone using DRS?

>>149882436
DRS was introduced to manufacture overtakes, because more overtakes = more spectacle and more spectacle = more American viewers.

RΕΜΙΝDΕR HAMILTON IS JUST A SUBHUMAN MANLET NΙGGER WHO GOT SPOON FED BY FIA ALLOWING MERCEDES TO USE AN ILLEGAL CAR ALL THESE YEARS JUST TO BRING THE WOKE PEOPLE INTO THE SPORT (THE STUPID UGLY NΙGGER STILL LOST 2 CHAMPIONSHIPS TO LITERAL NOBODIES… KEK).
NO MATTER THE MONEY OR THE FAME HAMILTON WILL ALWAYS BE AN ANIMAL WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX, THAT’S WHY HE ALWAYS TALKS AND CRIES ABOUT THE ABUSE HE RECEIVED WHEN HE WAS A NIGLET (THAT BROKE THE ΝΙGGER, MADE HIM SUICIDAL AND WAS FULLY DESERVED !!!)
LOOK AT THAT UGLY NΙGGER... FLAT NOSED, PROTRUDING LIPS, NO FRONTAL LOBE, BALD MONKEY LOOKING MANLET NΙGGER.
THAT NΙGGER WILL BE FORGOTTEN THE NEXT SECOND HE RETIRES, HE NEVER GOT RESPECT AND NEVER WILL BY REAL F1 FANS. LOOK AT HIS FANS, ΝΙGGERS, SHITSKINS FROM 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES, TRANNIES, FAGGOTS, KEKS, women AND UGLY FAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE THAT PIGLOOKING DISMORPHIC JEW (IT NEVER HAPPENED, THEY DESERVED IT, IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN) TED KRAVITS OR LIKE THAT ANATOMICAL DISGRACE MOTOGP REPORTER SIMON PATTERSON WHO MARRIED A BURN VICTIM MADDY SCORDIA THAT LOOKS LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER…. DISGUSTING AND REPULSIVE.
THE ONLY THING HAMILTON WILL HAVE AFTER HIS RETIREMENT IS THE NΙGGER IN THE MIRROR REMINDING HIM HE IS A WORTHLESS ΜΟΝΚΕΥ NΙGGER AND EVERY TIME HE TAKES A SHIT HE WILL BE REMINDED THAT HE HAS THE COLOUR OF SHIT. ONCE THE NΙGGER SUICIDES REAL F1 FANS ARE GOING TO TURN HIS GRAVE INTO AN INDIAN SHITTING FIELD AS A FITTING TRIBUTE TO HIS FRAUD CAREER.
THE UGLY NO FRONTAL LOBE BALD ANIMAL LOOKING NΙGGER HAMILTON WILL NEVER… WIN… ANYTHING… EVER… AGAIN !!!!!
2021 BROKE THE ANIMAL LOOKING NΙGGER !!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE MAX !!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-8sTGEIOB4
Has F1 ever made you cry?

>>149882528
based, but you'll get a fine

I just know everyone is absolutely shitting their pants at the thought of Max driving for a dominant Merc

>>149881606
>>149881635
>>149881664
Didn't he have a rich wife?
>wheres WAGLAD when we need him the most

>>149882797
Fat Zak knows something

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>149882983
IS HAMMY NARB?

>>149883004
he is CAUS

>>149881725
I thought this was summer break

>help buck break delulu
>finish second in WDC
>win multiple WCC
>get paid millions for taking a sabbatical and spending more time with your family (and multiple mistresses)
>return with Cadillac
Checo bros we can't stop wining

>>149880701
Monaco 96.

>>149883382
>return with Cadillac
How is that supposed to be a good thing?

>>149883382
if he loses to Mick he will be the joke of 2026 (right along with Max who will get exposed by Russell)

i have no contract :'(

>>149883382
high test bros we cant stop winning

>>149883429
>Mick
Let it go Ralf, surname is a shitter and isn't coming back

edd

Toto Wolff - Africa

>>149883429
>migg

>>149880829
Somebody PLEASE look after Hadjar... Dude does NOT want Icon's hand on his shoulder

Oh c'mon, would Toto really fire Antonelli? Would he get the Schumi treatment?

>>149879930
He's brown, he has the pass.

>>149880829
>Twinkman wearing a polo under a jacket
Tasteless.

>>149883693
>She doesn't know that we can see her nipples
How embarrassing

gayboy

>>149883757
Alpain will have merc engines next year.
They will bow to Torgers demands.
Antonellia will be loaned out to Alpain.

You heard it here first

>>149883693
I look like this

>>149883792
Literally has the most qt3.14tootie gf on the grid that isn't some highborn slut or some literal tranny.
>>149883804
AMX won't ever be a 2nd driver. But neither will be Jeorj.

>>149883817
and i mog you because i look like this >>149883804

Why is day drinking frowned upon? It's terribly underrated. Is it because people are idiots?

>>149883804
m8 I said that two days ago

>>149883834
ps3's whore clearly has bpd and therefore is trash. simple as

>>149883873
Yeah but I didn't hear it then

>>149883882
Can we see your gf? :^)

>>149883851
Tolerancelets can't handle it.
It's just crab mentality
>>149883873
Must've missed apologies m8.

its race week

>>149883851
day drinking can lend to being pissed. being pissed tends to impair performance in certain fields

>>149883926
Nope. The race does not take place in Australia.

>>149883893
Not doxxing myself, but if you aren't in the know on how to spot bpd women I feel bad for you.

>>149883947
Sure, sure BPD Columbo.

Must be really cold up there

>>149883936
only my perspective matters so its race week

*buys*

goodnight

>>149883892
:(

>>149881606
who? the one that won, or did very well, dakar last year?

>>149884003
bit early

>>149883977
from my point of view the Tifosi are evil

>tfw pro Chess players are calling your sport boring
>F1 branded "most boring sport imaginable" by five-time Chess champion
>https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-branded-the-most-boring-sport-imaginable-by-five-time-chess-champion/10727927/
bruh

>>149884025
>Kym Illman fucked Carlos Sainz Sr.
woah...

https://jigex.com/4HwGn
>https://jigex.com/4HwGn
https://jigex.com/4HwGn

>>149884042
If Stenshorne makes it to F1 he'll be front row in his garage during his rookie year

>>149884045
nooooo, i dont know shit about rally, but i remember seeing that a girl did very well, maybe it was this year, i dont know
and litos padre would have been the active

>>149884042
>mrw

>>149881264
seriously sophia, just start doing porn right now

>>149884042
>Magnus Carlsen argues "people watch F1 because of the personalities and marketing"
Kek. This is coming from the man most responsible for the commercialization of Chess and his own cult of personality.

>>149884042
carlsen was a reddit atheist in his youth and he likes usher. he's good at chess, but a pleb through and through apart from that

the only chess player i know is beth harmon

>>149884139
>he likes usher
The Edgar Allan Poe novel or the guy who shows you your seat in a theater?

>>149884167
Yeah

>>149884042
But what he's describing is Nascar

>>149884119
maybe he should focus a bit more on his chess, maybe that way he will stop losing to INDIANS ajajajjaja

>>149884042
seething about Hauger

narb a shit

yall are stoopid

>>149884042
Magnus is the great Satan of chess.

Remainder that you should support pic related. Dude is in charge of dismantling the chess mafia of the world. He’s our guy.

>>149884217
ermmmm, i do have a driving license, STUPID WHOREEEEEEEE

>>149884266
i dont know who that is, ny nigga is anton the kid

In the context of /f1/ (and general internet slang), "NARB" stands for "No Apparent Reason Boner" — basically, an erection that shows up at random, with no real trigger.
It’s largely used light‑heartedly or jokingly, especially in online forums or chats when someone randomly comments that they’re unexpectedly "excited" about something. On /f1/, someone might poke fun at themselves for getting a “NARB” about a car, driver, livery, or race moment—even if there’s no deep reason behind it.
So if you see a post like:
>“Just saw the new Haas livery and got a serious NARB,”

…it’s just playful slang meaning they’re inexplicably hyped about the car's look or design.

>>149884296
That dude cheated in a tournament with prize money, so he's definitely F1 material.

you queers don't actually watch chess do you

>>149884088
my face buried in those tits amirite guys?

>>149884310
did he? based, but got caught, cringe
>>149884320
no

>>149884296
He’s Hans fucking Niemann. Chess mafia leader (Magnus) accused him of cheating after he lost a game against him even though he literally had cero proof of it. Hans was 18 years old when the accusation was made and he got banned of pretty much everywhere major chess event due to Magnus influence. He’s insanely mentally strong, though, so he managed to survive the insane smear campaign against him and he’s, in fact, playing a very important final today in a tournament that the great Satan helped to create (Magnus got eliminated in the first phrase of the tournament kek)

>>149884310
>That dude cheated in a tournament with prize money
Yeah, but it was an E-tournament. That's way too vanilla.

>>149884354
Who of them had the buttplug to cheat?

>>149884374
jajajja, tru tru tru

>>149884352
>>149884359
>E-tournament
alright maybe he's Formula E material

>>149884374
Both had a butt plug. But neither cheated.

chess is perhaps the worst game ever made. pure autistic memorization of openings and end games. only the middle of the game is at all interesting, but too much autism is required to get there.

>>149884354
had no idea magnus was such a little bitch

Good jigging

>>149884119
>"people watch F1 because of the personalities and marketing"
his statement isn't entirely wrong given the hype that came from DtS and many viewers coming to F1 solely because of that instead of the racing
from a complete outside who saw F1 gets more famous from Netflix his statement is definitely true

>>149884354
wait, is that pic real?

>>149884420
>memorization of openings and end games.
You can't "memorize" endgames, you learn to understand positioning and structural attributes.

>>149884434
why are all jiggs about the pedo hunter?
>>149884437
what about that chess netflix show with the alien looking girl that we are all pretending that is good looking?

>>149884443
No, you're imagining it.

WATCH HANS PLAY THE FINAL RIGHT NOW. GIVE HIM YOUR SUPPORT.

https://www.youtube.com/live/hGOqx7jhlfY?si=RhbfgXZ01zg0eUg_

>>149884464
>why are all jiggs about the pedo hunter?
Because I'm the only one making them.

>>149884473
sexo con latinas

>>149884420
It’s impossible to memorize endgames, bro. True about the openings, but at an intermediate level, chess is one of the most addictive games in the world.

What do trackside mechanics do in between race weekends?

>>149884489
ok

>>149884497
TikTok dances

>>149884497
goon

>>149884503
Good henchmen

>>149884497
shitpost on /diy/

>>149884443
Everything is real if you’re open-minded enough

>>149884491
Indeed, hermano

i like to >>149884503 to >>149884501

>>149884497
Stalk the female mechanics like the Sneedson one at Asston Shartin

Beeobprrrp

Some good tits in this threat

>>149884420
you memorize the mating patterns for end games with different pieces. e.g. enemy pawn and your knight, your bishop and knight, etc.

>>149884544
I love tits. But I also like boobies a lot.

>>149884551
>mating patterns for end games
And if you get it right, your end game will get pregnant and eventually give birth to another end game.

I do adore impact structures
https://www.fia.com/sites/default/files/fia_2025_formula_1_technical_regulations_-_issue_01_-_2024-12-11_1.pdf

>>149884563
hot

>>149884568
I'll wait for the Edd Straw breakdown

Oracle Red Bull-Mercedes???

>>149884599
You might even call it a Chesst general

>>149884544
Thanks

>s rank
>morale goes down
the burger was right

>>149884667
Everyone knows that morale goes down until at least ss rank doesn't show up

>>149883693
>>149883920
>>149884088
>>149884108

>thread full of shite baits
the fuck happened today?

>>149884108
salami nips

watching the f1 movie in theaters.
Will report back later.

>>149884935
go apeshit and trash the theatre at a random scene like it is chicken jockie

>>149884217
Fun fact: she was the virgin who couldn’t drive IRL

>>149884935
>watching the f1 movie in theaters.
I'm so so sorry, anon.

>>149884872
semen withdrawal syndrome

>>149884935
in multiple theatres?

f1 related but you have to guess

>>149883693
>>149883776
>>149883804
>>149883920
>>149884531
>>149884568
Bright lights

>>149885151
>the state of colapinto

>>149884935
Is that plan C?

>>149885151
I'm sick and don't want to think. Explain it to me. Also explain picrel.

>>149884935
Anon has gone to watch the F1 movie in theatres. This means he will be stationary for the remainder of the movie.
This will cost him some time. Which is not good for the race.

>>149884935
Turn off your phone in theater dickhead

>>149885151
blue countries are where senna committed rapes

>>149885151
South America

>>149885151
blue cuntrys are where men who rooted your mum are from

>>149884420
This is exactly why the GOAT Fischer stopped enjoying chess, and later campaigned so hard for replacing classic chess with random chess.

>>149885264
What part is confusing you? The weird Chilean-Argentinian border or the inclusion of the Falkland islands? The former is the result of Chile prioritizing controlling the important straights around the Tierra del Fuego, especially the straight of Magellan, to control Southern Atlantic-Pacific searoutes while both countries were colonizing southwards in the second half of the 19th century. The latter is eternal Argentinian cope.

>>149885416
the part about how it's F1 related is confusing to me

>>149885416
straits

>>149885381
Bobby Fischer = Jack the Ripper confirmed.

>>149885441
Argentinians and Brits are competing against each other in Formula One, just like they were competing in the Falkland War. And just like in the Falkland war, the Argentinians aren't doing so well.

>>149885456
Shut up nerd

>>149885464
>Shut up nerd
shan't

>>149885151
red:
>countries that will never win a race in the future
blue:
>countries that also will never win a race in the future

why do you think RPM started procrastinating like a motherfucker?

>>149885562
alonso will win the championship without winning a single race?

It's funny seeing Sainz coping about his career going down the shitter and any prospects of another top team drive going away.

>>149885609
>Muh content creator

>>149885609
Probably used the money on drugs and became a lazy addict

>>149885609
he went from rich but living off of his family's income to being filthy rich by making money himself/having paypigs
but this was basically his first job, and he has enough of it, so now he's back to how he was but is independently wealthy

>>149885609
based rocketpoweredtranny grifting retarded teenagers

whats the difference?

>>149885875
figure it out

>>149885895
if i google them most likely i will encounter porn, i dont want to fap, i already fapped earlier

>>149885875
tomboys are boyish girls
femboys are girly boys

>>149885941
oh, so short haired girls, tomboys all the way
well, the tomboy we had in our class was kinda ugly

>>149885609
I don't know who you're talking about. That makes me better than you.

>>149885989
>short haired girls, tomboys
Short hair does not make a tomboy.
Behaviour does.

colder than senner's shlong outside

>>149885791
grimi

>>149886084
yeah, like playing soccer with the boys, i know i know

motogp fucking sucks. which fuck head said it was better than f1 ????

>>149886130
the resident pedonisian

>>149886154
shocked and staggered to be sitting here

>>149886130
Yeah, a GP lasts a grand total of 50 minutes, it's unreal people follow that shit let alone travel to watch it

>>149886130
We are indychads here

>>149886180
reckon i'd try to off meself if i sat through a 90-100min long halfwheel mwl

f1 mwl was bad enough

>>149885609
Patreon money.
He has no incentive to work

>>149886130
Mick Doohan

/biz/ idea: f1 but with fighter jets

>>149886493
>runs a low df high speed setup

>>149886553
Also with attack mode like in FE but instead of boost you get one salvo

>>149886605
Also got shit on by ocon, bro

>>149886636
Everyone got shit on by Ocon, bro

>>149886493
A-12 no more no less at Monza

>>149886770
black ops

>>149886777
checked and best ops

>>149886770
irregular fuel
banned

>>149885740
Look at this
The Dutch always amaze me with their English, it's basically native and the thinking is down pat American. I love my euro bros stateside, I will die for you if the situation calls for it

>>149886888
>I will die for you if the situation calls for it
Remember that when your president sends military to attack The Hague when they arrest Netanyahu.

>>149886888
I will bleed for Europe, wherever I am, I will bleed for Bosnia, alemania, I will bleed for Iceland

>>149886915
I love the Jews and I love the Germans. I'm sorry bro, I see the value in what they both write, and at the end of day I read and I write. These are my people

>>149886963
I hate black people Jamaica bro. I really have negro fatigue. You might be one of the good ones so there's a chance you understand me, in which case I love you, you are white to me

>>149887013
>pozfags

>>149887025
Fuck does that mean

>>149887100
whats he doing man? whats he up to?

>>149887123
George chillin, bruv

RACE WEE-
>Summer Break after spa

GRIM

>>149887281
>after spa
Spa will get cancelled because of rain

>>149887281
hungary

>>149887292
it'll be fine

>>149887366
I don't know, looks really dangerous to me

>>149887366
Ale
Aleeeeee alemania
Bruder was Filha de PUTA LET'S FFUCKING GO GERMANY PAPA NEEDS A SEIKO WITH THE CHAIN LINKS!!!

>>149887376
I love euro safety
I wish you could infuse this things to my swashbuckling ways

>>149887384
Give papa the chain links

Happy end of weekend everybody!

>>149887434
This is Balkan default mindset
It's good for sport but not for research

>>149886493
>ruins your WDC and WCC lead with a BVR missile

Gassy Gimi Got Gaped

>>149887518
fun fact: the mig-25 was made out of stainless steel

>>149887611
maybe the super hidden edd will cheer you up

>>149886493
I need to play through the Ace Combat series again
Maybe I’ll do it on my Steam Deck

What's in store for Ferrari in the upcoming two races before the summer break?

>this was not THE summer break
grim calendar

>watching a new vid of American joggers chimping out
Comfy. Retarded races for this feel?

>>149887646
queen desu

>>149887850
is that the one that rushed an officer with two knives and got mag dumped?

ITS
MO
FUCKIN
RACEWEEK

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [spoiler]sleep because its boring[/spoiler]

>>149887875
Nah this is a gang shooting. But I know the one you're talking about, that was mental. It was also comfy to watch, unlike most F1 races.

>>149884139
the top level of chess players are actually relatively dimwitted

too much of their brain is taken up with 100 variations of the swedish hairy scrotum defence (gaylords gambit accepted)

What's the likelihood of Mercedes-AMG allowing Max to get his Nurburgring license, miminum laps and finally allowing him to compete in the 2026 Nurburgring 24?

>>149888045
Ummm... I'm coming up with 32.33, repeating of course, percent chance

>>149888045
N24 falls inside a 3 week F1 break next year so surely Toto would give him this concession if he asks for it.

>>149888045
you need to be in the porsche though

I watched the f1 movie today. It was good fun. Shame actual f1 is such a fucking bore!

I GOT THE NEED
THE NEED FOR

>>149888172
why'd you go alone tho

>>149888177
sneed

vale ultras, are we alive?

>bought f1 25 to play in vr
>runs well, but the head tracking fucks up if I have the render resolution above like 75% and gets jittery while also skipping frames (it's fine if I leave my head stationary)
It's still cool, but God damn.

>>149888358
I've been considering getting VR, how good is it for vrooms?

>>149888375
I've only tried a handful of games (f1 25, assetto corsa, automibilia 2), but with my quest 3 it's all pretty good. Especially if you have a wheel.
I need to move somewhere bigger so I can use my index again, but the quest 3 is fine thus far.

>>149886374
The same happened with Tamers12345. I hold out hop that Sonic Underground will return, but still.

>NNNNNOOOOOOO HOW CAN YOU NOT TAKE A RACING SIM SERIOUSLY LIKE ITS THE REAL THING IF iRACING ACTUALLY DEALT WITH SMURF ACCOUNTS THIS WOULD NEEEEEVVVVVER HAPPEN
Honestly though what happened? I don't really follow e-sports anymore.

>>149887646
>>149887853
>>149888019
you just KNOW

>>149888623
I only follow sim racing when Max is raging or having funny moments.

>>149888623
24 hour spa race happened, a team of "professional" drivers, some from F3 IIRC just randomly decided to be cunts mid-way through and started crashing people out, spinning them, or just blocking traffic and waiting until they could push them off when they tried to overtake

>>149888654
halo would have saved him

>>149888654
how fitting that he died in a road accident

>>149888686
>crashing people out, spinning them, or just blocking traffic and waiting until they could push them off when they tried to overtake
i prefer not to speak

>>149888686
I think the problem is having actual professional drivers(aged sports car fags to new age formula twinks) racing against people who are only experienced in vidya racing. Most pro drivers do not take these games seriously, or they do until something unfortunate happens to them.
Which usually leads to a "fuck it, this shit isn't even real" situation and perform AMX like moves on the unsuspecting simfags.

>>149880321
I agree the lack of a championship battle, lack of overtaking and wheel to wheel action on the track is what I find the most offensive. This season is trash.
Every new reg change is a chance for F1 to do something cool and they fuck it up every time.

https://youtu.be/VoC2GBuvb9A
They told him, "Don't you ever come around here"
"Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear"
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it
You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad
Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it, uh)
They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it
You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they'll beat you
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad
Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it (beat it, beat it, beat it)
Beat it (beat it, beat it)
Beat it (beat it, beat it)
Beat it (beat it, beat it)
Beat it (beat it, beat it)
Beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right (who's right)
Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated (no one)
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)

death to mclaren

>>149888879
not to be a glazer but mj really does slap
kinda crazy people in 15whateverthefuck havent heard thriller

I'm still awake

>>149889026
>Bruno Giacomelli
this guy looks just like me fr fr

>>149888686
>>149888858
Funny how we talked about (online) chess earlier, which is the exact same thing (professionals not taking it seriously, unless suddenly they do because some guy they hate once did something dirty online).

>>149889026
hi still awake, i'm dad

>>149889059
come here for a sleepover

>>149889026
I'm not.

>>149889026
me personally im dead

>>149885609
this is why the patreons that charge based on released video are way better, I love RPM but god damn he got lazy

Damn, look at the beauty I found today.

Does some nerd here know if it’s an original model?

F1 related because Ford was anti-Semitic (just like almost everybody here)

>>149889173
Damn those Red Bulls.

>>149889184
https://youtu.be/VLr5_kx_W2U
hes already been done

>>149889216
cannot suffer in el sal

>>149889244
First time in my life I see a car as old as that one. I was fangirling hard and an employee at the bar barked at me because I was leaning into it too much

>>149889216
Ford Model T Tudor. Literally first the most sold mass produced car in the world. You watch F1 and don't even know the grandpa of every car made.

>>149889287
off to the cave for reprogramming

>>149889318
Thanks for the ID. I’ve been watching f1 for ten years now and it wasn’t until recently that I learned what an hairpin was. I just like to see cars go vroom senpai

>>149889344
Indeed. That’s the reason for why I’d rather drink coffee and dance all alone in my room instead of drinking beer while surrounded by quasi normie fascists

>>149889344
Indeed. That’s the reason for why I’d rather drink coffee and dance all alone in my room instead of drinking beer while surrounded by quasi-normie fascists

>>149889436
>>149889465

>>149889472
Ummhhh tf 4chan told me that the posting of the first comment had failed

>>149889520
fair

>>149889401
>I’ve been watching f1 for ten years now and it wasn’t until recently that I learned what an hairpin was
I was 10 years old or something playing CMR4 first time and heard co-driver naming all those turns, didn't even understood english at that time. You either fake motorsport fan or just really slow there buddy.

>>149889585
I just don’t pay too much attention to the technicalities of the sport. I just like to turn off my brain and see cars go around a circuit one time, and then a second time, and then a third time, and so on and so forth

mean jap hours
im up because im eatin doritos

ded to mclel

>>149880318
>her new bipolar meds
Why would anyone want to make their bitch even more bipolar?

Skill level not being challenged enough?

a second dorito has hit

My karma's amazin I'm out in the Caymans
Rented a 12 bedroom house just to sleep with all the women I came with.

https://youtu.be/ptAFuW_C3yM

youngins dont know that tv used to be not shit


might skip work tomorrow

>>149886770
>A-12 no more no less at Monza
F1 cars relegated to starter motors for Archangels

>>149889026
Imagine the smell.

look who I'm around man if I'm fucked up I'll be downtown man fourth floor bound man that's if I get caught man
pushed me to the edge so it really ain't my motherfucking fault man I'm not to blame man

spray 'em like Febreze
never sitting in the nosebleeds
Now a nigga on the floor talkin to the athletes I'm so close to the game I could steal the stat sheet

https://youtu.be/8NCyfKDv65A
im actually killing myself we fucked up

post the germs retro clip stash uoull get it

2026 regs will fix everything this time.
for reals.

IT'S RACE WEEEEK Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!
>for one week +1
>then it's another month long break

>>149889880
fuck, i missed another schlock anime about formula racing

did this get any threads on /a/?

>2025
>not having old F1 German language videos translated to English being your new favourite hobby

this movie was way too long and boring it was like watching a f1 race

>>149889897
>>149889880
https://nyaa.si/view/1856234

Nice

>most of these come from rating threads
it's beyond over

F1 the anime when? With Sugita as Sonny Hayes and Hanazawa Kana as TD woman and Akio Otsuka as Javier Bardem.

>>149889927
F1 with superpowers
Like Kuroko

get that mclaren weakmind shit out of my face nigga forza ferrari.

so many of you paypiged it

It's the driver's ability that determines if they win or lose not the machine.

Williams

>>149889968
umm no

>>149889994
LESBIANS!!!

f1babies will literally give up on a season to "focus on next year's car".
the current state of this semen slurping sport.

>mclarenwinslol
Lando can't even put up a decent fight. Can't even give us a repeat of Rosberg Vs Lewis when your teammate was guaranteed at least second place every race.

It takes two to tango.
Literally zero on track battles.

>>149890283
is this what they meant in the F1 movie by a “car built for combat”?

>>149883933
Skill issue.

>>149890283
>this was the incident that caused FIA to ban fan cars

>>149890283
I hate anime

gimi

Ah, Monday. Time to start what is bound to be yet another disappointing week

>>149890492
there are vrooms this weekend at least

>>149890492
We wake up, wait until we can finally go to sleep so we can wake up again an repeat the cycle

>>149890492
except it's going to be good this time

>>149890613
Do not ever hope for good things, that way you can never be dissapointed

>>149890538
but there are always vrooms on for those with eyes to see

>>149890628
we fall so we could get up again

I would fuck brad pitt t 100% rage hetero

pain

>>149890613
Is he preparing to eat him?

>>149890714
no u dont

>>149889888
>anon isn’t exaggerating

wtf death to RedBull or something idk

just bought seven books, ama

>>149890756
How many of them translate to "my struggle" in English?

>>149890762
none.

>>149890764
Well that's 2 possibilities down

>>149890756
Any philosophy/philosophy adjacent books?

>>149890756
what does cum taste like?

>>149890777
eh, I got The Anarchist Banker and a collection of essays by Umberto Eco for me, those are the only ones I would say are remotely philosophical.
I did also purchase Regarding the Pain of Others but that one's going to be a gift.
>>149890779
fuck off

>>149890804
What does fuck off taste like?

>>149890756
Are they in english or greek?

>>149890813
guessing it tastes like blood, IDK
>>149890822
most are in English.
the one I am looking forward to the most is a collection of medieval poetry with illustrations, that one is in Greek.

>>149890714
you will be now know as the dominance anon

>>149889888
Checked. Digits and nukes start droppinh before spa

>>149890756
I just bought the Harry Potter books too

>>149890850
Snape kills gandalf

>>149890880
I didn't even know he was sick

>>149890283
>>149890192
Cyber Formula even has a Lewis Hamilton equivalent. his car was also black and has hax technology that makes it very dominant.

I want foid pilots in F1, NOW.
Each year, the winnder of F1 Academy should go straight to F1.
How the fuck do they have NO racing lines?

>>149890192
Damn that thing is almost as wide as a modern F1 car.

https://www.youtube.com/live/b0TlMc0SOJI?si=y2WSTqaSg7xRCis2&t=525
>start watching the Miami race
>they literally can't get through turn 1 without an incident
I missed this soooo much lads.

>>149890804
Those sound interesting, anon. Have a good read.

savage anal sissification of Formula 1 twinks

Really disappointed with the rat I was expecting to completely dominate that twink

>>149891123
I'm going to have to decline

>>149891133
>1.5s faster
that... seems a bit excessive...

>>149891133
All gaps combined are only 0.019 faster than the gap Verstappen has to Yugi

>>149891133
I thought just yesterday that Antonelli has been disappointing because even Bearman does well when it comes to pace

Is Horner really going to take this sacking lying down? Where are the Horner to Ferrari / Alpine rumours?

>>149891133
>Verstappen
>1.5 seconds to the midget
My fucking sides.

>>149891133
apologize to saar

>>149891133
Was there data for the previous driver pairings (ie. Verstappen/Lawson and Gasly/Doohan)?

>>149891243
has he impregnated his whore yet

>>149891259
His penis doesn't work.

>>149891256
He does look extremely short there. I thought he was like 5'9" but he’s more like 5'7"

Has Lando been to Epsteins island? I mean as a worker, not customer

>>149891256
>He's british
>I said the same thing
how could they say that? so racist

>>149891307
who would want him

>>149891307
he has been passed around and piped by world power brokers for years now

>>149891246
Their last races with data

>>149891412
trump has better taste
ben.. who knows

>>149890831
>the one I am looking forward to the most is a collection of medieval poetry with illustrations, that one is in Greek.
Based.
I personally always try to avoid buying English books, because I noticed when I was like 16 my vocabulary in Flemish was regressing from reading/hearing too much English. Sometimes this does mean reading awful translations.

it's been 13 races since the last VER LEC podium

and jeddah doesn't count since it has to be 1-2

when will chuck win again?

>>149891597
tomorrow

>>149891597
When he dumps is girl
His mojo is being sucked

>>149891583
all mclaren and george's fault

>>149883382
>win multiple WCC
lol
>2021
not even rb, mercedes
>2022
rb and he actually did something
>2023
rb but max won the wcc on his own
>2024
not even rb, mclaren. in fact he was so bad rb finished 3rd despite max winning the wdc with a 63 point margin

>>149891667
I thought elton was old

gimi

>>149891748
He retired 4 years ago

>>149891748
who dat on pic?
This is gimi

>>149891756
fake gimi

if gimi should post here he'd do it under swiss flag

>>149891774
Actually Italian since he moved to Italy

>>149891756
That hold is bit weird

>>149891800
>>149891800
>>149891800

>>149891796
just a (christian) sidehug

is this year's going to be the first pozzed wdc in f1