poo poo pies

>>149900601
Which subreddits do you post on?

>>149900617
r/usedpanties

i was in a waiting room and the two receptionists were gossiping about another woman saing how she got an abortion and one of them said 'when i was pregnant i just took a pill but she was likee almost full term'

>>149900617
None at the moment

>>149900595 (OP)
big if true

Joined the gym lads going to go tomorrow night I’m so excited!

no one gives a fuck about collingwood

I tried a block of Whittakers Peanut Butter chocolate, found the chocolate to be a bit waxy unfortunately, should have just stuck to peanut butter m&ms or reece’s cups

the brisbane nepobabbys

do you guys like the muppets?

do you guys like annie knight?

do you guys like weet-bix?

>>149900717
crisp st kilda supporter

do you guys like chicken twisties?

do you guys like rugby union?

does anyone know where i can get some custom guernseys made

does anyone know where i can get some custom guernseys made

>>149900811
yeah mate

Good afternoon alf

why can’t i post
why is this website so shit

>>149900811
no but sekem may

>>149900825
cool

>>149900811
temu

ynr when carlton had to get a local manufacturer to make white shorts for them because nike only gave them grey clash shorts to match the grey jumper and refused to make white ones

>>149900885
based fuck whites

every fart leaks poo
there's some red in my poo

i would take my husbands name when i got married (if i were a lady)

>>149900925
kwab

>90s afl logo
>80s club logo (that never even appeared in the jumper)
>weird logo spacing and sizes
2/10

>>149900943
dont know or care who any of these poofs are

>some guy

>>149900943
they know they can be lazy as gen z sois seem to lap up anything "80s" its quite bizarre

>>149900943
bit weird that guernseys need the logo of the team on it, we know who the teams are, no need to reinforce that identity on the team we already know and are watching, not that anyone can see the logo from the stands or broadcast so it's pointless anyway

suck shit docherty
left us at our lowest
now you have no nuts and no flag

>>149900943
the old kfc logo on the back is cool

are people really wanking over heeney beating up fucking north kek?
thats exactly what shit players in shit teams that dont make finals do

it’s hard to find shoes that i like because i have such big feet (size 13 UK)
and yes, everything else is in proportion

ayone got some more dat swanny penis

Gonna shave my balls and arse tonight

i want to get a crack and sack wax done but i’m so afraid i’ll get a stiffy when they touch my penis and it will be so embarrassing

The Bulldogs should have had Brisbane's team song

>>149900995
I guarantee that would not be the first time that's ever happened and they probably just chuckle knowing that as soon as they rip off their strips any level of arousal you have is going to instantly disappear.

Who will the crows be beating in this year's grand final?

Any nutcases in?

>>149901030
glenelg

we're the bulldogs
the western bulldogs
and we're here to show you why
we're the big dogs
kings of the big game
we're the bulldogs
we're mauling a child

>>149901038
>we're the bulldogs
>the western bulldogs
>and we're here to show you why
Huh?

Greater Western Melbourne Bulldogs

>>149901038
>we're mauling a child
Bulldogs aren't the same as pitbulls.

>>149901045
>GWM
>Great Wall Motors
>China
bit in this

the greater western victoria rebels is the name of a real football team

>>149901019
Why?

>>149901057
French song, French colours, French bulldogs

honestly fed up with the eagles shitting up the comp

>tfw you look up the lyrics to the French anthem and it's incredibly blood thirsty talking about killing people and watering their fields with the blood of traitors and telling all their citizens to take up arms

>>149901065
This but also North, St Kilda and Essendon.

>>149901059
they should have based in on god save the kingy
british song, british colours, british bulldogs

>>149901073
they should all merge 2bh

>>149901065
Just feel the chicken from the strain of an over extended comp are coming home to roost. Too many teams and not enough talent.

Eagles were unlucky to be at the bottom at the wrong time. The future will just get worse with permanent good teams and permanent bad teams

>>149901072
then look at how gay ours is

>>149901078
Equally valid and good idea

The same people who have been predicting Carlton as a top 4 contender for the last 5 years?

Today morning i order a breakie meal without any bacon or meat because i am vegetarian by my birth and due to my belief but they putt a bacon patty in that and by mistake i ate that it was totally hurts my belief and feeling .... i hage an very disappointed and disgusted feeling about it shame if you can't serve what customer why are you opening a business why

>>149901083
>trade draft picks for old cunts
>whinge that there is no good young talent
interesting

>>149901084
Ours was good until they made it WOKE

When I was a kid I assumed the bulldogs and the Eagles were both from the same place because they have West in their name and thought it must be a big rivalry between them

How fucking lame is everyone involved in AFL now? The players, coaches, fans, media personalities, commentators, all insufferable cunts, I hate them all.

>>149901103
Who isn't "lame"?

might buy a fuck-off yuge cuck truck simply because of how much they make terminally online wowsers lose their shit

>>149901106
Josh

>>149901103
jack riewoldt and jordan lewis are massive poofs with poof takes
riewoldt was sooking about mcraes comment about fremantle and lewis still crying about ken mocking ginnivan

the players are cool

might buy an awning and camping storage and going go camping once every two years

NRL is cooler than AFL

>>149901113
Crazy how the hawk roach media went into a tizzy because Ginnivan got ahead of himself in the finals and demanded Kens head for a simple comment back

It was actually one of the biggest storms in a teacup i can remember because Lewis and Hodge were beside themselves with anger

>im older then docherty and i look way younger and have a better hairline

priority pick 1 to MY iggos AND band 1 compo for oscar or i go and buy a perth bears membership and start watching nrl

might buy a huge obnoxious leisure truck because i'm a tradie and not buy a van which is cheaper in every way and carries more

>>149901132
>give away your draft picks
>actually we need extra because we are still shit oops
Get fucked. Go watch nrlel instead

NRL needs to become national, need a team in Adelaide again as well as Perth

wonder which afl player drivers the most humble car
thinking about someone on 600k a year driving an 05 corolla or something

>>149901141
this didn't happen

>>149901143
Many are saying this

>>149901143
As an Adelaide resident it will probably have less support than the local A-league and NBL teams tbqhwy. It won't be able to compete with footy in the same time of year

might buy a Golf GTI and brake check utes kek

>>149901149
Call me vain but I'd support/attend an Adelaide rugby team if the colours/mascot/branding isn't lame

I dont like the disrespect NRL gets from GAYFL elitists, they say NRL is stupid and for dumb blokes blah blah blah, its bullshit

>Carlton has shut down Charlie Curnow's wishes to play for Gold Coast, telling him he's not for trade

I love Australian Rules Football but lets be honest AFL has not been too great lately has it?

>>149901165
fuck off idiot

>>149901083
They've made some pretty poor list management moves in the last few years, the worst of which being the Tim Kelly trade. They traded picks 14, 15, 24 and 33 for him. They knew it was going to cost them long term. They basically had no young talent coming in at all for the two years they were a mid table team. And even then they still didn't bottom out and have handed contract renewals to Tim Kelly, who clearly gives zero fucks, and Elliot Yeo, who cannot get on the park. Even now when they desperately need more young talent they've refused to bottom out and have traded away high picks for Baker and Owies. All that shit has compounded their current issues and meant their rebuild is dragged out way longer than it needed to be.

nobody gives a shit about nrl fuckhead. go back.

I cant have this conversation again

greg swann will fix all laura kanes fuckups and it will be great again

buasinmess idea: combine nrl, afl and netball into one national sport

>>149901177
good shout netball is actually fun

>>149901121
nice mate have fun

Netball is agood sport but its not very popular is it?

>>149901170
crisp damaged Weagles supporter

call me old-fashioned, but what turns me off the most about rugby is the piss drinking, the arse fingering, the setting fire to the family car with the family inside, the coercing dogs to perform oral sex, the little things like that

netball is like gay basketball lol

>>149901189
only with women and the gayest men imaginable

>afl gets rid of sub rule> player gets concussed out of the game in first 5 mins > coaches whinge this is not fair and we need an injury sub > coaches use sub tactically rather than for injuries > coaches campaign to get rid of sub rule

fucking over this script we keep living

The most popular sport in Australia amongst gay men is probably GAYFL actually

just have 6 on the bench i reckon

>>149901205
afl does get bigger crowds in sydney so i wouldnt be surprised if this was true

Curnow apparently wants to be a Sun. Don't hear too many big names wanting to get traded to the Suns but that would be a big get for them. Carlton should probably consider moving him on. Suns have a lot of first round picks this year they'll need to get rid of while the Blues have absolutely nothing and are facing a rebuild.

There unironically should be 10 on the bench
But rotations should be cut back by a lot

>>149901153
beyond crisp

afl was based with unlimited rotations
i want to see fat cunts like swan dominate

Curnow MUST be sent to Queensland for the health of the game

>>149901165
>AFL has not been too great lately has it?
Yeah, it's been pretty bad as of late

>>149901237
There's too much congestion as it is. More rotations will just worsen that issue.

Rugby's a perfectly fine sport, but it shouldn't be mainstream. I think it works best as a widely known niche sport.

They should allow one tactical slur per game.

think i might start watching soccer instead (NPL not aleague)

>>149901240
I'd say he needs to be sent there for the health of Carlton desu.

imagine the devious things you could do sitting in the front row with an umpires whistle

>>149901254
you could stick it up your bum

They should allow one tactical slut per game.

boak has an oddly placed pillar in his house

>>149901261
based

>>149901267
Why is that there?

>>149901267
Why is he 38 and not married with children?

>>149901269
what i would do for just a taste

clay hall's sisza must be very beautiful for harley to take her over smooth pussy yaz

>50m! pointed to the scoreboard!

all aflw players look like tayla harris to me

imagine if every game this round was an upset

>>149901222

>>149901309

love her so much

>>149900692
i love whittakers milk choc but rarely buy it because it costs such an insane amount

>>149901222
Verrry interesting. I wouldn't have been surprised if he wanted to move to a real team up north but I probably would've put sydney or brissy ahead of GC.
>>149901306
Despicable and disgraceful. AFL needs to make a public announcement that this was a bad decision and that the ump is permanently sent to the VFL div 3 ressies.

>>149901322
I noticed even blocks of Cadbury are $8 now. I would only buy any chocolate if it was on special. Regular price is a fucking joke.

peanut butter and peanuts taste different. makes you wander

>>149901334
my iga isn't that bad, i think most things are around $5- but pre covid they were probably $4, and regularly on sale for $2. colesworth in the last few years have gone apeshit, like you say blocks there are so much more expensive for no reason

>>149901338
Peanuts + salt + vegetable oil

>>149901338
>peanut butter
Disgusting slop

you have a moral obligation to steal from colesworths wherever possible

>>149901338
wander where?

>sam docherty retirement speech
I really don't like this Americanist performative emotional speech culture.

>>149901343
I just had a look online and seems like IGA are $8 too.

>>149901346
good slop if ya dogs involved iykwim haha

>https://www.afl.com.au/news/1372114/afl-suspends-umpires-after-fremantle-defeats-collingwood-in-thriller%0A
AFL Suspends Umpires After Fremantle Beats Collingwood

The AFL has suspended four umpires after Fremantle’s shock one-point win over Collingwood at the MCG, citing their “failure to protect Collingwood’s interests.”

Brett Rosebury, Curtis Deboy, Hayden Meyer, and John Howorth will miss upcoming rounds after the Dockers came from 22 points down to win 12.7 (79) to 11.12 (78).

AFL umpires’ boss Stephen McBurney said the result was “a clear breach of protocol.”

“Allowing a non-Victorian team to win a close game at the MCG, especially against Collingwood, is unacceptable,” McBurney said. “The umpires should have found a soft free or 50 to save the Pies.”

The decision follows a controversial 50m penalty against Fremantle for dissent, which the AFL now says “didn’t go far enough.”

“We paid the 50, but we didn’t pay the follow-up 50s we could have for the eye-roll and the exhale,” McBurney admitted. “We let the game slip.”

“Those are the moments where an experienced umpire should step in and find a high tackle free to Collingwood, or at least call a block 30 metres off the ball,” McBurney said.

“Instead, these umpires let Fremantle lock the ball inside 50 and allowed Josh Treacy to take a mark and waste precious seconds. That’s not what this league is about.”

In addition to their suspensions, the four umpires will be required to present to the Collingwood Football Club and explain their actions before being considered for selection again.

Might start jacking off everyday again

>>149901359
xD

>>149901359
lol

garn on a holiday
cya in a few weeks
dosn

still find it strange that afl umpires are only part time still. cunts go to adult daycare then go to princes park after "work" to run beep test and bounce the ball once and that's their umpire training

feeling positive about my future

>>149901371
crips dons monke poster

>>149901371
Please keep posting the monkers, I like it.

>>149901285
Why do you even know his relationship and family status? And why do you care? You fucken faggot fuck you.

>>149901359
g1m8

>>149901371
have fun

>>149901374
crisp mini

>>149901358
wdym

>>149901378
you right champ?

>>149901373
Yeah, it's a joke. And they get paid six figures and you're not allowed to criticise them at as a player or you'll be fined or suspended. I have no idea why they don't have full time umpires.

>>149901359
haha

>>149901373
they're 100% power junkies. talking to a friend in the industry apparently lots of them are actually in high up positions like doctors which at first i didn't believe but now i think i do considering how up themselves they are

ummm he isnt gay he ie just dedicated more than any player in history okay!!!???
don't ask why he doesn't have a flag or brownlow

Would you be an ump if it paid 250k a year?

>>149901371
love your work, monkeposter

>>149901396
i just assumed all umpires are PE teachers

how do you be full time umpire u dumb cunt. like 38 hours 5 days a week upiring?

>>149901373
people enforcing rules for free?
that would be ridiculous

>>149901400
no, i dont want people hating me. also i would feel embarrassed screwing up the bounce constantly

umpires more like uninspires

>>149901404
same applies to footy players then

>>149901405
Could you imagine lol

>>149901414
umpires are not under the regiment of an elite athlete

>>149901404
same way footballers are full time
>fitness training
>bounce training
>rules study
>review of previous matches and errors
>studying teams and their game styles for potential infractions they tend to make
>practice scenarios out on the ground
>hand signal technique
and for goal umps
>vision and reaction training
>proper flag waving and score carding technique

the umpires don’t want to go pro, they want to keep their day jobs

why would an umpire need to bounce a ball

Maybe we need more diverse umps, I notice a lot of them (all) are white.

i wonder if the players can sense when eleni is menstruating

Eleni Goulfstas, Chelsea and that other cute goal ump should have a group chat called ‘YUMpires’

still cant get this fucking rivet gun to pop

>>149901437
>forgetting based david rodan

Eleni is lovely

>Eleni Goulfstas
Meant Eleni Tee OAM btw

thrusting into elenis bum when she runs backwards after bouncing the ball

I actually had sex with Eleni in high school

the nfl is bullying us
https://archive.md/Wngmi

business idea: respect women

>>149901464
twist: that was only last year

eleni the nonce

>>149901473
respect is earnt, not given

>>149901464
I doubt that, I highly doubt that

>>149901464
same

when was the last time an umpire booked someone? as in reported them by looking at their back and writing their number in the notebook

do they even carry notebooks anymore?

>>149900965
beyond based comment

Why do people make a big deal about Leigh Matthews hit on Neville Brunns?
I just watched it again and it wasnt anything out of the ordinary for the time, they were always hitting eachother back then

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMZHHHEWWW ZHEWW ZHEEEWWW NNNNNNNNNGMMMMM ZHEW ZHEW ZHEW SCRRRRR PSH NNNNNGGGGGMMM

https://youtu.be/YGTPSKSuo-g

>>149901371
see ya moite

suck shit buckley
left us at our lowest
now you have no misso and no flags

>>149901562
because the shats are a protected species that cheat the cap and yet get hit with a tiny fine because the whole footy media landscape is dominated by dzhilong scum

What's Bobby Hill up to?

>>149901518
reported this for off-topic
iykyk haha

>>149901649
are you wanking

>>149901649

>>149901649
would once for the memes

>>149900595 (OP)
nice clickbait
collingwood will most likely win four out of five of their remaining games

>>149901684
>>149901674
>>149901591

What's wrong with Collingwood supporters?

>>149901649
Sam Lalor's mom

>>149901684
if that loss is to brisbane they finish 2nd

SUNS will defeat the brisbane lionesses this upcoming round

imagine snorting coke off a hot sluts asshole

the hotter they are the less they wipe from my experience

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs >>149901737

yaz duursmas pussy and arsehole

>>149901775
what of it Xavier?

>>149901269
>>149901775
She's so pretty

Yeah women look so damn good by they are still gross we know that

>>149901430
this, most are drawing a six figure primary income doing some deadshit finance or conditioning job in addition to their umping gig

it's only Tuesday wtf

the other day someone posted in /afl/ "im out" and someone replied with "based sam konstas". i just want you to know i laughed at that post. it was funny and it didnt even get a single reply. if i wasnt banned at the time i would have replied with a "kek" because you deserved it.

just want to eat a dirty prozzie bum
but they always clean before

i lied. i wasnt banned. i was lurking and couldnt be bothered waiting for the 100 seconds or whatever to reply. but you deserved at least one upvote for that funny post.

if we had a reddit gold system here on 4chan i would have given you some. actually funny/witty posts are few and far between on 4chan these days and i appreciate them when they come around.
so well done you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcYaAAucTIs

lots of the pros I've been to in japan have a "don't wash beforehand" option and it's frankly disgusting we don't get that here

>>149901831
such is life in the nanny state

cant believe guys with skinny dicks that dont even take care of their pubes properly are getting their pathetic small dicks sucked by cute femboys and im getting nothing and i have a nice thick cock and perfectly manscaped pubes and balls.

>>149901833
more like tranny state

forgot pic

i want to call victoria the tranny state but i forgot we're the ones with mardi gras and the swans with out players such as isaac heeney and chad warner and brodie grundy

>>149901850
isaac heeney isn't gay he's a based right wing chad

>>149901717
>mom
FOY

looks like wank looms

>>149901836
Well have you even tried? Have you been to gay bars? Have you looked on grindr?

>>149900595 (OP)
what is it about afl and flagrant homosexuality

just did a big nick daicos kicking

gay thread

IF you have not had sex irl but have jacked off to pr0n
THEN you're not a virgin

virginity = sexual purity of body and mind

>>149901810
Not even close to being funny or witty

>>149901843
phwwoar

>>149901843
source on this goddess?

Josh is based and funny

I still remember the first time I made myself orgasm, shit was cash

>>149901902
this but prostate orgasm

>>149901902
yeah same and for me it was at the gta 4 strip club

FIENDING a pear somersby

>>149901923
these supplement health anti age freaks are mentally ill

>>149901942
It's a byproduct of the superficial narcissistic American mindset infecting the world, seeing everything as a consumptive utility in efforts for continued self-aggrandisation.
Americanism is a cancer.

love her

to love her you must first love you

I used to love her but the pandemic destroyed her mind and now she's a nutcase for whom I have very little feeling.

love is fake and gay

>>149901430
I'm sure they do. They're not required to do any significant training or review commitments throughout the week, then adjudicate one game poorly on the weekend and get paid six figures. Would be arguable if they could do the job well but they're doing it piss poorly. Start an umpire academy, increase the salary available to full timers, reduce the pay offered to part timers and get people that are willing to live and breathe umpiring through the week and are actually capable of delivering consistent and correct adjudication.

no one feels like i do

A boy goes to the Olympics and and approaches a man with a long stick, and says to him, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

"No, I'm German," says the man, "but how did you know my name?"

>>149901318
why are carlton fans so agro?

Just been sleeping lots today.

Just been sleeping lots today.

Just been sleeping lots today.

how many boosters

how many boosters

how many boosters

I haven't got my latest booster probably gunna die of memevid now.

I haven't got my latest booster probably gunna die of memevid now.

I haven't got my latest booster probably gunna die of memevid now.

We trippling up in this bitch.

How many others here can they say never took a single covid shot?

>>149902069
me i can

just two more weeks till the vaccine kills everyone

ynr chartcunt

time to cross my t's and dot my i's

whats a drink chart

what a wowser

how are some trannies pasable then you have your dani laidleys

>>149902140
He's right btw

its not that they're passable its that you're gay

>>149902140
>drinking
>faggots
>short shorts
We need Allah

>>149902140
doesn’t his tv show shill for goyglug?

>>149902140
he's right but he supports carlton therefore i disagree

>>149902143
trying to transition at like 60 probably doesn't help

let me say this, expect the unexpected

>>149902184
He didn’t try to transition, he just put on some lipstick, a wig and a dress. He still has a penis and is in a relationship with a woman

some fart themselves awake, I fart myself asleep

>>149902202
What does being in a relationship with a woman have to do with it?

Phil Inn

>>149902249
Women should be in relationships with men

>>149902143
>how are some trannies pasable
Mate, it's legitimately less than 1% that pass. They are the anomalies, Dean Laidley is the norm.

>>149902288
99% of trannies are "lesbians". They're not women, they're mentally ill men larping as women as part of a sexual fetish.

how do i get a gf like this

dean laidley only larps as a tranny because he got caught with an arseful of meth and belted women so trooning out was the only way to save his public reputation

he will go back to being a full man eventually

>>149902406
based transvestigator, when is gary lyon going flip you reckon m8

>>149902416
he'd need a few more big scandals

>>149902403
I don't find that attractive at all

White women just aren't that attractive. They're sort of like a pair of really gigantic fake tits. It should be hot, but it just isn't. Asian women are much better.

Anglo women can be 'hot' or 'sexy' or whatever, but they're very rarely ever beautiful.

>>149902387
looking good mate

feeling hungry

kek

pies might fall out of the top spot but adelaide fags are utterly delusional if they think they'll win every game and take it from them

nah thilthorpe is the second coming of lockett kek

Collingwood won't lose top spot. People get carried away. These results will all be meaningless come finals when it ends up Pies vs Cats.

t here’s fuck all difference between finishing 1st and 2nd, especially when you’re guaranteed to play every final at your home ground kek

>ends up as the two most protected teams that are likely finals bound
get a load of this footy genius, what a call

adelaide had a good rebuild, richmond are well on their way too. good quick turnarounds.
norf, iggs, bombers, and saints take note. melbourne soon too.

>>149902837
8 years of no finals isn’t really a quick turn around

>>149902849
they didn't linger aimlessly 11-16 for years, that's the point
also they were gypped out of it last year or so with that uncalled goal against sydney

>>149902837
Don't know if I'd call Adelaide's quick. It worked out well for them in the end but there was question marks over their midfield for a long time. They seemed to keep drafting duds or battlers there. Trading in Dawson, Rankine and Peatling was the difference there. And actually playing Rankine through the mids which seemed to take Nicks forever to actually do.

>>149902837
>Richmond perform well when their senior players perform well
>KANGAS TAKE NOTE THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT
lay off the bags kingy

>>149902837
Richmond are still reliant on Hopper and Taranto. Long way to go yet.

>>149902904
I reckon Vlastuin and Nank are just as important, maybe more so, than those two. That's four very good mature bodies to have around developing kids. Balta not under curfew and Prestia if he could stay on the park would help too. I really like the kids they've got though and haven't even seen Smillie at AFL level yet. Throw in the two top 5 picks they'll get this year and their future is looking good.

dancing with the devil

by the pale moonlight

meant dancing like a faggot to prince btw

the poo i did was so big it couldnt flush. had to break it up with the brush then drip pooey shit water from the brush on the floor to wash it off in the sink

felt like an iggs defender during the 3rd quarter last saturday

No need for that language mate

>>149902904
>>149902988
not a tiges customer but imo mcintosh is very solid and i never see anyone talk about him

What can we actually use all our dollarbucks for?

WC have lots of money, this isn't news. I keep hearing about how WC don't need a priority pick because of all the resources we have available. Which would be great if we were Manchester City. Or Geelong.

So what can we actually use our Scrooge McDuck vault for to improve the team?

We can't go over the salary cap, nor can we spread it out over 50 players instead of 40.

The soft cap is $7.7m. Still about $2m lower than what it was pre covid.

As I understand it if we spend an extra $500k we pay a 200% tax, so would be handing $1m to the AFL.

Is it worth it? If we bring in 2 or 3 more assistant coaches or development staff or whoever will it make a big impact? Is there any area other than the playing list that there is a glaring weakness that can be improved just by throwing money at it?

>>149903996
get the boys some prozzies

>>149904013
harley's shout after the club signs his deal

>>149903996
give all the team massive dickhead leisure trucks

the soft cap was one of the worst things to ever happen to the afl

>>149901174
Greg Swann won't fix shit, except maybe the results of a few key matches to keep the gambling agencies happy.

bigboomer is not a nice place. three threads on the main board sinking the boot into west coast alone. really mean spirited posting

i'm glad we alfies are nice cunts who only attack each other and two collingwood players

Anyone got their tax return back yet?

>>149903996
use it to make living in western australia appealing.

>>149902544
>season
implies it will be fixed and brought back next year. i don't think so - that looks career ending

Good morning alf

>>149908265
good morning alfie

good morning alf
taking my morning dockies

>>149904204
kek i just checked the seething never ends over my iggs and it's the usual suspects fred posters and colliwobbles

>>149905007
perth should be more appealing to live in than geelong and smellbum, problem is vicbias and dzhilong cheating the cap

>>149903272
He's a real solid player. Nothing special but gets the job done. He'd probably be in their top 5 if he played for the Eagles

I woke up again

>>149909399
Same, up and at 'em as they say

>>149909399
>>149909515
At leas you're making money.

Cats set to offer NWM 1.6 for 8 years making him one of the highest paid players in the league. Throwing a spanner in the works for Adelaide and Port Adelaide who were both front runners to secure him

>>149909574
how are the cats going to pay butters and harley then?

>>149909620
Geelong said they have salary cap room for 2 big signings so they can probably stil afford one of either Butters or Reid

>believing geelong
also didn't geelong just say they have moved away from trying to sign harley because he's too expensive?

hate it how when some some musicians does all the normies just HAVE to listen to their music non stop for like a week

hate it how when some musician dies all the normies just HAVE to listen to their music non-stop for like a week

>>149909776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nZURJHE7lc

the worst was when bowie died although it will be 10x as bad when mccartney carks it

>>149909967
Yeah the beatles shit will be the worst can't stand them.

I unironically like some of the Beatles stuff. Mostly because in my late teens and early 20s I went through a real psychedelic music phase and they were some of the pioneers of that sort of thing.

*yawns*
*stretches*
time to get up i guess

Bulldogs put "Ellie Blackburn" in their top 5 greatest players of all time (a ranking that includes both men and women). AFL fans aggressively defend this too.

Why does the AFL community worship women so much?

>>149910198
guarantee bob murphy aggressively lobbied to include a female

What are your most iconic Marvel moments?

dadza was a fan of black sabbath when they started, and i became a fan too as a teenager. pretty sad about the news lads.
can't even distract myself thinking about the footy as yet another dreadful round comes up.

>>149910282
Spider-man and Kirsten Dunst’s upside down kiss

>>149910320
based when marvel was good

>>149910198
The average person laughs at the thought of comparing the aflw to the afl. Everyone knows it's a joke. I rate local suburban footy higher than the girls

brody mihocek kicked goal of the year but wasn't even nominated for goal of the round?

when was the last time you guys shit yourself? (in a literal sense)

>>149909399
Good pic, I’m trying to get rid of obsessively thinking this exact way, it’s like the current moment is just a haze and real life exists some time the future and the past

>>149910757
I think in 2022 when I had bad gastro

>>149910757
I haven't shat myself but I've had some follow through some time this year.

POWAH on mont ventoux last night in le tour

>check out twomey's phantom form guide
>ANOTHER FUCKING JOSH
Fuck these subhuman parents and their inability to name their children. How many joshes do we need in this competition?

>>149910940
gotta have another lachy too. Keep those shit aussie names coming through

>>149909558
What's the point of money a working wage no longer affords a lifestyle significantly better than welfare?

>>149910977
Haha, this top 30 has the full trifecta of shitty modern names

>>149910937
Based

>>149910198
Bigfooty is full of søyfaggots that worship women and brown people.

Beau McCreery has strained his hamstring and will be sidelined for 2-3 weeks

Wheels falling off

>>149910757
Literally this year. I lifted my leg to fart while washing the dishes and the sound and wetness instantly made me realise I shit myself. It didn't even feel like it would be anything other than a fart. Pretty sure that's the first time I've shit myself in over a decade.

>>149911027
>Even the younger players are falling apart
Damn, what are they gonna do when the old boys start breaking down just before September?
Also what are the odds DeGoey injures himself as soon as he starts playing again?

>>149910940
Let me issue you a sobering reminder. In the AFL there are currently zero players named the following:

Gary
Darren
Darryl
Scott
Tony (ahem, they prefer to be named anthony)
Dustin
Barry
Martin
Shane (don't say McAdam, he's finished)
David (don't say Swallow, he's finished)
Adrian
Glenn
Brett
Craig
Simon
Dean

But there are dozens upon dozens of Joshes, Rileys, Jacks, Lachies and Sams.

Why did parents get so shit at naming their babies?

>thinking about how when I was 14 my sisters hot 15yr old friend was in my room on my bed teasing me "I bet this is the first time you've ever had a girl in your room" , "you want me to leave? You're going to have to make me." And I just stood there pleading with her to get out while she said i could always just lay next to her. And I thought she was just fucking with me and no way would she actually want me to lay next to her so I didn't and just said fine and left and went to the lounge room to watch TV and she gave up and left and half an hour later I had my room back. In hindsight I should have layed next to her

>>149911097
Had a similar opportunity, but at a younger age.

>>149911084
>Scott
Pendlebury is still playing.

But weird that from that whole list there's only 3 players in the entire league and two of them are in their 30s. What happened to our traditional names? Do we need to wait for them to become trendy again like fashion cycles?

>>149911125
that's how it works mate

>>149911125
No we've just transitioned to the softcock generation. Names like Barry and Dean are hard names and parents back then recognized it would serve their kids well. Today's marshmallow parents see their baby and go "awwww, lets call him josh. baby josh!"

>>149911159
>Today's marshmallow parents see their baby and go "awwww, lets call him josh. baby josh!"
meant baby nick btw

>>149911234

>>149911097
You blew it

>>149911097
It makes me want to die when I realise teenage girls my age were horny too, literally thought it was only me

>>149911084
Most of those names remind me of my alcohol bogan 50 year olds

>>149911325
That's the way it should be. Far better than naming your kid josh.

I'm going to name my son Colin

>>149911119
>>149911284
>>149911284
I wonder if my teenage years would have been different had I gone through with it. Would I have had more confidence?

r/mensfashion is a funny place

>>149911866
>Asking for the opinion of a guy who won't even be at the club next year

Accidentally said 'i don't give a poofta's arse' to a guy at work today. He's a bit lispy so I hope he doesn't go to HR

>>149912235
So glad I don't work in a faggot office anymore.

>>149912235
Have you tried not making homophobic statements in the workplace, champ?

You spent so long on this shithole that its caused you issues

shatelaide will be blindsided by poort like the gather round hawks game and will lose
screenshot this

>>149912392
Crows will win by 70 odd

Port couldn't beat crows earlier in the year with a healthier team and a much worse crows midfield and defence. Crows have gotten much better in those areas since and port is missing too many key players.

just found out bladee is in australia wtf and of course he goes to every city except adelaide. even farking perth got one.

>>149912496
Anything can happen in the Showdown and it will be Kenny's last ever Showdown.

>>149912496
hence the blindsided comment you stupid faggot
learn to read before replying to me again deadshit fuckhead crom cocksucker

>>149912548
I dont know who that is

who h ere watchin the foott tonihgt

Why does every fat girl colour her hair?

>>149912913
They know they can't achieve conventional beauty standards so by making themselves more ugly "on purpose" they are subverting social beauty norms and its a kind of protest against normality. They can mentally either be resigned to being a big fat failure, or be a warrior for social change (in their mind).

So in that way they feel better about themselves.

>>149912947
why don't fat blokes colour their hair?

>>149912895
Are you a time traveller here from tomorrow?

>>149912958
bit gay innit

if you enjoy live music you are subhuman

>>149912958
guy fieri does

>>149912958
I do

up from my nap

>>149912976
>>149913011
>gay fairy

My left foot is freezing cold. Just that one, other one is fine.

>>149913037
Crisp diabetes enjoyer

>>149913037
based vaxxie

I live in one of those houses wherein you walk right into the living room upon entry, very plebocratic.

stole a guinness pint glass from the pub

>>149913091
same

Ozzy "The Coward Robert Walls" Osbourne

>>149913070
Doubt I have diabetes but I guess can't rule it out. Would feel pretty ripped off considering I don't drink, am not fat and have a pretty decent diet.

>>149913085
Never took it.

Only black sabbath song I know is snowblind, and I'm not very fond of it

>>149913152
You've never heard Paranoid, Iron Man, War Pigs or N.I.B?

>>149913180
I've probably heard them once, but I don't know how they go

https://youtube.com/shorts/9gdtZOxK9q4?si=g9Fximm2_Yj9JvJ3

>>149911084
find this hard to believe

>>149911125
Speaking of becoming trendy, it looks like "Harvey" started becoming trendy for baby names 20 years ago. Harvey Gallagher, Harvey Harrison, Harvey Langford, Harvey Thomas.

Once again, another shit name.

>>149911265
>unironically saving pics of u18 latinas
nonce

>>149913304
Surnames as first names are universally bad. Seppo shit.

just realised harvey norman isn't one guy, it's the two founders surnames

>>149911084
So none of these names but we have a Gryan?

>>149913424
that's hardly normal lol

>>149913437
Gryan? Top marks for not tryin

Had a weird dream two nights ago

Voss lived in a two-story cheap looking house
Some drones were flying all around it for some reason but that's not important
Then the roof suddenly caught fire and I rescued him out of it, had to tackle him to put the fire out on his clothes
Then he was sobbing in my arms and I started crying too

Then I woke up feeling somewhat matured at saving his life ;_;

Gryan's siblings' names are Ryger, Jaydy and Jarna

>>149913489

>>149913485
t.

>>149913489
I wonder what his nickname is, Bryan?

>>149913489
Surely this is a piss take.

do you guys have an recs for a cologne

>>149913642
see the dom cathedral, nightlife's kinda lame so just go to restaurants for elite german lunches

>>149913654
wouldn’t step foot in europe if you paid me

>>149913659
misread your post sorry

>>149913642
Pointless. You actually have to put it on yourself and see. Literally everyone's skin chemistry is different and what smells good on someone else might be diminished or not work with you.

why are you wearing perfume m8

>>149913751
i’m a smelly indian

any of you cunce excited for the footy this weekend?

the sydney and queensland derbies MIGHT be good games. maybe.

>>149913786
i'm sure the 3 people watching will enjoy them

Finna get an Irish passport on account on my mick grandfather (who I never even met) shack up with some cute yuro slag and never return to this shithole of a country ever again

>>149913809
mumza's a pom and i'm thinking of the same. this country's gone, even makes the uk look good

If I were the west coast list manager, I would use pick 1 to bid on the top 3 ranked academy players, to fuck over the northern teams. They would definitely match the bids (because they would all go top 5 in a live draft) and it would be a really bad look for the afl having pick 1 effectively demoted to pick 4

only games i watch besides swans are bane, gws, bulldogs, poort and fred
rest of the teams and games are usually bland unless its a top of the table like pies cats make an exception then

>>149900595 (OP)
Not only is Collingwood going to win the flag, but they're going to go back to back next year too. They got a special group right now

what the fuck happened to bobby hill anyway?

>>149913861
split up with his missus so decide to take 2 months off
just abo things

>>149913837
I'm a casual watcher and I don't care. I'll watch the Crows, but also catch the Bulldogs or >norf if they're on. I very often can't be bothered watching otherwise

>>149913786
>queensland derbies
Supposed to be raining which might take a bit of the gloss off what would've been a good match.

>>149913864
better be unpaid

Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet

>>149913864
he also has a son who is probably in school now, speaking of abo things

Yaz Durrsma’s pristinely groomed puss

I don't know who these women are you're mentioning, but I assume they are white australian zoomers who look 36

>>149913880

>>149913880
>Dating Harley Reid

>>149913901
>36
that's generous. i know of (unbogged natural) european women in their 40s who look younger than the average australian woman half their age.

just rawdogged a train all the way from the city to west footscray #builtdifferent

>>149913916
it's because they are obsessed with the sun and love cooking themselves down the beach any time they get the chance

>>149913916
>>149913940
crisp grayce hayden

>what perfume should I wear guys
>the australian sun ages women because its bad for your skin
>apparently this player is dating this woman
A lot of you sound very feminine and weak

>>149913959
We're all moving to various parts of Europe, we're acclimatising.

I just want to live somewhere that’s white

>>149914009
That's racist

Anyone wanna come to France with me we can wear leather jackets some cigarettes and drink wine at the local bistro?

thouht gayfl was a meme but you blokes are fucking poofs aye

Glenferrie Oval former home of the Hawks
Kino grandstand

>>149914039
Oui, je voudrais ça

>>149914039
no because
>>149914009

>>149914078
>brown girls with soccer balls
countries gone

>>149914126
Mate, Akot's daughter is having a blinder

HWUTIZ A BLINDAH?

>>149902069
me lad

>picks every favourite
tipping comps HATE him

snip mow blow
simple as

>>149914174
kino

>>149914126
love brown girls with my balls me

I'd rather have a protistute daughter than a scumpire son

ok virgin

shit coast about to give 20 million to a BUST when they could get picks and find a real game changing player instead

currently shitting

got a banh from a new place near me for lunch, it was pretty good

>>149914078
perving on schoolgirls eh mate?

>>149913940
yep
terrible it is

haven't eaten since sunday

love brown sugar

>>149911284
same
i try not to think about it
>>149913489
i know a guy whose hippie parents gave him a weird first name and a weird surname (not either of theirs) which was some made up native american thing, changed both the second he turned 18

>>149914378
based gambler

Man I cant believe Aussie Jones died

>>149909574
everyone says if he's leaving it's to SA, but I don't buy it- i reckon there's a decent chance he ends up somewhere else in vic or maybe even sniped by a different state completely

Curnow and I unironically have mutual friends
Apparently Sydney have offered him a bag and hes seriously considering it

Port will win the Showdown, Hinkley lore is stronger than Cwoes top 4 narrative.

Imagine how Curnow would look spread out naked on a crisp white bed with a big erection waiting for you

>>149914126
Our heyday was 100 years ago unironically

no thanks

>>149914418
id suck his cock haha, and swallow his load!

imagine how good the iggs would look spread out on the field with a big percentage boost waiting for you

>>149914414
Crows have a better forward line, better defence and better midfield so not sure if thats going to happen. Unless the whole team is collectively off somehow.

Crows have also won like 7 of the past 8 against port. So not looking good.

imagine in a sea of tattoos dane swans plain white cock waiting for you

>>149914503
licking my lips yum

>>149914078
Crisp high scoring grand final hunter

lol

>curnow now linked to Geelong
Is there a player in the league the cats won't be getting?

Geelong going to be legit dangerous next year with NWM, Butters, Reid and Curnow

>>149914515

steven may get suspended

imagine how many hsgfs got their first blasting at marvel over 25 years

>>149914078
walk up behind that fence
scale it
steal some knickers
gone in 30 seconds

YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT AND PROTEST BUT I AM AN ALPHA MALE DRIPPING WITH RAW STRENGTH AND TESTOSTERONE. I DONT EVEN WORK OUT THATS FOR POOFS. I WOULD RIP YOUR BODY CLEAN APART WITH MY BARE HANDS IF I SO WISHED

BURTON
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

will day play
steven may not

it's pissing down

>>149914078
imagine their sweaty knickers corr

new
>>149854334
>>149854334
>>149854334

dont piss down my back and tell me its raining

>same thread as last time
KEK

It's just painfully sad at this point.

>>149914629
>from sunday
>its wednesday night

>NNNOOOO YOU NEED A THREAD FULL OF TRANNY AND DICK IMAGES

Why is /afl/ both homophobic and also spamming penis pictures?

kek the damage control

There's no penis pictures on /nrl/ :)

>>149914653
whats your point

fuckin pissin down lads

>>149914676
All dry in Melbourne

>>149914676
mum used to say pissing on a down and pee on me lol

>>149914712
crisp ollie bickmore

if a girl messages you saying shes having a rough day does she like you

https://www.instagram.com/p/DMbObCnh3Oy/

corr she could milk my python haha know what i mean fellas

where do you even find these

>>149914724
no, you're the emotional tampon "friend"

>what are reels

>where do you find the most famous reptile zoo in australia

>>149914724
she wants a foot massage; offer her one

My mum was the dumbest person I've ever known, definitely sub 85 iq

>>149914767
what's it like being Indian?

>>149914767
Was she at least attractive or was she dumb and ugly?

>>149914772
Idk
>>149914773
8/10 in her 20s without really putting in any effort, not as hot as her mum though

>>149914784
>8/10 in her 20s without really putting in any effort
Her stupidity is acceptable.

how her feet game

Contribute to the fucking thread you boring shitstains

>AFL barrister Andrew Woods concedes that the collision between Evans and May was not technically a bump.

kek May is gonna get like 2 weeks

Dog status: on lap

>>149914812
>>149914812
>>149914812
>>149914812
new
>>149914810
isn't it 3 or nothing?