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NYY: Ben Rice hit a go-ahead homer in the top of the ninth Tuesday as the Yankees edged the Blue Jays 5-4
NYM: Francisco Alvarez went 1-for-4 and clubbed a game-tying two-run homer on Tuesday evening, leading the Mets to a 3-2 victory over the visiting Angels
TEX: Corey Seager went 2-for-4 with a three-run homer to power the Rangers to a 6-2 win over the Athletics on Tuesday
TB: José Caballero went 2-for-3 with a pair of singles and two RBI on Tuesday evening, propelling the Rays to a 4-3 victory over the visiting White Sox
MIA: Edward Cabrera held the Padres to one run in 5 2/3 innings and struck out six in the Marlins’ 4-3 victory Tuesday
CLE: José Ramírez homered, walked three times and swiped his 30th bag of the year Tuesday in the Guardians’ 6-3 defeat of the Orioles
PIT: Spencer Horwitz went 3-for-4 with a walk, two doubles, two runs scored and two RBI on Tuesday as the Pirates triumphed over the Tigers 8-5
PHI: Cristopher Sánchez pitched his third career complete game and matched his career high with 12 strikeouts in the Phillies’ 4-1 win over the Red Sox on Tuesday
WSH: Josh Bell hit his 13th homer and walked Tuesday in the Nationals’ 6-1 victory over the Reds
LAD: Blake Snell (shoulder) will make another minor league rehab start on Saturday for Triple-A Oklahoma City

>>149912693 (OP)
Mets

Mariners!

My Jints :)

>>149912593
alpha grindset quarterly, fall 2021

>>149912693 (OP)
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>>149912589
how did he do it?

>>149912693 (OP)
Doyers

The The Anaels Anaels of Anaelheim ain't it

THATS RIGHT OVER THE PLATE

Ricekees fuck ya!

>bumston
>blowgays
>tampongays
>gloriholes

>>149912693 (OP)
Based and effortpilled OP

>>149912703
>495 posts to go
holy fucking early

i feel like yams is having the opposite of his previous season. where he was fucking terrible at the beginning and then became pretty good, now he started very good and now he's ass.

all the games are over, post vocaroos

Mariners :)

>>149912589
(I am always right)
>>149912696
And yeah that video scared the shit out of me when I was younger kek. Even reading “there is nothing” kinda gives me the heebie jeebies now

For me it's Emily Browning in A Series of Unfortunate Events.

I fell so deeply in love with her when I watched this movie as a wee lad. Too bad she kinda walled.

>>149912617
isn't that Heisenberg's wife
It's uncertain.

Logan dealing

>>149912720

>>149912703
Good lookin out and planning ahead.

>>149912715
Always be prepared.

12 win in a row would have been crazy anyway

>>149912729
Still the St. Louis Rams in my head

>>149912716
going every 6th day is key. he's a much better pitcher then. It should be more possible for them to do now with pitchers becoming healthy.

>Dan pulls Logan 2 batters early
oh no...oh no no no

god i'm so old

>pulling logan at 86 pitches with an out
Fucking why?

>Yams is washed
>Ohtani giving up home runs
>Glasnow wants more time off
>Roki needs surgery
>Snell would rather be streaming
>Kershaw is having meltys
Is there any hope for the doggies?

>>149912730
For me it was courtney jines

>>149912747
86 pitches seemed early after a weak dribbler found a hole. He was dealing

>>149912746
I was baked! Like, fuck a guy baked

Thinking the Mariners ump was paid off by George Webb to make sure they din't have to give out free burgers

>>149912741
/our/ bullpen has been spotty. ain't close to over

>>149912753
Sheehan will save us

>>149912729
Nobody cares about the fucking rams

we still got it we still got it

>>149912680
I was baked! Like, fuck a guy baked

>>149912741
>posting this during a one-run defecit
the tying run is aboard kraut, how miserable are you people?

>>149912741
Yeah that’s fucked. Surpassing the cubs with 11 games is fucked

>>149912756
Brash is about to blow it. Cal will walk it off tho don't worry

For me, it was Kimberly

>>149912703
>sees a thread in the catalog
>makes a new one anyone
I hope Max Muncy never plays baseball again

This is fucking insane luckiest fucking cocksucking team on the face of the earth. what a sick joke

>>149912757

Lost to the pebbles

We must hit 54%, pull the starter and let the bullpen shit away his outing

>>149912771
Power rangers kek that’s a deep cut

>>149912772
based retard

>>149912771
hnnnnnnnnng now THAT is a formative memory.

>>149912746
do an oilers and astros one

>>149912771
Is this one of those saved by the bell chicks

I’m sure the Mariners wanted to pull their ace at 86 pitches. It definitely wasn’t an edict sent down by the league office. That would be a cooky crazy conspiracy theory!
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to get another vaccine.

>mariners_suicide.jpg

>>149912771

yeah her and the yellow ranger too

>simian woods-richardson

>>149912772
wtf are you talking about shit for brains. it was made before this one and I didn't post it in case someone else made one also. if bakespie didn't post I would have after the next post.

My royals are shit. Putting 60 year olds on the mound to distract people from the worst offense in the game. Embarrassing

>>149912791
retarded idiot never post again

For me it was Poison Ivy, even tho she’s objectively not hot. I just liked how her superpower was basically to seduce men kek

>>149912793
MARINERS' SELF-RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE

>>149912791
power rangers kid

Throw strikes faggot

>>149912800
>least cantankerous power rangers fan

ANDY P

P
P
P
P

>>149912801
>Uma Thurman
>Objectively not hot
Hmmm, well chop on brutha!

ANFY FUCKIN PAGES TIES IT

>>149912799
You guys scored 12 runs yesterday?

ANDY P

PANDAMAN!

>>149912797
>I made my thread early again cause I crave attention
kys

TIED GAME!

>>149912801

> objectively not hot

ummm...sweetie???

>>149912803
I CRY WHEN JERRY DESERVES TO DIE

TURN THE PAGES

PANDY EXPRESS
PANDY EXPRESS
PANDY EXPRESS

ANDY P

this ump SUCKS

>>149912801
I think the hottest a woman has ever looked is uma thurman during the overdose scene in pulp fiction

>>149912815
I dunno she’s kinda weird looking tbdesu. Especially in her extremely 90s poison ivy costume

Simian Woods-Richardson is lucky all the twins top prospects/back up starters in AAA are doing terribly in AAA right now, feel like he'd be on the first train out here if even one of them was decent

P A W H E S S
A
W
H
E
S
S

WE STILL GOT IT WE STILL GOT IT

Doyers

Good fucking lord we need a 1b.

>doyer discord spamming the thread again

>>149912815
Only in Kill Bill

learn how to pick this is high school level stuff

>>149912842
Jerry got rid of Rowdy right as he was starting to play well lol

>>149912835
Cute!

imagine caring about when a thread was created lol

>>149912848
Raley isn't a 1B

>>149912821
it wasn't early mouth breather. find something else to cry about instead of someone not wanting to wait on one lazy shitbag to make a thread because no one feels like making one. fuck off.

benny carrying these sorry niggas after logan left

Baking sucks idk why people NEED their thread to be the thread.

>>149912844
doyer genny

>>149912854
I think it’s more about splitting threads, sending half one way and the other half another. Can slow discussion way down and make both threads feel like a ghost town

>>149912771
kelly kapowski desu

Ah, so Conforto is up to the plate.

>>149912834
If she looks weird to you it's only because she's a near carbon copy of marlene dietrich. That's your anti-skinwalker instincts kicking in.

>>149912857
>>149912849
Raley is platooning at 1b because canzone has to play right field and raley needed somewhere to play when he got off the dl

>>149912826
its happening

>>149912868
rarely happens unless schizo tranny is posting

my jintsies

undefeated with Devers at 1B

doesn't matter, yams will blow it, and if he doesn't yates will

Take me out to teh lawl game

>now batting: dylan moore

>>149912861
>it wasn’t early it was just posted before the thread was finished
you’re a fucking retard lmao

Night gentlemen.
(pretend there is a spoiler over the image)

I hope the brewers continue to lose

>>149912882
>filtered by late night posting
doggie doos kek

>>149912894
fuck off cusbfaggot

>>149912868
It only happens when some retard keeps making threads at 480 so he can force his super special memes

>>149912866
>Baking sucks
that's the only impetus behind my making Muncy breads. so we don't have to wait around all the time. that it sends a handful of faggots into a seethe is a bonus.
>>149912889
it was already made and, in the catalog, smooth brain learn how this place works lmao

>>149912896
terminally online schizo tranny lol

>>149912898
Huehuehue

>>149912898
I’m a cubs fan and I’m rooting for the Brewers, their success just makes me want to grind harder…

>>149912901
Ngl you’re the one seething tho. You’ve been forcing this Muncy OP shit for weeks and now you feel called out about it.

making a new thread when a thread that just reached bump limit will take 8-12 hours to die has always been weird to me

dylan moore's bwar must be negative in a bad way. he hasn't done SHIT at the plate since may

Yumbo Yack bros

>>149912909
I always assumed it was more than one guy but I think you’re right. I think when Muncy got injured it broke his brain in more than one way

>the yumbo yack is secured

I'd like if my doggie doos remembered how to string together hits instead of relying on home runs.

>>149912914
two hits since may 27

>>149912909
called out by whom exactly? are you the aura and sovl of /mlb/?

COME ON MARINERS SCORE SOME FACKIN RUNS

Mariners should unironically put the “X at bats until Cal” graphic up

>>149912928
Yes. Idiot.

GOT HEEEEEM

>pinch hitting dmo and solano because of lefty/righty autism
What the fuck is wrong with Dan?

>>149912943
I feel like a cat pawing at a dead mouse

>>149912926
>it's real
jesus christ anon i did not believe you. beyond grim

Hello Kitty bros

>>149912949
are you depthspie?

holy shit jp!

What a play by Crawford!
Mercy!

>learn how this place works!!
>makes his early threads and shits his pants when called out about being an attention whore
Nooooooo muh heckin wholesome Muncy thread streak!!!!

>>149912956
I am here to serve

Cal Raleigh allows us to dream

>>149912965
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149912964
You made your point now you’re just being rude. Drop it.

>>149912972
Pussy

jp flashing the leather! mightve saved the game

I told you guys Mariners would win if I watched them

For me it's Megan Fox in Transformers

I remember replaying and pausing this scene while I'd.....you know
We didn't have internet yet.

>Framber went 7 innings of 1 run baseball and is going to get his first loss of the season
What happened to that offense from yesterday?

ya'll are on here way too much of you give a shit about the thread lol

>>149912977
you're the only one here who is angry, retard

>>149912972
You’re so out of your depth and element it’s actually kinda sad

TOTAL UMP DEATH

>doyerpacos thought that was a homerun
KEK KEK KEK

>>149912985
Crybaby

>>149912746
Do Yankees and Celtics. No football team

>>149912983
They will start showing up now in the 8th

Dodgers score 6
>free chicken nuggets w/ any 2$ purchase at McDonalds
Dodgers steal a base
>free hotdog at AM/PM
Dodgers win
>6 bucks off at Panda Express
7 Strikeouts
>Yumbo Yack

fucking ump

Faggot ump got hit by ricochet ball kek!

Doyerpacos seething kek

TUD

>>149913001
Missed a check swing too

Muncykid went and got his mind raped by the bread stewards. Wouldn’t be the first time…

>>149913000
doyerchads we're eating good

>>149912868
This. Nothing but early baking, thread splitting retards in this general

Why do the mariners have an Aussie commentating

Why is it that Ohtani ALWAYS goes hitless the day after pitching? ALWAYS

wake up blue

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

god fucking dammit

BRICE DOES IT AGAIN

>>149913012
That's Ryan Rowland-Smith, former Mariners relief pitcher and all around good ol cunt

fuck this shit

stFd

this kid mathews really gets a kick out of ruining my night

>>149913033
Gotcha.

>>149913012
mariners legend ryan "hyphen" rowland-smith

doyersissies...i dont feel so good...

>>149913012
honestly feels like a good fit for the country, don't know the lore

I think we need a backup nu. Let’s make it beary themed?

wtf Casparius

What the fuck is wrong with Casparius

>>149913050
Fine. I call dibs on 4 threads from now!

assparius

>>149913050
straw poll the seething summerfags thread splitter!

doggie doos, i don't feel so good....

I wanna get some Baskin Robbins before they close

>hello, moshi moshi bullpen?
>we need someone to replace benny asap

>no outs

>Astros have scored 8 runs this series
>Matthews is 7 of them
Our rookies are doing work this season

crapsparius more like lol

Digits and grand slam

straight garbage

KEKsparius

>>149913050
I'M CALLING YOU OUT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW YOU SEETHING BITCH. WATCH WHAT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING HERE!

>casparius potential injury
>another one to the list

>4 pitch walk to bring in a run

What a joke

>another injury

how many fucking players are injured in the dodgers?

>dodger debut with bases loaded

Why did they leave him in?????

The regular season should be meaningless and the playoffs should be the top 12 teams in payroll in a tournament

>scott fakes an injury to get out of pitching
>now casparius
doggie doos, kek

>4 pitch walk
>pitcher coming in is making his doyer debut

Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team

>>149913086

we still got it we still got it

this isnt normal, dodgers seriously have a problem with something to do with their pitching staff. theres literally no way they have this many injuries

>12 era
oh boy

>12.0 ERA

they say the season is a grind. is this what they meant?

>>149913097
>undisclosed injury
yeah, he really did fake it KEK

doggie doos kek

Is Alexis the guy that we swapped for Trivino

>>149913097
kyle hurt is always hurt. i saw his name there last year too and never once on the field

doyers lel

>>149913102
pretty much, every good team has that "dog days of summer" stretch but the dodgers are on another level of ass right now

>>149913103
>undisclosed injury
>on his birthday

>>149913108
yeah. bought him from the Reds.

WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES ROOKIE

a lesser diaz

Fuck Yeah

>>149913117
how the fuck does he get away with it

AHAHAHAHAHA DOYERS

>>149913117
>>149913123

>>149913108
no, he was brought up today when Scott was placed on IL.

good start

>>149913097
>getting injured in a non-contact sport
Pussies.

did something bad happen in the dodgers' clubhouse recently or something?

the three runs that scored was on ben, but the two on base rn is on diaz

Oh no...

Alexis is boys name every country in the world except the US

>>149913131
edgardo henriquez
fake ass name

>>149913136
Cocked and loaded. Ready to an hero

>>149913138
>everyone is gay except the US
checks out

>Brice Matthews as soon as he hits Chase Field

Kek he swung at a ball in the dirt what a dickhead

No Alexlose Diaz today

This team spills so much spaghetti it's unreal

>>149913151
he was really good before he got hurt when he was with the Reds. hopefully he can be a steady arm in the bp for a while.

dodgers are toast. all that bullpen overuse in the first half has caught up with them.

it's OVA!

>>149913142
Cringe

>Infieldhit-tuve

>>149913143
when you press the dive button at the worst moment in mlb the show

>>149913153
can't wait to see pics of the lines for that ring
>1pm game
oh man people are going to line up before sunrise

bleh

>>149913150
when you press the dive button at the worst moment in mlb the show

Oh noooooooo

>>149913162
go live in europe, cuck

Are the mariners about to blow it kek

>justin turner mentioned
WDITB :)

I see the redhead I was talking about in the previous thread. I’m scared bros

>>149913172
Kek

DOUBLEFARTO GROUND RULE DOUBLE

>>149913173
kino WebM from the tour de France this morning

2RBI KIM

THE COMET

THE COMET COMES THROUGH

>>149913178
You never posted the bar name and location faggot

just worry about the hitter

My gritty underdogs might be down but they're not out!

>>149913172
>>149913181
Delete this

Come on twins, make these fundies seethe!

THE COMET!

getting a lil help from the ump meminers

CUMFARTO!

HSK!

DOYAS

Kim gonna steal second

THE COMET

Msbros… one out away

>>149913196
>>149913189
>>149913187
What happened

Nice pitch Andres!

How does he do it?

we still got it we still got it

TOO FAST

that's a challenge

sit the fuck down you little bitch

>>149913204
the comet came through, are you illiterate or something?

kim’s face straight into some dude’s nuts

Cmmmmmon Munoz

>rojass

>>149913204
2 rbi single, then stole second

>>149913204
The Comet happened

THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME

LEAVE THEM TO ME, TWINS

Conforto has been decent the last month

Hell yes Msbros :)

Fuck Yeah

>>149913213
what feed are you watching? you're way ahead of my stream.

RIP

>>149913226
go back to the field cumfarto

>>149913190
She just said hi to me. I’m sure she’s just being nice.

wtf mariners

thank you oh so based mariners

>>149913178
you got it you got it

Remember earlier, when I said that because I am watching the mariners for the first time, they were gonna win? And how I am always right? And how when I decided they were gonna get a run, they did? You’re welcome Mariner fags

>>149913235
anon why tf are you at a bar on a tuesday night
alcoholic behavior

dbacks :(

bullshit that was an out

>wildpitchscore-tuve

>>149912761
Lies

>>149913244
marinerfags are inherently alcoholics

>>149913232
F

>>149912761
true LA is a cowboys city

>>149913248
>posting the shopped version

memeiners are fraud big dumpy merchants and this game proved that

>>149913232
I refuse to believe I live in a world without Ozzy. Stop reminding me

>>149913235
sneak a pic of her anon

>be doyers
>lose
kek

keep chanting cheater doyerpacos, he's still a world champion

there is not a stronger example of why cal should be mvp than tonight. Faced against the best team in baseball on an 11 game win streak he grabs the whole fucking team and straps them to his back, directs a shutout behind the backstop and launches the games only run

>>149913256
>shut out a team on a 11-game win streak
YOU'RE A FRAUD BECAUSE...YOU JUST ARE OK??

>>149913256
Their rotation is legit as all hell. I do think they need another bat. They defo feel like a playoff team though, I could see them winning their division outright

>>149913257
So take the Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan, bitch.

>>149913261
aaron judge is still better than that fat faggot of a catcher and he will rightfully win MVP

>>149913264
>great pitching with mediocre to bad hitting
this is the last 10 years of mariners baseball. /we/ are perpetually one bat away

our pitching straight up sucks lol

Bryan King is going to blow this game

>>149913269
I thought their offense has been good this year tho? Also you haven’t had someone as good as Cal in forever

dodgers got literal whos pitching these days

Sorry was stuck in road work traffic, I wonder what's going on for Chad-

>Heavily interest of Trading Francis Peña and Ryan Berget for Ozuna old unc from the braves

WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY, WHY ARE WE RECRUITING OLD FUCKS ON THIS TEAM. THAT'S TERRIBLE. I Mean it's not Leo or Salas but you're giving up Francis Peña man.......

SNEKS WIN THE GAME PLEASE

>6 pitches
>load the bases
HOW

Literally all the good guys other than the dodgers might win tonight

Sneks grandslam

>a 2nd dodgers BP pitcher has loaded the bases

walked the bases loaded

Cmon Willy Klein!

I should rewatch Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

sneks....

>>149913294

but skip the mirror universe and ferengi episodes

all these nobodys are fucking ass

>>149913281
You have to learn that trading for Soto is pretty atypical. Ozuna would still be an improvement

>relief pitcher comes in and loads the bases
>exits the game

Damn, we got some shitty ass pitchers bros.

kek FAGGOTbacks!

kek doyerpacos

>>149913287
Fundies are not good guys

THEY TURN THE DOUBLE PLAY
Astros win!!!

King just playing hard mode lol
jesus christ that was close

GG stros kino game

>NOBELTIGER

good guy dodgers aren't winning today...

FUCK gg astros

Oh here's the rookie LMAO

DOGGIE DOOS KEK KEKKKKKKK

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

*SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP*

>>149913310
ggs that was a wild one indeed

Spaghetti

dodgers literally throwing games away

>out goes a shitter
>in comes another shitter

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>149913322
Kek! It's kino!!!!

>Can't throw a ball accurately 10ft.
Dodgers are cooked.

>>149913297
>mirror universe
the first one was good, but the rest are best enjoyed as parodys on the premise, especially the "wait mirror Vic Fontaine is real?" "Don't think about it!" scene, but they did wear thin
>and ferengi episodes
man go fuck yourself
>pic related

>doyerpacos
KEK

it’s FUCKING over

AHAHAHAHA

>he throws it all the way to the walll I’m right field
HAHAHAHAHA

>>149913275
Our offense is good because Cal has 39 bombs and a couple other guys have gone on 1-2 week heaters with a bunch of bombs. Mariners hit homers and walk at a high level and suck at everything else offensively.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sneks i do not want to be forced into violence, but the universe is sending a message to ship geno and josh to seattle, and you better heed it!

nah we still got it we still got it

>dodgers get destroyed by teams over .500
>now they're getting destroyed by teams under .500

>doyerpacos
KEKINI

i think the exploding van gif would've been more fitting to post after that play

well he emptied the bases at least kek

>>149913339
how was your game against the marlins?

henriquez sounds like a made up name

>>149913342
buy a dog

Doggie doos kek

Mr. Just put the ball in play lmao

That wouldn’t have happened if Muncy newfag didn’t post his early thread and jinx us

dont care that my Chadres lost because the doyerpacos are getting BTFO kek

LMAAOOOO

>>149913333
Their park adjusted team OPS is literally 4th in baseball tho. and their 5th in Runs in the al.
I guess I would expect their hitting to regression and their pitching to improve. They need Geno it would be kinosovl

>>149913327

absolutely not, they're all terrible. unless we're counting siege and paper moon

>>149913346
KEEP DISCUSSION TO GAMES CURRENTLY HAPPENING!

>>149913339
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!!!

>>149913336
Kirby and prospects maybe we take Garver off your hands as a salary dump

Fuck Yeah

>>149913348
I miss the guy that posted the fake dominican prospect names like
>Azdrubovel Sanchanazadar
he did it better

>>149913348
nah i've seen it around. his first name is weirder

>>149913343
kek none of those were his ers, not his problem

>>149913346
Our bottom lineup sucks fucking ass, it's literally el paso chihuahua lineup clown fest there. And hearing rumors of Padres wanting to trade Berget and Peña for fucking Ozuna...... God fucking hell us and sell this team to oblivion.

>>149913357
It's all home runs. Jacks up slugging and OPS. They never hit doubles and don't hit many singles.

>>149913369
Maybe Geno wouldnt be the best add then

>>149913370
1-3 has to be the most common error in baseball

Great. You fuckers just made my wife 2hu mad. Now I’m sleeping on the couch tonight.

>>149913370

>some of the fans have started to go home
kekini… KEKINI!!!

>>149913370
KEK

>>149913368
You guys will be fine, the dodgers are collapsing.

>>149913379
a time honored tradition at estadio doyer, gotta beat the traffic homie

>>149913370
oh my KEK

>>149913379
why is this dude so uncanny valley looking

>>149913370
kek!! KEK!!!

little doggie doos legs are shaking from the rape

>>149913370

RAPE THE DOGGIE DOOS
TOTAL DOGGIE DOO RAPE

>>149913354
ikr it's like winning the world series!

>>149913358
well obviously, It's Only a Paper Moon actually helped me mentally when I was dealing with a broken ankle and couldn't walk.
But the one where they go back in time and are the Roswell aliens, the one where Rom starts preaching Karl Marx, every episode with jeffrey combs as Brunt, you've got to be heartless to not love those. Special shoutout to the fetch-quest b-story about the great material continuum that completely works out for o'brien and everyone by the end of the episode.

>>149913379
for doyerpacos its the 7th inning sprint to the exit kek

>>149913370
Actually laughing out loud holy KeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>149913370

Iron man! IRON MAN!

I AM IRON MAN
ANON IS A FUCKING FAGGOT MAN

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THAT FOUL BALL!

doyer fans everyjuan

>>149913404
Kek doggie doos

>>149913394

i'm heartless then. i do like the union one a little bit

>>149913404
THE GREATEST FOUL BALL IN BASEBALL HISTORY

>>149913370
o kek... O KEK!!!

>>149913411
NO WAY!!!

>>149913398
sandlot

FAGdgers kek!!!

He’s playing anime music! Now that’s more like it!

what do poopie shits and 0-4tani even do?

>>149913422
podcast, bowl, and gamble

>woll smoff struck out
>shoei stranded at first

Fuck Yeah

>>149913422
Sell t shirts and bobble heads and anime trading cards

>>149913370
Doggie doos call this a triple

>>149913422
attend diddy parties

>>149913417

>henriquez is still pitching
humiliation ritual

>>149913422
shohei ohtani labubu

please understand, Kike is still injured I think so we can't send him out to divert attention from this humiliating loss with his funny helmet

LET'S GO DODGERS

THEY NEED US THE MOST RIGHT NOW

I completely forgot about Honeywell

Mariners won that ballgame btw, the broors were on a big win streak so you might not have bothered watching but Mariners won that ballgame.

>10.38ERA
so you're saying there's a chance

>>149913440
can I get it in dubai chocolate?

Yeah, Dodgers definitely cheated in world series and had Vegas money on them. Wouldn't be surprised if Friedman was caught in a scandal.

>>149913450
thats still only like 1.2 runs per inning

I didn’t ask the hot redhead out but I make her laugh with a magic trick. Did I do good guys?

Also mariners won

Ohtani is a degenerate gambler

>mfw we take the top of the division by next week

AHAHAHAHAH FREDDIE YOU RETARD

>>149913456
Nooooo not the billion dollar baskin robbins trust fund team of the known degenerate gambler, couldn’t be!

>>149913459
definitely. you gotta slow burn that type of thing

>>149913463
>loses to the marlins

>>149913474
Thanks! You guys are my only frens! :)

Freddie Foo kek

>call overturned

>>149913478
kek seethe bitch

>>149913479
now don't let it simmer too long. one or two more good interactions and then it's time to pop the question. no matter what she says, asking is the victory

kek seethe em!

kek seethe em!

kek seethies to da genny!!

Will we reach “there’s more to life than baseball” levels of seethe from the doggie doos tonight?

>>149913492
doyerpacos already disappeared

kek em
seethe em

dodgers losing to any team is like winning the world series to literally everyone lol

kek seethe lmao

nice throw blue

kekking while they seethe kek

>>149913487
We are laughing at you, Holmes.
>>149913370

kek seethe ‘em!

kek seethe ya bitch

>>149913487
lol so true

kek seethe lmao!

>take 1 of 3 games against the twins
>get swept by the red sox
>take two of 3 against the reds
my predictions for the next dodgers games

Andy P!

>>149913484
I will’ I want her bad!

like 4 people cared enough to laugh at the poodres losing

Is Pages going FA this year?

oo they’re boilin

>>149913520
because no one cares

>cumfarto gidp
o kek o kek kek oh!

why does kim have such a faggy walk up song?

Nu bread here
>>149913519
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>>149913519
Migrate when ready
>>149913519
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>>149913525
it's called comet

WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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>>149912692

>dryer

KEK DODGERS LMAO

>>149913535
kek doyerpacos seething

doggie doooooos lol

what do the doggies even doo?

Let's finish this thread discussing our favorite scoring play from tonight's Mariners/Brewers game. I'll go first.

I uhm, I really liked when cal raleigh hit the homerun, that was just super.

Carlos Korea

>>149913521
no arbitration until 2027

at least finish this one first guys

>>149913606
same shit. different night.

0 game win steak kek

/nu/

>>149912692
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>>149912692

/nu/

>>149913583
that's good

>>149913572
and FRANCE

>>149913618
don't worry about. I'm way past giving a shit about this sort of thing.

>>149913294
Today is a good day to bunt