swann
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>save us swanny
https://www.azmen.com/azncdn/htwcboggmw/htwcboggmw-hi.html
>>149890862>azmen.comThinking /nrl/ were right about this general...
hate it when I eat spicy food then blow my nose on a rag and then later use the rag after wanking and it burns my dick
>>149890862Don't know why I clicked that but you legitimately can't even see anything.
>>149890842imagine the autistic schlap and moanfests daddy been havin to listen to since then
>>149890855 (OP)>The veteran administrator has ruled out reducing the 20-minute playing time for each quarter, but believes the league can tighten up in situations where umpires are waiting for players to get to ruck contests and boundary throw-ins.>"There's a chance to actually speed that up a bit. There's good vision and video of ruckmen taking 20 seconds to come from one end of the ground to the other. Everyone stands around and waits, so to me that's something that hopefully we can have a look at and maybe address even before the season finishes."
>>149890883she would of absolutely gone to town on herself last night
>>149890862>tfw im bigger for once
>>149890862Why the fuck did I click on this
>>149890906>>149890911is that a dog? what am I looking at
think
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>swan 34
>she was charged at 20
>happened 'many years ago' from her being 20
>Darcy Moore has avoided MRO punishment after this incident late in the game yesterday.
predictable. So corrupt.
Remember when Darcy Moore almost killed Christian Petracca this time last year? He's a dirty thug yet larps as a soft spoken progressive.
>>149890947lmao, this shit league is so corrupt
Swann said that he thinks the umpires are doing a great job in his press conference today. There is no hope
sorry missed some key data
>>149890975based ben garrison
darcy moore is scum and deserved weeks for it, but to be fair freo deserves it considering their cunt of a captain (who also larps as a progressive and is an ugly long-haired talentless cunt) heemed a poort player on purpose and had his ban overturned
what the fuck has that horrible cunt ally langdon done to her dog face
joan rivers tier botched surgery
>>149890743>>149890765what's wrong with flynn anyway
i know he had injuries but isn't he good enough for now
no he's fucking hot garbage
>>149890816honestly disrespectful that either of those calls ever happen let alone twice in the same game
was it the same ump? if so don't let him on the field ever again, afl needs to be harsher cracking down on shit umps
livinia nixon now there's a looker
>The Sydney Swans confirm player Riak Andrew has been cited for using a homophobic slur during Saturdayโs VFL match against North Melbourne
OH NO NO NO
>wake up ignorant so swannys penis
>go to bed an expert
Never stop learning and improving yourself
>>149890947idk how many times he's been suspended in his career (i assume not many) but that's solely because players are left to do what they want in marking contests, moore flies his knee into opponents at any opportunity, literally almost killed petracca and got away with it
>>149891018lance collard and jeremy finlayson last year as well, what is it with these blackfellas
>afl player says a word
>4 weeks!
>aflw player so homophobic she literally sits out of an entire game as to not wear a rainbow
>this is fine
do you reckon dee gets all hot and bothered seeing darce out on the field trying to kill people
>>149891039One is a slip of the tongue, schoolyard stuff. The other is pure hatred.
>>149891018>sydney wasn't mac a melb NGA player why is his brother in sydney
>>149891039is she still going? pretty sure all the aflw players hate her kek i'd be surprised if her teammates didn't as well
>>149891039/r/ThatHappened
whats laura kane doing now that swann is here to fix all her fuckups
Marmite monkeys wouldn't even
>>149891049>wasn't mac a melb NGA player why is his brother in sydneyYes but Mac wasn't drafted as an NGA player because they changed the NGA rules after Jamarra went to the Dogs at pick 1. It was a rort anyway, Andrew himself says he was playing AFL for years before he was in the Academy and they did nothing to get him into the game. His brother isn't good enough for any NGAs to try and get in for a rort. They just drafted him with a pick in the 50s.
any tradies in?
what would be a suitable adhesive to join the sides of these for stability?
https://www.bunnings.com.au/brighton-masonry-230-x-110-x-80mm-charcoal-garden-edge_p3041545
the 50m for lightly pointing at the scoreboard is a joke
the umpires had their finger on the trigger to give collingwood a leg up
>>149891077>Mac wasn't drafted as an NGAyeah he was drafted as a NIGGA
>>149891097yep, just like the carlton double goal last year which was a wrong decision (goal) then giving away a free for dissent leading to another goal
>both andrew brothers have a name that rhymes with black
>>149891022life comes at you hard
/afl/ proudly stands with israel
what mental illness is this?
>>149891114finna unfollow her i'm not about these walls of text
>>149891114/nrl/ lost their minds over this?
>>149891110I absolutely do not.
>>149891114Tiffany Salmon'd
or
Tiffany's Almond?
mmhmm
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>>149891114this is fucking entertainment
love this shit
>>149891018>you will receive a six w->*sees player*>two week suspension
>>149891114>getting mad over a daily mail articlei mean i get it but these people are the guttertrash of an already slimy occupation
>>149891114some knockers there
Who will be the first player to say the n word?
>>149891169i imagine its already been said
>>149891169if riak andrew is allowed to say faggot then nick daicos is allowed to say nigger
it's only fair
imagine using both slurs directed at isuck gaynor
depressed, cant be bothered making dinner but the mince will go to waste
>>149891174yeah but i don't think anyone has ever gotten in trouble for it
seriously what the fuck has this dog done to her face
>>149891241voldemort ahhh nose
walked past allison langdon today and called her a stupid smug cunt and imitated her stupid facial expressions right in her stupid face
just got back from bunnings
had been there since 9am
was a huge queue of tradies buying everything they need to build a house
>>149891254must have been a big bunnings haha
>"The academies serve a purpose, you've just got to pay the right price for the players"
Chris Scott in support of Northern Academies though strangely he wants to get rid of Father-Son.
is it reasonable behaviour to smear your own blood over every single plate and bowl in the work lunchroom because some cunt put his dirty plate in a clean dishwasher again?
father son is ridiculous and needs to go
>>149891274i understand where he's coming from, though
>we are trying to have an even comp and then we have these huge outliers?
>>149891241trying to make her face shaped more like Tracey Grimshaw before the show gets cancelled
if you really think about it father son has the potential to spiral out of control to a bad situation. from a longevity perspective it's gone
>>149891286I'm surprised clubs haven't instituted breeding programs yet
>>149891290or start adopting a heap of sudos
>>149891280I wonder how he feels about Simonds land deals for players and Cotton On jobs for their partners and whether those count as outliers?
>>149891293these are two seperate individual humans
whys this guy spazzing out over a news presenter
just had a ripper wank to a smokin jav actress
robert walls would have been 75 today
gone too soon
At the risk of setting off that poster today would've been Robert Walls' 75th birthday.
>mike sheahan is 78
is this leder abuse
shut up you fucking spastics
>>149891319He's still fine mentally though his legs look like a Muppets legs on his body. They're tiny.
>>149891308Should have put him in the ruck
Allison Langdon is a truly ugly person on the inside and outside
Uh oh another one boys
>The AFL Integrity Unit has opened an investigation into first-year Sydney player Riak Andrew, after he used a homophobic slur during last Saturdayโs VFL win over North Melbourne.
>In a club statement released on Monday evening, the 20-year-old Swan was described as โremorsefulโ and having taken โfull responsibilityโ for his actions.
>โWhile it is disappointing, we recognise that Riak is at the beginning of his career and we will use this as an opportunity to provide support and education, to ensure Riak understands the impact of his words.
>โIn a fortnight we will be playing in the Pride Game, a match that is incredibly important to our club. We are committed to creating a safe, respectful, and inclusive environment.โ
>The surname Riak is of African origin, specifically associated with the Dinka people of South Sudan
nothing to see here just move on
how do i use a rivet gun it wont pop and keeps stuck
>>149891114>women who are single post 35yrs old having mental breakdownsNothing to see here
>>149891340rivets are too long
the special treatment gays and natives get really makes me warm to their causes
Why on earth did an anon spam pics of some guy's dick here? This isn't /int/, champ
is everyone on drugs or just me
>>149891371Does caffeine, ozempic and anti-depressants count?
some pretty damning big ant reviews on glassdoor
>>149891384>ozempicno refunds
first they came for sus, and i said nothing because i was nothing suss
then they came for bussy, and i said nothing because i wasn't a glassy
then they came for goon, and i said nothing because i didn't drink
Amazing how /afl/ is simuletanously homophobic but is perfectly fine with dick pictures being spammed
https://youtu.be/1eULFupC9jk
>>149891423honestly man im just fucking chilling right now
im not homophobic, unless hating darcy moore and jack ginnivan makes me homophobic
i'm fasting and it's so cold but fasting makes me even colder
FUCK IT'S SO COLD
Might try replacing my alcohol intake with whole milk
when did this dick spamming happen
>>149891427fucking gorgeous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrAXsXMxgbQ
>>149891427*faps like a sir*
>>149891453Love that channel
iโve always got ants in my pants, i dont know how to relax
can't stop thinking about that cute girl i talked to 2 days ago. shame i'm such an ugly bastard
australian football
Wish I lived in bontworld
the andrew brothers are disgusting nigglers
>>149891427i don't get this whisper shit it's weird as fuck
>>149891489what's he blurring she's got a bikini top on
4
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>hey mac
I keep the tv on at night because the world is too dark when I awake in the morning
What if we all met up and kicked the footy around?
mums always telling me how clever i am
>>149891496open your blinds lil nigga
>>149891499Iโd take a hanger on blue plate cunt
>>149891500Do you think she did it condescendingly too much as a child and ended up having a negative effect?
>>149891499If I lined up on you youโd get cut in half lol. Fucking take up chess or some shit. Youโd be done as a footballer, mentally shot. For permanently. Iโm laughing right here just thinking about it
-afl-
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>>149891521Do you think they're all still mates and hang out?
>>149891492gotta start messin with em
>>149891520you talk the talk but can you talk the talk?
>>149891521Iโve never smiled like this
>>149891499what if we just all met up and kissed
i can't smile it just looks like a grimace
might watch die hard 3 tonigy
>>149891556i really relate with the sign he wore haha
sad what's happened to bruce willis
>>149891593saved the kid a world of pain supporting essendon
>>149891593so dosn condone that sort of thing?
>Left it to late to cook dinner
>Don't want to spend money on takeaway
FUCK
>>149891593The things supporting this club does to a nigga.
>"The Big Arch burger seems to be an elevated version of a Big Mac," one person pointed out, describing the experience as "a flavour bomb in my mouth."
>"[The] extra touches made the burger more indulgent and rich. I like the combination of the familiar taste and the extra pop of flavour."
Imaging going to uni to write this shit.
The clanker meme is pretty funny
need a gf who lets me destroy her arse
need a gf who wants to destroy my arse
>>149891593>woman killing their own childmany such cases
>>149891635>>149891643need a gf that does both of these
need an arse that'll destroy my gf
>>149891593umm where was her husband??!!
>>149891650her body her choice
>>149891593The reason government schools keep overlooking these crimes and red flags is because they need the employees to watch all the fucking children their parents won't look after.
How about you start looking after your children yourself Australia.
>>149891665fucking THIS
parents these days don't want anything to do with their own kids- partly because you need more money to raise children so they need to work more, but then they fork out a shitload for daycare and cry about how expensive that is
>>149891679The "children are expensive" thing is a meme. They're smaller so only eat the same as you or me, less food. Thry only eat more come puberty.
I was literally raised by a single father on the dole and he still managed to take me to the footy every weekend. Single parent incomes can raise a family.
Jews are psyopping parents into thinking 5 co-curriculurs is healthy.
another night drinking wine and fantasizing Iโm a Ukrainian boxer with discipline and the ability to take pain. Iโm the original piesperg from 2023, what a fall from grace, I used to be somebodyโฆ
>>149891708>Iโm the original piesperg from 2023Youโre not me retard
>kids need a private school education, piano lessons, cricket club, scouts and debating club to get a 6 figure job in the future because Dr. Steinberg on the Project said so!!!
>its another anon gets angry at anyone who has hobbies outside of sitting on the computer all day
>>149891656I've got one, it's great.
>>149891724I have plenty of hobbies and I'm burnt out. Children should be able to enjoy being kids and not be stressed non-stop while their parents accumulate debt and never see them.
so many of you deserve to die
>>149891740Crisp dons customer who thinks we're infants
Donโt fucking push me mate Iโm a wanted man in 3 states
>>149891753Wanted for sucking cock.
who wanking swannys dick off
>>149891716imaging your parents raising you like that and then becoming a tradie or even worse, an anime image board browsing eternal NEET
>>149891740i hope im not included in that
who wanking some guys dick off
>>149891705this
the poorest people always have the most kids
>>149890862Was this filmed using the score review cameras?
>>149891786crisp tradie not following instructions
my dad thinks he's a real tough cunt always bullying me
>>149891848How do you know it was a tradie?
>>149891882based henry brayshaw
>>149891883they dont call it civilian section
>>149891882find an even bigger bloke than your dad to flog him then he'll stop it
hope i donโt get rabies
i hope i dont get rabies either
>>149891897You're that same genius who thinks you need to show your tradie license at bunnings lol.
imagine if you were all in a room and a big strong tradie walked in you'd all go quiet immediately lmao, pussies
>>149891945FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S
yeah it'd be hard to talk with his dick in my mouth lmfao you spastic cunt
>>149891949Anon why are you bringing up gay sex? Something you want to tell us
>>149891945tradies are massive pussies when they are out of their utes
>>149891958mouth stuff isn't sex
>>149891968based my missus trying to justify how it wasnโt cheating
>>149891972get checked for rabies
>>149891740What crime committed by us do you think warrants death?
>>149891972go doctor tomorrow
>>149891972What were you doing to it?
Iโm just so MAD all the time
I'm the reason you're mad, aren't I?
>>149891999Take a chill pill lol
Just bit some fat balding retard kek
/afl/ NEEDS me to create a new 'mick it can endlessly parrot for attention
>>149891994It was in my shorts must have crawled in there while I was driving
the world used to be better
life used to be better
>>149892046meant peak footy
my favourite memories are playing halo 2 at lan parties with my bros
>>149892036he musta crawled under there for warmth.
Did you guys know that songs don't rhyme in other languages
Hate myself and want to die
I am the Tom Cruise of /afl/
reckon women subconsciously hate that men have ceded power to them and will continue to performatively destroy civilisation until put back in their place. which is what they ultimately want. so either we have to do it or the global caliphate will take care of that bit of business.
hi, I'm Tom Ballistic :))
>>149892059Why would I care what they do in other languages? Everyone else learns English for a reason.
remember when they forced everyone to change how they pronounced 'kiev'?
thanks for the duolingo reminder, 800+ days and counting
the superior cordon bleu man myself
>>149892107theyโre trying to do the same thing with turkey
theres been a study that these threads have the highest amount of people dropped on their head as a baby on the entire website
Turkey
Kiev
Czech Republic
Simple as.
These places have different names?
>>149892138What are they trying to retcon the Czech Republic to?
Family Guy Roasting Different Countries
>>149892146Ah, I vaguely recall hearing their soccer team that. Isn't that just slang? Are they actually trying to suggest that's the county's name now?
>>149892162They're trying to, yes
Young and free.
Simple as.
You can all suck fat cocks you rotten cunts
>>149892138FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S
>Harley Reid
>2 year contract extension + (player?) option for a further 9 years on top of that
>Would contract him through to 2037
Thinking Iggs management might be stupid enough to sign it.
>>149892203>player optiongoodbye perth kek, they wouldn't put this in if they were confident he'd stay
>>149892207It's reported that this was Reid's offer to the Iggs.
>>149892219sounds like a 'prove my time' contract. if they're still shit in two years he's gone
>>149892203works well for them. they can easily afford to give him $2.2m/year for the next couple years while they're useless and have no one else to pay then when it nears the end of the deal and he's "only" on around $1.5m, not only will they be a lot better team, the cap going up and up will make that reduced hit even smaller
It's happening.
>>149876856
>>149892259they have no one else to pay besides waterman.
I hope my iggs offer him whatever he wants. The team is so bereft of talent and it would be good for morale.
>>149892287Why would they pay the waterboy
>>149892306He was AA last year
>>149892297That the worst rated player in the comp is getting all the money? That he's started -another- fight and you're expected to go in there and fight for him like he's some rich noble cunt and you're a peasant farmer?
Great for morale...
>>149892138I still say Burma
>Nobody rates him yet everybody wants him
Harley Reid
>>149892330Crisp, I still say Holland
For me, it will always be yugoslavia.
>reid is leaving as soon as he can haha the iggs are fucked!!!
>reid is staying for ten years haha the iggs are fucked!!!
kek
>>149892346absolutely based
>>149892334>He can't afford a white elephantWhat a pissant club.
There was still safeway in australia only 8 years ago
*stands up*
I still say coon cheese.
*stands up*
I say redskins
>>149892343>Anon can't even pick up a slampig, he's fucked>Anon is marrying a slampig, he's fuckedThere's a happy middle ground.
I still call it Hungry Jacks.
I still haven't found what I'm looking for
Mumza's from England and calls all foods by their English names
>Aubergine
>Courgette
>Sweet pepper
>Clementine
>Candy floss
>etc
>Iggs jump on the song after goal bandwagon
Harley's song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3VthkhkK-w
>>149892388You too? iykwim haha
>>149892394harley wasn't yet 2 years old when this song released
>>149892394iggos been doing it for years. vengabus still lives in me head from when it was JJK's goal song
>>149892394god that's ear rape
>>149892428Avril can do whatever she wants to my ear holes.
trips for dons win on friday
>>149892445Best we can do is a new injury.
I hope Bulldogs give Essendon an almighty belting this Friday, I'm talking 130 points come on I want to see a drubbing
My mum used to call the local safeway tuckerbag
>>149892471More of a thrashing or shellacking man
>>149892471The only 100+ point win this season will be in the grand final.
>>149892498Tuckerbag turned in to Bilo or IGA I reckon.
I feel opened up in a way I haven't for at least 6 years and I don't know how to close it up again. The world can be a very lonely place
would be funny as if port gets up this weekend
I wish I could have my innocence back
you're here, no you don't
Emm, the duality of man much?
when's this google age/id verification thing supposed to kick in?
>>149891114kek careers really are adult daycare
>>149892754apparently 27th of December. fucking kikes
going to coward punch the next person i overhear talking about the coldplay concert
mate you're supposed to talk about current things
>SBS Viceland
>Fuzoku: Sex Entertainment in Japan
>In Tokyo, three women take us through the realm of fuzoku - the world of erotic entertainment in Japan. We follow them in host clubs where they drink and find escorts
>Consumer Advice: A, N, S.
Yup, I'm thinking kino.
based doesn't know when christmas is retard
just had an excellent wank
>>149893242>>149893261i choose to believe these two posts are related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ2dtI86dzE&list=RDbJ2dtI86dzE&start_radio=1
is slim dusty the father of slim shady
goodnight mate *kisses your forehead*
Doesnโt want to play for a struggling club yet will resign with WC. Make it make sense
member when caffy freemans did dat fing?
i don't know nuffin bout no free man
wheels off at collingwood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsUVj0ENhY&list=RDcVsUVj0ENhY&start_radio=1
wtf can't believe hunters and collectors ripped off indiana jones fucking bullshit
>peter moore put his erect penis in darcy's mum and thrusted until he ejaculated in her vagina
that's crazy
if he did it'd be up there crazaly iykwim haha
>>149893574this, so much this
don't tell sebbo to fuck off dickhead
ta x
are you a nose picker or a scab picker?
Harley Reid to become the highest paid player in the league if he stays at West coast
poorly managed minnow club wasting money on fraud shitters, not developing talent. worse than norf
iggs are one of the most highly supported clubs in the league you dumb faggot, complete opposite of minnow
now freo, THAT'S a minnow club
> On Monday Womanโs Day broke the news that Australian sweetheart Carrie Bickmore is enjoy a steaming romance with reality TV star, Lee Elliott, following his split from journalist-turned-The Bachelorette star, Georgia Love
she cheated on her exโs like a dog and will do it again - he can do much better
I'm cutting my coffee back from 2 a day to 1. So far I have nonstop headaches and feel sluggish. I wish someone told me about the effects before I got addicted
>Due to its elevation, Bluff Knoll and the surrounding peaks of the Stirling Ranges are some of only a few places to experience regular snowfalls in Western Australia.[5] When snow is forecast by the Bureau of Meteorology it attracts hikers from all over the southwest region to experience it.
holy grim
>>149897088>Bachelorette>Lovebit in this
> The Musket Wars were a series of as many as 3,000 battles and raids fought throughout New Zealand (including the Chatham Islands) among Mฤori between 1806 and 1845,[1] after Mฤori first obtained muskets and then engaged in an intertribal arms race in order to gain territory or seek revenge for past defeats.[2] The battles resulted in the deaths of between 20,000 and 40,000 people and the enslavement of tens of thousands of Mฤori
Imagine if the Abos had got their hands on some muskets
They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat.
When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.
When I start to dance,
everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
>>149897427They wouldn't have known what to do with them
Saints have offered Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera 1.4 million a season, the highest contract off in St Kilda history. Though its expected he will still depart for SA at seasons end.
>>149897894whenever i think about how shit my life is, i remember to be grateful i don't support st kilda
>>149897622you been waiting to post that since yesterday or the day before lol you pathetic cuck. it must annoy you how infrequently i come here these days. just come round to my place and lets settle this once and for all champ.
>>149898342i obviously meant you're not king of the rumba beat champ
>>149898367Fuck up โchampโ
>>149898402bell st nightclub in 15 minutes hex
tf
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What happens if they lose harley
YOU'RE NOT LOOKIN.RUMBA CHAMP
>>149898367chick-chicky-boom chick-chicky-boom
Canโt get out of bed itโs too cold
Iโm a worthy member of this community and you will start treating me as such
>>149898446applied for a portable AC yet mate
Sebbo is a worthy member of this community and you will start treating him as such
caroline wilson hates men
>>149898503if she hated men she'd be caroline wildaughter iykwim haha
>>149898446Literally me. I'm hungry and can feel a shit brewing so something's gotta give soon though.
>something's gotta give
LET THE DOCKIES HIT THE BOWL
LET THE DOCKIES HIT THE BOWL
LET THE DOCKIES HIT THE BOOOOOOOOOWL IYKWIM HAHA
>Jaspa Fletcher extends to 2030
Based. He's chronically underrated. Might end up better than both Ashcrofts.
I thought avo toast being expensive was a meme but the place near me has it for $15
bane are gonna absolutely belt the cunt off collingwood in two weeks like they did hawthorn and geelong
PHWEE 50 metres for dissent, you pointed at the scoreboard
>>149898692good player and another first rounder f/s bane got for a mega discount nothing wrong here
>>149898851>mega discountThey paid the market price, they were just given priority access to him. If you have a problem with the father/son rule then campaign for the AFL to remove it or get your players to have better sons.
>>149898851>bane get nothing for over a decade>vic clubs get them constantly>finally get a handful of father/sons>UMMMM ACTUALLY THIS IS LE UNFAIR LE COMP INTEGRITY IS RUINED
>>149898715costs like $2 to make it at home
>>149899056Avocados are currently $2.50 each.
go on...
>slice of bread
>some lemon juice maybe
>salt
> energy expended to toast the breadโ
>>149899097$2 per serving
>>149899141just leave it out in the sun mate
>>149899147k not very rumba...but I will allow it fella x
>>149899097I haven't bought avocados for ages. I used to buy them all the time when they were $1 each.
>>149899182>$1 each...yh a good sized one costs $1.50 here
Costco has some good deals on produce though..can get six of them for like 7-8 bucks ngl
>>149899216They're not something I like to buy in bulk. They go bad so quickly. Nothing worse than when you slice open one expecting bright green but it's blotchy, brown slop and you have to throw it.
Going to rebel to buy some new shorts
>>149898925>get your players to have better sonsbit dysgenophobic mate do better
Avo toast is a meme, you combine the warm crunchiness of toast with the cold squelch of avos. Had it once, never again
any straffo updates?
is he still asexual?
>>149899491Mix avocado with feta with salt and pepper on a nice sourdough bread with lots of butter and nothing compares to it you uncultured swine
The father son rule only serves to keep the rich richer.
The whole opening is kinda rough. Him at the fortress and Alan Tudyk being like "THIS MESSAGE FROM HIS PARENTS SOOTHES HIM BUT ONLY THE FIRST HALF IS VIEWABLE RIGHT NOW THIS DEFINITELY WON'T COME UP LATER IN THE MOVIE" was like oof probably could've found a better way to get that info out there bro.
I buy two avocados a week
Misso and i have it on toast with eggs on Saturday and I have half an Avocado each on the days I work from home. I like avocado tbqhwy
https://youtu.be/oNmhaGmI2iU?si=NJlL7XFUbyFPN2cu
>>149899491>>149899568my girlfriend likes it with goat cheese. personally, I'll mix in red peppers and then add some baby green sprouts on top. absolutely delicious.
>Sam Doherty announces retirement
But Sam, why now? Why not 5 years ago?
Iโm allergic to avocado and a lot of other fruits too
>>149898942literally this
>>149899585>fred>gws>dogs>lions>sunsYAWN!!
>>149899585True, would be awesome if it was 5 big clubs
Basketball coaches look like THAT??
>>149899630You should make this post a thread haha
>>149899629they should have done it with the big 4 (collingwood, west coast, adelaide and fremantle)
Bro threw Fremantle in there and thought we wouldnโt notice
>>149899659>"if I say it enough it'll become true!"
Objectively the biggest clubs in the league are still Collingwood, Carlton, Essendon, West Coast and Adelaide
All other clubs are irrelevant
>>149899585Don't think you could pick worse clubs.
imo port are โbiggerโ than crows
adelaide is plastic and irrelevant
its pies, bloosers, dons, iggs, and tiggs
>>149899691regrettably not, crom have slightly higher membership numbers and have more supporters on socials
I hate being stuck inside all day, I feel like I am wasting the day
>>149899750Take the tradiepill
>>149899756>tradies leaving the house if it's not a crisp 25 and blue skiesHOWLING
>>149899585>brisbane lmao collingwood of the north
nepoclub
huge fucking shant from me
>>149899764Youโre talking to a certified tradesman mate what would you know
Just did my morning dockies.
bobby hill will not be playing again this year
>>149899769shitney is the collingwood of the north mate, been in more losing grand finals than winning ones
ultimate KWAB club
>>149899773Why aren't you outside working?
>>149899790that boy ain't right
We shouldnโt be condemning Israel for defending themselves against terrorists
you got a licence to bang that hammer mate?
Holy fuck what a soft cunt
https://www.perthnow.com.au/sport/afl/collingwood-magpies/collingwood-star-bobby-hills-potential-split-with-partner-reportedly-behind-afl-absence--c-19374821
>>149899823nah he got busted with some drugs in his car
>married and two kids
>25yo
Boongs, am I right?
>>149899833ideally we'd live in a society where this was common
>>149899769>collingwood of the norththatโs the swans, lost their last 4 grannies
Suns out today beautiful winters day.
>>149899923would rather be promiscuous and sleep with many women tbqh
why does bane create so much seethe from pricktorians?
so did the tassies end up nuking the stadium
>>149899823Who the fuck calls their son Credit?
Today's moon will be in a Waning Crescent. It will be 9% illuminated and is nearing the new moon phase. It will set at 2.25pm today and rise tomorrow morning at 6.00am. The moon will not be visible in tonight's sky, making for a dark night
>>149899965I like it. I'm rugged up with a cup of tea. If I had to go outside it would be awful.
>>149900015Because they're good again. Victorians are happy for the other teams to exist as well as for them to have access to equalisation measures to level the playing field provided those teams don't actually become good.
Not a single person cares about Brisbane. They still have Fitzroy supporters here.
>>149899800Knocked off early
>>149900154>Top of the table match two weeks away>Almost completely sold out>No one caresSomeone cares.
>>149900154Are you trying to summon banesperg or dollfucker?
>>149900168collingwood fans travel well
>>149900090https://streamable.com/nr0dt
>>149900186they live all around the country in huge numbers not necessarily travelling
>>149900186It's at the MCG. There will be 90k+. Pies and Lions fans both clearly care.
>>149900213boomer fitzroy fans, as the other anon said
a lot of victorian lions fans are qld fags that moved to melbs
>>149900213>>149900234stop mate i'm warning you
Amazing how after one day as an official AFL employee swanny went from talking like a based cunt with the common footy fans best interests at heart to a washed out zogged out afl drone
>>149900283sociopaths can switch up their mask depending on the situation
>still supporting a club that has moved to another state 2 decades ago
Why?
>>149900395Much like the game
Couldn't post about sticking things in my arse for near on 30 minutes. What a horrible time.
>>149897859you dont know what to do with your musket incel
collingwood are the israel of footo clubs, no one naturally gives a fuck about them so they scream and whine and bitch for attention
>Victoria's Jewish governor has called for a tougher stance against antisemitism and tougher laws against Palestinian protesters
Amazing
just remembered iggs chose hawthorns first over carltons kek
where's the best and cheapest place to get some custom guernseys printed
I had a near meltdown. I couldn't handle another weeks long downtime
so ummm what is the rallying point when this place gets taken down?
>>149900510your mums big phat pussy rofl
>>149900510I made an /afl/ board on 8 kun
>>149900510the 'cord
>>149900520>fed honeypotshan't
>>149900460meant st kilda btw
the player for the mark of the year site is dogshit and doesn't go fullscreen
>>149900524You're already posting on a fed honeypot
>>149900534deniable plausibility here
>>149900462Jews are always the real victims of the ethnic cleansing they're doing
For me, it's the last half hour of the work day.
SFA to do, can lay low and chill. If anyone gives me work, that's tomorrow's problem KEK
Have you guys ever thought about how retarded it is that they changed the gold coast aflw song to โwe are the daughters of the gold coast skyโ when the original lyrics is referring to like the SUN not that they are โsonsโ (the suns)
It was raining before and itโs sunny now, you only see this phenomenon in Melbourne
>>149900570This. It doesn't rain and then stop raining anywhere else in the world. Melbourne has such crazy unique weather!
How long until
>>149999999
Spider bite from last night is still killing me ouch
If this place got taken down i would go back to being a redditchad, i wouldnt go to another imageboard