it's a Gane, life is a Gane edition

it feels good to be a ganchad

First for bo

>the Gane simping isn't just a meme
>they actually rate this goofball
Tom 10 second finish.

>tfw no legazy brazza

>>149897746

>>149897763
you were saying?

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

GOATnes bodied that freak.

>>149897710 (OP)

>>149897749
Tom wasted a whole year training grappling for Jon, all that shit out the window since Gane is a striker first and foremost, probably accumulated lot of injuries....Not even probably, he 100% accumulated injuries, this is where Gane enters

>>149897765
>1.4 billion people
>zero good fighters
truly mind boggling

>>149897770
luke is so based

>>149897790

>>149897792
look you don't understanding scrapping, history culture etc, a bloke called Tom chins a bloke named Cyril 100% of the time, nothing else matters

>>149897802
shhhhhhhhhh

>>149897813
That may be true but unfortunately for Tom he will be fighting Ciryl

You guys think Gane will talk shit about Toms son

Many of you are repugnant.

>>149897829
I'm a reprobate

Many of you are pregnant

Who is Cyril?

Genius. Greatness. Gane.

Under the rules of martial arts, this was a TKO

GDS

>>149897837
Incorrigible.

>>149897867
Gamrot Dominates Sarpoopian

There's something about french bbcs that set off certain posters and they become obsessed

Gane-Deleuzian Symbiosis

>Gane nut shotted Jon
>Steroids are proven to shutoff the production in the balls
>Jon a well known roider shouldn't fell pain by getting nutshotted
>Jon cried to the referee for a stoppage
Food for thought

>>149897881
Rid that boy like a pony

>>149897864
Was this the most pathetic performance in a championship fight in history? He should have been immediately fired.

>>149897881
GODne attempting the backhand penis hold, the most difficult of all submissions

>GD- ACKK *snap*

lineal ufc heavyweight champion usyk

a ''Y'all must've forgot'' moment will be displayed in UFC white house 2025

>>149897889
ahem

>>149897910
he beats 8 out of the top 10 ufc heavyweights right now

>A curse has been placed upon the next poster

curse shmurse

>>149897921
that's not even close

>>149897925
The other two are Gane

>>149897940
you're right, it wasn't close

>>149897928
talmbout future tense from the present b?

>>149897953
Agreed, Gane had the worst ufc championship bout in history

>>149897956

>>149897889
The biggest dive in ufc history. But it had to be done to erase Ngannou's name from the poofc history books.
That's why Gane gets a lot of opportunities. He was a company man. Saved the UFC, in a way.

>>149897980

>>149897991
Gane is a true patriot.

the new guru

gane pulls the strings

>>149897980
You should see the one of volk being scared to dance so he does shadow boxing pad drills.

D-Rod took hollands booty

>>149897956
I'm fun at parties I would join in with a tornado attack

>>149898025
at least hes not trying to show off and seemed kinda embarrassed about it

2020 was when the calf kick meta went into overdrive, Gooby came in clueless into how to deal with them, his coaches didn't do the research, didn't watch the sport as earlier that same year, costa got his legs squashed by Adesanya, Garth did even worse to tony.

Cazzies and gooby fanboys can't deal with this bitter truth as it has nothing to with being past his prime

>>149897887
Fucking bombshell. Boom.

>>149898017
Can't determine the race

>>149898017
>14 year olds in the chat talking about pride
the only pride these zoomies know

Kicking is for fags reals ones heem, simple as.

I sincerely hate the gay Gane posting.

>posts a decision win
>reals ones heem

>>149898107
very clearly edited dick

>>149898107
What is it about the western man that causes him to do these behaviors?

>>149898101
Ilia leg kicks quite frequently he just doesn’t go high ever

>>149898017
Put this chink in a blender

>>149898121
Cope, jeet dicklet

Time has run out, Tom…

Rewatched Gane vs Volkov and i can confirm Gane won every round

>>149898176
>cut

>>149898182
Sometimes the best method of victory is the most controversial. Gane discussed this in Meditations On Mastery.

Guru is live

Y'all really still giddy about average sived mengs lmao I guess it makes sense why woman stalk me now

>>149898182
Brutal split decision for sure

>>149898176
a fake dick

>>149898191
sure is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvklsOWtQxA

>>149898202
we don't sign our posts here

>ITS FAKE SAAR

>>149898121
>>149898202
oh no no no no no britbros not like this

>>149898208
I do sign my posts thoughbeit

Giant cock gigachad.

>>149897838
From the trans escort with the 10incher who said no raw but then sneakily put it in raw anyway

>>149898219
ok if it's real explain why it's mutilated, theres no foreskin, unless he's some kind of goblin zog slave? But that's too humiliating

Don't transition

Why are Indian ""men"" like this?

Got some high quality Abby Shapiro deepfakes

>>149898275
Would appreciate it if you shared these items. Thanks in advance.

>>149898069
Uhhh.. I think 'gooby fanboys' are all old irish blokes by now, gramps... and maybe some indians. Most prob moved onto Garth shortly after he retired.
>Gooby came in clueless into how to deal with them, his coaches didn't do the research, didn't watch the sport as earlier that same year
But that is a pretty good point I never thought of. He was clueless of the sport during the meta's rise. Cavanaugh always had conor kick the thigh instead of calf, even later. Crazy that meta is almost dead completely. It only gets effectively spammed if an opponent is an absolute gooby retard who doesn't know what to do. It even like now, even when guys eat calf kicks and don't defend, they don't get as disabled by them as fighters during the calf kick boom. Maybe conditioning and training to take them more helps as well?

whats wierd is that around here indo-chinese people refer to themselves as hakka

conqueror's hakka

>>149898357
Around here? Or around where you live in Canada?

>>149898423
around toronto

>>149898508
Bit early

Sneed is extremely handsome

>>149898529
Herb dean fault

Sneed's a literal Hephaestus

oink on it playa

I watched max vs volk one million times and my only take away is holy fuck I cant believe I wasted 6 months doing that

>>149898588
Sneedo wishes he could create the Shield of Achilles

There's no hype to watch AIDSman fight Dirty Diaper Panties.

/heem/ in a nutshell

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1m5s6qy/my_kickboxing_friend_watching_mma_with_me_the/

>>149897765
He is right you know

I Schaubed myself today
I couldn't reach the Till

Cumsquat needs to lay off the Lansky productions

the anti dagestani style that's taking over mma

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1m5snj7/south_africa_showing_love_to_khabib/

wtf Khabib is getting random deafening cheers in South Africa

>>149898754
wtf why is a beloved icon of the sport and the second most recognizable MMA fighter of all time getting cheers

>>149898770
in freakin Cape Town though!

Herb Din Thomas Petersen

>>149898754
THE africa?

Are you a let god sort them out type of guy or a don't tap the glass type of guy

>>149898818
oh so now you wanna complain when they don't look brown
can't win with you niggas man

Is Topuria good?

https://streamable.com/xzrhd2

Bonsoir, /heem/

>>149898850
yeah he's pretty good id put him in the top 15 in the division for sure

how do people act normal around women when they're single bro i can't do this

I invented the internet

What did hunter say to dana?

Viscious Thai Clinch on display here

>OHHHHH HES OUT BAAADLY!!

The mma guru reacts to

>>149898929
Conors Mcgregors giant cock

Hunter Biden is actually a pretty interesting guy

>>149898944
i fucked him

>>149898893
Blondie has a chin on her

You just know Sanko's mouth was WATERING when she saw those photos of Mcgregors G C

>>149898745
The secret is their diet.

Levels.

>>149898990
what did he steele?

>>149898995
his will

Just ate a big plate of potatoes. do NOT fuck with me!

they call me the potato poisoner

they call me Anonymous

who is the oleksandr usyk of mma?

>>149898176
>[Goodbye Horses reverberating faintly in the background]

wassup guys it's kody steele, ufc lightweight and bjj aficianado. i'm here to do an AMA, so let them questions rip.

>Every single BDS clittycel here swears Du Bussy will win, but they're too bricked up to bet on it
Zatdaddy already won, and you know it deep inside your peabrain.

>>149899093
what race are you

>>149899113
Hes too slim for ddp

>>149899113
AIDSmaev was hospitalized for 6 months after spending 15 minutes inside the octagon with the bloated corpse of Usmeng, B.

>>149899116
ah yeah i get that one a lot. i've seen a lot of people say they think i'm asian or white, sometimes they think i'm mexican.

>>149899058
probably gsp or mighty mouse

NOO!! OVAH, ITS OVAH!!

Now I just had a BIG bowl of ice cream.

>does the reddit point to the ground

>>149899130
damn was it really 6 months
bro needs to retire on gang

>>149899219
*runs away*

Id point to the ground and then id lie down

kinda funny that when literally any fighter but holloway does le point to the ground meme it never works

>>149899252
I dont think its funny at all

>>149899219
shant be fighting on your terms thanks

>>149899264
whatever dude i thought it was a notable observation

>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO STAND AND BANG AND GET IRREPARABLE BRAIN DAMAGE BECAUSE LE FINAL LAST 10 SECONDS OR SOMETHING

>>149899276
dustbin's thoughts as he clinches

>>149899274
Your observation was astute yet humorless.

>>149899276
Its called being an real one

>>149899276
this but unironically

>>149899301
literally burning local

How come you guys always call fighters cans and bums even though most /heem/ posters are mega cans in life (low income/bad social & romantic life, no ambition, poor family relationships, etc.)?

we can't

>>149899313
What about Sneed always calling guys ugly freaks and inbreds? Is that okay because hes an Adonis?

>>149899313
because they’re cans

>>149899328
Not all of them some of them are bums.

Be 100% honest. Can Tony beat Salt Papi in a boxing match?

>>149899341
Yes, Salt Papi is inflexible and El Cucuy will feast on him

>>149899320
Isn't it funny that even in ancient times they castrated twinks to make femboys

>>149899276
*Eyepokes you in the final 10 seconds*

>>149899361
Not really

>>149899361
you being castrated wouldn't be funny b

I just want a gf with a massive hawlg

500 cigarettes

>>149899361
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

ufc but in a giant ball pit.

>>149899389
Bruh...

>CONORS DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Gooby's dick is not 7 inches you fucking retards. Have you ever even looked at a ruler in your lives?

>>149899439
its 7 + easy

>>149899313
no different than them Greek niggas writing about the gods on Mt. Olympus you think Heemostopholes wasn't writing about Zeus bacon bussy on the regular?

being able to calculate a man’s cock length based on a random picture is suspicious behaviour

>>149899468
I can tell you your exact length just by your posts
>7.7 inches

>>149899402

>>149899529
Yeah? Do me. Whatup?

>>149899566
5.5 inches

Smesh.

>>149899642
>if Conor had taken his dick out during this fight and showed it to my partner Ryan he might have won

>>149899276
Yes.

>>149899665
>loses like a retard barely throwing any punches against Ankalaev
What did he mean by this?

>>149899614
You flatter me, king

The poor piggy was petrified in front of BIG Ank

>>149899700
He may just be done. Maybe mid fight, maybe even before the fight.

>>149899665
*fades into obscurity*

Leon edwards faded into obscurity
I feel Pereira wins his next fight vs Adesanya on the White House lawn

>AAAHHHH DANA PLS HALP MEEE I'M NOT SUPPOSE TO LOSEEEE

*enters thread*

sweats shakes and diarrhea I think it's time I retired from boozeFC

>>149899749
Yeah youre a contender at loser fc mate

>>149899749
Welcome to dude weed gym

>>149899744
Chama won that fight btw.

>>149899748
kek what an unsafe shitter!

>>149899763
Won by losing. Many such cases

>Chama won

>>149899768
Thpinal.

>>149899775
>0 for fucking 12 on takedowns
I'd cut him right then and there if I was Dana

https://youtu.be/5QTWjOpJEtI?si=rTIu4jH9lWeHYsLR

>>149899775
Jesus christ how does he recover from him? Fucking embarrassing

Failing a takedown should lose you the round.

This morning I woke up and I sneezed and my back slipped out.

>>149899777
I shouldnt have laughed but his fat hamster getting electrocuted dance made me pop

Crippling your spinal column is -1000 aura

who blew DC's back out?

>>149899796
are you ok?

>>149899848
Keep an eye out for a young man by the name of Jon Jones.

>>149899848
Jon Jones

Jon struggled against bums (Gus, Dom, OSP) but excelled against champs (Lyoto, DC, Gane)

Oh you could certainly say Jones excelled against bums.

Dominick Reyes vs Alex Pereira
Dominick Reyes vs Magomed Ankalaev
Dominick Reyes vs Jon Jones 2
Dominick Reyes vs Jir Prochazcka 2
The Future is bright Dombros

>>149899871
Reyes loses all of these fights decidedly.

The American Psycho STEPHEN BONNAR! (RIP)

whoever has more control time should lose the fight

>>149899874
I think you'd be surprised

Reyes is one fight away from a title shot

Every single Gooby faggot gooned to his bent dick

>>149899885
Who is that fight?

>>149899896
#BroGoalsAF

That fight is...... Khalil Rountree Jr

where are gooby's nuts
show us the nuts!

Wow, Khalil vs Reyes winner fights for the title again vs Magomed Ankalaev.

Fireworks.

Where does Paige Vanzant's pussy end and her butthole begin?? We demand answers.

>>149899929
Ankalaev vs Jiri in the meantime

Coral talmbout degen rips bappa? Dicey dicey!

>>149899952
I'll never turn down watching Jiri getting hurt again, send him 2-3 fights Poatan and forget.

Just remembered Dana gave FOTN to Vettori vs. Allen

>>149899975
Vettori wasn't losing in front of his brother that fight man.

wtf Shakespeare is Taiwanese??

The RNC is the easiest thing in the world. It's such an easy defense that most people will do it instinctively without being taught to do it. Simply grab the choking arm with both of your hands and pull. Unless we're talking about the sort of strength mismatch that you'd see between a professional athlete and a child, you'll reduce the pressure enough to prevent a blood choke. Then you wait. Sometime in the next 20 seconds or so, one of two things will happen depending on who's choking you.
>if the person applying the choke knows what they're doing, they'll realize that they don't have the choke, release it before their arm burns up, and try something else
>if the person doing the choke doesn't know what they'll doing, they'll keep brute forcing it until they burn their arm out, 20-30 seconds, and your fight just got a lot easier

The RNC is a bullshit choke. You only see it in professional MMA because there's a weird psychological thing where fighters don't like to tap to strikes, but most of them have no problem tapping to a choke so it's a convenient and polite way to give a competitor a way out of a fight they no longer want to be in. It doesn't work on a resisting opponent that has even a fraction of the strength that the person applying it. Fighters will never discuss this publicly but all of them know it, and now you do too. Now the next time you see a pro tap to a RNC and you're wondering why they're not hand fighting properly or tucking their chin, you'll understand why.

>um ackshully they got you with a good choke like a cross collar or something, not rnc
You shouldn't have let them get that choke. You've already lost. Hope that they accept taps but be prepared to take a nap in the next couple of seconds.

>>149899970
jiri beats poatan next time tho

Shut the fuck up faggot

imagine if Shakespeare cared about MMA

>>149900055

Imagine if I cared about anything besides mma.

>>149900055
i would all of them at the same time, not paying for it thougheverbeit

Can someone explain the claims of how King Robert the Green is courting within the royal family?

>>149900069
where's the lie

>>149900043
Diary of a whitebelt who just learned how to beat overcommitting to the choking arm that morning

The next evolution in MMA grappling is guys realizing that leg locks are actually really good for setting up sweeps and escaping bottom position even if it's hard to set up submissions from that position in an MMA context

wrist control clears mma

>>149900133
Gane has already solved grappling with the penis elevator sweep

>>149899874
pereira probably loses to reyes atp

this is a strikerchad general grabass faggots

>>149900055
chillings

>>149900148
*wrestlefucks u for 5 mins*
ok now what?

>>149900148
We own you strikecel

Pootan is washed I fear!

I ate a big bag of chips after like 2 weeks without chips and feel like I'm gonna puke. This shit is literally poison

Why can't I get a loan from the bank to bet on Dricus?

>>149900164
yeah they use msg in everything now, stuffs only good when your drunk. early 2000s bags of chips had class, could clear 2 bags of lays ketchup chips now I'm lucky to finish a handful

>>149900182
The older I get, the happier I am to eat homecooked meals where I know every single ingredient put in
Next step is to buy only fresh produce from farmers' markets. I feel like I haven't had truly organic chicken in years

>>149900161
Aye... this is either a good win for pantoja or it's a bad win, erceg sucks and therefore pantoja sucks for going this close to losing.
I swear you guys are getting dumber by the day. Use your head. You want him to end up like Islam? Look what his own diehard fans did to his name and legacy doing this.

>>149900212
shut up bitch I'd rub my nutsack across your forehead and you'd ask for seconds

>>149900211
I currently grow some of my own ingredients and food, its so kino grabbing a tomato from the garden and slice it fresh.

>thom u are tho thilly. GET.. OVER HERE lol lets thake the picthure already lol uvvu

>>149900231
Eeesh. A little dicey dicey. What are we doin here boys?

>I've been staring at it for 2 hours

>>149900040
Historny has vindicated me agian b

>>149900211
You fuken homo boof this Whopper like an man

>>149897770
based

Youre so fucking lame and pathetic

Marvin Vettori hit em with that old 1-2 combo

How is it that Vettori and Costa are full of muscles but can't break an egg?
Is pillowfist a genetic condition?

They should have a "shit fight of the night" incentive where they deduct 50k from the fighters purse for sucking

>>149900398
They are working out in the wrong rep range. Crazy that you can get away with getting something so simple so wrong at this level in mma

>>149900230
extremely based

Naw fuck that!!

Naw fuck that

>>149900385
Ok Ill fuck off godnight

DRod is unironically 200-0 on the streets

https://youtu.be/pL5Fg2rI9po?si=Wk-NdCWp5jSKXkwn

Gmhh

Goodnight

Boy Meets World: The Ilia Topanga Story

gamrotnight to you

why are there no american champions?

>>149900398
I made an effort post about it a long time ago with freeze frames of all his punches. He's only been practicing any striking for about 10 years now. He didn't even box as a teenager.
When he throws hooks and check hooks, they are almost ALWAYS palm swats. Like if you made a fist and then made a slapping motion. He doesn't turn over his punches, or even make wrist flexion instead, like say Oliveira. When he throws straights, most of the time his interphalangeal joints connect (the joints after your knuckles on your fingers). And third, with head shots he does do good hip rotation for power, but always lands at the extension before any torque. His muscles are enough to make him rock his opponents sometimes, he just can't put it all together in a live setting. Though his body shots are looking better.

I had two klondike bars and a mango yogurt. My tummy is feeling much better
I will never eat chips again

>>149900469
kayla harrison is the male bantamweight champion

Anthony "Turd" Smith

>/heem/?

Bobby bros, how we feelin?

>>149900836
>https://x.com/mikesington/status/1947323268903710722
Dana killed heem

>>149900859
Boblet can win. It's entirely possible.

>>149897770
My first UFC fight was Rockhold v. Costa. Pretty good fight it was Rockhold's last and he rubbed his bloody face all over Costa right before it ended.

Is this supposed to be Rockhold?

>>149900938
>My first UFC fight was Rockhold v. Costa
we're reaching levels of newfaggotry not thought possible

>>149900966
The new chin was successfully grafted. No one can stop him now.

oink

>>149901029
crazy how the former p4p #1 fighter fled the division because of this little guy

>>149897918
Gane needs to make the call

>>149900231
polish dutch connection

>>149900398
The likely don't have the bunda to allow for heeming power

Rare moment

>>149900966
looks more like bisping ai slop

>>149900966
Chills

>>149900469
Just checked and there are currently zero Australian fighters

Facts = Volk is Greek-Macedonian with the Macedonian flag on his shorts while guacaomo dela maladena is a Wog. In Australia, wogs aren't considered true Australians and experience racism

They should retire lightweight as a division now. Ilia should just do a global tour showing off the belt

Dustin Poirier was 10 years ago

what if they allowed biting. would it be meta? just imagine all the choke counters by biting mans arm/leg off

The dishes are Tony Ferguson

>>149901133
Mate, Australia is kind of like America, but with a lot of settlers from Macedonia and Bulgaria...and many convicts and outcasts sent there from all around...Not even counting bong shit.
Don't you get it? They can use this argument against ALL of our champions. Unless we get a "Running Wind Buffalo" injun to be champ, everyone can say technically "America" has NEVER had a champion EVER...
THEY CAN SAY "COUTURE IS TECHNICALLY FRENCH" "STRICKLAND WAS AN ENGLISH CHAMPION" "MIOCIC IS CROATIAN" "ALL BLACK AMERICAN CHAMPS ARE AFRICAN"
DELETE THIS YOU IDIOT FOR OUR OWN SAKE YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT BEFORE /HEEM/ GETS AHOLD OF THIS. LETS BOTH DELETE NOW
Why are my countrymen so retarded??

did tony get heemed by that youtuber yet?

>>149901272
t-they can't do that..

>>149901272
Cejudo the trve amerindian double champ

>>149901272
>"ALL BLACK AMERICAN CHAMPS ARE AFRICAN"
this is true

>>149901156
>>149901272
>technically 'america' has never had a champion ever
ameribros.... wtf

>>149901156
>>149901340
The only fighters with custom shorts inspired by America are... Gaethje and Chandler kwab

UFC fighters are dumb fucking pedos who support Orange pedophiles and jewish child rapists for a 10k/10k breadcrumbs.
Jon Jones really risking getting knocked the fuck out and throwing his entire career out the window only to try and join the pedophile club and dance like a money for a child rapist billionaire jew and his den of dogs.

>>149901369
Epstein? Nah man, Porier's Louisiana Hot Sauce

>>149901369
Bro your age of consent is 14... That's even younger than Epstein's girls... Your heart's in the right place but just pipe down on this subject...

>>149901369
>throwing his entire career out the window
already happened
he's not allowed on the white house card btw

>>149901439
More likely dana negotiating and letting him know they don't need him. So no big 30 mil guarantee if he wants the fight. If Aspinall beats everyone in the meantime, which he will, they'll make the fight.

>We eatin good ONEbros

>>149901457
Is that blood pudding?

>>149901462
Yeah it's the substance pumping through your veins, Sanjay

>which he will-ACK

>>149897778
Why do they have piss colored eyes?

Gane's best win is literally too fat to be allowed inside the octagon now. Plus he also got dropped by him

Post pregnant Megan Olivi

>>149901474
Sanjay? Who's that?

>>149901485
Would you prefer if they had poo colored eyes like the average Hungarian male?

>>149898745
Alright I'll start chewing wood.

>>149901488
Volkov got obese?

>>149901501
what is it with you and shit?

>>149901501
Your skin is poo coloured, you pakistani taxi driver.

>>149901369
>>149901438
bodied that pedo freak

>>149901506
Yeah look at the state of him

>>149898893
Blondie is a cutbaby, look at how much bigger she is than her opponent. Thankfully lighter man's skill was on Brunette's side.

>>149901376
>Ha sawls for ERY one. Erry body gets a ba'doo.

>>149901488
Crazy to think how Gane flushed that guy. He was on a nice run. Crazy to think Tai heemed Derrick Lewis with ease, then Gane ended his career. Sad, in a way.

Gane? Ain't that a nigga with thr clitty cage?

>>149901550
Or in some ways, Gane started his career

Gane sissies, i lost the key to my cage...

>>149899341
If he actually bothered to learn headmovement, yes. In his prime he fucking tanked knockout artists like Barboza and Garth, who needed five rounds of beating to TKO him, on a fucking double weight cut to remind you, so he was depleated and dehidrated. But he is an old dog, he won't be learning new tricks, and he still think he is just as durable (he's not).

Tie Tuivasa

>>149899341
No he's completely fucked. Salt Daddy is a jacked up Flip ready to rumble.

stop right there criminal scum

Tye Tuivasa

>>149900231
Holy shit, just how big is Tom? Dricus is fucking huge for Middleweight, and Tom's skull is twice the size of him.

CG
Chastityl Gane

>>149901616
Dicksuck is literally smaller than Strickland you retard

It's time to strip Tom Aspinall of his paper belt

>>149901272
Dana needs to recruit Indians. Not the streetshitters, the Heya Hoya ones, the native Americans.

>DRICUS IS FREAKIN YUUGE
this meme needs to end.

Tit tuivasa

>>149901641
Daddy Guru is a giant though it's not a fair comparison.
He also has an 8+ inch cock he said....oir gigachad

lifting weights

>>149901641
odd picture

17th of August
Cumsplat's damaged carcass is placed into a coffin and lowered 6 feet under.

>>149901669
Post your betslip or get the BBC dildo out your bussy, playa

>>149901641
dricus walks around at 230 lbs / 105 kg... stipe has weighed in at that size. guru is just a nephilim.

>BBC dildo???? WHERE

>Z-zatdaddy will lose... b-but I won't bet on it because... uh..
GEEEEEEEG Zatdaddy owns ya bacon bussy and the keys to ya clitty cage

>DDP....i need.....YOUR BIG AFRICAN COCK PLEASE RAWDOG MY BUSSY AND USE YOUR CUMMIES AS LUBE FOR ROUND 2

>THAT BBC? GAVE ME AIDS! TWICE!!!! AND I'M LOOKING FOR MORE

Uh oh BDS clitty leakage

>>149901438
fucking kek, I hope this is true because the Bulgaria bro looks like a right fuckhead now

>BRAZZA DILDOING SELF??? I DO THAT

In light of recent revelations it turns out Khamzat is an actual BBC poster. So this is not a mischaracterization. If you think about it

>BBC???? WHERE

daily reminder

Khumshart is a factual BBC lover

IF YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE I TELL YOU I'M YOUR MAN

>>149901785
Please Dana! I'll fight for pennies!

Zatdaddy warped your peabrain.

>149901889
>this is the kind of sodomy Brazza detractors save
Uhhh BDS sisters?

oh dear oh dear I am afraid!

Zatdaddy seething!

>>149901974
KEK, Cumzitt said this.

10-7 Zatdaddy

khamzat was TKOd by some Jew on twitter

>>149902037
What is it about Moslems that makes them predisposed to being degenerate homosexuals and interracial fetishists? Is it the religion itself or something more genetic?

>>149902058
Costurd is the one getting bred by a BBC daddy like a good piggy, not Zatdaddy

>>149902053
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/3748-haim-gozali
thats that bellator Jew with the fake fights

me after 1 day no gooning to pawg milfs

2 fuckin beasts that are built different

Zatdaddy and Daddysanya spitroasting Costurd so deep they touch tips.

>>149902136
kai won that fuckin fight

Dricus is teeny tiny. He's microscopic.

>>149901858
YOU WIN SOME, LOSE SOME ITS ALL THE SAME TO ME.

>>149902154
Word on the Joeycord is that him and Topiglet share an extra small clitty cage

Official /heem/ canon is as follows:
Kai beat Albazi
Erceg beat Pantoja
Kai heemed Erceg
Pantoja subbed Kai

And thus the lineal belt was reunited with the physical, however Pantoja is unlikely to ever even the score with Erceg.

>>149901793
Hung recognise hung

>>149901598
Put that shit back in retirement spams I'll chase you off again.

>>149902166
You can kill a man…

But you cannot kill an idea.

YUMBINI

>>149901439
>dana said

KEK

Will you braindead niggers EVER learn??

White House Bound

Pretty funny how Transpinall will be stripped immediately when Jones returns.

Daddysanya deserves a title shot when Zatdaddy is champ. Former GOAT vs future GOAT. This is a true legacy fight

>>149902266
Seeing these Black Daddies go at it is triggering my rigormortussy!

>>149902277
Factual post.

There won't be a dry clitty cage in the house.

shut up sneed

>>149902266
Jon Jones: Defender of the White Race

>>149902203
Mmmmmmmmm.....

tom aspinall is evil
don't shoot the messenger

man dune is a piece of shit

>>149902266
What is wrong with blacks

They finally signed Yousri Belgaroui, he'll be fighting Azamat Bekoev in a few weeks

Came inside my own ass because I am Michael Chandler.

>>149902366
he’s shit

Crazy Islam will never know the joy of a sausage, cheese and bean pasty

>>149902366
Ah yes another old ass kickboxer

Best European? Sweden.
Worst European? Italy.

>>149902266
He's not black, he's Jon Jones

Damn nigga heem fucking donezo

Jon Jones is quintessentially black, typical even.

Black faggot nigger, even.

johan johannes

FACT: 42 year old full time firefighter Stipe Miocic lasted 7x longer than Ciryl Gane against Jon Jones.

GAYne

Blaydes defeats Aspinall
KO/TKO
0:15 Round 1 of 5

>brings up Gane out of nowhere

Rent free.

>>149902649
this was debunked

Joanna Zanella Schaub defeated Brendan Peter Schaub's meng multiple times I fear.

Do you reckon goobs takes tolerance breaks from coke? By the end of a 5 day bender it just makes me feel normal without a tickle of the yacked up sensations

Aspinall defeats Blaydes
KO
1:00 Rounf 1 of 5

>>149902588
Who could've predicted Jon's absolute domination of Stiopic?

>>149902685
Wasn't really "absolute domination" if we're being honest with ourselves.

>>149902656
Asspissbussynall fangirls really have a terminal case of Gane Derangement Syndrome

>>149902366
>Lost to Pereira and Jizzy
>Lost to both of them twice.
Why should I be excited?

Stipe is the most dominant heavyweight champ and he got nothing in terms of retirement pageantry. But peahead and lionshart got movies and fanfare. Fuck out of here!

>>149900976
Yeah these newfag appearing out nowhere amirite

According to the Internet pop up, Hazel Moore is only 8 kilometres away and willing to engage in premarital intercourse. Should I risk it?

>>149902725
You will die of aids if you do bro

Just realized the next two fight night cards are absolutely BUSSIN'. Way better than 318

don't post here if you haven't been watching since at least volkanovski vs lopes like me

Why does Aspinall make all the brown sub 70 IQ chimps on this general seethe?

>>149902776

>>149902662
He seems to still train in the week, probably tell himself he’ll stop then has a pint on Friday and gets back on it

Dangerous Davey Grant fight week

>>149902795
THE Angela White?

>>149902813
She just went to space

>>149902800

schaubanovski

>>149902805
Gooby is just like me fr fr

>>149902835
do you even lift ur meng

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>Dee I'm having a panic attack, come and rub me chest and tell me it'll be okay ye?

THEM STATUS: FOLLOWED

I've just had a fight with my meng when I've looked at that skirt,he's got some hands almost heemed me but I've overpowered him in the championship round with my veteran durability and cardio

Id like to think of myself as an less rich and popular Connor. Every other emelent is there

>>149902985
Including the thicccboy under the gucci trackies?

>>149902985
post em, jacked taiwanese boi

>>149902985
Have you ever heemed your fazza before?

My Schaubs are literally fucking up my life

Khabib is essentially mgregor, food for consumption

>>149902956
>"FRANCIS HAD HER IN HER PRIME"

>>149902994
>>149903008
Ok besides that too

>>149903083
Khabib is essentially McGregor, when it comes to food consumption instead of cocaine.

Is Ciryl Gane lightskin?

>>149903083

>>149903061
It gets better, Ive found putting some yogurt on your ass after wiping helps keep it from burning. Not an lot either, just an small dollop with an teaspoon. It will last for hours if you get an high fat yogurt. Welcome.

>>149903262

>>149903262
No burning here b. Just the soize and frequency. I doubled my protein intake and now I'm pushing out giant Lincoln Schaubs.

Yeah you shitten nigguh

Shit!
>Yeah you finna shit nigguh
Ohhh fuck I'm shittin!
>Oh nigga fuck
Eugh!
>Shit mofucka
Ohh mofucka
>Yeah you shit nigga
Oh feel like I'm cummin out my ass
>You feel like you cummin out yo ass?

Niggas is laughing but it's actually tough to shit this much. It's like a fight camp.

stand yer base, /heem/, yew mad fewl of a ting

You are laughing now but we will see next saturday.

>>149903511
We gonna find out sataday night baby

Tony Ferguson was never good.

>>149903545
'fraid so, 'fraid so

>>149903545
Facts, the game simply evolved around him and he paid the price

I need for Jon Anik to lower his adderall dosage.

>>149903545
He was good its just that he was overly reliant on youthful physical attributes. Then he got old and had nothing.

Tony Ferguson was ALWAYS good.

if the GFL had come to pass Tony would be holding at least 2 belts right now

>>149903587
Olivi is doing a good job of raiding his medicine cabinet

>>149903572
Everyone he lost to was from the exact same generation as him other than Paddy

new
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>>149903590
>he was good
That's where we disagree.

>>149903654
mid

heem deez nuts

>>149919458
>>149909788
oops