Diego and the Power of a smile

>>149888547 (OP)
diego looks like nick here

just shaved my nutsack to look like Movsar Evloev

>>149888557
shave your foreskin while you're at it

Movdaddy schooled Lobussy 30-26.

Volk went life and death getting dropped twice.

>>149888566
my foreskin was stolen from me and I'm on a lifelong quest to retrieve it

You don't need a foreskin. You're above that.

>>149888574
29-28 on two judges scorecards, 30-27 on the other.

Lying is haram.

Might have been the first PPV I didn't drink and boy am I glad because that card was ass

NATE HIGGERS MMA DOT COM

>>149888616
MMAjoey already addressed this. Many experts gave round 2 a 10-7 for Movdaddy

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/125931-ufc-fight-night

next card looking tasty

Fighting for my country gives me a greater purpose!

>>149888659
wtf company woman

>>149888659
keked

>>149888681
nice virus site. we only click offical ufc.com links here

Ugh I just farted and it smells so fucking good bruh

>shuckin n jivin fo massa trump gibs me greatah purpose suh! *smacks lips* please daddy dana, let me on that white house card!

>>149888748
You finna shit nigguh

I had a very spicy seekh kebab and now my mouth is on fire

>>149888769
!!!

Which fight is this?

>>149888659
that same week she posted she was finally able to trade in her 03 civic for a used 2013 one

>>149888780
the start of craig jone vs chinaman?

>>149888780
Shavkat vs Garry

>>149888779
you couldn't handle it

>>149888780

>>149888809
looks like my poop

>>149888866
you must be the OK I PULL UP argentine

>>149888835
Why did Dolidze think initiating the clinch and then doing nothing would win him the fight

>>149888850
might wanna see a dr

>got the flu
>had a smoke
Yeah nigguh.

heeg

ailin perez left her husband for her striking coach. take the coach pill.

>I showed Conor's dick to my partner Ryan

The MMA Guru became a self-made millionaire in his 20's by posting zero effort mma prediction/reaction videos on youtube for a couple of years sure, but hes still fucking ugly and that'll never change.

more like the mma shit poo lmao

>>149888934
wait until Guru gets one million dollars worth of plastic surgery
then you'll see...

>>149888947
Good one

Herb Deen and bad stoppages

Name a more iconic duo

No matter how successful his youtube videos are he'll never get a girl to love him

>>149888950
Guru is becoming a woman?

>>149888953
Marc Goddard and bad stoppages

>>149888956
Factual post.

>>149888953
Dana White and paedophilia.

>>149888953
Movsar Evloev and a preschool

m/34/LV NV/ looking for man dance partner. Non smoker/drinker. Gun and bike enthusiast with daddy issues. Here's the thing... Gender doesn't matter as long as you are packing a big whip ;-). Hit me up.

The next person who calls Trump a pedophile Im fucking kicking your ass

what's the most amount of times you've heemed your meng on a single satuhdae nigh?
for me it's 6 times

when max pulled up like OG i knew he would win

>>149888988
7 times

>>149888963

7 isn't very many

Dustin spent three whole months telling everyone that he was done with fighting and people still picked him.

>>149888987
He fucked kids what else are we supposed to call him

7 times is a lot.

Dirty diaper Tyla’s 7 time soiled DDPs, sadly

Good evening Xadame Drew

I have a 7 inch cock

the more times i heem my meng in a day, the worse i feel

>>149889036
In your mouth

>>149889036
You have autogynephilia

>>149889036
aww what a cute little pecker

It takes me 2 business days to heem my meng

Y'all really are giddy at a average 7" meng lmao embarrassing try jelqing

You just know that Erin Blanchfield is packing that 6 inch clit.

i got a 7.75" reach advantage so you just know every wmma thinks it's longer

I tell women I have a micropenis so when they pull out my medium sized cock they're like "wow that's the biggest micropenis I've ever seen"

>>149889118
the ol dick in the door strategy. a classic

my band name? modest meng

What do you think he's thinking about right now /heem/ ?

That bitch had big tits so I called that bitch front butt

I have to write a 250 response and a 100 response by 11:59pm (1 bong 18 bings)
I'm so cooked /heem/

I have to post trannys on /hoc/ /nfl/ /box/ and /heem/ by the end of the night or Im gonna flunk midterms, bummer!

we need Vok vs Pitbull

>>149889036
I had a 6.3 incher but it shrunk down to 6 inches

no we don't

Imagine letting Weezy down like that hold this L peahead you bozo

>>149889171
little wayne is a bum

>>149889157
no
Volk v Jean Silva

>>149889035
wow

I'm still disappointed in Dustin u thought he'd go out in a blaze of glory

>>149889183
if silva beats lopes he's getting a title shot and noncesar will be sat in the cuck chair once again

Who has the biggest penis in the sport?

>>149889193
kody steele

>Ilia says he'll KO Volk in the first round, does it in the second
>Ilia says he'll KO Max in the first round, does it in the third
>Ilia says he'll KO Charles in the first round, finally does it
>Retards: "OMG HE CALLED IT!!! HE ACTUALLY CALLED IT!!! HE'S LIKE MOHAMMAD ALI!!"

>>149889192
youre a pedo for having sex with legal 16/17 yorslds? not everyone has 18 has consent Westtard

Word is Joe and his CIA pals spent the night water boarding the liver king hence why he was a no show

>>149889193
It's not even close

>>149889196
Who?

Borrachinha is too funny.
I can't quit peeing myself watching his videos.

>>149889208
what the heck that baby looks nothing like either of them

>>149889208
unfortunately, a testosterone clit is not a penis. still suckable, though

>>149889199
You literally have sex with men.

>>149889215
He hates you though

Max bros.. it was an illegal shot

>>149889229
that’s a legal shot

>>149889227
>>149889215 is the 1%, though

>>149888934
Nah, he's the only one out of all the youtubers/journalists/analysts/fighters who even predicts early prelims, or prelims on fight nights. He has arguments for each fight. Thats all I really watch him for, as he has a good track record outside main cards, where he overthinks and sucks. Thoughbeit, because he's fat and out of shape, he has no idea how cardio, lactic acid o energy expenditure works.
Even the le hardcore place of /heem/ doesn't follow anything but man drama big name fighters or le ironically bad fighters we pretend to like because XD random. Face it... we're pathetic...

>>149889227
hes a scumbag balsanaro supporter who hates low class minority brazilians

>>149889224
if your name's Ilia, yeah

>>149889243
man i'm not reading all that shit dude come on

Max needs to do crunches

Dustin should have just retired. Something about double digit losses just feels "can-like" to me. Think about it.

>30-9
Wow, damn that guy's a beast that had a great career.

>30-10
Hmm sounds like a gatekeeper. Definitely not an all-time guy, not even close.

>>149889157
I fear Josh Emmett and even someone like Rob Font would obliterate this poor bellator stationary chess piece. Pitbull is like the king of chess matches. The literal king piece because he hardly ever fucking moves.

THE DIAMOND
>loved by ACTUAL MMA fans
>respected by Dana
>gave Islam his hardest fight
>went out as a warrior and retired gracefully
>best MMA retirement ceremony

El Cuckey
>loved by Reddit
>never got a title shot
>lost his last 8 fights pathetically
>no retirement ceremony
>went out like a wet shart and had to be cut
>has to fight TikTokers now since his career sucked

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND

>>149889271
fonts a 135er

>>149889174
In a literal sense, yes, he lives like a bum. He gets high all day and mumbles and squeeks incoherent gibberish. Only difference is little wayne gets paid to be a retarded homeless bum.

>>149889283
That's why I differentiated him with "EVEN SOMEONE LIKE Rob Font" would beat him you dumb retard faggot little bitch cazzie cock sucker. Even a washed 135er would beat him.

>>149889283
Pitbull got heemed dead by a RIZIN strawweight

>Gets #5 ranked opponent for beating Bo Nickal

>>149889281
Nah DP is loved by reddit. You have to understand, reddit loves khabib and islam. They have the highest karma. So whenever Islam or Khabib beats someone, they get inducted.
Reddit HATES tony for being le delusional and being heckin mean to Khabib. Trust me I go there all the time when heem is dead. I have no shame.

>>149889227
I second what he said.

>>149889314
that was 154 on short notice too

>>149889320
wtf I guess I'm team tony now. fuck pea head. -cso-

THE 40 YEAR OLD PRAWLSPEKT?

Dustbin is the exact type of NPC to accept a gaudy retirement show where he wants to handcraft every detail like he's interior decorating with Jolie instead of having a bit of class to decline the offer

Penn State bros..

Remember when Old UFC fighters would go to promotions like bellator or ONE? Funny how it's now the other way around

>>149889281
There isn’t a single fighter loved by Reddit more than Dustin except maybe Whittaker or Merab

Tony's wife was in Gooby's DMs

BEASTrab GODvalishvili is a /heem/ approved fighter.

>>149889388
That fucking WITCH

How in the fuck did he do it?

We don't boy Merredit here.

>leaves husband for coach
never let ya girl train martial arts

>>149889422
mexicans end up everywhere

>>149889434
shes fuckin gross she did her husband a favor fucking off hopefully she leaves that kid alone too fuckin gross freak

>>149889434
are you serious? isnt her husband her coach

Tonybros... Cristina ran to GoobDaddy for comfort during one of his schizophrenic episodes. I wonder what videos they exchanged...

>>149889443
she's with the striking coach now. he's already porking her on cam now. it's devestating.

How did Suga manage to bag this sexi mami

>>149889426
Yeah, we boy HEEMrab

>>149889447
im subbed to Of she doesnt do sex scenes

>>149889434
>this mucus laden gargoyle has tricked multiple men into having sex with her
yuck!

>>149889449
let's just say he's got more in common with Conor than his Irish ancestry, if you catch my drift

>>149889434
cluster b women are fucking hilarious

>>149889462
I’m not subbed and I’ve literally seen her taking dick in her ass

>HEEMrab

>>149889281
>tapping against THE chiesa

anyone got that tweet where tony was rambling about peahead fucking him in 2020

>>149889445
kek tone bodied that fag

>>149889474
lying

>>149889462
quit trying to bait us into posting it, it's easy to find for yourself

>>149889434
>The only fighter from argentina is a whore who twerks in front of her son
grim

>>149889504
you're a retard, I feel

>>149888934
Didn't know how much money was in Youtube ad revenue until recently. Anyone who can get 50k views per week can make a good living

>>149889489
He had a heat stroke. Everyone could tell something wasn't right. All that cloud seeding is fucking everything up with extreme humidity.

The MMA guru is a multi millionaire because he has a funny personality and is relatable to people. Not because of his MMA knowledge.

Hence why you WEIRD faggots can never become a successful youtuber.

>>149889541
glazing an obese racist ginger

If Ilia beats Max with the BMF on the line and whoever wins at welterweight he’ll unify the physical and lineal BMF title

>>149889489
This fight was so funny lol. Chiesa started off cautious and measured then realized Tony is half his size and has no weapons. Big brothered Tony

>>149889541
I'd beat you death with any object within reach AKA your mom's ass dildo

>>149889541
>he doesn’t know about degen rips

>>149889248
That's why I'm the king around here. You know when to concede like a teeny weenie pea brained faggot. You know your betters...

please someone post the ailin sex tape

>>149889566
why? she's a 4. there are 200 of her on any brazilian beach

>>149889568
there's something especially arousing about seeing a face i'm familiar with desecrated on film

>>149889568
On brazilian beach you'll find 300 bitches better than her. She is too ugly, her body is squared and she is very vulgar. Absolutely unattractive argentina whore.

>>149889593
you don't know what desecrate means

>>149889449
This is legitimately depressing.

>>149889593
tell it to your therapist

>>149889616
give me the video you fag

>c'mon guys help me cum

>>149889620
you literally asked me why dumb ass nigga

>>149889628
no I didn't

>>149889630
okay well the other guy did so don't tell me about shit cause i'm a fucking samurai

nick diaz just made this post from his prison-rehab in mexico
>I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched disks to each other's assholes.

Looks wise Columbian girls are on top, Argentine girls are ok, they are not ugly but they are not top tier either, mexicans are somewhat cuter, brazilians genuinely look like apes with paraguayans, uruguay is the same as argentina.

>>149889637
nah man u wrote that

>Salt Papi

Okay now that the dust has settled.. After Canor's Irish sausage dropped, I always commended the guy, the same way I'd pat my bro on the back if he lifted 120lbs for the first time. I'm not gonna "kek I can lift way more than you!", I'm gonna say good job.
Therefore, I'm left to believe anyone who says "I got a bigger meng" is actually coping like Guru. If you were of similar size or bigger, and everyone was saying "wow canor's got a big cock", then you would be happy to know yours is bigger or similar. You would NOT be getting angry like guru and telling everyone how big yours is. It just doesn't make sense. Guru has a small penis.

>>149889660
dude please whatever this is simply cannot require that many words

>>149889637
you have a demented homo gay mind to think that up on the spot. closeted fag. think about it b... it's not good.

>>149889655
He's really getting heemed by a tiktoker next? How did this happen?

>>149889654
>>149889663
newfags

>>149889660
GODru got /heem/s bussy in a twist with his huge schaubian schlong. Yall hatin fr.

tony haters are faggots

>>149889281
It's because Dustin is a success story, UFC is desperately in need of those to market themselves. Tony's image is kinda like tyson's after the Jake paul humiliation fight, his image completely destroyed

rip terry

>>149889661
Good little goy.

>>149889683
I still remember how mad people got that Dustin fraud checked Gooby

>>149889678
You're upset but it will pass. Get help brazza.

Khabib tastefully won

Colby vindicated.

Gigantic juicy floppy natty knockers

I'VE BEEN WAITING, FOR A CAN LIKE YOU

TO COME INTO MY LIIIIIFE

>>149889717
KHABIB NOOOOO WHAT WOULD FAZZA THINK

>>149889689
They are kinda still bitter about it

Colbum vaginacated

>>149889735
fazza will think nothing because the coward already killed him!!!

>>149889683
>>149889689
>>149889737
the menace's children, am afraid

I killed Colby with my penis. Sorry

They will make a movie about McGregor's rise and fall
They will make a movie about Volkanovski recapturing the belt after 2 consecutive losses
They will make a movie about Dana White
They will not make a movie about Khabib, Topuria or your favorite black fighter.

holy fuck its habbening
we game of thrones now

>>149889778
movie
movie
movie
no movie

>They will never make a movie about jubli

>BMF tile unification

>>149889781
this is the real fight to watch out for if islam gets weemed

>>149889723
Heem power 5000

>>149889795
i need her to sit on my lap and touch me softly, not on the penis

>>149889778
D rod will get the movie

does the ilia line break off now that max has officially defended the official belt after losing to him or does he still have a claim?

god i hope bryce gets heemed stiff again saturday

>>149889806
namaste mexican gardeners

>>149889808
JDM is lineal and Ilia has Max’s BMF, anything Max does after losing to ilia is non-canon

>his name really is sharapoopin

>>149889826
Is he really going to durka durkastan lol

>god i hope bryce gets heemed stiff again saturday

>>149889834
except he has the actual physical belt

>>149889834
>>149889556

>>149889840
bit concerning you have that saved on your personal computer bud. didn't watch it but i know your type.

don't @ me again

>>149889843
Irrelevant
>>149889846
I’m aware b

Bryce got the hebrew rats shivering in their inbred sewers (Brooklyn sewers)

Tony is reddit
If you like him you are reddit

>>149889556
where does this rank in p4p mma feats?

you guys are such cazzies, real ones know the bmf belt was lost to burns because burns is a real bmf, and he remains the lineal title holder because burns hasn't fought another bmf since

>>149889859
If liking Tony makes me reddit then I'm Ghislaine Maxwell

SHE'S A KILLA

SHE'S A THRILLA
SPOOKSHOW BABY!

>>149889869
the bmf belt was never awarded

Clittycels say that Zatdaddy will lose but they won't bet on it though. Interesting.

>>149889879
What are the odds for DDP?

>jumping on a gilly instead of ground and pounding
MMA is suffering from a low IQ problem, not just low fight IQ

well /heem/?

Imagine if this was the kick Slamdaddy landed on V*lk

>belal lost and now suddenly everyone cares about the linearity of the bmf belt
its insane how easily jews can push and promote narratives that benefit them

You guys ever notice how Kevin Holland is really defensively sound when he's on his back? It's tough to ground and pound him effectively cus he's always blocking shots.

>>149889862
Second behind defending this takedown

>>149889901
Belal made the mistake of activating Canelo hands instead of Beterbiev hands

>>149889901
The linearity of the BMF belt has ALWAYS been a discussion

heeminder the concept of the BMF belt was invented by Nate diaz

Francis Ngannou never lost the HW strap.

>>149889936
Check again bozo

>>149889896
So then are you asking us to imagine volk getting back up and heeming Islam??? Why would you want us to do that?

Yeah I checked.

DC should have never ducked Francis. He 100% would have finished him.

askren has claim to conception of the bmf belt

>>149889943
No thats not what I meant nevermind

>So then are y- ACK

>>149888780
mmacels be like... it's called mixing the martial arts

Didn't Nate beat meng in boxing? doesn't that restore his meme belt?

>>149889943
cant top the legend adriano martins KO

>>149889969
No
Masvidal was robbed anyway

>>149889948
Check once again bozo

Coldest MMA moment

Jake Paul has absconded with the BMF belt

>stares at the heem roster disdainfully

Oops posted the wrong picture

has a fighter ever walked out to George Michael? Someone should imo, imagine pirouetting into the cage and kissing Cutman Tate on his forehead, the entire arena would be confused as fuck

>Oops p- ACK

>Arrête! Arrête! Je cè- *snap* *crunch* ACK!!

(Dana White enters from stage left to the middle of the stage and spreads his asshole)

DANA: Release the asshole kraken!

(siren wails)

>>149889993
>gane fucked him real good
ZAMN!

Oops i once again posted the wrong picture

Damage
Criteria
Levels

>>149890013
Chills...

>>149890009
*close up of train heading to hughes farms*
>EXTREMELY LOUD OBNOXIOUS TRAILER SOUNDTRACK

Tomala Asspisswall xisters... we have to fight Gane now... We're so fucked...

>>149890011
Gane is such a cheater

>>149890010

>>149890030
Lewis is getting the titul sho' I lament

>enters from stage left

>>149890030
damn Volkovs easiest fight to date

>>149890035
Lewis heeming Aspinall would be the greatest moment in /heem/ history

Platinum finishes gooby

>tfw you just got done raping a french bitch

>tfw you just got done raping a french bitch

>>149890038
is it really that easy to beat gane? is he really that big of a french fraud?

>>149890056
*ducks the entire roster except one dimensional slow strikers*

gane a memphis nigga he be lyin bout dat french shi

>>149890052
>>149890055
samefag

>>149890060
gane did that too? What a fucking piece of shit

>>149890030
Gane recently said that everything is set into motion

>>149890064
Did someone bless with you the power of being able to figure that out or something?
Amazing

Gane Derangement Syndrome (GDS) detected in the thread.

Gane is an anagram of angel

>>149890035
Unfortunately Gane already beat Lewis to a pulp... We're fucked...

Any interest I used to have in watching Cyril is Gane LOL

>>149888934
On stream when the Conor thing happened he joked for just a bit before comparing his own cock to Conor’s and downplaying the impressions

>>149890085

Lionheart (2031)
Directed by Kevin James
Starring Mark Wahlberg as Anthony Smith

my GDS is getting out of control right now

>>149889243
Anon there are at least 30 guys on youtube who pick all fights for all cards and present arguments and analysis. Off the top of my head
>Rigo
>Kunath
>DFS by the Numbers
>Uncle Weezy
>MMA Fortuneteller
>Jake Gerber

>>149890079
Talmbout Gane L b? I agree

I saw Ciryl Gane get into a brawl at my local Waffle House where he proceed to whip the frycook with strips of bacon fashioned into a cat o' nine tails

>>149890092
who's gonna play Ryan Spann?

GDS stands for Gamrot Derangement Syndrome

If you're afflicted DON'T WORRY! It's not terminal! There is a known cure: you must admit Mateusz Gamrot is a great fighter

>>149890103
Where the fuck has that guy been anyway when does he fight again? Jesus the heavyweight division is such a fucking mess right now

Primordial Gamrot Soup

>>149890110
Mateusz Gamrot is a great fighter

>>149890092
would be too brutal to film. even simulated combat...no one can withstand turtling against the cage for that many hours on end

>>149890101
THE uncle weezy?!

Ciryl Gane, AKA The Dumb Retard, has died suddenly of brain loss.

Ciryl GAYNE HAHAHAHAHAH

>>149890110
Gamrot is a heck of a fighter

Meditations On Mastery: The Ciryl Gane Story

>>149890129
the story of the guy who barely takes any fights

>>149890121
He's sucked lately. One of the best MMA handicappers on youtube tho

I'm listening to real american by rick derringer and all these gane pictures make me feel fucking smart and cool I just don't know how to explain it

The calculations will lead Gane to victory

Gane Deflating Syndrome
Please give Gane your air
GANBARE CIRYL!

GANE PLEASE FIRE YOUR HOT FRENCH MAN MILK

How do people get so obsessed with a guy that rarely even fights?

Gane may decide to invent new ways to escape a clinch, only 6 people in the world can do this

Why is Tom now doing dead leg challenges at 100% on his surgery knee like a retard?? That's literally what broke Tony. He was fine for 2 fights after his surgery, then Gaethje kicked that knee enough times he got permanent damage and couldn't move the same ever again.

Mateusz Gamrot... Whatever happened there?

>>149890154
ascended to godhood

>>149890152
Tony wasn't good after 2016. He got tuned up by Lando and was extremely lucky to survive

/heem/ is literally the only place where you'll find people who still rate Gane and it's all because of a covid era meme that you had to be high IQ to enjoy his fights because they were so boring (this is how /box/cels actually think btw)

>>149890154
He got picked on by Dustin Poirier it's ogre

>>149890161
thank you for explaining why you're mad

>Gane is mentioned
>Bongs have a meltie

>>149890152
>mate lets have a laugh and kick each other in the leg over and over innit

When I saw Gane nearly pull off a slick kneebar despite never training grappling I knew I was dealing with a phenom

>>149888780
Khanigger vs Al Iaquinta.

>>149890159
Yes but he could scramble and moved fast still. Post Gaethje there is a tumor looking growth hanging off his leg and he can only waddle around.
The point is it's stupid to take free 100% kicks on a leg you go surgery on you dumb faggot.

Gane nearly pulled me off but I smacked his hand away

No one rates Gane. He's a tomato can and afraid to fight Aspinall

>having a bad day
>listen to this
>feel better instantly

https://youtu.be/xRwyE1XSknI?si=mSBXBHdbtWtOy_CC

>>149886754
Yeah its blocked are you noticing a pattern?

>>149890161
OR maybe because his fights are exciting, ever thought about that ?

dropping a Ciryl in the Gane means writing a dissertation

I think all this Gane hate leads to simply one thing and that's jealousy, it's never been so factual as it is now I'm afraid!

>>149890191
Gane vs Rozenstruik was breathtaking. Same with Gane vs Ngannou and Gane vs Volkov x2

>>149890191
>R2
kwab (bum)

>>149890154
There can only be one Diamond, from henceforth Gamrot has been given the title Big Diamond

>>149890199
Unlike some fighters I won’t name, Gane isn’t afraid of standing with a fighter for longer than 5 minutes :)

ganf

The only reason I know Gane's name is because of this

Why won't Gane post his erect penis?

>>149890202
Gay
Ass
Nigger
Faggot???

diabolical of Francis to murder a kid rather than fight Gane again

>>149890208
talmbout jon jones

>they’re posting the AI edits again to cope

>>149890209
yeah and how many kids would Gane murder to fight Francis? 0? fucking pussy

>>149890206
lol no matter how many times I see this I can't stop thinking "work", what the fuck even is that is that a real submission thats like your big brother hossing you out cause you got lippy bout the playstation

>>149890199
Round 1 heems are proven to be flukes 90% of the time while round 2 heems are always calculated endeavors, not joking

Cyril Gane: selected poems; introduction and translation by Alexander Volkov.

>>149890201
Tom Aspinall beat Spivac entirely on the feet in under half a round whilst absorbing zero strikes.

>>149889862
“It won't hurt you. It's just to kill plants. It's called Agent Orange...and it won't bother humans.”

Chekhov's Gane

>>149890227
The coward’s way out.

>>149890220
ganes just actually that bad

>>149890227
Tom Aspinall is 1-1 against Blaydes.

Gane will produce a ''y'all must've forgot'' moment

>>149890235
Curtis Blaydes himself does not consider his win over Aspinall to be legitimate.

>>149890233
I like cheering on complete faggot jobbers too but Gane is a special kind of shitty, he has to have dirt on someone because why else would they even advertise him, he has the rare skill of being huge and worthless

>>149890237
Yeah when Shamil knocks him out and twists his meng

>>149890250
I just love heavyweights who move like flyweights. And have the same power as flyweights. And the same finishing rate as flyweights.

Gane's specialty is heel hooks, heel hooks caused the downfall of many fighters.

Tom Aspinall has more wins via heel hook than Ciryl Gane.

Tom Aspinall is an anagram for p moist anal

>>149890261
I think me and you would get along. I used to troll friends on the UFC game by picking Mark Coleman and decisioning them, nearly got me into a fist fight

Gane has zero losses from heel hooks.

How satisfying it would’ve been if Gane didn’t throw the Jon fight and tko’ed him with back of the head shots

He’s seething.

>>149890280
lol

gane? the french actor? he's the top "fighter" in the ufc/wwe company?

Yeah i suffer from GDSs
Gane's Dirty Sissy syndrome
Someone lock up my clitty please......

We need to be more mindful of our self talk around here guys

>>149890311
This shit was fake

>just a bullshit, cazzie take
remains the greatest bad prediction in /heem/ history

>>149890319
Yes a random anon bought a chastity cage and "larped" as a Gane FAGGOT for months just to take this picture

i dont think de Ridder can take Whittaker
i think DDP is going to lose to Chimaev by submission
its over dutch bros...

>>149890311
>Gane detractors are buying clitty cages in protest.
oh nonnn

>>149890319
>>149890326
It was Spammy on a Danish VPN

>>149890341
spammy can you confirm this

heem is cool cause it's every piece of shit that got banned from other mma websites over the years

>>149890344
there are other mma forums?

Oh my it appears as the GDSs is getting worse...
QUICK SOMEONE GET THESE SISSIES A HRT PILL!!!

>>149890344
/heem/ is chaos

whats the best next fight

>>149890344
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

>>149890351
PLEASE FRANCE I NEED A BUSHEL OF YOUR FINEST MOSLEM CUM POST HASTE!!!

>>149890344
Hey man, how you doing?

>>149890344
Weem is like the Avengers in that sense; the ultamate

>>149890365
Yan vs McGhee

>>149890365
Pico vs Evloev at UFC 330 following a string of cancelations

>>149890365
Gane vs Aspinall in October will be another example of excellence in the martial arts from Ciryl.

This is how Ganefaggots have sex with women

>>149890365
You vs Hygiene

>>149890344
I already was using 4chan before a clip of anderson silva KO compilation appeared out of nowhere in ytube so afterwards I went directly to look up an mma general in this board

ufc should sell pajama shorts that look like the fighting shorts the fighters wear in cage, i think that would be a good product

>>149890380
Gane will never fight Aspinall. He'll continue to duck then request an interim title shot when Tom gets hurt next

France man come on, this was an nice place

>>149890380
Gane in Locktober will be another example of excellence in the Sissy hypnosis from Ciryl.

>>149890384
That's cool Morocco but no one asked you

>>149890385
someone get hunter campbell on the phone

>je mappelle euh toot sweet hun hun hun

lol I can feel the retard energy surrounding me, I love posting with you guys, it makes me see red and cut onions like tito

GaneCHAD here....locked and loaded

Anti-Gane Propaganda (AGP)

Imagine if Jiri had a chin

>>149890381
Why did I click that?

imagine if Bob Sapp raped Urijah Faber

some of you are so obsessed with trannies and tranny terminology that you might genuinely be happier just taking estrogen at this point. You would probably think about tranny shit way less if you just got a script already

>>149890421
I agree.
Ganesister here btw.

Anthony Runble Johnson uppercutting Hasbullah an lá Yoel Romero vs Luke Rockhold

>0 American male champions

Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira running over Hasbulla with his horse (a city bus)

>>149888835
A five round BANGER

>>149890421
there are literal, proven trannies posting here

>>149890429
Do i need to post the Merab picture again beaner?

>>149890381
He has a decent 'chin' in the mma sense, thoughbeit. He should grow his beard longer like Islam, so opponents don't know exactly where his chin is, and they'll whiff shots through his beard.

>>149890444
What's worse AGP Or thinking you're an actual woman ?

>>149890448
Im posting this on my knees; pleas dont do this

>>149890444
your boyfriend's here right now you know

>>149890413
Would have been flushed 15 fights ago
Chinlets have boosted heem defense.

french pressed a beast of a coffee at 2:30 am

I'm really tired of the dimeless dagestani era of UFC

Why did he do it?

>tfw you G'd, R'd, and spunked in a French piggy

>>149890470
there's 1 dagestani champion and he lost to paul craig
the dagestani era ended with khabib, continuing to cry about them only bolsters the pakattacks that frequent heem

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>>149890479
I'm American so I basically consider anyone darker than me as a foreigner but you can't deny UFC has never been more dimeless than it is now. You can't expect me to actually care or give a shit about where these bums are from, I just know they are foreign bums

Pantoja
Merab
Volk
Ilia
JDM
Dricus
Ankalaev
Aspinall

This is the most based roster of champs we've had in a long time, only one boring shitter among them.

Brazza champs:
>Ankdaddy (LHW champ)
>Zatdaddy (MW lineal champ)
>Slamdaddy (LW and WW lineal champ)
>Movdaddy (FW lineal champ)
>Umdaddy (BW lineal champ)

>>149890487
just watch something else mate

I cant fucking believe you posted Analkyiv as a good example, you deserve to be heemed until you vomit your cherished blood pudding

>>149890506
Read it again you mongoloid.

>>149890504
I will not, because I know out there is somebody with the flair and skill of Frank Mir just waiting to be discovered

>>149890497
haha, yeah, totally bro...ah ha, um, can you imagine if someone didn't know which one was boring! what an idiot, right?

Jon has not taken offense to Dana’s comments, let’s make that clear.

Jones is fighting Pereddit at the White House.

>>149890521
Yeah, that person (if they exist) is a complete fucking brain dead retard!

>>149890532
tuck yourself in bitch you have been exposed

>A-ANKDADDY IS BORING!!!

Big Ankdaddy had that poor piggy petrified and squealin' for a fillup

>didn’t name the champ who’s a boring shitter
>he automatically assumes I mean ankalaev
if it quacks like a duck…

>No how dare you recognize my BDSissyclitty posting patterns!!
Oink for ya Ankdaddy, playa

Has anyone been buried harder than Poatan after losing a shitty decision?

watching Ankalaev fight is like watching a Tarkovsky film

>>149890556
He is b. Compared to the other brazzas. He just doesn't have killer instinct or a true dominance like Islam, Khabib, Khamzat, or even Umar. That's why Ank's on reevaluation in the brazzacord. He needs to really show something in the rematch or he might have his status revoked.

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>>149890578
Big Ank BODIED that freak.

>>149890590
>true dominance like Islam, Khabib, Khamzat, or even Umar.
Out of these fighters only Khabib had true dominance

>all this Big Ank posting
I'm scared.

>>149890581
He seems to be as popular amongst the casuals who buy tickets and keep guys like the Magomeds fed.
Maga shouldn't have pushed for the rematch as hard as he did. It makes him look desperate like he knows he fucked up. He's losing in the art of war criteria by not just moving on and letting Alex become irrelevant.

>>149890612
Ankaliev sucks so bad I forgot the division even exists

You hear about pereira far more than you hear about ankalaev

these faggots just need to fight I'm tired of hearing about their personal lives

watching Dricus fight is like watching a Michael Bay flick

You don't want to be the guy that even though he wins, he loses. You want to either be the guy who just wins, or the guy that even when he loses, he wins.
'gomed is losing even though he won.

>>149890631
Dricus is literally the only thing keeping me interested because he actually fights like a looney tunes character and always wins

>>149890642
Jones said he is still training for it. Probably believes God is testing him and he needs to roid up, get big and have faith it happens.
It's probably dana laying the new negotiation foundation, letting Jones know subliminally, if the fight does happen, it's "a favor to jones" and there will be nowhere close to a 30 mil guarantee. It will all be ppv% only.

>Dricus is literally the only thing keeping me interested because he actually fights like a looney tunes character and always wins

apropos

Átropos.

>>149890666
how fucking dare you, I just got owned and I'm NOT HAPPY

"It's because I'm Marty, bro" - Marty Kara-France

>>149890642
Gayna Shite has been putting on trash cards for months he can't put together a good card to save his life

>>149890700
>he thinks dana is still running the show

Dana big bald faggot titty bitch

>>149890661
>Look Jones... You're the goat, kid... But the white house is gonna be expensive. We won't be able to pay you what you deserve big guy.. it wouldn't be right... and it's a big responsibility..
>NOO DAYNA PLS ILL TAKE A 70% PAYCUT PLS

>We can't have Jones at the White House because who knows what he will do
>oh yeah but the coked out serial rapist who just flashed his junk to the whole world can come
Just admit you're seething GOATnes refused to fight Asspitranny, pink head.

>>149890717
Don’t sing your posts.

>>149890730
>>We can't have Jones at the White House because who knows what he will do
it's because he's unreliable you fuckin goof

>>149890730
I am also mad that Jon Jones does drugs and wins fights.

Jon agreed to fight Tom but then he renigged

>>149890737
Don't you tell me what to do welfare baby, America's remittances keep your lights on little Diego

"oh I'm mexican and identify as a bunch of other shit to give meaning to my shitty little taco life" you guys really are just shit, no wonder Teddy Roosevelt dog walked you back home

>>149890739
They would have a backup fighter for an event like that anyways. So yes, it's about Pigna being a little bitch.

Non Americans shouldn't be allowed to fight at the white house.

Hasbulla should be killed live on television from the White House

>>149890769
>White House card with no champions

Mike Malott goes full 1812 Arsonist mode on the White House Card

I would LOVE to see Hasbulla on a minecart flying into lava after slamming into a wall of pure amethyst

>>149890796
BMF Participation Champion Dustin Poirier will come out of retirement for the card

>>149890685
I actually banged her.

>>149890796
Max Holloway is a champion show some respect

>>149890796
Wrong, my brown friend.

>>149890815
Merab is so based.

>>149890815
I’m whiter than the man in that image.
Merab doesn’t consider himself American btw

Small Cut.

So what the fuck is the next card? Foreign bum vs foreign bum? Lil Merab bitch using his faggot wrestling to win a lackluster decision I bet

>danny gay let shitbull into the rankings
State

>>149890841
One of those foreign bums made America’s only prospect shit his pants on live television

>>149890852
Facts. Headshot dead!

>>149890841
there is not a single active american fighter that wouldnt get killed by the RDR

>>149890841
We're gonna give bo a few easy matches then make a backroom deal with RDR. RDR will be scheduled to fight Khamzat for the title at the whitehouse, but will "pull out" (for a few million dollars behind an NDA) kinda like the diaz khamzat situation. The public will accept it because every other top 10 middleweight will just so happened to be booked and crammed into the previous 2 ppvs. There will be no other option.
It will be sold as a Rocky movie scenario and storyline. And Bo will heem.

Strickland would brutally decision RDR

>>149890865
I'd fight Bo Nickal for 500$ that nigga can't take body shots

What did Gooby end up doing with that kids action figure collection he bought?

>>149890897
Shows his dick I know that4

>>149890152
What heavyweight is going to wittle Tom down with legkicks over the course of a long and tactical fight? He just heems in 60 seconds

That Heavyweights name? GODne.

>>149890152
He will retire on top and keep rating beans on toast

Can they just put a heavyweight title fight on I cant stand the build of father of shoe shitter versus gay black french man

Whatever happened to Don frye? The strong silent type?

Don fry bussy is probably better than whatever extraterrestrial thing pvz has beneath the skirt

Are you referring to the bungussy? The thing only spoken of in whispers? We will get to the bottom of it.

>>149890932
I'm more worried he's gonna re'fuck it up again in training with some kickboxer like Rico. They were doing 100% leg kick challenges where they kick right to the side of the knee for the memes. And he does it with everyone who goes to his gym in videos. Just seems like a stupid accident waiting to happen. Especially with an area where ligaments can tear.

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>>149891013
I think he still does the podcast with dan severn. I can't get past the potato camera and constant static buzzing.