>>149888213 (OP)
Doyers

dodgers

kiss the rings foo

hispanics lost

friendly reminder

Giants and Dodgers sitting in a tree

S
U
C
K
I
N
G

>early
why is this allowed?

>>149888224
>ventura, santa barbara and san luis obispo
holy shit i kneel

'stros

>>149888224
>sure it's full of brown spic subhumans but muh weather o algo

>>149888213 (OP)
My berds suck now, say something nice about them.

Yankees.

>>149888225
Continue, I'm close.

Birth rates

So is El Chikaner gonna be in these threads too?

>>149888224
>Harris County, TX below 50
Sounds about right. It's usually freezing in winter and then shoots up to 90+ until it's winter again.

>>149888229
because you can't do shit about it, bitch

>>149888263
Report and ignore

>>149888268
Fight me irl

is this the thread?

>>149888252
>good weather, latinas, and abundance in mexican food
and this is bad because...?

>>149888263
Can I get a rundown it this guy? I asked for one in a soccer thread but nobody said anything

>>149888268
i'm the usual thread guy

>>149888278
Don’t reply to it

sumo match incoming

lol

>>149888229
>two posts early
Ppl will literally make new ones like 5 posts in

>>149888224
every county in northern California outside of the coast and tahoe should be bright pink

but we need nu tho

Why are the tigers struggling against the rags?

>>149888282
During 2022 world cup the latinx made fun of europe teams for being full of black migrants and it seemed to offend this guy, he's been spamming ever since.

but we need nu tho

>>149888298
>divegrass
Gay

>>149888298
What does he spam exactly?

>>149888278
>brown spic infested shithole
>good
lmao

Doyers

>>149888307
Gay is good anymore thouugh

>>149888282
Self hating latinx who spams threads with the same 10 basedjak pics hating latinxs

When is Freddie going to fund his freakin bat?!

>>149888224
haha, i love living in one of the yellow areas up here in northern california. i love having such great weather all the time that i never experience because i just sit in my room all day, like how i literally havent stepped foot outside the room once all weekend, and knowing that literally everyone i see in public is happier, more attractive, richer, and more successful than ill ever be. this is the worst area and worst state to be a complete loser in. but at least i get to talk with my friends on /mlb/ haha

Just get me to nu tho

>>149888320
Thank you. So is he using the argie flag rn?

>>149888312
Didn’t you see the previous thread? First he spams jaks of latinx and then goes on a tangent over Catholicism for some reason. Guy must’ve gotten touched by a priest or something
Also, he’s using multiple vpns. His German one got banned yesterday

>>149888323
He needs to trust the revenue from holotroon night

>>149888256
they are very progressive

>>149888324
south bay or mendicino?

>>149888258
HOW BOUT DEM J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS!

>>149888329
He uses a VPN

>>149888224
>my l.a. neighborhood is solid orange

>>149888298
only us whites are allowed to be racist
when racemixed spic mongrels try to be racist it insults racism

>>149888333
checked, double triples
>you get a Free Spin, congratulations

>>149888324
Based depressed A's fan in /mlb/
Get a motorcycle dude. I'd probably be depressed and still a virgin if I didn't get one desu

>he must be a brown latrino like me o algo

latinas>bugs

>>149888334
holotroon funds have already been spent

let's cool it with the racism guys

I’m a Catholic white Sox fan :)

>>149888320
So he's a Doyers fan. Explains why he's crashing out rn

>you have to accept us because of latinas, we're hecking based

I got a jet for ya *pumps a cpl times*

>>149888373
you've never been to church

>>149888366
both are bad and produce nonwhite babies

Guess who found out the hard way that ramen noodles are flammable if you set the microwave for 1 hour and fall asleep
My mom is going to kill me

>>149888378
>*pumps a corporal times*

>>149888213 (OP)

>>149888384
I would fuck her

>>149888374
>that guy mocking the doyers, chicanos, papists, and latin americans?
>yeah, he's a chicano dodgers fan

>>149888384
cubspie looks like that?

>>149888392
me on the left except Im white

>>149888373
Based

>>149888379
Neither have I and???

>>149888340
>jest
>played in shea stadium
>implying mest
As cool as Shea was, I do not like the jest (or mest).

>>149888397
yes

>>149888383
Latinas are partially European.

100 pitches is the most arbitrary bullshit in sports

>>149888411
he's a pajeet, we've confirmed this on /int/
that was a false flag to throw people off

>>149888339
nah east bay
>>149888351
im not a's i'm a giants supporter although as my life has gotten worse and worse over the years ive kept less and less track of such things. what benefit did a motorcycle provide you? i heard theyre death traps, iguess that would be a benefit for me if i got one.

eternal SKKKKKKKKKKKoobvll

>>149888418
I still don't know when it's a check swing or not

>>149888421
bro Im in SF, fucking lemme know if you wanna go to a B's, jints, or sharks game

>>149888418
>not caring about digits for aesthetic purposes
baseball and sports in general is by and for autists. sounds like you are slipping.

>>149888418
Have you tried throwing a baseball 100 times at 90-100mph?

>>149888411
That’s really sad

>>149888429
fuck my ass

>>149888432
no, i dont. thanks though.

>>149888418
msotly true, but you still need to keep your pitchers arm in mind, especially with all the TJ's as of late

>>149888432
How bout we meet up and suck each other off instead? Straight to the point

>>149888439
he'd be rekt throwing max effort in fewer than 10 throws

>>149888449

Arrange the suck offs!

>>149888439
Have you tried throwing a baseball 98 times at 89-97 mph?

just finished watching The Sandlot, I literally shidded and pissed and cummed from laughing so hard. my favorite line is when the fat kid goes "you're killing me Smalls!" lol lmao

>>149888450
Where is this babbying working? Skubal doesn't throw a 98mph slider, which in my layman brain is where pitchers get tommy john.

>>149888213 (OP)
Did they really curse the Dodgers?

>>149888470
based, we all love that movie here on /mlb/

>>149888470
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

>skubal goes 7.2 innings without giving up a run
>reliever ties the game so he can't get the win
lol

>>149888439
Yeah, i did in the 90's when I threw it 150 times

>caring about a pitcher's win count
very smoothbrain

HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFIzTzRuSL8
>basedjak poster can't appreciate this because he hates America and loves Reddit

Tracker
Reacher

>>149888512
SANDLOT MENTIONED! UPDOOTED!

>>149888421
Oh gotcha. Hello fellow Jints bro, I thought you were someone else.

>what benefit did a motorcycle provide you?
Well first of all riding is incredibly fun especially here in California. All your senses are heightened and you're not distracted by anything else. You're in a flow state. Also, you slowly start building up your skills and always progressing which I think is important thing to have in a hobby.
Riding got me into /out/. I never knew I was surrounded by so much beauty until I started riding. Discovered so many cool places and started hiking because of it. It also got me into /trv/. I then rode in places like Vietnam and Indonesia. Btw, traveling is the best way to meet new ppl like in hostels because everyone is traveling solo and they are like you, just want to meet others. It's so easy to make friends even for a crippling shy person like myself.

>i heard theyre death traps, iguess that would be a benefit for me if i got one.
Yes, it could be a win win if you're suicidal I guess but maybe you'll learn that life is truly worth living. Btw, I strongly recommend taking the MSF course. Probably saved my life desu.

>>149888559
>>149888452

shit thread

>>149888479
6.2*

>>149888213 (OP)
posting /nu/ early is like winning the WS for also rans

Wow back to back games?!? Surely they won both games right?!?!?

>>149888517

>>149888617
>Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead to 42

>>149888213 (OP)
posting new early is like winning the WS for also rans

>>149888213 (OP)
posting nu early is like winning the WS for also rans

>>149888213 (OP)
>posting also rans early is like winning the nu for the WS

>>149888605
poasting nu early is like winning the WS for also rans

>>149888605
>>149888637
>>149888645
>>149888651
>>149888656
kiss it!

OP is a faggot but it wasn't early

Who is also rans?

>>149888213 (OP)
posting a new early is like winning the WS for also rans

I call the Archivist to the stand

>>149888213 (OP)
posting the new early is like winning the WS for also rans

>>149888213 (OP)
Posting the WS early is like winning the also rans for nu

>>149888213 (OP)
posting an early nu is like winning the WS for also rans

>>149888213 (OP)
posting early /nu/ is like winning the WS for also rans

freddie gayman kek!

What kind of autism are we witnessing?

Is a doyerpaco really having a temper tantrum because he didn’t get to make a thread? Cmon now

>>149888213 (OP)
posting early nu is like winning the WS for also rans

>>149888213 (OP)
posting early new is like winning the WS for also rans

If MLB changed the rules to how they were 50 years ago (1975) what would change?

CUBKEKEES GREAT PROJECKT

Spammy is going off

Wait, that Rangers' announcer is BLACK????

>>149888213 (OP)
posting /nu/ early is like winning the WS for also rans

>>149888725
>t. new tigers fan

>>149888698

Max Muncy is a fat raped bitch and the doyers window is closed. Deal with it, paco.

>>149888224
10/10 bait.

I don’t think anyone could describe southwest Georgia as “comfortable”

>>149888213 (OP)
posting another early new is like winning the WS for also rans

Just get me to Mettie Jetties

>>149888213 (OP)
posting new early is like winning the WS for also rans

>>149888213 (OP)
posting another early /nu/ is like winning the WS for also rans

>>149888731
This meme has ESL written all over it. Hardly any better than a doyers fan.

you also ran through my ass

>>149888213 (OP)
posting new early is like winning the WS for also rans

>>149888723
Many are saying this.

you also ran through my ass

>>149888213 (OP)
posting nu early is like winning the WS for also rans

>>149888777
Checked

>>149888777
HOLY!!$!!!! ##%%

>>149888777
blessed thread

>>149888777
very nice

>>149888213 (OP)
posting /nu/ early is like winning the WS for also rans

>>149888777
POG!

>>149888762
Whoever draws these really knows what my cock and balls like to see

>>149888777
what the?

>>149888796
>draws

>>149888777
witchcraft

>>149888817
prompt?

tigies

Tigers win, that's all for baseball today

Tigods

>>149888777

FIRST TO 60

WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~

>>149888777

>>149888224
>given these specific criteria, my weather is the best
guess you can't say that about your baseball team

>>149888888
checked

>>149888278
>mexican food
even chicago has better tex-mex than socal

>>149888777
holy freakin shit put me in the fundcap

>>149888848
You are too early

please stop responding to blatantly obvious city bait

/mlb/ get

>>149888863
or not early enough

>>149888865
>city
City teamies?

doyers

/mlb/ owns ya azz

Ya gotta cock me ya just gotta!!

jlmi

THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE MOTOWN~
THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~

>>149888887
KEK

>>149888888

>>149888777
Rock.

>>149888887

>>149888841
couldn't they upgrade it to something less derpy?

Astros

>>149888958
dog those are children, what the fuck

>>149888965
I think you may just be getting old

>>149888890
fail

>>149888958
definitely dodger fans

>>149888998
maybe but what ages are they supposed to be?

dodgers losing on purpose dawg

>>149889031
well seeing as they're in a club, clearly 21

>>149888890
Based

>>149889018
Cringe pussy

>>149888890
epic fail

>>149889053
zero chance that one on the left is 21

>>149889064
No, your life is

kill bernie brewer

Just checked and we are 2/5 of the way to nu

kill bernie
marry clark
fuck sluggerr

>>149889113
you mathed wrong, it's actually 51/125 or 40.8% to nu (at the time of your post, 40.4%

>>149889113
>we are 2/5 of the way to nu
Yay! I'm so happy.

>>149889113
>we are 2/5 of the way to nu
Yay! I'm so happy.

isn't it funny how calm this place is when the doyers are irrelevant? Ohtani hit a homerun today and we didn't have incessant spam

isn't it pitiful how incessantly thirsty also rans are for attention?

>>149889177
Tbqh I don’t think the dodgers are the worst fanbase in the genny. And I’ll leave it at that

>>149889177
doyer fans can watch a game without living on the genny

>>149888890
Set sail for fail

>>149889210
>>149889197

>be doyers
>lose
kek

>>149889202
no, who are they?

>>149889210
good one

>>149889225
I’m not going to say anything else, even though i definitely could.

>>149889218
>>149889226
>>149889197

>>149889230
don't be a pussy

>>149889202
Bananabros are a blight

>1984
>Tigers had the most wins
>Top performing AL teams were Tigers, Jays, Yankees, and Red Sox
>Padres started the season with their longest undefeated streak
>The oldest president in history(at the time) was in office
We're living in a repeat of 1984, which means your world series WILL be Tigers vs Padres.

>>149889225
>>149889241

>>149889241
it's actually going to be Cubs-Trash, Tucker will go 1 for 15 in the series so miguels will feel vindicated, but Cubby Bears will ultimately win the series 5-2

I know what they're thinking because I know how they think

>>149889260
no, if 1984 repeats itself, the Cubs are getting to the NLCS, but not winning

>5-2

Cubbie bears got dis in da bag

Cubbie bears got dis in da bag

>>149889241
it wasn't meant to be an instruction manual....

>>149889217
Epic!!!

doyers finna go beast mode

>>149888890
Fail-em-tho

Mariners.

>>149888890
This? This was a fail. An epic fail.

Honestly, Cubbie bears got dis in da bag

>>149888213 (OP)
>Edition

>>149888890
Fail

>brown retards spamming tranime

>>149888890
I’ve seen some fails in my time, and trust me when I say that this one was epic.

Tell me cubbie beary tell me what's the word a word up

god i love battery acid gas station booze

>>149889290
there are 7 games in the world series, mate

>>149889333
You get used to it, fren.

>>149889333
You never get used to it, asshole.

First to 60

>>149889339
>battery acid
Stop drinking shit that's trying to be sweet fat boi. Liter vodka plastic boy. I got somethin sweet for ya bitch

>>149889350
Just wait summerkid. You'll get used to it.

I call it the sandlittle

>>149889341
It's a best of 7, first team to win 4 games wins the series

>>149889353
i'll drink what i want you fucking braves fan

sluggerrr

>>149889377
I'm interested in having a round robin assplay tourney, my name is Robin tho, and I'm a girl.

>>149889377
yeah, obviously, which means the cubbies get the 7th game awarded to them

Cubbies can fly da W????

>>149889380
>three geographical divisions instead of AL/NL
>top two teams in each division play a best-of-7
>world series is now round-robin
ok you might have stumbled onto something here...

>>149889378
You can pour sugar in the vodka if U want. Make it taste sweet for ya dumb ass. Maybe u can kiss it first call it sissy blessed

>>149889386
>let the tigers, the American League tigers, beat you to sixty wins
It’s not your fault but ours for believing in you

>>149889400
Cubs won that game

>>149889394
>sugar in vodka
yeah, that sounds like something a braves fan would say.

casual baseball fan, do people typically care about being the first to 10, 20, 30 etc. wins
The only thing I know is people say "it's a marathon not a sprint"

>>149889383
So they'll win the world series 4-3? If I understand what you're saying correctly?

>>149889400
Cool it please...

>>149889415
Do you think a team could eva run dat able an go 162-an oh?

>>149889415
no. social media accounts do, but that's about it

>>149889409
Sissy blessed w/ every sip

>>149889415
Only one that matters is first to 81 wins

>>149889420
4-2 and trashcans forfeit game 7

are you nu to baseball?

>>149889415
>>149889425
we all do but only in the moment

Hey Mike, first time long time. Which player turned you gay and why? I'll stay on the line

>>149889260
>Cubby Bears will ultimately win the series 5-2
>win the series 5-2
>5-2

>>149889451
You gotta respect dat

>>149889432
Oh, so when you typed 5-2 you meant 4-2, got it

And no, I'm not nu

>>149889440
Hadda be reckah, hadda be reckah. course you didn’t used to have asses like that back in my time. but it hadda be reckah. Here’s the mink man.

>>149889415
padres fans cared about being the first to 10 wins kek

>>149889440
albert belle. he forcibly sodomized me in the men's room of a denny's in chatham, massachusetts in the summer of 1986. bout halfway through i started to realize i liked it

>>149889455
5-2*

>>149889459
>doyers cared about being the first to 40 wins

>>149889470
They win game 7 by a score of 5-2?

>>149889458
>Here’s the mink man.
?

>>149889473
cope

Cubbies win das eries 7-0 nuff said

>da coobz!

Cubbies win a zillion to nothin'!!!!

>>149889479
correct, that is what they're doing now

>>149889476
what game 7?

Cubs are in control!

Kyle Freakin’ Tucker

>>149889494
yeah poodres fans are coping because they'll never win a ring

You waited on the line fuh two hours? He waited on the line fuh two hours just to saydat. He’s a moron. Here’s the mink man.

give it up for dem cubbies!

>>149889464
any time his name is brought up and I spend any amount of time thinking about him I'm convinced he was the most alpha of anyone who ever played in the league.

>>149889513
#rentfree

Give us the mink man!

>>149889527
kiss our eight rings we own you

>>149889527
8 rings. Kiss em

God I wish I was the mink man

What's "mink man", precious? What's "mink man"?

>>149889530
>>149889534
>0 since 1988
oof

Here’s the mink man

>>149889542
you mean wink man ;^)

>>149889545
>coping this hard
oof

>>149888890
epic fail

M I N K
A
N

if you hate the dodgers you're gay

>>149889553
see >>149889527

>>149889567
>you're

>>149889567
I guarantee I get more pussy than you , kid

Mink Man here ama

>>149889338
up!

Where is minkspie?

Cubs are going to lose the Central LOL they're going to be in the wild card round and not even get to the NLDS lmao

Mariners!

da heck is goin on in here

>>149889567
my gay what?

not even joking lads are the dodgers going to miss the playoffs?

no baseball on a sunday night when there isn't NFL is unamerican

>>149889604
yore*

>>149889609
guess I'll just have to beat my wife instead!

>>149889609
guess I'll just have to beat your wife instead!

>>149889609
Everyone travels Sunday night. Gotta end the games at a reasonable hour

>>149889625
if we don't have 10 noon games on wednesday, Imma screen

>>149889625
Fail.

>>149889631
there are 10 games wednesday between noon and 4pm eastern

>>149889527

>>149889605
nah we got this

>>149889625
half the teams played at home. half the teams play at home tomorrow. less than half the teams are traveling. do the maths

>>149889656
brewers gotta fly 1000 miles

>>149889659
I hope they have a very, VERY safe flight

>>149889656
>half the teams at home today
>half the teams at home tomorrow
these could both be true and still require all 30 teams to fly today

>>149889656
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

>>149889679
why dont they just meet in the middle

>doyers vs padres
i can't imagine a browner fight kek

Fuck my boricua ass

>>149889679
the seattle mariners got to sleep at home after today's unfortunate loss

Beat up a mariners fan.
Beat him back to the poorhouse!
https://youtu.be/gUbmbXC99q8

FACT:

The Seattle Mariners should get extra home games because they travel so much farther than everyone else.

I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!

>>149889702
This is my new favorite song and I found it on Spotify. I think beating up a mariners fan would be fun

>>149889710
The Mariners should relocate to Jacksonville

>>149889728
if you want to be consistent it's oklahoma city

>>149889728
Never. FUCK Florida fans. Not real fans.

>>149889352
pssspssspsssp here kitty kitty

>>149889642
but I'm in hawaii

>>149889734
dodger fan

>>149889746
there are 10 games between 6am and 10am wednesday

>>149889659
airplanes travel at 600mph, it's okay

they'll make that 1000 mile journey before the doyers players get through LA traffic

>>149889691
astros vs doyers

>>149889752
that's better

>>149889756
Don’t reply to vpnfag

>chicanos
>kshitters
how can this general get worse?

>>149889761
foreign flags

>>149889755
WRONG

Cal isn't getting to 50. Cap this. Print it out. Finishes with 47

Birthrates

>>149889755
it's funny because it's true

>only one player in the entirety of /mlb/ is hitting OPS over 1.000
time to lower the mound?

>>149889790
heighten the batter's box

>>149889801
better yet, put them on trampolines

But think about Altuve!

>>149889809
how about pitching from stilts?

>>149889812
you think about him enough already

>>149889815
pogo sticks

>>149889790
There should only be a few guys hitting over 1.000 OPS. That's extremely hard to do. League average is like .670 OPS

>>149889820
the problem is the number of "sluggers" who have a .250 batting average. nobody hits for contact anymore, every single player wants to play heroball and swing for the fences

>>149889732
But Florida is the most BASED state in the union, we deserve more teams because we are business friendly.

>>149889833
>batting average
shut the fuck up grampa

rockies on a comeback tour?

>>149889841
batting title used to go to people hitting .350-.400

Luis Arraez has won it twice in the past 3 years with a .315...

>>149889856
That's what happens when the average fastball velocity goes from 88 to 95

>>149889856
because we've learned it means jack shit

>>149889833
It's all about run creation. Hitting .250 with a .900 OPS is far better than hitting .330 with a .770 OPS like Ichiro

>>149889865
It doesn’t mean jack shit but the numbers bear out that it’s less of a useful measure for run production than on base and slugging. It’s still pretty kino to see .300 batting averages because as a number 3 is kino

>>149889874
so surely OPS leaders like Mike Trout and Aaron Judge have multiple entries in playoff and world series titles

>>149889833
When Ted Williams talked about hitting he said the goal should be to hit the ball hard in the air to the pull hand side

MUH RANGZ
How many rings does Little Luis Arraez have KeK

>>149889890
Trout has never had help. Yankees worst season was when Judge missed 60 games.

>>149889890
>multiple entries

>>149889900
at least 3

>>149889833
lmao how fucking old are you
a .250 slugger is the ideal baseball player
cal raleigh is a .250 slugger and the 2nd highest offensive WAR in baseball

>>149889890
Angels had 2 of the league leaders in OPS for many of years and never sniffed the playoffs

>>149889890
Judge has a high average numbnuts. Trouts career average is just under .300
Tf??

turns out there’s more to baseball than hitting the ball

>>149889925
oh! 2 leaders, that's what makes a ballclub

>trade a couple prospects for Elly De La Cruz
>dump a few more for Skenes
My Yanks win the eries. It really is that simple, it's sad we have a retard running the show.

stat nerds are moving the goalposts again

Hey Mike first time long time explain to me how DeGrom on a cy young when he only had 10 wins

>>149889938
>anyone who undervalues hits per at bat is a STAT NERD REEEEEE

Current Playoff Teams records outside of their own division

Yankees +17
Brewers +15
Blue Jays +14
Astros +12
Cubs +12
Tigers +11
Phillies +9
Mets +8
Padres +7
Dodgers +4
Red Sox +0
Mariners +0

The NL West is not a real division.

>>149889953
>slugging percentage

>>149889925
the rest of their team was trash. i think it was 22 angels had 5 starters with negative WAR

>>149889957
>failing to realize that ops is a more apt descriptor than nearly any other raw metric despite its flawed blend of denominators
sad

>>149889938
>moving the goalposts
anon...are you familiar with Moneyball? The story of a baseball team doing what we're talking about 25 years ago?

>>149889940
Wins? You called me to talk about pitcha wins? HE HAD AN ERA UNDAH TWO IN THIRTY FOUH GAMES!! These people sometimes I tell ya I dunno where you find em. Talkin about wins and losses guys ERA is one point seven. One. point. seven. Here’s the Mink Man.

>>149889972
how many world series did they win? did it ferment the franchise as a staple of the city?

>>149889955
>brasil
you're not a real baseball fan

>>149889849
The White Sox are on a redemption tour, on track to not be bottom 2. Who knows, could even beat the Athletics too!

>>149890004
Why are you like this? Isn’t that the guy who makes all the koshien threads? He prob knows more about ball than you (doggie) do(o kek).

>>149890020
I don't think that guys cares much about the MLB. I'm still not convinced he isn't japanese.

149890001
(you)

>>149889955
NL West teams get 11-12 free wins against Colorado

>>149890020
>casual slurping a foreign flag
you're even worse than him
>>149890027
you haven't watched this sport as long as me mister fixated with teenaged boys

Ducks on the pond

Why does this dodgers fan throw a temper tantrum every night. Is he stupid?

>>149890028
weird concession

>>149890039
You are so out of your depth and element it’s actually kinda sad

>>149890057
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am

You guys wouldn’t bully me if I got a tshirt from Jomboy.com would you?

>>149890075
Nah money well spent

>gayubs

shouldn't the teams with the highest payrolls have the most wins? otherwise what's the point?

Bring back Chief Wahoo

>>149890111
A small market team hasn't won the world series in 10 years

>>149890143
Cubs in 2016

>>149890144
I didn't say small dick team

>>149890163
Small market you said

>>149890143
there are no "small market" teams, a "small market" can't support a professional sports team. Every team plays in a city with at least 1.5 million persons. 90% of the league plays in a city with 5+ million

I miss Jeter. Makes my nostalgic for when I was a kid and could watch baseball everyday.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd9W0RVgFY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zYFNXHQaCBA

>>149890183
You can watch condensed games on mlb.tv for free which is nice. But yeah

Hmmmmmm

>>149890143
>small market
refers more to fan support and the value of the franchise than the size of the city. you can argue the rangers were a small market champion despite being in a massive metroplex. no one watched those world series games

>>149890193
condensed how?

>>149890224
I did

>>149890205
that's a lot of mlb teams below 1.5 million

wait...

>>149890205
to this day I still dont know why the packers are in green bay and not milwaukee or madison

>>149890224
DFW is the epitome of fairweather. The cowboys have been irrelevant for so long that they don't even feign loyalty to them anymore

>>149890249
>a "small market" can't support a professional sports team. Every team plays in a city with at least 1.5 million persons

>>149890258
I miss spammy :(

>doyerpaco is trying to move the goalpost again

>>149890281
Is he/she/it gone?

>>149890295
soccer goalposts?

>>149890295
What's paco precious? what's paco?

>>149890302
Well… it ain’t quite a pretzel, and it ain’t quite a taco, but ooooohhhhhh man.

>>149890316
why'd that make that one paco out of leather?

We need gaysconsin now more than ever

>>149890322
:)

that funky muncy

Obata for the Hanshin Tigers has two Home Runs in tonight's game against the Giants and it's only the 3rd inning.

>>149890393
Spencer Steer home run cycle status?

>>149890143
Isn't Nationals a small market team?

Uhhhhhhh 2hus asshole is so tight bros!

>faggotubs

>>149890419
2hu puffin on that rally doink!

>>149890419
>>149890438
Marijuana is bad for you

>>149890480
Bad for you

>>149890418
Obata hit a single and then Ohyama hit a homer to bring him in.
Tigers 5 - 0 Giants in the 5th

>>149890505
Thanks healthspie!!

>>149890516
I’m sorry it was Scooter Gennett that hit the home run cycle (in the sweltering summer of ‘17). Spencer Steer just had a three home run game a couple weeks ago. My mistake.

>>149889751
These webm's don't make themselves my guy

Here's the mink man

>>149890637

>>149890143
Baseball is the only one of the four leagues that doesn't have small market teams

Richard's 3rd home run tied the game for the Giants

>>149890758
I'm in shambles

>>149890790
:D

okek

https://x.com/RyanGarciaESM/status/1947116325370843287
let the games begin...

The gaymes are underway in /mlb/!

The Kyojin trying to injure our players with that nasty throw to Sakamoto's foot.

my ass...

Oh I’m gaymin

Lock in that gay sex while ya can fellas.

Real gaymer hours

Life tip from an O.G.:
Lock in that gay sex while ya can fellas.

whats happening? are gay men being eradicated or something?

oh yeah. he's crammed.

doyerpacos STILL seething? kek

cow go moo kek

"five star catches" feels very jakable

milwaukee brewers? more like milkcoffee brewers

>>149888351
A motorcycle got you pussy? Does this work?

>>149891015
Any nice vehicle works (besides BMWs)

Giants win and I'm distraught.

Giants destraight another 1

>>149891046
My 1990 e34 535i was the best car I ever owned thou.

>>149891140
Rode ya mother kinda shit

that funky muncy

>>149891144
If my grandmother had wheels she’d be a kike

He don't know my monkeys got funkyguard. Funkyguard. For your monkeys

This is /mlb/

Brass monkey
That fonky Monky

The monkeys are running the zu…

10,000 monkeys with 10,000 kazoos eventually, with time, WILL play Sweet Caroline

>could have had Ohtani instead of Mookie
>Mookie now has to shoulder being the final out by taking the spot of the teams best player with his already fragile mental
nice one dave, but oh well. I hope they have a players meeting at some point, but I've kind of accepted that there are much better teams this season. Friedman did really bad in the off season, tons of blunders with horrible signings and re-signings. if they don't do something big by the trade deadline, it's OVER.

Hello!

>>149891324
Wuddup monk

Brass monkey
That funky monkey

You gotta fuck me! Pls!

You don't need to fuck him. Don't listen

What’m if I wanna fuck him thou? Ya ever thinka that?

Don't just star at it.

I'll never calm down

Zu in a few

My ass. You just gotta

>>149891323
Well said. *leaves a tidy curl of my shit on the crown of your bald head*

cram it in already

Just stuff it

>>149891370
>>149891370

He's begginf or it....