Thread 149891061

oof ouchie edition

deriddervious: >>149888547

>>149891061 (OP)
if you synch this guy up to getting bashed to "yall ready for this" jock jams 98 it's fucking hilarious

cereal

*enters the thread*

give me that classic shit

Just took a 5 part Schaub, shit is getting silly.

>>149891061 (OP)
RDR bros
are we beating whittaker?

*foot sweeps you and then farts on your face*

>>149891131
What a fight. The guy with no skill or power vs the braindead Aussie with a collapsible chin. It really says a lot about a man when your best win is Bo Nickal

>>149891145
I mean we're talking about a former 2-division World Champion

>>149891137
*reaches out to hug you*
*turns and farts*
*points at you laughing and runs away*
*literally run away I climb over the cage and book it out of there*

have fun explaining this one Dana you fat bald BITCH

Trust the plan

>>149891131
Yeah I'm seeing a sub on the last round

>>149891145
moronic post but i basically agree. no way rdr is ready for someone of whittakers caliber. he only fought asian manlet nobodies in ONE and struggled with his opponents in UFC so far. shouldve given him a top 10-20 like vettori or costa first.

its over rdr bros

>>149891162
You can call me a moron but that goes with the territory, I'm American. I'd tell you I'm a white good guy but I might drag you into the woods and rape you, you just never know in America that's the fun of it. Anyway yeah RDR is a fucking can with no power, at worst Whitaker wins an easy decision

Dricbrothers... Zatdaddies...
Is this how the story ends? I fear the story and plot armor is inevitable...

>>149891162
RDR didn't struggle in UFC at all. He barely got hurt against Holland and won easily against Nickal

The way RDR won against Nickal didn't instill any sort of belief in him. He literally love tapped the stupid american wrestler until he shit himself and fell down from a grazing knee

BJ Penn was better than all these cans let's be honest

Gane be posting shit like "everything is set in motion" and then rocks up to a FIFA eSports tournament wearing a boxy t shirt and a chain

lol, Gane, what a useless French faggot. He'd be the guy they'd feed to most popular violent Russian in PRIDE

>>149891252
Fact: Arman lost to Gamrot

>>149891296
Fact: Arman loses to Gamrot 10/10 times

>>149891222
Bo took multiple knees to the body and liver, that's why he stopped even trying to block his face. It was the accumulation plus a bad final blow. The liver is really under the rib cage, so the knee can deliver a direct hit and it was not grazing. It was a REAL actual liver shot, which feels like your having a stroke. Nothing he could do.

This is the fight.

>>149891321
If I saw a butt like this IRL, I'd be scared.

haters will ignore that Bo did in fact win. nay, never lost a round.

>>149891321
That's no Joanna Zanella Schaub

>>149891131
of course

>>149891318
I get that but what you are doing is window dressing patnah Bo looked like a complete bitch and RDR just happened to be less of a bitch, it was not a good fight by anyones estimation and neither of them looked impressive

Bo Nickal is headed towards a Tommy Speer spiral, I fear

>>149891131
I think the matchmakers are counting on him weight buillying whittaker like dricus, I dont think he has the striking, cardio, explosivity to make it that easy though

>>149891203
I could see this being the fight that takes poofc to africa. Dricus will be on another run and this will be a fight night africa main event for the BAF title (Baddest African Fighter). Dricus retires and Atgubu gets a real title shot off the win.

ah yes the hub of mma, Africa. What piece of ruined French architecture will the event be hosted at?

bros why's rdr an underdog and krylov a favourite? this feels like a god given chance to make back the thousands I've lost on parlays

>>149891393
RDR doesn't pass the "eye test". But people said the same about Du Plessis.

>>149891393
Barriault being +500 against Sharabum seems dicey as well

>>149891387
DDP's residence or Izzy's fabled "Lamborghini side" of nigeria

>>149891349
Nah, just edited all the body shots towards the end of the round to show it wasn't just the finishing blow that did him in.
I disagree. There were a few impressive things. Don't be more impressed by the le epic silhouette of what you think a fighter should look like when he's throwing, instead of what is effective in a given situation.

>>149891387
I don't know. But if we're doing white house, maybe we can do it at one of the kang magumbo's courtyards.

AURA

Max Holloway is probably having a great time playing online pokies and forgetting his sons name

I like to think Max Holloway died and we never have to hear about him again

that whole Max Iia interview was hilarious
gooby could never

Max will be the cte goat just you wait 5 more years of absorbing 500 shots per fight and getting ktfo by poorio again will make bj penn look good

Misfits Boxing is starting to do MMA fights. Tony redemption arc incoming.

>>149891532
they look like monkeys dressed in silk or whatever the saying is

>>149891532
Dillon Warren vs Dannis Spencer

>>149891550
forgive the jeet intern he ran out of gpt-4o points

>oh denn what a innit denn bruv?
Really?

>>149891591
He's never winning another fight.

Tony should ride into the ring like this against Salt Daddy

is it just me or do bisping and gaethje look alike

>>149891651
Do not look into it

>>149891131
Zou leuk zijn

>flips through the script on the table
>can't find the part where bo gets hurt
>realizes de ridder is betraying the organization

>>149891131
Depends how finished Rob is. His chin has never been good but it could be paper mache after Khamzat rearranged his skull

>>149891670
this reads like a threat

You now remember that time Renan Barao had to pull out last minute because he shut his meng in a sauna door

RIZIN this weekend lads

>>149891802
kaaaaarma!
why the fuck is she still trying to make it in the combat sports scene

>>149891778
>rearranged his skull
Did nothing of the sort. His lower teeth were loose anyway and Chimaev pushed them into his mouth. Fucking retarded of Whittaker to wear a vulnerability like that more than any indictment of Chimaev's strength.

All of Chimaev's wins come with huge asterisks and his hype crumbles the second you scrutinise it. He's not tall evil Khabib, however much people want him to be that.

>>149891816
She's got a tight body that just won't quit, look into it

>>149891802
I mean... pereiras sisters there Im pretty sure she could ko merle, that's the fight to make.

>>149891844
regardless of the finish rob spent the entire round desperately trying to survive the inevitable. infamous good TDD man whittaker got got on the first attempt and then didn't get a look in for the rest of the fight. chimaev is a problem maaaan

Oh no no no no Topiglettes!

ooft

>>149891932
This is what pushed Rob’s teeth in btw

Bryce mitchell fight week, hebrews in shambles

>>149891938
that was a wonk on the nose

Ilia is the only needle mover in the UFC now that the diamond is gone

>>149891962
*Ahem*
that ain't a real wonking, lad.

>>149891980
Ilia put volk to sleep like a literal baby it was very kino

To wonk a nose, you gotta prep the schnouze a lil, you gotta bait the nose into coming to you

Just doesn't work when Ilia is the literal one punch man lil bro

>>149891802
You tell them girl! Who do they think they are ??? kicking out an investigative journalist like you!? Fuck them! I will steal their black belts and those cucks will have to fight while adjusting their pj pants every 10 seconds.

>Jones entirely out of the conversation for white house card
Maybe Daner actually does hate Jon and was just waiting for a moment that would really twist his nuts.

Lovely bacon sandwiches for lunch :)

>>149892049
bacon is haram

>>149892049
Just bacon and bread or other ingredients too?

its happening

Nigger

Bobby Whittaker with the unheemable chin after the dental surgery

>>149891439
why is topturo so obsessed with the bmf belt?

>>149892122
because he has legitimate claim to it

>>149892143
not really, max basically has the lw bmf and that was a featherweight title fight.
also I'm pretty sure a challenger belt is never on the line unless explicitly stated

>>149892100
this shit is also retarded
beating a bmf does not win you the title unless it's a bmf fight

BMF belt should be defended 24/7 like the WWF Hardcore title

>>149892172
Why are you using logic, knock it off right now

>Caring about the participation trophy
I'd retire before I would fight for that thing. It's embarrassing.

gayna is open to having both belts on the line for a potential ilia/max rematch btw

>>149892223
yeah and that's fine because ilia is deserving of a bmf belt at 155 if he beats max again
also sets him up to have 4 belts if he beats islam at 170 which will cement him as the king of manlets

/heem/ing my meat over here, meng!
Fight of the night!

>>149892241
>deserving of a bmf belt
mate the bmf belt is literally just a gimmick they use when they need a PPV but don't have any real champions that can fight on it

>entire selling point is that it's the real thing
>create partecipation trophy with a name that is way more cartoonish than anything in the wwe
how the fuck did it pass through so many people in that company and not one of them said "this is retarded"?

>>149892122
He wants to fight Max again instaed of Arman

>>149892253
I just meant deserving in the sense that ilia would be a legit bmf
like if max lost to gamrot or something I sure as fuck wouldn't think gamrot is a bmf

>>149892270
mate he called out arman after heeming charles

>>149892253
This. It's like a pity belt for dudes that have been in the UFC forever but aren't actually good enough to be the champ. Having it on the real champion is pointless

ilia wants to fight everyone
he's ready to heem at all times even his sparring partners
nobody is safe

>>149892305
>Having it on the real champion is pointless
it's the only thing that would legitimise it

Afraid of Arman sadly

>>149892320
translation: I will kill justin in the first round straight away so that he can retire peacefully in his sleep and then focus on real fights

>>149892320
Arman is literally the only person at lightweight who deserves a title fight, this shit is so fucking retarded. Gaethje has lost two title fights, he had his chance.

>>149892344
Translation: Im ducking real fights for someone Min Smolloway heemed

no one is afraid of shartman

>>149892373
justin will literally just wait around until a title shot
better for ilia to heem him into retirement now

>>149892402
Okay topiglet should stop calling out Goatse and fight him then

Baking Soda ass nigga

>>149892402
I never realised that “deserving a title shot” and “being feared by other fighters” meant the same thing until now

Arman ruined an entire PPV because hepulled his back trying to show off for Nina Drama the night before the most important fight of his life. He needs another 10 wins before his next title shot

>>149892405
>justin will literally just wait around until a title shot
Who gives a shit?

>>149892419
What a decrepid display. Whatever that creature is, it should be killed.

Justin is fighting Paddy, it's booked.

>>149892432
Turn off your monitor

fighters ilia topuria called out in the cage after heeming charles in the first round: paddy pimblett, arman tsarukyan

fighters ilia topuria did not call out in the cage after heeming charles in the first round: justin gaethje

>>149892432
jelly because you have no swag and no bitches

>>149892202
What makes it a BMF fight, other than the seemingly arbitrary title? Two bums have to be involved?

>>149892438
Fighters Ilia Topuria has called out since the cage: Justin Gaethje

>>149892439
Loathsome.
>*turns monitor on*
By God, that's even worse.

>>149892049
Lunch of a fat cunt I'm afraid

BO NIGGER!!! *USA flag emogi*eagle emogi*

>>149892442
the whole point of the belt is for guys that act like animals in the cage

>>149892347
Arman pussied out his title fight

>>149892442
you're not allowed if you wrestle

*blocks your path*

>>149892320
When a journalist asked dana if arman making weight as a substitute fighter means he's in good grace , dana replied that he's on the right path which means he still didnt forgive him for fucking up the main event.in short its garthing time baby

>>149892347
>tardman gets title shot
>pulls out again
LMAO i can already see it

>>149892481
What's that on the top right

>>149892485
>"I want good American wife Joe Rogan! Wifey material, loyal, caring, live next door to my friend Aljamain Sterling. I'm ready to find my American wife!"

*shoves pornstars face into his cock and balls*

If this was the game of thrones Ilia would wholeheartedly have a direct claim to the BMF belt

merab is a straight gooner

we gonna find out on saturday

I fart in reverse playa

>>149892510
Too bad he's not a 1488 Hitler dictator xD

>>149892504
Never watched that crap

>>149892542
That's good George R.R. Martin is a Satanist gooner.

>>149892542
You like watching incarcerated men having homosexual sex

>>149892556
Problem?

insane that featherweight gave us mcgregor, volk, emmett, max, and ilia

>>149892542
It’s a good show

>>149892558
No

Dude tried to hide Emmett in there

Bro snuck volk in there like we wouldn't know

>>149892542
Binged every season in a weekend it was sooo good

Who is able to defeat Ilia Topuria?

>>149892578
You faggot *logs off*

>>149892594
Mick Parkin for one

Nothing like some mushy peas and a sausage roll from Greggs to start my morning

Nothing like a couple of pork faggots.

>>149892609
Greggs do not sell mushy peas.

>>149892594
there is one

now that dustin is gone, conor will return to bap topturo

Kodak Black off the Yakaroni

Take the bugpill

Cody. Frickin. Colvington.

Kody. Frickin. Steele.

>>149891061 (OP)
Bo should fight Costa next.

>>149892656
Kody Steele’s dad took the bugpill. You can too.

Rather take the bugpill than the happill.

Ilia

>>149892656
This guy should learn heem speak as his next challenge

>>149892723
Heemese is not for the faint of heart. I'd hate it if he schaubbed all over his meng from getting oinked, and someone havin to change his DDP.

>>149892729
Volk was whispering what he does to pork in Islam's ear

My bacon bussy is hangry for daddy loads

>>149892729
Never seen Khabib in this position.

>>149892753
Just wait.

>>149892656
A school shooter incel or a hapa whore is born right there

>>149892773
Fighters will say stuff like this and then ball wash Epstein’s good friend Zion don

>>149892773
This is retarded, Nazi germany helped in the founding of Israel, look up the haavara affair

>>149892773
can you imagine the state of this company when dana finally retires and ari fully gets his claws on it

Yeah I'm the Elliot Rodger school shooter type.

>>149892805
So you're saying he wanted to deport them, then the entire world proceeded to declare war on him? Yup they totally don't rule the world.

>>149892806
ooh heeeem

>>149892806
Draymond does this all the time and asks why people view him as a angry black man.

^faggot watches nigball lmao

>>149892828
He put the ashkenazis in safety, numbnuts.
WW2 had the best and bravest of whites wacked just to create israel, a tool to help reshape the west as it currently is.

>>149892846
You're so cool bro!

bro posted basketball lore in the heem thread

turn your monitor off

>>149892846
prolly the /box/ tranny who seethes at mma in every thread

this dude looks old as fuck already. merab changes niggas

>>149892867
>"woah...no hair dye? sean is taking this rematch seriously damn..."
>gets beasted even worse

>>149892880
>He stopped cooming too wow

sean needs to shave his head and have laser tattoo removal before his next fight

>>149892839
Draybeast peaches up the top 10 hw

>>149892880
>>149892894
HE DIDNT SMOKE FRIGGIN WEED

I hate doing tech support but at least it gives me a lot of time to smoke weed and goon.

>>149892921
SAAARS

*enters*

>>149892932
Nah not even, just a jacked Irish-Filipino boy, waddup?

>>149892941
Honestly? Respect.

>>149892956
Call me Lone'er Kavanagh b.

Pretty sure D-Rod just wasted me in GTA San Andreas

Hope everyoen is doing well today. Stay focused and ask yourself; What Would Joe Pyfer Do?

>>149892936
goat return of all time.
also goat set of all time

max has done nothing to earn a ranked lightweight opponent

>>149893028
he just fought one

>>149893028
he beat two top five guys. one with one of the greatest knockouts in ufc history

>>149892991
Very evil energy emanating from the image. The fame hungry girls displaying their bodies for the Irish drunkard who sleeps on his bed of gold.

>>149893028
to earn the gaethje fight? Id say he had considering he was perpetual rank 1 FW and former champ

>>149893036
>>149893038
>>149893059
let's see if he can solve the jordan leavitt puzzle first

>>149893078
>buys a title shot
nothing personnel poors

Arman's mouth looks like a pursed anus

they're cloning whittakers
don't let them bury this

>>149893072
Easier said than done. Paddy is the only top flight athlete to really dismantle him.

nigga said layer of hair
like bro take a break

>>149893107
It's like poetry, it rhymes

>>149893099
fun fact: lips and anus are the same material

>>149893115
That means Ilia's oinkhole is flat and muted.

Yall ready for this??

one. more. sleep.

Im getting a McDonald's breakfast with pancakes this morning are you jealous?

>>149893147
Not really B I had Hardees yesterday.

>>149893145
seriously worried DDP bros...i think its over

>>149893153
I had dunkin donuts yesterday. Im moving up to welterweight.

>>149893157
The Khamzat meme? Yes its almost finally over.

>>149893161
The one in Shamokin?

Im in my big fat retarded faggot character arc

>>149893178
they've been dragging that season too long and people have lost interest

khamzat is basically a giant khabib upgraded in every way. if dricus can beat him, he'll be the greatest fighter of all time.

>>149893178
anime

>>149892784
i saw her on public tv per chance the other day and was legit disoriented

Shavkat where is he

I am going to touch his chin and it will explode.

>>149892773
unironically why did he say that

All I can say is: Heh.... If you ever underestimate myself or Borrachinha again.... Heh... Well, what can I say?

>>149893178
You have autogynephilia.

Finna oinksplode

anyone have that webm of anshul jubli saying he could beat khabib

>>149892773
Basado.

finnsplode

>>149893198
Schaub's hog looks huge here

>>149892656
God I wish that were me.

>>149892439
Topjej.

>>149892435
Paddy should be getting the title shot. It's perfect. Garth should be cut.

>>149893248
Merely an optical illusion

>>149893248
Godda be B, to get through that dumper

Paddy has 0 good wins

>>149893266
He made Chandler look worse than anyone else has ever managed to do.

>>149893263
BBLs are abhorrent

>>149893157
all ddp has to do is survive the first round
that's literally it

>>149893263
You'd need a gooby level dick to ha dle that shit. Side note, is schaub dead? Weekend at Bernie's look to the goat there

JZS GOTTA ASS LIKE AN ANT

>>149893269
dricus swings in big retarded arcs leaving him open to instant takedowns. once hes taken down its over. it will not even last 1 minute into the 1st round at this rate...its over.

When the fuck is she going to defend the belt?

>>149893263
need a scobpiece to handle that b

Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday!

>>149893267
he did but Chandler is also a retarded faggot that basically throws fight, not that he had an opportunity with Paddy who beat the dog shit out of him but still. He should flush out Garth since he got too uppity to fight Hooker or, better yet, take on Charles who has just been knocked out.
They should build fights around Ilia, even if he were to lose to Arman he's still the biggest draw in the division right now and the youngest guy too

>>149893279
ddp will swing a windmill so hard he'll reverse it into an uppercut and perfectly time it with khamzat's shoot into the cleanest KO we'll ever see

>>149893286
Dalin hold my hand!

>>149893279
nobody on earth is subbing the dricbeast in one round

Remember when dana fucked up and didnt book meng vs goober?

du pussy sisters... I'm scared he'll go the same way as Whittaker

>>149893301
Right now you can save 50 pounds per person!

https://youtube.com/shorts/XJiypVK3EfI?si=Mir_ENQH_OXz9F4l

Hypothetically: If I get Holloway swatted and permaheemed during one of his gambling streams... Would that make me the new BMF title holder?

>>149893290
i think the ufc just wants to push the paddy/ilia fight more for a big ppv
also charles will already fight max

Dipshit retard jannies banned me for posting pic rel for being off topic , hey stupid, HEY DUMB DUMB, this is schaub's wife, it has everything to with martial arts

>>149893331
Joanna has the janitors on the books unfortunately.

>>149893327
no, ilia

Tony Ferguson five nights at freddy's x sonic.exe custom shorts

>>149893331
The janny fucking hates mrs schaub xe's banned me for posting her several times

>>149893328
of course that's the big one for the eventual bong card, but they gotta give Paddy at least a decent win in the top 5, you can't compare the corpse of Tony, Bobby Green and Chandler to fucking Volk, Max and Charles, even with Gathje it still wouldn't scratch it that's why he needs it

I got banned for posting the words "Joanna YoungGayChick" once and I still have no idea why.

Joanna did mma?

I'm bummed that Whitaker is favourite against de Ridder. I think Whitaker will win but I was hioping you goofs would be off the Whitaker train and on the de Ridder train, but apparently not.

>>149893368
No she is a retired TV host. Now a stay at home baseball mom with a rocking bod

Paddy is from Liverpool not Scotland, not sure why he said scots don't get knocked out, paul craig was heemed many times

>>149893290
Paddy/Ilia has story and Paddy is a big drawl. Arman had a chance for a title-shot and blew it by missing weight or getting ill. And that was after he had stated during fight week that he had no intention of defending the belt if he won it. Fuck him. He's a spoilt rich boy who will suck for the division if he becomes champ. He can wait. Rich boy can wait.

>>149893374
I decided to not like him after he did what he did to Bo

>contemplates zeeming you but ultimately decides against it.

You have no idea how lucky you are, and how many times I have done this, to so many different people. I could have 100 bodies to my name by now, but I always turn against the path of violence, even though it has so much to offer me.

Is Paddy vs Justin the first stoner vs stoner match up?

Jon Jones. Ciryl Gane. July 4. White house.

>>149893393
Ok so by your admission, because of one mistake, Arman is not allowed to fight for the title ever??
He snapped his back, he didn't commit rape, be reasonable

>>149893400
ya dun know bludclaaaart

>>149893374
Youre fucking retarded lmao

>>149893356
i dont disagree just saying if dana is still pissed with arman it's prob gonna be paddy

Thank the Lord I almost schaubbed myself

UFC White House: Dana vs Male Sex Toys

>>149893416
but wasn't he pissed off that Rogan had him come in the cage? then again Dana is always pissed off and they did shit way more retarded than giving a shot to Paddy, case in point Masvidal with Usman

Do you think Jon cried when Dana said he didn't trust him?

>>149893433
Yes, Dana was in fact so angry he sent Joe on a holiday in which Joe gets a sick yacht with a water slide

Fuck me and fuck you too

>>149893436
That waterslide looks super fun I wish I was a millionaire

>>149893446
Joe is absolutely sending it too, looks like he climbed up higher to jump on to the waterslide

>>149893404
He's a bitch. He needs to earn a title-shot once more.

>>149893433
dana said it wouldn't have happened if he was there but I took it as him saying he wouldn't have done it like that, not that he doesn't like paddy vs ilia. paddy going into the cage was just kind of awkward

The yacht Rogan hired looks cool as fuck. I'd rather be here than watch peahead kiss and cuddle Holloway

UFC white house, Gane vs Lewis
White vs Black
France vs America
Vendée vs Lousiana

>>149893466
>>149893487
God blessed him. If we pray really hard we can all live like this too I think.

>>149893491
but that fight already happened

Zamn!

>>149892347
Shartman pulled out of a title fight two days before hand. It’s a miracle that Dana hasn’t kicked him out of the UFC or forced him to go up in weight.

I bet joe had a kick bag installed on that thing. Imagine thinking somali pirates are firing their guns, only to realise it's just Rogan whipping some gnarly spinning back kicks

Merab Darizzlervili

>>149893493
Rogan got it by shilling politician and globohomo agents you retarded christcuck

>>149893510
Joe supported Donald Trump and he is our rightful leader ordained by God

>>149893508
how do I become like merab?

>>149893506
So?? everyone makes mistakes, one mistake doesn't define his career

Joanna has a water slide too wtf!!

>>149892991
Lmfao. This says a lot about our society.

>>149893527
not everyones mistake costs the ufc billions

Gooby's Angels

indians run this shit

Indians run and shit

>>149893482
I took it as a "don't do it like that because it promises something" and Dana doesn't operate like that given his always elusive answers on the matchmaking he has in every post fight press conference

>>149893535
How deep does the rabbit hole go?

>>149893571
This is stupid, he is a promoter, shilling hype is his job, even if the fight doens't happen he should be shilling exciting matchups, i just realised why the UFC is so dry rn, it's Dana's fault

Trvke!!!!!!

MMAJoey does it AGAIN!

>Im not even thinking about that fight judt yet
>We gotta see how this whole thing plays out first
>The matchmakers meeting is on Tuesday
>We'll let you know when we announce it

Solid gold classic lines from Dana.

>>149893571
????
dana shilled tom vs jon for a year

What if Ari is the new Epstein but we don't find out about it for another 20 years?

>>149893584
>shill exiting match up
>match up doesn't happen
>look like a goof
yeah very stupid. Worked really well with Jones Aspinall. The UFC is dry because they don't build people up anymore, it's always some short notice bullshit, favourable match ups or some attempt at being double champ

Ask Novitsky

>>149893599
that's my point, he got his ass burnt badly and now he's going in the other direction to avoid an equal fuck up

>>149893530
Hoenstly? Literally me

>>149893602
This guy? Totally not a paedophile.

>>149893625
Even entertaining that thought is incredibly problematic and at the very least anti-semitic

RDR's best UFC win is Bo Nickal why are you people picking him over Rob

>>149893604
Dana wants what's good for the fighters

Naw fuck that!!

Fuck Dana

>>149893331
same shid happened to me some time ago

Mexicans make the best food jfc

joe pyfer has such a fucking annoying attitude when he talks idk what it is

>>149893697
shoe up his ass

>>149893689
You literally have sex with men.

Ilia is a big power puncher and a big wrestler but he definitely does not have an S tier dong

>>149893706
What?

No homo but yjk pereira is packing. Straightfully.

>>149893722
You correspond with male to female transsexuals on homosexual dating apps and meet them for sex.

Can you challenge yourself?

>>149893737
>straightfully
I didn’t know we could do this omg

>>149893718
Look into Mousasi.

bruh

Are there any emo fighters?

>>149893821
Brain Ortega.

>>149893309
Damn what planet is Gerald mclemon from!?

>>149893821
hispanic at the disco

>>149893821
Lopez, dummy.

>>149893821
Khalil

>>149893821
Diego Sanchez had his soul raped many of times

>>149893831
T-That was round 3!!! H-His nose wasn't fixed yet!!

>>149893821
Khalil

cause tonight will do the night that i will fall for yew

>>149893836
Kek

Dricus is the type of fighter to have a really catastrophic and horrible fall from grace

rumours indicate the matchup between Michael Johnson and Michael Chandler for the interim BMF belt

>>149893891
nah nobody boyed him until he became champion so he'll probably be legit for a while. you have to be widely boyed to end up being shitty

Post the picture of Paddy putting on 23 sprays of cologne like an absolute mongoloid

>>149893895
That would actually be decent match making but they're going to give Chandler another title eliminator instead

>>149893885
He’s sweet.

joanna zanella makes me enter in a goobyesque state

>>149891802
why is this hen still hanging around fighting promotions

Can someone explain to me what's the role of a manager except stealing your hard earned money?

>>149893895
I would like to see this fight

ONE LAST RUN

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1m4z3ex/this_hits_different_this_hits_hard/

Rush seems like such a nice kid. Max is a great dad

Reinier The Diddler will destroy Whittaker

>>149891802
this might seem like a story loss for merle but it is actually a story loss for chama
he probably asked the organizers to not allow her there. they wouldn't go out of their way to miss out on ticket sales/free promo unless they were asked

>>149892805
>the nazis were jews

>>149891212
Holland has no tdd and Nickal looked like he'd never defended against Muay Thai and dirty boxing in the clinch before. RDR is better than I thought but I still think Whittaker cooks him on the feet

>>149893919
getting you sponsors and podcast appearances

Dont talk about MJ if you picked orguello de austria against him

>>149893923
Bobby Green/Michael Johnson is the fight to make. Give Johnson a winnable fight in Green, and then give him a proper ranked opponent after that, assuming he wins.

>>149893919
managing

>>149893939
Uhh there's email for that stuff

ddp fraud checks khamzat

>>149893331
mma pictures is against the rules dumbass

>>149893953
ratlip BEEN fraudchecked b

OHHHHHHHHHH
AND IT'S ALL OVER
RUSH HOLLOWAY HAS AVENGED HIS FATHER
THE BELT IS GOING TO HAWAII
MY GOD HUGO STILL ISN'T MOVING
I THINK I HEARD THE DOCTOR SAY STRETCHER

>>149893929
why have people decided that RDR is good?

He beat THE shart and THE bo shittle and a bunch of ubercans in ONE. Don't be surprised if he ends up like Aliskerov

>>149893944
Yeah great matchup just hope they dont pull that black pantahs dont fight each others or smt

>>149891927
I would actually love to see this fight

>>149893756
depends on the application. how is that even a question!

Soldic’s leftovers vs Burns’ leftovers. Chills.

>>149893914
Sweet as sugar plum pie

>>149893969
Ilia is way, WAY too small for JDM. It would be sanctioned murder

>>149892991
why is the one on the left patting her own gooch?

>>149893756
this was nice. Vettori is such a nice guy. I hope he wins his next fight

>>149893836
fucking kek

everlasting flame

>>149893993
i think youd be surprised (at how jdm will not be able to impose his size)

>>149893993
Ilia can wrestle and size is not the determining factor in a standup fight. If Ilia clears out LW, you know he is gonna go for triple champ

Brendan Schaub will be in the next Soul Calibur game

>>149894048
>size is not the determining factor in a standup fight.
You have never taken a single boxing class a day in your life

>>149894069
I didn't go to boxing class. I went to boxing.

Sonderführer Zellhuber.

>>149893957
they did it again what the hell meng

FACT: Size had NOTHING to do with the success of Tommy "The Hitman" Hearns. Size has no impact on striking.

JANNY you dumb CUNT anything Schaub related is MMA you stupid FUCK. Respectfully.

>>149894069
no but I've watched thousands of fights and understand statistics. also mma isn't boxing

Country road take me home

>>149894121
Cazzie retard

>>149894128
Me attempting a simple task.

>>149894131
okay but JDM/Topturo still bangs

Take the pillowpoof talk elsewhere /box/cels we discuss real fighting here

>also mma isn't boxing
Yeah size is even more important in MMA

JDM would likely try to box clean with Ilia, to his great limitation. He's not a primarily physical fighter

>>149894148
it is but JDM doesn't offensively grapple so Ilia has the advantage there of controlling when it goes down. Ilia is also educated enough to get inside while JDM is very defensively responsible and comfortable in the pocket and fires back at great angles. it would be an amazing fight

>>149894148
without being too rude I would prove to you size doesnt matter as much as you think in an fight.

JDM is a metaphysical fighter.

damn all y'all streetless cazzies ain't never heard IT AIN'T ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT smdh

Topiglet might beat JDM if he’s allowed to bring a step stool into the octagon

heeminder islam vs jdm is a fake fight

Jai Herbert is 6'1" with a 77" reach.

Jack Della Maddalena is 5'11" with a 73" reach.

In a perfect world:
>Islam wins
>retires
>vacates
>Shavkat,Brady,Buck,Cuck and Morales play hot potato with the belt
>Colby cements his KWABOAT legacy by proxy

>>149894215
there's no fucking way Herbert has a 77" reach gtfoh

>>149894215
And JDM is a bigger fighter
(Herbert has absurd reach though)

the only belt that matters

Jai Herbert started his career at welterweight.

Shavkat is really being put under the radar its sad

>>149894242
english isn't your first language is it

>>149894242
He's been out for like 1 year and doesn't speak English or go viral while WW is heating the fuck up
Like the Bossman says. Fighting is an opportunity

Topuria has profited a lot off of fighting a bunch of fighters with pretty bad footwork. Volk notoriously back away in straight lines as a habit and Holloway has never been great at maneuvering om the backfoot, though he's better at it than he was when Volk beat him. And of course, Charles fights like a retarded gorilla.
JDM is someone with very good footwork who won't be constantly losing positional battles against Topuria every 10 seconds

>>149894233
So when Slamdaddy beats JDM he’ll be the BMF? Holy chills!

Shavkat is currently enslaved in a sex dungeon in the Midwest or wherever Sanko lives, according to my sources.

>>149894242
>>149894258
His body is held together with duct tape you goofs he's always injured

legendary german humour

>>149894270
That's what makes it such a compelling fight. But Ilia has to at least beat Arman at LW first

MMA Guru might be a self made millionaire in his early 20's but hes still a big ugly cross eyed retard and no woman will ever truly desire him.

Kody
FN
Steele

>>149894311
You have autogynephilia and you meet male to female transsexuals on dating apps.

>>149894324
Im handsome as fuck with a huge cock thoughbeit.

>>149894311
Women only care about aura, that’s why Costurd’s wife sent full frontal nudes to Zatdaddy

>>149894295
Based अवलोकितेश्वर

shout out daddy drink or whatever its called

>>149894327
We've seen your face and 7 inches is not huge.

>>149894327
>oink oink

>>149894311
>p-please find me attractive, womankind!

Silly simp.
What did Buddha tell Ananda about women?
>Stay away from them, Ananda.
>But what if they approach me, oh Buddha?
>No talking, Ananda.

>>149894334
Bro we have no problem with you being gay but you don't have to talk about your daddy all the time

>>149894311
He's tall, has a long reach, and a huge cock. All things he will remind you of, buddy. He doesn't need the money.

pereira continues to distract himself from the thread of ankalaev by playing soccer this time instead of training

>>149894341
Use some fucking sunscreen damn

>>149894358
Tyla only does skincare with doggy loads and dirty diaper droppings lamentably

Zoroastrianic gooby heems

man you bong neets are vile and mentally fucked "people"

Everybody on three!

1,2,3!

DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!

*CLAP*

DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!

*CLAP*

DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!

*CLAP*

>>149894242
Constantly injured and fighting once a year will do that to your career

Who you got?

>>149894390
Caio has the rare distinction among Brazilians of having winning record against Brazzas, but Imavov will prove too much for him

Oh nice now youre posting a picture of me captioned "oink oink" what because Im supposed to be fat or something? Im fat like a pig is that what youre saying? Yeah real nice pal.

>>149894390
Borralho
Imavov has been feasting on very inflexible fighters, Caio is someone that won't work on

>>149894406
Dirty Diaper Dog Dicked Tyla thoughbeit.

>>149894407
>feasting on very inflexible fighters
shut the fuck up jesus christ

>>149894384
People still care about Chimaev though, Rakmonov really fucked it by losing his meme finish record and he also has zero personality

>>149894406
You are fat by your own admission.

Imavov took the same amount of time to KO Israel Adesanya that Caio took to KO Paul Craig

Ian Garry retired Shavkat and fraud checked the Fighting Nerds.

>>149894390
The fans.

>>149894428
This is a really stupid metric by which to judge fighters

>>149894433
Just fact checked on snopes and it's true

reminder that mirko cro cop got skadoosh'd by schaub

My enemies are many, my equals are none

Snopes has confirmed that dirty diaper Tyla’s dog dicked DDPS have remained unchanged throughout July

Theodore Huxtable from the Cosby Show just got heemed

kek the security aint never even heard of this nigga

>>149894416
The most versatile and flexible fighter he's fought on his winstreak is notorious retard Brendan Allen.
Caio is just as well rounded as him and observably better in many ways. The most Imavov has going for him is pop on his shots

and I think to myself
who da fuck is that guy

>>149894466
mate i do not care

>>149894453
Big if true.

>>149894466
I care

>>149894479
Waaah waaaah!! I no care!!!

Imavov was going very even with Cannonier, was arguably down on rounds, and got a very fucky finish
Caio thoroughly outworked Cannonier for the entire fight, sent him to the shadow realm and them dragged him back, and dropped at most a round

I'm probably gonna heem my goober but I am not too sure

>>149894505
I went to the store and bought some coca cola and chips and Im gonna go fishing and grill some cheeseburgers and maybe swim in my pool. I love being white.

>>149894523
Why are you so enraged that someone actually wanted to discuss MMA

>>149894528
2 degen faggots whomst I would love to see fall into a woodchip

>>149894527
Lay off the cheeseburgers, Miss Armpiggy.

>>149894527
Based HH

>sent him to the shadow realm and them dragged him back
you can just say pillowfisted b

>>149894523
How dare he discuss a sport on the sports board

>>149894452
profound

>>149894559
>>149894539
worked bitches

>>149894547
Dear LORD what the fuck is that??

>>149894556
That is what you look like.

Lots of astute posts itt.

>>149894554
Nigga he died

>>149894554
Caio hurt Cannonier worse than Imavov

>>149894574
so he must have finished him then right?

>>149894574
Jared was very inflexible here. Caio feasted on him.

>>149894458
Why do I always find out on weem

>>149894566
The result of too much inflexible feasting

>>149894570
Whoever this guy is he's an absolute Adonis

Caio hand's are flexible like pillows, if he had inflexible stone hands he could actually heem

your mum feasts on my very inflexible penis

I'd love to see a Borrachinha/Caio matchup.
Two Brazilian chads just swangin' cock like no tomorrow.

>>149894599
Madame Armpiggy uses was/raped pronouns.

>>149894599
Xer name is Xadame Drew of Pensacola

>>149894611
I live in Coral Springs actually

Pensacola? More like COCA-COLA! (cause Xadame is a fat bitch)

>>149894607
Caio is way better than Costurd

>>149894622
I bet you picked Kopylov.

>>149894629
I did

Dirty diaper Drew’s weight gain woes

I picked Kopylov Im retarded :(

new
>>149892383
>>149892383
>>149892383

Don't make a new thread. Just keep this one rolling so the cazzies can't find it

Brutal decision over fluffy’s cocksleeve thoughever Costurd is still a flushed bum sadly

>>149894641
VERY DISRESPECTFUL!

>>149894639
You're retarded because you destroyed your brain cells through years of alcohol and substance abuse.

Type as if your father were readng your posts.

>>149892100
now imagine ilia unifies the belt after islam beats jdm... chills...

>Xadame is a panhandle nigger
Unsurprising

I literally forgot I tried watching the card Saturday because I got too drunk and fell asleep. Who won the main event? Was the card good?

>>149894574
boogie

>>14989465
Please use Vaseline tonight my bacon bussy is busted

>>149894671
I don't remember but the card was good.

>>149894655
>readng

>>149893831
round three khamzat wouldn't be able to finish bo nickal

>>149894655
hi dad

>>149894722
>>149894722
>>149894722

>>149894671
I got absolutely trashed and barely remember any of it

>>149894433
It looks like he's trying to hump him