Thread 149897314

UNITED ARE BACK BABYYY

>>149897314 (OP)
Palmer will play for United in 3 years. Bruno is aging and I've seen pics of Palmer in a United shirt.

>>149897314 (OP)
another shitty early united thread. you're on a roll.
and yes i am absolutely seething.

>>149897339
Good boy. Keep a count for me.

Any update on the Bellingham to Liverpool situation?

>>149897426
Tier 1

>United's longest winning streak in the league last season was 1 match
Absolute fucking state of this club

We run this shit.

Anon to Kill Self FC here we go

>>149897554
RIP Jota

>>149897560
did you go to the funeral la

>>149897580
Couldn't make it la'... was on the piss with Diaz and Salah

>>149897314 (OP)
I've watched like 5 Ekitike comps to gaslight myself that he can do it in the prem but it hasn't worked

>>149897616
Do you think he's worth the €95M that Liverpool paid?

>>149897616
nobody cares about your opinion

Manchester United have been offered again the chance by intermediaries close to Sporting to bid for Viktor Gyökeres; same as last week.

Clear answer once again from Viktor: he wants to join Arsenal, his only desire… he keeps fighting for that

[@FabrizioRomano]

>>149898103
Welcome to United Nicolas Jackson

>>149897674
he's a baller
my favorite thing is he can cross really well when normally he should be at the end off those
also he started getting good those lobbed finishes like Aubameyang. that's pure confidence

getting a new striker seems too much for united on top of cunha and mbeumo, might as well stick big Zirk at the top and wish he's fit enough so Hoylund doesn't need to play many games, new midfielder is more needed because fuck ugarte

>>149897674
I don't rate him but whether or not he's worth the money can only be determined after he's kicked ball for the team that's paying that kind of money for a whole season

>>149898103
Sporting are looking for any excuse they can get to drive the price up even further, aren't they?

>Chelsea made a late bid for Bryan Mbeumo before he joined Manchester United. [@ChrisWheelerDM]
that cunt boehly needs every player on the planet

heh... Big Zirk... the best to ever do it...

How will it work though? Fernandes playing more in the back with cunha as a 9 and mbeumo/diallo or zirkzee to each side?
I cant help but feel like cunha will be a locker room bomb. I remember him crashing out last season during wolves' relegation battle. As for mbeumo, im not sure how well he might do under amorim's system. Smells like another sanchez under mourinho situation.

>>149898333
cunha/mbeumo will play behind a striker, bruno will play in a midfield two and amad will play rwb

>>149898475
i hate 3atb so much, bruno should stay AM

so mbeumo is a muslim huh
based

can someone post the "ineos are you mad" image please

fuck united

Genuinely good front 3

>>149898103
Cockeres is so desperate to be a London rent boy

>>149898916
Literally top 3 attacks in the league

>>149899013
No nunez so not true

united will be lucky to finish top 4. actually its 5 now right for champions league
they've got europa league or conference league written all over them

>>149899333
They'll get 5th. I've seen it.

I would LOVE man united to win the league just to see spee spit it's dummy out. Shitposting about amorim doing on a shoestring budget would be kino.

>>149899416
i think they're a shit club with a shit manager and shit players but this does feel like a sort of random rebound year for them
think the top 4 will be liverpool city arsenal chelsea (in no specific order) and united will be there or thereabouts 5-8

It's incredible EtH finished as well as he did in the league for that one season

>>149899512
Rashford purple patch + Casemiro having his last elite season + De Gea being a world class shot stopper

>>149899477
Be happier anon

Hello, is anyone selling any shit players?

>>149899471
>United win twice in a row
>you think it's okay for them to be positive once
>then you read what pundits say about them for half a month
>you can't wait for /MUG/

/mug/ is eternal

>>149900153
Miss Craig Bellamy

>>149900153
i remember that >we were actually playing good football but was cursed in front of goal, broke the record for the amount of times a team hit the post in a season or something

Anyone else find it hilarious that yanited hired Ragnick to be in the top management to finally properly fix the club, and then just ended up forcing him into the manager seat after they sacked Mou for finishing 2nd in the league. When Ragnick then told them the club needed major restructuring, and that it couldn’t keep on sacking managers and spending their way out of the problem, then they immidiately sacked him, hired Erik ten Heg, threw out De Gea for nothing, spent 50 billion on Onana, 70 billion on Mason Mount and 80 billion on Hojlund in the same window? Then they proceeded to sack Ten Heg for finishing mid table and got Amorim instead and then finished just above the relegation line?

Like it is near perfect comedy. A professional team of comedians would struggle outperform the /mug/ story writing even on their best day.

top 4 next season (confirmed)

1.Arsenal
2.United
3.Villa
4.City

>>149900337
it was Ole that got canned for Ragnick, you're like 3 years out

>>149900337
What amazes me is how well Jim has played the customerbase.

A fitting kit for a cancer club

>>149900678
>1. Arsenal

Stopped reading there

>>149901086
nigeria?

>>149899512
spent like a billion

>>149899512
Manchester United PLC fans did him dirty, he was too good for them.

>>149897314 (OP)
BASED thread

>>149897516
How did they avoid relegation?

City bidding for Palmer is humiliation

Why would Chelsea sign Xavi Simons?

hiii /trans/ uwu
can i ask how you handled telling your parents about yourselves? :x
im so scared of how theyll react >w<

>>149901367
It was just a weak league. Arsenal managed to get a winning streak of only 3 games on two occasions over the whole season and they managed to end 2nd.

isak confirmed

>>149901500
Context?

Which are you lads applying for?

>>149901538
you don't want to know

>>149901538
They hired a tea lady

>>149901668
>Shadow football regulator
based, count me in

>>149901668
>Senior Policy Adviser: £52k
>Senior Lawyer: £59k

And this is why our public sector is shit, the wages at senior levels are like £20k+ below what private companies offer

>Mikel Arteta thinks that this season there could be up to eight teams who could win the Premier League title.
lol, lmao

>>149901846
Those wages are fine.

>>149901917
he still doesn't get it

Hope you're all watching are girls tonight

>>149901917
i'd love to hear him list all 8

>>149901531
Poocastel finally relented after he died and sold him for £120M?

>>149901948
Manchester United
Man United
Manchester United FC
Man Utd
United
Yanited
Man Chest Tar You Knighted
Burnley

>>149901990
>No Man Chest Hair United
Interesting

>>149902032
propa chels

>>149901367
Difficult to get relegated when you share a league with the likes of Southampton and Ipswich.

>>149902032
Bringing up the trophy you won on loan with a team that literally chose to give away £5mil just so they didn't have to keep you lmao

>>149902032
when's that fatso gonna sign for juventus already

Confirmation Ekitike signed contract and also snubbed 3 other PL clubs

>>149902259
bonana bros we win again

>>149902259
>their goalkeeper conundrum
...of their own making

it’s over

Anything less than winning the league ans UCL for Liverpool this coming season is an embarrassing failure after they've spent over 500 million in a single summer.

Imagine your club never having won the Champions league a single time and posting that. Lol.

>Sporting only want to sell Gyokeres to Manchester United despite the player's wishes to join Arsenal

If Arsenal want him they're gonna have to pay up BIG.

>>149902472
already debunked
Sporting just haggling for every pound they can get their greedy hands on.

>>149902511
>debunked
You wish, arsewog.

>>149902449
>your club
Don't think any ROI club have ever won it

>>149902511
>greedy hands
So Sporting should just sell him to Arsenal for €0 so it keeps foreign bandwagoners like you happy?

>>149902529
>So Sporting should just sell him to Arsenal for €0 so it keeps foreign bandwagoners like you happy?
yes

>>149901538
They just signed Ugarte

>Granit Xhaka informs Bayer Leverkusen he only wants to join Sunderland as club-to-club talks continue.
Fucking lol

>>149902559
They're probably offering him a 5 year 80k/y contract. Can't blame him

BIG NEWS UNITED BROS

>Manchester United ARE NOT in for Nicholas Jackson
[Ben Jacobs]
>Manchester United are aiming for 3 more signings this summer. A striker, defensive midfielder, and goalkeeper.
[David Ornstein]

Hugo Ekitike Deal Broken down

Fee
>90M guaranteed
>5M add ons

Wage
>250K/week

>>149902559
Why didn't Arsenal bring him back instead of blowing £70m on Scoobymendi and Norgaard?

>>149901500
it makes me laugh every time. my favourite part is how they're all clearly london africans too, because of how they speak.

>>149902607
He's washed, will be fine in the Championship when Sunderland get relegated

>>149902547
>Put price tag £100m when City asked about MGB
>City wasn't even put a bid, just straight run to Cherki
>now this
This greek guy should own a Serie-A club with this kind of attitude.

>>149902527
>>149902529
yes
>>149902547
top kek
>>149902584
nice Unitedbros, big summer ahead
>>149902594
>close to a hundred million for another Blundesliga fraud
big uff, Liverpool got proper rinsed

>>149902594
He's literally in the middle of his medical right now lol

>>149902665
Lelpool have gone mad

Etikite looks like a fucking lanklet, he will get fucking murdered by brave arry maguire

New Eddie Howe quotes regarding Isak:

“We love him as a player, we love him as a person and we want him to stay.

I'd never give that guarantee to anyone because I've been in football long enough to know that I could end up looking very silly so I won't do that.

The desire from everyone to keep him is as strong as it could be so fingers crossed that will happen for us."

>>149902773
Maguire is a unit tbf. Likely Mikel Antonio said Maguire held him mid air and he weighs like 95kg.

>>149902791
Do you think it's difficult to lift and hold a 95kg man? lol

>>149902819
To catch him in mid air? Yes.

Picking up 95kg isn't hard but essentially curling it is.

>>149902852
That's not what a curl is lol. You have to actually do the "curl" part of a curl for it to be a curl. Otherwise it's just a princess carry.

>>149902791
You know Maguire reportedly cucked Onana

>>149902547
Why are they seething so much of a 60m bid?
That's very good money for MGW

>>149898103
>he wants to join Arsenal, his only desire…
For how long is this going to drag on?

Isak training alone

>>149902961
>three people in the picture
hmm

>>149902955
until Arsenal stop demanding unachievable add-ons like winning trophies

>>149902961
Isak is the one in the grey, the one with him is a coach

>>149903100
Meant for >>149902977

>>149902955
not too long now
>[Fabrizio Eomano] BREAKING: Viktor Gyökeres to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved. Sporting accept last bid from Arsenal for €63.5m plus €10m, agent will reduce his commission. Gyökeres will sign five year deal at #AFC. He ONLY wanted Arsenal.

Ornstein also confirmed it

So 70 million pounds sterling lol

>City Football Group's ESTAC Troyes are set to earn €9.4M from Bryan Mbeumo’s €81M move to Manchester United from Brentford; €7.4M from sell-on clause profit, €2M in training compensation and solidarity payments.
Pay up piggy

>>149903137
About time really.

Arsenal have made the best signings this window

>>149903231
MANURE CUSTOMER SEETHING

>>149903137
OHNONONO UNITED SISTERS
I WAS TOLD GYOKERES ONLY WANTED UNITED! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN??

so do I have to break the Enzo Fernandez news to you guys or what?

>>149903293
who?

>>149903157
Liverpool paid the release clause.

>>149903324
this is going to be trickier than I thought

>>149903291
you're a grown man lol

>>149903390
you are seething

That Portugalfag deleted the Gyokeres to United thread lmao.

BREAKING: Liverpool have attempted a last minute hijack on Gyökeres!

[Fabrizio Romano]

>>149901846
In the U.S. you usually trade guaranteed "safe" employment for pay so some people can get away w/ being lazy as shit and still keep their roles.

>>149903522
>lying on the internet

uh, united sisters? I thought Garnacho was the future?

Arteta is a fraud
Berta is approaching fraud status

>>149903589
Todd... don't think about it

>>149903589
this is why you dont trust womens opinions

Wissa on the move. He's left Brentford's training camp

>>149903137
>ONLY wanted Arsenal

>149 posts
>50% are about Arsenal

>>149902559
is this the ten hag effect at work?

The Slayer of Stoke City
The Predator of Preston North End

>>149904410
Haalands greatest nemesis.

Ten Haag flopped
So Slot could fly

>>149904414
Just reminded me of when the media tried to force a rivalry between Darwin and Haaland after they tried to convince everyone there was a rivalry between Liverpool and City.

>>149904461
Are there any real rivalries anymore besides Arsenal-Tottenham, Manchester clubs, and Newcastle-Sunderland?

>>149904475
nope got 'em all

>>149904475
>>149904461
I’m an idiot should have added Merseyside derby as well

>>149904475
Not really other than the old (real) ones. Liverpool and Everton you missed and I suppose you can Liverpool and United if you like.
It's all dogshit pushed by Sky like Palace and Brighton now. Grim.

>>149904475
No rivalry between Arsenal and Chelsea?

>>149904310
That's a cool photo

United have dodged a bullet here. Gyokeres seems to have an awful unprofessional attitude.

From several sources he's thrown a bitch fit about Sporting wanting a decent fee and refusing to train. What a child.

>>149904503
that would be considered a marquee matchup

>>149904518
It was more that he had one of those "gentleman's agreements" with the Sporting director, who then kept stringing him along. Had to throw a fit and refuse to go back to make it clear as day for them that he had to make the move this year.

>>149904503
Not at all as Arsenal continue to buy their castoffs. I think the (((American owners))) have some shady business dealings between them

>>149904549
Gentleman's Agreement is worth nothing. If it wasn't in a contract he has no right to complain.

Reminder: Gyokeres had a Gentleman's Agreement to join Amorim at United but changed his mind.

Very hypocritical.

Gyokeres for 73m is a better deal than ekitike for 95m imo. Galatasary are getting the best deal of the window with extremely favourable terms for osimhen. That's assuming these other guys aren't also being paid for in instalments.

>>149904592
Good deal on paper but he obviously has mentality problems. Might get Arsenal another 2nd place.

>>149904592
wow a better player for cheaper is a better deal, really bald statement

>>149904599
>>149904518
Absolutely seething from getting snubbed multiple times

>>149904567
Of course, gentleman's agreements are just a meme but I get where he's coming from. In his prime with one last chance to play on the big stage. Is he gonna go to Utd to have a chance at getting top 6 in a good season?

>>149904601
>bald statement

>>149904613
I get that but the reaction he had to Sporting not keeping to their word when he himself has gone back on his. Very strange behaviour.

Where are they all gonna play?

How much is Diaz worth?
I haven't watched a lot of Leberpool games last season but I've also never really noticed him

>>149904681
£40m winger

>>149904681
Like Gakpo he's massively overrated because he plays for Liverpool. Barnes tier stats last season.

>>149904681
he's the best left wing in the premier league
uncertain how much this means because the overall quality of left wings is poor
he's worth whatever liverpool want for him, he won't be sold if no one meets their valuation

>>149904685
>>149904689
So Bayern is getting fleeced at €75m?

>>149904701
They're paying a premium but he's not actually a bad player even if that's overpriced

>>149904681
I think most Liverpool fans would be happy if Ekitike slotted in and performed at his level over the next couple of years (hoping he will then improve with Time), so on that basis, and considering Diaz is what 28 years old? I guess £50m+. He’s capable of being a proper disruptive attacker, maybe even having impact like Suarez in the right team, sometimes I think he could even reach a level just short of the GOAT Suarez that nearly dragged Liverpool to winning the league or that broke every record with MSN

>>149904700
It looks like Bayern are determined to buy Diaz and they've set their limit at €75m. The last offer was €67m, that's when Liverpool started negotiating with Bayern.
I'm guessing Liverpool will buy Rodrygo for €90m-100m to replace Diaz

>>149904701
You know how much Liverpool keep getting their pants pulled down by Bundes teams? Liverpool are doing that to Bayern if it goes through.

>>149904718
What about Diaz' attitude? He looks like an even bigger cunt than Suarez. I would be genuinely surprised if he wasn't locker room cancer

>>149904760
other than he doesn't really speak very good english i don't think there's any indication he'd be bad to have around
he certainly contributes a lot of pitch defensively as well as going forward

>>149904760
>>149904681
He's not usually a cunt or locker room cancer, he's never caused issues before at Liverpool.

He hasn't been the same since hurting his knee a couple years ago, but he's still a good player. He just doesn't score consistently enough goals but he works hard

>>149904775
>>149904760
Also im probably underselling him a bit just saying hes good

He wont hit salah/mane numbers like they did at Liverpool, but he will get you 10-15 goals across the season

Hes a CL level wide forward, imo an upgrade on likes of Coman, Gnabry that were at Bayern but not on the level of Musiala

>>149904767
>>149904775
Thanks friends. I still hope the deal doesn't go through

>>149904668
This guy has some of the worst opinions lmao

>>149898916
should light up the championship

>>149904840
Think you're funny?

None of you realise what amorim is building.

>>149904809
The biggest issue is Diaz age. He won't have any resale value and Bayern has too many overpaid shitters who are sitting out their contract as is. Diaz will probably be no different than Gnabry or Coman in 2-3 years

>>149904849
Absolute bait or delusion

Another one to add to the rejected folder

>>149904775
He wasn't at Jota's funeral. Either he is a cunt or a complete mercenary

>>149904871
and they were so close too, can't believe they didn't get it across the line

luv me some good Arsenal transfers
now someone pls buy Martinelli

Wissa to Newcastle here we go!

>>149904884
How many coworker funerals have you been to?

when you hear rejected FC you think of _____?

>>149904969
The rest of the team was there

>>149904884
Not attending a brother murderer's funeral is actually more classy than attending it

>>149904991
Liverpool - Tottenham - United

in that order

>>149904991
newcastle

>>149904991
got to be manure

>>149904991
Tottenham. They got rejected by 8 coaches before settle with Ange.

>>149904991
Liverpool. No big club has been rejected by as many players as them.

I swear to god that Diaz was a 5'9 midget when he arrived and last season he was 6'1, wtf happened? Hadron collider?

>>149904991
Livershite. Got rejected by Bellingham, Caicedo, Lavia, Tchouameni and someone else in the same window

Steak pie, mash, peas and gravy at Wigan Athletic

£7

https://twitter.com/JosimarFotball/status/1947300926345113874

>Leicester were set to unveil their kit for the new season last week, but the announcement was postponed. Was it because their new sponsor KBET is a hitherto unknown – and illegal – online bookmaker?

How the fuck did they not learn from last season?

>>149904991
me

>>149904940
Wissa and Mbeumo are notching without each other.

>>149905222
very bad typo

>>149905222
What are they notching without each other, pieces of wood?

>>149905222
ESL moment

Just another notch on my wissa
https://youtu.be/jP2EvSNHqh0

whom?

>>149905263
>>149905288
KEK

>>149904991
it's been funny watching Newcastle try to compete with the big clubs

>>149904681
Best LW in the league. He's one of our best players and anyone who says otherwise is a retard or an ABL.
There's no "attitude", he just doesn't speak English so looks quiet and confused all the time.
If they're saying Rodrygo is €100m then Diaz should be similar, maybe knock a few quid off because he's a couple years older.

>>149897426
Shut up 190 lol.

liverpool is unironically a one man team (salah) and anyone who says otherwise is a retard

>>149905091
I bet that's a deceptive bowl size wise. But looks tasty.

>>149905372
name a keeper or centre back you'd rather have in your team than liverpool's

>>149905381
Raya, since he has won two golden gloves in a row. Gabriel and Saliba, who conceded the least amount of goals last year. If you want me to not mention Arsenal, then Van der Ven, since he is probably the best all round CB (in terms of speed and ability in the air) in the PL. As for GK? Sels or Ederson (top assisting GK last year).

Just over two hours before kick-off, on the home page of the website of Italy's biggest sports newspaper, La Gazzetta dello Sport, the first web item covering tonight's women's Euros semi-final between Italy and England is the 59th-highest item.
Fifty ninth.

>>149905418
That's nice but I don't remember asking.

OZZY'S IN A BOX

>>149905395
>Ederson

>>149905418
huh?

>>149905395
>VdV
>Ederson
>Raya
kek

>>149905418
and the top sports site

>>149905395
>Raya above Alisson

KEK

>>149905474
>>149905480
>no don't pick a guy who won two golden gloves in a row, you see, getting clean sheets is actually bad, chud!!!
lol lmaooooooooo

>actually conceding more goals is better than conceding fewer goals and makes you the better keeper if you concede more goals
>i am very smart
hmmmm.

>>149905492
>>149905506
Yes, you're a zoomer who doesn't watch football and just quotes stats without understanding the context. (You're the same poster, 61 seconds apart makes it obvious btw).

Raya gets the golden glove because he plays in a team that plays defensive, safe football

One of the main reasons Arsenal lost vs PSG is because Donnarumma is immensely better than their manlet keeper. Alisson was matching him save for save.

>>149905492
At some point you're going to have to address the cognitive dissonance of Arsenal simultaneously having the best players in every position but also not winning any trophies

>>149905538
Yup same reason why arsenal beat real madrid manlet in the net

>>149904884
I've come to the conclusion that not attending it was forgivable considering he'd be forced to cut on his already limited family time to take a transatlantic flight and that he could go say goodbye to Diogo in a more personal way once he's in Europe.
Showing up at an event and smiling for photos at the same time as the funeral is happening was disgusting, but I could still stomach it if you tell me Luis is somewhat autistic and had trouble refusing the people he'd already made plans with.
>>149904969
He wasn't just a co-worker. Even if they weren't close friends, Diogo clearly went above and beyond to show support for Luis.

>>149905395
i like van de ven but he is known for being particularly weak in the air especially for his size
there is a reason he did that goal line clearance to win europa with an acrobatic move instead of just heading it

>>149905356
He's average as fuck.

>>149905527
Reminds me when you see "Most Saves in the Season" and the players at the top are always from the PL clubs

wolvesisters...
"the poor club of the people" makes their 6th signing of the summer

>>149905889
always from the SHITE PL clubs, that should have obviously said

>can't even sign a fucking right back
>we now have a Liverpool academy reject who Stoke sent back, a 16 year old and Matt Doherty
I think mayhaps I will kill myself

Man United is the only club signing proven players instead of bundes frauds this summer...

>>149906041
United got snubbed by pretty much every major transfer this summer that's why

>>149906093
Cunha and Mbeumo REJECTED Liverpool, Newcastle, Tottenham, and Arsenal for Manchester United.

>>149906346
kek

>>149906459
Its funny how they got snubbed isn't it kek!

PSG pushing for Zabarnyi. QRD from a EPL fag plz? Never saw playing. 60-70M€ btw....

Interviewer
>what was your favourite team when you were growing up?
Ekitike
>Manchester United

>>149906938
literally who

>>149907079
And he snubbed them for Liverpool, shows how far ahead LFC are these days

>>149907156
Bornemouth Ukrainian CB.

Crazy the way Liverpool solved their snubbing problem. Turns out all you have to do is pay whatever the club wants and give the player whatever he wants. Mental it was that simple.

hype

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>>149907196
*snubbed them for 300k a week

Ar slags just scored a 90+6 equaliser

>>149907912
Cool that Indy is reporting Newcastle news and not just Liverpool anymore.

Liverpool and Arsenal have the same amount of Premier League trophies

Newcastle are selfish to not let Isak go.

>>149908628
Doing him a favour. Liverpool come back to reality next season.

Great point this. We all remember Newcastle fans were banging on about Trent every 5 minutes. What changed, Geordies?

>>149908758
>that picture
Sure they were, schizo.

England (3.11) 2-1 (1.21) Italy

>>149909301
CatenACKcio

>>149907912
isak to liverpool is basically confirmed then. league's over before it's even started

>>149904700
>he's the best left wing in the premier league
Yes let's just forget mitoma completely
>>149905082
It's the scouse peds innit

>>149905271
A small fee of 100m European currency for a mediocre player in a mediocre league

>>149909380
diaz's output is far better than mitoma's both with and without the ball

>>149909367
>isak to liverpool is basically confirmed then
Yep. Oh wait actually Isak to Saudi which is far more likely

>>149909301
Still think they played shit desu

>>149909419
It's women, they have no level above shit

>>149905356
>Best LW in the league.
Retarded

>>149909380
>>149909436
>indian brighton fan seething

>Liverpool have spent £350m this window and are throwing their toys out their pram because they can't have Isak
You know that story about the woman with a Virginia ham under her arm?

>>149909409
>When you play in the better team you get better stats
Mitoma is matching diaz's numbers in pl while not getting the service of macallister or the assist numbers from salah
>>149909473
Stating facts is not seething

what kind of anon replies to the poojeet?

>>149909498
>Mitoma is matching diaz's numbers in pl
is he yeah

>>149909499
Your club got SNUBBED by mitoma btw. He would rather stay in an 8th place pl team than go to buyern with their cl football

>>149909498
>stating facts
But calling people retarded is stable behaviour, right?

>>149909513
You are genuinely seething at half 3 in the morning. Fucking lol.

>>149909532
>half 3 in the morning
It's 3:40 actually retard

>>149909505
>is he yeah
Yes>>149909532
>But calling people retarded is stable behaviour, right?
Yes

>getting owned by Liversimp
OOF

Barely held back the tears, so proud of our Lionesses.

They never give up, seeing them dance and sing to Sweet Caroline, beautiful

why did the Geordies keep going on and on about TAA
bit ironic innit!

I
HATE
INDIANS
every single one of them, no matter the setting

I
HATE
AMERICANS
every single one of them, no matter the setting

>implying Bayern were serious about signing a nip
literally every asian player flops on the highest level, there is not one exception but at least they don't shit on the streets. everyone is disgusted by you and your poo-infested fingers rajeed

>>149909499
>>149909565
i have indians and any replies to them filtered and you mongs have to let me know they are stinking up the thread? are you dumb?

love to see it

>>149909592
>Coping this hard at being SNUBBED by a nip
>>149909595
Aww little snowflake can't handle words aww

the indian is right, mitoma is much better than diaz and only stats zoomers who don't watch the sport disagree

>>149909622
i watch liverpool every week and brighton 2-3 times a season

>>149909614
You are actually crying.

>>149909642
>I make up scenarios in my head and feel good about it
>>149909638
I watch Brighton every week and Liverpool 2-3 times a season

The indian is right. Diarrhoea pouring down your street and into your most sacred river is preferable to it landing in the toilet

>>149909663
No, you genuinely are crying because people have a different opinion to you. Also bizarrely gloating that Mitoma rejected the biggest club in Germany to continue to achieve absolutely fuck all at Homo Albion.

>>149909622
>>149909683
do i have to filter the word indian at this point

it's over bongbros. the government got discord. 4chan soon.

>>149909683
I'm not a hindu. The rivers mean nothing to me and I actually have a sense of hygiene, more than you paper wipers
>>149909685
Getting 8th with Brighton is clearly a bigger achievement than getting cl with buyern. Also Brighton is getting champions league football next season.

>>149909740
>Also Brighton is getting champions league football next season

>>149909736
hope they shut down groomcord completely

>>149909736
hope they ban twitter and facebook too

>>149909753
>>149909764
good goys

>>149909764
twitter is exempt for reasons not known to anyone

>>149909685
Rejected? Bayern never even attempted to sign him. Some agent linked him to Bayern to jack up the price and that's it

>>149909736
/trans/ and /epl/ will soon be saved!

>>149909789
Exactly, he's completely making shit up. Makes sense given the flag.

>>149909605
Arsenal won a trophy?

>>149909594
DELETE THIS!!

>>149909789
>jack up the price of a player who doesn't want to leave
And these whites try to flaunt their intelligence

>>149909850
So therefore Mitoma did not snub Bayern because there was no legitimate interest from them.

>Be Harvey Elliott (born 4 April 2003)
>Premier League: 2024–25
>EFL Cup: 2021–22, 2023–24; runner-up: 2024–25
>FA Community Shield: 2022
>UEFA Super Cup: 2019
>FIFA Club World Cup: 2019
>UEFA Champions League runner-up: 2021–22
>England U21
>UEFA European Under-21 Championship: 2023, 2025
Market values you at 50m

>Be Hugo Ekitike (born 20 June 2002)
>Score 15 goals in the Bundesliga one season
>Be French
Market values you at 80m

>>149909820
She's probably a Rentgirl. Chelsea brag about being the "Pride of London" (meaning the tranny flag) and their fans.. well let's just say they pay for tickets in odd ways. Such as selling access to their anus. For penis to go in

>>149909877
elliott is too small / not strong enough

>>149909877
That’s a picture of me

>works hard
>outperforms everybody in his position
why does Diaz get so much hate? it's genuinely weird

>>149909736
That happened to me the other day and then it just randomly started working.

>>149909928
I think it was because of that time he fakenapped his own dad so he didn't have to do a PED test. Or it might be that he's reached his peak and Liverpool customers are acting like Slot has unlocked him and his peak is yet to come.

>>149909947
>I think it was because of that time he fakenapped his own dad so he didn't have to do a PED test
source?

>>149909947
his peak is better than any other player in the league in his position right now

>>149909928
he looks like a narco thug who would kill your whole family for 2 grams of coke

>>149909895
>not strong.
Bullship, he's heavy for his size. He has fat and shitty Rooney-type genetics, but has 5 solid years of footy in him before his body catches up with him. If pool ends up shipping Elliot out, it would be shameful IMO. Hes a kino player

>le works hard man
why do they always say this?
its the firmino defensive striker thing all over again or the "robbo" pashun points
kek

>>149910059
have you watched him at all? he gets bullied off the ball constantly
which is too bad cause he is really talented but he's not strong and not quick

>>149909928
He is a striker who is shit at scoring goals

>>149910077
>not strong and not quick
overrated attributes for an attacking midfielder

>>149910108
depends on the league/club he's playing for, i suppose.

>>149910079
he's a left winger who's good at scoring goals you tard

>>149909481
at captain teebs?

>>149909595
Kek I have them filtered too. Just realised how much I've enjoyed these threads lately.

>>149910152
india, ireland, canada, the word dave, the word 190
thread is miraculously not that bad

>>149909882
I once knew a Man City fan like this. DSL was his name. Sadly, he doesn't answer the phone anymore...

you wish you had the braincells to figure out a filter Dave

>>149910166
never understood people thinking DSL was 190 or whoever, DSL was clearly a dutch nafri. but i guess 190 did try to impersonate him for a bit a couple years ago
why do i know all this. i need to get a wife

>>149909928
Have you seen his face?

Gonna pmsl when Arsenal lose to United opening day and Gyokeres gets injured

they spent all that money on ekitike the next poonez, when gyokeres was right there, cheaper, proven, and probably willing to make the move.
did poonez scare them away from buying out of the portuguese league? kek

>>149910313
>proven
so was nunez

>Diaz only actually scored 6 (six) while playing as a LW in the PL last season
Now I can see why he's worth £100m.

>>149910396
how many games did he play LW?
Probably 15 or so

>>149909877
he couldn't even score against big ange's spurs at home

Who would you rather have for LW, Diaz or Mitoma?

>>149910420
18. Shit return. For some context he's in his prime playing the best 'ball of his life and averaging a goal every 3 games from the LW. Harvery "Meme" Barnes, who isn't in his prime, is averaging a goal every 3.2 games. So this £100m player is 0.2 better than a £25m player.

>>149910485
2 years ago mitoma

>called gooners
>can't finish 1st

speaking of poonez, is there a chance that little retard stays?

>>149910555
i feel like the main reason they want to sell him is to fund another acquisition and if there arent any other acquisitions to make i dont know why they wouldnt keep him
ekitike isn't going to hit the ground running, he's young, it's a new league, learning a new system etc you would want a more experienced striker to pick up the slack til he's bedded in
that being said im pretty sure slot hates nunez and wants him gone no matter what so who knows

Bryan Mbeumo seems like a good lad. Just watched his interview and I believe he will score a lot of goals.

>>149909367
I NEED this to happen purely to witness the meltdown that will inevitably ensue.

>>149911916
Seeing you clutching at every straw you can has been a lot funnier.

>>149912338
its my first post in the thread so whatever you were discussing I have no idea about

Bandwagonner clubs
>City
>Liverpool
>Arsenal

Big but respectable
>Chelsea
>Man United

>>149912422
Honestly if you support Man United in 2025, you're a real fan. The stress isn't worth it for plastics.

>>149912422
>Chelsea
>Big
>Respectable
Choose neither.

BREAKING:
>Viktor Gyökeres has announced his retirement from winning silverware

>>149912466
Chelshit fans aren't delusional cancer like Liverpool, City, or Arsenal fans.

>>149912518
wipe the jew semen off your face you fucking disgrace

>>149897314 (OP)
thinking about joe hart

>snubbed by gyokeres
what happened to our pull unitedsisters?

>>149913074
>our

>>149910520
in what world is one in three a bad return for a left winger?

>>149912422
city at this point is more respectable than supporting united, united is supported by nothing but low iq shit skins

Arsenal are playing today.

>>149912422
extremely true truke

>>149912422
City is bandwagonner central, yes.
But so is Utd, which was the most winning team when the EPL became the most watched league worldwide, as is Chelsea which was one of the main competitions for Utd during that time.
Liverpool at this point is probably mixed between recent bandwagonners, old bandwagonners, and fans that picked an "underdog" back in the 00's.

>>149914050
>>149912422
Oh and I (unsurprisingly) forgot about Arsenal. Bandwagonning Arsenal doesn't make sense. See me after class.

>>149910520
Diaz has always been inconsistent as fuck.

He will score at a big away game at united or someone, then get like 4 goals in 5 games, then for the next 8 games he will score nothing and miss about 10 one on ones

>Ruben Amorim's preference is to sign a striker with Premier League experience this summer
It's going to be Calvert-Lewin

>>149910520
for added context Eden '3rd best player in the world' Hazard had 68 non penalty goals in 245 games, good for a goal every 3.6 games

>>149914642
Vardy down for one last party

>>149914659
>Hazard
>2025
Might as well compare Diaz to Mikkel Beck, would be just as relevant

>>149914642
Nope, it'll be Jaxxson

>>149914696
>noooooo you cant compare him.to past players

kek

>>149914734
Different era of football.

So we're in agreement that Harvey Barnes is an objectively superior player to Eden Hazard.

Has gyökeres already transferred or not

>>149914765
He's fine with you saying that, it's when you say he's better than Luis Diaz or any Liverpool player that we have to go back to over a decade ago

>>149897314 (OP)
McTominay, AWB, Greenwood, Carreras, Elanga and Henderson... absolute bargains we've sold in just the last two years, total income of £100m, conservative value now of £250m.

Can easily see Garnacho is going to be another one of these transfers where in just 1 or 2 seasons his value will double. Meanwhile Chelsea sell bang average players for top dollar, I just don't get it.

>>149914797
whats a good return for a winger lad?

Saka for example has 42 non penalty goals in 195 games, 1 every 4.6 games

>>149914840
Is that the guy from fast and furious?

Kek

>>149914873
saka hasn't always been a winger, played as a right back and also as a wide midfielder

not that this zoomer argument of who scored the most goals is good anyway

>>149914955
left back*

>>149914873
>having such a fixation on stats
I think baseball would be a far more interesting sport for you to watch.

>>149914902
he looked a lot better at villa, its clear the stench of manure has been his biggest problem
im sure he does great in spain

>>149914795
Yes she’s called Victoria now

Why can't United sell their players?

>>149915066
>he looked a lot better at villa
No he didn't.

>>149915118
>No he didn't.
ah good argument however i have a counter for you
yeah he did.

>>149915110
Too money too bad to gay

>>149912422
true take. liverpool having the worst fans and theres no arguing that.

mad how liverpool have got zero scousers in their first team

>Ekitike didn't fail the medical
>Liverpool moving for Rodrygo instead of Isak

Is Chloe Kelly a lesbian?

>>149915540
no she's married to a man but she's dog, don't understand why spuh likes her

Real Betis are moving on from any Antony deal so that's another failed sale

>>149915588
Anybody got the Dave post from the end of last season when he expected theyd get like £200m for Rashford, Sancho, Anthony etc?

>>149912850
Faggot

>>149915110
Does it matter? They still spent well over 100mil+ despite not selling any players and being "poor". Won't be surprised if they spent another 70mil for a striker either.

>>149914050
Can't bandwagon a team that hasn't been good since 2013

>>149915640
I guess the rules simply don't apply to them.

>>149913629
Whoops meant to say Liverpool

>>149915633
you could ask the dweeb who haunts the archives, however he doesn't like you, me or dave so we'll see what happens

>>149915687
Based

>>149914985
wasn't me who brought it up lad but I accept your concession

Fucking mental now Liverpool customers claim they dont spend money when they be already blown 500M this summer and aim to spend another 200M on Isak.

Then you've got the wages. 400K for a 33 year old Egyptain?? 350K for a defender who hasn't been good since 2021??

>>149915759
Jota life insurance money

>>149915633
100m means 300m in the kitty too apparently, so witg the 200m in sales they can spend 900m total, even though Jim said they would be liquidated in November without cutting the catering budget

>>149915633
He was treating it like an unopened warchest
Meanwhile we're repeatedly being told that the Rashford deal was great for United despite the fact it has raised £0

>>149915294
Arsenal fans exist m8

>>149915871
Yes and they live rent-free in your mind, we know (here comes the cope!)

>>149915763
John Henry ordered the hit on Jota
Probably hired the same blokes who kidnapped Maddie to pop his tyres in Portugal

>Frimpong
>Wirtz
>Kerkez
>Ekitike
>Guehi
>Rodrygo
>Fofana
>Isak (unlikely)
The fuck is Edward smoking, lads?
Those are more than half of the Previous Squad.
As an International Liverpudlian (Honorary Scouser) I am afraid that the team is going to be disjointed & not gel enough.

>>149915977
Go post a seflie doing the Floperes celebration, trophy dodger.

>>149915643
Can bandwagon a team in 2005 and not realize 20 years have passed since then and that the team has been shit for half of them.
That said, last season was a new low so a lot of old bandwagonners might be on the verge of bandwagonning a different team now.

>>149916167
makes me kek everytime

>>149915995
Liverpools last season was the last hurrah of klopps squad. Robertson was finished, trent was leaving, liverpool had 2 CBs and 1 had to play through injury for 4 months. The forward line bar salah was shit

Liverpool just got by on Salah + Van Dijk having top tier seasons, and the midfield being very good. The squad always needed major surgery this year

Couple weeks away shagging a different woman every night, and I come back to you nonces having the same argument

rodrygo is in liverpool right now

>>149916227
>Couple weeks away shagging a different woman every night
the perils of premature ejaculation

Evertons grand opening for the new club shop didnt go to plan at the new stadium, they expected 1000s but nobody showed up.

>>149916302
Building a stadium with 0 transport links and then putting parking restrictions in every direction for 2 miles from the stadium may have been a mistake in retrospect

>>149916320
they don't have crowds for iPhone releases that would justify what I'm seeing, why would they think so many people would show up to buy a scarf (which they already own)?

>>149916302
You couldn't pay me enough money to make me want to go here. Depression inducing place

>>149916318
Copium about what? He's right. >Our two best players are over 30. Our midfield is good, but our defence was noticeably porous down the flanks and Konate and Gomez were both injured for half the season. And of course, Darwin couldn't hit a barn door with shotgun from 3 feet. The squad did need a major upheaval so that the same thing that happened to Klopp (where he all of a sudden had no legs in midfield, midfielders in CB due to CB injuries and his whole season crumbling) wouldn't happen to Arne. Saying the squad needed work isn't a criticism, it's just an acknowledgement of reality. If Salah wasn't made of titanium, we would've been in trouble last year.

>>149916320
Are scousers so fat that they can't walk 2 miles?

>>149916302
>>149916320
grim

>>149916302
kwab

>>149916622
transfer window really taking a toll on poor mark

>>149916302
>>149916320
honestly bros, 10k extra seats isn't a lot and I don't think they've added in amenities that will make them money. waste of 500m and I say that as a Blackburn fan

>>149905891
Why are you gloating about beating relegation fodder to a signing? Aren't you supposed to be competing for your league? Sad.

>>149906346
Lmao, tip. top. fucking. delusion.
Also see: >>149916493
Manure customers will never not be a source of genuine comedy kek

>>149909882
Kek rekt that rent boy.
>>149909820

Everyone is laughing at Liverpool and I am here for it

>>149916181
>Liverpool just got by on Salah
So like they have ever since he joined

Why are London clubs only supported by homosexuals?

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE!!

Season ticket prices for new season

>>149916985
you got this!

>>149917126
Burnley has the best atmosphere?

>Arsenal v AC Milan friendly in Singapore

>Attendance 22,813 (55,000 capacity)

Chinese don't like the black clubs?

>Yanited fans on X think they can land Isak
I wonder what the United fans here think ?

>>149917218
GOOD MORNING SAAR

>>149917173
I don't trust Italians
>BRO! ITALIANS ARE FUCKING DIEHARD FANS!
>Check the attendance rate top 5
>98.3%
>96.9%
>94.2%
>93.3%
>92.4%
>Is that good? I dunno I'm going to check it against the PL clubs
>99.9%
>99.9%
>99.6%
>99.4%
>99.3%
>Maybe the season tickets are just more expensive in Italy
>Data showed that the average Premier League season ticket for 2024/25 is £594, compared to £297 on average for Serie A, £225 for La Liga, £179 for the Bundesliga, and £173 for Ligue 1
>Maybe their stadiums are just bigger so they're harder to fill
>The average capacity of a Serie A stadium is approximately 35,543 seats
>The average [Premier League] stadium has a capacity of 37,559 seats
Why are JFs like this? Why are they always liars? I'm supposed to believe they're the biggest fans in the world because they wear masks and set off flares? Fucking Italians.

>>149917304
for me it's their arrogance in trying to improve on ice cream and barely succeeding

>>149917090
lol Watkins?

>>149917420
no ollie watkins

>>149917173
bro, didn't this preseason shit in far flung places of the world bring in lots of customers? what happened? the cwc figures were obviously shit too. Pompey fan confused

>>149917304
Don’t think the average Italian is taking a trip to China for a random pre-season match desu
There’s a whole mess there for people trying to get away tickets though, forgot how it all is but I think you need to get it way in advance and can’t just show up on the day to get a ticket as an away fan which brings the numbers down

>>149917430
LOL(lie) WAT(kins)?

>>149917449
as a Bolton fan, i'd expect the natives to pick up the slack

>>149917090
could challenge for CL spots with this

>>149917090
maguire should start btw

>>149917841
Maybe in Latvia kek

>>149917090
True

>>149917841
True

>>149917126
Its that cheap for season tickets? Lmao

>>149918247
England is a poor third world country begging for trade deals

/epl/ should band together to buy it

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753289340349821.mp4

>>149918247
>yank bragging about having the privilege of being ripped off
yanks aren't people

>>149918274
>tf
>tp

>>149918344
Her bf is Manc

https://www.fcbarcelona.com/en/football/first-team/news/4319297/agreement-between-fc-barcelona-and-manchester-united-for-the-loan-of-marcus-rashford

>Barcelona have agreed to cover Rashford's wages for the duration of his season-long loan.

>The forward has accepted a 25% pay cut and it saves Manchester United about £14m.

>Rashford's loan deal, which is for an initial 12 months, includes an option to buy at the end of the season.

>The fee should he be bought is set at £30.3m (€35m).

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>149917173
Arsenal don't have the worldwide presence that united and liverpool do.

They're big in Africa and USA, but in the likes of Asia they're not on the level of the other 2

>>149917218
Hello saar how are you we will redeem the dark swede saar

>>149918436
Milan however I would have suspected to be pretty big in Chinese-adjacent places like Singapore. Every middle aged Chinese football fan I met was a fan of Serie A growing up.
Or maybe it was a mainland China thing.

>Cunha
62.5M
>Mbeumo
65M
>Watkins
45M
>Guerra
22M
>Lammens
17M

Good business from United.

as we approach 500 posts what is the coveted "new" going to be
the OP is as well all know the pride of place
the truth of the thread for all to witness setting the tone for hundreds of posts to come
will it be liverpool customers seething about manure
will it be manure customers delusions
will it be manure customers seething over liverpool
will it be liverpool customer delusions
only time will tell

>>149918513
mid table looms

>>149918535
For Liverpool

>>149918551
>>149918551
>>149918551

aggressively early

>>149918557
ah a classic from the list >>149918529 i see
a manure customers delusions
yes very nice choice

God is a Man United fan

>>149918529
>>149918572
Do you enjoy sucking your own cock?

>>149918609
>Do you enjoy sucking your own cock?
>unironically makes the twelfth thread of the week exclaiming united are so back

>>149918422
>benvingut

>>149918513
>Good business from United.

497

498

justice 499 la (jota rip)

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