Thread 149895938

UEFA WOMEN'S EUROS
>Tuesday July 22nd 2025
21:00 England - Italy

SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, watch water polo, wear a balaclava next time you buy a baklava and stay Noanopilled

negru

>>149895931
Yeah, strangely enough Japanese playera always seem to perform better when they have a buddy. You saw the same at Sparta and NEC.

Now I hope Rav van den Berg shows up soon too so the defence is back in shape.

Estupinan to Milan done apparently

>>149895972
>van den Berg
Seems like a wildcard, not even the right hair color either compared to his brother

>>149895990
The Rothschild bow to De Laurentiis

>>149895996
Must confess I don't want the Championship, but the moment Reiziger came to his senses and started him for the u21 team this summer it was solid as a rock defensively.

>>149895990
>Cristiano Giuntoli is no longer there
Did it stop beating?

Alright, I don't even want new players, you could spread around some fun rumors among journos though... please do something...

Berardi to jewe

Pubill deal might collapse because his agent wanted 2 million and milan refused to pay anything but milan now even closer to sign doue which is what allegri wants

Sleep tight /serieayatollah/

>>149896149
Could you please repeat the name of the second player? I don't think I got it right

>>149896264
Guela Doué

>>149896291
Thank you very much.
Now the thread contains that surname the same number of times as the scoreboard of the last Champions League final

What...

>>149896350
Gattuso probably lost his shit

>>149896350
Who would be in the all-time footballers that look like Lesbians XI? Him and Verratti are probably locks

>>149896369
Raspadori ez

>>149896369
Cobbi jones

>>149896350
based Atalanta, they sold them his doppelganger

>>149896393
Good shout
>>149896407
lel, forgot he even existed

>>149896369
chicharito hernandez? he looked like that x gonzalez lesbian activist advocating for gun control or something, same height too

>>149896508
He's gone into the deep-end kek, fully took that Joe Rogan-flavoured "masculinity is under attack" pill

>Instagram suggestions is showing me weird Italian ladies
????

vanja vlachovic to jj

>>149896524
>weird
Wouldn't call her that, it's just that the fishing nets have fewer stretch marks but she's willing to give you crabs anyway

>>149896524
yo dis bitch is wearing a Telefunken

>>149896524
she either sells jewellery or is a local escort

>chelsea value nicolas jackson 80-100m
yesterdays extend vlachomeme schizoposter was a visionary

>diving midget done dealio t. agrestovic
>alberto costa - joao mario swap t. ternano

we need a pool composed of the most kosher minds around to come up with some financial instruments Calcio could use to get back on its feet, like coof gibs but bigger and longer.

>>149897003
>bigger and longer
Croatian penisbros... it's really over now for us

>>149897003
waste goverment money on calcio instead of ukraine

>>149896967
Mendes could at least bring the good Porto RB
>>149897003
Colonize Guyana (no one lives there or gives a fuck about them but they found crude oil a couple years ago) and reinvest the profits into a Calcio sovereign wealth fund

Goddamn 20 degree tropical nights. Giant rainstorm over Denmark right now and of course I’m getting 0 of it.

>>149897003
since it is the specialisation of certain italian football clubs, wiretap the leaders of the world's most powerful nations for blackmail purposes

The Adamo Luciano page CAN'T be that thirsty for interaction, why is he fishing for roach interactions kek

>>149896967
>joao mario swap t. ternano
Which one is it now ffs
Grimolli do something

>>149897177
>20 degree
>Tropical nights

>>149897229
Your boyfriend is 100% a Beta Male who you control.

>>149897291
He really thought this would be an insult :skull:

>>149897003
I'm already working on the allegro coin

>>149897177
I was about to post what >>149897241 said

>>149897241
>>149897405
it has been like 30 during the day the past couple of days
20 past sunset with heavy rain is insane

>>149897428
It never gets below 25c here plus humidity makes it worst
But yeah that’s almost like it

>huge storm to invade the whole peninsula in about three days which will lower temperatures to 27-28°
Mediterraneanclimatebros, we're winning once again

These are real gangsters!

I base my GOATS on hard work and longevity.

Tiger (50) Cristiano (40). The best ever.

I see the same type of character in Kenan Yıldız.

Mark my words, Kenan will be one of the greatest ever. Period, end of story.

What torrent client is the best one to use in the year of our lord 2025?

>>149897671
Qbittorrent 4.5.5

>>149897671
I'm still using deluge, not sure what's the 1337357 nowadays

>>149897709
>>149897716
Thanks, I'll check both these out. As for Qbittorrent though, why the old version?

Google is so worthless these days, half the time it suggests obviously shade stuff

>>149897671
nice try diddy

>>149896901
1. The striker market is in the toilet (Mbappe playing false 9, Lautardo and Isak are the most valuable at the moment)
2. Jackson is on something like a 8 year contract, Chelsea doesnt plan to sell him
>>149897003
Let Cygames buy the whole league so they can use it to promote their Japanese png gambling vidya

>>149897003
sell a crypto token or some sort that will give the holder the privilege of travelling and settling in mars

>>149897003
Unironically the only thing Calcio needs is an association that doesn't hate its own clubs. That's basically the only reason the Spaniards are where they are

>>149898761
Isn't that Tebas fella from the Spanish league shitting on Barca any chance he gets?

>>149898761
Tebas literally hates 19 of the 20 teams in primera division thats a lie

i agreed with duccio #3 this has to stop

also did someone feed greekbro?

>>149898776
I'm clearly Duccio #5

>>149898765
>>149898774
Talking shit is one thing, in the end they can do anything they want, register unlimited players and sell training grounds to the state to balance the books

>>149898808
I think he also personally profited from that shady deal where they/he sold 10% of the coming 10 years of broadcasting revenue.

>>149898776
Didn’t sound like it.

>Atalanta ready to offer Liverpool €12 million for Chiesa if Lookman leaves.
GM

>>149897671
Stremio

>this heat
>funeral in the early afternoon
I blame piracy

ngl having a pretty shit couple of days fras
hopefully things nivellate by the time calcio returns

>Galatasaray are preparing a sensational offer for Paris Saint-Germain and Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma, claim Tuttomercatoweb.

>100m European u18 record at 15
Meet the new Italian fenomeno Kelly Doualla

>>149895554
>>149895626
worst part is that in teams like city and psg the ai will buy multiple players for a huge fee (usually 60+) and will sell at least 2 of them the following season because the ai is unable to make squad rotations. That way you end up having something like pic related, with the player having like 11 appeareances and 2 goals in a season

>>149900739
where the fuck do they get their money from

>pic related plus 3M for Alberto
This can't be real. First Conceição and now this absolute retard who I wouldn't want even at my local club. We don't deserve this level of charity. Juvebros, if you ever need to whack anyone, I'll show you where the ocean is.

>>149900784
Blacks are more athletically gifted and I'm tired of saying otherwise

Alfredo Pedoualla

Business idea: the water cycle, but it's with Sancho and the water never drops

I tapped the wire,
But I didn't pay no referee, oh, no, oh

Saturday, August 16 at 8:45 PM on the field in Bergamo against Atalanta in the “Achille and Cesare Bortolotti Trophy” ⤵

the entity known as noa lang

>>149900929
dont forget failyenoord with their sensible transfer policy, as professed repeatedly in this here thread, spending 11 million on this

>>149900498
relegation edging closer

>>149901671
this is a player you arent spending money on you only sign as a free agent , failyenoord sell their best players for around 15-20 m

>Newcastle have confirmed the arrival of Sudarshan Gopaladesikan from Atalanta as their new technical director.

SAAR

kys grimolli

Pobega stays.

>>149902339
white pogba

>>149902355
Who?

dubs and we will all find a gf this august at the local sagra paesana

>>149902369
rolling for jashari to bbilan

*makes bbilansissies seethe*
https://x.com/journ9ale/status/1947044752836461052

>>149902378
Tare trying to buy Jashari and Xhaka is the ultimate albos scam

Igli Tate and Andrew Tare

Stunning turn of events in the transfer of David Hancko! Deal is suddenly off the table after all! No Al Nassr for him but instead an emergency flight to the training camp in South Germany for the defender.

>>149902481
>a third of a 100 mil for Bryan Cristante
scatalanta just have magic mercato abilities

>>149902481
>Diawara now plays in Spain's serie B
ADL really pulled off some outlandishly inflated plusvalenze

CAMPIONI NEL CUORE
DI QUESTA CITTA'
QUANTI CALCI AD UN PALLONE PER SOGNARE

>>149902481
>5 out of 10 were a success
Could be 6 if the nafri is good

Guys GUYS...
Estupidian

Estuprinian

>>149902498
>'Scandalous and unheard of'. It is rare, if not unheard of, for a club to express itself in such terms about another club, but the way Al-Nassr has treated Dávid Hancko has prompted club spokesman Raymond Salomon to resort to strong language. Feyenoord sympathises with the defender, who has seen his transfer fall through.
>Here is a brief summary of the events. Hancko had already reached a personal agreement with Al-Nassr and signed the agreement-in-principle when Feyenoord also reached an agreement with the Saudi club. Feyenoord's management also signed off on the upcoming deal. Assuming that everything was now completely settled, Hancko terminated the lease on his apartment in Rotterdam. The flat has since been completely emptied.
>At Al-Nassr's request, the Slovak international flew to the club's training camp in Austria. That's where the problems started. Hancko wasn't welcome at the players' hotel. It also turned out that he wasn't expected on the training pitch either. He waited at a nearby hotel to find out what hadn't been sorted out yet, until he was told today that the club had decided not to sign him.
>Hancko will report to Feyenoord today, which has set up its camp in Grassau in southern Germany, about an hour and a half drive away. There he will be reunited with the players and coaching staff he had already said goodbye to. Coach Robin van Persie has already indicated that he will welcome his captain with open arms. Hancko will be given time to process a big disappointment in his career.
Reminder that even if a monkey wears a golden ring, it is and remains an ugly thing.

>>149903176
Comolli…wake up…wake up Mr. Comolli

>Jordan Lukaku has been released from dutch club Volendam after only 2 days due to poor fitness
god I fancy a MaccyD's this week

BLUE DA BA DEE DA
PER TUTTA LA VITA
NOSTALGIA
DI QUELLO CHE MI FACEVI

>>149902339
Another torello taken away from allegri
When will The Palace stop sabotaging him???????

>‘A study was conducted on your Sancho, not on the football side, but on the human side, and a dossier, not positive, was brought to Comolli's table. Now the decision is up to him. Essentially, the negotiations between the clubs and with the player are done and dusted.’
- Lazlow Jones

>>149903176
COMOLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PLEASE

>>149903655
The synopsis of the dossier being: "nobody profits from signing blundersliga products"

t. dossier author

>>149903655
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU

So basically I'm gonna stop signing new players
I know… UGH I know.
I'm sorry!!! !!!!! !
It's just that I'm not gonna sign anyone it is all HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>Juventus, Conceiçao has returned to Turin: medicals completed and contract filed
That's your new signing jjbros

What does Comolli's office chair smell like

>>149904059
like teen spirit

>>149904059
cum cables

>>149904059
farted escargot

>>149904059
The once unassuming chair, now a throne of anxiety, exuded an unmistakable odor of fearful sweat, a pungent testament to the countless hours of trepidation and unspoken dread that had seeped into its fabric, whispering tales of unrelenting deadlines and the crushing weight of unfulfilled expectations...

We'll end up with more Battlefield 6 trailers in two days than Comolli signings in 1 month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgNCgJG0vnY

Éstupidoniang

Ebenezer Akinsansiro

Kazeye Rommel Kyatengwa

Finally, after many trials and tribulations, >we once and for all, finally got a new Bruno Peres

>>149904535
the nafri?

Pelvis Estupiñán

Paolo Negro on casa dolce casa RIGHT NOW

didn't know they'd made a movie based on /seriea/

Italian actress Margherita Loan With Option to Buy

Massive news for the bbilanese community!

Following the release of Firefox veersion 141.0, the following languages are now available for translation:
- Albanian
- Gujarati
- Hebrew
- Hindi
- Kannada
- Malay
- Malayalam
- Persian
- Telugu

>>149904742
>still no pidgin available
This is anti-riommers discrimination

https://x.com/juventusfcen/status/1947695636792414632
Didn't expect his Italian to be this good tbqh, the Portuguese accent is very subtle

Riommerseyside Red

5 piedi 3 e un attitudine

WTF Costa is gone

and nibbas still doubting on climate change

https://x.com/Josse34775797/status/1947685017964187713
New Vlahovic acting like a woman on social media moment is up

Cuckmano really thought hancko to al nassr lel lmao even kek told ya it’s not happening nothing ever happens

Ozzy Osb-ACK

He just died? Ozzy Osbourne? Wow I didn’t know that, you’re telling me for the first time. What can you say? He led an amazing life, whether you agreed with him or not. I’m sad to hear that I really am.

>selling costa for portos de scoglio
but why

*intensifies*

>>149905841
What colour is he

>>149905844
You tell me

>>149902500
I'm convinced some teams magically became money magnets immediately after the Neymar transfer to PSG.
I'm not even going to bother showing the list for teams like Dortmund, Ajax or Benfica

>>149905923
Frankfurt is the new one these days

>>149905955
>Check their most expensive sales on transfermarkt
>All players in the Top 10 were sold after 2020
>Their most expensive sale before them was fucking Kevin Trapp to PSG in 2015 for 9.5M

Are we watching the womyn

>>149906059
no

>>149905887
Carlo Conti is BLACK

>>149906059
>watching womeme play sports
>ever
ngmi

>>149906059
I'm watching women alright

>>149906131
Is she p-pregnant ?

I like bitches with fat asses
Want to drown in their crevasses

>Napoli's season begins with a surprise defeat: Antonio Conte's team, in their first summer test held today in Dimaro, fell to Arezzo, a Serie C side who beat the Italian champions 2-0. Pattarello broke the deadlock, calmly taking the spot kick after a foul in the penalty area by Lang. Meret sensed the opportunity and touched it, but it wasn't enough: the ball went in, and the Tuscans were ahead. The second goal came in the final minute, with Varela capitalizing on a clearance error by Mazzocchi to seal the win.

OH NO NO NO NO

>>149906038
That’s without Ekitike too, and there’s like 4-5 players in the team right now that a PL club will pay the big bux for

>>149906059
Women's footy is unwatchable. Women's tennis, track & field, alpine are good.

>>149906269
>Women's tennis, track & field, alpine are good.

>>149906237
I'm telling you man the Neymar transfer impacted the market so much

>>149906235
>Meret sensed the opportunity and touched it, but it wasn't enough: the ball went in
most erotic penalty ever?

>>149906235
>after a foul in the penalty area by Lang.

For me, it's women's curling

JUST IN: Ajax is one of the teams who recently informed to Venezia for Hans Nicolussi Caviglia.

>>149906506
5 please

gol

Arsenio Salotto is cooking

there's literal Champions League matches ongoing and this nigga's watching womeme play The Man's Game

like... bruh...

Sorry, I only watch games where I can spell the names of both clubs by memory without making mistakes

this nigga stupid

when did rangers decide they are barcelona?

>>149906235
>a foul in the penalty area by Lang.

>Klubi i Futbollit Shkëndija
>Hrvatski športski klub Zrinjski Mostar
>Breidablik Kópavogur
>Hrvatski nogometni klub Rijeka
>Παναθηναϊκός Αθλητικός Όμιλος

How bad are Rangers and Panathinaikos playing? Sounds like a potentially sovl match if it wasn't in July.

The trailer for Vince Gilligan's (Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul) next TV series releases in 72 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LCmtPdN_ps

I literally have no problem pronouncing these names since I'm cultured

except, obviously, the Greek name since I can only read the Latin and Glagolitic scripts

>>149906816
>Glagolitic
is that the latest Tare prospect for Milan?

Good thing I said "spell" and not "pronounce" then, but maybe the art of writing still has to hit Croatian shores.

Comolli has just reached out to Phil Collins

what an emotional response, I understand now your viewership of the womeme match

perhaps you, too, are bleeding at this moment

For me, it's Croatian incels

>>149906933
>>149906816
>>149906720
>>149906681
>>149904516

>>149906789
rangers are practically in shambles with half its players leaving or having left epl fraud manager also decided to field them like prime barcelona, panathinaikos have missed 20 chances and rangers are 1-0 up somehow

And fly fly it's known
Higher and higher one goes
And fly fly with me
The world is crazy because
And if the love there is not
It needs only one song
To make confusion inside and outside of you

Wait I didn't follow the mercato today, who the fuck is Joao Mario

you dont know what you are misssing if you arent watchin rangers panathinaikos game.....

some rangers player passed the ball to sassuolo legend djuricic, he didnt shoot while one on one with the goalkeeper rangers counter attacked and won a second yellow from inter milan legend vagiannidis

>>149907101
>Wait I didn't follow the mercato today
t. Jj board since taking over

>>149907136
>vagiannidis
she should probably see a doctor

>>149907167
isn't that what one of duccio's gf's had

>>149907185
Lole
Screenshotted this and sent it to her

Just received a /seriea/ screenshot in the university French Whatsapp group

>>149907286
Is the group a pain au chocolat or chocolatine zone?

>>149907329
right one looks like an Australian smiling face

>open [redacted]
>Raheem Sterling mention
Never closed something any faster. It's not real if I don't believe in it

/gif/ idea: Martina Creampiemonte

Everyone shall share in this horror
Sorrow shared is a problem halved after all

Mendes whore club ft. Raheem Sterling within the span of 3 months, how does Grimolli do it

I honestly think Juventus will finish in the lower half of the table this season

I'm willing to bet my entire reputation on this

*bets nothing*

And nothing was wagered

I haven't seen a team managing counters so poorly in a while

ITS OVER I WAS RIGHT THAT MISSED CHANCE CAME BACK TO HAUNT THEM

>winning by one goal
>just throw the ball away
Genuinely why? Isn't it known that you need to keep possession in situations like this? They were barely trying, saw it coming from miles away

>>149908193
>men's team's almost incapable of pulling it off in the current year +1
>somehow the women's team will
dude

>>149908193
sfinter was subject to the worst humiliation in World history right with PSG throwing the ball away at the very beginning

I have it on good authoroty that it is in fact "impossible" to suffer in Italy

Authority*

My dog was licking my calf

>>149908269
she is there just so that the dykes have a motive to play good and impress her

>>149908269
the only good thing about having lotito jr as the head of recruitment for the lazio womens team

>>149908269
>29
ok I'm impressed

>Apudinese goalkeeper Maduka Okoye has received a two-month ban for illegal betting, but avoided the far worse four-year suspension if he had been found guilty of sporting fraud.

>>149905277
based dimmies enjoyer

>>149908444
What a difference it makes to wear the Udinese black and white instead of the Juventus black and white...

how does it keep getting worse

>>149908462
And >we haven't hit rock bottom yet!

Virgil will appear at any moment now

W LA PIGA

>>149908462
do I even dare ask

ITS OVER

REFBALL

My honest reaction

>>149908798
no

lmao this is even more outrageous than the penalty they gave to Norway, this tournament is calciopoli tier

Sleep tight /seriea/

so is women's football the golden goose of match fixing or are women refs just worse at doing that as well?

I hate Brits so much

SWEET CAROLINE

>Kelly
Is this a sign?

>>149909108
They are worse otherwise they'd be refereeing males since they're already bad.
But desu itmakes sense to gift the final to a country that gives a fuck, relatively to us at least, about women's footy.

>>149909291
so it's a matter of having the teams that move at least some money and engagement to the end since there's no handouts like the women's apehoop in America?

Do NOT look up which FA's has the most vested interest in the growth of women's football!

no crying lads, your women are shit just like your men

only female footy innit

Hey Siri, how long has it been since the English men's football team won anything?

>>149909482
Well, explains their interest for women's footie

Do shitalians just whine about muh arbitro in every single category of every single sport ever?

Belgio give me a rumor. Don't care which Belgio and don't care which rumor I want to delusionpost

>>149909726
luis suarez to jj

>>149909726
Van Persie to Jj

>pays refs to win.

eplel strong!

>>149909747
Player, coach or both?

>>149909862
Player, considering the absolute state of the attack

>>149909873
When you watch footage from the training camp, his technique is still absolutely insane. The way he can kill a ball dead even makes the players go wtf

>>149909893
Strikers like him are really missing in modern footie, back then there were some absolute monsters as 9s

>>149909923
Don't remind me, we went from Kuivert, Bergkamp and Van Persie to Memepiss Depoop...

The smile of a man who has just lost it

>>149910938
how long of a ban would one get for calling a ref puttana?

>>149910962
Probably too long for how much it was deserved

>>149910938
The Slottian smile

>>149909893
Unsure who's my favourite Duccio calciumer between him and Davids

Mr Friedkin please
What the FUCK is a Neil El Aynaoui
I hate all these "french" midfielders
Literally not one of them has ever delivered
>Aouar
>Nzonzi
>Gonalons
>Le Fee
>El Aynaoui
Who else am I missing

>>149911378
>El Aynaoui
there's an anal joke in there but I can bring it to life

can't*

Post you're (somewhat uncommon) favourite footballers from the top 7 European football countries:

>Italy
Graziano Pelle
>Portugal
Rui Costa
>Netherlands
Robben
>Germany
Ballack
>England
Lampard
>France
Gourcuff
>Spain
Raúl

>>149911378
Roma legend William Vainqueur
>>149911744
pre-injury Stefano Sensi or Berardi
Deco
Huntelaar
Thomas Müller
Beckham
Trezeguet
Jose Gaya

Grealish over Becks if he counts as too common

Fuck I forgot Kone was Fr*nch
I apologize
Veretout was also decent
>>149912522
lmao what a legend

>Molina rumors
He’s probably finished but fuck it we take those

Warra winazo the troiette of the blocco rube&riomma

>M. Agyemang 90+6’
>R. Kelly 119’
grim

>Genoa is finalizing the details for AC Milan's Colombo, a €10 million deal.
fishy

>>149911744
>Italy
Zola
>Portugal
Vitinha
>Netherlands
Van Nistelrooy
>Germany
Bierhoff
>England
Gascoigne
>France
Thuram (the original one)
>Spain
Muniain and Valeron

>>149910938
thought it was slot for a sec

>>149913420
>R.Kelly
I swear you could make a compilation of teams losing because someone with a funny name scored the winning goal against them

>>149913420
Back in the kitchen now

>>149911378
ALll of those were legit talents even enzo Le 23milion fee, aynouy on the other hand has played like 12 games total as a starter and is 24

>>149913954
actual giovane by serie a standards

>Italy
Moreno torricelli
>Portugal
Abel xavier
>Netherlands
Van bronckhorst
>Germany
Christian Ziege
>England
Leighton baines
>France
Lizarazu
>Spain
Manuel Pablo

Third kit is up
>forced to use Mancini to show the texture because the others are all sitting or far away from the camera.
I hate white kits and I think that shade of green is a bit too bland but objectively it's going to be the best Roma kit of the season (grim)

>>149914464
Apparently it has both white and blue shorts. Finally won't have to play with some retarded not matching kit

>>149914464
This nibba looks like he finna lose in round of Wimbledon

>>149914477
It does look like a Wimbledon kit with the white short and no sponsor.
Have a complimentary Alayah

https://x.com/JBTFooty/status/1947640967546249672
>Grimolli is on the verge of buing this

Breakfast:

>One bowl of oatmeal from half a cup of oats, one cup of water, and a sliced kiwi mixed in.
>3 egg omelette with some grated parmigiano and black pepper inside.
>200g baked beans.
>2 slices of toasted rye bread.
>One glass of freshly squeezed orange juice
>One cup of freshly brewed black coffee
>Vitamin D3 and K2 supplement

I call it the poorfag's full english.

>>149914513
I just had 500g of skyr with some müsli ontop of it and a cup of coffee

finally got some frens to go swimming

big hot day too

>>149914538
respectable
>>149914556
will you hit the sauna after?

>>149914559
nah no sauna there. just swimming

New 3rd kit just arrive

>>149914569
habibi
>>149914464
>>149914493

>>149914513
>cucumber
>cheese
>3 boiled eggs
>coffee
>ziggy

>Costa-Joao done deal
t. Di Mertz

quite unironically
kys grimolli

>>149914599
>Sandwich with cucumber and salame
>apple and a banana
>water kept in the fridge all night

also gm /seriea/

>>149914584
I just woke up, okay???

>>149914645
What exactly was the necessity of making this deal

>>149914722
Gaining kys's on belgio

>Horror Safari in Sarajevo, Milan Investigation: "Italians Paid to Kill Civilians for Fun During the Yugoslav War"

just when I thought shitalians couldn't sink any lower

>>149911744
IT chiellini
PT pepe
NL van persie
DE schweinsteiger
EN rooney
FR evra
ES iniesta

>>149914673
>>Sandwich with cucumber and salame

ok i literally thought joao mario was the guy who played for inter a few years ago

I watched Joao Mario get mogged by Angeliño live last season and it wasn't pretty.

Turdor will fix him
It's in a coach's plan to improve his players after all

>>149914924
sauce me bro

>>149908325
Who?

the nationality of the var ref from last night? You'll never guess it.

>>149914645
wtf lmao
trading him for their 5 years older de scoglio
kys grimolli

>>149913721
>having to regret losing Pinamerda
ffs, maybe he'll finally discover his America

>dead at 27
greekbros..

(also he was in bergamo and watched atalanta)

I'm thinking pizza today

hell yeah

>>149915272
Diavola?

>>149915276
vegetariana, chico

>>149915272
waitress status?

>>149915299
You mean ortolana?

>>149915299
it's a woman's pizza

Zoom in on his face

Why do so many of the new players/coaches have the “I just shat myself” look?

>>149915486
Concencaioesque face

>>149915486
It's because they are COMING and the collective unconscious is picking up on it

>>149915504
I was going to make a joke after seeing your flag but I'm sure it has been done so many times

There's Milan vs Arsenal right now in Singapore

let's go milan chads

>>149915539
does that polish website still exist or did the glowies take it down

>>149915585
dunno I'm watching on Milan TV with a source totally approved by De Siervo

Allegri needs to pull off the biggest miracolozzo of all time to avoid relegation with this squad

>>149915609
Can you watch it from PC or is it TV channel?

>>149915340
*powers up effeminately*

osserva

>>149915621
tv i think, it's the official milan channel broadcasting it

Milan looking way worse now than under Fonseca kek

>Napoli are pushing for Miretti in midfield: the player could arrive on loan with a signing obligation or on a definitive basis. Operation between €10 and 15 million.
- The Marsh

>>149915790
If Gonde can unlock Miretti he can do anything

>>149914722
Jorge Mendes and Damien figlio di pittana J Comolli make some money off of it

HOLY FUCK ALLEGRI NEEDS A GIGAMEGAULTRAMIRACOLOZZO TO NOT DIRECTLY GO TO SERIE D NEXT SEASON

>Juve to get their own, probably worse, Ciao Mario
Yeah not even i can defend that

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Another fucking dogshit season here we come
Fuck Niggao
Fuck Cuntinale
Fuck Furrylani
Fuck Ibragypsy
Fuck Igli TARDE
Fuck Mongada

So.. this is the power of Allegri WOAH

>>149916562
Is Como the best lombard team right now?

>>149914645
Grimolli kill yourself, somehow got a worse player

>>149916562
Hope you know he'll sculate his way to the top 4

>>149916638
lmao no way, not with this team

>>149916706
wanna bet? I'll give you a (You) free of charge if he doesn't.

I’m back. Really unlucky for the femminiles of shitalia last night

>>149916748
>1. Inter or Napoli
>2. Inter or Napoli
>3. Juventus
>4. Atalanta or Roma

Bet your house

I cannot believe >we just bought the Moortuguese The Scoglio, please tell me that he's at least decent I need to cope

>>149916856
>>149908992
Whoa...

>>149916562
UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LE EBIL ALLEGRUS LOST A RANDOM FRIENDLY AGAINST A GIGADRONE WITH MILAN'S PRIMAVERA BENCH TEAM, THEREFORE MOTTA IS LE GOOD OK GOY

>>149916887
>Chivu fighting for the title
>Gasperini*
>Juric
dude

>WITH MILAN'S PRIMAVERA BENCH TEAM
>MILAN (3-5-1-1): Terracciano; Tomori, Thiaw, Pavlovic; Saelemaekers, Loftus-Cheek, Ricci, Musah, Bartesaghi; Pulisic, Leao. All. Allegri

Anon, I....

>>149916960
sounds more like a 5-5-0 to me

>>149916887
dude every top team in the league (bar napoli) changed coach, don't have any high expectations, it's going to be a shitshow all around

Name the band

>milan won the penalty shootout against arsenal
ALLEGRI EVEN WINS WHEN HE LOSES
NAME A BIGGER BVFALO

>>149917066
The Backdoor Boys

>>149917066
How The Email Finds Me

Nah man what is this

>>149917135
We can rebuild him

>>149917156
At this point why not, who even cares anymore, I don't understand how this team works

>>149917135
I'm putting together a team...

>>149917066
did Dybala become a grandad?

>>149917156
Considering he tore his acl once, you might as well

>>149917066
the guards of finance

Not sure if it's Peter Bosz or Igor Tudor tbqh

>>149915299
breh...

>>149917316
do you have something to say to me, tough guy?

>>149917486
my croatbvll cant be a vegan soiboi..

>>149915299
Added to my folder of moments a croatian "man" acted like a woman (273 items and counting)

>>149915244
is this the guy from eurovision?

True Azu main moment

>>149917066
>twinkbala
literally how your nonna expects you to dress up for a job interview

>Isaksen has mononucleosis
>Dia's ankles made of paper
>Floriani press conference talking about his surname(s)
F U N

>>149917708
How is HATO doing in all of this?

>>149917735
Coping by become another cog in the Chelsea machine

>>149917739
Ognello........

>>149917720
>>Isaksen has mononucleosis
does it mean he's going to turn into a single-cell vinicius jr?

>>149917746
sadly not BUT;
>most commonly caused by the Epstein-Barr virus
a true laziale

OH N-

Grimolli, where are the signings?

>>149917798
why do the flames look like ai?

>>149917798
The ultras did not take the merger of the club very well

>>149917798
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhbL9tHqTQ

>>149917497
fuck outta here, nigga

I'm not eating subpar meat on a pizza, I want my pizza lean I'm not feeding myself meat not fit for animals to consume, ham and peepeepoopooroni? miss me with that shit, homeboy

what losing a final and a league in humiliating fashion does to a second generation romagnolo.

The black slang is so fucking funny, like why does he type like that

Just saw a mercato rumour walk through my street

>In Croatia everyone drinks coffee outside and I mean everyone. And it's 2 euros or less for best coffee in Europe.
Just read someone on the [redacted] site make some very silly claims. The tallest men, the best coffee, the best hams etc. etc. etc. What is it that makes Croatians so prone to hyperbole?

>>149915790
we should sell them kurpmeiners for the same price instead

whatever, man I gotta go do my calisthenics

fuck you niggas, feel me?

>>149918020
Good thing you mentioned the walking part, for a moment I thought your rumour was about Milik

>>149918057
inferiority complex
>>149918109
please stop

If Milan were interested in the player, his name would be Nahucl Molina

/tvsp/ idea: Red Letter Media Best of the Worst but it's them watching games of calcio

Atlético Madrid and Feyenoord have reached an agreement in principle about the transfer of Dávid Hancko. The Spanish club wants to add the left-footed defender to Diego Simeone's squad this summer and now seems to be succeeding in doing so. This is reported by Feyenoord Transfermarkt on X.

After the failed transfer to Al-Nassr, Atlético quickly stepped in. The Madrid club has been interested in Hancko for some time and sees him as a direct reinforcement for the left side of the defence. In talking with Feyenoord, an agreement in principle has now been reached on the transfer fee and bonuses. The exact details are currently being put to paper by both clubs.

Hancko himself has long since given his consent. Last summer, he was already keen to move to Spain, but at the time, the two clubs were unable to reach an agreement. Now, that move seems set to become a reality. The defender has already left the training camp in southern Germany and is travelling to sign his contract with Atlético Madrid. Details of the exact amount are expected soon.

Feyenoord is letting any grass grow and is moving on immediately. With Hancko's departure approaching, the Rotterdam club will once again approach Middlesbrough for Rav van den Berg. That deal is back on the table and is seen as a serious alternative for the vacancy in defence.

It took me a while to understand that Napoli fans weren't complaining about the mistake in writing "authentic" itself, but about the shirt being original

>>149918269
>Having to watch Cremonese-Lecce on a monday evening

literally going to be me this season

>>149918319
I will be there

>>149918319
>When Chekhov saw the long De Winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Cremona and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter. From Creamonthese, it's Phil Connors. So long.

>>149918305
Athletico probably getting a steal because Feyenoord is desperate.
Fuck.

>Adria Arjona has been cast as Wonder Woman in the DCU.
We're so back WMLFbros

Aura

>>149918454
looks like the kind of pictures kids would put on Facebook when they were 16 but 10 years ago

>>149918454
the bright shores of Grugliasco...home...

>>149918441
what on earth are you talking about? what's the dcu? is that a wrestling promotion?

>Milan vs Bari in Coppa Italia 17 August

Grisi Milan??

>>149918454
What is he doing at Lago di Piediluco?

>>149917989
peepoopperoni on pizza is the best.

Pizza with Mozzarella di Bufala >>>>>>

Prosciutto e funghi doe

João Mário is the kind of full-back that modern football demands. Explosive, strong in one-on-one, tactically intelligent and with an incredible capacity for sacrifice.

He has grown a lot at Porto: he has learned to defend, to attack with balance, and to read the game. Born as an attacking winger, he has evolved into a complete full-back, possessing speed, physical strength, and lucidity.

And Juventus? They did what the big clubs do: they invested before the others. Modern profile, winning mentality and enormous margin for growth

okay, so what happens with dusan? he just stays on the bench a full year because no one will fork over even a measly 25 million to buy him?

>>149918685
Marinakis will ship in in 6 different containers

I was checking the bbilan arsenal game, but funny thing is new star sign Marc pibull was nowhere to be found

>Gatti has renewed his contract until 2030 at 3.1 million per season
>Mbangula to Werder for 10 million is official

Marcus Pibullius Cicero

Not a sigle good bit of news/rumors today holy fuck

>>149918713
I was just shitposting but apparently there are like 7 clubs after him, maybe he actually is a fenomeno

after being bought by Anon FC while on offer, Watermelon is delivering and promises to be the crack of the season.

>“Inter are well aware of his value, to the point that they rejected offers worth €50 million,” Giuffredi stated.

pio espo. intrasting

>Inter Milan and Mehdi Taremi have made a pact to part ways this summer, with several clubs vying for the striker’s signature.

based taremus leaving easy. 3 eplel clubs interested too

>>149918794
>they rejected offers worth €50 million

>>149916925
Lel I guess we follow the same account on the application known as X

>>149918794
not even Esposito's parents would pay that much for his ransom

if you believe Inter refused 50 million for pew pew exposito I have a fountain to sell you

Besides, how many fucking teams
>Need a striker
>Can fork out 50M, let alone for one that was playing in Serie B last season

This is just a classic example of journos throwing shit at the wall at seeing what sticks, except this time the shit is corrosive diarrhea

i think its just a number to show price. agent said it so i believe inter is okay with it too.

i want an italian yoof to decide derbies.

Maybe it was 5 €10m offers :^)

Watchparty?

juventus rejected offers upwards of 25m for kalulu
and a 40m offer for muttuidi

>>149918910
just because they say they value him 50m doesn't mean Atalanta will too

>>149918910
>agent said it
Agent say a lot of shit, it's part of their job to stir up rumors. What matters is that at the end of the day their client has a bigger paycheck and they get their share

miretti is everything copemeiners dreams to be

>>149918910
An Italian player that can finally win the NT an international trophy without cheating or refballing.
As an Italian I am tired of other nations laughing at >us because >we refballed every single World Cup and Euro so far.
I want to win fairly.

On the lowest of keys I would have asked for a cheeky Ngonge loan during the Miretti talks but the fact that I’m even typing out that sentence is grim

Camarda hat trick.

>>149918974
>I want to win fairly.
low test

>>149919017
don't reply to the spaz, thank you

>>149919017
Kill yourself filthy jewentino, only you terroni cheered when Shitaly refballed with the missing red card for Chiellini and the Bonucci offside goal

See what >>149919044 meant, don't give that nigga (You)s

Italy and win in the same sentence

Lebanon and existing in the same sentence

>>149919129
Problems with that?

>>149919152
Cheaters
Cheaters
Cheaters
Cheaters
Fuck you fuck you fuck tou

:skull:

>>149918876
>corrosive diarrhea
Sounds like grindcore band name

>>149919190
can literally count single strands of hair

>>149919190
a combover that began on the day he signed with Milan

>>149919190
oh fugg

>>149919190
I really hope he manages to make a few millions before it's too late for him.

>50% of my matches at Bushin are Hwoarang and Asuka

*puts WingsOfRedemption voice on* I can't take this shit no more

didn't the Italian who plays Tekken 8 here say he's a Hwoarang? motherfuck you, nigga

is it pronounced Comolli, Comollí or Comogli?

>>149919190
What a bvll with that combover

>>149919405
Christy almighty no lmao
I'm a Xiaoyu, I just AOP his highs then launch lole

>Frankfurt are about to hit profits of €345m in six years just from selling strikers - no club have generated more across the past three years, and they’ve done it while climbing steadily up the table: from seventh in 2022-23, to fifth, to third last season
The Frankfurt school, one might call it

>>149919434
How do they do it

>>149919434
is serie a the only league aware of >bundesiga defending?

>>149919442
I think competing in die blundersliga might help

>>149919422
I thought you said you used to play Hwoarang then became a waifu player

Hwoarang is such an appalling character, I honestly didn't know he could feel worse to play against than in season 1, what the fuck were they thinking, man

>>149919418
It's pronoinced Too Late-omolli

>>149919459
Yeah but that much in profit is ridiculous even for the Bundesliga, they have to have a specific tactic to make mid strikers score a ton or something

>>149919442
Have you seen the striker market over the last few years. Any mouthbreather that can manage 15 goals is getting +40M shouts?
Also this is the german league, the defensive high lines are in the opponents box

>>149919434
Theate raters CANNOT stop winning

>Bernal
Porco dio Massara stop buying people without ACLs

>still playing Ungakken 8
I'm surprised you guys have enough brain cells left to type

>>149919533
The benefit of being croatian is that they never had any braincells to lose in the first place

>>149919489
Most expensive striker transfers in the 2009-10 season

>>149919489
Might be, as far as I remember they play very counterish football with wingbacks n shieet spamming crosses at all times from wherever they can

>>149919545
Most expensive striker transfers last season

>>149919545
>15m For Freshwater
to this day one of the most suspicious dealings of Precious

>>149919601
there's a lot of demand but not enough supply, which means prices skyrocket. Look at the most expensive transfers for striker the year of the WC in Germany

>david villas 12 M
surely he was on the last year of his contract with valencia

>>149919577
Duran will always be hilarious to me because he was getting world class shouts and went for that money because of 1 single purple patch, he had 8 (EIGHT) goals all comps in that purple patch and it earned him that money. If Piatek had his pistolero arc at Brighton instead of Genoa they’d be saying he’s clear of Lewandowski

como bros

>>149919685
All i was able to find is hat Zaragoza, the team who sold him to Valencia, needed money so i assume he had like 2 years left at least

co Como mai

>>149919716
he benefited from being related to the band

>>149919748
hopefully they're this shite in a months time

Deutschland siegt an allen fronten

>>149919765
Also this is the list of the most expensive transfers for an italian strkers. Make what you will with that info

>>149919545
>>149919577
Games gone

die totalen krieg

>>149919814
>Pinamounts appearing three times
totally legit™

Murat Yakin!

>>149919814
>you used to be able to buy a Montella with a Fiat 600, a bubblegum and a firm handshake

>>149919856
Considering the way things how often that guy is on the move he might actually appear more in the future

>>149919914
>>149919914
>>149919914
follow for more tips on how to main hwuawei