Dennis edition
Race starts at 2:00 PM EST on TNT, qualifying was rained out, new tire being used, Chase Elliot on the pole.
>>149882027 (OP)>that ugly ass scheme>this weekโs ugly ass scheme>sponsorship issuesdo you guys think dennis is leaving JGR soon? i imagine if this charter debacle goes to shit heโd absolutely relinquish the 11 to reddick
is this going to be any good? I saw a bit of xfinity yesterday, but I dont' remember any of it
>>149882142Rain is gone and new tires so it'll probably be better than the usual JRMslop.
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>>149882160ok cool i haev some ice cream for later
>>149882161Are you the same hungarybro that likes Kulwicki? You might like this video that was posted yesterday. A deep dive of his '92 Thunderbird with his old crew chief.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klEgmnU1CCk&
Was the start time moved up? I thought it was a 4:00pm start for Cup.
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who's the banana
>>149882747bubba, he kept pulling in Ross' pit due to the watermelon, so they needed something else.
Mommy should come back for the daytona race
Should I order pizza or Chinese for the race?
>>149882870I'm making pizza in my pizza oven
>>149882870Whatever you crave most.
>>149882870get a chinese pizza
>>149882927...is that a thing? seems like it'd be soggy
>>149882860Going to need her and Danielle Trotta to square off in a bod off.
Chase Briscoe looks like Dale Gribble of King of the Hill
>muh god
>muh country
>muh flyover
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
>>149883052europeans celebrate the start of the race by letting rich men cum in underage prostitutes.
>>149882870Go to the chinese buffet but only get pizza to go
>>149883039He needs to get on that logano program
[spoiler]BEN[/spoiler] Dover tonight
>>149883115what did she mean by this?
>>149883039just go bald or get hair therapy. JUST
>we just need more black people-Nascar CEO
KEK
spics would prolly be far more receptive.
>>149883173with all due respect, die
how will larson and/or blaney kwab today
>>149882027 (OP)>new tire Whatโs this about
>>149883201What driver is being quoted?
>>149883199I almost died in Chicago
>>149883201Drivers are pussies scared to get boo-boos let alone die and that's the most important thing that needs to change
>>149883220>A new Goodyear Racing Eagle tire setup designed specifically for the Monster Mileโs ever-changing track surface awaits NASCAR Cup Series teams. The new tire has been designed to withstand the high speeds and high loads associated with racing at Dover, and wonโt be used at any other track this season.>โLaying rubber down on the concrete surface is a key factor in the design of our tread compounds for Dover,โ said Rick Heinrich, Goodyear NASCAR product manager. โWhile the track turns black as cars lay rubber down during green flag racing, the hot tires then pick up this same rubber when the track cools under cautions. Dover presents a unique opportunity to engineer a tire to help in laying down rubber on a particularly smooth surface, and weโve designed the product to do just that.โ
Does anybody give a shit about the meme tournament
Kino indycar race
Time for some turnleft
Does someone at TNT read /turnleft/? Last week an anon was bitching about what is the point of having Trotta as a pit reporter if you're not going to do full body shots of her. Today, full body shot.
bubba bros...he will only get 2/5's his purse if he wins
Has to be racist
>>149883286So, what happened?
I can already feel a comfy stage 2 nap incoming
>>14988330023XI and Front Row are unchartered teams this week due to a lawsuit where a judge ruled against them.
>>149883285Probably Dale Junya.
>>149883300The 23XI cars are open cars and they get a fraction of the prize money relative to a charted car desu
>>149883295>WapCarWeeaboo and Pedophile Cartoon Auto Racing
>>149883263no. a 3 race moto like in motocross/snocross/quadcross that seeds the 4th race would be kino though.
give the moto 5-4-3-3-3-2-2-2-2 points that all count for the finale, but finale gives 90% of the points and not a racecourse but one moto would be.
>>149883285Jr is a confirmed poster
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/dale%20jr/
>>149883347I was talking about the challenge to get the million bucks not the memeoffs
Is there a competition caution?
>>149883300idk, but if a driver wins they deserve the whole purse.
>>149883328>front row drivers winning>bulbbasaur winning
>>149883357Yeah at lap 35 to check on the new tires desu
>>149883353I was also talking about the meme challenge.
>>149883353It really seems like the best strat is to just wreck the guy your matched up against.
>>149883350He and Drunk Harv are the best posters here outside Rhea at /pw/
>fireworks before going green
>>149883383Forgive my autism Iโm sorry
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
Just got in from IndyCar.
Cam on Leliot!
>>149883328Can't they still appeal that decision? I mean, NASCAR wouldn't like to lose all the marketing from the bubble outside the motorsport that MJ brings to them, and both teams might have their arguments in favor of maintaing their charters. I wasn't following this case closely, though.
why does this look like a video game
>>149883423>leliottur a fag
>>149882870What did you decide, anon?
nice to see the 19 honoring troox's legacy by leading at his hometrack
>>149883440TNT just sucks
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GIDDAY MATES IM THE SHITTA TODAY
>>149883458Love to see it
>>149883441>ur a fagNo, I'm NAPA anon.
nice to see Shane back in 30th where he belongs
>>149883444Perhaps a succulent chinese meal.
>SVG already tarding out on an oval course
o i am chuckling
SVG always thinks something is broken, the diagnosis is "concrete oval track"
>>149883488>Get your hand off my penis!
>run a racecourse setup on dover
KEK
>>149883497Itโs a mechanical problem
couldn't svg just run road courses?
>>149883526if he did that hey wouldn't be eligible for playoffs / championship
>>149883516>racecourse set up What on gods green earth did you mean by this
I am tired of pretending next gen cars aren't the best racing we've seen since the third gen.
>dun't make the turr mehd
Who gave ASS VEE GEE an ARCA car?
>>149883539i see, so he can't
pain.
>>149883542that he is bad at just....turning left. the king of...turning right
>>149883562>racecourse set up No but seriously what did you mean by this
Which driver has the most interesting radio chatter?
>>149883582He probably meant a road course set up, anon.
Do you guys like the In-Season challenge?
What the fuck is up with Larson? Did he stay up too late last night playing spirit cars? Who won last night BTW? I fell asleep.
Just remembered I have some homemade sweet tea
>>149883638no, I'm not a gambling addict
>>149883638I pretend it doesn't exist
>>149883610His spotter was a hero on this day.
>>149883638I don't really know why it's a thing so I don't really pay attention to it.
A STAGE INSIDE A STAGE? WTF IS THAT
oh good, we get an extra stage break today
>1 mile track
>its not a shorttrack
what did they mean by this?
>>149883638I couldnโt give less of a shit about it but Ty Dillon beating everybody is pretty based in a meme way
>>149883638If NASCAR wants to do it and give the winning driver some extra money, then that's fine. But the fans don't give 2 flying fucks
>>149883682>I don't really know why it's a thing>NASCAR makes its much-anticipated return to TNT Sports with the inaugural In-Season Challenge _____presented by DraftKings_____
>>149883638I liked Bubba and Bowman fighting in Chicago
he's turning right
gonna fuck up the vortex
>>149883648>1 pound of sugar per gallon of tea>just southern things
>>149883645Macri, Rico or Kyle finished behind him and couldnโt chase him down
>>149883685>>149883688Comp cawshun to check on the new tire
>>149883724I used like a tablespoon of sugar for 24 oz of tea
I donโt like it too sweet desu
>>149883731Why are you showing us a basic diagram of a nuclear power plant?
For me it's Bojangles steeped sweet tea.
Finally a good pitstop from the #8 crew.
>>149883731Interesting to hear it.
>>149883712I mean, I get that its a gambling gimmick, but don't they try to justify it as something else?
Goddamn Cody Ware sucks ass. I could drive a Cup car better than him
>>149883695isn't short track under 1 mile? dover is exactly 1 mile and loudon is 1.00something
>>149883775Im subscribed purely to have access to The Sopranos at any time
>>149883752Wanted to pass on some knowledge about nuclear reactors, I think theyโre cool
>>149883790I'm subscribed too, but I don't have the right tier to watch the race. So fuck them
>>149883801based and spergpilled
who's the most depressing driver?
>>149883729So Larson won race 2? It's kind of like Tony winning all those SRX races, but whatever. I enjoy what I saw of it.
That rheem livery got me acting unwise
All 4 JGR cars in the top 10
>>149883820He sounds in pain every time he talks
hey I got some commentary with my static
>>149883801I wish Europoor wasn't so rough on nuclear energy, instead of destroying acres of land to build windmills that break up when facing the...wind.
>>149883790>Im subscribed purely to have access to The Sopranos at any time>>149883813Hydraflix.vip
This year is lacking in fights.
>>149883830Did you have to drive one home, Uber back and grab the other one?
>>149883820He doesn't show any pleasure on racing that shitbox.
>>149883786its inbetween. its a slightly larger bristol except people in delaware don't care about it. shouldn't even be a state along with Rhode island and New mexico. 2 luxemborgs and a serbia.
>>149883872My wife drives the Camry full time. The 86 is my daily. They're both in my name
>>149883862Boomers were scared of nuclear weapons and love to shit on good ideas, so they stopped nuclear power from being a thing. Thankfully, they will all be dead soon. Too bad they sold out the world their parents built for them first.
Since we're already more than half way through the season what's the best liveries you think we got this year?
>>149883830>applebee's I KEK'd
Sitdown slop as a franchise.
>>149883905Berry's paint scheme today is badass.
About to open my second AriZona
>>149883927for me, it's the Arnold Palmer Lite version.
>>149883937That's actually what I have
I don't think they make a non-lite version though, or at least I've never seen one
>>149883862they do this is in america too. They weren't even hooked up to the grid for a couple years about 45 miles north 100's of them.
They are now trying to do a giant solar plant 200 miles north that is completely overcast for the whole winter and get 120 inches of snow.
>>149883937unfathomably based
>>149883905RFK makes the Nextgens look good, they always have some sleek schemes
>>149883927Two Arizonas? In this economy?
>>149883962this looks like poop
>>149883927these would be $3 if it was public company/owned by a jew.
>>149883784apparently denny's idea to spice up the mid-season summer slump
>>149883905The cursed scheme.
>>149883973The owner and his sons have an extended lunch together every day. Totally based company that takes care of their employees.
>>149883905Cindric has a bunch of great schemes
Red Valvoline and blue Valvoline (5 and 24)
Castrol 6
Kelley (Sky) Blue Book on the 9
Mobil 1 (20)
Classic woods Brothers and the Green paint job
Hunt Brothers Pizza for Joey
Saia and interstate batteries on the 54
But Red Bull has to be the winner this year
>>149884000checked and when we getting a Sheetz livery
>>149883913I wasn't at Applebee's. They just happen to be next door
>new tire you guys!!!
>nothing happens
>>149884019three years ago
>>149884033oh nice, looks good
>>149884021mate you are at an outlet mall or walmart taking pics of cars KEK.
you hispanic?
>>149884065dirty air parade same as literally every dover race in this garbage car
>Herbst -1 lap
The Livefast #78 has a better average finish in races they have started this year than Herbst.
>>149883905#43's John Andretti throwback
#21 Jim Clark throwback and the default Motorcraft scheme
#8 Rebel Bourbon at COTA
White NAPA paint from #9 (Clash)
#88 Weathertech
>>149884060I'm white. I had the 86 for 5 minutes. That was the first time both cars were parked next to each other and it was the first picture I took
>>149884000>>149884019>>149884033Need Sheetz to sponsor a throwback car.
>>149884078I forgot this beauty from the All Stars Race too.
Suarez racing for the lead and pretending he isn't a lap behind
>>149884028why does this look like an Indian profile pic
>>149884117Impressive, very nice.
>new tire with no tracktime
>still a slurper
Feed all Gen7 cars into the big shredder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO_SH-RTvvo
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>>149884065>>149884073At least ARCA was good...
>>149884210where he BELONGS
I forgot how much I missed TNT broadcasting.
>>149884210RACE ME ON A STREET COURSE YEW FOOKIN YANKS
>logano pushing someone else off pit road
hahaha
>>149884210i feel sorry for any newly gained SVG fans
>>149884292It only makes the yearly road course wins that much better, kind like kruts yearly wins
Did Goodyear just reuse rain tires for these or something? What's with the deep grooves underneath the slick tread?
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jamie little gripping my cock with her piercing, predatory talons like a hawk to a vole
>>149884314That's a shit livery because the chain is shit.
>>149884235>if not for the laws of this land I would have butchered you
>>149884326I need her graceful man hands wrapped firmly yet lovingly around my bepurpled THROBBING MEMBER
>>149884292The same crew that did 9/11 also did his front right tyre
You know who I'm talking about
Curiously, SVG runs the 88 car. COINCIDENCE?!?!
>>149884314Worst Hunt Brothers' livery ever.
who deserves to have their washed up arc start next year?
>>149884323Why is an early 2000s F1 tire hiding in there?
>>149884371anyone but keselowski, please someone take this year out back and shoot it
Why are they racing in a state that doesn't exist?
>all four HMS and JGR top 8
we sacrificed Shane for this?
Can not recall a single good Dover race in the last 15 years and this place used to have two dates
Not the best race Iโve seen
>>149884336NASCAR's soft power is making me think that all the food corps that sponsor its cars and races might be good.
Has anyone here eaten something because of NASCAR sponsorships?
>>149884423https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUXAHlS2Pls&
>all these big ass gaps
this race looks like a total snoozer
>>149884323Just do a simple tire rotation and you're good to go.
>>149883905unironically the wendys and the cracker barrell one
>>149884435I ate a bunch of breztri one time because of Austin Dillon's car.
>Hype up Shane Van Gisbergen two weeks in a row
>Dead last with no chance of catching up
>>149884468this oke is not soooooo great but i love the color
>>149884423i remember 2020 and it still pains me
>>149884435I used to take a shot of dupont when Jeff Gordon won.
>>149884426yeah kinda hard coming from the indycar race which was kino as fuck to this
Larson's car is apparently about to explode.
>bowman unfucked himself after a crash
Kek
>>149884488>Cliff Daniels says its the exhaust hitting a flangefugg
who's the most boring driver personality wise?
>>149884435I rarely eat at Wendy's, but I made sure to get my free SVG nuggets
>>149884512people will say elliot
they're right, but blaney is probably the worst
got some racing happening now, nice dive inside
How the fuck do we fix Next Gen?
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We need someone to wreck 1-10
>>149884537We need a wreck in general this shit is suffering
>>149884512all modern racers are cardboard. Literally abunch of trust fund kids who never had to socialize outside of racing. Autism.
>>149884512Gragson has ALL the charisma at FRM. Zane Smith and Todd Gilliland have a combined personality of tree bark
>>149884533Take a sawzall to the undertray.
If that doesn't work, Gen8.
>>149884079grim anon. a truck is the status symbol of the white man
>>149884547all the charisma but none of the talent
>>149884521At least blaney will show emotion when he's angry
>>149884554Yeah. If you're a closet faggot
>turnleft
THREAD MENTIONED
>>149884561agreed its crazy that a man can be so pvre and so full of svol. He needs to give the competition a chance.
>>149884556The question wasn't about talent. Gragson has none of that
>>149884558Never has the balls to ever act on anything though, which is why people abuse him so much and no one fucks with his teammates because Logano and Cindric will punt your ass.
bread looks miserable today
>>149884313That's the inside of the tires where the wording goes. It's not supposed to be on the outside.
look at those packed stands
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>>149884565I play in golf league, one of the last places of the white man's club. It's 90% trucks.
what the fuck so i do? i put down a lot on SVG winning and he's not even worth talking about in this race.
>>149884590why would you do that
he had an average finish of like 27th before the road courses
>>149884554I've had multiple trucks. They're so generic and boring to drive. I wanted something with soul. So I bought the 86. I don't regret anything
No one is gonna fuck upa nd trap the field a lap down...
HIT SOMEONE ALREADY HOCEVAR
>shitters running long hoping for a yellow
>>149884565Based sports car enjoyer.
The 51 is just as many laps down as SVG. Goddamn he sucks
>>149884633Cody Ware is a national treasure don't make fun of him.
hamlin is gonna have buttsex with ty dillon
>ZERO personality:
Nemechek, Herbst, Gilliland, Briscoe, Z. Smith, Gibbs, Yeley, Ware, Elliott, Bell, Byron, Berry, Haley, T. Dillon
>Restrained blunt personality:
Larson, Reddick, Jones, Blaney, Suarez
>Some personality:
Buescher, A. Dillon, SVG, McDowell, Bowman, Preece
>Lots of personality:
Busch, Hamlin, Logano, Stenhouse, Cindric, Dinger, Keselowski, Gragson, Chastain, Hocevar
>Personality for the wrong reasons
Bubba
can you bet on a top 5 spot?
I normally only bet college football
>>149884586Trucks are unfun to drive.
>>149884590God's trying to tell you to stop being a degenerate gamblefag.
denny absolutely seething on the radio
>>149884634Anon, betting is not good.
>>149884663You live to see it.
can suarez really last the entire stage
>>149884649This is pretty close
We need a Kurt Busch kind of personality again
>>149884649Do watermelons really have personality? I thought they were just fruits owo
Did Ford even bring any cars to this race?
>>149884656I'm over 25, its insignificant except in winter when I'd rather have the truck everytime.
t. 300k miles in light/mid trucks
t. 20k miles in a jeep
t. 15k miles in a camaro
t. 100k miles in a grand prix
>>149884649I'd move Gibbs to the same category as Bubba
>>149884697a lot actually
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If the Picture of Richard Petty on the STP Son of a Gun! line of products is older than you, you don't know SHIT about stock car racing.
>BAMF almost wrecking the leader
>>149884716Cant wait till 2026 though only in truck series *so far* Dodge coming back :@
Hocevar should upgrade to Indy
>>149884755Anon, the guy at Dodge promoting it said he wants them to be in Cup for 2027.
>>149884739Is there anybody on this board that was born before 81?
I wish the weather would rain this shit race out desu senpai
>>149884773Good. Penske caused them to leavr even after brads win D: still salty
>>149884755>>149884773I hope Dodge finishes in last place in every race they enter
>>149884779I was born in 1981
>>149884798Well you got me by 5 years
>>149884790I guess nascar.com has the radios fucked up, because 16 went to the garage.
rolling wrecker in 4 laps
>>149884773I like to see it but I don't really know how Dodge/Stellantis can afford to do that.
>>149884797same but toyota
Who will be the first actual caution?
>>149884824whoever hocevar takes out
>>149884797Dodge coming back to trucks is a meme. They'll have different grille and headlight stickers and weโll see a bunch of Ram ads, thatโs the extent of it.
>>149884833We need a RIVIAN rep
>>149884818What else happened in 1992?
>>149884870Kevin Nash was raped in the sweltering hot summer of 1992
who current the oldest has the oldest career in the cup anyways?
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>>149884893Failed get. KWAB
KWAB
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Larson needs this win why the fuck is everyone else not letting him through?
>>149884862Rivian is owned by Ford because it was easier to buy them out and use their tech than it was to develop their own and compete with them for EV truck sales.
The entire top 10 being JGR/HMS plus a JGR satellite and 1 Penske sucks.
>>149884936welcome back to normalcy
Yes, my involuntary motor movements have improved by taking Ingrezza, bit now I constantly think about jamming a pistol in my mouth and ending all of it.
>>149884929Why would the best driver in the world need to be let through?
ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT NIGREZZA
shit race
gonna eat my frozen 4 cheese pizza
>>149884934Amazon and VW each own more of Rivian than Ford.
>>149884934>Rivian is owned by FordThey sold 90% of their investment in 2022 which was never more than like 10% to begin with.
rolling stage 3 juancauser
>>149884983sorry had a stroke there i meant who had the longest career in the current lineup for the cup series.
>>149884983>73Geez this guy is barely younger than the sport itself.
>>149885003Hamlin currently I think?
>>149884980Oh, looks like the took the tech they wanted and dumped them back in 2023.
>>149885003>>149885019Kyle Busch, his first start was in 2004
>>149885003Kyle Busch did his first cup races in 2004.
shannon spake's sweaty chest glistening in the hot dover sun.
>>149885019Busch debuted on Cup before Hamlin.
>>149884893coincidence? i think not
>>149885029Hamlin was 2004 too desu power diesel 200 race @_@
I'm making cheeseburgers tonight. What do you guys want on yours?
>refuses to wear coolsuit because he's too hot
>not even green on tv yet
>hear another caution come out on nascar.com
>capcha fucking with me
>>149885038This but Cole Custer
>spin across the middle of the track
>nobody comes near him
Fucking track is too short to be fast and too big to cause chain crashes...
Man, I wanted Elliot to pass Bell, but not like that. We almost got some actual racing. Nice recovery though.
>dude it's fucking hot as shit in the car
nascar has been a thing for like 80 years in the summer and they still haven't figured this shit out.
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>>149885078Mushrooms, bacon and Swiss, medium, please.
>Bell's Chief calling everyone else jokers
This is going to look bad for them in a few minutes
>elliot takes lead in crazy accident
>rain immediately forming on the horizon
potential script so good it perforated reality
>>149885144They use cool suits but the always fail and AC systems can fuck with the electrical system
>>149885078a second cheeseburger
>>149885078That looks so good, anon.
>What do you guys want on yours?BBQ sauce, bacon and onion rings on it if possible, just like a Burger King Rodeo.
>>149885078American cheese, lettuce, a couple slices of red onion, 3 pickles, a little mayo and a little ketchup please
>>149885078Cream cheese, onions, jalapenos, Nashville hot ranch
>>149885183And medium rare, please.
i love logano hes such a bitch
Kyle Busch doesnโt deserve this suffering
I miss the mid race sudden focus on Bubba
>>149885183>BBQ sauce, bacon and onion ringsThat's one of my favorites. It's often called a cowboy burger.
>>149885231Speak of the devil
>>149885231You had to jinx it >.<
>>149885213he's a spiteful bitch
How has Denny not have a Denny's sponsorship yet?
>>149885292I'm okay with it because Trackhouse is the most Reddit team alive.
>>149885297>everything i hate is reddit>>>/v/
>>149885295Why doesn't KB run the Busch car? What doesn't Jessie Love run the Love's truck? There are so many of these amd I think it is deliberately to annoy us.
Just end this shit with the weather so we can move on with our lives
>>149885312They literally take their race strategies from Reddit suggestions.
>>149885295I can't remember the last time I saw a Denny's. I don't think they have the budget to be sponsoring anything like NASCAR.
>>149885295IDK but I wanna see it
>>149885317>brandon jonesโ dad is the owner or ceo or president or whatever of rheem >drives the Menards car
>>149885312Trackhouse is reddit. Quirky chungus watermelon driver and two foreigners.
How many illegal mexicans work on the Chastain Watermelon farm?
the air force car looked better than the space force car desu
>>149885370at least three thousand but ross will still pretend he's blue-collar
>>149885295ditto jimmie johnson and jimmy john's
no katherine legge this week. no post race socks.
>>149885376They actually worked on something for once trying to clean up their image of being sawftest brance in military
The way all the big ass companies just said fuck sponsoring NASCAR makes me think it doesn't move the needle at all or all that money went to gay pride parade sponsorships.
>>149885393we had isabella robusto a couple of days ago at least
>raindrop on the camera
it better downpour so it doesn't restart
>>149885388Closest we got
>>149885406They need to do more commercials again
>Garners Jellies "It's Berrier!"
>sponsor a driver named Ed Berrier
>>149885338They're still around but they've definitely been in decline. The number of Denny's locations that aren't in truck stops has dwindled to one.
>>149885406That money dissappear in the financial crash of 2008 because it never really existed in the first place.
Can Elliot just explode already?
a missile has hit turn three, obliterating carson hocevar
>>149885396they could have tried a little harder like last time
>>149885415Glad to see other women try the sport while I know Danica was successful in winged an indy.. Pretty much did nothing after|and of course sonic racing.
Berry and Logano penalty for speeding on pits
Lmao this many years later they're still trying to make bubba a thing hes got 1 win in years an that was because of a crashout
please rain give us a meme winner
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>>149885295I haevn't een to a dennys in ages
>>149885437Are you talking about the one in my hometown?
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN DENNY'S RACE
Horrible decision by the 4 team, desu.
>Dillon is gonna finish 2nd
Fucking retarded
I was hoping the rain would start suddenly and cause some chaos before they threw the caution.
Bell failing at post-race inspection. PLEASE.
Indoor stadium races when?
>>149885541lell will run out of fuel, trust the plan
>>149885543Me either the diner locally is always good food an or the ihop so I dun see dennys often
NNIN
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Fuck it should've rained harder
>>149885544Meant to have "I can think of" in there.
There used to be at least twelve stand-alone around here and only one in a truck stop.
Now there are three in truck stops and the one stand-alone.
i tkae it they dont have light on dover?
>>149885621artificial state
>>14988558975,000 seating capacity gas chamber
>>149885591yeah we have a couple of diners/breakfast spots in my town and they're all pretty good though i haven't been to any of them lately either
I donโt understand the wave around rule
C'mon Dillon...DO IT, FOR THE 3, FOR DALE
>>149885665It's what we deserve
Can Elliot just give up already?
stunt on these hoes dennis
>>149885665just put some exhaust fans
>>149885670If the lead car pits, anyone who is not on the lead lap can drive around and get a lap back but they aren't allowed to pit
I can't believe people unironically say this is better than F1
that cloud looks way too dark, just let them finish
>>149885763This is a shit race but still formula 1 is the most boring shit on the face of the earth
Larson.. this isn't your race..
The only time we've seen Danny Burrito today is when he's been getting lapped. He's totally checked out. A mental siesta.
>>149885763A boring NASCAR race is still better than the best race of a Fag1 season.
holy fuck the elliot fans are seething everywhere
What happened to Hocevar? I took a stage 2 nap.
>>149885811not as bad of an outcome then
>>149885816Took himself out, per usual.
I pray for a goodyears tire moment any time now
>>149885763Fagula 1 sponsored by liberty media sucks, this race sucks, but it isn't a semen slurp as F1
>>149885763this is a pretty slurper race tbf. Still would rather watch NASCAR than F1
Thanks for your effort, Ross. I hope we get 8 GWC.
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A few drops in 1.
Pit road still closed.
>>149885910i rather boot GP2x86 than watch F1 because the former is proper F1, not the gay ass shitbrid that is now
I will break some shit if they call this
the code is mike hunt, everybody. the code is mike hunt
>>149885950I'd expect them to stop the race and plan on it going later.
>>149885950Denny deserves this win
drops on camera, it's dennyover
We need an hour of red flag, then a restart juan, then a red flag for clean up, then 5 GWC, this shit will end at midnight
rosss
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>>149885956The code is Lon Moore
just put rally tyres on them
No way they don't call it now
no way they dry this before sunset
>>149886039dennis is nascar's #1 enemy - they will do everything in their power to clear the track
KFB2
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I think NASCAR won't call it back, congrats Hamlel. I'll do my dinner now.
>danielle in a wet tshirt
oh my
>>149886063Rainbows out for Jeff Gordan at the home of DuPont.
Over
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Just finish the race on foot
I blame Ross for the rain
>>149886079thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XoRUurNbzU
>>149886081Hate seeing KFB like this
they'll interview anyone but bubba
>>149885589>Confined space>40 cars running flat out for 3 and a half hoursEveryone would literally die.
>>149886164EVs solve this :^)
Which driver could you win a fight against?
seems like they'll dry this after all
>>149886177All of them except for shithouse, KFB, and chastain
I'm channeling this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_x5tRewLp0
>>149886177I want to fold Tyler Reddick like a lawn chair
looking promising
i wonder if why they gave away the xfinity race then
>>149886210Zilisch isn't suing them
>>149886225Loves me some crustables. <3
Miles the monster is the coolest trophy that isnโt the Martinsville clock
>>149886177Katherine Legge, Natalie Decker, Hailie Deegan, Isabella Robusto. Not Mandy Chick though.
>>149886226better quality
what is that even, winners trophy?
>>149886226Kek looks like miles the monster is commanding them to carry him
>carry me you fools! Bring me to the victor!
>>149886239i would lose to all of them.
>>149886255What the hell was this advertising?
>>149886266it's pretty damn obvious
>>149886240How much does Miles weigh? More than Algaier?
please let memechek win the tournament for peak kek
Reddick growing a badass mullet desu
>Hey, Tyler, how're you doing?
>intense, constant whistling noise from the jet dryers
>>149886285Dillon is the 32 seed. That would be the ultimate meme for the lowest seed to win
>>149886301If this loses we need Danica to make one more year in nascar just for Bubba.
>>149886301Wat? When was this?
>>149886335It says a day ago
jhn getting winded from this interview because he's never been interviewed this long before
which driver is the most autistic?
>>149886375Austin Cindric and William Byron
>>149886375Gotta be cindric right?
>>149886074Made some pizza and NASCAR is still holding this race.
>>149886397Cheese looks good, but I'm not sure about that crust.
Is that homemade or store bought?
>>149886391you forgot your name cody
>>149886397nice one, gajo
>>149886176Until just one catches on fire and it releases more toxic fumes than the entire feild.
>>149886383>>149886384>>149886392cindric is it and i can tell as a fellow autist
everything he's interviewed or talking while sitting, he's always stimming or fiddling with his hands
>>149886338Lmao I like her more then I still hate the fact he wasted FBI time on a literal garage opener and paraded petty out. :/ not even bringing race into it the better bubba wallace plays golf
>gragson lying on the concrete like the fat fucking beached seal he is
>>149886397Damn, tubby. Calm down on the cheese.
>>149886301When the truth is racism.
>>149886416That one I bought it. I tried doing a "homemade" pizza with a pre-made dough last week (pic related), wasn't the best looking and I messed up putting too much tomato sauce, but it was ok.
>>149886427Obrigado, anรฃo.
Parker sounds so fucking gay.
>>149886492Afternoon catnaps are lovely :3
>>149886492I'd imagine that banking angle is pretty comfy
89080
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this man weighs 96 lbs
>>149886397Cheesemaxing is cool. Looks yummy!
>>149886603And 8 pounds of that is swinging cock and balls
>piht ryoohd fur a fresh set of gudyehr tuhrs
>>149886647PULL THEM BELTS UP TIGHT ONE MORE TIME AND PUT A CAN OF SUNOCO RACING FUEL AND 4 FRESH GOODYEAR TIRES
>>149886603>Tfw your options are race car driver, horse jockey or twink
No, TNT. Don't remind me that this shit exists.
>>149886669Personally? Horse jockey. Loves me some horses <(^-^<) though my 1st love is driving having tons of memorabilia and hotwheels, monster trucks an such
>>149886484Don't give up, fren, try again!
>>149886699Preece please defeat the evil.
That's a clean burning track dryer, I tell you what.
fire
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NASCAR is just screwing with Denny at this point, this is hilarious
>>149886700>having tons of memorabilia and hotwheels, monster trucks an suchBased.
>>149886699Not much of a better but chances of this playoffs being as lolbad as last years nonsense?
>>149886748They'll do everything possible to keep him from winning.
Most hilaroius thing possible right now is for a wheel to break loose and get punted into the side of the casino.
>>149886765Depends if SVG skates through round 1.
>pit light is powered by a gas generator
kek
who's likely the smelliest driver?
I made a couple of chicken tendies and some fries in the air fryer with some tobacco-mayonaisse dip for 10 laps
Inevitable restart juan incoming check em
>>149886800The one who refuses to wear a coolsuit.
They should've just restarted with 400 to go
>>149886819>tobacco mayonnaise dip
>>149886819Sounds yum had some potentates, salmon an broccoli. :}
>>149886834i think it got corrected, i meant tabasco
Who wants sausage egg and cheese?
>>149886819>tobacco-mayonaisse dipwut
>>149886849i meant tabasco, sorry, i think it got corrected
also its probably more than 10 laps now thank you gwc
>>1498868221 down, 1 to go
>lellKWABOTY.
>>149886855Omg a snip
>>149886869Did you see a sni
>>149886885didled by chris chan's school buddy
Thank god or the White Safety Barriers of Dover
briscoe 4th on fresh tires
Oh fuck bros I think I may have seen candleja
Bell
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Scripted
rolling for number of overtimes
Did they forget the cue to spin out Busch?
>>149886956Keep up the good work
Jesus butt fucking Christ
The race that wouldn't die
>>149886961I tried the stuffed mushrooms at a Chinese buffet today. They had cream cheese inside, I was not a fan.
What the fuck is Zane Smith's problem?
>>149887002Jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese are delicious
>dillon shirts will sell out
eh
Please slow the fuck down larson
how the fuck did Bread get here
>>149887052he wants to dump hamlin as payback from last year
>>149887002>>149887015These are baby portobellos with provolone and a little parmesan. They are extremely easy to make and quite yummy. Unfortunately, a lot of cheese leaked into the pan, but I guess that's the price of doing buisness. 9/10 you basically cant fuck these up.
>>149886956Bbbbbbbbb BASED!
>1h30 of waiting for the same result
gjge
I hope Nascar pulls a Benoit on Hamlin and blacklists his ass forever
Nascar did everything they could.
But you cannot defeat Dennis.
Yeha im sure that 11 is legal.
>>149887009Also based.
Fuckinkg Dennis.
>way fresher tires
>restart side by side
>lose
That's gotta be demoralizing.
Another weekend where Indycar was better than NASCAR
Drivers shouldn't be allowed to own a team and drive for another team.
>>149887118it probably actually is, denny is just that talented
trouble deactivating the traction control denny?
20 years and still haven't figured out how to do a good burnout
Whatโs Jim France thinking rn
So what's the moral of this race?
>Hey Denny, it would be a shame if we found something illegal on your car in post-race inspection...
>>149887179Dover sucks balls, next gen sucks balls, and nothing will fix it.
We have a new point leader.
How long until Nascar revokes his win for """reasons"""?
>>149887136That's most weekend Indycar runs if you just count Cup.
>>149887185They've tried for decades hes just that gold he taught his kid to drive for him, hes back on the sims :D
>>149887179That thereโs nothing wrong with ending under a red flag desu
>>149887208Good to know Cody leads the series in something.
Next week is the Brickyard. Ty v Ty.
>>149887230damn that's rough
>>149887208Denny missing a whole ass race and still being 4th in points is very impressive.
Could this actually be his season?
>>149887254lol no he will choke as always
I'm going to miss the Brickyard next week, but I'll take some ARCA and Truck pictures at IRP on Friday.
>>149887283the DNF'd cars are a nice touch
>>149887283Which is your favorite miniature car?
>>149882027 (OP)>Dennis editionTruly, a thread worthy of Dennisheads. Dennissisters, rise.
>>149887283Based animeanon, keep up with your job. Those pictures are always cool.
>I'm going to miss the Brickyard next weekSee you the week after the next week so.
And btw, that July month went so fast, I was worried that Truggs Series would take too long to return, but it didn't. I'll try to catch up on Friday.
Have a good night, /turnleft/ frens.
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>>149887306#94 McDonalds from 1997
>>149887426Holy crap, that batman one is cool!
>>149887426That's a 1996 McDonald's car.