oof ouchie edition
deriddervious:
>>149888547
>>149891061 (OP)if you synch this guy up to getting bashed to "yall ready for this" jock jams 98 it's fucking hilarious
give me that classic shit
Just took a 5 part Schaub, shit is getting silly.
>>149891061 (OP)RDR bros
are we beating whittaker?
*foot sweeps you and then farts on your face*
>>149891131What a fight. The guy with no skill or power vs the braindead Aussie with a collapsible chin. It really says a lot about a man when your best win is Bo Nickal
>>149891145I mean we're talking about a former 2-division World Champion
>>149891137*reaches out to hug you*
*turns and farts*
*points at you laughing and runs away*
*literally run away I climb over the cage and book it out of there*
have fun explaining this one Dana you fat bald BITCH
>>149891131Yeah I'm seeing a sub on the last round
>>149891145moronic post but i basically agree. no way rdr is ready for someone of whittakers caliber. he only fought asian manlet nobodies in ONE and struggled with his opponents in UFC so far. shouldve given him a top 10-20 like vettori or costa first.
its over rdr bros
>>149891162You can call me a moron but that goes with the territory, I'm American. I'd tell you I'm a white good guy but I might drag you into the woods and rape you, you just never know in America that's the fun of it. Anyway yeah RDR is a fucking can with no power, at worst Whitaker wins an easy decision
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Dricbrothers... Zatdaddies...
Is this how the story ends? I fear the story and plot armor is inevitable...
>>149891162RDR didn't struggle in UFC at all. He barely got hurt against Holland and won easily against Nickal
The way RDR won against Nickal didn't instill any sort of belief in him. He literally love tapped the stupid american wrestler until he shit himself and fell down from a grazing knee
BJ Penn was better than all these cans let's be honest
Gane be posting shit like "everything is set in motion" and then rocks up to a FIFA eSports tournament wearing a boxy t shirt and a chain
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lol, Gane, what a useless French faggot. He'd be the guy they'd feed to most popular violent Russian in PRIDE
>>149891252Fact: Arman lost to Gamrot
>>149891296Fact: Arman loses to Gamrot 10/10 times
>>149891222Bo took multiple knees to the body and liver, that's why he stopped even trying to block his face. It was the accumulation plus a bad final blow. The liver is really under the rib cage, so the knee can deliver a direct hit and it was not grazing. It was a REAL actual liver shot, which feels like your having a stroke. Nothing he could do.
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This is the fight.
>>149891321If I saw a butt like this IRL, I'd be scared.
haters will ignore that Bo did in fact win. nay, never lost a round.
>>149891321That's no Joanna Zanella Schaub
>>149891318I get that but what you are doing is window dressing patnah Bo looked like a complete bitch and RDR just happened to be less of a bitch, it was not a good fight by anyones estimation and neither of them looked impressive
Bo Nickal is headed towards a Tommy Speer spiral, I fear
>>149891131I think the matchmakers are counting on him weight buillying whittaker like dricus, I dont think he has the striking, cardio, explosivity to make it that easy though
>>149891203I could see this being the fight that takes poofc to africa. Dricus will be on another run and this will be a fight night africa main event for the BAF title (Baddest African Fighter). Dricus retires and Atgubu gets a real title shot off the win.
ah yes the hub of mma, Africa. What piece of ruined French architecture will the event be hosted at?
bros why's rdr an underdog and krylov a favourite? this feels like a god given chance to make back the thousands I've lost on parlays
>>149891393RDR doesn't pass the "eye test". But people said the same about Du Plessis.
>>149891393Barriault being +500 against Sharabum seems dicey as well
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>>149891387DDP's residence or Izzy's fabled "Lamborghini side" of nigeria
>>149891349Nah, just edited all the body shots towards the end of the round to show it wasn't just the finishing blow that did him in.
I disagree. There were a few impressive things. Don't be more impressed by the le epic silhouette of what you think a fighter should look like when he's throwing, instead of what is effective in a given situation.
>>149891387I don't know. But if we're doing white house, maybe we can do it at one of the kang magumbo's courtyards.
Max Holloway is probably having a great time playing online pokies and forgetting his sons name
I like to think Max Holloway died and we never have to hear about him again
that whole Max Iia interview was hilarious
gooby could never
Max will be the cte goat just you wait 5 more years of absorbing 500 shots per fight and getting ktfo by poorio again will make bj penn look good
Misfits Boxing is starting to do MMA fights. Tony redemption arc incoming.
>"Dee get moi Valerian root tea, I'm having a panic attack ye?"
>>149891532they look like monkeys dressed in silk or whatever the saying is
>>149891532Dillon Warren vs Dannis Spencer
>>149891550forgive the jeet intern he ran out of gpt-4o points
>oh denn what a innit denn bruv?
Really?
>>149891591He's never winning another fight.
Tony should ride into the ring like this against Salt Daddy
is it just me or do bisping and gaethje look alike
>>149891651Do not look into it
>flips through the script on the table
>can't find the part where bo gets hurt
>realizes de ridder is betraying the organization
>>149891131Depends how finished Rob is. His chin has never been good but it could be paper mache after Khamzat rearranged his skull
>>149891670this reads like a threat
You now remember that time Renan Barao had to pull out last minute because he shut his meng in a sauna door
>>149891802kaaaaarma!
why the fuck is she still trying to make it in the combat sports scene
>>149891778>rearranged his skullDid nothing of the sort. His lower teeth were loose anyway and Chimaev pushed them into his mouth. Fucking retarded of Whittaker to wear a vulnerability like that more than any indictment of Chimaev's strength.
All of Chimaev's wins come with huge asterisks and his hype crumbles the second you scrutinise it. He's not tall evil Khabib, however much people want him to be that.
>>149891816She's got a tight body that just won't quit, look into it
>>149891802I mean... pereiras sisters there Im pretty sure she could ko merle, that's the fight to make.
>>149891844regardless of the finish rob spent the entire round desperately trying to survive the inevitable. infamous good TDD man whittaker got got on the first attempt and then didn't get a look in for the rest of the fight. chimaev is a problem maaaan
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Oh no no no no Topiglettes!
>>149891932This is what pushed Robโs teeth in btw
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Bryce mitchell fight week, hebrews in shambles
>>149891938that was a wonk on the nose
Ilia is the only needle mover in the UFC now that the diamond is gone
>>149891962*Ahem*
that ain't a real wonking, lad.
>>149891980Ilia put volk to sleep like a literal baby it was very kino
To wonk a nose, you gotta prep the schnouze a lil, you gotta bait the nose into coming to you
Just doesn't work when Ilia is the literal one punch man lil bro
>>149891802You tell them girl! Who do they think they are ??? kicking out an investigative journalist like you!? Fuck them! I will steal their black belts and those cucks will have to fight while adjusting their pj pants every 10 seconds.
>Jones entirely out of the conversation for white house card
Maybe Daner actually does hate Jon and was just waiting for a moment that would really twist his nuts.
Lovely bacon sandwiches for lunch :)
>>149892049bacon is haram
>>149892049Just bacon and bread or other ingredients too?
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its happening
Bobby Whittaker with the unheemable chin after the dental surgery
>>149891439why is topturo so obsessed with the bmf belt?
>>149892122because he has legitimate claim to it
>>149892143not really, max basically has the lw bmf and that was a featherweight title fight.
also I'm pretty sure a challenger belt is never on the line unless explicitly stated
>>149892100this shit is also retarded
beating a bmf does not win you the title unless it's a bmf fight
BMF belt should be defended 24/7 like the WWF Hardcore title
>>149892172Why are you using logic, knock it off right now
>Caring about the participation trophy
I'd retire before I would fight for that thing. It's embarrassing.
gayna is open to having both belts on the line for a potential ilia/max rematch btw
>>149892223yeah and that's fine because ilia is deserving of a bmf belt at 155 if he beats max again
also sets him up to have 4 belts if he beats islam at 170 which will cement him as the king of manlets
/heem/ing my meat over here, meng!
Fight of the night!
>>149892241>deserving of a bmf beltmate the bmf belt is literally just a gimmick they use when they need a PPV but don't have any real champions that can fight on it
>entire selling point is that it's the real thing
>create partecipation trophy with a name that is way more cartoonish than anything in the wwe
how the fuck did it pass through so many people in that company and not one of them said "this is retarded"?
>>149892122He wants to fight Max again instaed of Arman
>>149892253I just meant deserving in the sense that ilia would be a legit bmf
like if max lost to gamrot or something I sure as fuck wouldn't think gamrot is a bmf
>>149892270mate he called out arman after heeming charles
>>149892253This. It's like a pity belt for dudes that have been in the UFC forever but aren't actually good enough to be the champ. Having it on the real champion is pointless
ilia wants to fight everyone
he's ready to heem at all times even his sparring partners
nobody is safe
>>149892305>Having it on the real champion is pointlessit's the only thing that would legitimise it
>>149892320translation: I will kill justin in the first round straight away so that he can retire peacefully in his sleep and then focus on real fights
>>149892320Arman is literally the only person at lightweight who deserves a title fight, this shit is so fucking retarded. Gaethje has lost two title fights, he had his chance.
>>149892344Translation: Im ducking real fights for someone Min Smolloway heemed
no one is afraid of shartman
>>149892373justin will literally just wait around until a title shot
better for ilia to heem him into retirement now
>>149892402Okay topiglet should stop calling out Goatse and fight him then
>>149892402I never realised that โdeserving a title shotโ and โbeing feared by other fightersโ meant the same thing until now
Arman ruined an entire PPV because hepulled his back trying to show off for Nina Drama the night before the most important fight of his life. He needs another 10 wins before his next title shot
>>149892405>justin will literally just wait around until a title shotWho gives a shit?
>>149892419What a decrepid display. Whatever that creature is, it should be killed.
Justin is fighting Paddy, it's booked.
>>149892432Turn off your monitor
fighters ilia topuria called out in the cage after heeming charles in the first round: paddy pimblett, arman tsarukyan
fighters ilia topuria did not call out in the cage after heeming charles in the first round: justin gaethje
>>149892432jelly because you have no swag and no bitches
>>149892202What makes it a BMF fight, other than the seemingly arbitrary title? Two bums have to be involved?
>>149892438Fighters Ilia Topuria has called out since the cage: Justin Gaethje
>>149892439Loathsome.
>*turns monitor on*By God, that's even worse.
>>149892049Lunch of a fat cunt I'm afraid
BO NIGGER!!! *USA flag emogi*eagle emogi*
>>149892442the whole point of the belt is for guys that act like animals in the cage
>>149892347Arman pussied out his title fight
>>149892442you're not allowed if you wrestle
>>149892320When a journalist asked dana if arman making weight as a substitute fighter means he's in good grace , dana replied that he's on the right path which means he still didnt forgive him for fucking up the main event.in short its garthing time baby
>>149892347>tardman gets title shot>pulls out againLMAO i can already see it
>>149892481What's that on the top right
>>149892485>"I want good American wife Joe Rogan! Wifey material, loyal, caring, live next door to my friend Aljamain Sterling. I'm ready to find my American wife!"*shoves pornstars face into his cock and balls*
If this was the game of thrones Ilia would wholeheartedly have a direct claim to the BMF belt
merab is a straight gooner
we gonna find out on saturday
>>149892510Too bad he's not a 1488 Hitler dictator xD
>>149892504Never watched that crap
>>149892542That's good George R.R. Martin is a Satanist gooner.
>>149892542You like watching incarcerated men having homosexual sex
insane that featherweight gave us mcgregor, volk, emmett, max, and ilia
>>149892542Itโs a good show
Dude tried to hide Emmett in there
Bro snuck volk in there like we wouldn't know
>>149892542Binged every season in a weekend it was sooo good
Who is able to defeat Ilia Topuria?
>>149892578You faggot *logs off*
>>149892594Mick Parkin for one
Nothing like some mushy peas and a sausage roll from Greggs to start my morning
Nothing like a couple of pork faggots.
>>149892609Greggs do not sell mushy peas.
now that dustin is gone, conor will return to bap topturo
Kodak Black off the Yakaroni
Cody. Frickin. Colvington.
>>149891061 (OP)Bo should fight Costa next.
>>149892656Kody Steeleโs dad took the bugpill. You can too.
Rather take the bugpill than the happill.
>>149892656This guy should learn heem speak as his next challenge
>>149892723Heemese is not for the faint of heart. I'd hate it if he schaubbed all over his meng from getting oinked, and someone havin to change his DDP.
>>149892729Volk was whispering what he does to pork in Islam's ear
My bacon bussy is hangry for daddy loads
>>149892729Never seen Khabib in this position.
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>>149892656A school shooter incel or a hapa whore is born right there
>>149892773Fighters will say stuff like this and then ball wash Epsteinโs good friend Zion don
>>149892773This is retarded, Nazi germany helped in the founding of Israel, look up the haavara affair
>>149892773can you imagine the state of this company when dana finally retires and ari fully gets his claws on it
Yeah I'm the Elliot Rodger school shooter type.
>>149892805So you're saying he wanted to deport them, then the entire world proceeded to declare war on him? Yup they totally don't rule the world.
>>149892806Draymond does this all the time and asks why people view him as a angry black man.
^faggot watches nigball lmao
>>149892828He put the ashkenazis in safety, numbnuts.
WW2 had the best and bravest of whites wacked just to create israel, a tool to help reshape the west as it currently is.
>>149892846You're so cool bro!
bro posted basketball lore in the heem thread
>>149892846prolly the /box/ tranny who seethes at mma in every thread
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this dude looks old as fuck already. merab changes niggas
>>149892867>"woah...no hair dye? sean is taking this rematch seriously damn...">gets beasted even worse
>>149892880>He stopped cooming too wow
sean needs to shave his head and have laser tattoo removal before his next fight
>>149892839Draybeast peaches up the top 10 hw
>>149892880>>149892894HE DIDNT SMOKE FRIGGIN WEED
I hate doing tech support but at least it gives me a lot of time to smoke weed and goon.
>>149892932Nah not even, just a jacked Irish-Filipino boy, waddup?
>>149892941Honestly? Respect.
>>149892956Call me Lone'er Kavanagh b.
Pretty sure D-Rod just wasted me in GTA San Andreas
Hope everyoen is doing well today. Stay focused and ask yourself; What Would Joe Pyfer Do?
>>149892936goat return of all time.
also goat set of all time
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max has done nothing to earn a ranked lightweight opponent
>>149893028he just fought one
>>149893028he beat two top five guys. one with one of the greatest knockouts in ufc history
>>149892991Very evil energy emanating from the image. The fame hungry girls displaying their bodies for the Irish drunkard who sleeps on his bed of gold.
>>149893028to earn the gaethje fight? Id say he had considering he was perpetual rank 1 FW and former champ
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>>149893036>>149893038>>149893059let's see if he can solve the jordan leavitt puzzle first
>>149893078>buys a title shotnothing personnel poors
Arman's mouth looks like a pursed anus
they're cloning whittakers
don't let them bury this
>>149893072Easier said than done. Paddy is the only top flight athlete to really dismantle him.
nigga said layer of hair
like bro take a break
>>149893107It's like poetry, it rhymes
>>149893099fun fact: lips and anus are the same material
>>149893115That means Ilia's oinkhole is flat and muted.
Im getting a McDonald's breakfast with pancakes this morning are you jealous?
>>149893147Not really B I had Hardees yesterday.
>>149893145seriously worried DDP bros...i think its over
>>149893153I had dunkin donuts yesterday. Im moving up to welterweight.
>>149893157The Khamzat meme? Yes its almost finally over.
>>149893161The one in Shamokin?
Im in my big fat retarded faggot character arc
>>149893178they've been dragging that season too long and people have lost interest
khamzat is basically a giant khabib upgraded in every way. if dricus can beat him, he'll be the greatest fighter of all time.
>>149892784i saw her on public tv per chance the other day and was legit disoriented
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>mfw when brodie says he doesn't watch anime
I am going to touch his chin and it will explode.
>>149892773unironically why did he say that
All I can say is: Heh.... If you ever underestimate myself or Borrachinha again.... Heh... Well, what can I say?
>>149893178You have autogynephilia.
anyone have that webm of anshul jubli saying he could beat khabib
>>149893198Schaub's hog looks huge here
>>149892656God I wish that were me.
>>149892439Topjej.
>>149892435Paddy should be getting the title shot. It's perfect. Garth should be cut.
>>149893248Merely an optical illusion
>>149893248Godda be B, to get through that dumper
>>149893266He made Chandler look worse than anyone else has ever managed to do.
>>149893263BBLs are abhorrent
>>149893157all ddp has to do is survive the first round
that's literally it
>>149893263You'd need a gooby level dick to ha dle that shit. Side note, is schaub dead? Weekend at Bernie's look to the goat there
JZS GOTTA ASS LIKE AN ANT
>>149893269dricus swings in big retarded arcs leaving him open to instant takedowns. once hes taken down its over. it will not even last 1 minute into the 1st round at this rate...its over.
When the fuck is she going to defend the belt?
>>149893263need a scobpiece to handle that b
Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday!
>>149893267he did but Chandler is also a retarded faggot that basically throws fight, not that he had an opportunity with Paddy who beat the dog shit out of him but still. He should flush out Garth since he got too uppity to fight Hooker or, better yet, take on Charles who has just been knocked out.
They should build fights around Ilia, even if he were to lose to Arman he's still the biggest draw in the division right now and the youngest guy too
>>149893279ddp will swing a windmill so hard he'll reverse it into an uppercut and perfectly time it with khamzat's shoot into the cleanest KO we'll ever see
>>149893286Dalin hold my hand!
>>149893279nobody on earth is subbing the dricbeast in one round
Remember when dana fucked up and didnt book meng vs goober?
du pussy sisters... I'm scared he'll go the same way as Whittaker
>>149893301Right now you can save 50 pounds per person!
https://youtube.com/shorts/XJiypVK3EfI?si=Mir_ENQH_OXz9F4l
Hypothetically: If I get Holloway swatted and permaheemed during one of his gambling streams... Would that make me the new BMF title holder?
>>149893290i think the ufc just wants to push the paddy/ilia fight more for a big ppv
also charles will already fight max
Dipshit retard jannies banned me for posting pic rel for being off topic , hey stupid, HEY DUMB DUMB, this is schaub's wife, it has everything to with martial arts
>>149893331Joanna has the janitors on the books unfortunately.
Tony Ferguson five nights at freddy's x sonic.exe custom shorts
>>149893331The janny fucking hates mrs schaub xe's banned me for posting her several times
>>149893328of course that's the big one for the eventual bong card, but they gotta give Paddy at least a decent win in the top 5, you can't compare the corpse of Tony, Bobby Green and Chandler to fucking Volk, Max and Charles, even with Gathje it still wouldn't scratch it that's why he needs it
I got banned for posting the words "Joanna YoungGayChick" once and I still have no idea why.
I'm bummed that Whitaker is favourite against de Ridder. I think Whitaker will win but I was hioping you goofs would be off the Whitaker train and on the de Ridder train, but apparently not.
>>149893368No she is a retired TV host. Now a stay at home baseball mom with a rocking bod
Paddy is from Liverpool not Scotland, not sure why he said scots don't get knocked out, paul craig was heemed many times
>>149893290Paddy/Ilia has story and Paddy is a big drawl. Arman had a chance for a title-shot and blew it by missing weight or getting ill. And that was after he had stated during fight week that he had no intention of defending the belt if he won it. Fuck him. He's a spoilt rich boy who will suck for the division if he becomes champ. He can wait. Rich boy can wait.
>>149893374I decided to not like him after he did what he did to Bo
>contemplates zeeming you but ultimately decides against it.
You have no idea how lucky you are, and how many times I have done this, to so many different people. I could have 100 bodies to my name by now, but I always turn against the path of violence, even though it has so much to offer me.
Is Paddy vs Justin the first stoner vs stoner match up?
Jon Jones. Ciryl Gane. July 4. White house.
>>149893393Ok so by your admission, because of one mistake, Arman is not allowed to fight for the title ever??
He snapped his back, he didn't commit rape, be reasonable
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>>149893400ya dun know bludclaaaart
>>149893374Youre fucking retarded lmao
>>149893356i dont disagree just saying if dana is still pissed with arman it's prob gonna be paddy
Thank the Lord I almost schaubbed myself
https://youtube.com/shorts/pHZTO99GMS0?si=fPxRykM38c2GgMza
UFC White House: Dana vs Male Sex Toys
>>149893416but wasn't he pissed off that Rogan had him come in the cage? then again Dana is always pissed off and they did shit way more retarded than giving a shot to Paddy, case in point Masvidal with Usman
Do you think Jon cried when Dana said he didn't trust him?
>>149893433Yes, Dana was in fact so angry he sent Joe on a holiday in which Joe gets a sick yacht with a water slide
>>149893436That waterslide looks super fun I wish I was a millionaire
>>149893446Joe is absolutely sending it too, looks like he climbed up higher to jump on to the waterslide
>>149893404He's a bitch. He needs to earn a title-shot once more.
>>149893433dana said it wouldn't have happened if he was there but I took it as him saying he wouldn't have done it like that, not that he doesn't like paddy vs ilia. paddy going into the cage was just kind of awkward
The yacht Rogan hired looks cool as fuck. I'd rather be here than watch peahead kiss and cuddle Holloway
UFC white house, Gane vs Lewis
White vs Black
France vs America
Vendรฉe vs Lousiana
>>149893466>>149893487God blessed him. If we pray really hard we can all live like this too I think.
>>149893491but that fight already happened
>>149892347Shartman pulled out of a title fight two days before hand. Itโs a miracle that Dana hasnโt kicked him out of the UFC or forced him to go up in weight.
I bet joe had a kick bag installed on that thing. Imagine thinking somali pirates are firing their guns, only to realise it's just Rogan whipping some gnarly spinning back kicks
>>149893493Rogan got it by shilling politician and globohomo agents you retarded christcuck
>>149893510Joe supported Donald Trump and he is our rightful leader ordained by God
>>149893508how do I become like merab?
>>149893506So?? everyone makes mistakes, one mistake doesn't define his career
Joanna has a water slide too wtf!!
>>149892991Lmfao. This says a lot about our society.
>>149893527not everyones mistake costs the ufc billions
>>149893482I took it as a "don't do it like that because it promises something" and Dana doesn't operate like that given his always elusive answers on the matchmaking he has in every post fight press conference
>>149893535How deep does the rabbit hole go?
>>149893571This is stupid, he is a promoter, shilling hype is his job, even if the fight doens't happen he should be shilling exciting matchups, i just realised why the UFC is so dry rn, it's Dana's fault
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Trvke!!!!!!
MMAJoey does it AGAIN!
>Im not even thinking about that fight judt yet
>We gotta see how this whole thing plays out first
>The matchmakers meeting is on Tuesday
>We'll let you know when we announce it
Solid gold classic lines from Dana.
>>149893571????
dana shilled tom vs jon for a year
What if Ari is the new Epstein but we don't find out about it for another 20 years?
>>149893584>shill exiting match up>match up doesn't happen>look like a goofyeah very stupid. Worked really well with Jones Aspinall. The UFC is dry because they don't build people up anymore, it's always some short notice bullshit, favourable match ups or some attempt at being double champ
>>149893599that's my point, he got his ass burnt badly and now he's going in the other direction to avoid an equal fuck up
>>149893530Hoenstly? Literally me
>>149893602This guy? Totally not a paedophile.
>>149893625Even entertaining that thought is incredibly problematic and at the very least anti-semitic
RDR's best UFC win is Bo Nickal why are you people picking him over Rob
>>149893604Dana wants what's good for the fighters
>>149893331same shid happened to me some time ago
https://youtube.com/shorts/ryhOD7bBqZU?si=DfQAKf3rAWgyjT3G
Mexicans make the best food jfc
joe pyfer has such a fucking annoying attitude when he talks idk what it is
>>149893697shoe up his ass
>>149893689You literally have sex with men.
Ilia is a big power puncher and a big wrestler but he definitely does not have an S tier dong
No homo but yjk pereira is packing. Straightfully.
>>149893722You correspond with male to female transsexuals on homosexual dating apps and meet them for sex.
Can you challenge yourself?
>>149893737>straightfullyI didnโt know we could do this omg
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>omg
>>149893718Look into Mousasi.
Are there any emo fighters?
>>149893309Damn what planet is Gerald mclemon from!?
>>149893821hispanic at the disco
>>149893821Diego Sanchez had his soul raped many of times
>>149893831T-That was round 3!!! H-His nose wasn't fixed yet!!
cause tonight will do the night that i will fall for yew
Dricus is the type of fighter to have a really catastrophic and horrible fall from grace
rumours indicate the matchup between Michael Johnson and Michael Chandler for the interim BMF belt
>>149893891nah nobody boyed him until he became champion so he'll probably be legit for a while. you have to be widely boyed to end up being shitty
Post the picture of Paddy putting on 23 sprays of cologne like an absolute mongoloid
>>149893895That would actually be decent match making but they're going to give Chandler another title eliminator instead
joanna zanella makes me enter in a goobyesque state
>>149891802why is this hen still hanging around fighting promotions
Can someone explain to me what's the role of a manager except stealing your hard earned money?
>>149893895I would like to see this fight
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ONE LAST RUN
https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1m4z3ex/this_hits_different_this_hits_hard/
Rush seems like such a nice kid. Max is a great dad
Reinier The Diddler will destroy Whittaker
>>149891802this might seem like a story loss for merle but it is actually a story loss for chama
he probably asked the organizers to not allow her there. they wouldn't go out of their way to miss out on ticket sales/free promo unless they were asked
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>>149892805>the nazis were jews
>>149891212Holland has no tdd and Nickal looked like he'd never defended against Muay Thai and dirty boxing in the clinch before. RDR is better than I thought but I still think Whittaker cooks him on the feet
>>149893919getting you sponsors and podcast appearances
Dont talk about MJ if you picked orguello de austria against him
>>149893923Bobby Green/Michael Johnson is the fight to make. Give Johnson a winnable fight in Green, and then give him a proper ranked opponent after that, assuming he wins.
>>149893939Uhh there's email for that stuff
>>149893331mma pictures is against the rules dumbass
>>149893953ratlip BEEN fraudchecked b
OHHHHHHHHHH
AND IT'S ALL OVER
RUSH HOLLOWAY HAS AVENGED HIS FATHER
THE BELT IS GOING TO HAWAII
MY GOD HUGO STILL ISN'T MOVING
I THINK I HEARD THE DOCTOR SAY STRETCHER
>>149893929why have people decided that RDR is good?
He beat THE shart and THE bo shittle and a bunch of ubercans in ONE. Don't be surprised if he ends up like Aliskerov
>>149893944Yeah great matchup just hope they dont pull that black pantahs dont fight each others or smt
>>149891927I would actually love to see this fight
>>149893756depends on the application. how is that even a question!
Soldicโs leftovers vs Burnsโ leftovers. Chills.
>>149893914Sweet as sugar plum pie
>>149893969Ilia is way, WAY too small for JDM. It would be sanctioned murder
>>149892991why is the one on the left patting her own gooch?
>>149893756this was nice. Vettori is such a nice guy. I hope he wins his next fight
>>149893993i think youd be surprised (at how jdm will not be able to impose his size)
>>149893993Ilia can wrestle and size is not the determining factor in a standup fight. If Ilia clears out LW, you know he is gonna go for triple champ
Brendan Schaub will be in the next Soul Calibur game
>>149894048>size is not the determining factor in a standup fight.You have never taken a single boxing class a day in your life
>>149894069I didn't go to boxing class. I went to boxing.
>>149893957they did it again what the hell meng
FACT: Size had NOTHING to do with the success of Tommy "The Hitman" Hearns. Size has no impact on striking.
JANNY you dumb CUNT anything Schaub related is MMA you stupid FUCK. Respectfully.
>>149894069no but I've watched thousands of fights and understand statistics. also mma isn't boxing
Country road take me home
>>149894128Me attempting a simple task.
>>149894131okay but JDM/Topturo still bangs
Take the pillowpoof talk elsewhere /box/cels we discuss real fighting here
>also mma isn't boxing
Yeah size is even more important in MMA
JDM would likely try to box clean with Ilia, to his great limitation. He's not a primarily physical fighter
>>149894148it is but JDM doesn't offensively grapple so Ilia has the advantage there of controlling when it goes down. Ilia is also educated enough to get inside while JDM is very defensively responsible and comfortable in the pocket and fires back at great angles. it would be an amazing fight
>>149894148without being too rude I would prove to you size doesnt matter as much as you think in an fight.
JDM is a metaphysical fighter.
damn all y'all streetless cazzies ain't never heard IT AIN'T ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT smdh
Topiglet might beat JDM if heโs allowed to bring a step stool into the octagon
heeminder islam vs jdm is a fake fight
Jai Herbert is 6'1" with a 77" reach.
Jack Della Maddalena is 5'11" with a 73" reach.
In a perfect world:
>Islam wins
>retires
>vacates
>Shavkat,Brady,Buck,Cuck and Morales play hot potato with the belt
>Colby cements his KWABOAT legacy by proxy
>>149894215there's no fucking way Herbert has a 77" reach gtfoh
>>149894215And JDM is a bigger fighter
(Herbert has absurd reach though)
the only belt that matters
Jai Herbert started his career at welterweight.
Shavkat is really being put under the radar its sad
>>149894242english isn't your first language is it
>>149894242He's been out for like 1 year and doesn't speak English or go viral while WW is heating the fuck up
Like the Bossman says. Fighting is an opportunity
Topuria has profited a lot off of fighting a bunch of fighters with pretty bad footwork. Volk notoriously back away in straight lines as a habit and Holloway has never been great at maneuvering om the backfoot, though he's better at it than he was when Volk beat him. And of course, Charles fights like a retarded gorilla.
JDM is someone with very good footwork who won't be constantly losing positional battles against Topuria every 10 seconds
>>149894233So when Slamdaddy beats JDM heโll be the BMF? Holy chills!
Shavkat is currently enslaved in a sex dungeon in the Midwest or wherever Sanko lives, according to my sources.
>>149894242>>149894258His body is held together with duct tape you goofs he's always injured
>>149894270That's what makes it such a compelling fight. But Ilia has to at least beat Arman at LW first
MMA Guru might be a self made millionaire in his early 20's but hes still a big ugly cross eyed retard and no woman will ever truly desire him.
>>149894311You have autogynephilia and you meet male to female transsexuals on dating apps.
>>149894324Im handsome as fuck with a huge cock thoughbeit.
>>149894311Women only care about aura, thatโs why Costurdโs wife sent full frontal nudes to Zatdaddy
>>149894295Based เค
เคตเคฒเฅเคเคฟเคคเฅเคถเฅเคตเคฐ
shout out daddy drink or whatever its called
>>149894327We've seen your face and 7 inches is not huge.
>>149894311>p-please find me attractive, womankind!Silly simp.
What did Buddha tell Ananda about women?
>Stay away from them, Ananda. >But what if they approach me, oh Buddha?>No talking, Ananda.
>>149894334Bro we have no problem with you being gay but you don't have to talk about your daddy all the time
>>149894311He's tall, has a long reach, and a huge cock. All things he will remind you of, buddy. He doesn't need the money.
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pereira continues to distract himself from the thread of ankalaev by playing soccer this time instead of training
>>149894341Use some fucking sunscreen damn
>>149894358Tyla only does skincare with doggy loads and dirty diaper droppings lamentably
Zoroastrianic gooby heems
man you bong neets are vile and mentally fucked "people"
Everybody on three!
1,2,3!
DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!
*CLAP*
DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!
*CLAP*
DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!
*CLAP*
>>149894242Constantly injured and fighting once a year will do that to your career
>>149894390Caio has the rare distinction among Brazilians of having winning record against Brazzas, but Imavov will prove too much for him
Oh nice now youre posting a picture of me captioned "oink oink" what because Im supposed to be fat or something? Im fat like a pig is that what youre saying? Yeah real nice pal.
>>149894390Borralho
Imavov has been feasting on very inflexible fighters, Caio is someone that won't work on
>>149894406Dirty Diaper Dog Dicked Tyla thoughbeit.
>>149894407>feasting on very inflexible fightersshut the fuck up jesus christ
>>149894384People still care about Chimaev though, Rakmonov really fucked it by losing his meme finish record and he also has zero personality
>>149894406You are fat by your own admission.
Imavov took the same amount of time to KO Israel Adesanya that Caio took to KO Paul Craig
Ian Garry retired Shavkat and fraud checked the Fighting Nerds.
>>149894428This is a really stupid metric by which to judge fighters
>>149894433Just fact checked on snopes and it's true
reminder that mirko cro cop got skadoosh'd by schaub
My enemies are many, my equals are none
Snopes has confirmed that dirty diaper Tylaโs dog dicked DDPS have remained unchanged throughout July
Theodore Huxtable from the Cosby Show just got heemed
kek the security aint never even heard of this nigga
>>149894416The most versatile and flexible fighter he's fought on his winstreak is notorious retard Brendan Allen.
Caio is just as well rounded as him and observably better in many ways. The most Imavov has going for him is pop on his shots
and I think to myself
who da fuck is that guy
>>149894466mate i do not care
>>149894479Waaah waaaah!! I no care!!!
Imavov was going very even with Cannonier, was arguably down on rounds, and got a very fucky finish
Caio thoroughly outworked Cannonier for the entire fight, sent him to the shadow realm and them dragged him back, and dropped at most a round
I'm probably gonna heem my goober but I am not too sure
>well you see *pushes up glasses* Imavov has been feasting on very inflexible fighters, Caio is someone that won't work on *tips fedora*
>>149894505I went to the store and bought some coca cola and chips and Im gonna go fishing and grill some cheeseburgers and maybe swim in my pool. I love being white.
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>they linked
>>149894523Why are you so enraged that someone actually wanted to discuss MMA
>>1498945282 degen faggots whomst I would love to see fall into a woodchip
>>149894527Lay off the cheeseburgers, Miss Armpiggy.
>sent him to the shadow realm and them dragged him back
you can just say pillowfisted b
>Why are you so enraged that someone actually wanted to discuss MMA
>>149894523How dare he discuss a sport on the sports board
>>149894547Dear LORD what the fuck is that??
>>149894556That is what you look like.
>FEASTS on the INFLEXIBLE FIGHTERS
Lots of astute posts itt.
>>149894554Caio hurt Cannonier worse than Imavov
>>149894574so he must have finished him then right?
>>149894574Jared was very inflexible here. Caio feasted on him.
>>149894458Why do I always find out on weem
>>149894566The result of too much inflexible feasting
>>149894570Whoever this guy is he's an absolute Adonis
Caio hand's are flexible like pillows, if he had inflexible stone hands he could actually heem
your mum feasts on my very inflexible penis
I'd love to see a Borrachinha/Caio matchup.
Two Brazilian chads just swangin' cock like no tomorrow.
>>149894599Madame Armpiggy uses was/raped pronouns.
>>149894599Xer name is Xadame Drew of Pensacola
>>149894611I live in Coral Springs actually
Pensacola? More like COCA-COLA! (cause Xadame is a fat bitch)
>>149894607Caio is way better than Costurd
>>149894622I bet you picked Kopylov.
Dirty diaper Drewโs weight gain woes
I picked Kopylov Im retarded :(
Don't make a new thread. Just keep this one rolling so the cazzies can't find it
Brutal decision over fluffyโs cocksleeve thoughever Costurd is still a flushed bum sadly
>>149894641VERY DISRESPECTFUL!
>>149894639You're retarded because you destroyed your brain cells through years of alcohol and substance abuse.
Type as if your father were readng your posts.
>>149892100now imagine ilia unifies the belt after islam beats jdm... chills...
>Xadame is a panhandle nigger
Unsurprising
I literally forgot I tried watching the card Saturday because I got too drunk and fell asleep. Who won the main event? Was the card good?
>>14989465Please use Vaseline tonight my bacon bussy is busted
>>149894671I don't remember but the card was good.
>>149893831round three khamzat wouldn't be able to finish bo nickal
>>149894671I got absolutely trashed and barely remember any of it
>>149894433It looks like he's trying to hump him