Thread 149890855

>save us swanny
https://www.azmen.com/azncdn/htwcboggmw/htwcboggmw-hi.html

currently shitting

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149890862
>azmen.com
Thinking /nrl/ were right about this general...

hate it when I eat spicy food then blow my nose on a rag and then later use the rag after wanking and it burns my dick

>>149890862
Don't know why I clicked that but you legitimately can't even see anything.

>>149890842

imagine the autistic schlap and moanfests daddy been havin to listen to since then

>>149890855 (OP)
>The veteran administrator has ruled out reducing the 20-minute playing time for each quarter, but believes the league can tighten up in situations where umpires are waiting for players to get to ruck contests and boundary throw-ins.
>"There's a chance to actually speed that up a bit. There's good vision and video of ruckmen taking 20 seconds to come from one end of the ground to the other. Everyone stands around and waits, so to me that's something that hopefully we can have a look at and maybe address even before the season finishes."

>>149890883
she would of absolutely gone to town on herself last night

>>149890862
>tfw im bigger for once

>>149890862
Why the fuck did I click on this

>>149890867
enjoy mate

>>149890896
tabla xx

>>149890906
>>149890911
is that a dog? what am I looking at

>>149890906
>>149890911
>>149890920
>>149890928
thanks

>swan 34
>she was charged at 20
>happened 'many years ago' from her being 20

>Darcy Moore has avoided MRO punishment after this incident late in the game yesterday.
predictable. So corrupt.

Remember when Darcy Moore almost killed Christian Petracca this time last year? He's a dirty thug yet larps as a soft spoken progressive.

I'M AN IGGER BABY

>>149890947
lmao, this shit league is so corrupt

Swann said that he thinks the umpires are doing a great job in his press conference today. There is no hope

sorry missed some key data

>>149890975
based ben garrison

darcy moore is scum and deserved weeks for it, but to be fair freo deserves it considering their cunt of a captain (who also larps as a progressive and is an ugly long-haired talentless cunt) heemed a poort player on purpose and had his ban overturned

what the fuck has that horrible cunt ally langdon done to her dog face
joan rivers tier botched surgery

>>149890743
>>149890765
what's wrong with flynn anyway
i know he had injuries but isn't he good enough for now

no he's fucking hot garbage

>>149890816
honestly disrespectful that either of those calls ever happen let alone twice in the same game
was it the same ump? if so don't let him on the field ever again, afl needs to be harsher cracking down on shit umps

livinia nixon now there's a looker

wank to cfnm looms

>The Sydney Swans confirm player Riak Andrew has been cited for using a homophobic slur during Saturday’s VFL match against North Melbourne
OH NO NO NO

>wake up ignorant so swannys penis
>go to bed an expert
Never stop learning and improving yourself

>>149890947
idk how many times he's been suspended in his career (i assume not many) but that's solely because players are left to do what they want in marking contests, moore flies his knee into opponents at any opportunity, literally almost killed petracca and got away with it

>>149891018
lance collard and jeremy finlayson last year as well, what is it with these blackfellas

>afl player says a word
>4 weeks!
>aflw player so homophobic she literally sits out of an entire game as to not wear a rainbow
>this is fine

do you reckon dee gets all hot and bothered seeing darce out on the field trying to kill people

>>149891039
One is a slip of the tongue, schoolyard stuff. The other is pure hatred.

>>149891018
>sydney
wasn't mac a melb NGA player why is his brother in sydney
>>149891039
is she still going? pretty sure all the aflw players hate her kek i'd be surprised if her teammates didn't as well

>>149891039
/r/ThatHappened

whats laura kane doing now that swann is here to fix all her fuckups

>>149891055
dishes mostly

Marmite monkeys wouldn't even

good morning sir

>>149891049
>wasn't mac a melb NGA player why is his brother in sydney
Yes but Mac wasn't drafted as an NGA player because they changed the NGA rules after Jamarra went to the Dogs at pick 1. It was a rort anyway, Andrew himself says he was playing AFL for years before he was in the Academy and they did nothing to get him into the game. His brother isn't good enough for any NGAs to try and get in for a rort. They just drafted him with a pick in the 50s.

lol

any tradies in?
what would be a suitable adhesive to join the sides of these for stability?

https://www.bunnings.com.au/brighton-masonry-230-x-110-x-80mm-charcoal-garden-edge_p3041545

the 50m for lightly pointing at the scoreboard is a joke
the umpires had their finger on the trigger to give collingwood a leg up

>>149891077
>Mac wasn't drafted as an NGA
yeah he was drafted as a NIGGA

>>149891097
yep, just like the carlton double goal last year which was a wrong decision (goal) then giving away a free for dissent leading to another goal

>>149891098
kek

>>149891022
life comes at you hard

>>149891103
kek

/afl/ proudly stands with israel

what mental illness is this?

>>149891114
finna unfollow her i'm not about these walls of text

>>149891114
/nrl/ lost their minds over this?

>>149891110
I absolutely do not.

>>149891114
Tiffany Salmon'd
or
Tiffany's Almond?

>>149891114
this is fucking entertainment
love this shit

>>149891018
>you will receive a six w-
>*sees player*
>two week suspension

>>149891114
>getting mad over a daily mail article
i mean i get it but these people are the guttertrash of an already slimy occupation

>>149891114
some knockers there

Who will be the first player to say the n word?

>>149891169
i imagine its already been said

>>149891169
if riak andrew is allowed to say faggot then nick daicos is allowed to say nigger
it's only fair

imagine using both slurs directed at isuck gaynor

>>149891185
wow so edgy

depressed, cant be bothered making dinner but the mince will go to waste

>>149891174
yeah but i don't think anyone has ever gotten in trouble for it

seriously what the fuck has this dog done to her face

>>149891241
voldemort ahhh nose

walked past allison langdon today and called her a stupid smug cunt and imitated her stupid facial expressions right in her stupid face

just got back from bunnings
had been there since 9am
was a huge queue of tradies buying everything they need to build a house

>>149891254
must have been a big bunnings haha

>>149891261
haha

>>149891267
rofl haha

>"The academies serve a purpose, you've just got to pay the right price for the players"
Chris Scott in support of Northern Academies though strangely he wants to get rid of Father-Son.

is it reasonable behaviour to smear your own blood over every single plate and bowl in the work lunchroom because some cunt put his dirty plate in a clean dishwasher again?

father son is ridiculous and needs to go

>>149891274
i understand where he's coming from, though
>we are trying to have an even comp and then we have these huge outliers?

>>149891241
trying to make her face shaped more like Tracey Grimshaw before the show gets cancelled

if you really think about it father son has the potential to spiral out of control to a bad situation. from a longevity perspective it's gone

>>149891286
I'm surprised clubs haven't instituted breeding programs yet

>>149891290
or start adopting a heap of sudos

>>149891280
I wonder how he feels about Simonds land deals for players and Cotton On jobs for their partners and whether those count as outliers?

>>149891293
these are two seperate individual humans

>>149891293
hideous

whys this guy spazzing out over a news presenter

just had a ripper wank to a smokin jav actress

robert walls would have been 75 today
gone too soon

At the risk of setting off that poster today would've been Robert Walls' 75th birthday.

>>149891308
S

>mike sheahan is 78
is this leder abuse

shut up you fucking spastics

>>149891308
>>149891310
>>149891319
what are you spergs watching

>>149891319
He's still fine mentally though his legs look like a Muppets legs on his body. They're tiny.

>>149891308
Should have put him in the ruck

Allison Langdon is a truly ugly person on the inside and outside

>>149891325
On the Couch

Uh oh another one boys
>The AFL Integrity Unit has opened an investigation into first-year Sydney player Riak Andrew, after he used a homophobic slur during last Saturday’s VFL win over North Melbourne.
>In a club statement released on Monday evening, the 20-year-old Swan was described as “remorseful” and having taken “full responsibility” for his actions.
>“While it is disappointing, we recognise that Riak is at the beginning of his career and we will use this as an opportunity to provide support and education, to ensure Riak understands the impact of his words.
>“In a fortnight we will be playing in the Pride Game, a match that is incredibly important to our club. We are committed to creating a safe, respectful, and inclusive environment.”

>The surname Riak is of African origin, specifically associated with the Dinka people of South Sudan
nothing to see here just move on

how do i use a rivet gun it wont pop and keeps stuck

>>149891114
>women who are single post 35yrs old having mental breakdowns
Nothing to see here

>>149891340
rivets are too long

the special treatment gays and natives get really makes me warm to their causes

Why on earth did an anon spam pics of some guy's dick here? This isn't /int/, champ

>some guy
crisp cazzie

>some guy
go back

is everyone on drugs or just me

Well I'm not.

>>149891371
Does caffeine, ozempic and anti-depressants count?

some pretty damning big ant reviews on glassdoor

>>149891384
>ozempic
no refunds

first they came for sus, and i said nothing because i was nothing suss
then they came for bussy, and i said nothing because i wasn't a glassy
then they came for goon, and i said nothing because i didn't drink

Amazing how /afl/ is simuletanously homophobic but is perfectly fine with dick pictures being spammed

>>149891423
honestly man im just fucking chilling right now

im not homophobic, unless hating darcy moore and jack ginnivan makes me homophobic

i'm fasting and it's so cold but fasting makes me even colder
FUCK IT'S SO COLD

Might try replacing my alcohol intake with whole milk

when did this dick spamming happen

>>149891427
fucking gorgeous

>>149891427
*faps like a sir*

>>149891453
Love that channel

i’ve always got ants in my pants, i dont know how to relax

can't stop thinking about that cute girl i talked to 2 days ago. shame i'm such an ugly bastard
australian football

Wish I lived in bontworld

the andrew brothers are disgusting nigglers

every dog has his day

>>149891427
i don't get this whisper shit it's weird as fuck

>>149891482
npc

>>149891489
what's he blurring she's got a bikini top on

I keep the tv on at night because the world is too dark when I awake in the morning

What if we all met up and kicked the footy around?

mums always telling me how clever i am

>>149891344
she's 35?

>>149891496
open your blinds lil nigga

>>149891499
I’d take a hanger on blue plate cunt

>>149891500
Do you think she did it condescendingly too much as a child and ended up having a negative effect?

>>149891499
If I lined up on you you’d get cut in half lol. Fucking take up chess or some shit. You’d be done as a footballer, mentally shot. For permanently. I’m laughing right here just thinking about it

>>149891499
crisp

>>149891521
Do you think they're all still mates and hang out?

>>149891492
gotta start messin with em

>>149891520
you talk the talk but can you talk the talk?

>>149891521
I’ve never smiled like this

>>149891499
what if we just all met up and kissed

i can't smile it just looks like a grimace

might watch die hard 3 tonigy

>>149891556
i really relate with the sign he wore haha

sad what's happened to bruce willis

>>149891562
based tex

steven may play

>>149891593
saved the kid a world of pain supporting essendon

>>149891593
so dosn condone that sort of thing?

>Left it to late to cook dinner
>Don't want to spend money on takeaway
FUCK

>>149891593
The things supporting this club does to a nigga.

>"The Big Arch burger seems to be an elevated version of a Big Mac," one person pointed out, describing the experience as "a flavour bomb in my mouth."
>"[The] extra touches made the burger more indulgent and rich. I like the combination of the familiar taste and the extra pop of flavour."

Imaging going to uni to write this shit.

The clanker meme is pretty funny

>>149891593
i can fix her

need a gf who lets me destroy her arse

need a gf who wants to destroy my arse

>>149891593
>woman killing their own child
many such cases

>>149891635
>>149891643
need a gf that does both of these

need an arse that'll destroy my gf

>>149891593
umm where was her husband??!!

>>149891650
her body her choice

>>149891593
The reason government schools keep overlooking these crimes and red flags is because they need the employees to watch all the fucking children their parents won't look after.
How about you start looking after your children yourself Australia.

>>149891665
fucking THIS
parents these days don't want anything to do with their own kids- partly because you need more money to raise children so they need to work more, but then they fork out a shitload for daycare and cry about how expensive that is

poop

COCK in my ARSE

>>149891679
The "children are expensive" thing is a meme. They're smaller so only eat the same as you or me, less food. Thry only eat more come puberty.

I was literally raised by a single father on the dole and he still managed to take me to the footy every weekend. Single parent incomes can raise a family.

Jews are psyopping parents into thinking 5 co-curriculurs is healthy.

another night drinking wine and fantasizing I’m a Ukrainian boxer with discipline and the ability to take pain. I’m the original piesperg from 2023, what a fall from grace, I used to be somebody…

love her

>>149891708
>I’m the original piesperg from 2023
You’re not me retard

>>149891656
I've got one, it's great.

>>149891724
I have plenty of hobbies and I'm burnt out. Children should be able to enjoy being kids and not be stressed non-stop while their parents accumulate debt and never see them.

so many of you deserve to die

>>149891740
Crisp dons customer who thinks we're infants

Don’t fucking push me mate I’m a wanted man in 3 states

>>149891753
Wanted for sucking cock.

who wanking swannys dick off

>>149891716
imaging your parents raising you like that and then becoming a tradie or even worse, an anime image board browsing eternal NEET

>>149891740
i hope im not included in that

who wanking some guys dick off

>>149891705
this
the poorest people always have the most kids

>>149890862
Was this filmed using the score review cameras?

josh isnt real mate

Simpsons is so funny

hello

>>149891786
crisp tradie not following instructions

my dad thinks he's a real tough cunt always bullying me

>>149891848
How do you know it was a tradie?

>>149891882
based henry brayshaw

*hammers screw*

>>149891883
they dont call it civilian section

>>149891882
find an even bigger bloke than your dad to flog him then he'll stop it

rabies is horrifying

hope i don’t get rabies

i hope i dont get rabies either

>>149891897
You're that same genius who thinks you need to show your tradie license at bunnings lol.

imagine if you were all in a room and a big strong tradie walked in you'd all go quiet immediately lmao, pussies

>>149891945
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

yeah it'd be hard to talk with his dick in my mouth lmfao you spastic cunt

>>149891949
Anon why are you bringing up gay sex? Something you want to tell us

>>149891945
tradies are massive pussies when they are out of their utes

>>149891958
mouth stuff isn't sex

Got bitten by a huntsman

>>149891968
based my missus trying to justify how it wasn’t cheating

>>149891972
get checked for rabies

>>149891740
What crime committed by us do you think warrants death?

>>149891972
go doctor tomorrow

>>149891972
What were you doing to it?

I’m just so MAD all the time

I'm the reason you're mad, aren't I?

>>149891999
Take a chill pill lol

Just bit some fat balding retard kek

need a winter cologne

/afl/ NEEDS me to create a new 'mick it can endlessly parrot for attention

>>149891994
It was in my shorts must have crawled in there while I was driving

the world used to be better
life used to be better

2000-2009 was peak life

>>149892046
meant peak footy

my favourite memories are playing halo 2 at lan parties with my bros

>>149892036
he musta crawled under there for warmth.

Did you guys know that songs don't rhyme in other languages

Hate myself and want to die

big boy eat too much

I am the Tom Cruise of /afl/

>>149892071
Crisp manlet

reckon women subconsciously hate that men have ceded power to them and will continue to performatively destroy civilisation until put back in their place. which is what they ultimately want. so either we have to do it or the global caliphate will take care of that bit of business.

hi, I'm Tom Ballistic :))

>>149892059
Why would I care what they do in other languages? Everyone else learns English for a reason.

>>149892091
'sp

remember when they forced everyone to change how they pronounced 'kiev'?

thanks for the duolingo reminder, 800+ days and counting

the superior cordon bleu man myself

>>149892107
they’re trying to do the same thing with turkey

theres been a study that these threads have the highest amount of people dropped on their head as a baby on the entire website

Turkey
Kiev
Czech Republic

Simple as.

These places have different names?

>>149892138
What are they trying to retcon the Czech Republic to?

>>149892144
Czechia

Family Guy Roasting Different Countries

>>149892146
Ah, I vaguely recall hearing their soccer team that. Isn't that just slang? Are they actually trying to suggest that's the county's name now?

>>149892144
czech’d

>>149892162
They're trying to, yes

Young and free.

Simple as.

You can all suck fat cocks you rotten cunts

>>149892138
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

>Harley Reid
>2 year contract extension + (player?) option for a further 9 years on top of that
>Would contract him through to 2037
Thinking Iggs management might be stupid enough to sign it.

>>149892203
>player option
goodbye perth kek, they wouldn't put this in if they were confident he'd stay

>>149892207
It's reported that this was Reid's offer to the Iggs.

>>149892219
sounds like a 'prove my time' contract. if they're still shit in two years he's gone

>>149892203
works well for them. they can easily afford to give him $2.2m/year for the next couple years while they're useless and have no one else to pay then when it nears the end of the deal and he's "only" on around $1.5m, not only will they be a lot better team, the cap going up and up will make that reduced hit even smaller

It's happening.
>>149876856

>>149892259
they have no one else to pay besides waterman.

I hope my iggs offer him whatever he wants. The team is so bereft of talent and it would be good for morale.

>>149892287
Why would they pay the waterboy

>>149892306
He was AA last year

>>149892297
That the worst rated player in the comp is getting all the money? That he's started -another- fight and you're expected to go in there and fight for him like he's some rich noble cunt and you're a peasant farmer?
Great for morale...

>>149892323
Yes

>>149892138
I still say Burma

>Nobody rates him yet everybody wants him
Harley Reid

>>149892330
Crisp, I still say Holland

For me, it will always be yugoslavia.

>reid is leaving as soon as he can haha the iggs are fucked!!!
>reid is staying for ten years haha the iggs are fucked!!!
kek

I still say Safeway

>>149892346
absolutely based

>>149892346
based my mum

>>149892334
>He can't afford a white elephant
What a pissant club.

There was still safeway in australia only 8 years ago

>>149892346
Crisp me.

*stands up*

I still say coon cheese.

*stands up*

I say redskins

boongs

>>149892343
>Anon can't even pick up a slampig, he's fucked
>Anon is marrying a slampig, he's fucked
There's a happy middle ground.

I still call it Hungry Jacks.

I still haven't found what I'm looking for

Mumza's from England and calls all foods by their English names
>Aubergine
>Courgette
>Sweet pepper
>Clementine
>Candy floss
>etc

>Iggs jump on the song after goal bandwagon
Harley's song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3VthkhkK-w

>>149892388
You too? iykwim haha

>>149892394
harley wasn't yet 2 years old when this song released

>>149892394
iggos been doing it for years. vengabus still lives in me head from when it was JJK's goal song

jealousy breeds envy

>>149892394
god that's ear rape

>>149892428
Avril can do whatever she wants to my ear holes.

isolation breeds pride

trips for dons win on friday

>>149892445
Best we can do is a new injury.

remember turkbro

*spits on turkbro*

I hope Bulldogs give Essendon an almighty belting this Friday, I'm talking 130 points come on I want to see a drubbing

My mum used to call the local safeway tuckerbag

>>149892471
More of a thrashing or shellacking man

>>149892471
The only 100+ point win this season will be in the grand final.

>>149892498
Tuckerbag turned in to Bilo or IGA I reckon.

I feel opened up in a way I haven't for at least 6 years and I don't know how to close it up again. The world can be a very lonely place
would be funny as if port gets up this weekend

I wish I could have my innocence back

>>149892605
same

I still have mine.

you're here, no you don't

Can't stop crying

Can't stop cumming

Emm, the duality of man much?

when's this google age/id verification thing supposed to kick in?

>>149891114
kek careers really are adult daycare

>>149892754
apparently 27th of December. fucking kikes

>>149892801
ahkay, thanks

what age thing

going to coward punch the next person i overhear talking about the coldplay concert

mate you're supposed to talk about current things

>SBS Viceland
>Fuzoku: Sex Entertainment in Japan
>In Tokyo, three women take us through the realm of fuzoku - the world of erotic entertainment in Japan. We follow them in host clubs where they drink and find escorts
>Consumer Advice: A, N, S.
Yup, I'm thinking kino.

>>149892754
>>149892801
Merry Christmas

based doesn't know when christmas is retard

balls aching

just had an excellent wank

>>149893242
>>149893261
i choose to believe these two posts are related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ2dtI86dzE&list=RDbJ2dtI86dzE&start_radio=1

is slim dusty the father of slim shady

night gaybos

goodnight mate *kisses your forehead*

Doesn’t want to play for a struggling club yet will resign with WC. Make it make sense

member when caffy freemans did dat fing?

i don't know nuffin bout no free man

wheels off at collingwood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsUVj0ENhY&list=RDcVsUVj0ENhY&start_radio=1

wtf can't believe hunters and collectors ripped off indiana jones fucking bullshit

>peter moore put his erect penis in darcy's mum and thrusted until he ejaculated in her vagina
that's crazy

if he did it'd be up there crazaly iykwim haha

>>149893574
this, so much this

>>149893743
kerekkkkk

*queem QUEEM

†i can't QUEEM no more

foy

don't tell sebbo to fuck off dickhead
ta x

tabla
x

*QUEEF tabla
x

kek

snot funny

are you a nose picker or a scab picker?

I’m awake

same but wish I wasn't

Good morning alf

Harley Reid to become the highest paid player in the league if he stays at West coast

poorly managed minnow club wasting money on fraud shitters, not developing talent. worse than norf

had a restless sleep

iggs are one of the most highly supported clubs in the league you dumb faggot, complete opposite of minnow
now freo, THAT'S a minnow club

> On Monday Woman’s Day broke the news that Australian sweetheart Carrie Bickmore is enjoy a steaming romance with reality TV star, Lee Elliott, following his split from journalist-turned-The Bachelorette star, Georgia Love
she cheated on her ex’s like a dog and will do it again - he can do much better

I'm cutting my coffee back from 2 a day to 1. So far I have nonstop headaches and feel sluggish. I wish someone told me about the effects before I got addicted

>Due to its elevation, Bluff Knoll and the surrounding peaks of the Stirling Ranges are some of only a few places to experience regular snowfalls in Western Australia.[5] When snow is forecast by the Bureau of Meteorology it attracts hikers from all over the southwest region to experience it.
holy grim

>>149897088
>Bachelorette
>Love
bit in this

> The Musket Wars were a series of as many as 3,000 battles and raids fought throughout New Zealand (including the Chatham Islands) among Māori between 1806 and 1845,[1] after Māori first obtained muskets and then engaged in an intertribal arms race in order to gain territory or seek revenge for past defeats.[2] The battles resulted in the deaths of between 20,000 and 40,000 people and the enslavement of tens of thousands of Māori
Imagine if the Abos had got their hands on some muskets

ballarat r1n1

ballarat r7n9

They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat.
When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.
When I start to dance,
everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom

>>149897427
They wouldn't have known what to do with them

Saints have offered Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera 1.4 million a season, the highest contract off in St Kilda history. Though its expected he will still depart for SA at seasons end.

Joining the gym today

>>149897894
whenever i think about how shit my life is, i remember to be grateful i don't support st kilda

>>149897622
you been waiting to post that since yesterday or the day before lol you pathetic cuck. it must annoy you how infrequently i come here these days. just come round to my place and lets settle this once and for all champ.

>>149894277
>>149894464
>>149894507
queem QUEEM
tabla x

>>149898058
Huh?

>>149898342
i obviously meant you're not king of the rumba beat champ

>>149898367
Fuck up ‘champ’

>>149898402
bell st nightclub in 15 minutes hex

What happens if they lose harley

YOU'RE NOT LOOKIN.RUMBA CHAMP

>>149898367
chick-chicky-boom chick-chicky-boom

Can’t get out of bed it’s too cold

I’m a worthy member of this community and you will start treating me as such

>>149898446
applied for a portable AC yet mate

Sebbo is a worthy member of this community and you will start treating him as such

>>149898490
tabla x

caroline wilson hates men

>>149898503
if she hated men she'd be caroline wildaughter iykwim haha

>>149898446
Literally me. I'm hungry and can feel a shit brewing so something's gotta give soon though.

>something's gotta give
LET THE DOCKIES HIT THE BOWL
LET THE DOCKIES HIT THE BOWL
LET THE DOCKIES HIT THE BOOOOOOOOOWL IYKWIM HAHA

>Jaspa Fletcher extends to 2030
Based. He's chronically underrated. Might end up better than both Ashcrofts.

I thought avo toast being expensive was a meme but the place near me has it for $15

bane are gonna absolutely belt the cunt off collingwood in two weeks like they did hawthorn and geelong

PHWEE 50 metres for dissent, you pointed at the scoreboard

>>149898692
good player and another first rounder f/s bane got for a mega discount nothing wrong here

>>149898851
>mega discount
They paid the market price, they were just given priority access to him. If you have a problem with the father/son rule then campaign for the AFL to remove it or get your players to have better sons.

>>149898851
>bane get nothing for over a decade
>vic clubs get them constantly
>finally get a handful of father/sons
>UMMMM ACTUALLY THIS IS LE UNFAIR LE COMP INTEGRITY IS RUINED

>>149898715
costs like $2 to make it at home

>>149899056
Avocados are currently $2.50 each.

go on...
>slice of bread
>some lemon juice maybe
>salt

>>149899097
$2 per serving
>>149899141
just leave it out in the sun mate

>>149899147
k not very rumba...but I will allow it fella x

>>149899097
I haven't bought avocados for ages. I used to buy them all the time when they were $1 each.

Wank for breakfast.

>>149899182
>$1 each
...yh a good sized one costs $1.50 here
Costco has some good deals on produce though..can get six of them for like 7-8 bucks ngl

>>149899216
They're not something I like to buy in bulk. They go bad so quickly. Nothing worse than when you slice open one expecting bright green but it's blotchy, brown slop and you have to throw it.

Going to rebel to buy some new shorts

>>149898925
>get your players to have better sons
bit dysgenophobic mate do better

I grow my own avocados

Avo toast is a meme, you combine the warm crunchiness of toast with the cold squelch of avos. Had it once, never again

any straffo updates?
is he still asexual?

>>149899491
Mix avocado with feta with salt and pepper on a nice sourdough bread with lots of butter and nothing compares to it you uncultured swine

The father son rule only serves to keep the rich richer.

The whole opening is kinda rough. Him at the fortress and Alan Tudyk being like "THIS MESSAGE FROM HIS PARENTS SOOTHES HIM BUT ONLY THE FIRST HALF IS VIEWABLE RIGHT NOW THIS DEFINITELY WON'T COME UP LATER IN THE MOVIE" was like oof probably could've found a better way to get that info out there bro.

I buy two avocados a week

Misso and i have it on toast with eggs on Saturday and I have half an Avocado each on the days I work from home. I like avocado tbqhwy

meme clubs
shant

>>149899491
>>149899568
my girlfriend likes it with goat cheese. personally, I'll mix in red peppers and then add some baby green sprouts on top. absolutely delicious.

>Sam Doherty announces retirement
But Sam, why now? Why not 5 years ago?

I’m allergic to avocado and a lot of other fruits too

>>149899585
Shan't

>>149898942
literally this

>>149899585
>fred
>gws
>dogs
>lions
>suns
YAWN!!

>>149899585
True, would be awesome if it was 5 big clubs

Basketball coaches look like THAT??

>>149899630
You should make this post a thread haha

>>149899629
they should have done it with the big 4 (collingwood, west coast, adelaide and fremantle)

Bro threw Fremantle in there and thought we wouldn’t notice

>>149899659
>"if I say it enough it'll become true!"

Objectively the biggest clubs in the league are still Collingwood, Carlton, Essendon, West Coast and Adelaide


All other clubs are irrelevant

>>149899585
Don't think you could pick worse clubs.

imo port are ‘bigger’ than crows

adelaide is plastic and irrelevant
its pies, bloosers, dons, iggs, and tiggs

>>149899673
>Essendon

>>149899691
regrettably not, crom have slightly higher membership numbers and have more supporters on socials

>>149899630
you just know

>>149899673
>essendon

I hate being stuck inside all day, I feel like I am wasting the day

>>149899750
Take the tradiepill

>>149899756
>tradies leaving the house if it's not a crisp 25 and blue skies
HOWLING

>>149899585
>brisbane
lmao collingwood of the north
nepoclub

huge fucking shant from me

>>149899764
You’re talking to a certified tradesman mate what would you know

Just did my morning dockies.

bobby hill will not be playing again this year

>>149899769
shitney is the collingwood of the north mate, been in more losing grand finals than winning ones
ultimate KWAB club

>>149899773
Why aren't you outside working?

>>149899790
that boy ain't right

YFO

We shouldn’t be condemning Israel for defending themselves against terrorists

you got a licence to bang that hammer mate?

Holy fuck what a soft cunt
https://www.perthnow.com.au/sport/afl/collingwood-magpies/collingwood-star-bobby-hills-potential-split-with-partner-reportedly-behind-afl-absence--c-19374821

>>149899823
nah he got busted with some drugs in his car

>married and two kids
>25yo
Boongs, am I right?

>>149899833
ideally we'd live in a society where this was common

dreary day today

>>149899769
>collingwood of the north

that’s the swans, lost their last 4 grannies

>>149899923
Crisp virgin

Suns out today beautiful winters day.

>>149899923
would rather be promiscuous and sleep with many women tbqh

FIENDING for a nap

midnight here so no sun.

why does bane create so much seethe from pricktorians?

It's raining

so did the tassies end up nuking the stadium

>>149899823
Who the fuck calls their son Credit?

Today's moon will be in a Waning Crescent. It will be 9% illuminated and is nearing the new moon phase. It will set at 2.25pm today and rise tomorrow morning at 6.00am. The moon will not be visible in tonight's sky, making for a dark night

>>149899965
I like it. I'm rugged up with a cup of tea. If I had to go outside it would be awful.

>>149900015
Because they're good again. Victorians are happy for the other teams to exist as well as for them to have access to equalisation measures to level the playing field provided those teams don't actually become good.

Not a single person cares about Brisbane. They still have Fitzroy supporters here.

>>149899800
Knocked off early

>>149900154
>Top of the table match two weeks away
>Almost completely sold out
>No one cares
Someone cares.

>>149900154
Are you trying to summon banesperg or dollfucker?

>>149900168
collingwood fans travel well

>>149900090
https://streamable.com/nr0dt

>>149900186
they live all around the country in huge numbers not necessarily travelling

>>149900186
It's at the MCG. There will be 90k+. Pies and Lions fans both clearly care.

>>149900213
boomer fitzroy fans, as the other anon said

a lot of victorian lions fans are qld fags that moved to melbs

>>149900213
>>149900234
stop mate i'm warning you

Amazing how after one day as an official AFL employee swanny went from talking like a based cunt with the common footy fans best interests at heart to a washed out zogged out afl drone

>>149900283
sociopaths can switch up their mask depending on the situation

Rain's gone, lads.

>still supporting a club that has moved to another state 2 decades ago
Why?

>>149900395
Much like the game

A-are we b-b-back?

Couldn't post about sticking things in my arse for near on 30 minutes. What a horrible time.

>>149897859
you dont know what to do with your musket incel

collingwood are the israel of footo clubs, no one naturally gives a fuck about them so they scream and whine and bitch for attention

>Victoria's Jewish governor has called for a tougher stance against antisemitism and tougher laws against Palestinian protesters
Amazing

just remembered iggs chose hawthorns first over carltons kek

>>149899714
?

where's the best and cheapest place to get some custom guernseys printed

I had a near meltdown. I couldn't handle another weeks long downtime

so ummm what is the rallying point when this place gets taken down?

>>149900510
your mums big phat pussy rofl

>>149900510
I made an /afl/ board on 8 kun

>>149900510
the 'cord

>>149900520
>fed honeypot
shan't

>>149900460
meant st kilda btw

the player for the mark of the year site is dogshit and doesn't go fullscreen

>>149900524
You're already posting on a fed honeypot

>>149900534
deniable plausibility here

>>149900462
Jews are always the real victims of the ethnic cleansing they're doing

For me, it's the last half hour of the work day.
SFA to do, can lay low and chill. If anyone gives me work, that's tomorrow's problem KEK

Have you guys ever thought about how retarded it is that they changed the gold coast aflw song to “we are the daughters of the gold coast sky” when the original lyrics is referring to like the SUN not that they are “sons” (the suns)

It was raining before and it’s sunny now, you only see this phenomenon in Melbourne

>>149900570
This. It doesn't rain and then stop raining anywhere else in the world. Melbourne has such crazy unique weather!

newwy
>>149854334
>>149854334
>>149854334

>>149900510
sharty ig

How long until
>>149999999

new

>>149900595
>>149900595
>>149900595

Spider bite from last night is still killing me ouch

If this place got taken down i would go back to being a redditchad, i wouldnt go to another imageboard

>>149900510
the discord