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>News:
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Zandvoort had a bit of rain, and terrible drainage, so the town and track had a bit of standing water
Outlets are going to town with a Carlos Sainz podcast appearance
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good morning friends
>>149896533
good morning

>Zandvoort had a bit of rain, and terrible drainage, so the town and track had a bit of standing water
a bit of rain caused this (the track is fine btw)
silly buggers

pershing yacht paid george for this weekend at sea
what a whore

F1 races for this piece of wisdom?

>>149901212
thing should have more thing in the thing

>>149901179
good afternoon sirs

>>149901227
Question?

Jorg will NEVER recieve Knighthood

>>149901248
>thing?
do the thing
>>149901256
because (((they))) see 'him' as too white, irritatingly

https://youtu.be/ZJx9JPIKusk?si=5kR2O69GjD_KEbyB
Has anyone done a wellness check on Waggers yet?

>>149901271
why did you post this, flip

>>149901271
i took him out on the boat to morecambe bay then belted him with a steel pole and tossed him overboard

>>149901212
Doing my thing in alba's thing (once she's eighteen of course) would certainly make me feel better
>PYYTA

>>149901212
but doing thing scares me even if thing would help

>>149901212

>>149901317
Why didn't he just turn left?

>>149901171 (OP)
i hope he costa concordias himself

>>149901350
exactly my thought
we could have been close

>>149901266
Yeah, white sportsmen never get knighted

>>149901448
he's scottish
also he has his mother's face

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149901192
>a bit of rain
i dont believe you
however, is it a result of the latest scientific invention - glued gravel?

>>149901171 (OP)
why even own your own yacht? the costs must be pretty unjustifiable even for a f1 driver unless you're max or lewis

you wont have much free time unlike the main target audience for these ie. saudi billionaire inheritors or retired billionaire execs... outside of the summer/winter break. so outside of that, you are paying like, million+ year in insurance, docking (monaco is like 100k per day or something). maintenance by some ultra jewmode yacht maintenance, licensed business set up around scamming billionaires.... like, unless he was practically gifted the thing he might as well just rent a boat if all he wants is some social media likes

>>149901212
Hungary 2021

>>149901502
this trip got sponsored >>149901201

IT'S SO FLY, FLY-DAY CHINATOWN

>>149901491
it's really because of a bit of rain and not because of glued gravel

>>149901448
funny how this guy was always Scottish until he won Wimbly and then suddenly he was British

>>149901529
that's how it always goes
british when they win, scots when they lose

>>149901502
its like a little home. you want it to be your own, you dont want to rent it
and they all live in Monaco or some some other coastal place so they can use it p often

>>149901529
you may take his nationality but you will never take his BRITISH ATHLETE STAAAAAATUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

>>149901192
>build your cunt under the sea
>can't handle a bit of rain
eddsplain

>>149901544
>and they all live in Monaco or some some other coastal place so they can use it p often
anon literally said
>you wont have much free time [to use it]

>>149901544
money starts mattering with these things unless you are jeff bezos type, and when you realize that you are paying what? 100k per day you are using the thing it stops being fun and becomes a liability, and apparently this was a photo op anyway

>>149901574
people are retarded
it's been a decades-long problem in zandvoort actually

>>149901544
>summer's over soon
fuck this gay earth

what kind of god let the french live in these places but shoved us in whatever corner was unoccupied at the time

>>149901502
>>149901583
and yeah you'd need to be a billionaire or have a billionaire's income (so tens of millions a year) to justify that, but as i said
>>149901515
>>149901201

>>149901579
oh yeah and i forgot, if he lives in monaco he's having to pay the absolute hellish dock fees that are used to fund the entire government basically. it's basically out of the question unless you are lewis or max. and even then it'd be stupid and not worth as a flex.

>>149901599
i just posted this but i have no idea what my point is
anyway

zandvoort more like zandvloed LMAO

>>149901583
>100k per day

There is almost cero way they’re actually paying that per day. 2 million dollars a month for just the “privilege” of parking your small yacht there is something that only billionaires can justify

>>149901632
which is exactly as anon said

>>149901632
The $100k per day docking fee is only during the Monaco GP. Theres also a ton of ports in the French Rivera where they can dock and just call their captain to bring their yacht to Monaco for the day

>>149901624
nice

>>149901579
these people buy 3 luxury homes in different countries and 10 supercars they barely ever drive
because they can afford expensive toys

>>149901676
i don't really think drivers do that

>just got back from my usual arab pizzaplace and i paid 11eur for a basic 3 topping pizza... up a good 40% since pre covfefe days

this place is going to hell in a handbasket... and fast....

>>149901644
Ummhhh

>>149901653
Yeah, ok, that makes more sense

>>149901689
>1.4^(1/6) = 1.05768092641
so 5.7% per year
bit higher than before but not that retardedly high
if you had said this in 2023, after 2 years of high inflation you'd have a point
but hereby it is rejected

>>149901502
>you wont have much free time
You really had to say it at the end of the umpteenth 3-week break, huh?

>docking (monaco is like 100k per day or something)
>>149901604
>oh yeah and i forgot, if he lives in monaco he's having to pay the absolute hellish dock fees

What a schizo.

>>149901689

>>149901692
The usual rule of thumb for really big yachts is 10% of the price per year in operating cost.

>>149901689
you should be proud for being able to pay more for things poor people cant afford
at least this kind of logic is growing in polish shithole the last 3 years

>>149901699
convfefe started in 2020

>>149901701
the drivers are allowed a limited amount of multi-week breaks per season and considering they spend most of their work weeks in variously comfortable hotel rooms or motor home acommodations i very much doubt they would want to spend those breaks in another variation of this.

also if you were hypothetically earning russell's, what, 5 million a year salary you'd ideally dock somewhere within a driving distance instead of the monaco harbor where you pay crazy amounts for every single day, including the ones you are half way around the world.

I made bad financial choices :(
jk that boat is probably just leased by jorj as a sponsorship deal. also you only dock your yacht for events and maintenance, otherwise you anchor offshore and take a tender to and from. plus you will rent your yacht when you're not using it

>>149901708
That’s honestly not that bad. If I buy myself a 10 million dollars yacht as a billionaire, I think I’d be easily worth to invest 1 million dollars a year to keep it ready for whenever I’d want to use it.

>>149901754
>plus you will rent your yacht when you're not using it
at that point just rent one yourself

>>149901736
yeah so pre-coof was 2019
i'm completely correct
>5 million
possibly a bit more
but also he has to deal with the upkeep of his einhell house
and his fighter jets

>>149901754
>probably
anon pay attention >>149901201

>>149901768
its a flex to own it unc

olives on pizza

>>149901770
nothing closed here until mid 2020, you could still order takeaway and the prices didn't shift heavily until like 2023,2024. the businesses that couldnt cope simply closed

>>149901779
I just woke up, I don't read every post

>>149901790
thoughts?

>>149901812
none

>>149901790
yucky!!

just remembered this beauty

>>149901822
your image explains why ferrari can never win again

>>149901839
just remembered LIFT ME UP LIFT ME UP

>>149901853
I AM OBAMA

>>149901930
AND I LIKE THUNDERDOME

>13 minutes
mommy...it's over...

>>149901790
Only green ones
I don't like blacks

list of drivers kwablonso punked out against:

>kwabmilt*n (first season in f1)
>norris (before he even entered f1)
>ocon

Seb!

>>149901689
save the owner from further embarrassment and fire bomb his store for him, the insurance should help him start fresh.

list of drivers kwablonso punked out against:

>kwabmilt*n (first season in f1)
>norris (before he even entered f1)
>ocon

>>149901502
That new Merc contract is about to make George better paid than Max and probably pretty close to Lewis.

>>149902029
If you are mentioning teammates who beat Alonso you are missing Button and you can technically say Tarso Marques

>>149902107
the owner has a new m-series bmw i think i'd just be helping him fund another one

Gimi

>>149901212
Great. Except that most things can't just be "done". Maybe you need money or time to do the thing that makes you feel better, but gut luck getting more money or time, especially when you feel like shit.

>>149901508
heh, lewis is number 2

>>149901529
>>149901536
>>149901557
Myth BUSTED
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-34909845

gimi

>>149902191
In fairness, a YouGov poll did show a spike in the public considering him British rather than Scottish following his Wimbledon win
https://yougov.co.uk/society/articles/15856-andy-murray-still-seen-scottish-now

>>149902223
>off by one

>>149901689
I had my first visit in Kotipizza in a decade and almost threw up when I saw menu and pricing.

And majority of people make like 2,5k to 2,8k here with doubled food/electricity prices since 2019, no wonder new car sales have stagnated completely.

It's happening everywhere, stagnating income and skyrocketing costs

>>149902107
15 years ago a failed Gordon Ramsay did the same thing with his pizza place and killed two or three innoecent people who lived in same building.

>>149902280
He can't keep getting away with it

>>149902254
>new car sales have stagnated completely.
that's been the case since the 90's

t. proud 1997 volvo s70 driver

>>149902291
There was a nice recovery during Nokia's heyday but GFC & CO2-tax killed it all off.

>>149902310
and now people get no kias

>>149902338
utterly despise this bumder

>>149901212
I wouldn't feel better doing the thing if my brain is fried and numbed from a lack of sleep, post orgasmic illness, and chronic sinusitis
This shit is wrong

so what color will the babby be?

>>149902413
likely goblina

>>149902413
Pantone 448 C

>>149902413
choccy milk

>>149902441
imagine drinking from naomi
yum

>>149902338
>d*gposting

>>149902470

edd

>>149902582

>>149902609

spr*nt race

look at this sissified submissive twink. no chance he is wdc material

I thought we had another six months to go before the next race. Thank heavens!

>>149902677
>look at this sissified submissive twink. no chance he is wdc material
That's literally what everyone said about Sir Lewis back in 2007. Turns out that drivers don't matter nearly as much as one would hope.

>>149902732
>Sir Lewis
he was a USAIDS champion tho

>>149902338
Ellen degenerate isn't F1 related

>>149902413
the one that /f1/ doesn't like

>>149902785
hey mind your tongue Ellen and her gay lover are honorary Uk citizens now

>>149902817
>honorary Uk citizens
How can being a UK citizen possibly be an honour?

>>149902413
I knew Naomi loved the BWC. It's my dream to impregnate savage women with my superior white seeds.

>>149902413
Half black half white

>>149902987
kid looks like a girly poof. want to kick his teeth in

what happens if the rear suspension works?

>>149903121
the drivers have a slightly more comfortable ride

>>149903121
'rari strategia

>>149903121
Any suspension, no matter how poorly designed, can be made to work reasonably well if you just stop it from moving

>>149901171 (OP)
>A few years ago
>Girl I work with is trying to hook me up with her friend
>They are both 19 at that time, I think I was 33
>Hotttt, she insists this bitch is like an exact female version of me and we are meant to be together
>She is going on about this for weeks until eventually I tell her I have a girlfriend still stuck overseas due to covid
>She gives up on that idea, I did meet the girl eventually at a party and we got along well but left it at that, soon enough my gf came back
>Present day: relationship on the rocks right now
>GF does just enough for me to keep her so far, but I don't see it lasting much longer
>Randomly get recommended a facebook post
>It's the girl
>A news article about her
>She now works for Red Bull Racing
>An actual engineering job too, not just a diversity hire in some token role (probably at least 50% diversity hire but who am I to judge)
>I had no idea she was even interested in F1
I fucked up didn't I?

>>149903121
They'd feel it in their ass

>>149903258
The whole point of car is to move though?

>>149903281
the whaker upper of whangarei

>>149903281
Tell yourself that if you had hooked up with her she wouldn't have gotten the job.

>>149903322
Possibly, I am a fundamentally bad person and tend to drain the life out of people around me. Could well have put her on a spiral.

>>149903281
You, in your early 30s, fumbled a girl 14 years younger than you who shares your interests and could have potentially been you soul mate.
Yes, you fucked up

>>149903281
if you dud fug her would you have bun wulling to go to ingurland to be wuth her?

Dead Bull

>>149903299
It's a Colin Chapman quote

>>149903668
But what does he know?
Man thought you could ADD lightness

>>149903281
She got raped by Horner
You could've saved her

>>149902960

>>149902960

>>149903281
she's already been passed around and piped by the entire pit crew and engineering teams and horner and likely even newey right before he left. its over.

>>149903732
why didn't they fire horner before all the raping? are they stupid?

>>149904133
Do people with glasses shower with them on? Question

>>149902291
those old volvos are unkillable beasts, there gonna take over the world when it turns to mad max in 2040+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILSiVO3dDYg

>>149904154
No, but frogs with glasses do

>>149904215
But there's stuff in the water that will turn them gay

>>149904215

>>149904228
How do you tell if glasses have been turned gay or not?

>>149902960
Never thought I'd fight side by side with a Frenchman

Stop posting about f1 and start posting hot goth/alt women

>>149903714
but you can. stop being so defeatest. we made dresden lighter. also was mercedes forced to hire (((moss))) as some kinda post war settlemen?

TOTAL DEADBULL DEATH

>>149904339
there are "serious doubts" about engines for 2026 full stop

only good news anyone's heard is honda's fits the asston like a glove and the assumption that great satan will dominate but not clear how they arrive at that

>>149904339
>it's over before it even begun

>>149904143
Rape works

>>149904215
The French don't shower you idiot.

>>149904353
>the assumption that great satan will dominate but not clear how they arrive at that
See 2014

>>149904353
>>149904430
Personally, I'm having a bit of an uneasy 2009 feeling about next year. Someone finding some stupid loophole in the new rules and absolutely dominating the first half of the season.

>>149904339
>muh rumours
>>149904318
Goth/alt women are overrated. I also see so many nose rings nowadays on girls that "alt" is a misnomer.

>>149904430
>In 2014, significant events included the outbreak of the Ebola virus in West Africa, the rise of ISIS in Iraq and Syria, and the annexation of Crimea by Russia. Additionally, there were major airline disasters involving Malaysian Airlines and ongoing conflicts in Gaza and Ukraine.
not sure how that's relevant

>>149904413
tell me about you beach hut. the one you, your dad, your grandpa, etc, have been fucking the tourist women in. my buddy kostas told me about it

>>149904473
>the annexation of Crimea by Russia. Additionally, there were [...] ongoing conflicts in [...] Ukraine.
Written by AI?

day two of my two-week vacation: arm already sore from jerking off
f1 summer breaks for this feel?

>>149904493
the world existed before covid anon

>>149904493
It was the search result ai summary

>>149904493
how young are you

>>149904495
It's always when you take some time off that you realize how empty your life actually is isn't it.

>>149904502
>>149904505
You guys do understand that the "anexation of Crimea" was exactly what constituted the "ongoing conflict in Ukraine" almost to its entirety in 2014, right?
This isn't referring to two neighbours in Kyiv arguing over some fences or hedges ever since 2012.

>ynr asston shartin designing the 2023 car specifically for monaco and kwabl*nso fucking up the win

>>149901212
I sure would feel better if i made this pit stop so let me just go to the pi-

>>149902413

>amx
Who else is on the spectrum?

>>149904609
this one guy i know. encyclopaedic knowledge of uk motorways and he fucking loves trains.

>>149904529
No its not

>>149904529
No? The separatism in eastern Ukraine by the Donbabwean and Lugandan "rebels" was separate from the annexation of Crimea, which was conducted by actual Russian troops.

F1 related because it all culminated into Sebastian Vettel wearing the colors of the Ukrainian flag on his helmet

>>149904622
the british road network signs have both upper and lower case letters because the native britons read the whole word/phrase, not letter by letter like everyone else. so racist

>>149904632
>separate from the annexation of Crimea
You really think so? How come it was directly used as a justification for the latter then?

/f1/ - Geopolitics General

>>149904622
Train guys REALLY love trains. I wish I loved something as much as they love trains

>>149904632
>Sebastian Vettel wearing the colours of the Ukrainian flag on his helmet
no he was showing his support for the iggs just like his old mate

>>149904632
the german head cant understand english. please dont engage him. you will end up beyond frustration. i know what you mean, everyone knows what you mean. german doesnt have the part of the brain needed to understand.

>>149904672
E G L S E S Eagles
Let's go birds

RA WE
CE EK

>>149904779
dumb frogposter

>>149904779
That's a cool pepe, fukken saved

>>149904464
2009 was absolute kino in hindsight.

2009 was absolute shit in hindsight.

>>149904802

>>149904609
Have all of those except hysterics and delayed speech development.
>>149904657
>the british road network signs have both upper and lower case letters
As they should. ALL CAPS like here or in fr*nce is retarded and looks like shit.

>>149904802
Will Horner's departure cause a bunda exodus at Red Bull Racing?

>still only tuesday
hurry up

It's Toto Tuesday, everyone! Take your time to share your favourite Totos right here with all your friends.

>>149904957
I also can't wait for death

>>149904957
>hurry up
>last month of summer in 8 days
No, fuck you

>>149904996
Can't wait for it to be over, it's unbearable here tbqh

>>149904992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmOLtTGvsbM

>>149904957
ayo this nigga eager for a sprint week

>>149904999
just move to madeira

>>149904935
Maybe the Ford deal will bring famous American racist Lindsay Brewer to the Redbull fold in some capacity

>>149905026
That's an audi she's sitting on, maybe she'll be their reserve driver

>>149905036
Her clothing here seems to be the redbull navy blue

>>149905075
Hard to tell. Maybe it would be easier if she wore less of it?

>>149905075
not the most impressive rear

>>149905118
Shape > size

>>149905152
why do we talk about some rando?

>>149902493
based baby leo poster

>>149905179
you're welcome

>>149904318
this clip had both goth and alternative hashtags
I don't think she's goth but those udders are definitely alternative

worthless puppy

>>149904339
Ford are going to fuck with Red Bull hard. These lot don't like facing challenges; they bail at a moment's notice of a struggle. Either way, it's not their fault that they were woo'd by Horner's ambitions only for it to collapse all together.

>>149905224
keep up the good posting

>>149905075
is that buffy

>>149905251
worth more than a hundred yous

>>149905224
christ what a hog

Ferrari 2045

>>149905224
see you in 3 days bro

>>149905298
we've been through this already

>>149905177
A Fabienne appreciator, I see.

>>149905323
Sophia should work on trying to emulate this body

>>149905305
It was nice knowing you man, take it easy.

>>149905298
The eesti is immortal

a smooth criminal

>>149904915
exactly. the retards in the world read letter by letter and need CAPS. the british read the whole word. you are a fucking retard with no mental capacity. carefull putin might send your dumb tranny ass to the front. bylat is cannon fodder

>Ozzy Osbourne dead
fuck

>>149905507
Grim

>>149905507
kwab

>>149905507
Fucking based that he died days after Sabbath’s last concert.

Thank you nigga for helping to create the music that makes me happy.

>>149905507
:(

>>149905537
he won't be reading this so you're not really thanking anyone

>>149905537
You're welcome

>>149905555
He was thanking this guy>>149905559

>>149905507
>Born
John Michael Osbourne
3 December 1948
Marston Green, Warwickshire, England

>Died
22 July 2025 (aged 76)[1]
Forch, Switzerland

>>149905555
Why wouldn't he read it? You think he has anything better to do now?

>>149905581
>Born
John Michael Osbourne

>Died
Ozzy Osbourne

>>149905555
>implying people running the simulation won’t give him the super power of omniscience as a thank you for his based contributions to human music

#stayignorant

Belgium next

What was the best Black Sabbath song?

>>149905507

>>149905610
Snowblind.

>>149905608

Spa is a very good course

>>149905608
wow, your magazines are even classier than ours

>>149905608
All our lads mags disappeared by the mid 2010s :(

>>149905610
Fairies Wear Boots

For me it's "Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath from 'Black Sabbath'

>>149905610
Trashed

>>149905675
You're thinking of Bad Company

>>149905610
Symptom of the Universe

>>149905610
i'm gonna be real boring and say Paranoid

>>149905675
>the entire genre peaked on the first track on the first album by the first hand
Entirely possible.

>>149905675
>>149905685
Maybe Rammstein by Rammstein?

>>149905581
Why would he be in Switzerland?
Motor racing is banned there.

>>149905700
Patrician choice.

>>149905717
I'm gonna be paranoid and say Real Boring.

>>149905717
It’s not a boring answer when the song is an absolute banger

>>149905724
i thought they unbanned it a year or two ago

>>149905724
>Switzerland
>just after his final concert
He went there to use the death pods, didn't he?

>>149905741
only for electric gay shit

>>149905537
i see three buggerers and the buggeree

>>149905621
Superb interview, do recommend to be added to the /lit/ catalogue

>>149905507
rip sweet prince of darkness
>>149905610
Spiral Architect, but >>149905700 is a solid choice

>>149905507
>it's real
they timed that concert well lmao

Who's Sharon gonna milk now?

>>149905852
prepare for a new remaster of the entire Sabbath catalog and solo stuff

>>149905852
Kelly

>>149905835
The fact that he died on Switzerland makes me think he timed it like that and went out on his own terms.

Faith No More’s cover of War Pigs is my favorite Black Sabbath song

>>149905886
More than the cover Cake did?

>>149905507
good night, dark prince
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr9CHNqqqW8

>>149905886
Listened to it for the first time right now.
Original is better.

>>149905926
What does this have to do with Ozzy Osbourne?

>>149905926
Not Ozzy Osbourne related, sorry

>>149905940
>>149905957
soon you'll know.

>>149905507
Halo would've saved him?

>>149905507
Fug :(
RIP in peace

>>149905926
I slammed my penis in a car door

>ynr cutfags trying to make their own nafri thread

>>149905992
Why

>>149905797
do blokes go batshit over those busters?

bats?

pozzy pozbourne

Bark at the moon auuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>149905975
I remember that game. Main girl (love interest) was hot.

>>149905610
Children of the Grave.

>>149904564
2007 was my first season watching F1 and I don't think there has been a better season since. Watching this moment happen live on Speed was pure kino.

Spa 1998

>>149906135
yeah, like 50 drivers died
if only they had halo...

>>149906143
they did get their halo, up in heaven. rip

>>149905610
I only listen to Britney Spear, TLC, Spice Girls, Westlife, Backstreet Boys and 5ive because my wife said so

Charles LeClerc

is /mu/ just kpop now
what went wrong

/biz/ idea: F1 but death race style

>>149902987
inevitable transition

>>149906194
Invalid image

>>149905610
iron man

>>149905992
YOU SLAMMED YOUR PENIS IN A CAR DOOR

>>149906169
>Britney Spear
Just the one?

>>149904802

>>149906169
What album is that on?

>>149906241
LET ME TELL YOU GIRL, THAT'S FOR SURE

>>149906292
The White Album.

narb a shit

>>149904802
>taking a pic of other girl's ass
hmm

>>149906328
white album 2 is better

>>149905507
Rip you legend
>>149905610
I like when death calls. Headless cross is my favourite sabbath album.
>>149905675
So simple, yet so effective
>>149906183
A decade or so back the record & magazine companies decided that pop, rap and edm are the only genres now and rock/alternative music is lame, so music discussion there hasn't evolved since like 2014 or something.

>>149906230
reminder that david carradine died from AUTOerotic aysphxiation.

>>149905507
>it's real
At least he got one last hurrah. Enjoy ruling Hell.

>>149905610
insane in the membrane

>>149905581
>Switzerland
What a pussy. Couldn't even overdose on heroin or something

dying is so cringe

>>149906541
he already od'd through life, it didnt work. man was pickled.

>>149906606
fr fr bitchmade

>>149906606
based prost not croaking like that cringe larper senna

>>149905909
what a weird cover, didn’t know they covered it
>>149905937
fair enough, it’s probably because The Real Thing is one of my all time favorite albums

>>149906606
yeah dying really gives the ick
I'd probably unalive myself out of embarrassment if I died

>>149906606
No, paying taxes is cringe and dead don't pay taxes so therefore dying can't be cringe

Live chase

>>149906853

>>149906853

>>149906853

feeling good about APXGP's chances this weekend boys. cheeky $50 parlay on hayes and jp to podium.

>>149906606
Yeah. It's the last thing you should be doing.

death to Vettel

>ozzy is dead
End is near

Anon what's (You)r favourite way to dox taxes?

>>149907449
>Oh no the drug addicted man who screamed into a mic for a living died, it's over!
Very cringe

>>149905507
The world getting gayer and gayer

F

>>149907533
You are now coolest anon in here

>>149907533
Anon you are so edgy please leave some women for the rest of us

>>149907563
>>149907596
You sound like DtS babies

>>149907615
It got non sequiturs on top of the no-care attitude
Tragically zoomer, I blame colour TV

>>149907533
t. drug addicted man that screams into a basket weaving forum for free

What's fucking wrong with Red Bull and their employees, this is no way to treat a woman even if she is United Statesian

>>149907861
What's her opinion on Ozzy's death?

>>149907876
I >>149905548 already published a statement

>caring about women in muh f1
lmao

>>149907946
they have to be HOT

>>149907946
Uh honey F1 is girls sport now

>>149907861
Her podcast unironically has the best takes I've ever heard. Her theory about the big bang is that the universe is a 4 dimensional fractal

>>149908043
>made up %
sure thing,sweetie
now show your vagina for the thread, 'kay thnx

Dont look up Bruce willis latest video
Seriously, Dont.
Hes gonna die in less than 2 years

>disputing facts

>>149908175
thanks for the advice

Yachts are useless to own since the laws of the last country you docked in is the law you have to follow in international waters.

>>149908175
dementia sucks, bros

>>149908175
Schumi's family has the right idea. They're protecting him and also us. We can all guess what condition he's in, no need to document the suffering.

>>149908215
Source?

>>149908292
I'm thinking Stephen Hawking tier retard

reminder that the average life expectancy for someone in schumacher's supposed condition is something like 2 weeks and that if you believe the official story, you are basically pozzed in the head

>>149908175
i would advocate for him to robert walls himself but i now seen he has two young daughters 11 and 13.
poor bints. must suck watching their dad decline. they need every minute with him

don't wait til you're very old to have kids /f1/

Growing old sucks

>>149908335
I wonder if he's actually okay and this was all a cover story so he could live a normal life. I mean imagine seeing someone who looks like Schumi in public but not going up to him for an autograph because he's supposed to be a vegetable.

>>149908379
sir, you kinda look like Tony Hawk

>>149908379
>are you michael schumacher?
>yes
>why?

>>149908379
>Hello sir are you...
>Please excuse me, but you reminded me of this Ralf guy...

>>149908083
>the universe is a 4 dimensional fractal
The Planck length disagrees with her.

>You look just like Michael Schumacher
>Haha yeah I get that all the time! It's not me though. *rolls off*

>>149908476
then why doesn't planck go on her podcast to debate her

>>149908508
Because it has standards

>>149908476
the planck length can lick my gooch

>>149908316
>Stephen Hawking tier retard
Come on now, anon. Hawking had to work decades in academia to earn his particular brand of pseudo-scientific ignorance.

>>149908533
You wish it could, anon.

>>149908502
careful, Stevenage dweller
the knives are long in the middle of the night

i am forgotten

Business idea : Extend Human life to 300 years

>>149908344
Having kids is the major cause you get older faster though so dont.

The paternal elders in my family the members were sharecroppers in Louisiana until the early 1970s. They sharecropped in the Louisiana sun from sunup to sundown. They lived incredibly active lives and some well into their 90s - no Dimentia, no cancers and their physical abilities were amazing. No one believed their ages; they did not look like what they’d been through. Their prayer lives were heavy and they continued gardening and loved sitting on the porch until the Lord called them home. Of all thirteen siblings, two are still with us and we cherish them and are amazed at how the Lord has kept them.

ENGERLAND! ENGERLAND!

>>149908688
I came here today to check for news about him.

>>149902017
Relation to olives?

>>149909319
Storge

>>149902274
But at least we have diversity!

>>149908688
Red Bull will regret firing him

>>149902960
>>149904299
t.
>>149902987
>1/4 black
and 3/4 zesty
>>149903281
>I fucked up didn't I?
If you consider that her getting the job would mean the end of the relationship or at least forcing you to move to jolly old ingerlund then maybe it's for the best.

>>149902413
Maybe like the cousin who looks exactly like Naomi but white

gimi

>>149903076
>>149906218
>>149909407
Y'all hating on him because he's gorgeous? Pathetic

>>149904659
>>149904632
The annexation and separatism happened around the same time but there was also ongoing internal conflict prior to both those events, eg. Euromaidan started in 2013, but there had already been a number of deaths before the invasion proper started.
That's likely what they mean by "ongoing"

>>149905750
>He went there to use the death pods, didn't he?
Probably, he had Parkinson's.

Dubs confirm his podium this week

>>149909619
How many drivers will they disqualify this year to make it happen?

dubs and sba '21

Digits and Hulk podium again

>>149909636
Only two: Lando and ps3 :)

>>149908175
Thanks for reminding me about something I blocked out of my memory.

>>149909644
fug

>>149909665
kek

gimi

Ozzy x Brundle
>https://twitter.com/mattzel89/status/1947750395520155960

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be3-J9XtJCw

>>149910047
>I can’t think of a question for that answer

Kek cheeky bastard

ynr wobblers starts

>>149910179

>>149905555
checked esti
chesti

>>149910299
checked netherlands
chends

fag in a dress lol!

>>149910488
undertaker outfit he's going to start burying his rivals

>>149910488
maybe they'll let him swap outfits with lando if he asks

>>149910488
>its not my funeral Lando...

>>149910488
If you can't see your inseam your suit jacket is too long. It looks like he is wearing his dad's jacket.

>>149910179
>>149910207
I remember there being a wobbler on pole copypasta back in the day but I've never been able to track it down

>>149910702
thats very clearly not meant to be a regular suit jacket

>>149909549
not hating, i'd like to go out on a nice date and make love to him in the ass

>>149910732
Based

ITS UP
>ITS UP
ITS UP
>ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq1Q4FR0Rvc

https://x.com/OscarPiastri/status/1947704928585052204
it's up!

>>149911100
>fashion model
>ugly
How many times did he get topped by yahudi producers to get his deal?

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>149905610
For me, its N.I.B
https://youtu.be/NsXEb-NOs88?si=eBYVAmQGOlynZCwi

>>149905610
Neon Knights
Wicked World

Which one are you buying /f1/?
>The well known Jap Rally work horse
>Or the up and coming American taking a crack at this rally thing

>>149910488

>the american
>Scandinavian made 2 liter supercharged inline 5 making 233hp
>the jap
>the reliable and hard hitting 2 litter turbocharged inner cooled inline 4 making 242hp
the choice is yours

>>149911100

>>149911836
i he... le balding??? awww heeelll naaaww fuuck dis pee ass tree nigga lets fucking go goblinoooo

>>149911836
yuck. i will never accept a bald wdc

Feeling alright in the noise and the light
BUT THAT'S WHAT LIGHTS MY FIRE

HELLRAISER
In the thunder and heat
HELLRAISER
Push you back in your seats
HELLRAISER
And I'll make it come true
Hellraiser
I PUT A SPELL ON YOU

digits and no rizz dies this weekend

digits and norizz wins again

repeating numerals and hulk repeats

trips and max flames OUT in last place

gimi

digits and mclel die in a private jet crash

>wake up at 5
>feed the cat
>now having ice cream
>will possibly watch a documentary about vrooms later
it doesn't get any better than this

Its so fucking cold.

>>149912367
>feed the cat
>now having ice cream
Don't feed your cat ice cream, anon! It's not healthy for them!

>>149911909
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO

BARK AT THE MOON
*DÄÄÄN DÄDÄDÄ DÄ DÄÄÄÄ DÄ DÄ DÄ DÄ DÄ DÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ DÄ DÄÄÄÄÄ*

>>149912602
She's cool

>>149912655
Interesting. I've seen other anons argue that she's hot.

>German "humor"

we missed the devils digits
max loses

>>149912668

>>149902582
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=uZb3N1Ac5VUDPOVj

(Fun fact, the creator of this video is the co-owner of a vtuber agency company and its in deepshit for stealing $500k for charity)

>>149912668

>>149912740
>stealing $500k for charity
For charity? Like Robin Hood?
Or from charity?

>>149912740
The Vshojo shit I keep hearing about?

>>149912751
I worded that poorly, but some latina vtuber chick helped raised $500k for VShojo (the agency handling the donations to be sent to a charity organization). However the donation money was never donated to charity and the CEO behind the agency is allegedly hoarding the $500k in donations.
>>149912787
Yes.

>>149912785
where's the fortnite dance

>>149912843
old news

>>149912843
get with the times great grandpa, all those kids are whipping and nae naeing

>>149905618
>>149905700
>>149905815
Good choices

>>149905679
>I wonder if Ian Gillan will be right for Black Sabbath?
EEEUUUAAAHHAHAAHHAAA! AAAAAAHHHH! OOOOOOWWWWWW!
>th-thanks, you too

>>149906104
Objectively correct

hamilton doing the dab is kinda unc vibe fr fr wallah

>>149909319

imagine getting scammed by virtual chinese cartoon girls lmfao zoomers really are stupid with money

>ITS SO COOOOOOLD
>IN THIS
>HOUSE
>ITS SO COLD IN THIIIIIIIIIIS HOUSE
>I CAN'T EAT, I CAN'T SLEEP
>I CAN'T SLEEP, I CAN'T DREAM

>>149912934
arent you nerds going through a heatwave a week ago

>>149912946
It's been 23C this week and last week it barely hit 36, this year's summer is pretty cold and I love it.

>>149912934
Here you go, anon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7ZAXtUfDm4

>>149912785
do kids even know what breakdancing is? that shit is so 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

>tfw 40°C
boy living in the mountainous Texas desert sure is grand

Wasnt ready for ol Ozzy to die just yet

gimi

>>149913021
i like uprocking beats more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLwZx1hyGL8

>>149912934
Silent Alarm is goated

>>149913056
"yo man chicago" music is the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRICdnrfFZ4

You have flags?

No, but I have fags who need a good flogging.

Im amazed Ozzy outlived so many other rock stars, and it's all because the money from his dumb reality show and that retarded ass ghost show he did with his son and wife. That and autism.

>tfw ozzy died from bat disease
grimi

>>149913121
Bat outta hell is not going to sound the same anymore

>>149913141
>Bat outta hell
That’s a Meat Loaf song you utter fool.

>>149913159
Nah, Meat Loaf is I Would Do Anything For Love.

>>149913222
I shouldn’t question trips, but…

ded to mclel

>>149909444
holy shit a cute version of naomi

>>149913222
>>149913278
>>149913328
GUM :D

>>149911836
my hairline

>>149908175
reminder he sold his likeness to be used in movies for thousands of years

>>149905610
Heaven and hell

Its going to be 5c tomorrow morning

>>149912709

2015 was eleven years ago

>time was ago

>>149913518
>>149913468

>>149913468
>>149913518
https://youtu.be/9wCfNFmpL1s?si=gS4MiLEeWE65j7AO

>>149908502
Lap time?
>>149910047
>Did you bring the dogs?
>Nah they're all at home shitting.
kek
>>149912596
It's all just milk when you break everything down, they can take it.

LIKE A MAN OUT OF GREGGS I'LL BE GONE WHEN THE STORES OPEN

She's kinda slow for a girl who calls herself the fastest girl

>>149912686
slipi
https://youtu.be/4xqFVWqM-k4

>>149912785
Now post cartoon Hamilton doing Gangnam Style

>>149913034
Should've gone with the mountainous NorCal forests. Shit's cool as fuck when it comes to temperatures.

Paddock rumor from a Finnish source with long-time connections to Japan:

>Red Bull & Ford know that their PU project is doomed
>Way worse than McHonda's GP2 engine, like imagine not getting anywhere near the 107% rule in any race
>Red Bull have been searching for an alternative together with FOM
>Renault gone, Mercedes already supply 4 teams and Ferrari 3 teams, Audi don't want to supply 3 teams right from the beginning
>Honda agreed to supply both Red Bull teams starting from 2026 if they get very favorable terms AND they get rid of Horner
>this isn't even about Verstappen staying, he's gone, this is about Red Bull trying to survive
>a seat for Tsunoda is not part of their negotiations because Honda want him in the Aston family

>>149913988
Red Bull pu doomer posting is already getting played out

>>149913988
Why does nippon hate hornyman?

>>149914016
If you get your peen posted all over the internet no one would ever take you seriously no matter what.

>>149914029
people here love amx tho

>>149914016
>the scandal
>behavior towards Tsunoda
>went to Mateschitz to veto Honda staying as their supplier because he wanted more control while everyone else at Red Bull wanted to keep the partnership

>>149914040
no verspoopen can also fuck off.

BREAKING: Max Verstappen has reveal they are going through HRT and is planning to schedule a reassignment surgery after the season's end. "He" now goes by "she" and her new name is Maxxine "The Lioness" Verstappen.

>>149914029
I have posted my penis all over the internet including in a relentless thread.

Are you trying to tell me that no one here takes me seriously?

>taking anyone here seriously

>>149914060

>>149914059
Unironically looks like my 20yo GF. She's diagnosed autistic.

>>149914059
He's almost too autistic to live, but he's not THAT autistic.

>>149913988
>this isn't even about Verstappen staying, he's gone
welp, max is gonna have a fun time with pasta kimi at mercedes

>a seat for Tsunoda is not part of their negotiations because Honda want him in the Aston family
does that mean that lance is gone ? im all in for a nando tsunoda duo, full weeb nando is coming back

>>149914074
Tsunoda will be a reserve driver for Aston with plenty of TPC and a couple of FP1s with a view of getting a race seat somewhere else after 2026.

I wouldn't be surprised if Antonelli is loaned somewhere else or made to simcuck for a year. Putting him next to Verstappen would kill his career because he hasn't really shown anything amazing this year. But he's shown enough promise that you don't want Ferrari or Red Bull snatching him up.

>>149914083
I firmly believe that toto is not gonna keep narb around once max arrives, narb is leaving and I think he will go to red bull


also seeing the current shitfest at rb, maybe accepting the porsche offer from a couple of years ago wouldve been the best deal for them

>>149914125
>>149914083
i hope they keep narb, kimi has potential to be half of narb

why have half when you can have full?

either way, norizz and ps3 will rape the both of them

>>149914125
That Porsche deal was also blocked by Horner. He wanted to control 100% of 100% instead of 100% of 50% when it comes to Red Bull Racing.

>>149913021
>do kids even know what breakdancing is?
I would say they do because of picrel ohio, but they would probably call me old head unc for making such a dated reference.

>>149913468
bullshit, you're lying

>>149914144
>pic
am retard

>>149914143
Why didn't Hornyman ever get offered stake in RB, or atleast RB f1

>>149914151
would.

>>149914143
greedy horny man
>>149914153
maybe because the thais and austrians didnt want to share their power but after seeing all the shit he did for the team maybe stakes in rb f1 wouldve been more than enough to keep him happy, just like how toto and papa stroll currently have power in both mercedes and am

it was porsche that was greedy
that's why they won't be in f1 at all

>>149913988
somehow, merc dominance returned

gimi

>>149914044
>veto Honda staying
honda, as they do (and hopefully do again), had left as a supplier by themselves
there was nothing to veto

ford has built a fine power unit and yuros are kvetching because the Americans are going to show them how its done next year

>2025... I'm forgotten...

>>149914286
>AMX jumping ship
>Horner canned
All signs point to Ford being dogshit tier in this regulations

Dutch oven status?

notice how there aren't any >belgium next posts with big booba sluts. belgium must be the most chaste christian country in europe

>belgium next

I actually hate energy drinks despite supportingred bull. They just have such a low cafeine content to volume ratio compared to coffee.

>>149914422
>>149914422
>>149914422

>>149914406
also they smell like cancer