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>>149841573

sauce:https://streamable.com/cksqv7

Emma :)

Cazzie sisters how are we feeling

>>149891568
Is Best Emma ?
She go Oxford reading the books for the colleges she make big money as physio
In the colleges everyone is learning the books everyone go college is become beautiful, work office
I work delivery driver amazon
Emma read books she colleges smart she do the colleges the books the books she is reading in the colleges the colleges she reading the books

You guys here is everyone on /sp/ doing the colleges? U r all rich colleges people or? You find tennis in the colleges? They play tennis on the colleges in America

>>149891624
They play pennis in america

>>149891628
I asked the old lady at 711 if she wanted touch my penis, so she call police now I am facing charges in America for sex abusing her for the penis to show her

>>149891564 (OP)
Ems!!!!!!!!!!!!!))))))))))))))))

(idk maybe its a love ims so happy to see her)

>>149891687
In America I walk with my penis in my hand, hopefully to see a tennis milf so I can quickly serve her the penis haha service game

Make Tennis Great Again

>>149891739
More like make navels great again. It's good that she doesn't hide hers.

>>149891739
Hamburg is a big city in Alemania (thats how you say Germany in espanol)(espanol is how you say Spanish in english)
And the hamburger came from there a merchant was making ground beef and then he came to America on a ship and he made the ground beef here. Before that no one was doing this so instead of loose ground beef he make it together to put on grill
K4g0y captcha
Goy goy
In America, by the way, they have grills in every park, everyone is always going to the park to make grilling you just being woods for the fire

>>149891777
I met my ex wife i was grilling at the park, tennis related BTW because I attracted her initially by hurling a tennis ball at her, and it hit her on the legs
And so we grilled together, all my friends and even found job grilling, I give business card and then they give me job at car wash because they say I am very smart so I good job on the cars

>>149891777
They have colleges in Hamburg
They have colleges everywhere now

>>149891832
I will tell my kids to go to the colleges so they don't have to work at a car wash
In the colleges u can play tennis nowadays all the colleges have built the tennis courts

What an odd pairing Raducanu and Rybakina is. Will be interesting to see how they play together.

>>149891687
If I return to Europe to be a lowly laborer I will have the sons, but then the Europeans will spit on my son's they won't let them in the colleges, so I will send them to Russia to study medicine then they're gonna come back and fucking kill everyone I hope
I'd go right now, but I am homeless and I have some savings for down payment if I can get Job to get credit is buy one house you know? So I can't go now to study medicine in Russia because I am poor. I wish I could go now, and I would make so many friends in Russia
The Russian people love me

Nobody has even gotten her fabric from her match-worn clothes yet, it's still lurking in a box (or someone's basement who never shared their get online)

>>149891867
You think you're better than me, western euros? Thank God for Russia and access to their colleges, I spit on western Europe because they spitting on me, so ok so spit on me but doctors will come.back and my son will dominate you weaklings, you will go to his office for your medicine because you're too pathe5hic
pathetic to be your own doctor

>>149891875
My cousin live Australia he marry one of your blondes
My other cousin live Oregon he marry Jewish blonde
If I grew up with papers no one in my life would know me today, and I wouldn't find 4chan. I got robbed i spit on all of you
Cazzie trash go home piggu
Let's go tennis fick yeah

>>149891917
>>149891917
She's trash though. Worked at a McDonald's. Cousin is trash too he was a dumbass, works as a social worker or some stupid shit employing abbos or whatever
His dad My uncle was smart he was an engineer but the mother was very stupid so thats where it went wrong, she was a filthy chetnik too. Pathetic
I don't think anyone I know has ever played tennis though.
I come to America me and my cousin we go to park one time try play a little but it didn't stick

Terrific thread so far

>>149891951
We've let you down, Rafa.

xDDDDDDDD
https://x.com/steftsitsipas/status/1947206662626193457
What did she say to him?
>S: Paula, as big-4 is retired im gonna take the Grand Slam
>P: xDDDD
?

legs, arms, brains and thighs

>>149892148
it amuses me that Jodie is sponsored by a banana company

this thread just needs a dozen of kittington's posts now to become the pinnacle of /tennis/ experience

Holy fuck what the hell is this thread. This tard is worse than kittington which I didn't even think was possible. Beggars my fucking bollocks; nuke this thread and start over

>>149891564 (OP)
she looks like a raccoon

>>149891856
>What an odd pairing Raducanu and Rybakina is
otherwise known as the Gooner's Choice. There's nothing odd about it. They are sleeping with each other and exploring each others bodies. People falsely attribute Emma's recent rosiness to Alcaraz

>>149891951
i've never scrolled past so many posts

Still better than pædo posting

>>149892148
I already forget her name but top right is so jarringly ugly, it almost stings my eyes.

>>149892586
rare vpn!

very good video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eHJg2QILdE

there's at least one universe where Emma and Elena develop feelings for one another after spending so much time practising for their doubles matches

>>149892912
The sitcom can be called Herpes & Aids.

>>149892902
love the last question about 'muh mentality'
https://youtu.be/2eHJg2QILdE?t=2723

Wimbledon expansion has been passed by the High Court. Nimbys completely btfo.

>>149893055
Does that mean we'll get our new cute 8k stadium.

>>149893074
It's in the plans that were being challenged so yeah we should :)

>>149892225
>>149892182
>criticizes kittington
>uses language that kittington invented

speaks volumes

>>149892902
watched inly like 2 mins of this tennis podcaster but just seeing his face on thumbnails he looks like sucha raging faghot it annoys me

i stick to intuitive tennis

>>149893102
intuitive tennis is cool, but gill has more insightful things to say which shouldn't be the case because the former was a pretty high level player

>>149893074
What is actually happening there outside of June/July?

Who /mboko/ here?

>>149893182
Within the tennis grounds? It's a private members club so whatever that entails I suppose.

mboko? more like mfuckno!

Is anyone watching DC?

>>149893325
>watching tennis
you are in the wrong thread my friend

>>149893325
Kind of.

>>149893325
Yeah

>>149893335
>>149893333
Switched to Quinn vs O'Connell. Decent hitting

>>149893361
Okay I'll watch that.

>>149893388
Doesn't Quinn look like a naturally prettier version of Potapova?

>>149893091
>kittington now claims that he has invented the english language
truly bizarre developments

>>149893347
BITCH

Spud needs to up her game.

Mboko wrapping this up quick so we can see some Maya

>>149893406
I kind of see it.

>>149893406
kek how did i not notice it before

>>149893406
That would be P. kudermetova or Elisabeth pihela

>>149893559
>Elisabeth pihela
Estonian Sabalenka

>>149893559
Quinn could legit be her brother is my point, bhai

just thought of an amazing idea - wta petting zoo!
every wta level tournament should have an area where the players dressed in costumes (not full furry, more like pajamas or nekomimi) act like their chosen animal
and the visitors are allowed to pet them, pat their heads, rub their bellies and take photos

>>149893713
Don't forget the no feeding signs in front of Ostapenko's cage

Just woke up
Checked scores
Arnaldoodoo
It's 2am but I don't feel sleepy anymore, is it worth getting out of bed to watch the tennis

>>149893773
Kek.

Just waking up got to thank god
Don’t know but today feels kinda odd
No barking from the dog, no smog
And mama cooked the breakfast with no hog

Nastya :(

Anastasia ):

good on Mboko, good match

Vicky gets me paid, that one was basically free money.

Shelton should've hired Agassi

Maya will be on shortly.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>149894010
>Agassi looking at him like "what the fuck is this kid even doing?"
It's over. C'est fini. Se on ovi.

>>149894016
Might as well watch it.

Alina :)

>>149893713
my favourite wta animal would be sabs as a tiger. i'd tickle her tummy but I'd have to be careful in case she bites my finger!

Alina :)

>>149894097
I'm simply not commenting on any of Alina's :) matches now to avoid jinxing her

insane, navarrp and pegula have the same number of followers on IG, despite Pegula being longer on top, plus GS finals and semi finals etc

emma is so attractive??? when and where form did she gain such fame? oly2024?

Pitting the hotties against each other in first round of a tournament is bad for WTA viewership.

It's like putting Djokovic - Fritz, Alcaraz - Sinner, Draper - Shelton against one another first round.

>>149894189
good point, seedings should be based on attractiveness

>>149894074
grey hair

>>149894217
nah check your monitor settings

>>149894227
I have a perfect high class ips Chinese monitor with hdr 10 bit

>>149894257
>morgs called him cute
Is it the broccoli hair? Are girls really that blind? I many times saw online how girls highly rate average guys just because they had fancy hair. These guys didn't had a nice facial structures, overall posture, stance, presence, just a mid face with fancy hair, and go girls ooohh crush
(Or did she rate him cuz he was higher than Fritz in rankings?)

And I'm not even gay

>>149894294
i used GIMP with the color picker tool configured to average an area and then display the RGB value
i then pasted this into google search with the query "what color is "
i repeated this process a few times to obtain different RGB values
sometimes it said "dark grey", other times it said "red-brown or auburn"

>>149894360
He’s tall

>>149894368
Fritz taller

>>149894370
Yeah, but he’s richer

>>149894360
Some girls just find almost every guy who isn't totally repulsive 'cute' or 'hot'. Just like some of the weirdos in here who think Igor or Troonalenka are sexy.

Poor Iva :(

Fun fact: the DC open tennis ground is exactly 4 miles north of the white house

Disgusting men's matches in Washingtons

>>149894684
isn't that the autistic guy? he's living the dream

>>149894684
*austitic screeching*

>>149894684
Danilovic-Novak
Will have to root for the Serb, only did a couple times before against the Al-Catraz

>>149894684
>Iva and Brooksby
I like it

>>149894684
Current Ruud doesn't deserve Iga, as much as it pains me to say it.

>Brooksby has autism spectrum disorder and has stated he was nonverbal until the age of four.[2] He is named after racing driver Jenson Button.[3]
sounds based to me

>>149894720
>Lena follows and like the retards post.
Huh

Maya :(

>>149894684
you can throw juniors' undergarments at me, but this is the best thing they could have possibly done with the mixed doubles

>>149894812
genius move from the atp to get tennis fans interested in the m*n

Maya ):

im just not going to watch the doubles is all hahahahaha

>>149894708
Ghibli her

>>149894735
>He is named after racing driver Jenson Button
Kek what, that's really weird when you think that Button had only been in f1 for like 6 months when Brooksby was born

palermo challenger is super comfy and has multiple cameras
reni's match should start in ~1 hour

>>149894257
taking over the navarro empire
can he do it?

>>149894997
Yes

>>149894684
kind of funny that the sweet and sour emmas get paired up with those two

>>149895033
this isn't a cute thing to picture her doing

>>149895058
She was joking

>>149895065
bad jokes. very sour of sour emma

>>149895033
>>149895058
>>149895065
Yes I think she was exaggerating for comedic effect.

>>149891564 (OP)
Is it just me or does Emma look like she's in love here?

Stop it. Enough.

We don't need another Caro situation around here.

Was watching Opelka but switched to Sinnsation highlights

https://streamable.com/qiv00i

jammy on court, real soon
watch it at www.wtatennis.com !

>>149894684
Medvedev and Mirra <3
Why does beautiful Lena have to be stuck with that greasy yankee

>>149892912
but in this universe its carlos and emma instead

Stanislas Wawrinka

Álvaro Guillén Meza

>>149895440
makes me think of the big5

>>149894684
Literally /ourguys/

>>149895548
blasphemy :vomit emoji:

Bit hot in DC.

>>149895545
>>149895545
do we really want "one of us" to be paired with Iva?? she might not be safe..

>>149892148
>brains
>a Brit
anon, you are the daftest people I have ever crossed outside of blacks...

apparently emma was so chubby not just lon lon long time ago in 2020, 2021, 2022
but even in spring 2023!

bad homburg 2023, oldest full video i scrolled down to be found https://vkvideo.ru/video-212808533_456241564

how the fuck did i slept on her in 2024, what a transformation!

>>149895645
What's the worst that could happen?

>>149895548
Breh, you fucking know she's a dyke, right?

>>149895695
really?

>>149895669
well if it was me.....

>>149895708
No

>>149895724
Good :)

>>149895724
>No
Yes.

>>149895765
I'm a big lesbian too

Future Federer just choked like 10 break points. A worthy successor.

>>149893713
wouldnt mind rubbing some bellies

>>149895471
grim

>>149895887
Now this is a real lesbian

>>149891564 (OP)
Why doesn't she just DM him rather than broadcast this out

Reni :)

>>149895923
Because the entire thing is PR to promote the new doubles event, Sinner doesn't even follow her

reni did pretty well and won 6-1, 6-1 !

>>149895841
Who?

Rybacanu next on court

>>149895999
Rybacanu rolls of the tongue quite nicely.

I'm getting a throbbing boner just watching them smile and talk to each other

The height difference is funny.

>>149895999

Booo, bring back Boultercanu!

i like emma's dress

>>149894684
Are Reilly and Penus fucking?

>>149896093
perhaps

BASED CASSONE

>>149896105
literally who

The Joma sisters.

don't know about you, but i would like to have some sex with mihalikova

at least 2 STDs on court rn

>>149895984
Henry Bernet playing some shitty challenger.

This is going about as well as I was expecting.

>>149896134
I'd like to have sex with you

im feelin a cheeky 6-0 1-6 7-6

holy the crowd is PACKED for emma

they have no idea what they are doing, aren't they?

gorgeous thick and tan but smol emma contrasting well with tall pale skeletor lena

>Lena broken
>Emma broken
At least both are equally bad

Am I seeing this right, Venus williams just won a doubles match but Emma and Lena are getting destroyed.

>>149896189
Doubles takes finesse and certain skills.

>>149896201
Or just whack it straight at the person who's closest to the net can sometimes work well.

>>149896189
>Emma and Lena are getting destroyed
you make it sound a lot more fun than it actually is

they brought back the vag coolers!

this is the biggest let down since about an hour ago when based nig and kyrgios played

wasn't rybakina supposed to be good

i sound way more horny than i actually am :/

>>149896223
don't aim it at emma or it might make the court smell like fish!!

wow this is bad. emma better play better for carlos

45 yr old venus just won a match

>>149896254
Two years ago maybe

Comeback starts now!

>>149896311
Maybe Emma can get Elena back on the straight and narrow.

bagel avoided! lets goooo!

back from the gym to watch some RYBACANU

Let's go girlies!

wow those 1st set stats...

>>149896409
Very grim

>serves for the set
>doublefault
OH ROGER HOW I MISSED YOU

ok bros give it to me straight

whose fault was it?

>>149896434
emma is literally playing 2v1. AIDs goblin refuses to move

>>149896251
>kyrgios played
What the fuck why didn't anyone tell me

>>149896434
>93% 1st serve points won
Is that a lot

>>149896486
its a lot more than 50%

emma carrying lena on her back with that service game

this is a king crimson starless board right

rybacanu with the break!

>>149896530
Partial to their first two albums myself.

Y'all niggas really watching XX doubles when Nishioka Brooksmagic is on?

>>149896595
i committed multiple traffic offences in Need for Speed to get home in time to watch this

>>149896595
has nishioka made it out of the first round in a year

>>149896541
Good haircut for Charlie

literally it's all emma generating points

>>149896663
kinda feels that way a bit but i'm mega biased so its hard to be objective

my favourite shot of the match was a rybakina lob so she's doing something

If I was grug I'd be fucking girls left and right.

>>149894016
phwoar

hope she blossoms into a beautiful woman

>>149896680
He's a little light in his loafers thougheverbeit

>>149896256
chris
everyfing in diss image is wrong

Nishioka is such a crybaby

emma is so sweet <3

>>149896530
phwoar

was lissenin to court of crimson king e>>


earlier

in fact i literally just put on the song sgen just before read diss

>>149896663
>>149896434
propa surprisin diss one

lena is a wimnledon winner

aus open finalist

alleged good server

wtf is gone wrong?

emma also is us open winner

boggles

really nice winner from lena

>net
>net
>double fault

>>149896716
said diss before that british isles and perhaps some of the nordic ones are literally only countries in europe that understand like racism and that

spanish and italians have an embarassing understanding of what constitutes racism

>>149896735
CAM ON LENA

SMASH SOME BOLLOCKS

holy shit emma raducanu is an ugly pig. elenaids is outshining her

>>149894684
kek i actually feel sorry for iva

>anisimova and rune

embarassing kek

>>149893423
umm no one even heard the word beggars before i came along

>>149896754
cute

Kygz is cooked

>>149896811
Imagine if he cared about being fit

I like these frat bros in the Brooksby match

I guess there's a "muscle memory" with regards to shot selection and placement that doubles specialists have that singles specialists don't

which is why nicholls and mihailovka can compete with and beat raducanu and rybakina even though rybakina are better at tennis fundamentally

emma that was going out!!!

>>149896891
What is with ozzys and the Bahamas?

>>149896905
i think that's the second time she's done that :/
was a lovely shot from lena to set it up as well

>>149896908
No income tax and proximity to America

Nice return

>>149896940
dont worry it's just a meme tiebreak

>>149896932
Ok, but these things apply to everyone. For some reason it's always them and not other countries. I guess euros pick Monaco and burgers get taxed anyway.

rybacanu :)

>>149896952
Feel like Aussies will feel more comfortable in the anglosphere

did they poop together..

>>149896986
>amerishit
>has a shit fetish
checks out

lol how did their rackets not hit each other

Nishioka's forehand is fire when he's really hitting it well.

CAM ON LENMA!! ! YOU CAN DO IT!

poor ethiopia always the lone m*n's watcher

>>149896981
cute :)

love lena's lob

>>149897041
switch to the men if Brooksby wins the 2nd. Crowd is getting loud

>>149897068
>lob means forehead in russian
me too :3

>>149897076
only time i'll watch him is when he's playing with Iva

>>149894786
Jenson butthole

um...

:/

Brooksisties we're back

>>149897084
She's 17, b

Rybacanu :)

Rybacanu :)

RYBACANU :D

Elena/Emma :)

rybacanu :)

Lenemma :)

raducanu is uggo

WE HEAD TO A DECIDER IN WASHINGTON

Even from the baseline as you'd expect.

BROOKSGOAT

>Wu vs Monfils
kino clownfest

would make love to lena if i waa 6 ft 6

Katie ):

>Nishi shank overhead on break point
Will seethe if he doesn't break

no way this guys from ethiopia

funko alex :)

>>149897689
>>149897689
not brown enough :(

Only Roddick can save Brooksby
Commentator said he's 6'4 but serves 5'10 like he's trying to protect his stomach

>collins
Shan't

>>149897366

A nishioka fan, kek

>>149897996

Stop posting this fucker, can't stand this.doper.

>>149897996
Just like me (no ass)

And where is Fawnsecaca? Not that everyone else is here, but where's the next GOAT? What kind of juice cycle is he on?

Enema

They need to bring back towel slaves

>>149898214
>bring back child labor

sakkari :)

emma is the favorite tomorrow :)

>>149894684
so you're telling me there's a chance...

bitchy physio making the cameraman turn away

>>149898452
Dammmn. webm?

>>149898690
not really worth it

Lifelong Rybacanu fan here. Looking forward to seeing their journey towards victory.

corr

33hours of logs

shows how kermitted i am

>>149900000
waste

>>149900000
great post...........sike

>>149900000
Wasted
>>149899999

>>149896716
Love Yoshi but let's be honest, "let's go Sushi" is pretty funny

who is diss tennis player?

found her in the imagelogs

my god

the umpire in the sramkova maleckova game is sexo

like propa peak sexo

also just realized

woaah

sramkova kinda sexo
more so than that goblin faced tramp yastremska

cute

anyone try his cheese

bro just asked if anyones tried parmigiano reggiano

>>149900465
A V R A

still thinking about emma
realized she also looks like johanna konta, young conchita martinez and even arantxa sanchez to a lesser degree sometimes
not like i have a type idk maybe i do

>>149898452
CORR

>>149900081
'feeva

>>149898452
lovely calves and ankles, i like that part in women

Ackman should sponsor a 6 queens slam

>Veronika Kudermetova: "My dream partner is my sister. Foreigners have a different mentality, and this causes conflicts"

https://www.championat.com/tennis/article-6096872-intervyu-s-veronikoj-kudermetovoj-chto-ona-dumaet-o-pobede-na-uimbldone-kak-ocenivaet-svoyu-partnyorshu-hotela-li-zavershit-kareru.html
>and the mentality of foreigners is still different, in some places they do not understand us, in others - we them. In terms of actions, thoughts, communication: what is normal for us is unacceptable for them and vice versa. That is where the conflicts come from. So the dream partner is a sister,

what is she talking about, how do you think?

>>149900758

More like Christopher Moltisanti.

>>149901037
You faceblind

>>149900081
Bonga Bongavic

>>149901016
I think she just means that Russian culture, attitudes and thinking is different to Western. I don't know what she means specifically but attitudes towards work, affection, politics, behavior, could be different and require understanding and a certain acceptance of "we won't agree on this" or "let's not talk about this topic". Whereas with her sister she could probably talk about anything, including sensitive topics such as relationships and politics.

>>149900081

Gold digging whore.

https://x.com/DatGoneIt77/status/1689390020212236288#m

>>149901016

Russians are just a different species. Aesthetically and intellectually inferior to any other race.

>>149901361
we are just centuries ahead of you in terms of beauty standards
in 21xx your ancestors will look like this

Imagine if Emma and Lena started to develop feelings for each other hahaha... and they started touching each other more between points hahahah... and when they win the final Emma kisses Elena on the lips and Elena blushes and then kisses her back hahahahaha...

>>149901555
Imagine a World in which every kike is dead and all jewish children beheaded.
Damn that makes my dick hard

>>149901627
hahahha imagine hahahah...

>>149901627

Kek, krauts never learn from their fuckups.

>>149901627
Easy there Adolf

>>149900758
If you are into soccer, Emma Navarro's 'crooked' pirate-like smile is very similar to Kai Havertz's.

the whole vibe of Rybacanu is Elena is a shy introvert, unfairly ignored who simply needs encouragement, and Emma being the social butterfly she is, who chooses to not identify with the popular thots (even though they would welcome her if she wanted to), has taken it on her shoulders to help Elena by inviting her to play mixed doubles.

the Disney-esque end to this TV show is Elena and Emma facing each other in this US Open doubles final, and Emma missing her shot on the final point on purpose to give Elena the title

I just realized they removed the Atlanta SLam

>>149901703
Kai Havertz is prettier and I'm not gay
bitch looks like a raccoon

never understood the fawn over Emma R and Elena R nor in 2020-2022 neither still nowadays. They both are boring looking(plain) and mid. One looks like 12yo filipino boy, other like malnourished Slavik

>>149901710

RaducAnus is a recluse. Just watched an interview where she claims she is different than the other ATP players because she uses her intellect to solve problems on the court. What a crock of shit.

>>149901795

Kek

>>149901795
people subconsciously believe they're more attainable, so immediately reject the women they actually find attractive, tricking themselves into thinking they never found those women attractive in the first place (i.e. everyone calling Margot Robbie mid)

>>149901854
I actually wrote how my perception of Margot Robbie changed after OUATIH in a lengthy post 29 hours ago but the tab refreshed and it got lost

>>149901854
with rybakina this also applies to her personality

>>149901854
Elena is genuinely cute as hell as well as pretty. Emma is cute sometimes. Margot Robbie is hot as fuck too, so this all theory is whack.

>>149901916
you may well concede attraction to Margot Robbie but most men don't (Margot Robbie mid was a pretty big thing), and it's because she has everything; the star power of a Brad Pitt or Matt Damon, the looks, the intelligence; every cell in the mediocre male body screams "reject her before she rejects me". People look at Emma dabbling on her little piano in her bedroom or Elena sheepishly going from tournament to tournament looking like a puppy, thinking "oh... she may well fall love with me, therefore i find her the most attractive woman in on earth"

>>149901953
I don't know about that... No straight man that's seen Margot's hot naked body in Wolf of Wall Street would call her mid. Maybe it's a meme but it's probably just a joke. Also Elena has the smoking hot bikini photo that makes me neuron activation mode. I'll be honest I never considered Emma that attractive. She's sometimes cute but most times not really and her personality is kinda disgusting. I mean even Elena seems to me kinda retarded since the Vukov stuff.
Here are women that I consider hot: Natalie Portman, Keira Knightly, Emilia Clarke, Amanda Seyfried, Rachel Mcadams, Margot Robbie, Katie Swan, Anna Kalinskaya, Kaitlyn Dever.
All very hot and very much over my league.

Margot Robbie stole Jamie Presley's face

>>149901710
When do they start kissing

>>149901953
there's more to her being called mid
there's no way of knowing this, but i think scarlett johansson in her prime was considered more attractive, but it's not because men thought she was more attainable, but because she just looks mroe interesting, her face has flaws but they just make her hotter

>>149901953
That's a thing about confident high maintenance women I also wrote a part which was erased by afking to others tabs. Something about Bouchard maybe I don't event remember, day or two ago.
Like, women in high heels and tight dresses, women like morgs, kiki mladenovic, bouchard a) have they own charm of unneeded overdoings in make up, nails, styles etc b) better protected from creeps by being unavailable, arrogant and secure in esteem.


>>149901995
Both are not my type, like Kostyk and forgot the name of her pairing, day ago 9am Moscow time I wrote that my post was erased, we call "cмaзливыe", ah recalled, Kostyuk and Lys, so, they are not my type just like Presley and Margot, because idk idk there is some prejudice in me against such faces, in Russian they are called "cмaзливыe" and proper translations I can't find unfortunately. Russian tv host Дaнa Бopиcoвa 2005-2010 idk, Haтaлия Pyдoвa 2010 and Eлeнa Кopикoвa 2005-2010 , such faces, idk why but I'm a but no into them, I'm subconsciously more into Sigourney Weaver 1979 Alien face type. I also liked the main characters sister in Gone Girl, idk why. Maybe because I'm prejudiced against "girly girls" and I attribute better character qualities to the 'ungirly girls' girls. Idk. Not like I'm into le nerdy not like other girls thing, feminity is cute, I dig morgs style and self ironic barbie core with all that nails and lips.
And when watched Star Troopers I never liked Denise Richards cuz she was soooo cмaзливaя, sweet-faced idk! But I liked Naomi Watts in King Kong, Elizabeth Banks in catch me if you can. So it's not of hard boundaries.
Both are not my type, Jamie Presley and Margot Robbie, but after the OIATIH I started to like Margot Robbie even in movies where I didn't consider her pretty. Like I didn't find her pretty in wolf of wall street when I watched it before 2019, but now I kinda do. Probably due to projection from 2019 ouatih.

>>149901995
Jamie Pressley still has the better face, and better non-fridge body.

>>149902051
maybe it's simpler than that actually, it's that her face is more feminine - more of a diamond shape than square like margot robbie

>>149902081
she has a weird face, no?

We need a unviersal basis and a common reference points to judge a prettyness.

What we all can agree, i guess, is that Tricia Helfer in her prime, let say age 22-45, is objectively pretty, like 9.5/10+?

She for me probably has the most "right" face (idk of all the models and stars.)

she has such a perfect, right face, and not plain/boring in the same time. Just RIGHT. Like ideal, idk.

Zendaya mogs all these Timothinas

>>149902103
>>149902051
never found her pretty ever, nor in 2004 neither 2014, 2016, whatever
her nose, eyes, lower skull half, everything is not rated high by me beauty evalutaion

>>149902105
Boris you're a funny guy.

>>149902109
Trvke

>>149902109
i rate her higher now after watching her in movies, you can never get an accurate sense of how someone looks by just looking at pictures

I kind of fell in love with Daddario again watching the white lotus

For me it's Jessica Biel

>Raducan and Osaka at the same time
Who schedules this shit?

...people watch osaka...?

I warned you about the Rune Renaissance but you didn't listen.

Your 2026 AO winner right here.

>>149902541
we might be back

>Rune renaissance
Holgernaissance is right there…..

>>149902541
>AO
W-Why not USO?

>>149902622
Needed more time

>>149902541
I trust Agassi more than some PHD. He's finished. Over. Ended. Forgive me lord but even Dr*per has a brighter future than Rune.

the wrong kovackova coming up

Xinyu :)

scribbles light

Venus on court in ~40

>>149902830
yeah because it's the format and not who's playing

>>149901627
lol can't you literally go to jail in germany for posting shit like this?

>>149902645
>even Dr*per has a brighter future than Rune
Okay buddy let's not get too excited

>>149902830
they were there to goon to bouchard not for the ugly ape

>>149902830
>in ~40
But she's playing in 10 hours

i guess she's not that ugly when she's by herself but with her sister it's a different story

>>149902899
ffs. Google lied

>>149902930
my google said 10 hours but i couldn't be bothered correcting you

It’s a free masters for Shitz

ethiopia only watches m*n and venus??? getting the ick...

>>149902957
he posts about Emma sometimes but it's hard to tell if he's sincere

Katerina :)

>>149902541
Rune + Anisimova in mixed doubles USO is like the perfect storm of weakmind.

They are getting 0-6, 0-6 first round.

>>149902830
Volumes.

>>149902830
NPC's doing NPC things

I miss the grass.

>>149901016
holy shit

fuck this bitch

opinion of her gone all way down

>>149901114

>>149900829
who?

>>149901953
was saying summat similar about boris taste in women

withdrawn men want their women to feel inferior and suppressed

those are traita boris find attractive

he wants a woman whose wings are clipped

>>149902063
saw denise richards recently in old friends episode

holy fuck she was smoking

>>149901984
im actually quite underwhlemed ny your list desu

>>149902371
now she was a stunner

>>149903725
Watched this bird in the SF after never seeing her play before. She's pretty

>>149903725
i wouldnt be surprised if on purpose based on arynas recent tennis behaviors

three replies and not one actual.name

i know someone here knows

>>149901335
cant see link

>>149903753
wow wow wow
I didn't say or mean that, about wings and so on
Just isn't my type all these girls

There is a reason besides the confidence (of both) men might find high maintenance Stacy unattractive
Btf I find Tricia helfer, Hannah Ferguson attractive. I already wrote month ago about Hannah Ferguson and her swimsuit illustrated photosessions, I said I'm generally not into models etc, but she was so cute and confident in her sexuality half naked on that beach, that she won my sympathy(what a prize!) and I feel like I could love her if she decided to love me - loving her is very natural and easily done. She seemed like a very kind person, sincere smiling etc.

>>149903753
>withdrawn men want their women to feel inferior and suppressed
>those are traita boris find attractive
>he wants a woman whose wings are clipped
I do actually dig 191, 193, 196 cm volleyball girls, and if I were one's beloved bf, I wouldn't mind her wearing heels and sexy dresses and feel herself as she the sexiest hottest under the sun. I also think bfs job is for woman to feel the most beautiful and desired every day, fertile, tense, hot, a happy job it is.

You don't get

>>149903829
That's ok we don't all have to wank to the same girls

>>149901016

Russians are strangely reclusive and keep to themselves abroad. Israelis are very much the same. It's like they don't want to acknowledge you if you say hello.

Is it the language barrier or do you dislike westerners? Or you think they dislike you? Before 2022 most people were completely neutral to Russians. Many still are.

>>149904107
I proudly display my hate for westerns 24/7, what are you on about

Kessler is kinda cute

>>149904305
ayyy mccartney play hey jude!!! ayyy mccartney didnt i see you yesterday!!!!!! ayyy mccartney """Imagine""" if you were good at tennis!!!!!! KEK

literally no one in the crowd for nakashima versus quinn. mfs dont know ball.

>>149904305
yes, also a bit of caitlyn clarke in her face or no idk

>>149904107
i actually like westerners (for the most part) and can talk just fine, but i personally dislike the casual social interactions and find it tiresome to keep up the friendly-cheerful facade for more than 30 seconds. people (even here) often think that i'm cold, distant or unfriendly
but it's probably just me being autistic

>>149904305
Or not cc, but martens? Garcia? That tiny Serbian girl, iirc krunic?

>>149904463
>keep up the friendly-cheerful facade for more than 30 seconds.
Well in kasatkina vlog Russian girls are most chatty and most western girls are not. I would even say some are annoyed by Dasha but too polite to show passive agresiveness. maybe cuz of kasatkinas bad English and boring questions.

>>149904396
Quinn more like Quit because he's losing and should quit

>>149904558
Not many really like small talk.

i small talked with a cute girl the other day but couldn't help but feel her smiling was fake cuz she was working

>>149904595
Ask her out

When's the next Lenemma?

Linda :)
Anastasia :(

>>149904655
Tomorrow or thursday

>>149904558
i remember katie b being super cheerful and talkative
but dasha's vlog actually confirms the "keep to themselves" part, as her usual guests are mirra, lys and other russian speaking players
perhaps the language barrier actually plays a significant role for most people

and i just remembered polina's post-match interviews in brisbane, it was worse than carlos'
if veronika's level is the same, i can kind of see where that quote is coming from

Alina :)

Hiroshima :3
Quinn has a lot of upside tbf. Could see him developing into a Nagasaki tier player

Future goat Justin Engel on now.

>>149904752
(Let's go) Brandon won NextGen, what has Quinn ever accomplished?

>>149904759
Former French Open doubles champion Luke Jensen on ESPN commentary marked the Quinn forehand with the phrase "That’s the hammer! That’s the cannon! Unleash the beast".

>>149904684
I'm still not mentioning her whilst she's playing
It's still working
Alina :)

Is Engel the guy with the good backhand?

cuuuuuuuteee

>>149904759
Something Isner couldn't do

>>149904682
>katie b being super cheerful and talkative
probably cuz she is stacy and always were and is just a) naturally open and talkative
b) due to a) she in constant positive feedback loop [[i am sounding like a resentful, evny incel now here]] (aka people like her, she likes them, no stress or awkwardness etc; and the previous positive experience increases the chance next one will be positive cuz both sides predestind for positiveness due to previous experience being positive )
c) trained(not specifically profesionanly maybe, just lets call it "street-trained") to be positive and high , and it perfectly aligns with her brain biochemistry


maybe emma's N. chubby past(2023) still haunts her and she forever asocial now????

>>149904807
haha imagine if she leaned forward a bit more and put her upper torso in the box and got stuck and asked you to help haha

What practical and emotional problems will the height difference cause in their relationship?

emma N so cute here!! if i were hers SO i would(off the camera) just come nad hug her from behind so tight! (40 times a day!)
https://youtu.be/nYhTqBPg74w?t=1278

idk, she has such energy for my radars

>>149904842
she looks like antje traue here, a bad alien girl from man of steel, same eyes and eyebrowes

>>149904826
>she in constant positive feedback loop [[i am sounding like a resentful, evny incel now here]] (aka people like her, she likes them, no stress or awkwardness

>>149904838
i love rybacanu so much more than the cringe emma and carlos shit

What the h*ck Alcaraz is out of Toronto too! Just call it a 500 at this point

>>149904793
That's Moller

>>149904824
The American college system has never produced a true great

>>149904929
ah gracias. crazy we have to watch an out of the top 100 jobber to see a cool backhand in trump's america.

Friedrich is a fraud

>>149904929
You cannot be serious

>>149905051
Yeah those Stanford coaches took a mere pathetic 17 year old Wimbledon semi finalist and molded him into a REAL tennis player.

>>149905104
>(TCUK)Texas Christian United Kingdom

>>149905117
Let me know when Norrie wins a slam

>>149904655
The face of GAPE.

thinking about emma raducanu rn

Several professional tennis players have come through the U.S. college tennis system and gone on to have successful pro careers. Here are some of the best and most notable professional tennis players who played college tennis in the U.S.:
Men
1. John McEnroe (Stanford)

College: Stanford University

Achievements:

7 Grand Slam singles titles

Former World No. 1

Won NCAA singles title in 1978 as a freshman

2. Arthur Ashe (UCLA)

College: UCLA

Achievements:

3 Grand Slam singles titles (including Wimbledon in 1975)

First Black man to win the US Open (1968)

Important activist and humanitarian

3. Jimmy Connors (UCLA)

College: UCLA (only for one year)

Achievements:

8 Grand Slam singles titles

Former World No. 1

Known for his fiery attitude and longevity

4. Kevin Anderson (Illinois)

College: University of Illinois

Achievements:

2-time Grand Slam finalist (US Open 2017, Wimbledon 2018)

Career-high ranking: World No. 5

5. Cameron Norrie (TCU)

College: Texas Christian University

Achievements:

Wimbledon semifinalist (2022)

Career-high ranking: World No. 8

Turned pro in 2017 after being one of the best college players

>3 games in
>Monfils already doubled over

>>149905166
next time you aipost make sure to do some basic formatting (remove linebreaks) before posting it cheers

Didn't post-hip Murray win Washington?

Evens I get 4 more beers, odds I take the dog for a walk.

Eala is coming :)

>>149905232
>38 years old
>still in the top 50
He's doing better than I thought.

>>149902556
tbd>>149905258

>>149905259
>first class
fucking bourgeois pigdog

>>149905232
>>149905261
Gael has slid into the shot clock and boom mic so far and I'm lovin it but they need to move that shit out of the players' way. RIP Goffin

>>149905259
and I'm coming on Eala :)

>>149905259
smirk all you want in your first class chairbed but I saw your clam!

Wu looks shit compared to his best but maybe beating guys like Moutet and Monfils with luck will yield confidence

Is Emma Cuckatini good enough to win the 1st set?

Anna :)

Braptiste mad

>>149905873
Having acne and doing sweaty sports really don't go well together.

>>149905873
roid acne. test her

Any good tournament happening?

>>149905051
>plumber era

>>149905258
>>149905274
Fine I give up. Rune is more washed than Kyrgios.

>>149904838
>>149904959
These two together are literally saving /tennis/. Navarro could never.

can't wait to watch stroppy sexy Putintseva soon and cum all over my TV

>>149905901
emma playing so yes

The Phantom of Mubadala

>>149905258
>>149905274
they haven't even started working together

>>149904959
>I've got the brains,
>You've got the looks,
>Let's make lots of money

Again, about types of girls.

Type of girls like Potapova, Tommy Paul's wife, maybe to some extent even Morgs, can to go interview/podcast and say some shit. Of vanity, of desire of publicity, of desire to shit on someone, of desire to be talked about, you know the type of WAGs to go to girly podcasts hosted by same journowhores in 4cm makeup and big nails.

Type of girls like 1979 Weaver, Emma N - most likely won't.

It's not about clipped wings. It's about perceived behavior, intellectual and emotional temperance.

Like, idk, Bezos first wife(didn't check about her anything but she seems to be very wifible) vs princess Diana(can't stand her, can't justify her behavior). Or Kate M vs Megan Markle.

>>149906176
>of desire to shit on someone
i don't remember potato saying this

shall be making a large bet on emma choking tonight

>>149901016
Saying this after winning wimbledon with Mertens is prettty wierd.

>>149906176
keep justifying but sour emma is sour for a reason

>>149906239
Wait 10 years she'll become another Rublevka(Russian mix of Beverly hills and Hamptons I guess?) wife and that mannerisms and tabloid life will start
Amalie Mauresmo would never

That's why I kinda mostly against that type of gilrs. Lots of prejudices but is it my fault???

>>149906176
potato is actually a very nice wholesome girl (a level above moorgs, who is also sweet)
if you follow her tg channel - she loves cooking (and pretty good at it too) and talks to her fans from time to time

>>149906272
what reason is that

>>149906260
what did you want her to say?
>lol my sis can't play for shit, thanks but i'm better with elise
she's not jana kovackova

>>149906272
She is not sour, and that quiwenen nothinburger is vastly overexxagerated. And unlike what would Sabalenka, Mladenovic do, striking back in press conferences etc, Emma just doesn't.
Emma is super behaved, maybe she is not super nice and super kind but she is sincere quiet passive aggressive at max, not a slay-the-others-in-podcast type.


>>149906302
I have a negaitve prejudices towards women with Potapovas looks, simple as. Morgs mostly teached me to be more tolerant, and before her did Margot Robbie 2019 in ouatih, but I still beware.

i know kostyuk has lost like 5 matches in a row but emma being the favorite is always a little sussy. also no crowd for emma today..

>>149906535
>also no crowd for emma today..
why not?

ugh my dad is making me take him to pick up his car. don't win too quickly emma!!

Pink Emma :)

>>149906694
Very nice I must say.

wtf the stands are empty?

>>149906776
>>149906799
Very rude to Emma.

>>149906799
sovless

>>149906776
>>149906556
No one knows who she is in America

The space was there and Marta said thank you very much

Musetti back to being irrelevant.

both marta and emma look absolutely stunning in their outfits

emma's pink dress contrasts sexually with her brown skin

marta's gone for an all-blue ensemble (including racket) that perfectly compliments her eyes

>>149906872
>emma's pink dress contrasts sexually with her brown skin
Is it just me or is her skin looking better and better these days?

emma is boob mogging

>>149906836
But she won the US Open?

>>149906899
seems she's got her herpes under wraps

>>149906909
it's not very hard to boobmog her, even juniors can do it

>>149906919
Name 5 last us open winners women. Neither can American normies

>>149906987
For me, it’s her shoulders
U?

>>149904396
they saw the wimbledon match

Emmabros...

Why aren’t the DC/Maryland/Virginia locals attending the tournament?

>>149907103
we're back!

>>149907129
too expensive for what you pay for

Best Emma would lead 3-0 40-15 by now

that fan is blowing right into emmas pucci

>>149907158
Conceptulise the aroma.

>>149907176
la creatura...

>>149907129
Too lazy desu

Why is Emma Raducanu not a complete disgrace all of a sudden?

>>149904305
white girl lips baka

>>149905164
hate this vapid thot

>>149905259
bruh

how you garn take a picture like that wiv shidd on your lips>>149905873

>>149905873
looks like an infected in 28 years later

>>149906943
>>149906909
she get boobmogged but she can pull it off with rest of her physique and dresses