Thread 149903657

My Steelers :)

>>149903671
based

>Patrick Mahomes: 5 Super Bowl appearances, 3 Super Bowl wins, 2 league MVPs, 3 All-Pro selections, over 28,000 passing yards, and nearly 220 touchdowns—all by age 29. Who here thinks he's the best of all time? Show of hands!

>Well you’re wrong! Mahomes isn’t unstoppable—he’s just playing with house rules. His offensive line grabs, clutches, and full-on bear-hugs defenders on every down, and the refs pretend not to see it. He’s not dissecting defenses—he’s bailing on reads, running around like a chicken with a golden helmet, while his blockers commit holding fouls like it’s legal. And defenders? They’re too scared to even breathe on him without getting flagged. His hype is built on a foundation of bias, blown whistles, and the NFL’s determination to keep him looking untouchable.

Daily reminder that it's not "your" team unless you're on the roster or the franchise is making you millies.

Daily reminder that it is "your" team when the team no longer exists without the support of it's viewer base.

Daily reminder that jeets made "your" football slop unwatchable

Daily reminder to take care of urself and stay hydrated! :)

>>149903879
Love my fantasy team. Simple as

>>149903879
fuck you

>>149903943
>Burrow
>Allen
>Elite
lmao people need to learn how to separate real football from fantasy football

>>149903879
I'm part of Britney Mahomes' roster. So I can safely say we when referring to my chiefs.

>>149903994
Does Mahomes actually let you do that to his wife?

>>149904019
He plays it off as not being a big deal, but I know deep down it really bothers him.

>>149903943
If your order within tiers matters than swap Goff and Stafford
Dak and Lawrence are a tier too high
Swap Fields and Jones

>>149903943
Kyler, Trevor, and Sam should drop to C. All three of them are entering prove it years.

>>149903943
The Bo Nix disrespect is real

>>149903943
>dook shitpuke

The reason I know that all cowboys fans are casuals is no one has made an attempt to assassinate Jerry yet.

Training camp time, let's get it.

>>149903879
It's still my fucking team even if I'm not on the roster anymore faggot. I cracked more skulls and got weigh more pussy than you faggot, I would have fucked your girlfriend but your gay so you only suck cocks but even if you weren't I wouldn because I'm a nice guy and you'd only be able to pull ugly vitches anyway and I'm not sticking my dick in hairy and the Henderson you fucking mook you fucking no dick limp dick queerboy I fucked your sister I fucked your mother I fucked your auntie I fucked your dog but that ended up being your other sister you little bitch the cia is always listening I'm gonna start talking about how you have yellow cake and you're trying to sell it to the rag heads and their gonna come pick you up beat the fuck out of you tear your fingers nails off and then put you in jail where ur gonna spend all day getting fucked in the ass and then you'll say thank you richie because your a fucking fairy that loves it when spooks abd spice come in your ass lol

>>149903943
Come this time next year, Daniels' floor will be #2

>>149903671
My Whatevers :)

Group Question:
What's one thing about your favorite team that's got you feeling nicey?

>>149904222
The Chiefs of course. The Charles Town Chiefs

>>149904222
They my coach and gm aren’t clueless anti-football pussies.

>>149904222
The knowledge that any moment my team, the Jacksonville Jaguars, are either the dangerous playoff team no one wants to play or a contender for the #1 draft pick.

>>149904222
Bengals
Scoring more points than other teams

>Long-term extension talks between the #Bengals and star Trey Hendrickson broke down over guaranteed money before camp… and Hendrickson has now indicated he left the state.
>still haven't signed their first round pick either
art modell is the biggest evil genius in nfl history. he managed to singlehandedly spawn two incompetent divisional "rivals" for his team to beat up on in perpetuity. not sure if he gets nfl news updates in the 9th circle of hell though

>>149904222
The Saints are finally trying to rebuild even though it will take some time.

>>149904222
big year for dotson

>>149904222
You already know

Look at these first 4 picks

>>149904322
Based. A full year to build chemistry with Hurts will make a difference.
Also, imagine all the betfags that put in a cheeky Dotson first TD bet when they called him short.

>>149904330
Gibbs is decent but using a pick in the top half of the first round on a RB is always a mistake.

>>149904348
18 isn't top half, but close enough

>>149904348
The Lions see Gibbs as a weapon though, not just an RB.

>>149904157
This guy knows ball

>>149904330
Oh if my heckin SOVLful Wions don't win the super duper bowl because of 4 draft picks then the nfl is rigged detoilet vs everybody mom's spaghetti

What if the Eagles win again

>>149904356
cringe

>>149904261
That's a good start. As long as they don't have Michelin Man lips then the team should be fine.

>>149904311
2024 will always be a huge "what could have been." So many injuries to key players, after a great start to the season. But at least they got rid of Dennis Allen.

>>149904330
31 teams lost that draft by letting the Eagles take Jalen Carter at pick #9

>>149904222
The schedule.

>>149904395
Yep, looks like a first round exit

>>149904381
hopefully he wont be as motivated this season

>>149904362
we start the brady hurts comps

>>149904381
the sheer fucking arrogance of mickey loomis thinking his team was one developmental fcs offensive tackle away from playoff contention. instead he just handed the eagles a free top 10 pick. he really let that 2017 draft class go to his head, but never came anywhere close to replicating it again

>>149904330
There is absolutely nothing impressive about hitting on 1st & 2nd round picks.

>>149904192
Correct, his floor will be the QB2 on the WFT.

>>149904379
>That's a good start. As long as they don't have Michelin Man lips then the team should be fine.
Nope. The only knock on them could be that they’re a little bit metrosexual. A bit too much hair gel at times. Guess my team.

>>149904460
Dolphins

>>149904457
Me and you are going to have to fight

>>149904381
90% of franchises would be better off giving up on scouting and just picking up whichever georgia players fell down the board over character concerns/DUIs

>>149904483
Nope

Career DVOA

Pictured: Elite, franchise QB Jalen Hurts.

>>149904496
Dan Fouts never won shit but he was really fucking good

>>149904513
Yes, but another thing is that DVOA misses the first several years of his career. DVOA starts from 1978.

>>149904407
My Ninies have business making the playoffs. I'm okay with this

>>149904552
No business*

>>149904552
WINDOW CLOSED

>>149904395
It’s always difficult before the season to truly judge a schedule, because there is usually one team on a schedule that everyone checks as an auto win because they were trash last year but end up being one of the better teams in the league. Even considering that and a couple games where they get upset, it’s very easy to get the 9ers to 10 or 11 wins. The hardest part of their schedule is the road trip against LA and then the Bucs. I don’t see any other back to back losses.

>>149904157
relax, caleb

Need someone to tickle my prostate ASAP

>>149903943
>blo dix and caybuck williams that high
>bryce young not in S tier
are you trying to generate engagement through outrage, anon?

>>149904596
That's true. Bears could be good. Panthers improved a lot towards the end of last season. Titans might be good if Cam Ward is legit. I was feeling confident about the team at first but the injury concerns has me pessimistic. Mustapha tore his ACL, Aiyuk won't be back for a while and probably won't be the same, Pearsall is injured again, Jennings contract dispute oh and Trent and CMC aren't getting any younger and I expect them to miss some games. Same with kittle

Vrabel's Patriots are winning the AFCE. He's going to dogwalk all the anti-clutch shitters that infest the AFC as a whole. Vrabelgeddon is almost upon us.

*throws tua defenda*

>>149904488
funnily enough that's exactly how Howie got his redemption
he went from overthinking draft picks trying to hyperspecific build around certain players and that got him Arcega-Whiteside and Reagor instead of Metcalf and Jefferson
now he lets scouting do their job and takes the blue chips that fall into his lap, sometimes trading some stock to jump and grab one if he can get a good value on it

>>149904773
is bahamasfag coming back this season or did he finally give up?

>>149904817
I don't know why he'd come back, this season is a complete wash for the the phins

>>149903657 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149904817
he died of acute semen overdose I'm afraid

>>149904749
yeah sorry dawg it's gonna be a I'll believe it when I see it from me
the Bills are still more than capable of cleaning up the division

>>149904839
so was every other season with Tua starting but that didn't stop him

>>149904806
It gets to be a rich get richer situation. The main way GMs fuck up a draft is reaching for a position of need. You build a good roster to the point all you really need is depth, and you get to take the blue-chip that falls to you in the first round.

>>149904891
nah this season is different. this is tua and mcdaniels' last year in miami

>>149903721
LETS GET IT ON

>Deion is dying
do you think he's trying to mentally will himself into the grave so he doesn't have to witness his son squandering years of string pulling, nepotism, and throwing his name around?

>>149904817
He's a Marlins fan now

Football is back baby! All teams are in training camp and we have a football game next week.

>>149904911
I can see them pulling off just enough of a mediocre season for them to be kept around

>>149904596
>because there is usually one team on a schedule that everyone checks as an auto win because they were trash last year but end up being one of the better teams in the league.
2025 giants

>>149904945
good
this has been one of the most miserable offseasons on /nfl/

anyway 7 > 3

>>149904950
I see the Giants being a contender in 2-3 years. The personnel they’re putting on the trenches on both sides of the line are great. They have additional offseason work to do on the O-Line the next couple years. They’ll be improved this year and will be a top pass rushing defense. They need at least a 5 year starter at QB and the interior Oline and they will be a division winner again. I think they finish over their 5.5 win bet and potentially place 3rd in the nfce, which is good progress.

>>149904817
He'll be back, especially when the 'phins beat the Pats in Week 2.

>>149905086
I like how their D line is looking. Abdul Carter and Darius Alexander are great additions.

>>149905086
with jameis and russ theyll at least get 6 wins. the defense is going to be really good up front and itll keep them in games for moonballs to nabirs. they also drafted my sleeper pick skattebo at rb and hes a good power back. i think theyll shock a lot of people, they played a lot of teams close last season even with zero offense. commanders should be scared week 1 they could barely handle giants last season and now the giants got better while the commanders subtly regressed

But the Rams don't have fan-ack

>>149905111
FUCK off pedo

>>149905170
It feels so fucking good that football is back to being alive in DC.
Also, what's Buffalo's deal?

>>149905170
That says by homes with a TV, not homes with a TV that are tuned into the Rams game.

>>149905188
It's basically ranking on population size

>>149905192
This. Nobody watches the Rams or Chargers

>>149905111
>TRACKANDFIELD.webm

>>149905188
It's a shithole and many new fans kill themselves within 18 months.

>>149905257
Why dont you sit and explain yourself already

>>149905267
...so I posted child porn now? Am I still a Janny and/or an Indian national?

I'm trying to explain EPA to a motivated casual fan. Here I have a 4 page explanation of how one can derive it, and so also of how it works.
I'd appreciate it if I was given some feedback

>>149905192
>>149905207
Rams are the 8th most watched team according to per game ratings (excluding playoffs)

>pedo resorts to gaslighting
Rope. Tree. Neck. Now.

>>149905306
Are you suggesting I am on a certain list?

>>149905316
I hear you like em young

>>149905319
What is this offending webm again? Is this what the Kiwi was sperging out about last time?

>>149905267
LUH MAO

>>149905326
I don't get it.

>149905316
Colbert getting cancelled must be like 9/11 for you.

>>149905359
Oh... it's a /pol/ thing.

>>149905325
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/134760812/#134764579

Certified samefag? Certified PEDOPHILE

>149905368
Remember when that article about the Eagles snubbing the WH invite made the rounds and then the Eagles called it fake news and went? That was hilarious.

>>149905370
So it was a bunch of girls getting raped named trackandfield? Is that your claim?

>>149905374
Jalen didn't. lol

>Me and Brady's sixth ring
>Also a pedo
Least shocking revelation since Biden's dementia.

Nigga all the football teams are back in action and you're beefing with each other?

>>149905385
>anon reports a 2 year old webm on an archive site
We only have your word, no?

>>149905390
He's mad that the Chiefs lost, Mahomes is a cuck, and Brady keeps on winning. He tried to make me a Jeet a few months ago.

>pedo keeps trying to play it down
If thats your sfw shit I know you got even wierder shit on your hard drive you fucking loser
You seriously meed to kill yourself you fucking scum
Neck yourself

>>149905401
What was the webm of?

>>149905392
Have a seat over there

>>149905407
What was the webm of?

>what was the webm of?
pedos starting to have a melty

>>149905411
Remember this?

Why deny it? It's 4chan, it's legal to say you like little girls
Whenever I watch my Eagles, me and my boys pregame by watching the local middle school's swimming practice

>>149905403
>>149905411
Why dont you tell us. You saved it to your computer, posted it, didnt delete it afterwards whilst being called a pedo in that same thread and it was bad enough that it eventually had to be taken down from the archives.

>>149905420
>>149905425
>>149905426
What was the webm of?

Liking 8 year olds makes you a pedo. Not 17 year olds kek gtfo. Middle or end of puberty is what makes the most sense for when girls would begin to be attractive to most men.

>>149905434
What was the webm of?

>archived webm is gone
Who snitched to 4plebs jannies?

Just make sure you hide your little sister from em'

>>149905425
that's legal in most states

>>149905446
I was 18 at the time, though I never banged Brena. I actually know her cousin now and she's living in Michigan as a crazy cat lady lol
>stabler.jpg

>what was the webm of
wait kek i literally watched it yesterday, this faggot actually got it removed from the archive?
it wasn't even that bad but this behavior makes it far worse

>>149905472
Please describe it?

>>149905485
You saved and posted it. Why dont you?

>>149905485
It was a bunch of MS or HS aged girls in swimsuits. Idk why you're being so cagey about it. I think it's based

>>149905508
You first! Let's see if it aligns.

>>149905513
Was there nudity? Sexual acts? How did you know their ages?

Of course im not going to align with a pedo nigga are you serious lol

>>149905295
Only a Rams fan would be insecure about this kind of shit. No real fans

>>149904487
I'm sorry anon, but hitting your Day 1 & 2 picks is just the prereq for being above .500. Super Bowl contenders are also nailing their Day 3 picks and making homerun UDFA signings.

>>149905111
My dick got hard by your webm, post more of it.

>>149905588
The Patriots have hit no picks in the past 7 or so years.

>The 49ers signed former Saints WR Equanimeous St. Brown.

>St. Brown, 28, appeared in two games last season but did not record a reception.

Grimm

>>149905525
Archives knew well enough to take that foul shit down so I think it says enough to me

>>149905540
Just letting you know the numbers bud

>>149905598
Fuck off pedo

>>149905604
K, keep us posted.

F

>>149905598
Which perfectly explains the previous 3-4 seasons. Bad drafting doesn't always catch up to you immediately, it creeps in, much like bad college recruiting.

bradysknee >>149905438 >>149905425
wtf is this bro.....not a good look so you knew the age and were fine with it?

>>149905623
Will lifelong LA Rams fan Sharon now follow him as promised?

>>149905612
You will repent in hell

>>149905601
maybe he can channel the power of his brother

>>149905646
did you like what you saw in that webm you posted. It got me hard.

>>149905698
I bet it did.

>>149905705
at least I admit it but why won't you. I mean, you're the one who posted it after all

>Stafford has back soreness to start training camp. McVay says there's no throwing limitations, and Stafford will ramp up to the side before integrating with the team for Phase two of training camp.
This is 100% his last season

*mindbreaks the Mahomes Schizo*

>>149905454
bradysknee is a known snitch, he's trying to cover it up

>>149905773
shh, now more tears, only dreams now

>>149905647
They couldn’t change the overall history of what happened to the Kingdom of Baldwin in the movie, but why the hell did the script have Tiberius and Baldwin ask Balian’s permission to execute Guy? Shouldn’t they have just done it and then asked him if he would marry Sibylla afterwards? The quote in picrel makes Bailan completely resistant to the idea, because they want to include him in the conspiracy.

>>149905823
>Why don't you give up
Because the future is bright

Kek what a wierdo

Honestly, a pedo lurking in the general was probably the least surprising news of the day.

Who would even deny being a pedo on 4chan?

>bitchknees is a larping cuck pedo
I am eagerly awaiting the HRT arc

>>149905294
I modified it a bit, adding color coding and clearing up some stuff.

>>149905925
>>149905947
I busted twice to bradysknee's webm. Sorry not sorry. Chargers fan btw.

>chargers
>fan
nice try, but they have no fans

>>149905978
Shit, you got me. kek

>>149905899
>rasm ai slop now

>>149906088
Before dook poopscoot made sure jim bradley was a dated fossil stafford retired him first enroute to a ring now fuck off pedo

>>149906195
...is this OldGay?

i hated bradysknee but after seeing that webm I think he's based and should be called basedknees

>>149903657 (OP)
One of my favorite things to do when I'm bored is to go to the NFL reddit and post takes that are retarded but somewhat believable. I also enjoy overrating the White players and underrating the black ones. Sometimes I make top 10 QB lists that conspicuously have only White QBs in them. When questioned I say that lamar jackson is a running back. If you see me in the wild say hi.

>>149906295
The only non-white QB who ever gets mentioned in the top 10 is Mahomes. That's mostly because QB is by far the most cognitively demanding position in all of sports

>>149906317
if you made a list of top 10 boxers or basketball players back in the 50s it would be very different from what it is today, with enough time the same will be true with the nfl and soccer

>either endless repetitive mahomes-brady debate, or sick obsession with tripfags
This general is beyond saving. Nuke it from orbit.

Nuke this bussy

>>149906392
Imagine being Manning rn

>>149906392
That's what all generals become. It becomes dominated by ritualposters, schizos, and name/tripfags. It becomes a discord chatroom. The biggest mistake was adding the catalog and search. It did more damage to the culture of 4chan than /pol/ and /r9k/ combined. You guys aren't even real 4channers, you're /sp/nfl/.

Damn honey badger just retired. Huge F for a real one

>>149906392
DESU anon the only reason I come around here is because 4chan is a zoo for the mentally ill. If I strictly wanted to talk ball I'd go to reddit :^)

>>149906470
First Ozzy, now some idiot who never had the makings of a professional athlete. He needed to ring chase with the Chiefs.

>>149906392
>>149906451
Slow board and off-season sport, to expect any different is silly. I'm not saying the criticism is wrong, but what were you really hoping for?

>>149906497
This, half of the appeal of this place is seeing the petri dish of schizos babble and evolve over time

>>149906513
Tomorrow training camp starts so we should have some real discussion instead of baseless accusations thrown out by obsessed angry stats fags.

Based GODy'sknee drawing heat

>>149905623
im fucking crying

>>149906608
>AHHH!! REFFIES HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone have any experience with building gorilla nests?

>>149906392
>>149906513
>>149906539
>endless repetitive mahomes-brady debate, or sick obsession with tripfags
Your anger is misguided. The issue is the catalog search which turns us into a discord chatroom. There's only 15 anons at best on /nfl/ during the offseason so we inevitably begin to recognize each other's posting habits.
>the steelers jannu anon post AI slop
>the bussy posting patriots anon is easy to recognize
>the chargers weeaboo anon
>the webm spammer anon
Their post are so recognizable they might as well be posting with a tripcode. Even if the kiwi didn't have a flag his post stick out like a sore thumb, same applies for bradysnee and his political stuff, or temujin and his weeaboo post. A highly trained AI model would be able to identify all of us with ease. 4chan has always had this issue but in the past we were more spread out since catalog search wasn't a thing. You are no longer 4chan you are /r/nfl/ or whatever general you post on. Guys like me from 2005 have struggled to accept this change.

>actually saving that shit
>actually posting that shit
>only defence is acting like nothing happened and the video was completely normal

>>149906709
>>the bussy posting patriots anon is easy to recognize
How long will it take you to realize that more than one person bussy posts?

>>149906709
>A highly trained AI model
A highly trained AI model would leave this board, go to /b/ and then spam incest stories.

>>149906709
As a fellow redditor, I would like to add that giving wrestling its own board further killed my /spee/

>>149906766
The day wrestling faggots were kicked out was the day this board was saved

>>149906751
those are imitators. But he started the busyposting trend on /nfl/

>>149906719
I know, it must trigger you so.

>>149906719
kek

>>149906781
I started the bussyposting trend in 2022 and I'm a Saints fan, not a fucking patriots fan. You dumbasses will do anything if it's spammed enough.

>>149906812
Bussy posting is the cancer that's killing a board with a Kiwi tumor.

Alright, everyone post your hands with timestamp. It's time to settle this faggotry.

>>149906790
can you at least give an explanation for why you posted that track video? Like what was going through your mind at the time. Did you find them attractive?

>actually saving that shit
>actually posting that shit
>only defence is acting like nothing happened and the video was completely normal then bragging about a game from more than 10 years ago

>>149906849
lol

>>149906828
Good

>>149906835
I'm gonna post my diddle with a timestamp

>>149906866
We need another ass pic

>>149906849
Feel free to post a more up to date video of the Ravens winning an important playoff game!

We got a live one!

>>149906853
>>149906853
>>149906853

>>149906844
Did you?

>>149906882
This was definitely used on the Kiwi version of Grindr.

>>149906887
The dirtbike horde has yet to be topped

>>149906828
bradysknee I like you but you have to give a long public statement about the video you posted where you reject and denounce it or any accusations. Otherwise people are forever going to think you're covering it up. I'll try to give you some PR ideas.
-You were 18 when you posted it?
-You didn't have glasses on so you couldn't see their ages?
-You didn't see it in a sexual way despite their revealing outfits?
-You posted it to show how wrong the sport was?

You are I are on the same team both NFL and politically so I'm trying to help you little bro.

>>149906936
I will not post my open, gaping asshole. Stop asking for it. The Kiwi might, tho.

>>149906936
He'll just justify it as being normal in his hometown of new dehli. They never learn

Bro those girls were like 10-12 years old it was obvious they were underage it wasn't no "oh they could've been 18" lmfao you are taking a huge L but you won't admit it (Asperger's syndrome)

Press F

>>149906898
I did find them attractive. I don't care what others think about me on this anonymous imageboard and neither should you. You are letting them bully you into hiding what you really think. That's lame, I thought you were based and posted what you truly thought and didn't give into peer pressure.

>>149906936
>You are I are on the same team both NFL and politically
I'm on your sides politically as well

>>149906980
I'm not sure what you mean. You saw identification confirming their ages and you confirmed it was posted in a sexual manner which violated US Law?

>>149906988
Thank you for helping my Saints get an even high draft pick

>>149906993
Who said I did? The NEET Kiwi?

>>149906988
>honey bitch

>>149906988
I wish I had some of his highlights saved as webms bro was crazy good in his prime. I remember seeing a play when he was with the Texans I think where he covered 3 guys on a single play it was insane. Can't find it on YouTube so frustrating it was legit teach tape

Daily reminder that Josh Allen was seeing ghosts against Spagnola's Defense and got owned, while Hurts sliced and diced them and won the super bowl before the 3rd quarter was over and could've scored 70 if they didn't put in the second and third string

>>149907051
I vividly remember his heisman campaign at LSU, shame that they couldn't take it home in the natty.

/nfl/ general will never be the same lmao. Now's your chance to retire the trip. Perhaps start a new identity as Mahome's elbow

>>149907080
Your obsession is concerning.

>>149907066
Yeah, he looked shook at the beginning of that bussy game.

>>149907018
Is there proof the kiwi is a NEET. Didn't he just post a sports bet he made which requires money?

Posting on my old ass trip just to say I knew bradysknee was a pedo.

>>149907093
His bussy was quivering as he realized there's always razors in the bussy.

>>149907091
>enter thread and immediately piece together jeet going full retard by posting [redacted]
>obsessed
whatever helps you cope. You should be more concerned about the feds that'll be at your front door in 15 minutes

>>149907116
he admitted he tried to kill himself and his parents pay his rent while he works deadend jobs like factory worker and construction

>>149907018
>>149906898
>Who said I did?
So is that a yes or no, did you find them attractive?

>>149906988
he was the heart and soul of the defense in 2015, i like to think if he had stayed healthy we atleast dont get BTFO by the panthers that year.

>>149907116
He's posted photos of himself at work before. He honestly seems like a slacker but a lot of jobs are fluffed with bs so idk

>>149907140
I'd say go back to the thread quoted with the suspiciously deleted webm and take in the context.
>>149907120
As much of one as Jerry Jones can win in the 2000s.

>>149906988
I'll remember him playing for LSU over everything else

>>149907155
>work
he's shown pictures of blaze orange vests, which proves he works shit day labor jobs

>>149907116
The government pays for my betting habits and my car and motorbike and house and flights to Australia and flights to USA didn't you know?

>>149907138
>still trying to push this shit

Lmfaoooooo stay obsessed

>>149907162
>As much of one as Jerry Jones can win in the 2000s.
Better make like Hillary and bleach bit that HDD

>>149907140
someone post the webm

>>149907191
bro you post all day like a degenerate, no wife no kids no job

>>149907192
I wonder what list you're on, my Lonestar friend.

>>149907162
>I'd say go back to the thread quoted with the suspiciously deleted webm and take in the context.
I just read the thread. The anon said "post webms you never get to post" and you posted that webm. So does that mean you really wanted to post that webm because you are attracted to them?

>>149907234
None that will get the glowies knocking on my door. Sadly, you can't say the same.

I leave for one thread and this is what it becomes. Reading this thread was like putting my nose next to an anus and breathing in. So you guys wanted less goat debates for THIS.

>>149907287
Bullying pedos is more fun.

>>149907279
kwab

>>149907248
Because we never discuss brown girls. Also, there's nothing sexual about this as far as I can see.

>>149905446
>>149905446
>>149905446
The italian is a pedo. LOL snap shot this post.

>>149907202
>my mfw when when seeing what bradysknee posted in the sweltering hot summer of 2023

>>149907313
>Because we never discuss brown girls.
That's true, but those weren't just brown girls. They were *little* brown girls.

>>149907287
i would prefer debating you for an entire offseason to one thread of this

>>149907341
Doubt.

>>149905446
>Middle or end of puberty is what makes the most sense for when girls would begin to be attractive to most men.
bradysknee post a webm and everyone loses their mind, yet the italian says teens are hot and nobody bats an eye

>>149907345
Moving like molasses. Funny because fuck the Chiefs but sad because he really did used to be so elite

>>149907369
We all saw the webm before you got it removed from the archive dude. They were 13.

>>149907375
Supposedly, the webm was suspiciously deleted and apparently so was my post affirming how I wanted to rape the children like the guy who was rejected from buying the Bills.

>>149907298
>>149907369
>>149907378
>Bullying pedos is more fun.
Why isn't anyone bullying him >>149905446

>>149907392
Oh, so I got it removed. Was I also globally banned for violating US law?

>>149907287
Says the lawyer who got mindbroken, deleted his post and went into hiding after Dan Marino got mentioned

KWAB

>>149907392
>They were 13

Looked younger than that like 10-12 range. Either way saving that shit is fucking cringe. He'll never admit what he did was fucked and he's already trying to retcon it with posts like >>149907313
implying that's the equivalent to what he'd posted back then

>>149907434
Then post the original and report me for global ban evasion... which would probably made the mods die from laughter coming from you :D

>>149907416
>violating US law?
BTW why do you keep bringing this up? Do you think it's a gotcha? It was a webm of kids in track uniforms, that's legal and nobody is saying otherwise
But it IS really weird how hard you're deflecting. If everyone ITT called me a pedo, I wouldn't care. It's 4chan

>>149907484
If it was then how did I get it deleted from the archive?

the leaks and site shutdown already confirmed that jannies and mods consider themselves above the law and can't take the bantz. it's never been more over.

>>149907412
Italians have vastly different laws to the rest of the world homie

>>149907487
Are you really claiming that some literalwho archive site's judgement is what makes something a violation of the law? I dunno why he deleted it, he probably got annoyed with you mass reporting it and figured better safe than sorry

>>149907345
Washed fat fuck

>>149907535
>it was basically admitting you wanted to rape children
>ok, they kinda maybe looked like children
>ok, you didn't admit you did but you posted it
>ok, no one can see it but dude trust me and the neet Kiwi
>ok it was was cp but didn't violate law
Cool.

>>149907287
Hello Mahomesfriend, please read this. It's trying to explain the advanced statistic EPA, i.e. expected points added. Can you see why this would be much better than something like passer rating?

>>149907562
>inventing arguments to epicly own
Why so cagey?

>>149907452
>>149907434
bradysknee I've always argued with you since we have different teams but no matter how much we argued I always respected you. But I'm slowly losing respect from how you are handling this. If you came out and said yes I posted that webm and yes I found those little brown girls attractive I would respect you. Instead you are letting them bully you. The kiwi is a faggot but he has balls and reminds me of old school anons from 2006 who didn't give a fuck about what others think, if he posted that webm he'd embrace it. True anons don't care about what people think unlike modern day redditors who give into peer pressure.

>>149907581
I'll mourn your homosexual love for me.

I'm not reading any of these posts, btw

I've been reading em. Love long posts

>I've always respected a tranny retard that lives in Framingham
lmao

>>149907646
>Framingham
I make more money than Framingham. We're talking Newton dollars.

>>149907629
Can you get me my fries?

>>149907501
Absolutely halal

>>149907629
whats your current job, neet? meal delivery?

>>149907693
chief bussy inspector

>>149907693
I'm a Mohel. My job is to circumsize baby boys mutilating them for life. If you have a problem with this you're antisemitic

>>149907746
oy gevalt

>>149907746
we hit a nerve, confirming its something like that

When did the UAE Taytay guy stop posting? It was fun to see him learning football

>Shannon Sharpe oogas his booga into some OF thots asshole
>now he has to pay 50m to her
fucking crazy, keep ya dick dry and ya eyes open playa these hoes ain't playin

>>149907484
If someone called you a pedo you would also immediately move on and not care because you use the site as intended. You post anonymously. Trip codes were not meant to bypass the anonymous culture of the site. They were harshly critiqued in the past if not used for a specific purpose. For example, a need to verify a poster was the OP in a previous thread as a discussion or happening developed. They weren’t originally meant to be turned on and left on in order to gain a personality following.

>>149907781
USAID got cut and he lost his shitposting job now he's back to doing field work

>>149907671
Here you go, bro

>>149907569
There's hundreds of summaries on EPA that manage to explain it in a single paragraph, there's no point in writing a research paper on it. Attempts of trying to add context are silly since there will never be a perfect algorithm that can factor in all context. For instance, this "dime" that Jalen Hurts made doesn't factor in the context of Jaylon Watson being rusty and out of shape after returning from a fractured tibia and fibula. The box score stats give a general outline for a player's performance and don't pretend as if they capture the full context (as your fraudulent algorithms tend to do)

The new logo has leaked per Trump's plan

>>149907815
Holy cope lmao

Ok, fine. You guy caught me. The truth is, I love little girls in swimsuits almost as much as I love my New England Patriots. I wish I could go back in time to when I was a schoolboy so I could safely oggle them in the same way I wish I could go back in time to when Tom Brady took my Patties to the Owl. Their small, tight, nubile bodies remind me of the tight spirals Brady could put on a ball as he dropped it into the tightest windows that his receivers could manage. I long to feel their tiny flat bodies rubbing against me just as much as I long to see my Pats win it all just one more time. At night, I dream about their small hands and mouths servicing me just like how the small WRs and TEs serviced the GOAT, Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.

>>149907839
Grim but believable.

>>149907845
Jesus fucking christ, why would I post this?!

>>149907845
No way.... I can't believe he finally admitted it. bitchknees has been exposed

go cats

>>149907872
>kiwi is too retarded to double check the name
many such cases

>>149907845
If he posted this it would be based as fuck. Instead he squirmed like a faggot and did the worst damage control we've seen since taco which only created more bad PR for him.

Why are New Englanders like this?

>>149907845
But why did you turn off the trip? Does it really make that big of a difference?

>talking to tripfaggots
lmao couldn't be me

>>149907931
I'm gayer than Aaron Rodgers, so it's just instinct

>>149907815
I thought this would be useful since one could derive EPA relatively quickly. I figured a derivation would be better for understanding than a explanation.
I never claimed they captured the full context. Just that they do capture additional context that that shitty box scores do not. Note how this says part 2. In later parts I intend to go further on stuff that even advanced statistics miss
Here is an excerpt from that:
>The QBs job is not just to throw the ball. Keep Your Eye on the Ball 2.0, chapter 3 makes this very clear. Quarterback is by far the most cognitively demanding position in sports. He has to memorize and master vast amounts of information, make the right adjustments and reads, pre and post-snap. He has to study film and know his offense better than everyone, and manage it correctly. [Here we will insert famous clips such as Peyton's audibles, and Brees' huddle play calling]. The very best QBs will claim to know opposing defenses better than they know themselves. They will also be intimately involved in game-planning itself. [Insert famous clip of Brady and Belichick game planning]. At the extreme cases — like Peyton and Brady — they have full control of the offense and full access to the entire offensive playbook at the huddle and line (whilst most QBs will just have an audible, i.e. a main play and a secondary play given to them by the offensive coordinator/coach).
The QB position goes beyond mere passing (and running) statistics. [Insert Kirk Cousins making a wrong pre-snap read, not changing the play as he should have from a run to a pass, leading to a 0 yard run, from Netflix's Quarterback Season 1 Episode 2 or 3]. Cousins is in fact partly responsible for this, he should get dinged for this, just like he should get rewarded when he makes the correct decision.

>>149907845
This gives a whole new meaning to tight ends.
>>149907862
Enigmas like Brady never age, ever notice this?

this bussy never ages

>>149907955
>gayer than aaron
impossible, he played for green bay!

>>149908020
...like the Greek Gods...

>>149907928
I actually forgot how tripfagging works, I put it in the options field instead of the name field. Whatever

>>149908109
>texas iq

Never forget where bitchknees got his love for minors from

>>149908140
Did you know that if you put "trackandfield.webm" into 4plebs search, your post comes up even though the attached file is seemingly removed?
Bit strange, innit?

>>149908140
Will you admit just one thing. >>149905425 Did you ever once regret not going with that other girl. Did you fap to the idea of her at least once. Be honest.

>>149908160
>sexualizing paternal love
Call your parents and thank them for rent and groceries this month, they suffer enough.

Is this officially the worst /nfl/ thread of the year?

>>149908178
Not really, again she was kinda crazy. She got mad at me after dumping her. Nuts.

>>149908140
>He thinks that was me

>>149905425
Everyone in this story is 300lbs

>>149908233
Training camp starts tomorrow, pedo accusations will last FOREVER.

>>149908239
But at the time did you ever think about how tight she was compared to your wife who is older and more loose?

>>149908233
turn your trip back on. It's going to be remembered for ages. Wait till the nfl season begins and everyone becomes aware of today's revelations

>>149908260
I don't live in Kansas.

>>149908275
Tightness doesn't mean youth, my wife does hot yoga. It's why most men with erectile dysfunction need to do more kegels and why you shouldn't skip leg day. I'm looking at you, Dakota Prescott.

>>149908233
He doesn't know

>>149908239
> She got mad at me after dumping her.
What happened after you broke up with her? Also, did you ever have sex with her or were you just dating.

>>149908313
Never got that far. She dumped me for some other guy and then got mad at me when I turned her down after he dumped her. As noted above, I know her cousin now and she's a crazy cat lady in Michigan. I dodged a JaMarcus Russell sized bullet.

>>149908233
worst OFFSEASON

>>149908351
meh, if you don't have sex it's not a real relationship.

>>149908304
that was a great thread, especially the NBA invasion

>>149908233
Not anymore. I will fix this thread:
Manning>Rodgers>>Brady=Mahomes>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP>your franchise's qb

>>149908384
That's an opinion.

2 > 1 >> 7 = 3

what's wrong with the kiwi being a NEET, work is for suckas

>>149908301
>Tightness doesn't mean youth
That's something you'd only say if you weren't active during your teens like I was. I get why you'd think that though. Exercise is only a small factor.

>>149908440
That puts him in the same tier as trannies, incels, abbos, and basketball americans

I don't have a job but I'm not a NEET :^)

>>149908470
In my experience women have different gripstrength stats.

>bitchknees still trying to deflect from saving and posting underage girls

The damage control is next level

>>149908498
neet, go deliver your next pizza

Is Agyemang the only good English player? The rest of them look like shit trying to attack

>>149908493
>In my experience women have different gripstrength stats.
they do but it's a stat that declines rapidly as they age just like a QB's passer rating. Training and exercise can only delay it. Your wife isn't the tom brady of pussy grip, she's going to plateau harder than Russel Wilson once she hits the wall and you will be fapping yourself to sleep wondering what it would be like if you went with the tight crazy girl's cunny.

>>149908498
you love Bo Nix

love this bussy

>>149908547
...imagine if Tom Brady had a vagina?

Let's talk about football.
I'll start. Why is Justin Jefferson so overrated?

Imagine Tom Brady's bussy

>>149908498
he hasn't denounced it

>>149908575
see >>149908498

>>149908592
He's not.

>>149908304
The bussythread was the best from the offseason. It spilling into /nba/ and /hoc/ was great

>>149908592
Wowie zowie is that a heckin grapherino?!? Hooooly wahoooly now I know so much more about boopin football cos I studied the grapherino!!!!!

You now remember Eric Ebron

>>149908637
Are you sure?

>>149908599
Denounced what?

>>149908575
>>149908598
Brady was a 6th round draft pick nobody wanted and played like one for his first 3 seasons. If not for Belichick he would have been selling his ass on the streets.

>>149908759
zoomer midwit take

>>149908727
The webm. You haven't said you denounce the contents of the webm nor have you endorsed it. You are thus pissing off both sides.

>>149908759
jeetretard

Eric Ebonics

Y’all, it’s a beautiful helmet

>>149908780
I have no idea what the webm was, unfortunately it is unavailable and thus only speculation at this point. It's also not /nfl/ related. If you want to discuss this in /b/ you can.

>>149908867
>what's that shiny... AH RAZOR BLADES!!!

>>149908884
alright, now whatever respect I have for bradysknee is gone after this post. Dude is a snake.

>>149908950
This will definitely affect me.

>>149908498
K W A B

>>149908233
Based. All i know is when the season opens I'm getting these

>>149909029
Does it come with a 30 day supply of ozempic?

Look at the evolution of Nick Wright where he went from a humble sports commentator to cocky the longer Mahomes 1st season went on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwGw33dvzos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLSaXwLdChA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-f1NmZP7ac

>>149906998
>I'm not sure what you mean. You saw identification confirming their ages and you confirmed it was posted in a sexual manner which violated US Law?
KWAB
Nobody is talking about the law you fucking sperg. It's just obvious what it was and why you saved it. Why you would post your goon material here is another question but you're far from the first anon to do so. Just own it nigga.

>>149909096
He definitely looks better with longer hair that shaved look with that chin doesn't play

>>149909174
>I would jack off to it s-so you must've
Says alot about you.

What the hell is Stafford's problem on 3rd down?
Also,
>dink poopscoop
>thro pix

>>149909096
>Eric Mangini: "Mahomes is going to make mistakes and go through a learning curve and it will take a long time before he's performing at a high level like Alex Smith"
Mahomes then goes on to throw 50 TDs, 5k yards, win MVP, and dominate the league for 7 years....

>>149909096
Nobody cares. Read the room. Two trip fags are fighting

>>149909178
This. When you have a nose like that you have to hide it with the hair. Jesus had a long nose but it just worked due to the hair.

>>149909211
Stafford doesn't do well when he's pressured. 3rd downs have a higher likelihood of it being a throw rather than a run. D line focus more on just going after the QB instead of accounting for the run.

>>149909271
Fair, though his pressure rate on 3rd down is one of the lowest according to that chart. But why does he suck so much under pressure? It's not just that he's not mobile. He should be better, with his experience.

>>149909211
Mahomes doing that without his starting WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, and no competent LT should send chills down everyone's spine.

>>149909313
No one is afraid of any of the skill players they have, healthy or not.

>>149909224
The kiwi is beating him up. We should break up the fight.

>>149909255
Big noses and hook noses don't always look bad. Adrien Brody is a great example of a great big shnoz looking good/suiting his face

>>149909297
Idk why. He's actually great against the blitz but the moment he's pressured, his production falls.

>>149903943
>Tier S+ - 3 total rings
>Tier D - 3 total rings

>>149909328
They won two back to back owls then went nearly undefeated with almost all their weapons injured. Imagine what they're going to look like with said weapons.....that is after Rice's suspension.

>>149909335
I'm just putting my two cents in. some American anon is the one who actually found that shit in the archives and then called him out. The damage control is funny but also expected he'll never admit having that shit saved is weirdo behavior

>>149908864
Too far man

>>149909366
You guys shouldn't have bullied him like that now. Now he's too scared to post more of it. Now we'll never know what he has on his drives.

>>149909366
Not sure what you mean?

>>149909363
Completely different teams, with different players than they have now.

>>149909384
If you have it saved you can repost it. People here had already admitted there's no nudity nor sexual behavior in the webm.

>>149908973
ZAMN, I really really like that video you posted that you no longer remember since you got it removed from the archive

>>149909420
>you got it removed from the archive
How would I have done that, Obi Wan?

>>149909430
The archives have flag buttons.

>>149909440
So there was nudity and sexual activity of an illegal nature?

Chicago fans gifted the pope a jersey:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JUHI8Y_XsQo

Bears confirmed blessed next season.

Why are the bungles so cheap

>>149909454
Do you think they are going after you for political reasons? Why haven't they said anything about the italian anon.

>>149909522
What do you think?

>>149909466
Who cares about nogs from chicongo?

>>149909454
In the context of 4chan, mods usually regard any underage content inherently sexual. I've seen people banned on /b/ for stock photos in the past. Post little girls on this site, content+context = sexual. /tv/ cunny posters don't violate the law technically either

>>149909561
Seems to be relevant, eh?

>>149909568
To what?

>>149909454
>So there was nudity and sexual activity of an illegal nature?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you are such a faggot dude holy shit

>>149909602
So... no?

>>149909454
this is the worst cover up attempt ever

>>149909604
l o l
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a
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>>149909568
Relevant to what?

>>149909617
>>149909618
Yes, then? I must be evading a global ban here. YIKES!!!

What the fuck is everyone talking about

>>149909568
What is it supposed to be relevant to?

>>149909634
>he still thinks anyone cares about bans or laws

>>149909639
Bitchknees posted pedo shit and his argument is that it's not technically illegal so just go to sleep

>>149909639
bradysknee cunny posted 2 years ago and it was exposed

>>149909639
Obsession with a mentally ill tripfag is in fact itself a symptom of mental illness

>>149909690
>>149909692
>pushing false narratives to obfuscate from the fact that 7>3

>>149909720
What's the false narrative?

It’s the only way

>>149909568
What is it relevant to? You posting pedo shit?

>>149909639
Someone went into the archive and found a Brady's knee post of some volleyball girls who some looked underage I guess

>>149909737
He can't pull off the look like /ourguy/ Taylor Heinicke

>>149909751
>looked
Exactly. Apparently I wanted to rape murder them.

MISTER CROWLEY

>>149909751
>looked underage

They were CLEARLY underage. There was no doubt or "maybe they were 18" about it

>>149909781
Really, how do you mean? Also, what law does that violate?

>>149909704
I wouldn't call it a obsession, I forgot about it for 2 years. I just found a random number in notepad doc and knew it was a 4chan post number. I think I was drunk lol

>>149909639
Pedosknee is denying posting CSAM, and what's funnier is this fag was whining off his trip about epstein.

Reminder pedos always throw eachother under the bus to prey on more kids

>>149909795
Why are you so worried about laws? Is it because you posted something extremely suspect?

>>149909808
>CSAM
Oh so now it's that. Ok then.

>those sweaty adolescent girls in skimpy track outfits weren't displaying identification or engaging in sexual activity so uhhh nothing actually happened at all
kek not fooling anyone bro but keep digging

this general despererately need some young talent bring on new posters

>>149909737
If you're serious about winning you can't waste 30 minutes a day on hair product. Mahomes is looking for revenge so he cut his hair. The deep ball is back
https://x.com/BryanHudnellTV/status/1947708429205647447

>>149909737
this will be his look when he gets traded to the Rams in a few years, he'll go full breaking bad and finally win an owl

>>149909816
I am being accused of posting CSAM
>>149909808
That is a very serious accusation.

>>149909826
>this general despererately need some young talent bring on new webms bradysknee

>>149909819
>adolescent girls
How do you know?

>>149909835
There's nothing in the reply chain to that post that says about laws. Why are you so worried if its nothing?

>>149909826
>>149909841
Kek

bradysknee runs the discord, is this not a coincidence?

>>149909852
I am not, but I am concerned if someone now is claiming I posted CSAM.

>>149909866
Why would you be concerned? What did you post?

>>149909879
Literally nothing.

>>149909818
>>149909866
I'm not even against what you posted and enjoyed it, but watching you attempt to gaslight your way out of it makes me want to join in on them bullying you

>>149909851
they all held up signs saying "i'm 12 years old"

>>149909892
Darvo?

>>149909901
...but were they notarized?!

>>149909908
wtf, is this true?

the mexicanization of mahomes is scaring me

>>149909892
yeah that's the only reason i'm doing it lmao
if he were cool he would post more

.

Chiefs are back.

>>149909908
>polygamy
Based Pat having multiple bitches, and a main one that's proud of it

>>149909866
You posted disgusting material

>>149909931
SEE

>>149909889
A webm of literally nothing?

>>149909933
What about Rice is he going to be banned

How is this discussion in any way football related?

>>149909954
He'll probably get a 4 game suspension maybe more. He got a 30 day prison sentence so will miss a lot of training camp too

>>149909954
He's going to get a 4 to 6 game suspension. The football gods are protecting the Eagles from playing a healthy Chiefs team. We dominated the Eagles in 2022 when we had a healthy roster.

What are the cummanders doing with scary terry

>>149909933
He did that without a left tackle even. The rest of the league is finished

>>149909960
talking about conduct that would get bitchknees suspended if he were an NFL player is on topic

>>149909954
>>149909977
Watson CB 35 is appearing in too many highlight reels. The dude is no Sneed.

>>149909851
It's obvious even from the thumbnail.

>>149909969
Isn't it 3 game minimum just for a DUI?
I know he wasn't under the influence but what he did was insane. I think it's closer to 6

>>149909992
not his real trip, try harder

>>149909978
Suspended? Come on... I didn't deflate footballs.

>>149909975
Signing him. AP is always late that just seems to be the way he works

>>149909992
...what am I seeing here

Goof is a play-action babby. Will that continue without Ben Johnson?

>>149910004
You deflated som balls to that webm, be honest, respect

New

>>149910018

>>149910018

>>149910018

>>149910002
bitchknee used that trip for years until a few months ago for some reason, feel free to search the archive faggot

>>149909999
It's just my guess based on suspensions I've seen in the past but yea could very well be 6 games. Chiefs aren't gonna be pushovers without him anyway

>WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION
>WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-rpBB6O_Io
>>149910002
Secure tripcodes(codes with 2 exclamation marks) were changed after the most recent time 4chan went down. This is because the "secret salt" that scrambles the password was part of the leaks, making secure tripcodes not so secure.

>>149910002
Are you sure it's not the same person

>>149904222
Brought back Robert Saleh. I fucking hate when assistant coaches get poached by teams for HC gigs but then they fail at their new gig while the replacement coordinator isn't as good, either. It's a lose-lose scenario. Going back to the way things were feels right