Thread 149912921

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>>149912921 (OP)
Ugly faggot.

>>149912921 (OP)
autistic boots

kek the fag actually made the thread

TUF is on

Wow did you guys see that CEO caught having an affair at the Coldplay concert?

>>149912953
Lmfao

>>149912952
never took daner as a coldplay guy

>>149912953
wheres the lie?

>Dana we just finished editing our epic announcement and promotional video, we just need your final approval
>you know what fuck it kid, I'll just do it on my phone after gooning to my world map

>>149912921 (OP)
aw Jiri finally graduated third grade what a big boi

Hap Chandler Diss Track dropping soon on The Channel.

when is conor getting his manscape sponsorship

>>149913005
He probably gets lasered b

The answer to today's Wordle (Wed 23 Jul) is "WATER"

Because the crowd uh...they give me ENERGY!!

OKAY I PULL UP

>>149913042
WATER YOU DOIN B

>>149912921 (OP)
gonna miss this lil nigga
he's definitely getting heemed

>>149913063
not by khalil though

>>149913080
jiri is way too reckless to not get heemed by khalil's style

Based. Cringe. Based cringe Based cringe Based, Based? Is that all you shitposting fucks can say??

>>149913128
Jiri will simply outdawlg him

>>149913130
pressed

>>149913130
You literally have sex with men.

>>149913130
Worked

WE CANNOT

Jiri Derangement Syndrome (JDS) is rife in these parts, some of you retards even went so far as to pick jamawl over him lmfao

Marvin Vettori wasnt going to lose in front of his brother this last fight.

Most guys can eat Vettori's 1 but you don't wanna be around when he lands his 2

Marbun Babuli

>>149913130
boilin'!

>>149913243
Oh but I know my post must be CRINGE isn't it? I feel like Im in an asylum surrounded by a bunch of dementia ridden old people who can do nothing but repeat the same god damn words over and over again. Based! Cringe? Heem? Durrr! HUURRR?!!

everyone's seething about tom vs gane but there was no other fight to make

heemsylum

>>149913270
sneed you've been posting/spamming the same bullshit unfunny memes day in day out for years now

he's retarded now is funny tho

this is the only entry point into the ufc.com

the explosive wrestling of Josh Koscheck

methrab

thomas pineal gland

Phimosis Gane

ciryl gane was getting ragdolled by volkov what do you think Big Tom is gonna do to him?

Got an lot of laughs with "Gay Maynard" back in prehistoric heem, letmetellyou

>>149913446
Imagine if Gane and Tom joined forces to beat Ari and Dana to death.
They’ve been brainwashed to live and fight like slaves, though.

>>149913455
based

>>149913475
THAT FUCKIN PASTRAMI POWER BABAY LIL VINCENZO EDGUH IS ON A ROLL

Some days you wake up and feel blessed by the world

>>149913590
Today’s not that day.

>>149913590
>>149913597
Thats crazy that Italy flag is just Mexico's flag but plainer

Horsebeef Overeem

AncientPoultry Overeem

I LIKE TO EAT STEROID LIKE THIS UUUUHM, SEVEN OR EIGHT TIME A DAY
https://youtu.be/Dkg5Sx-o1m8?si=5CuCICzTa37UT9DJ

>>149913706
I could heem a fish beef rn…

>>149913706
Me to jacked Taiwanese boy btw

>Sometimes I glance at it.
How long is a glance, brazzas?

shh

>Epstein Island
>Fight Island

>>149913766
It's just one of these things, I'm afraid

>>149913766
>lil bit glance brazza

>>149912952
Hahah yep, crazy how he got his life ruined just because people enjoy doing dumb shit like that, as if it's entertaining. I heard he's blaming one of the singers because he made a comment, like that played any part

have we ever seen this level of psychological warfare and humiliation? think about it: tom cries and cries for a YEAR about wanting to be the undisputed champ while begging for the jones fight. like a chad, jones gives up the belt like it's a piece of trash, now making tom the beta while he wears it. to make it worse, now tom has to fight jon's sloppy seconds. a guy tom said was not an impressive win of jons.
if tommy loses then there will be no greater humiliation in combat sports history. you do realize it, right anon?

>>149913876
>broken buck headcanon

Tomalesissies!

Gane’s sloppy seconds.

>>149913979
>It's not fair mete

Strickland syndrome is when the raped develops a relationship with the child rapist

who is your favourite current american champion?

>>149914067
florida panthers

>>149914067
Georgia Bulldog Merab

>>149914076
fuck you

>>149914105
don't worry I'm lying

I just realized there is no American UFC champion. I'm afraid.

>>149914105
Get the fuck out of here mate

>>149914115
Doesnt really matters Bro remember Bruce Lee was chinese, vikings too were eurasian

UFC went from being a respectable American combat sport to a sold out, gaped out shitter filled Helwani front for sweat shops and child trafficking, unfortunate indeed

Tomala sisters.....i just heard the news

How did we end up here?

>>149914236
fucking zoomers

replace dana white with adin ross

why did askren need gofundme and gibs from dana white jake paul and who knows who else?
i thought the was le crypto rich

>>149913876
>impressive win of jons
lost the story when he refused to strike with gane
volkov gets shat on by gane posters but at least he had the decency to stand and bang

dana "cronkite" white is a true professional broadcaster when announcing matchups. he doesn't let his emotions interfere. you kids wouldn't get it.

>>149913292
And you've been fucking crying about it for years.

Nina Drama playboy nudes

Why did Mirko call out Aspinall? He'd get absolutely slaughtered by Tom. Like the second coming of Schaub

>>149914389
Maybe he couldn't access his crypto wallet because he was in a FUCKING COMA you little bitch

From Abu Dhabi, apparently official: Ciryl Gane will face Tom Aspinall for the undisputed heavyweight title.
[Dana pauses, removes his glasses, and composes himself.]
Jon Jones is the greatest fighter of all time.

>>149914499
his mizzo woulda had access

who here likes heems

How many sleeps until Ghane sleeps Tommy?

>>149913014
Daner on that shit that makes your head grow.

>Ankalaev vs Pereira 2? Islam vs JDM? Fuck that boring crap, give me Tom vs Gane, Dana boy.
His Excellency truly has taste

>>149912952
Did you see the parody Stephen Colbert did as cope for him getting cancelled?

bo

>>149914671
literally who?

>>149914713
Of course Kayla is in the position of the man

>>149914713
>2 second webm
get your fucking shit together britbong

the other kids are making fun of us again >>149894686 :(

>>149914730
God he’s such a handsome daddy…someone grease up my bacon bussy

>>149914763
>us
not even a combat sport b

>>149914775
We don't wish that on ourselves only our daddy's opponents b... At least I thought?

>joey is picking gane
aspinalbros...

Im hearing news Dana White facilitated Netanyahus appearance on the nelk full goy podcast

Smackdown vs Raw: Bring the Gane.

>>149914713
Why do they give her all of this validation. It must be a dream come true for the fucking lowlife, she's neither worked for it or got any talent. It's crazy

>>149914796
My prolapsed porkhole is hangry for daddy loads

Then you meet some old guy who can create a Michael Angelo level sculpture. Fix your Walkman that's been run over by an HGV Lorry in 10 minutes without even asking for a penny. But somehow the world has given him a middle finger and told him to fuck off while he's struggling to even buy meat to cook.

Man I hate this life

>>149914869
She's literally the intelligentsia of the UFC bro

>>149914892
I don't know what that means

>I'm an ugly mongrel who can actually silly any quirky. Make me rich and famous! Oh you actually did it yayyyyy

>>149913767
that looks like bongland. guy just ultra fucked his life I believe. the girl he seemingly done it for, has probably moved on by now...

>>149914900
Act

I just watched Tom Aspinall breakdown the macronutrient content of butter on toast. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

>>149914730
Bagolyfejű geci

>>149913876
Jones should get a ringside ticket and b8 tom the entire card

I'm not gay but I'd like to stare at Ciryl Gane's dick and hold it in my hand as a way to support him before his fight against Aspinall.

Quintessentially French post

Gane will win, call out Jon Jones, and then destroy him at the White House card.

>>149914992
and one day you will stop making such gay posts

>>149914730
MDE never dies brazza

>>149914999
why does he look so miserable

sometimes i feel like you guys aren't shitposting about Gane anymore..

>>149915029
Because he forgot to recruit any good fighters for the cards in the next few years. He forgot to build any talent either.

>>149915029
He's aware he's pedalling fake fights whilst having to watch the Nelk Banim glaze him in the comments

>>149915000
You think being in love with Gane is gay? What next, loving Jesus is gay? Get a grip, man

Dustin Poreay. For sure one of the best of all time. I disagree though

>>149914730
AND YOU'VE BEEN...GNOMED!!!

if there's one fighter i can't wait for to retire
it's gane

I fear that our girl Nina Drama has been stretched out by Conors anaconda-like meng, her beautiful face may have even been clobbered by it too

if cereal heems tom after all these multiple years of bullshit i will genuinely take my own life

Gane has that x factor

>>149915182
Hello, Guru

Clobbered?

Fares Ziam mogging Khamzat

Goobs could go clubbing seals with his dick.

>>149915202
When is arman fighting, why didn't they announce his fight, wtf are they doing

>>149915215
he sold his career to try impress nina drama

>>149915215
Who? Oh you mean the guy who ducked Islam and Topuria.
He should be cut.

>>149915215
ufc319 co-main not announceduf yet, nor ufc321 announced

>>149915221
>you are not allowed to be injured
>you are not allowed to commit a mistake
>make one goof and i will blacklist you from fighting ever again

heeminder arman injured his back 2 weeks before the fight but didn't pull out until the day before

>>149915251
Yes we are all aware that Arman is a spoiled rich kid with no morals.

Arman did it for the nookie

champions should be FORCED to fight minimum twice a year

I knew I smelled bussy ju-ACK!

The homely Darth Rigatoni vs the hedonist Merab

>not trying to fuck nina
kek I knew you cunts were gay

>>149915314
Locking my little clitty in a cage and gooning to Gane is pretty straight behavior i think

checking in for Fagspinall imminent doom

>>149915289
thoughts on women with hairy arms

Ganesisters…

>>149915305
>merab gets assigned a bimbo fucktoy
>tom has to offer nina money for sex
LEVELS

>>149915235
depends on fighter really. Arman has simply no worth for company. his only worth was that he could bring in some money by getting beaten by Islam. he messed it up in the worst way that rich spoiled kid could do by not taking the biggest day of his fighting career seriously. he tried the same shit Tom did but had the biggest KWAB moment out there because nobody cared.

>>149915289
2 gay retards

>>149914771
>>149914781
>rogan and schaub do comedy
>"empowering!"
>cormier does comedy
>"humiliation...."

lowkey racis

>>149915380
>he tried the same shit Tom did
what

Cyril Gane's execution is scheduled for October 25th in Abu Dhabi.

>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw
Have I missed anything

>>149915305
haha you thought it was gonna be his penis, didn't you?

>gaycheese doubled down that he's quitting if dana matches him vs paddy pimblett
bluff?

>>149915188
did any of this even land, or was lewis wobbling from the movement?

>>149915393
"heckin champion is ducking me he knows that I am gonna beat him" xitter posts and podcast tours.

Just met Connor! Still shaking honestly

Meng Bo has been released by ONE Championship.

>dana: yeah volkov got robbed yeah we'll take care of volkov
>gane gets the title fight
>volkov gets almeida

certified dana white promise moment

>>149915397
>>149915411
Could you please start impersonating me

George Nickal

>>149915413
>gaychee and bluff in the same sentence
he's dead serious.

>>149915428
Bo never fought for ONE, retard

>>149915423
mate tom had the interim belt and jon literally vacated and retired to avoid fighting him

>>149915423
kek Tomala Trannyspinall do be like that

>>149915423
But enough about Clitia Topiglet

>>149915413
Garth lacks the mental capacity to make smart bluffs.
He might have 60iq, but people at that intelligence are all honest.

>>149915450
that's why he actually got people spamming and demanding that fight. ain't nobody losing time to do the same for the guy that missed weight because of Nina.

I would've liked to see Max Holloway vs Islam to be honest. It's an interesting one

islam ducked belal muhammad

not seeing Islam is also good

Magodaddy will retire PeRoevWade

you now remember sean strickland

>>149915515
Magomed has unfinished business elsewhere in the division...

>>149915536
Kek

Sean Strickland? The cry baby?

>>149915530
oh shit the guy that embarrassed adesanya

>>149915370
Bongs go to tattoo parlors and ask the guy to pour black ink over their body.
>designs?? fook dat mate

>>149915560
think Tom's right arm is that dark because it's a coverup of some previous bullshit he had there

>>149915560
Sean Brady did the exact same thing

Just how bad was Adesanya

>>149915561
Tomala is transitioning into a stunning brave black woman

>>149915202
zatbabies... it can't end like this...

Ank and Hill lost to paul craig and became champs, Bo nickal beat craig and was KWABed.

Conclusion: losing to paul craig means you are champ material while beating him is a sign that you are shit.

>>149915580
Kennedy Nchukewzu is champ material?

>>149915289
Holy fuck my autism detector is off the charts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149915586
Costurd didn’t say that (because DADDYsanya’s BBC was in his mouth)

ONE has a ruski who brutally punked riddler to the ground twice

>>149915648
he is a marauder!

>>149915649
his head shrunk at 145

>>149915649
kinda bow legged

Poor poor Pigslam....

>>149915648
Just how shit is Bo Nickal

>that flag
poor little donbas boi being done dirty by the yanks

>>149915380
love how everyone talks about the integrity of the sport but suddenly when a disliked fighter is obviously in line for a title shot people suddenly start arguing about who is good for the company/business/entertainment
it's grade A retarded behaviour. it's how colbitch got a retarded title shot, and if people talk enough in this direction then that idiot garth will get the shot instead
arman deserves it and that's that. he missed the opportunity to beat islam, but he still deserves a shot at this point in time

>>149915648
that dude looks juiced to the gills

nelk. fricking. boys.
>Ilia Topuria found out one of the Nelk Boys favorite fighters is Islam Makhachev and proceeded to KO every single one of them for it

>>149915675
IF YOU PULL OUT LESS THAN 12 HOURS BEFORE THE MAIN EVENT OF A PPV YOU SHOULD BE CUT

>>149915673
>''done dirty'' is when you get heemed stiff by a Citizen of the United states of America

>>149915648
Malykhin is a Shane Carwin tier juicehead Heavyweight. There's a reading De Ridder is cutting all the way to Middleweight now that he isn't in the C leagues

>>149915698
early stoppage, he was winning the war of attrition

>>149915705
>Malykhin is a Shane Carwin tier juicehead Heavyweight
He’s fought as low as 205

Malykhin beat RDR.
Malykhin lost to Rueg Rueg.
Rueg Rueg also beat Buchecha (now in UFC).

Is Rueg Rueg.... actually..... kinda good? Ish?

armenian bros...

We don’t post selfies here

>>149915746
retarded beyond words

I'm sad that we're probably never gonna see De Ridder vs Craig, it has potential to be the most autistic shitshow in MMA history.

Gaehtje isnt a retard he looks like one but he actually isnt

>>149915765
Heard it bowlth ways b

>>149915650
You made me type that crap out for nothing

>>149915757
>UFC tells SHARTman he needs one more win if he wants the next title shot
>gives him easy fights like Gamrot and Hooker
>Shartman turns down both
>cries when they don't give him the title shot
Kill yourself you brown retard

>>149915746
Topiglet lapping Tomala for owner of fakest chastity belt award

>>149915746
Bad move from the UFC if true. Its basically rewarding Gaethje for refusing non-title fights and constantly bitching on interviews about how he deserves the the shot. I know Arman is basically doing the same thing, but he's at least the actual #1 contender and only lost his shot because Dana wants to punish him for pulling out of 311. Gaethje is on a 1 fight win streak against a guy he's already beaten before, and the fight before that, he got completely outclassed and KOd by Max.

arman only "deserves" a title shot by virtue of the division being dogshit, it's not like he's on some incredible dominant run

>>149915772
Allow me to digress

>Jiri vs Rountree
wtf? not Ulberg? not stankalaev? but the nigga that got KO'd by Johnny Walker?

The clear match ups to make at 155 are
>Ilia vs Gamrot
>Arman vs Hooker
>Gaethje vs Paddy
>Charles vs Max

>>149915799
Gayrot is an apex only fighter im afraid

>>149915726
When you beat the likes of Boucher Ketchup, Yes you're good.

>>149915780
muttboy telling anyone they are brown is rich
arman deserves it more than gaethje, even with him pulling out and refusing fights. this is unarguable

>>149915798
Ulberg is either injured, or being saved for the Australia card. Jiri vs Khalil is clearly a title eliminator for the winner of Ank/Poatan

this is just an average topuria camp

>>149915726
nig nig is dogshit and malykhin got screwed in that fight
nig nig was lifting him above the ropes and he was getting his arm caught on them, herbal deanvious gave him a yellow card for it

OHHHHHHHH HES GOING FULL BLOWN CAZZIE RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES

>>149915817
Jamahal-esque footwork from those lads

Joe Rogan: You just killed Tom Aspinall, how good does that feel?
Gane, with a solemn smile, opens up his ribcage to reveal a large, glowing iridescent crystal slowly rotating inside his chest cavity

Ulberg lost to the desiccated corpse of Jan he doesn’t deserve shit

You just know we're getting Pereira vs Jiri 3 for the title again.

>>149915807
How far does Boucher Ketchup make it in the UFC

>>149915675
I have never implied that this is some "sport with integrity" I have always claimed that it's a company that puts profits first. btw the only act of integrity displayed is that UFC isn't cutting those guys on slightest mistakes. Arman did more than a slight mistake. they can absolutely shaft him right now but they aren't doing it so he most likely will get a title shot by sitting on the couch for an year and half straight. that isn't fair for other fighters either.

>>149915816
>Jiri vs Khalil is clearly a title eliminator for the winner of Ank/Poatan
it should only be a title eliminator in the case of ankalaev winning, jiri already lost to pereira twice and khalil got murdered by him

>>149915837
leg locked by Valter Walker I fear

>>149915835
Head movement Jiri heems

>>149915835
Yeah maybe they can fight for the BMF consolation belt after Ank heems them

>>149915815
Shartman lost to scamrot he should be cut and I bet you with my left ball that gaethje will fight ilia

>>149915746
>but he called out Fartman or something

Remember when Topiglets said Slamdaddy was ducking.

>>149915817
You're not supposed to actually knock out the random fag
You're supposed to go easy on them

people forget man

>>149915850
Stank loses to Jiri's pressure. Perreira fought like a scared bitch against him and Stank still had to resort to bribing the judges to get the robbery

>>149915838
>that isn't fair for other fighters either
that would be true if there was anyone else deserving a title shot as much as him. but we're mostly on the same page on the ufc thing

Brutal KWABings back to back , now i see why he left ONE

>>149915872
The counter left will be there for Magodaddy.

>>149915840
First loss was to Goddard

>>149915866
>learns head movement 37 fights into his career

>>149915840
Ank winning is basically a foregone conclusion. Alex is old and letting himself balloon up to 250lbs. He looked slow and timid in their last fight

>>149915883
>People are picking him to beat Redditker after beating THE Bo Nigger

>>149915892
oh yeah just like Belal winning was a foregone conclusion

Surely Jiri will beat the southpaw counterpuncher

If Ank wins it's bye bye to Alex's legacy. Ank will take his spot (#4) on the goat list.
If you beat someone twice you're higher on the all time list.

>>149915905
Yeah man, Magomed's power is SCARY. Just one punch and you're out COLD.

>>149915883
ONE middleweight is 20lbs heavier than the UFC. Malykhin is massive and on a dozen flavours of Russian superPEDs

>>149915905
You really dont know how terrible that nigga is

>>149915891
and in only 6 months, after what looked like a permaflush. some are just built different.

>>149915883
Malykhin has such a sweet tan man. Levels

>>149915929
Extremely swedish post

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>yup, that's me
>you're probably wondering how I got here

*tap tap tap* this on?

Enjoy your general guys, I've just fucked myself bad with an injury and not in the mood for joking around. Doubt I'll be posting for a long while

>>149915935
You gotta be reminded sometimes that There's levels

Just how good was Sweden

>>149915923
He is 5''11, riddler is 6''4, if anyone getting bothered by weight has to be the shorter dude, you can't roid a gas tank with all that weight

>>149915936
why couldn't jamawl do this

BREAKING NEWS: Cyril GODne just trapped Tomala Asspissnal in the nexus of infinite torment where he shall spend a thousand years listening to the cries of his 'tard son.

>>149915942
He musta been pretty big to cause an injury

>>149915942
Think that's bad I was unceremoniously banned for almost a week and these cans won't even so much as give me a (You)

ilia is the realest dude in mma

>>149915941
Charles Oliveira? What are you doing here man?

>>149915968
JDM would fuck him up completely different types of boxing there

>>149915970
I understood the joke, you are implying shartles is a quitting bitch with your post haha

>>149915971
The 2 best boxers in the UFC going at it would be extremely kino

>>149915983
We already had that. Max Holloway vs Calvin Kattar

okay you heckin heemsters answer me this
>QRD on sandhagen
>who the fuck actually wants Strickland vs jizzy, how is that progressing the division whatsoever
>if pereira beats ank hes fighting aspinall
how is this a good idea? him bulking up to heavy weight will slow him down against the quickest fighter in the UFC, tom won't even have to take him down it will be a first round KO (look what izzy did kek)
>is gaethje's next fight his last

>>149915787
Gaethje did the Max fight as a favour though and he'll be rewarded for being part of a big UFC moment even if it was him being heemed
The thing is he's on his way out and they want to make the most from him. If he's refusing to fight down then they can just give him a title shot, it'll sell as well as anyone else vs Topuria in that division, if not better and then if he gets heemed they can move on while also letting Paddy have 1 more fight before they match him with Ilia

Arman is a lost cause Dana can't stand him

>>149915983
Both are merely moist holes waiting for their Slamdaddy sadly

>>149915971
explain the style difference

Zalal was making him back down a lot, this doo needs to promote himself a little, i only recently heard about him in the Jaxxon podcast

>>149916011
try reddit

>>149916037
answer my questions fuckhead

>>149916028
topuria more of a power plodder and JDM uses in and out with combos combined with his footwork also imo better in the clinch than Topuria, not saying topuria has no chance tho.

>>149916032
5 rounds and Zaldaddy heems

let gaethje go out on his shield and get wheeled away into the sunset. he turns 37 in november. i think he's right to negotiate like there's no time left.

>>149916032
poosef smelal spent the entire 3rd round running from kattar

>>149916057
Damn just how shit is Clitia?

>>149916058
both are good fighters

it's long been understood that calvin kattar is the greatest fighter of all time

>>149916062
nah just ilia

>>149916032
Lost all hype after that disasterclass against kattar I dont think he'll get near top 5

kattar vs Allen was hilarious and makes me hate the apex sooo much more

A win for Gane is a win for mixed martial arts

Zalbeast put on a masterclass against shittar, I wouldn’t expect cazzies to appreciate it

>>149916063
He has what it takes to surpass even the saints of our holy church. That type of greatness that inspired Michelangelo

There are no photos of Dricus getting mogged by a 155er

>>149916085
Nigga has crisp headovement that puts his opponents in bad positions but he cant counter for shit he just keeps circling

>>149916089
>christcuck larp right after wanking your dick it to the tan of a russian

>>149916097
Just realised when Dirty diaper panties and JaiDsM lose the brazzas only beating smaller opponents narrative is dead forever

Round 2

>>149916103
That's where you're wrong pal

>>149916116
Wheres the lie? he went 0 for 12 on takedowns.

>>149916103
What makes you think of a tan as sexual? What's going on, man?

>>149916114
Dricus fought at welterweight.

Nice and flowy yeah
BOP BOP BOP
Topturo in the bin

>>149916098
Calvin katar is a Paul craig tier dangerous gatekeeper, josh emett went to a split decision against him, to beat him you can't afford to take dangerous risks or have holes in your game.
UFC keeps him around to sniff out the frauds.

>>149916140
So did Khamzat

>>149916140
And?

>>149916125
'Fraid the daddy loads have made ya peabrain go terminal.

>>149916154
True but you weren't supposed to bring it up

>>149916169
0 for 12 on takedowns is embarrassing

>>149916116
Dear oh dear

>>149915289
2 wholesome retards great video

>>149916207
Ankdaddy has ya bacon bussy SIZZLIN'!

>>149916211
again wheres the lie? Rob would finish him in the championship rounds

>>149916224
Whatever you say mr.martialartwatcher lmao

>>149916222
hey itsthe guy whos 1-3 against Pereira

>>149915305
Post the real one.

>>149916140
only due to psychosis

>>149916232
We don't keep score.

We BLACK THAT AGPIGGY!!!

>>149915883
Didn't rdr go up a weight category for this? Or malykin came down?

It's been weeks and no word of BJ Penn. I begin to fear.

>>149916246
Po lil' piggy was starfishin' ready for the daddy loads.

>>149916248
1-3 against Pereira and then losing to strick, Jan and Imavov is hilarious

>>149916249
RDR is 0-2 against Malykin

>>149916249
Riddler was a two division champ and he lost both titles to him

>>149916263
I had it 48-47 Adesanya

Outside the last round it was a really close fight between Blacohwicz and Adesanya. The idea that Blachowicz was beating Adesanya gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Adesanya 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close.

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>>149916291
>0-1 vs Jan Blachowicz
God damn thats shit even Glover finished him

which of you did this >>149915150

>>149916291
shut up retard

Tallson Texas, whatever happened there

Daddysanya prolapsed piglet Paulo so hard he had to pull out of his porking from Zatdaddy. That’s aura!

Ye i'm thinking Rakic vs Jiri 2 is the fight to make

Nobody knows [Magomed Ankalaev] is champion. So when he says my name he gets some attention. But I'm not responding to any of his attacks because I know it's only for promotion.

>>149916319
*loses a boring decision*

>>149916305
>>149916300
These piggies BOILIN'!

has Jiri ever had a boring fight?

levels.

>>149916323
I heard Daddysanya's BBC was oozing precum after he porked an AGPiggy white boy in his debut...

Mmmmm.....

Why was Izzy allowed ice bolt arrows in the octagon?

>>149916340
His fight with nemkov in rizin

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DO report spammy posts

>>149916344
Racist judges robbed Daddysanya due envy of his BBC

>>149916356
how could you call that fight boring in any way shape or form? is this ragebait?

twp niggas sucking the semen out of bbc

>>149916378
Strickland is insanely pellowfisted. A real one like Ilia or Schaub would've hit another take down and got Izzy out of there.

>>149916359
Maybe do your job eh there bud?

>>149915967
I'm talking about a physical bodily injury, I'm screwed. I've forgotten about my ban, but it definitely wasn't nothing, it was a perm. Luckily it worked out in the end

>>149916369
You didn't watch it, no need to larp

Which Caucasus yeti will Trump bring in to beat up an american in the White House?

>>149916398
Gassiev vs Derrick Lewis

>>149916381
Excellent post.

>>149916458
This is a clone

>>149916396
It's on youtube, cazzie nigger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCR-P4K3xaI

dont forget to get your Jaxxon chain

Post moggings

>>149916547
just found out Bear is the heir to a paintball empire

>>149916571
very cool!

Hey guys did you know I'm a casual faggot that doesn't understand gameplans or style matchups however I do understand that the guy that wins recently must be good so he should beat the guy that's lost recently because I love shoving horse dildos up my ass

Commission suspended strickraped for pic rel

>>149916571
That's cool as fuck

>>149916613
post was going well until you revealed you proclivities at the end

Raul Rosa's Jr. rocking a sick gold JAXXON chain

>>149916613
explain how izzy beat poatan when he lost 3 times before then?

Popular opinion: Volk beasted Max thrice and would beast him again

Combat sports royalty Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell sporting an awesome short JAXXON silver chain

>>149916677
Well you see he actually lost once before that

is JAXXON full violence for wiggers?

Brendan "The Hybrid" Schaub sporting a classic gold JAXXON chain

>>149916679
his striking is too elite, up against pillowfisted opponents volk wins everytime

>>149916697
max is no longer pillowfisted and volks chin is gone

>>149916704
Volk's chin is restored

>>149916697
Even if you are right, they are never fighting again.

topuria flushed volk

no, yair flushed volk

>>149916677
THE poohand? kickboxing doesn't count kiddo. MMA is an entirely different ballgame.

>>149916742
you sure about that?........

Volk should do a cooking episode with Merle

prime volk took pisslam into DEEP wadders.

Chad Mendes flushed Poolk

>>149916774
where does that fight rank all time?

>>149916779
try reddit

>>149916764
yair's head kicks softened his cranium to head kicks, leaving him weak to islam's head kick

>>149916721
he got bonked and saved by the bell vs lopes

>>149916784
monitor

Thinking about Merle's mewtwo build again, chama

>>149916779
Probably top 5 in championship fights of this decade so far

>>149916819
she no have hips or ass brazza what are you talking about

>>149916827
Did you not see Merle hitting the pawg walk on the beach? Shit was cash

Jaxxon Wink

>>149916839
hell naw i didn't think she was one for thirst trapping

Rip Smoke Poop.

Greg Jaxxon the sport killer

Nigger

WE CANNOT FUCKING FOLLOW THEM

>>149916677
Daddysanya won all 4 fights

adesanya retired by a fighters name i forgot lololol

>>149916869
for me its Solitude & Planet Caravan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yx13RY6Vdk

>>149916878
Where did he think Jai Herbert was supposed to throw that kick

>>149916869
>>149916921
https://youtu.be/LplPi2CxNHI?si=s9_8ITSuGaizkUf4

>>149916878
GSP did shit like this and it's why he's one of the best. Him and his team were literally researching fighting game style frame data of his opponents

>>149916934
Bitch pours that shit like an unsophisticated caveman

>>149916934
eyebrow slit? is she a 12 year old boy?

tuivasa would have done better than gayne against jon perhapsably heemed him even

>>149916934
Oh so you are a pajeeta now?

>>149915848
Head movement is how Jiri got heemed by Poohands, It's only good against punches, but moving into a headkick knocked gets you heemed.

>>149916981
No he wouldn’t

i can't stop staring at connors cock

>>149916945
Makes sense. Ive been playing fighting games all my loife and I feel it has given me an definite edge in hand to hand cobnat

>>149917001
He didn’t move his head at all when pereira head kicked him, plinio recognised that he was blocking wrong

>>149917017
Honestly? Respect.

>>149915956
>18 cm more reach than height
That's crazy. For comparision, both Jizzy and Pereira are +10, Gane is +13 and Tony is +14.

>Tony actually turned back the clock
wtf? he looks 20 again

The Reaper

>>149917051
Pavlovich is +22

>>149917063
Salt Daddy is going to send Tony to a padded room permanently

Cross the boss
Fire in his eyes

>>149917030
It's an interesting watch. He was recording BJ Penn's frames and reaction times and started whiff punishing his ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seIMSzBBxqI

>>149917063
TRT, he’s still losing though

>>149917063
Misfits probably don’t test

>>149917063
this >>149917089
looks like tferg is on the sauce

>>149917088
Yeah I remember this and youre right its very cool. Imagine Diego Sanchez with this style of analyzing

Tony is going to crash his T levels and get super zesty after this misfits debacle

Arman refused the tylenol

>>149917075
who is this zesty fuck

just watched khabitch vs mj
yup prime tony would have raped khabitch

>>149917128
He can stay on it for as long as he wants though

>>149917148
wow tiny hands on this fella

>>149917152
good lord she's crafted for facial abuse

avataring with images of women is latent transgenderism/AGP

>>149917169
What if its ironical?

woah

>>149917169
you'd know you're the expert

>>149917152
Turdny literally lost to MJ

>>149917169
agp sport/board/general

Boards are not the same as generals

oh and transracialism

I am from pakistan but identify as Chechen

prime aspinall... he was different

>>149917188
MJ is the Paul Craig of LW. The worst of the division win against him, the best of the division lose.

>>149917220
Cases? Many such.

has anyone ever asked topuria why he switched from a jiu jitsu centered style to a boxing centered style
if only this sport had real journalists covering it

Gane will heem aspinal

>>149917261
yeah I asked him

Erin blanchfield needs to do a full 3d scan with smell o vision after a 3 hour long session at the ufc pi

>>149917261
Explosive guys tend to gas from grappling in guessing it was that

>>149917276
It has been foretold

>>149917261
I did and he just socked me right in the liver

>>149917308
I only just found out they booked it for Oct 25. Crazy. Did you guys discuss it already

That guy who can't heem? Yeah he's gonna heem the guy that always heems.

>Gane is fighting at the end of Locktober
Yeah Tom is fucked.
Imagine how pent up Gane is gonna be uffffff.....his clitty will literally explode when he wins

>>149917323
just aspinorcs screeching in fear

The heel hook will be there for Gane

Gane beat
>Ngannou
>Jones
>Volkov
but yeah the english hypejob is gonna heem him fersure

volkovnovski will heem

Gane vs Tom, who wins? Does Gane have the striking advantage over Tom? Can Tom take Gane down and submit him? we will find out

>>149917359
Sweden-esque post.

We will find out this saturday bitch boy

please unban me on the ganecord

Petr Yan

Islam really thinks he can hang with a 170lber?

Peter "Cyril" Jan

>>149917368
Clitty cage posting must be kept to the appropriate channels

>>149917363
trying to keep his spirit alive

Based Petr Yan

volkovski

Requesting a GOATrab thread please, Canada.

>>149917394
>>149917394
>>149917394
New---------->

>>149916819
Melee's mewtwo? Not competitively viable I'm afraid