Thread 149894722

no previous lmao

shit thread

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

Yeah I'm a minorly athletic Indonesian uncle, what's up lah?

shit thread

JDM bodied Clitia Topiglet I fear

IT'S UP!
https://youtu.be/9W4mkGzBFHE?si=KJAyNtl1sdQggGXj
IT'S UP!
https://youtu.be/9W4mkGzBFHE?si=KJAyNtl1sdQggGXj
IT'S UP!
https://youtu.be/9W4mkGzBFHE?si=KJAyNtl1sdQggGXj

Just realized how nice it is to not pay for UFC since I can just get as wasted as I want and fall asleep and not feel bad. There's dudes out there blacking out every card and paying the full Dana tax every time.

I thought JDM had bombs in his hand

Paddy
Pimblett

>>149894782
It's not easy to knock out Canelo

>>149894764
Topturocord, is this true?

>>149894783
I seriously hate this du and I can't wait for this retarded project to get shut down.

How does a shit division like featherweight produce a legend like Josh Emmett

>>149894802
sit down you little mushroom

Chaddy the daddy will inflexibly feast on el chorizo

>>149894764
you know you've got a true goat on the roster when he's getting callouts from dudes tree toimes his size

>>149894815
Just you wait for Dana to feed him to a brazza and he'll never get a win again.

Paddy wants every muslim expulsed from England

why does ilia make them seethe so much?

>>149894844
First openly LGBT champion

>>149894844
He's orthodox christian
they have a history of pwning muzzies

T wood just drowned

>>149894829
the only brazza at 155 fled the division to avoid fighting ilia

>>149894851
adesanya was champ years ago b

>>149894782
the belal meme...

>>149894851
strickland was an honorary champion b

whittaker's signature win is derek brunson

why does ms schaub make jannies seethe so much?

>>149894844
knowing a 3"11 dude would heem you is blackpilling

>>149894894
mx. janny doesnt like it when women are posted

>>149894829
So he’ll be same until Usdaddy comes to cleanse the division

>>149894782
People think I'm joking but the beard cushions the blow. Even a slight cushioning makes a huge difference in heem power

Usman Nurmagomedov would get stopped by Drew Dober lmao

>>149894931
You said the same about Islam

>>149894894
Anti Meggsican racism b

>>149894913
true, distributes the force to a larger area. Even when the beard is all the way compressed it still makes a difference. Having a big bushy beard is literally meta.

we've already seen what happens when smellabore fighters come over to the UFC

>>149894939
Source?

>>149894931
whose usman

>>149894969
Bellattor mink

vicious knockout artist jack della maddalena known for his many split decision victories inside the octagon

>Mighty Mouse says that Dustins career had ups and downs
>Internet piles up on him, calls him a bum and starts picking apart his resume
MMA fans are weird

>>149895002
demeatrishit has naught a good win it's true

Recommend me some 5 star matches

>>149895128
Yair vs TKZ
Max vs Garth
Khabib vs Goob
Meng vs Till

>>149895128
Conor vs the one world government

>>149895141
>Max vs Garth
4
>Khabib vs Goob
3.5

>>149895158
Khabib vs Goob had a better storyline then NJPW or AEW in the past 8 years.

>>149895128
Royval vs Van
TKZ vs Poirer
Romero vs Costa
Choi vs Swanson
Edgar vs Maynard 2

I'm on some kirk lazarus type shit

>>149895159
non heightcut conor was a crazyyyy era man

He frigging laid down during the fight!

Kayla Harrison is an ugly fucking bitch that looks and acts like a man and her nose is massive.

Niggers?

Uh, the Florida Panhandle is totally bitchin' pal

>>149895237
Hunter Hearst Helmsley

>>149895239
They're pretty based and epic style.

>>149895250
I see it kek

>>149895128
Adesanya dricus

>>149895255
I respectfully disagree

there's nothing more dumb and gay than a fan of a particular MMA fighter. they always defend their crush like it's their fucking dad. embarrassing low IQ sport.

Clozapig is a bedpanhandle type nigga

>>149895271
What's this funny anecdote got to do with combat sports?

Why does Xi allow this?

Can you imagine how good the UFC would be if Dana died as a child?

>>149895286
You literally have sex with men.

We won't get caught slipping.

>>149895274
Everyday he combats his urge to devour dementia diaper dingleberries

>takes drag from cigarette
>blows smoke in your face
>takes swig of beer
>pours the rest on your head
What do you do?

>>149895306
Wake your sleepy ass up cuz you clearly dreaming.

>>149895250
Kek

>>149895306
Decapitate Paddy with my Demon Blade.

>>149895270
Costa Cannonier soon on these screens

Its like I said, fighting is like....a stock market.

DANNER!! YA FORGOT TO FLUSH THE TOILET YA BALDIE

>>149895250
YA SEE JON, PEOPLE, LIKE YOU, DON'T GET TO FIGHT AT THE WHITE HOUSE

The guy who has the highest stock right now is...Michael Bisping

>>149895306
Starts rubbing hands like a jew and then sue the shit out of you

I wanted to make a big boom in my comeback.

>>149895334
Michael Bisbingus lol

I am the Asian Shawn Michaels, hoenstly

>>149895323
>>149895334
>>149895342
You have autogynephilia.

>>149895340
You can be crass but don’t be antisemitic

>>149895334
A big stock you say

The hapa mutt in PFL just got exposed by some Mexican, absolutely pathetic from these ting tings johnsons, watch out if he shoots a school next

>>149895369
Its entirely possible.

>>149895361
Pensacola, Florida.

boom headkick dead

>>149895306
>>pours the rest on your head
That's assault enjoy jail dickhead

>>149895376
Hey that's where I live too

how the fuck does this goof go from being able to handle Wonderboy and JDM to do literally nothing against MVP and get dropped by fucking Drod?

Imona smash ye face in

Boom. Ragdoll. Dead.

>>149895280
Sniff

I don't feel so good. I'm also afraid.

>>149895369
PFLs on?

So whats the deal with airplane food

>>149895398
He fights too much

As he says "dont be scared homie"

>>149895398
Thompson tee'd off on him like a punching bag

>>149895128
GSP vs Bisping
Stipe vs Ngannou I
Jones vs Cormier II

Afraid of you, are you crazy in your head man? You'll find out Saturday night if Im scared of you man.

My current divisions ranking
WW
MW
LW
BW
FW
LHW
HW

Im not but somebody is...

>>149895462
George killed him with that line

>>149895462
You have sex with men (human and canine).

People like that get slapped where Im from.

Paddy Pimblett: Road to Diabetes

Canine men?

>>149895446
you absolute jeet why can't you understand the word "handle" and remember the fact that Holland did drop him but didn't follow him to the ground to finish him because he's autistic, everyone who ever beat Thompson either fluked him or held him down for dear life, even at fucking 42, Holland was literally the only one who went to face him in a striking match and caught him with a placed shot and not the springboarded right hand that took him out twice

Canine woman (raped bitch).

>>149895369
Inaba tried her best.

>>149895462
This caused Nick to get on meth

>>149895501
>he's autistic
no he's not

Are those the ones that are 'literally assigned male' at birth? Retarded fuck.

>>149895515
Xadame's father raping xer caused xer to get on meth.

Oh Sneeds here?
Hi Sneed!

You are one retarded motherfucker you really are.

>>149895517
Armpiggy.

>>149895528
Im always here nigga, despite the retard jannys best efforts

>im always here

We know.

Janny is a retarded loser. He really is.

Max on a stretcher with an oxygen mask

When i was born the nurses assigned me to be bad to the bone. *guitar riff*

Xhe's pissed!

Janny meet Tanner

Ironic

Every accusation is a confession and he is very afraid, sadly in fear :(

Armpiggy!

Nate Diaz

>Every accusation is a confession

Chills.

Who tf is spammy

Ilia Topuria was put by God on this earth to be the greatest

>iridium sports agency has a roster of shit fighters, Perez, Hernandez, black guy and Billy quarntillo
I'm very surprised they're still in buisness

>>149895596
Armpits and screenshots, all day nigga talmbout gay shit 24/7 faggot type shit

>>149895596
Some guy with OCD that makes oldfags seeth

>>149895596
Anyone who gets Xadam Tyla's DDP (dirty diaper panties) extra stank I'm afraid.

>>149895398
He took the last fight more serious than usual (which isn't good for the one guy in class that would be super good if he actually tried) and D-Rod simply caught him.

Everybody on three!

1,2,3!

DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!

*CLAP*

DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!

*CLAP*

DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!

*CLAP*

Cool Armpit tho

>>149895637
It's an armpiggy.

Yo...

ZAMN! BIG VANILLA THUNDER!

Casey O'Neill pitjob

Eyejob

First of all, I aint never revved

>>149895677
Please stop posting what you did to ya dead daddy's thang.

>>149895505
KWAB

Jake Paul vs Val Woodburn

>that’s assault!
If you ever uttered this or similar words, you’re not a heemer.

>>149895664
Dog dick diaper Tyla while farting out canine cummies:

>>149895705
This is what Xadame Drew of Pensacola listens to on xer Grindr dates with African-American transsexuals.

Naw fuck that

>>149895722
Your father and his dogs raped you.

>>149895286
sneed my dude you have to be such a massive npc to find this sort of shit funny

>>149895722
what if I said it as part of two other words like "that's a salt shaker!"

>>149895728
The pitbull when seeing Xadame Armpiggy's necrosing prolapsed steatorrheaussy.

Who's Xadame?

>>149895745
Someone who just got aroused by this webm.

>>149895733
Xer brain is desperate for any stimulation after years of drug abuse, depression, zoophilia, raped by father, and autogynephilia.

7 inches is very large

>>149895745
Clitia Topiglet when someone mentions Slamdaddy

I still feel bad, and scared. I'm going to lie in bed and stare at the ceiling

Sneed's massive 7 inch wiener was originally meant to play the Alien in Alien 3 but then there was the whippet incident

7 inches isn't fucking small

Well?

>>149895789
Penis too large

>>149895789
Terrible hair

>>149895789
Good opponents

we respect and love Sneed here
NOTE: I had to wait 5 minutes to post tjis and I effed up the captcha 4 times. Food for thought.

>>149895814
her name is dirty diaper Tyla

>>149895789
Adriano Martins

Joe Pfyzer

>>149895789
weak bamhole

>>149895789
He's too fuckable

>>149895636
This guy posts here? Very handsome

>>149895844
Xadame uses was/raped pronouns.

>>149895789
imagine dustin poirier... but good at fighting

A man will die...but not his ideas

>>149895885
chest piece has literally 0 correlation
this image was made by an indian

>>149895885
Pretty crazy geezer to model yourself on

>>149895866
Jean Silva is better equipped to beat Topuria than Ruffy

>>149895896
Conor McNigger

>>149895888
Yeah bud same exact shitty design on his chest but no correlation
>made by an indian
Your father?

>>149895916
>design
dont use words you dont understand
>Your father?
my dad is metis if that counts as indian

Gane

Excellence

I have officially disowned smlelal after this disgraceful photo with scamrot

>>149895929
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You're not that Gane pal, trust me, you're not that Gane.

Penis

This nigga a weenie

Disgusting sleezy greedy pink jew

Y'all must've forgot

Seems like a lot of white male fighters get their belts during the summer months

>>149895953
t.

>>149895986
>t.
nice selfie

*bodies you*

so is anyone in WW ever going to fight again

>>149895951
It appears as tho real recognizes real
GODrot

*comforts you after your stage 4 cancer diagnosis*

*comes for you*

>>149895993
Obliterated that orangutan.

*straight blast cum*

*tribs you*

*mikeys your musumeci*

a display of martial arts

*plays uma musume*

>>149896016
I panicked reading this and dropped my phone and now my screen is scratched

Derek Brunson in BKFC is NO joke

>>149896047
*comes for you again*

Hang on a minute *turns on monitor*

My skin really is all dry and leathery looking!

Lawler-Macdonald 2 is the most overrated fight of all time
I recommend you go watch it and try not to sleem before round 3

>>149895924
Its the same design sorry that trips your brown brain up

>>149895924
OHHHH we gotta a chugbeast ova here based

>>149896101
Crippled bitch kwab

>>149896106
really

Imagine being a retarded chaircuck lmao, couldn't be me!

>>149896101
why did they give him a real wheelchair and Tom on the little wheelie chair

>>149896112
Yes really whats up b?

is my boy getting flushed?

>>149896129
Mrs Whitaker is a peach

>>149896073
wait you actually think topuria's piece is old school?

>Nelk Boys interviewed Netanyahu

Kek

Put Volk 2-3 rounds Movsar and forget

>>149896157
wait wait wait!!!

>>149896161
lmao

>>149896161
the owner of the ufc? makes sense i guess

>>149896169
well, you think they're the same design, you insisted on it lol

a realistic tiger split down the middle with ilia topuria's own face in the centre with a T above it is the exact same design as a cartoon gorilla wearing a crown with a heart in it's mouth, it's literally the exact same thing

>>149896161
Holy Fuck! The Jews won. Hitlers rolling in his grave with jealousy right now.

>>149896197
No one speaks Hinglish here bud try again.

>>149896178
You meet African-American male to female transsexuals on homosexual dating apps and rendezvous with them for sexual relations.

Conors chest tat is a realistic depiction of your mothers

>>149896161
What the fuck

>>149896219
spit it out boy

why does Ilia have Borat in the middle of his chest tat

>>149896161
Who

>>149896156
Property of Zatdaddy sadly

>>149896241
I'm afraid zatfather is sterile, his own admission.

>>149896221
ilia vs zalal...

certified white boi hotness

gaethje's getting the title shot

>>149896263
ZAMN

>>149896267
free heem for ilia, pretty based

>>149896267
free heem for gaethje, pretty based

You just know Topiglet has nutted to it everyday since it was leaked.

>>149896267
it's the best option desu. patty and armon aren't going anywhere, it's a guaranteed sleem, it establishes a comfortable tone for a title reign by sacrificing the familiar face of gaethje, gaethje is 59 years old so it's now or never, and of course gaethje is the other modern bmf belt holder so killing him will solidify ilia's parallel timeline belt system

Topiglet desperately jelqing so he doesn't humiliate himself following in Conor's footsteps

Put my life savings on Netherlands

>>149896355
Tl;dr lil' piglet is afraid of Arman.

The nelk boys are just the new industry plant podcast after the max friedman experiment failed
Expect all the elites to move on to another random fuck who's the son of someone important when this one falls through too

arman lost to gamrot

>>149896366
wow! you solved it bud here's your reward:

Elk brothers?

>>149896374
Topuria has never fought Gamrot before

The nelk boys asked Netanyahu if he could beat khabib in a fight

Terrified of Tsarukyan

>>149896374
They are all ducking GODROT i fear

Fartman is scared to fight for the title, this is verifiable

>>149896386
ilia would murder gamrot though be real

>>149896387
first round he defends the takedowns
second round he finishes him on the feet

>>149896405
I think you'd be surprised

>>149896405
Debateable

Ilia would gas by round 2 and then get dogwalked by Gamrot

>>149896405
ilia has 17 fights ain't killed a motherfucker yet

there are levels that fighters like arman and islam will simply never reach

>>149896432
Tanked that shite

>>149896429
There is no proof that Charles Oliveira is currently alive

>>149896432
It hurt my soul to watch Benny get simulated by Shartman.

>>149896456
I saw him at Taco Bell

taiwanese boy... now that's a fucking prospect

This is what khamzat sent to Costa’s gf

Ilia and Netanyahu Montclizzy collab

If Arman is so easy why is Topiglet so afraid?

>>149896479
why are muslims like this

You beg forgiveness from the same vessel you chastise?

>>149896491
I don't think Costurd is Muslim

Heem

>>149896479
why didn't he say this when they were face to face at the PI

>>149896479
>dat scrollbar

fresh off the presses gentlemen

>>149896515
Costasissies…not like this…

It's white boy summer bros

>>149896523
I don't get it

>>149896544
Iceburg and I ain't talkin' lettuce

>>149896523
why do iceberg makers put obvious things or people at the top
just jack the thing up with the good lore and shit man fuck

>>149896523
McGregor should be on the bottom row nowadays. Also bobby green incest theory is really disturbing stuff when you look into it

thoughts on tapurio wife?

>>149896523
please add brazza in the green hoodie

>>149896564
Rumour has it that before 308 she insisted their hotel room be directly next to Chimaev's

>>149896523
needs
>Joe Rogan molested
>Rafiel Torre
>MVP's dad

Is it safe to mention Helen mei here now

>W-what do you mean pop?... Y-you mean C-Ciryl Gane m-moved to Bahrain to do a full camp to train under the p4p best wrestler in the WORLD?! AKHMED TAZHUDINOV?? Islam Makhachev's f-favorite wrestler!?!? The man who BEAT Sadulaev?!
>That's right, Tom... We're fucked, son, innit...
SOON

nooo not achmed tardinov

>>149896615
Tom simply heems
This is known

>>149896615
well yeah this one ain't scripted

>>149896615
didn't this gay frog lose his last 2 fights?

>>149896615
>poor tom... poor tom...

Gane’s been training with those brazzas since before the Jon Jones fight and he still got taken down 4 times by Volkov, he’s not fixing it at this point in his career

>Aspinall vs Lewis for the HW belt
>Almeida vs Volkov for title eliminator
>Gane vs Cortes-Acosta
there HW is fixed

Bangbrazzas

>>149896657
this poster is coping and shaking in fear

fuk u fagit

>aspinalladies will just say tom won anyway after he loses
whatever helps

>>149896615
>Gane downloaded brazza
uhhhh aspinalltrasxisters...

God I wish I were Lone'er Kavanagh's dad.

lone'er kavanagh
joshua van
ilia topuria
mexican pride

>>149896615
Taz is training gayne? Little timmy might actually be keked. Jon will be rubbing it in for the rest of his life if he beats tom via wrestlefucking KEK

>>149896715
You mean like Ganetroons did after ngubu ragdolled him?

At what point do we just tear it all to pieces. We cannot follow them.

hating Tommy is peak browncel vibes

>>149896736
>forgetting Kai Kara France

>>149896615
>its alright mate im training with rico. he would never betray m-ACK!!!!

If Gane actually beats Aspinall I will kill myself. We can't have a fucking dosser who lost to both Ngannou and Jones be champ.
The refs whomst gave G*ne that robbery win over Volkov will have killed the division even more dead than it is now.

>>149896753
Was feeding a cabbage to my pregnant horse today when i randomly thought that i could totally fuck up sisslam cuckachev

>>149896776
>all these world class training partners just to go to controversial split decision with pookov
Yikes

>>149896657
Gane had 3 broken toes and still outwrestled and out damaged Poolkov. You're right to be afraid. Tom will gas. Tom will break.

gamrot

Gane is a fake Frenchman.. A Frakenchmen, if you will. He doesn't possess the French spirit. He is a sham and a fraud and history will correct him. Myself, and Napoleon acting through me, disavow him as a loser.

Gane trains with brazzas because it gets him bricked up

>>149896792
>m-muh injury
- every fighter ever
Ngannou beat G*ne with a broken knee.

>>149896792
Why did you omit the part where it says Volkov got 3 tds and nearly 5 minutes of control

>>149896657
>gulp< h-he mastered all of striking in 4 years... by the time gane fights tom it will have been 4 years since he started training wrestling...

>>149896809
ngannou robbed gane*

you know a guy won a fight when you need an infographic explaining how he won the fight

Will Gane haters

Life robbed us.

>>149896764
i do remember when the most feared striker in ufc history sniffed gane's cup for dear life just like tom will try to do

>>149896807
Monsieur your clitty cage is showing

>>149896615
Everything is set into motion

Im worried for toms health unironically. If you watch his youtube videos, he's been getting brutally sick over and over

>>149894722 (OP)
Yup you can tell that a canadian made this thread

>>149896841
>lil ganey it’s time for your feeding
>*suckles*

The heavyweight division is less skilled than the WMMA bantamweight division.

Will Gane haters

>>149896887
Based Bogdan. A man you can trust. A friend.

This is really some peoples favorite fighter?

Fighting Style: Retard

Dustin finally won a belt :)

>>149896824
3 years in he surrendered 5 minutes of control time to Volkov so let’s hope it’s slightly better than that.

>>149896914
Not really no it's just ironic shitposting

Tomala Asspissnall gets the "my son is a 'tard" award after getting whooped by Gane

nobody actually thinks tom can beat gane

Tom vs Gane is this generation's Tony vs Khabib, these queers are never fighting each other

>>149896935
I reckon many are saying this I'm afraid

So glad this Gane meme will die after Tom murders him inside 1 round

>>149896935
why not? gane is a fraud

God hep me please God hep me...

>>149896919
Parmer?

Gane help me please Gane help me...

>>149896615
>>149896776
*gulp* Tomsisters this can’t be…

>>149896965
American kids are gradually growing more retarded many are illiterate. They are growing increasingly more reliant on AI which is stunting their intellectual growth

>Hey bitch, if Lil 'Joey can spunk inside Megan Olivi, I can sure as hell jizz on your tits tonight!

Rate my chat-up line. 10 years in Pick-up Artist school.

It won’t end.

No

>>149896982
What happened to the biggest arms of West Linn, Oregon?

>>149896983
One day you won't be alone

>>149896979
Our countries are doomed.

>>149896972
>23rd minute vs ngannou
little tim lasted 15 seconds against blaydes

/heem/ is so disgustingly non-White.

>>149897012
its just a tan because its been sunny, leave me alone

>>149896997
We have been gifted an opportunity to liberate europa in the most violent way if we so choose. Doomed? Fuck that. I pray for the collapse.

>>149897024
You lost to pakistanis

>>149897028
Levels

>>149897024
you're weak, frail and heemable tho.

>>149897028
sloppy shit, apturo topturo would have landed that right hand

Bro typed out europa unironically

I have a bjj purple belt, 3 years of wrestling experience and crisp boxing. I'd heem all of you losers here

PVZ has hit the wall at mach 9 speeds

>>149897028
>4x longer than 15 seconds
blaydes won the war

>>149897052
I have a shotgun b

I ain't a Tiller but don't push me

>>149897061
another loser who'd crumble before me. SAD

Ilia would fucking body JDM and shartkat one after the other, nuff said.

I just started my boxing lessons a week ago I'm confident I have better footwork and can destroy you from the outside

*gets inside*

>>149897075
lol

>>149897083
Boxing doesn't teach you shit you gotta go into dance classes like Loma

Ilia would destroy the Tafa brothers

>>149894722 (OP)
Where is the sneedvious

AIE SENIOR TAFA PLEASE LET ME GO I WAS JUST YOKING *ack*

Ilia Topuria vs Blagoy Ivanov on the White House Lawn

WE CANNOT FUCKING FOLLOW THEM

the topurias are the uchihas of mma

I will follow the Nelk Boys to Israel. Always.

The Touäpuria brothers

>>149895514
Joexander Roganovski

Käärijä Touäpuria

THEM STATUS: FOLLOWED

Redit really trying to memory hole Max getting heemed dead a fewn months ago

>>149895874
no matter how many times I watch it, I still don't understand what the fuck charles was doing
did he really spend an entire camp with the gameplan to walk into ilia's range and trade?

who will ilia defend his title against

GIVE ME DAT FOOKIN FEWN OIV GOT TO CALL NASA
HELLO NASA? LOOK AT DA FOOKIN MEWN

Alejandro Topuria

>>149897071
>>149897052
You're 5'4 and 130 lbs
I would kill you, not heem, as in END YOUR WORTHLESS MONKEY LIFE, with one hammer fist to your fragile underdeveloped skull.

I hate almost all of you.

>>149896615
Those opponents are clearly sandbagging thoughever Gane will still ko Tomala via 12-6 elbows to the nape of the spine I fear.

I'm 4 months younger than Tabatha Ricci. Is 30 too old to get groomed?

Imagine if Gane fights in Locktober sisters....my clitty will literally EXPLODE

>>149897130
You don't want to know

ufc.com still down. how does an organization that size not have it back up and running in a day?

>>149897083
Goofy
>>149897052
Stepper

>>149897185
Charles wasn't going to suddenly became a backfoot fighter in a few months
It was a proper gameplan for a terrible matchup

They will devour us.

>>149897250
Ben Askren looking funky

>>149896571
talmbout?

why do you guys hate tom

>>149896792
Turd Asspiss melts when a ligament snaps Gane will concave his skull

>>149896161
hahahahahahahaha
>so are you, like, crushing top-notch Jew birds nonstop?
>Yooooo no way! Bibi fucks, dude!

>>149897185
conspiracy theory: the thumps 15 seconds earlier killed his last remaining brain cell

>>149897252
He was using the front and leg kicks well then got overconfident

>>149897264
He's a bong

>>149897252
didn't he do a bit of that vs justin?
regardless, it's just retarded to walk into a much shorter fighter like that
he did the same vs chandler in the first fight and nearly got tko'd

>>149897278
This dudes low kicks must strip muscle off the bone

>>149896813
Afraid not. You need to study the criteria. Volkov was not controlling, he was trapped in a submission attempt for literally 3 min and was unable to escape. Had he escaped and got on top , it would be considered control time. The more you study the terms, the more it will click for you eventually. Hopefully.

>>149897278
>introducing first FIGHTING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER

SOON

>>149897208
I'm afraid i'd put you in a cradle and make you my bottom bitch tho. fragile sissy boy

how come tom got to skip the derrick lewis test?

>>149897278
wait isnt that ONE's bantamweight champ?

>>149897379
gay

>>149897380
war room meeting with the brass

me and my niggas rawdogging dee devlin on gang

The answer to today's (Tues 22 Jul) Wordle is "Burnt"

>>149897334
>blah blah blah
FACT: Volkov took Gane down 3 times and had 4:32 of control

Bunch of pussies

le AI xD

>>149897276
Jones created a monster I fear

you do gotta love charles and ilia fighting exactly as advertised straight off the glove touch. let the era of champions scamming the fans never return. definitely not happening at 319.

heem related joanna zanella schaub

Karma no c-chama..

>>149897440
Wow fuck you

>>149897462
>SHIEEEEEET DAS DEMONIC N SHIET AWW HEWL NAH OGFR

>>149897462
can you make one of him dragging bryce down to hell?

>>149897484
Rude.

>>149897477
Ultimate story loss. She was on such a run too.

>>149897473
The most boring outcome of the 319 main event would be Dricus getting stomped immediately which is what happened to Charles anyway

>>149897477
This lady is fer sure an firecracker in the sack b

BITCH IM THE MAN

Why are british boys such little sluts for BBC?

>>149897477
they should go back together

I just got hear come on with this shit

>>149897453
Sorry mate, this isn't control time lmao. Volkov couldn't break free and could do no damage. If he at least was able to do some damage, he could have tipped the criteria in his favor.
Getting throat-pied by gane isn't control time, I'm afraid...

>>149897541
average asspissnal fan

>>149897550
>Gane won
Many have repeated this exact sentence, a commitee of 23 real ones confirmed it too

>Baby factory
>Milk maid
>Raises kids
>Cooks
>Encourages you to fuck uglies
Yeah I'm thinkin Dee is the realist woman alive

>>149897561
>words words words
At the very best Gane grappled equally with Volkov, a guy Aspinall destroyed in a round. All those elite trailing partners to still be this shit lol

>>149897473
feels like a layup for ilia though
like charles has gotta be his easiest mu at lw and for the belt that feels wrong

Chin check every single one of you coward faggots.

>>149897634
Id use my words to calm you

Placate me and I’ll kill you.

>>149896792
>he had an injury inside the octagon
so what B

And chin-checkin' kids to make my point like an impressionist

>>149897613
Gane won while injured. We have factual evidence he already beat volkov more dominantly than tom, I hate to say. Didn't need to catch him early, he displayed dominance for 5 rounds. kek he's 7 rounds to 1 over Volkov.
LEVELS

>>149897607
she's the best girlfriend since Ghislane Maxwell

>>149897656
Id run and hide from you then

If gane beats tom I will leave /heem/ forever. Not even joking. I will literally take my ball and go home.

>the Gane simping isn't just a meme
>they actually rate this goofball
Tom 30 second finish.

yall aint ready for the next thread im gonna come out swaging and banging

>>149897710
>>149897710
>>149897710
>>149897710
new

>>149897717
>>149897717
>>149897717

good job guys

Two Gane threads you two should assfuck

Choices, choices, choices.

>>149897687
>Gane is getting worse
Lmfao

>>149896161
They interviewed zoomer Hitler