Thread 149882027

Dennis edition
Race starts at 2:00 PM EST on TNT, qualifying was rained out, new tire being used, Chase Elliot on the pole.

>>149882027 (OP)
>that ugly ass scheme
>this week’s ugly ass scheme
>sponsorship issues
do you guys think dennis is leaving JGR soon? i imagine if this charter debacle goes to shit he’d absolutely relinquish the 11 to reddick

is this going to be any good? I saw a bit of xfinity yesterday, but I dont' remember any of it

>>149882142
Rain is gone and new tires so it'll probably be better than the usual JRMslop.

dubs and asscar folds

Concessions

>>149882279
>cheese cup

>>149882160
ok cool i haev some ice cream for later

>>149882161
Are you the same hungarybro that likes Kulwicki? You might like this video that was posted yesterday. A deep dive of his '92 Thunderbird with his old crew chief.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klEgmnU1CCk&

Was the start time moved up? I thought it was a 4:00pm start for Cup.

>>149882506
no

who's the banana

>>149882747
melonman

>>149882747
bubba, he kept pulling in Ross' pit due to the watermelon, so they needed something else.

Mommy should come back for the daytona race

Should I order pizza or Chinese for the race?

>>149882870
I'm making pizza in my pizza oven

Winner roll!

>>149882870
Whatever you crave most.

>>149882870
get a chinese pizza

>>149882927
...is that a thing? seems like it'd be soggy

fatal wreck roll

>>149882860
Going to need her and Danielle Trotta to square off in a bod off.

>muh God
Aaaaamen.
>Shalom

>>149882994
>SHALOM
KEK

Chase Briscoe looks like Dale Gribble of King of the Hill

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>muh god
>muh country
>muh flyover
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

>>149883052
europeans celebrate the start of the race by letting rich men cum in underage prostitutes.

>>149882870
Go to the chinese buffet but only get pizza to go

tyler reddick is fat

>>149883039
He needs to get on that logano program

[spoiler]BEN[/spoiler] Dover tonight

>>149883115
what did she mean by this?

>>149883039
just go bald or get hair therapy. JUST

based black dudes

Video games and anime

>we just need more black people-Nascar CEO
KEK

spics would prolly be far more receptive.

>>149883173
with all due respect, die

how will larson and/or blaney kwab today

>>149882027 (OP)
>new tire

What’s this about

>>149883173
Based.

>>149883201
What driver is being quoted?

>>149883199
I almost died in Chicago

>>149883201
Drivers are pussies scared to get boo-boos let alone die and that's the most important thing that needs to change

>>149883220
>A new Goodyear Racing Eagle tire setup designed specifically for the Monster Mile’s ever-changing track surface awaits NASCAR Cup Series teams. The new tire has been designed to withstand the high speeds and high loads associated with racing at Dover, and won’t be used at any other track this season.

>“Laying rubber down on the concrete surface is a key factor in the design of our tread compounds for Dover,” said Rick Heinrich, Goodyear NASCAR product manager. “While the track turns black as cars lay rubber down during green flag racing, the hot tires then pick up this same rubber when the track cools under cautions. Dover presents a unique opportunity to engineer a tire to help in laying down rubber on a particularly smooth surface, and we’ve designed the product to do just that.”

Does anybody give a shit about the meme tournament

Kino indycar race
Time for some turnleft

Does someone at TNT read /turnleft/? Last week an anon was bitching about what is the point of having Trotta as a pit reporter if you're not going to do full body shots of her. Today, full body shot.

bubba bros...he will only get 2/5's his purse if he wins
Has to be racist

>>149883265
classic

>>149883263
No.

>>149883286
So, what happened?

I can already feel a comfy stage 2 nap incoming

>>149883300
23XI and Front Row are unchartered teams this week due to a lawsuit where a judge ruled against them.

BOOGITY

>>149883285
Probably Dale Junya.

>>149883300
The 23XI cars are open cars and they get a fraction of the prize money relative to a charted car desu

>>149883295
>WapCar
Weeaboo and Pedophile Cartoon Auto Racing

>>149883263
no. a 3 race moto like in motocross/snocross/quadcross that seeds the 4th race would be kino though.
give the moto 5-4-3-3-3-2-2-2-2 points that all count for the finale, but finale gives 90% of the points and not a racecourse but one moto would be.

>>149883285
Jr is a confirmed poster
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/dale%20jr/

>>149883347
I was talking about the challenge to get the million bucks not the memeoffs

Is there a competition caution?

>>149883300
idk, but if a driver wins they deserve the whole purse.

>>149883328
>front row drivers winning
>bulbbasaur winning

>>149883357
Yeah at lap 35 to check on the new tires desu

>>149883353
I was also talking about the meme challenge.

>>149883353
It really seems like the best strat is to just wreck the guy your matched up against.

top kek

>>149883350
He and Drunk Harv are the best posters here outside Rhea at /pw/

>>149883383
Forgive my autism I’m sorry


BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY

Just got in from IndyCar.
Cam on Leliot!

>>149883328
Can't they still appeal that decision? I mean, NASCAR wouldn't like to lose all the marketing from the bubble outside the motorsport that MJ brings to them, and both teams might have their arguments in favor of maintaing their charters. I wasn't following this case closely, though.

why does this look like a video game

>>149883423
>leliott
ur a fag

>>149882870
What did you decide, anon?

nice to see the 19 honoring troox's legacy by leading at his hometrack

svg KEK!

>>149883440
TNT just sucks

GIDDAY MATES IM THE SHITTA TODAY

>>149883458
Love to see it

>>149883441
>ur a fag
No, I'm NAPA anon.

nice to see Shane back in 30th where he belongs

>>149883444
Perhaps a succulent chinese meal.

>svg
back to reality

>SVG already tarding out on an oval course
o i am chuckling

Fatal roll

SVG always thinks something is broken, the diagnosis is "concrete oval track"

>>149883488
>Get your hand off my penis!

>run a racecourse setup on dover
KEK

Bubba status?

>>149883497
It’s a mechanical problem

couldn't svg just run road courses?

>>149883367
based

>>149883526
if he did that hey wouldn't be eligible for playoffs / championship

>>149883516
>racecourse set up

What on gods green earth did you mean by this

>>149883517
broken

I am tired of pretending next gen cars aren't the best racing we've seen since the third gen.

Who gave ASS VEE GEE an ARCA car?

>>149883539
i see, so he can't
pain.

>>149883542
that he is bad at just....turning left. the king of...turning right

>>149883562
>racecourse set up

No but seriously what did you mean by this

Which driver has the most interesting radio chatter?

>>149883032
>>149883039
POCKET SAND!

apologize

>>149883589
Austin Dillon

>>149883582
He probably meant a road course set up, anon.

>>149883606
i'm sorry

>>149883606
I apologize

Do you guys like the In-Season challenge?

What the fuck is up with Larson? Did he stay up too late last night playing spirit cars? Who won last night BTW? I fell asleep.

Just remembered I have some homemade sweet tea

>>149883638
no, I'm not a gambling addict

>>149883638
I pretend it doesn't exist

>>149883610
His spotter was a hero on this day.

>>149883638
I don't really know why it's a thing so I don't really pay attention to it.

A STAGE INSIDE A STAGE? WTF IS THAT

oh good, we get an extra stage break today

>1 mile track
>its not a shorttrack
what did they mean by this?

>>149883638
I couldn’t give less of a shit about it but Ty Dillon beating everybody is pretty based in a meme way

>>149883638
If NASCAR wants to do it and give the winning driver some extra money, then that's fine. But the fans don't give 2 flying fucks

>>149883682
>I don't really know why it's a thing

>NASCAR makes its much-anticipated return to TNT Sports with the inaugural In-Season Challenge _____presented by DraftKings_____

>>149883638
I liked Bubba and Bowman fighting in Chicago

he's turning right
gonna fuck up the vortex

rolling speeding penalty

>>149883648
>1 pound of sugar per gallon of tea
>just southern things

>>149883645
Macri, Rico or Kyle finished behind him and couldn’t chase him down

>>149883685
>>149883688
Comp cawshun to check on the new tire

>>149883724
I used like a tablespoon of sugar for 24 oz of tea


I don’t like it too sweet desu

>>149883731
Why are you showing us a basic diagram of a nuclear power plant?

For me it's Bojangles steeped sweet tea.

Finally a good pitstop from the #8 crew.
>>149883731
Interesting to hear it.

Fuck HBO Max

>>149883712
I mean, I get that its a gambling gimmick, but don't they try to justify it as something else?

Goddamn Cody Ware sucks ass. I could drive a Cup car better than him

>>149883695
isn't short track under 1 mile? dover is exactly 1 mile and loudon is 1.00something

>>149883775
Im subscribed purely to have access to The Sopranos at any time

>>149883752
Wanted to pass on some knowledge about nuclear reactors, I think they’re cool

>>149883790
I'm subscribed too, but I don't have the right tier to watch the race. So fuck them

>>149883801
based and spergpilled

who's the most depressing driver?

>>149883729
So Larson won race 2? It's kind of like Tony winning all those SRX races, but whatever. I enjoy what I saw of it.

That rheem livery got me acting unwise

All 4 JGR cars in the top 10

>>149883820
He sounds in pain every time he talks

hey I got some commentary with my static

>>149883801
I wish Europoor wasn't so rough on nuclear energy, instead of destroying acres of land to build windmills that break up when facing the...wind.

>>149883790
>Im subscribed purely to have access to The Sopranos at any time
>>149883813
Hydraflix.vip

This year is lacking in fights.

>>149883830
Did you have to drive one home, Uber back and grab the other one?

>>149883820
He doesn't show any pleasure on racing that shitbox.

>>149883786
its inbetween. its a slightly larger bristol except people in delaware don't care about it. shouldn't even be a state along with Rhode island and New mexico. 2 luxemborgs and a serbia.

>>149883872
My wife drives the Camry full time. The 86 is my daily. They're both in my name

>>149883862
Boomers were scared of nuclear weapons and love to shit on good ideas, so they stopped nuclear power from being a thing. Thankfully, they will all be dead soon. Too bad they sold out the world their parents built for them first.

Since we're already more than half way through the season what's the best liveries you think we got this year?

>>149883830
>applebee's
I KEK'd
Sitdown slop as a franchise.

>>149883905
Berry's paint scheme today is badass.

About to open my second AriZona

>>149883927
for me, it's the Arnold Palmer Lite version.

>>149883937
That's actually what I have
I don't think they make a non-lite version though, or at least I've never seen one

>>149883862
they do this is in america too. They weren't even hooked up to the grid for a couple years about 45 miles north 100's of them.
They are now trying to do a giant solar plant 200 miles north that is completely overcast for the whole winter and get 120 inches of snow.

>>149883937
unfathomably based

>>149883905
RFK makes the Nextgens look good, they always have some sleek schemes

>>149883927
Two Arizonas? In this economy?

>>149883962
this looks like poop

>>149883927
these would be $3 if it was public company/owned by a jew.

>>149883784
apparently denny's idea to spice up the mid-season summer slump

>>149883962
Pic unrelated

>>149883905
The cursed scheme.

>>149883973
The owner and his sons have an extended lunch together every day. Totally based company that takes care of their employees.

Took a stage 1 nap

>>149883905
Cindric has a bunch of great schemes
Red Valvoline and blue Valvoline (5 and 24)
Castrol 6
Kelley (Sky) Blue Book on the 9
Mobil 1 (20)
Classic woods Brothers and the Green paint job
Hunt Brothers Pizza for Joey
Saia and interstate batteries on the 54

But Red Bull has to be the winner this year

>>149884000
checked and when we getting a Sheetz livery

>>149883913
I wasn't at Applebee's. They just happen to be next door

>new tire you guys!!!
>nothing happens

>>149884019
three years ago

>>149884033
oh nice, looks good

>>149884021
mate you are at an outlet mall or walmart taking pics of cars KEK.
you hispanic?

Is it a parade today?

>>149884065
dirty air parade same as literally every dover race in this garbage car

>Herbst -1 lap
The Livefast #78 has a better average finish in races they have started this year than Herbst.

>>149883905
#43's John Andretti throwback
#21 Jim Clark throwback and the default Motorcraft scheme
#8 Rebel Bourbon at COTA
White NAPA paint from #9 (Clash)
#88 Weathertech

>>149884060
I'm white. I had the 86 for 5 minutes. That was the first time both cars were parked next to each other and it was the first picture I took

>>149884000
>>149884019
>>149884033
Need Sheetz to sponsor a throwback car.

Punished Kyle arc when?

>>149884078
I forgot this beauty from the All Stars Race too.

Suarez racing for the lead and pretending he isn't a lap behind

>>149884117
I am erect

>>149884028
why does this look like an Indian profile pic

>>149884117
Impressive, very nice.

>new tire with no tracktime
>still a slurper
Feed all Gen7 cars into the big shredder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO_SH-RTvvo

Goodyear’d

>>149884065
>>149884073
At least ARCA was good...

>>149884210
where he BELONGS

I forgot how much I missed TNT broadcasting.

>>149884210
RACE ME ON A STREET COURSE YEW FOOKIN YANKS

>logano pushing someone else off pit road
hahaha

>>149884210
i feel sorry for any newly gained SVG fans

>>149884292
It only makes the yearly road course wins that much better, kind like kruts yearly wins

Did Goodyear just reuse rain tires for these or something? What's with the deep grooves underneath the slick tread?

jamie little gripping my cock with her piercing, predatory talons like a hawk to a vole

greeeen

>>149884314
That's a shit livery because the chain is shit.

>>149884235
>if not for the laws of this land I would have butchered you

>>149884326
I need her graceful man hands wrapped firmly yet lovingly around my bepurpled THROBBING MEMBER

>>149884292

The same crew that did 9/11 also did his front right tyre

You know who I'm talking about


Curiously, SVG runs the 88 car. COINCIDENCE?!?!

BEEF

>>149884314
Worst Hunt Brothers' livery ever.

who deserves to have their washed up arc start next year?

fuckin geico ads

>>149884323
Why is an early 2000s F1 tire hiding in there?

>>149884371
anyone but keselowski, please someone take this year out back and shoot it

Why are they racing in a state that doesn't exist?

>all four HMS and JGR top 8
we sacrificed Shane for this?

Can not recall a single good Dover race in the last 15 years and this place used to have two dates

Not the best race I’ve seen

>>149884336
NASCAR's soft power is making me think that all the food corps that sponsor its cars and races might be good.
Has anyone here eaten something because of NASCAR sponsorships?

>>149884423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUXAHlS2Pls&

>all these big ass gaps
this race looks like a total snoozer

>>149884323
Just do a simple tire rotation and you're good to go.

>>149883905
unironically the wendys and the cracker barrell one

>>149884435
I ate a bunch of breztri one time because of Austin Dillon's car.

>Hype up Shane Van Gisbergen two weeks in a row
>Dead last with no chance of catching up

>>149884468
this oke is not soooooo great but i love the color

>>149884423
i remember 2020 and it still pains me

>>149884435
I used to take a shot of dupont when Jeff Gordon won.

>>149884426
yeah kinda hard coming from the indycar race which was kino as fuck to this

Larson's car is apparently about to explode.

>bowman unfucked himself after a crash

Kek

>>149884488
>Cliff Daniels says its the exhaust hitting a flange
fugg

who's the most boring driver personality wise?

>>149884512
chase

>>149884435
I rarely eat at Wendy's, but I made sure to get my free SVG nuggets

>>149884512
people will say elliot
they're right, but blaney is probably the worst

got some racing happening now, nice dive inside

How the fuck do we fix Next Gen?

>>149884459
>>149884483
>not chugging STP

We need someone to wreck 1-10

>>149884537
We need a wreck in general this shit is suffering

>>149884512
all modern racers are cardboard. Literally abunch of trust fund kids who never had to socialize outside of racing. Autism.

>>149884512
Gragson has ALL the charisma at FRM. Zane Smith and Todd Gilliland have a combined personality of tree bark

>>149884533
Take a sawzall to the undertray.
If that doesn't work, Gen8.

>>149884079
grim anon. a truck is the status symbol of the white man

>>149884547
all the charisma but none of the talent

>>149884521
At least blaney will show emotion when he's angry

Byron should stop trying

>>149884554
Yeah. If you're a closet faggot

>turnleft
THREAD MENTIONED

>>149884561
agreed its crazy that a man can be so pvre and so full of svol. He needs to give the competition a chance.

>>149884556
The question wasn't about talent. Gragson has none of that

>>149884558
Never has the balls to ever act on anything though, which is why people abuse him so much and no one fucks with his teammates because Logano and Cindric will punt your ass.

bread looks miserable today

>>149884313
That's the inside of the tires where the wording goes. It's not supposed to be on the outside.

look at those packed stands

>>149884565
I play in golf league, one of the last places of the white man's club. It's 90% trucks.

what the fuck so i do? i put down a lot on SVG winning and he's not even worth talking about in this race.

>>149884590
why would you do that
he had an average finish of like 27th before the road courses

LELiot
JUST

>>149884590
>SVG
>oval

>>149884554
I've had multiple trucks. They're so generic and boring to drive. I wanted something with soul. So I bought the 86. I don't regret anything

No one is gonna fuck upa nd trap the field a lap down...

HIT SOMEONE ALREADY HOCEVAR

>>149884565
Based sports car enjoyer.

The 51 is just as many laps down as SVG. Goddamn he sucks

>>149884594
>>149884597
fuck

SEETHING lmao

>>149884633
Cody Ware is a national treasure don't make fun of him.

hamlin is gonna have buttsex with ty dillon

>ZERO personality:
Nemechek, Herbst, Gilliland, Briscoe, Z. Smith, Gibbs, Yeley, Ware, Elliott, Bell, Byron, Berry, Haley, T. Dillon

>Restrained blunt personality:
Larson, Reddick, Jones, Blaney, Suarez

>Some personality:
Buescher, A. Dillon, SVG, McDowell, Bowman, Preece

>Lots of personality:
Busch, Hamlin, Logano, Stenhouse, Cindric, Dinger, Keselowski, Gragson, Chastain, Hocevar

>Personality for the wrong reasons
Bubba

can you bet on a top 5 spot?
I normally only bet college football

Denny moment

>>149884586
Trucks are unfun to drive.

>>149884590
Bro...

>>149884590
God's trying to tell you to stop being a degenerate gamblefag.

denny absolutely seething on the radio

>>149884634
Anon, betting is not good.

>>149884663
You live to see it.

can suarez really last the entire stage

>>149884649
This is pretty close

We need a Kurt Busch kind of personality again

>>149884649
Do watermelons really have personality? I thought they were just fruits owo

Did Ford even bring any cars to this race?

>>149884656
I'm over 25, its insignificant except in winter when I'd rather have the truck everytime.
t. 300k miles in light/mid trucks
t. 20k miles in a jeep
t. 15k miles in a camaro
t. 100k miles in a grand prix

>>149884649
I'd move Gibbs to the same category as Bubba

>>149884697
a lot actually

Shit race

If the Picture of Richard Petty on the STP Son of a Gun! line of products is older than you, you don't know SHIT about stock car racing.

hocevar tried

Hovercar is a dumbass

>>149884716
Cant wait till 2026 though only in truck series *so far* Dodge coming back :@

Hocevar should upgrade to Indy

>>149884755
Anon, the guy at Dodge promoting it said he wants them to be in Cup for 2027.

Is Delaware even real?

>>149884739
Is there anybody on this board that was born before 81?

I wish the weather would rain this shit race out desu senpai

>>149884773
Good. Penske caused them to leavr even after brads win D: still salty

Ware to the garage

>>149884755
>>149884773
I hope Dodge finishes in last place in every race they enter

>>149884779
I was born in 1981

>>149884798
Well you got me by 5 years

>>149884790
I guess nascar.com has the radios fucked up, because 16 went to the garage.

rolling wrecker in 4 laps

>>149884773
I like to see it but I don't really know how Dodge/Stellantis can afford to do that.

>>149884797
same but toyota

I was born in 1992

Who will be the first actual caution?

>>149884824
whoever hocevar takes out

>>149884824
me

>>149884797
Dodge coming back to trucks is a meme. They'll have different grille and headlight stickers and we’ll see a bunch of Ram ads, that’s the extent of it.

I miss COT.

>>149884833
We need a RIVIAN rep

>>149884818
What else happened in 1992?

>>149884817
Ya seethe?

>>149884870
Kevin Nash was raped in the sweltering hot summer of 1992

who current the oldest has the oldest career in the cup anyways?

>>149884893
is that true?

>>149884909
‘Fraid so

>>149884893
Failed get. KWAB

Larson needs this win why the fuck is everyone else not letting him through?

>>149884862
Rivian is owned by Ford because it was easier to buy them out and use their tech than it was to develop their own and compete with them for EV truck sales.

The entire top 10 being JGR/HMS plus a JGR satellite and 1 Penske sucks.

>>149884936
welcome back to normalcy

Yes, my involuntary motor movements have improved by taking Ingrezza, bit now I constantly think about jamming a pistol in my mouth and ending all of it.

>>149884929
Why would the best driver in the world need to be let through?

ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT NIGREZZA

shit race
gonna eat my frozen 4 cheese pizza

>>149884934
Amazon and VW each own more of Rivian than Ford.

>>149884934
>Rivian is owned by Ford
They sold 90% of their investment in 2022 which was never more than like 10% to begin with.

>>149884906
Norm Benning

rolling stage 3 juancauser

>>149884983
sorry had a stroke there i meant who had the longest career in the current lineup for the cup series.

>>149884983
>73
Geez this guy is barely younger than the sport itself.

>>149885003
Hamlin currently I think?

>>149884980
Oh, looks like the took the tech they wanted and dumped them back in 2023.

>>149885003
>>149885019
Kyle Busch, his first start was in 2004

>>149885003
Kyle Busch did his first cup races in 2004.

shannon spake's sweaty chest glistening in the hot dover sun.

>>149885019
Busch debuted on Cup before Hamlin.

>>149884893
coincidence? i think not

>>149885029
Hamlin was 2004 too desu power diesel 200 race @_@

I'm making cheeseburgers tonight. What do you guys want on yours?

>not even green on tv yet
>hear another caution come out on nascar.com

>capcha fucking with me

>>149885038
This but Cole Custer

>spin across the middle of the track
>nobody comes near him
Fucking track is too short to be fast and too big to cause chain crashes...

Man, I wanted Elliot to pass Bell, but not like that. We almost got some actual racing. Nice recovery though.

Oops

Kwab.

Bellbros…

>dude it's fucking hot as shit in the car
nascar has been a thing for like 80 years in the summer and they still haven't figured this shit out.

>>149885078
Mushrooms, bacon and Swiss, medium, please.

>Bell's Chief calling everyone else jokers
This is going to look bad for them in a few minutes

>elliot takes lead in crazy accident
>rain immediately forming on the horizon
potential script so good it perforated reality

>>149885144
They use cool suits but the always fail and AC systems can fuck with the electrical system

>>149885078
a second cheeseburger

>>149885148
Same please

>>149885078
That looks so good, anon.
>What do you guys want on yours?
BBQ sauce, bacon and onion rings on it if possible, just like a Burger King Rodeo.

>>149885078
American cheese, lettuce, a couple slices of red onion, 3 pickles, a little mayo and a little ketchup please

>>149885078
Cream cheese, onions, jalapenos, Nashville hot ranch

How do we stop Elliot?

>>149885183
And medium rare, please.

i love logano hes such a bitch

MORE BEEF

Kyle Busch doesn’t deserve this suffering

I miss the mid race sudden focus on Bubba

>>149885148
>>149885177
>>149885183
>>149885189
>>149885201

Heard. Six burgers all day.

>>149885183
>BBQ sauce, bacon and onion rings
That's one of my favorites. It's often called a cowboy burger.

>>149885231
Speak of the devil

RAIN IN 5

>>149885231
You had to jinx it >.<

>>149885231
>>149885258
thanks for the info

>>149885213
he's a spiteful bitch

How has Denny not have a Denny's sponsorship yet?

>>149885292
I'm okay with it because Trackhouse is the most Reddit team alive.

>>149885297
>everything i hate is reddit
>>>/v/

>>149885295
Why doesn't KB run the Busch car? What doesn't Jessie Love run the Love's truck? There are so many of these amd I think it is deliberately to annoy us.

Just end this shit with the weather so we can move on with our lives

>>149885312
They literally take their race strategies from Reddit suggestions.

>>149885295
I can't remember the last time I saw a Denny's. I don't think they have the budget to be sponsoring anything like NASCAR.

>>149885295
IDK but I wanna see it

>>149885317
>brandon jones’ dad is the owner or ceo or president or whatever of rheem
>drives the Menards car

>>149885312
Trackhouse is reddit. Quirky chungus watermelon driver and two foreigners.

How many illegal mexicans work on the Chastain Watermelon farm?

the air force car looked better than the space force car desu

>>149885370
at least three thousand but ross will still pretend he's blue-collar

>>149885295
ditto jimmie johnson and jimmy john's

no katherine legge this week. no post race socks.

>>149885376
They actually worked on something for once trying to clean up their image of being sawftest brance in military

The way all the big ass companies just said fuck sponsoring NASCAR makes me think it doesn't move the needle at all or all that money went to gay pride parade sponsorships.

>>149885393
we had isabella robusto a couple of days ago at least

>raindrop on the camera
it better downpour so it doesn't restart

>>149885388
Closest we got

>>149885406
They need to do more commercials again

>Garners Jellies "It's Berrier!"
>sponsor a driver named Ed Berrier

>>149885338
They're still around but they've definitely been in decline. The number of Denny's locations that aren't in truck stops has dwindled to one.

>>149885422
best era

>>149885406
That money dissappear in the financial crash of 2008 because it never really existed in the first place.

Can Elliot just explode already?

a missile has hit turn three, obliterating carson hocevar

>>149885396
they could have tried a little harder like last time

>>149885415
Glad to see other women try the sport while I know Danica was successful in winged an indy.. Pretty much did nothing after|and of course sonic racing.

Berry and Logano penalty for speeding on pits

Bubba...

Lmao this many years later they're still trying to make bubba a thing hes got 1 win in years an that was because of a crashout

please rain give us a meme winner

WOO RAIN

the 4 looks pretty nice

oh no

rain out. bell wins.

>>149885507
>Bell
grim

>>149885295
I haevn't een to a dennys in ages

>>149885437
Are you talking about the one in my hometown?

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN DENNY'S RACE

Horrible decision by the 4 team, desu.

>Dillon is gonna finish 2nd
Fucking retarded

I was hoping the rain would start suddenly and cause some chaos before they threw the caution.

Bell failing at post-race inspection. PLEASE.

Indoor stadium races when?

>>149885541
lell will run out of fuel, trust the plan

>>149885543
Me either the diner locally is always good food an or the ihop so I dun see dennys often

>>149885567
Wait a second

Fuck it should've rained harder

>>149885544
Meant to have "I can think of" in there.
There used to be at least twelve stand-alone around here and only one in a truck stop.
Now there are three in truck stops and the one stand-alone.

i tkae it they dont have light on dover?

>>149885621
artificial state

>>149885589
75,000 seating capacity gas chamber

Do you like this top 10?

>>149885591
yeah we have a couple of diners/breakfast spots in my town and they're all pretty good though i haven't been to any of them lately either

I don’t understand the wave around rule

C'mon Dillon...DO IT, FOR THE 3, FOR DALE

>>149885665
It's what we deserve

Can Elliot just give up already?

stunt on these hoes dennis

BLOW UP HAMLIN

>>149885665
just put some exhaust fans

JGR circle jerk.

>>149885670
If the lead car pits, anyone who is not on the lead lap can drive around and get a lap back but they aren't allowed to pit

I can't believe people unironically say this is better than F1

Save us larson

Go Larson

that cloud looks way too dark, just let them finish

>>149885763
This is a shit race but still formula 1 is the most boring shit on the face of the earth

Larson.. this isn't your race..

The only time we've seen Danny Burrito today is when he's been getting lapped. He's totally checked out. A mental siesta.

Please do a Toyotacide

>>149885777
checked

>>149885763
A boring NASCAR race is still better than the best race of a Fag1 season.

holy fuck the elliot fans are seething everywhere

What happened to Hocevar? I took a stage 2 nap.

>>149885816
Heh

aaaaaaaa

>>149885811
not as bad of an outcome then

>>149885816
Took himself out, per usual.

I pray for a goodyears tire moment any time now

>>149885763
Fagula 1 sponsored by liberty media sucks, this race sucks, but it isn't a semen slurp as F1

STOP IT LARSON

>>149885763
this is a pretty slurper race tbf. Still would rather watch NASCAR than F1

Thanks for your effort, Ross. I hope we get 8 GWC.

nooooo

melonbros...

>>149885871
monkey paw

A few drops in 1.
Pit road still closed.

>>149885910
i rather boot GP2x86 than watch F1 because the former is proper F1, not the gay ass shitbrid that is now

I will break some shit if they call this

the code is mike hunt, everybody. the code is mike hunt

>>149885950
I'd expect them to stop the race and plan on it going later.

>>149885950
Denny deserves this win

drops on camera, it's dennyover

We need an hour of red flag, then a restart juan, then a red flag for clean up, then 5 GWC, this shit will end at midnight

>>149885956
The code is Lon Moore

just put rally tyres on them

No way they don't call it now

Comfy rain, desu.

no way they dry this before sunset

>>149886039
dennis is nascar's #1 enemy - they will do everything in their power to clear the track

trophy heist

I think NASCAR won't call it back, congrats Hamlel. I'll do my dinner now.

>danielle in a wet tshirt
oh my

>>149886063
Rainbows out for Jeff Gordan at the home of DuPont.

>>149886081
lmao

Just finish the race on foot

I blame Ross for the rain

>>149886079
Prewf naow?

>>149886079
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XoRUurNbzU

>>149886081
Hate seeing KFB like this

they'll interview anyone but bubba

I could heem Byron

>>149885589
>Confined space
>40 cars running flat out for 3 and a half hours
Everyone would literally die.

>>149886164
EVs solve this :^)

Which driver could you win a fight against?

seems like they'll dry this after all

>>149886177
All of them except for shithouse, KFB, and chastain

>>149886188
xfinity..

I'm channeling this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_x5tRewLp0

>>149886177
I want to fold Tyler Reddick like a lawn chair

looking promising
i wonder if why they gave away the xfinity race then

denny is so cool

>>149886210
Zilisch isn't suing them

>>149886225
Loves me some crustables. <3

Miles the monster is the coolest trophy that isn’t the Martinsville clock

>>149886177
Katherine Legge, Natalie Decker, Hailie Deegan, Isabella Robusto. Not Mandy Chick though.

>>149886226
better quality
what is that even, winners trophy?

>>149886226
Kek looks like miles the monster is commanding them to carry him

>carry me you fools! Bring me to the victor!

>>149886239
i would lose to all of them.

hurry up nascum

>>149886255
What the hell was this advertising?

>>149886266
it's pretty damn obvious

>>149886240
How much does Miles weigh? More than Algaier?

please let memechek win the tournament for peak kek

Danica chuds...

Reddick growing a badass mullet desu

>Hey, Tyler, how're you doing?
>intense, constant whistling noise from the jet dryers

>>149886285
Dillon is the 32 seed. That would be the ultimate meme for the lowest seed to win

>>149886301
If this loses we need Danica to make one more year in nascar just for Bubba.

>>149886301
Wat? When was this?

>>149886335
It says a day ago

jhn getting winded from this interview because he's never been interviewed this long before

>>149886343
Kek

which driver is the most autistic?

>>149886375
Austin Cindric and William Byron

>>149886375
cindric

>>149886375
me

>>149886375
Gotta be cindric right?

>>149886074
Made some pizza and NASCAR is still holding this race.

>>149886397
Cheese looks good, but I'm not sure about that crust.
Is that homemade or store bought?

>>149886391
you forgot your name cody

>>149886397
nice one, gajo

>>149886176
Until just one catches on fire and it releases more toxic fumes than the entire feild.

>>149886383
>>149886384
>>149886392
cindric is it and i can tell as a fellow autist
everything he's interviewed or talking while sitting, he's always stimming or fiddling with his hands

>>149886338
Lmao I like her more then I still hate the fact he wasted FBI time on a literal garage opener and paraded petty out. :/ not even bringing race into it the better bubba wallace plays golf

>>149886397
Damn, tubby. Calm down on the cheese.

>>149886301
When the truth is racism.

>>149886416
That one I bought it. I tried doing a "homemade" pizza with a pre-made dough last week (pic related), wasn't the best looking and I messed up putting too much tomato sauce, but it was ok.
>>149886427
Obrigado, anão.

Parker sounds so fucking gay.

mood

>>149886375
Cody Ware

>>149886492
rRrRrRrRrRr

>>149886492
Afternoon catnaps are lovely :3

>>149886492
I'd imagine that banking angle is pretty comfy

this man weighs 96 lbs

>>149886397
Cheesemaxing is cool. Looks yummy!

>>149886603
And 8 pounds of that is swinging cock and balls

We need a chad driver

spotters' row

>>149886647
PULL THEM BELTS UP TIGHT ONE MORE TIME AND PUT A CAN OF SUNOCO RACING FUEL AND 4 FRESH GOODYEAR TIRES

>>149886603
>Tfw your options are race car driver, horse jockey or twink

No, TNT. Don't remind me that this shit exists.

>>149886669
Personally? Horse jockey. Loves me some horses <(^-^<) though my 1st love is driving having tons of memorabilia and hotwheels, monster trucks an such

>>149886484
Don't give up, fren, try again!

>>149886699
Preece please defeat the evil.

That's a clean burning track dryer, I tell you what.

>>149886699
>ty gibbs

>>149886732
>Propane

NASCAR is just screwing with Denny at this point, this is hilarious

>>149886700
>having tons of memorabilia and hotwheels, monster trucks an such
Based.

>>149886699
Not much of a better but chances of this playoffs being as lolbad as last years nonsense?

>>149886748
They'll do everything possible to keep him from winning.

Most hilaroius thing possible right now is for a wheel to break loose and get punted into the side of the casino.

>>149886765
Depends if SVG skates through round 1.

>pit light is powered by a gas generator
kek

who's likely the smelliest driver?

>>149886800
truex

>>149886800
Cody Ware

I made a couple of chicken tendies and some fries in the air fryer with some tobacco-mayonaisse dip for 10 laps

Inevitable restart juan incoming check em

please wreck the top 2

>>149886800
The one who refuses to wear a coolsuit.

They should've just restarted with 400 to go

>>149886819
>tobacco mayonnaise dip

Here we go

>>149886819
Sounds yum had some potentates, salmon an broccoli. :}

>>149886834
i think it got corrected, i meant tabasco

Who wants sausage egg and cheese?

>>149886819
>tobacco-mayonaisse dip
wut

>>149886822
YESSSSSSSSSS

lell

>>149886849
i meant tabasco, sorry, i think it got corrected
also its probably more than 10 laps now thank you gwc

JUAN

>>149886822
1 down, 1 to go

Oops

>>149886822
close enough

>lell
KWABOTY.
>>149886855
Omg a snip

>lell
>tardson

oof

Hamlin molested Bell

>>149886869
Did you see a sni

Bell status?

Toyotacide !!

SEND IT

>>149886885
rung

>>149886885
didled by chris chan's school buddy

>>149886885
rung

>>149886885
Joker

Thank god or the White Safety Barriers of Dover

briscoe 4th on fresh tires