Footy tomorrow

steven may get it off

gonna walk even though it's raining cbf waiting for it to stop

HEAVE HO UNNA

kek gaz just used the may mick

Are youse gonna watch the footy tomorrow night?

new
>>149900595
>>149900595
>>149900595

>>149914849
That was new like yesterday gosh *sigh*

>its another everyone tips 9 episode

>>149914828
beat me to it really like this meme

>SYDNEY youngster Riak Andrew has been banned for five weeks for using a "highly offensive" homophobic slur during a VFL game last weekend.

>>149914893
Fred has been at this for a very long time

>>149914912
with the nig discount what did this bloke say to get 1 more than graham

what did he get a big discount for big behaviour?>>149914917

>>149914917
>pozztoria
probably just "fag"

>>149914912
what kind of faggots is snitching on these dudes like seriously how big of a poof are you?

Have I ever told you deadset ripper legends that I fucking love you more than life itself?

david zita pretty funny

>>149914995
Hey he swore! Umpies, get hiiiiiim!

steven may not play

felt the air change today. summer looms

Everybody wants to be a cat

steven may is a thug

just (unintentionally) sighted my neighbour in a nightgown through her window

>>149914995
xd le blogging
although that said does he really not get paid extra? probably justified to go schizo in that case

I claim Australia as my own

>>149914912
should have self-reported innit

who needs a torrent to now how to cook rice?

>>149915073
reported

rice is food for the mentally weak

Hate rice hate pasta love bread

the gf

>>149915067
It's your Island for the taking it's not like albo is gunna put a fight?

>>149914995
Where’s he writing that

For me, it's basmati rice.

>>149915093
wild ride ensues

just joking, i have no gf

>>149915044
Yeah, it would be a pretty sweet life. Endless food, Constantly petted and able to sleep virtually all day.
Unless you meant a Geelong supporter in which case no.

waiting for some limp wristed virgin to post >tatts

>>149915096
problem is all the s 0ymen and bootlicking coppers and adf that will put up a fight to protect our governments interests in selling out our country.

>>149915111
you got me there haha

>>149915114
Nah, that's for otherwise attractive girls.

I had leftover bolognese with freshly baked bread for dinner and it was unbelievably good. Smashed almost half the loaf.

>>149915113
And if you have a hot female owner you could lie on her boobs whenever you want

>>149915093
>tattoos
in the garbage bin it goes

fuck every fucking thing

>>149915128
You could literally pump her tits with your paws and she wouldn't care.

>>149915127
anon just fried all his insulin receptors

Did anything to improve your lives today lads?

>>149915141
Yes I did actually

>>149915141
not yet but the day is still young

>>149914553
>falklands war battle plan

>>149915137
>Being scared of bread
Totally gay. We've been eating it for tens of thousands of years. It's almost as old as human civilisation.

>>149915137
You can shove your insulin receptors up your arse mate

>>149915115
well then you gotta foment a resistance but before that you need guns

>bolognese
>lasanga
>pasta

Terrible foods. Refused to eat as a child, mother would have to cook me something else. Disgusting.

>>149915157
>>Being scared of bread
never said i was, however eating half a loaf is retarded you fat fuck

nig davis nig davis i see it but i dont believe it

Me? I only eat multi-grain bread.

Still depressed after job searching yesterday

>>149915167
Almost half. And not fat, eatlet.

>>149915127
Jack Crisp
>>149915162
Steven May

>>149915177
Ask one of your uncles for a job.

>>149915167
Go fuck yourself faggot

>>149915185
what ever you say you gluttonous pasta with bread muncher

>>149915193
Doubt either of them have a job, don't have their numbers anyway

>>149915104
wild rice enthuses

why do people add an extra 'b' to abo and say abbo.

this fucking cunt has to have a go at everything
just fucking die you miserable fuck

>>149915206
There was no pasta. The bolognese was eaten with the bread instead of spaghetti or linguine. Way better than with pasta desu.

First time drinking warm milk, I’ll report back

>>149915177
>job searching
almost impossible to find a job from random searching, you have to know someone to get you work in current year.
i have talked to job agency people and according to them and any random company normally gets way over 100 applications a day on sites like SEEK or Indeed.

>>149915223
It's cosy and relaxing.

>>149915223
no, you drank it when you were a baby

based on your reported diets i bet you blokes do the stinkiest shits

Smart arse little prick, fuck you you little cocksucker

they're making a movie about us

>Eat Asian
>Compliment the low cost, get rabies then poisoned brutally
>Eat Indian
>Explosive Iggs sesh, vomit then poisoned brutally
>Eat American
>Get gassy then get swamp neck and heart attack
>Eat European
>Live long and happy
Cannot fathom antipasta cunts, gluttonous fucks will kill themselves for no rhyme or reason >m-muh taste you eat to get full, not put weird shit in your mouth

>>149915237
Are you confusing this thread with a thread filled with Indians that you post in?

>>149915245
We’re going to be in afl Netflix doc?

>>149915212
I guess because a vowel which precedes a double consonant letter combination is always short, whereas a vowel preceding a single consonant is often long. The 'a' in abo is a short vowel
>>149915225
Yea I know, that's my issue, I know like 3 people

>>149915246
italian food is overrated as fuck
it's just 95% carbs

I just eat the shit you’d find on an Aussie pub menu

>>149915254
yes just like 'ago' or 'ado'

snes classic has some bangers might have to dust it off again

Well I don't know why the sky is blue
And why the jumper on an igger well they're blue too
I don't pay attention to all that stuff
But I do know the iggers suck

And I don't know why the world ain't flat
And why the mood of the team is flat like that
I don't pay attention to all that stuff
But I do know the iggers suck

>>149915285
well those are different because they combine two words

Original Xbox for me

Geelong is christpilled.

>>149915327
>and look up at the sunset
wat

>>149915327
based me in year 2 writing an excursion recount

>>149915327
doesn't even mention Christ once
most likely he believes in some new age spirituality or buddhist shit like most aussies

>>149915325
mine was modded and I'd go to video ezy and just rip the games straight onto my console

3 weeks may be just.

>>149915127
how easy is it to make bread? always thought about it but never tried

>>149915327
yeah so into christ that he's getting into relationships with older men

>>149915352
next lockdown, make a few loaves. its fun.

>>149915351
may not be

>>149915212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDSASw4Z6co

>>149915357
thought that was standard for church

>>149915375
its crazy how we treated these people horribly and make fun of them for how they turned out because of us

>>149915384
What position did you play?

>>149915388
Centre half lynch

>>149915384
What should >we have done?

>>149915384
who is we?

>>149915384
only 'bad' thing we did to them was introduce them to alcohol but it's not like we could keep it hidden from them forever

>>149915401
just not make fun of them from an actual place of hate and malice, all good if its friendly razzing between mates but its usually like kicking a retarded child around

>>149915325
fantastic console

>>149915327
Based

>>149915327
Cringe, what a fucking faggot

Im a ugly angry hate filled sexually frustrated repressed homosexual white man with a tiny penis

>>149915516
based Barry Hall

>>149915516
Based Zak Butters

Thinking a sausage roll and an iced coffee for brekkie tomorrow, me

grego review cheeseboards, wtf he's used to 'just pretend' to be gay

>>149915533
needs energy drinks and cheap kfc deals

>>149915352
It's very easy. Give it a shot. There is no shortage of recipes, methods and videos out there. Just try it out and see which ones work for you. Basic bread is only four ingredients and pretty fool proof.

>>149915533
t. heart disease enthusiast
I wonder what an absolute drain "tradies" are on the health system.

>>149915523
you're fucked now cunt

>>149915549
not as much as a drain on the old peoples pensions when they take advantage of them by charging them 10x more than they should for a 10 minute job.
not as much of a drain on high girls sanities when the woof whistle at them when they walk to or from school everyday
not as much of a drain on the other drivers on the road where they drive their Hilux around the public roads as if it was Bathurst race track

>>149915573
Irrelevant
Irrelevant
Caused by "tradie" recklessness

>>149915573
high school*

>>149915573
tradies own you

Has anyone noticed that drivers drift way more than they used to? What the fuck happened? I feel like I have drive defensively all the fucking time because some dickhole ahead in the lane is driving like he's taking a powernap at the wheel.

acting """decent""" from a normie point of view =/= being good

anyone know when the draft combine is this year?

hereditary & midsommar are two of the pinnacles of filmmaking in the past decade, absolute must watches

they're called tradies because they "trade" "D's" with each other IYKWIM

>>149915653
>hereditary
horror slop
>midsommar
kind of cool remake of wicker man

>>149915674
kek, good one

>MELBOURNE defender Steven May has been handed a three-match ban for the controversial collision that concussed Francis Evans and left the Carlton forward with a broken nose and a chipped tooth.

>Tribunal counsel Andrew Woods pushed for a three-match ban to be imposed, declaring May should have slowed down or changed direction to either avoid or lessen the collision.

>In his findings, Tribunal chair Jeff Gleeson said the evidence from the biomechanics expert showed May had 0.56 seconds from the ball's final bounce until the moment of the collision, and that he would have needed at least 0.2 to 0.25 seconds to react.

>"We find, however, that May could and should have reacted before the moment of the last bounce of the ball," Gleeson said.

>"Even if, contrary to our view, May could and should not have reacted until the final bounce of the ball, we find that he had sufficient time to position his body so that he was no longer attempting to gather the ball.

>"It's important to note in this regard that May had a relatively long period of time to sum up the key features of the contest.

>"May ran a sufficient distance and had sufficient time with an unimpeded view of what was before him to determine what he could and should do in the likely event he did not reach the ball first or at the same time."

We have to let the players half-ass contests now, it's over

cricket status = on

>>149915639
big fan of up and coming aflw players me

>>149915710
for what, the 2030 season?
you need to be more specific

>>149915611
behave.

>>149915678
Generally there is too much made of avoiding concussions, but this suspension was fair and deserved.

you absolute fucking retarded spastics will sperg out over anything, just shut the fuck up dickhead

>>149915679
crisp, i'm watching the cycling

never stood a chance at life

>>149915849
how do you eat farts

>>149915904
with my mouth

I just pooped

Night lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1m736fo/footage_of_drunk_bloke_accosting_andy_maher/

>watch the head
>cmon carlton!!

Do people at the footy really yell things to the players from the 3rd tier? And the way they screech. These people disgust me. This is why I haven't been to a game since I was a kid.

>>149916004
The NPC brain isn't developed enough to have an inner monologue so they have to verbalise everything, generally through inarticulate shouting

That cabbage for lunch is ripping through my bowel.

>>149915620
third world jeets without a licence and zoomers shuffling spotify

BREAKING: Apparently Harley Reid and Yaz Duursma broke up

>>149915620
Automatic lane detection.

who is steven may

>>149916380
Now's my chance.

>>149916393
some shitter who Melksham heemed

>>149916402
think he might have better options

>>149916429
But what about Yaz?

>>149913786
Suns never turn up for the derby. It'll be a boring comfortable lions win

>>149916442
she’s mine

lol

on holiday mate?

>>149916829
Ya

its actually surprising because krauts are much shorter than I was led to believe. nice country tho

>>149916871
nice one fella hope you're having a good time

>>149916888
is alright but I get bored quick. least I got to top out my shitbox on ze autobahn

straffo is reddit personified

>>149917313
Might be time to forget about that bloke.

>>149917324
You certainly may not.

roaming baby

>>149916380
he's rooting clay hall's sisza now
probably why he wants to stay

morning alfies

>>149922947
Good morning alph

>>149922947
>>149922951
morning alpha's

>>149922947
>>149922951
>>149923092
Up and at 'em

Good morning alf

>>149922947
>>149922951
>>149923092
>>149923238
>>149923259
lads`

>>149923295
mornin

>>149923305
Not sure hes worth that tbqhwy

good morning alfacus
up and at em cobras x

Wfh today
Got myself a coffee and got back into bed. Electric blanket still on. Laptop cracked and jiggling the mouse every couple of minutes.

>>149923305
He's not worth close to that. Yet at least. Really banking on him improving. Would wanna hope his attitude changes but I can see him settling into just coasting by.

A L F
N
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https://youtu.be/uIbXvaE39wM
>>149923463
lgm

>WEST Coast is seriously considering a request for priority picks and list help at the end of the season, with the prospect of a formal application remaining firmly on the club's radar.
>Sources this week suggested an application for assistance would still be considered, despite comments from the AFL's new football boss Greg Swann that suggested the club's prospects of draft support were unlikely.
>Assistance packages from the AFL can also come with concessions beyond priority picks, like extra list spots or an ability to pre-sign Next Generation Academy or father-son players without having to match bids.
>Academy prospects for the Eagles this year include classy goalkicker Wes Walley, small forward Tylah Williams and midfielder/forward Koby Evans, while tall midfielder Charlie Banfield is the son of club great and dual premiership player Drew Banfield.

>>149923415
>>149923504
lol POORTORIANS AHAHHAAHAHHAHA

>>149923560
crispy

>>149923560
called it! heh

>>149923560
vfl house will probably say no but at least make them say it and explain why a team that has won 11 games in 4 years doesnt need assistance.

saw it a mile away fellas

>>149923602
They're going to ensure you get Pick 2 in compensation for Oscar Allen even though the contract offer isn't anything extraordinary.
I guess they might give you an end of first round priority pick. That's what they gave to Brisbane in 2016 after they'd finished towards bottom of the ladder for years and only just finished second last on percentage over an Essendon team that had half of its list banned from playing.

yepyepyep

>>149923708
>I guess they might give you an end of first round priority pick
lol that won't happen. best they can hope for is what norf got first time round

>>149916237
He’s right you know

>>149923602
>trade away last years draft picks for average players
>help afl we need more draft picks

>>149923793
>we need a crap amalgamation of two totally different sports to gain an international audience that we only have so we can waste money on the same level as the NRLEL
no, and state of origin can fuck right off as well.

I'm sure this isn't super shocking, but Garry Lyon is a huge asshole. When he was in WA for the grand final, a friend of mine worked in a yogurt shop in Perth. There was a huge line, but Garry and some girl he was with cut right to the front, my friend prepped his order, gave it to him and he responded "Do I really have to pay for this?" When she said "Um... Yeah" he threw the money at her and walked off.

>>149923877
that we already* have
not only

>Here's the right wing party you ordered, Australia

>>149923888
amazing¡

>>149923888
He's a notorious asshole. Literally every normal person that's ever met him has a story about him being a fucking douchebag. I actually find him somewhat likeable when he does commentary but those stories have been going for longer than two decades now. I remember even on Triple M they would bant about him treating new managers or station heads like they were fans annoying him until he realised who they are. I've no idea why he has such an ego, he was a good, but not great player, for a shit team that's made a solid career out of the footy media boy's club.

you can tell garry lyon is an arsehole because he's a greasy little wog

>>149923790
I can barely remember what that was. I remember it was two picks they had to trade for a player and lost if they didn't trade them. Probably won't help West Coast as much because no one of any quality will want to be traded there currently.
I'd be fine with them getting an end of first round pick but I guess North had to be shit again to get that so you're probably right that Eagles will get the same deal.

west coast are looking dire at the moment but they're only a few years into a rebuild and have won a premiership less than a decade ago, feels like the club is just going through a rough patch but will come good. don't know if priority picks are necessary.
your rebuild is already better than norf's lol

>Harley wants to stay in Perth because Yaz broke up with him

>>149924214
Is she the best looking girl in AFLW? Can't think of any hotter. Funny that she's also one of the only straight ones.

>>149924245
ella roberts is cuter

>>149923463
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jackkelly/2024/06/18/wells-fargo-fires-mouse-jigglers-taking-aim-at-fake-work-and-other-trends/

>>149924214
looks too much like her brothers I can't unsee it would feel like your fucking one her bro's

>>149924272
I think Yaz is prettier personally but Ella is pretty too. Ella is like the cute tomboy next door that you're friends with as a kid before growing up and realising you want to bang her.

Roberts has low droopy boobs

>>149924245
I reckon a lot of the younger ones are straight and the older ones are dykes

>>149924334
problem is the older ones prey on the younger ones and turn them into dykes and then the younger ones get older and now they're the old dykes preying on the young girls
cycle repeats

tick tock hawkroaches

>>149923940
Yeah shan't be voting for this.
The liberal party is pretty much dead anyway.

Literally everyone on the political spectrum besides people 65+ are sick of kosher centre "right" big business """"conservatives"""".

Albo got extremely lucky he became Labor leader at the right time because no one actually likes him but everyone fucking hates the libs way more.

>>149924334
I personally know 2 girls who play aflw and both are married to men. So they are safe at least. I hope....

someone say ella?

>>149923793
I'm envious of their scoring system. The higher value goal past the goalkeeper and the lower value goal over the bar with no behinds would be much more entertaining and reward skill and the guts to take on the shot rather than a point for missing. Tackling is much better in aussie rules but

>>149924381
Yeah one of dutto's failures besides saying he wanted to make the government smaller (half the country works for the government) was aligning himself with israel and saying the first thing he'd do if he was in office is to ring netty up and ask him how Australia could be of service

I don't even think anyone gave a shit about the nuclear thing it was those two things that lost him major voots.

20/20 is hindsight but it's obvious it's a uniparty now and liberal are just gunna be a paper tiger place holder against labor to give the illusion of democracy

tonight is the night i win powerball

>>149924451
based my increasingly despondent mumza

>>149924434
I think it's naive you think most voters here voted on issue rather than personality.

>>149924451
I haven't entered that shit in so long. I used to have a crack when it was big jackpots but they upped the price so it was almost $2 per game and increased the odds for a win. Before I didn't mind because I'd usually pick up a small win so I'd either break even or just roll it over to the next jackpot. Now I get absolutely nothing so it feels even more of a waste of money.

>>149923561
applied to be an independent nation yet mate

>>149924534
well personality wise dutto is better than albo it's just labor ran a scar campaign saying he was gunna fire you from your job and take away medicare

that being said 60% of the population voted against the voice

anyways i think labor stole the election because where did that 60% go and just suddenly start supporting labor again?

>>149924599
>scar
scare*

>>149924294
the absolute irony of a bank firing people who do no work

>>149924398

>>149924599
It's more they don't like their perception of him through the visage of the media. The amount of people who thought he was hard-right populist was surprising to me. I don't think Dutton is particularly likeable (though anyone is likeable compared to Albanese) or even represented an especially strong degree of change from Albanese but a high amount of people just didn't like him. Listening to the audience assessments post-debate was depressing. The average person is just so stupid.

>>149923888
>asshole
FOY

>>149924681
yeah well by the time they figure out that albanese isn't there friend the country will be so far gone nothing will be bale to save it not even another "liberal" government
dutto was right in that it's a sliding doors moment and the country will be irreversibly fucked once albo finishes this second term

>>149924751
Dutton would've just slowed it by 25%. We're completely fucked and likely way past the point of no return. Immigrants now outpace births by 5:1. Within 10 years this country will be completely unrecognisable.

>>149924796
thing is people are so fucking prideful they wouldn't want to admit they made a mistake and will think it's a good thing australia has been turned into little mumbai

>>149924820
>little
for you

>>149924796
I live in Wyndham already living it every day

>>149923463
keep that shit to yourself idiot

>>149924996
>I live in Wyndham
Damn, that would suck. Looks like the things there were already bad four years ago. Can't imagine how bad they are today.

What should Steven May have done differently to avoid suspension?

>>149925328
Steven May have wished he came in lower and hit him mostly in the ribs

>>149925380
>came in lower
But he was trying to collect the ball.

>>149925426
Steven May wish he had a time machine

They should just base suspension on how injured the other party is, maybe even you are just suspended until the other bloke is deemed fit to play, perhaps with a maximum 6 weeks. something like that.

>>149925552
>give jordan ridley a little shove
>get suspended for 10 weeks

>>149925552
>Tackle guy
>He inadvertently hits his head on the ground
>Forced to retire
>Tackling player now has to retire too

>>149925552
>throw aliir/chol/aleer/andrew head first through the boundary fence
>free to play because sudos have no brain therefore no concussion

>>149925581
That's why I said maximum 6 weeks, of course genuine accidents happen but at the end of the day this is only way to incentivise players to make every effort they can to not injure others. you could even have a allowance for the tribunal to pardon the other player in cases where it is clearly an accident beyond doubt.

essington 0-game delistee patrick voss's autistic 16yo gf

I really need to get out of bed.

How about we end every match by crucifying all the umpires

>>149925632
corr

we should celebrate the big freeze by sending laura kane down the slide with heavy weights strapped to her feet

wish I was a neet

got the 1% question right on last night's show

too bad for me that i would have crashed out on the 60% question if i went on the show

taking a shit rn

>>149917313
There's two things of note here.

People always bang on about how CGI is good because filmmakers can do anything. I disagree. Limitations and boundaries and restrictions force creativity and imagination. A non-CGI example is Billy Wilder. One of the greatest filmmakers of all time. Yet once the Motion Picture Code was no longer an issue, and he could make pretty much anything he wanted, he was suddenly floundering and he never really made nothing of note again.
Effects are the same. When filmmakers had to imagine and think and problem solve and use their limited resources as best they could. The effects in Jurassic Park are so good BECAUSE Spielberg couldn't do anything. So he had to think about how to best use what he had. Everything had to be planned out and prepared to the absolute nth degree. The result is one of the most breathtaking visual effects ever seen in movies. Every scene is fantastic, even when the CGI looks a bit ropey the spell is never broken BECAUSE they've planned and prepared and you're sold on their vision, with the addition of some incredible practical effects that our brains are more willing to buy into because we know we're seeing something real.
CGI vs practical is a simple equation in my book. Practical effects are slight of hand. Like seeing a magician. We know it's not real. We know we're not REALLY seeing a T-Rex attack a car. But it's slight of hand and it's something real really being done in front of us so we go along with it. Compared to CGI which is computer cartoons. It's not real. Nothing practically exists. We're just watching something made up. It's sort of the difference between seeing a talented magician versus a computer show. Both can be impressive, but our brains react differently to the two techniques.

6 words or fewer thanks

kek

>>149925935
he thought it was dua lipa

big game tonight

>sharton
yeah nah

trying to decide what would be funnier, if carlton won and fucked the hawks' finals chances or if they got btfod

>>149926045
bloosers winning of course

>>149925935
nothing compared to damien martyn being one of 45 people donald trump followed on twitter

Do anons here have trouble reading more than 3 lines?

>>149926045
Hawks losing would be funnier, Carlton fans have already stopped caring

hi-vis vests are a humiliation ritual

did a tradie fuck your missus or something mate?

>No one

>Absolutely no one

>Not a single soul in sight

>The plebocracy on an international flight
dun clab duh landing gunt xD xD
ogay i won't xD xD
bullshid i know yuh will xD xD
Nah man im nod gonna xD xD
>claps and whistles as the plane decelerates on the tarmac
Your a fuggen ideeud gunt xD xD

>>149925632
bit in this

New flag added to the filter lads

@149926348
fuck up fatguts

>>149923305
in a decade 2m a year probably won't be in the top 30 earners in the comp. lynch is on 1.7-1.8m already it's not that big a jump.

>>149926045
Hawks losing would be a lot funnier and also make the finals race a lot more interesting.

>fat mental midget who gets hyped because he bullied underage kids half his size
does reid’s contract have the potential to be the most disastrous decision by any club of all time?

imagine being fatguts
disappear for a month to escape the bullying, not even two minutes back on /sp/ and you already got fuck up fatguts'd

>>149926367
It will be a lot to be paying a guy if it turns out to be average at best or a bust.

I love you Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ I love you, yes I do

You now remember that tradie hater genuinely thinks you need to be a traditional to buy from bunnings

>>149926411
he's already their best player

WC could pay Reid 3 million without a problem, they only have like 3 players on that list who deserve an above average salary

>>149926451
getting a bit obsessed fella, give it a rest

I need to stop snacking

>>149926474
crisp misso

>>149926456
Says a lot more about the state of their list than anything. I don't even think I'd be willing to pay Nick Daicos or Will Ashcroft $2 million a season with a 10 year contract and they're both about as sure a thing as you get with a young player. It's simply not worth it. Younger players can stagnate, they can get injured, they can get overtaken by players on their team. It's just poor list management imo but best of luck to them. They need it.

>>149926482
crisp toby pink

giggling at the thought of a chad tradie ever posting in /alf/

Finally got my tax return. Thank fuck. God, I hate being poor.

>>149926501
i'd be surprised if he could spell the digit '4'.

Why aren't the AFL mens doing better ladies?

>>149926535
However much women think they're fed up with men it isn't even close to how utterly exhausted men have become with them.

love the footage of the greens councillor in the UK getting called a cunt by big bazza

There’s no educational value to Peppa Pig, she’s just a self-absorbed, annoying little slag. I’m not allowing my nieces to watch it even though they’re cracking the shits about

Socialist gfs won't hound you to get a better job or buy them shit but they won't bathe either

was reading blaise pascal overnight

>>149926550
Hey Arnold is pretty good if you want TV that teaches kids values instead of mindraping them.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/aussie-sport-presenter-grace-hayden-caught-in-steamy-public-display/news-story/3fc885711552cb2caf746cbbc139dbee

Thank god a photographer happened to be nearby to capture this moment, what luck!

>>149926569
most kid shows before 2010ish have good educational quality, they're just beyond garbage these days

>>149926569
Legend of Prince Valiant is good.

>>149926582
Yummyyyy

bluey is good

>>149926549
https://x.com/JackHadders/status/1947729417402277971
kek
bird hands btw

i hate the word smoothie

>>149926582
whewww. sidenote when i was in school i used to go to news.com.au to pretend like i was smart and reading news in class and shit lol never realised how bad it was casue i never actually read it

The gyat on some of these yr 12 girls is getting absurd

does this sperg scour newslop sites all day or what

>>149926601
She’s clearly autistic give her a break

>daicos’s face when someone mans up on him

>>149926601
BAZZA
SOUF SOUF SOUF SOUF

i would never be able to please her

>>149923408
Is this true alf?

>>149926656
>>149926663
Had no idea who she is because I hate cricket but she's hot.

the darkness has returned

Lads, darkness just posted

Dying for a wank ever since I woke up from my nap

>>149926693
I skipped my nightly wank yesterday because I was just too tired.

>>149926698
Haven’t coomed since Sunday I just realised, longest I’ve gone in ages

it’s such a joke that the grand final is at the mcg every year

It’s amusing when you look back in time and have a giggle at the silly things that people, who like to think that they’re in the know, say. The millennium bug was going to make planes fall out of the sky, COVID-19 was a threat to wipe out humankind as we know it, Harley Reid was going to be a better player than Nick Daicos.

All very funny stuff.

Just had a bit of soup. First thing I've eaten since Sunday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47MNn4bsmSw

>>149926760
Would

>>149926760
>raising children through amer*can media
shan't

this is why kids grow up saying ZEE instead of zed

No but zeeven may

>>149926451
phoneposting retard

I can’t wait for summer!

I've probably watched like 5 hours of footy this season. Generally turn it off immediately when I hear "stand"

>>149926814
yes, and end up speaking with weird stilted 'clipped' hybrid american accents

girl in my office talks with vocal fry nearly every word of every sentence
it's fucking painful

I don’t know how tripcodes work

Educational toddler shows are a great way to get comprehensible input if you're learning a new language btw.

>>149926921
Spoonfeeding you, newfag. Don't get used to it. Now that you know how they work don't use them.

>>149926922
I've noticed (and do this) too

happy for the refs in last weeks freo pies game. Looks like theyll get away with it and hopefully have generational wealth now, good on em

>>149926904
for you

>>149926944
>here's the secret to don the trip
>don't don the trip because...muh post 2016 4chan culcha Dx Dx

The plebocratic mindset in a nutshell.

>>149927030
Fled the country mate? I thought you were arrested for that kinder drama?

Glass of milk for lunch

>>149927042
Took a portal to hell to rescue my wife and kids and got one out of there a few days ago but haven't slept. I've seen shit you wouldn't believe.

>>149927051
What did your wife and kids do to end up in hell?

most young australian women these days have american speech cadences, where it is generally quite flat and monotone, but they say some words louder and draw out the sentence's keyWOOOORDS and they sound like they're BOOOORED and try to... MAKE... the sentences more... TONALLY interesting to keep attention

>>149927050
milk is an ingredient, not a beverage.

>>149927050
are you dieting lad?

Drinking farmhouse gold btw, any other milk I should try?

>>149927062
Nah but I’m slowing down on the drinking so replacing some of the beer calories with milk

>>149927016
>refs

>>149927056
Nothing. Ten years ago I slept with a succubus and they taxed my wife for that and then 7 years ago I slept with another one so they taxed my kids too.

>>149927075
Why did you sleep with a succubus instead of staying faithful to lovely Sofia? Don't you feel an ounce of guilt for your infidelity? Look who it's hurt your precious wife and kids. Who is "They"?

>>149927080
If I didnt feel any remorse I wouldn't have gone through what was basically the equivalent of 20 years and lost everything I had to get them back you fucking idiot.

>>149927088
Yeah but you obviously didn't learn your lesson. You must of felt sorry then neglected the fact that god was telling you what you did was bad and then you went ahead and did again.

>Remorse over cheating
The humble plebocrat.

Off-topic my arse. Would love for someone to explain to me how Grace Hayden isn’t sports related. Eat a dick rulesperg you absolute FAGGOT

>>149927098
>cricket
>celebrity gossip
What does that have to do with football, bigstuff?

my mum gives me milo to go and go and go

feeling peckish lads

>>149927101
>sports related
>has to be related to a particular sport
Where does it say that it in the rules champ?

so no problem talking about nrl or soccer in here i imagine

>>149927070
ok let me rephrase
>happy for the gay niggerfaggots in last weeks freo pies game. Looks like theyll get away with it and hopefully have generational wealth now, good on em

>>149927096
Yeah I was weak, had a sex addiction, and arrogant enough to believe I could outsmart Satan and his minions. I take full ownership of that fact but at least I was strong enough to change and set things right.

My swans will win tonight

Picturing RC toggling his proxy on and off so he can reply to himself

didn't even know he still posts here as i have filtered all trips

scrambled eggs are so yummy definitely my favourite way to have eggs

>>149927141
Needs toast put perfect with it.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2025-07-21/animal-cruelty-cattle-colac-joseph-dare/105547422
why are carlton people like this?

>>149926582
Faeken hell her bum is tight

>>149926814
I shudder when i hear a zoomer say toMAYto

>The International Court of Justice (ICJ) has declared nations have an obligation under international law to prevent climate change — and that they may be liable to pay compensation if they fail to do so.
It looks like we may eventually see football in Vanuatu and the Pacific after all, lads. Good stuff.

>>149926688
what a shot

eek, a girl!
*smashes report button*

mental how both langer & haydos have hot slut daughters

based rc, which games will be rigged this week?

>>149927213
wouldn't touch any of those masculine pigs with a 10 foot pole. No doubt they'll all be fat alcoholics before they reach 40

>>149927105
huff on some of shitbreath's output

>>149927213
Australian "women" can be 'hot' and 'sexy', but they are very rarely ever beautiful.

Imagine you went to the gf's for a bbq and its the entire fucking 00's Australian Cricket Team

>>149927237
what about grace scott

>>149927250
awkward if warney and roy are there. might stink up the joint

>>149927258
I'm assuming we are dining in heaven?

imagine having a rich and famous dad, getting paid to travel around the world, never having to do a real day of work in your life, getting railed by as many hot men as you want

>>149927262
if we are i'm eating off of grace's arse

>>149927151
with vegemite?

>>149927263
Nnghh...

One day, everyone will bow down to Jesus.

This includes:

- Muslims
- Atheists
- Buddhists
- Hindus
- Christians

Didnt Grace Hayden homewreck Campbell Brown’s marriage?

>>149927278
me on the right

my ladder predictor says bane v adelaide granny

if adelaide make the GF, it would have to be the worst list to ever do so me reckons

>>149927297
What's a GF?

>>149927237

>>149927303
no idea

>>149927237
trvke

>>149927297
based Adrian Dodoro.

we should get a high scoring grand final if it’s bane v crows

>>149927274
Muzzies are heretics by blood and must be beheaded. Jews also. The rest are welcome

>>149927303
Grand Final, basically the championship match

losing a lot of money on the stock markets me atm

>At a White House event, the president boasted to a group of Republican allies, “We’re gonna get the drug prices down — not 30% or 40%, which would be great. Not 50% or 60%. No, we’re gonna get them down 1,000%, 600%, 500%, 1,500%.”

>Trump added that this is “something that nobody else can do,” concluding that he intends to produce “numbers that are not even thought to be achievable.”
Is he legitimately retarded?

getting a few [+]s. is there a swiss flag in MY alf?

I'm a worthless piece of shit

swissbro is based

>>149927322
get back to your concentration camp and stop worring about things that dont concern you, obediant worthless husk cattle

don't give any fucks about seppos whatsoever, me

>>149927341
same, wish their entire country would fuck right off

got suiss filtered from appalling posting in /f1/

>>149927341
crisp

>>149927344
posting in /f1/ at all is appalling
neposteer is a cancer

Heard we won’t be getting the northern hemisphere brewed Guinness cans back anytime soon. The Australian brewed stuff is really disappointing

spudshed @innaloo
10 minutes, champ
you know who you are

incel thread

>sebbo is MAGA

>>149927364
nothing wrong with being an incel imo

ta x

>>149927168
based and climate lockdown pilled

QUEEF queef x.
ta bla

x

>fencesit both world wars
>fencesit incel menace
the eternal cowards

i reckon i could cook a better steak that christian petracca

>>149927369
>am*rican is a deadshit retard
alert the presses

>>149927357
will be waiting. i'll be in the dark grey hilux with lift kit and black tray and awning

>>149927385
Of course you can pretraca is probably more used to cooking goat.

>buy ute
>cover the utility part so you cant use it

Remember when they're were those mystery drones over the U.S. at the end of the biden presidency?

>>149927405
yes i remember

assembling a secondary water tank fellas. instructions call for welding the steel base frame at the joints, but I cba. thoughts on drilling holes and then joining them with l brackets and bolts?

depends if it's for you or not
>yours
weld the cunt
>some other cunts
shortcut and no warranty

>>149927411
They were trying to normalise drone surveillance of citisenry.

It was kinda of like a litmus test to see if people would wig out if drones were in the sky 24/7.

That's the next phase drones just hovering around doing facial recognition scanning. Looking for "tell's" that you are angry from your face and then they'll surveille you harder and potentially bring you in for questioning.

They're already do that shit in palestine.

just put that shit on sand bruzzy

>citisenry
Stopped reading

didn't know tredrea posted here

me yessers be yessers and me noes be noes

>he speaks american english
ngmi

ute attachments, canopies, awnings, lifts, slide out fridges etc are just barbie dolls for grown men

>>149927427
>>149927431
tabla x
...yh.. it's for me. like the idea of stronger joints and better load distribution from welding..but LUFF the idea of easier assembly/disassembly from using bolts

>>149926376
considering how retarded iggs management is, yes.

>>149927391
k champ x

isnt it illegal for a lot of america to collect rainwater

>>149927429
liminal post

...yh nh..not in my state..

Reid in a half decent team would be so fucking good.

shan't be watching footy tonight

>>149926601
SOVL

>>149927487
corr imagine him at essendon

will go with the welding I reckon

>Trying to shit on american's when you live in albo's australia.
Hey maybe labor will build another train station?

>big bazza

good choice seb
shortcuts you always pay for in the end x

>>149927405
unironically next gen nuke material sniffers

>>149927507
soOOO true, fella, never worth it innit x

>>149927429
>drones just hovering around doing facial recognition scanning
way beyond that already mate, you've got it in your pocket

Steven May appeal his ban

>>149927545
i just change my IP after every post

finna take a nap. the weight of consciousness is too great

Based milf hunter

>>149927573
Yep, crisp

>>149927573
based
>>149927580
shame she's soft locking him down with dog then baby

>>149927519
yeah that is covert not overt i dunno how well a phones wifi can map your face to tell your emotions
obviously electro magnetic radiation can go beyond skin deep so maybe they can figure out your emotions based on blood pressure shit like that

>>149927573
>>149927580
is this even the same woman?

>>149927573
>choker attire
well done Luke

I’m 33 and I couldn’t even imagine dating a 23 year old. Bit suss if you ask me.

the turk lives

>>149927580
cute pupper

> Browne's father Mark was also a sportsperson, playing Australian rules football for Geelong Cats in the 1970s.[10] Browne grew up in Victorian regional city of Geelong and attended Belmont High School. She grew up playing local netball for South Barwon in the Geelong Football Netball League.
Jackson to the Cats confirmed

Geelong are going to be scary with Jackson, Curnow, Butters, Walsh and Reid.

>>149927596
Faggot.

>>149927647
imagine their property values

Just realised it's another Carlton game tonight.

>>149927663
fuck sake so shit of seeing and hearing about this deadshit club, would much rather have richmond play bigtime games

didn't they try saying earlier that jackson wanted to go back to the pees because his gf was stirring up shit with his family and using him as a wallet

>>149927573
>kicking goals off the field, too
Wonder if they'd say the same were their ages reversed.

>>149927121
>sex addiction, and arrogant enough to believe I could outsmart Satan and his minions.
You must have an awful wrist strain, I hope that gets better

>>149926582
>>149926688
you can see the outline of her anus lol

>>149927573
Imagine the Frankenstein cock on this mf

>>149927702
>>149926688
crazy that a real poo came out of there not long before that shot was taken

miss summer time. go down the beach and perv on all the girls in g strings and count the crinkles on their bum holes

im working on my summer bod rn, thisnid going to be MY summer

Went to the beach alone this Summer.
Literally everyone was there with family or friends except me, but still had a comfy stare into the ocean

finna fill my pockets up with rocks and walk into the ocean

>>149927770
based Voss

>>149927596
Can you imagine fucking a 23 year old prozzie?

>>149927754
Get a dog

Gonna put the lead on the dog and go for a walk... It's the only way I can get my wife to exercise

>>149927789
I would fuck an 18yo prozzie, but I couldn’t see myself in relationship with anyone younger than like 27

>>149927807
>t.

i have been on a date with a woman 7 yrs my senior and it was alright

>>149927809
Don't understand this ngl

Footy tonight lads

>>149927919
Carlton are not footy, simple as

>>149927919
who the fuck is playing?!

Does Larry Emdur have SMP?

>>149927924
Roosters and Storm

>>149927943
not interested in state leagues, even when carlton are playing

/bane/ tbqh lads

How many people here have a gay moustache like the fags in the OP?
I reckon every AusWORM zoomy and milleni has one, no?

Will my crows win the cup this year?

drinking a g&t

shut up poof

>>149927990
2023 rematch would be absolute kino

last two premiers like 2011 (kino) or 2014 (shit)

looks like I shan’t be getting strung up by the rozzers after all, lads

I can grow a Neitzschean moustache but prefer to remain clean shaven.

>>149928012
Based. A handsome face needs no beard

>>149928006
fight me

>>149927990
this is it

This faggot can't grow facial hair.

the fact that I'm still defending Donald Trump shows my spirit is unbreakable and I am extremely loyal, plus I simply see through all the lies

>Based. A handsome face needs no beard

you shouldn't grow a beard unless it's completely connected and not patchy

which is about 10% of the male population

>>149928046
My jaw is way more defined than that thoughbeit

Actually being able to grow a beard shows that you have sufficient testosterone levels. Which women are biologically attracted to.

>r/minoxbeards is a thing
My day is ruined. Faggots

>>149928006
*blows whistle*
abuse, 5 weeks

>>149928037
hate big tits

Having very thick facial hair sucks. Modern razors are fucking SHIT. I need old school safety razors and even then I can only shave a couple times a week or I get fucked up levels or shaving rash.

>>149928093
Why

>>149928097
they arent even tits at that point just big sacks of fat
prefer the perky ones me

>>149928072
it's true, I grew mine out (luckily it's all connected) and my gf froths it and points out women who are looking too, same thing with chest hair

new
>>149928095
>>149928095
>>149928095
>>149928095

>>149928037
Angela really is tiny aside from her massive tits