Thread 149916781

first for calgarians are incredibly disingenuous

my house

>>149916781 (OP)
>Louuuu!

/playoffsbound/

bud + 1 = trb

>>149916781 (OP)
i took this photo

>>149916849
i believe you

I just dove into the ocean from my boat off Oahu. No photos forthcoming, plebs.

>>149916895
i believe you

i don't have any asks forthcoming either

I forgot the name of an edm song and it has no lyrics :(

>>149916983
does it go like : GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>149916786
You need to get a better bait detector fren

>>149916786
You need to get a better bait detector fren

>NHL offseason is at a crawl right now
>every reporter basically repeating the same "[insert playoff team] wants to add for another top 6 piece
>more "penguins MAY or may not sell" talking points
>NHL desperate for more expansion for whatever reason
Can we contract the Sabres, Hurricanes, Flames and predators?

>>149917022
>>149917023
>calgarians are just pretending to be retarded
if only that were true

>>149916983
Edm is worse than anime
and anime SUCKS

Wordle in 4. Connections was bullshit today. You had to get the categories in a specific order

>>149917035
thoughts on your victory over trb?

Daenarys Calgaryan

>>149917068
We should rename them the Edmonton Marner.

>>149917069
the only tricky things about connections was bugbear

appears im spending my days chatting with idiots

I deleted wordle because I didn't have the same words as the rest of you and the ads were ridiculous

>>149917170
yeah wordle was a joke today

never downloaded worlde, as im neither an old woman nor a bus driver

>>149917170
You should stop talking to yourself

today's worldle is controversial
it included enemy held territory

>>149917085
You mind discussing hockey or are you going to keep repeating stale retarded memes?

>>149917068
What’s wrong with electronic music?

>>149917274
hockey discussion is stale as you alluded to
kakko signing barely generated 6 posts of discussion

>>149917274
thoughts on your identity redefining rape of tbg that turned him into trb?

>>149917292
Because its Kakko. He's mediocre.

>>149917310
all zoomers suck

>>149917315
Kakko is 24 years old

and finnish
gross

>>149917277
I personally don't like it and it seems like all the npcs I grew up with love it. I grew up in a small town with a lot of portuguese and half of them were from the azores and everyone knew the ones from the azores were a bit inbred and retarded. Well, the azoreans LOVED edm

first for calgarians are incredibley handsome and cool guys

Hopefully ww3's most violent and destructive battles take place in Portugal

>>149917321
and?

>>149917362
are you playing timeguessr right now?

>Matvei Michkov describes his disbelief when he was first told to dump and chase: ‘I’d hit the ice and still do my own thing’
Why cant russians be team players?

>>149917398
Why are the Flyers hiring a guy who is gonna clash with the play of their best player since Lindros?

As a lesbian, I think it was wrong to fire Shanny, who was a role model for us.

>>149917406
Shit and run by retards I'm afraid

>>149917490
Just like my Islanders

>>149917406
>best player since Lindros

>>149917490
run by comcast, that explains everything

>>149917520
You really want me to say Giroux?

>>149917406
>best player since Lindros.

>>149917533
i really want you to tell us your thoughts on your victory over trb

>>149917406
>their best player since Lindros

>>149917547
You keep spamming this and nobody answers.

>>149917563
you're the only one who can

>>149917406
> best player since Lindros

flyers more like fags

Didn't know Canada has so many flyers fans today.

>>149917586
shut the fuck up nerd

>>149917613
Make me

>>149917613
This + chambers

>m-m-make me!
lads pissing his pants!

>>149917406
Girouxsisters...

never forget

>>149917719
i wonder what he's thinking about here

>>149917741
feminine penis

>>149917644
*sheathes katana*
heh, that's what i thought, baka
*rolls away on heelys*

feeling like arby's

>>149917844
if you go the Arby's in Raleigh and say I eat cock and I'm a caniac they give you a free cup of ice water

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bros?

>>149917880
i obey

>>149917898
if you lose you win

>>149917844
Lewd

most crippled retard in idaho

>>149917880
stop trying to hypnotize me gary

>>149917898
I wanna see Gary and Elliote Friedman compare tiny little penises on HNIC

For me its the 2007 wcha championship game winning goal

>>149917963
Bryan kohberger enjoyed the NHL

>>149917898
Gary is a great commissioner.
Not very controversial on /hoc/ seeing as we are all Garechads but we are a different, smarter breed here.

>>149917982
yarmulkes on or nah?

yarmulkes on
always

>>149918053
patrician

>>149917898
The NHL was perfect at 30 teams.
Neither of the franchises I would cut are from the sunbelt.

who won?

Now see, what you gotta do, if you wanna build a winning team, is start with the following:
- a 30 goal, 50 assist 1C who brings strong two-way play
- a game breaker, point/game winger to drive your second line
- a middle 6 center who has a well-rounded enough game to be effective on PP1 and PK1
- a big, bruising, defensive dman for your Top 4
- a smooth skating, playmaking, gunner dman for your Top 4

>>149918172
poor Islanders and Blue Jackets :(

>>149918180
My rangers have all of these and they fucking suck

>>149918180
Or simply have a goaltender on a hot streak going into the playoffs.

>>149918178
fat fucking Canadians won
Do you get a special Happy Meal toy if you order all six?

>>149918178
McDonald's hot fudge sauce is actually delightful

>>149918180
>If your wish is to win the Stanleyc Owl, a great place to start would be
>J.T. Miller
>a better version of Brock Boeser
>Elias Pettersson
>Carson Soucy
>Quinn Hughes

bud1193 today

>>149918204
The Rangers had all this plus an elite goalie in 2023-24, and they made the ECF.

It's 30 degrees hot in my country. Happens in your country?

>>149918316
bud1

>>149918316
Have some margaritas to cool off
And maybe pair that with some tacos

>>149918314
shut the fuck up nerd

>>149918331
>tacos
no, make it burritos, delivered by trb of course

>>149918355
finally a good post

bud2

>>149918178
>The Smoky Quarter Papi
how is this /hoc/ related?

the bud1 burger is better. tastes like victory

>>149918398
no one calls him any of those things

>>149918398
>big cactus
news to me

>>149918419
>news
did you hear the bud1 news?

>>149918444
checked and i did hear

>46 year old xhe rb
>needed meds
>over memes
kek n what the heck

>>149918385
other marketing made the matthews connection more obvious

>the Smoky Quarter Gary
>the Gary Pounder
>the Oriental Style Gary with Fried Rice
>Deep Fried Breaded Gary with Cheese
>Frozen Gary on a Stick

1st OA - Alexis Lafreniere
2nd OA - Kaapo Kakko
7th OA - Lias Andersson
9th OA - Vitali Kravtsov
16th OA - Brennan Othmann
19th OA - Braden Schneider
21st OA - Filip Chytil
22nd OA - K'Andre Miller
28th OA - Nils Lundkvist

Why didn't this rebuild work?

>>149918479
thoughts on 1193 days of losing to bud?

>>149918482
>rags

>>149918482
Rough few years at the zoomer farms

>>149918482
grim

>>149918482
not enough anglophone canadians

>>149918482
this plus a 1C, a 2C, an elite winger, an elite 1D, and an elite goalie couldn't win three rounds.

>>149918398
Señor

>>149918398
nylander called him a fucking bitch

>>149918497
that's a lot of days

Lias Andersson was a bad skater with a bad attitude and an underwhelming skill package. He was also undersized

>>149918316
Unfortunately yes. It’s a little cooler right now

>>149918625
>Smögen

>>149918623
the Gambit coat rules desu

>>149918658
agreed, but it doesn't go with that Cosby sweater

>>149918675
neither does the hairline or Mexican genetics

>>149918398
i call him all of those things

>NHL.com Top 20 Centers for 2025-26
1) Connor McDavid
2) Nathan MacKinnon
3) Leon Draisaitl
4) Auston Matthews
5) Aleksander Barkov
6) Jack Eichel
7) Brayden Point
8) Sidney Crosby
9) J.T. Miller
10) Jack Hughes
11) Robert Thomas
12) Nick Suzuki
13) Mark Scheifele
14) Nico Hischier
15) Tim Stutzle
16) Sebastian Aho
17) Sam Bennett
18) Dylan Larkin
19) Roope Hintz
20) John Tavares

>>149918721
You're the only one

>>149918723
barkov>ALL

>>149918721
based Big Tone sayer

>>149918723
>8) Sidney Crosby
it's starting to hit home that he's going to be gone soon

>>149918723
Barkov and Matthews need to be flipped.
Hughes is too high.
Bennett shoudn't be on this list.

Otherwise, it's fine, as these NHL.com lists usually are. Naturally they're gonna prop up Toronto's franchise player, the flashy American in the NYC market, and reigning Conn Smythe winner.

>>149918642
More like Bögen!

LMAO

>>149918765
He’s been playing since I started following hockey :(

Big Tone bro's we made top 5

>>149918765
>No Malkin
niggas gonna forget just how good this guy was.
2007-2012 undisputed Top 3 player in the league.
2007-2016 undisputed second best center in the league.

would have had multiple Hart and Lindsay finalists to his name if he wasn't always injured.

your moms call me big bone lol lol

Big Schnappisisters...

>>149918810
you coming over tonight she's doing Chicken Parm we can play nWo Revenge on my 64

Auston "Papi" Matthews would have saved the Coyotes.

>>149918798
he has another season left

It's a testament to Crosby/Malkin's greatness that they were able to squeeze three cups and four SCF appearances out of Pittsburgh's horrific management. It was on par with the 2010s Oilers.

Malkin won three cups with plugs on his wings.
Talbot/Fedotenko, Kunitz/Fehr, and Kunitz/rookie Rust.
During the 2014-15 season, Mike Johnston had prime Malkin on the LW of Brandon Sutter and Steve Downie.

If Jordan Staal had accepted Shero's $6m x 10y extension (1C money at the time), they probably never win a second cup.

Reminder
>South Park tonight
>team Canada verdict tomorrow
>happy Gilmore 2 Friday

i think donkey kong would be a solid defensive 3C option

Got a big interview for a Marner wish me luck

>>149918909
is south park good? i haven't watched in 10 years

>>149918954
rapey probably still watcheds it
>heh.. it's a cartoon.. but for ADULTS

>>149917898
Goaltending is overrated and spending more than 6 millions AAV on a goalie is dumb. Just get one that doesn't straight up suck for 3-4 mil and use the savings to put a strong team in front of him.

*points my sword at you*

>>149919002
just like my Wolfie

The best thing South Park ever did was imaginationland, and they even managed to fuck that up by including the Cartman tries to get Kyle to lick his balls subplot which took up 1/3 of the screentime

>>149919009
for me it's Cartman going through the Hall of Racism and at the end the Mexican janitor was so sleepy

>>149918954
It hasn't been good for a long time like the majority of long-running shows but it died when they started doing overarching plots

>>149918967
careful, don't call him rapey. he threw a tantrum over that last night

>>149919045
was he flexing his janny >power

mr. garrison trying to assassinate kathie lee gifford was the funniest episode

>>149919063
no he just started bubblin' once again

>>149918967
Retard

>>149919071
the bubblin' bitch (lost to bud)

> The Leafs have gained ground on the Florida Panthers this summer
The lafftards are busily planning the parade kwab

>>149918625
It's ok to be bad at everything

>>149918954
yes, but it does try a bit hard sometimes

>open /hoc/
>bubblin bitch bubblin bitch bubblin bitch
>close /hoc/

>close /hoc/
i was under the impression that we couldn't leave

*heems you*
There’s your impression guy

*poops on your head*

>open /hoc/
>Flames post
>bro's (You) me

>>149919097
Cope they signed a bunch of middle sixers to replace Marner they'll be fine

>>149919277
Marner was locker room and showers poison. This is a massive upgrade.

>>149919277
hahahahahahahahah

>>149919277
Impressive, very nice. Let's see their defence.

>>149918372
Apathy is a real problem but just fucking contract at this point

reminder that we don't call those that now

>>149919277
scary

apathy is a real problem in society more broadly.

>>149919380
true we call them Nicolas Roys now

nicolas roy was drafted first overall by my iggies but didn't want to live hear so he was traded kwab

>>149919277
Trade for Rust or rakell

>>149919433
I'd live by you anon

>open /hoc/
>bubblin bitch bubblin bitch bubblin bitch
>keep /hoc/ open

>>149919503
hell yeah. we'd go find frankie at dooly's and shoot some pool
nic roy missed out

>>149919550
can you smoke in the pool hall?

I wonder if Matias Maccelli is responsible for some kind of unusual Scandinavian pizza situation like Mika is

>>149917898
>NHL prospect development is the worst of all four sports leagues in America
>NHL owners do not care about creating a competitive team, they only care for the idea of playoffs
>remove the wild card format, go back to 1v8
>expansion isn't needed when talent feels the thinnest in ages
>the blackhawks and penguins do not deserve to be in the spotlight forever

>>149919582
you forgot to add bud1

>>149919563
back in the 90s you could
same with dairy queen

>>149918909
You live a sad fucking life if you're excited about that happy gilmore sequel

>>149919605
Governor Stephen will fix this

>>149919610
Cope

will the big cactus score 70 this season?

>>149919649
Big Tone finna rip 76

>>149919610
What’s your problem grumpy

>>149919333
Checked

Logging in to hoc
no im not reading anything above this post

Ok weirdos and losers what Flames rumours are out there?

On the local message boards the pedos are talking about trading anderson for wyatt johnson (retard alert) and paying connor zary 6.5 million dollars a year (retard alert)

HOLY FUCK GARY TURN ON THE FUCKING TRADES

*trades activated*

If Big Papi is healthy and 1st line plays a more grinding style, he can't get 70 but the line could be better.

>>149919757
matty scorenato dropping 25

>>149919799
Big Papi retired from baseball

*trades deactivated*

>>149919799
Fatthews is gonna get exposed hard as a Marnerbabby this season.

>>149919797
* oven heated up *

HOLY SHIT TURN ON TSN SHIT'S GETTING REAL

>>149919813
Everybody is better AFTER a marner.

Milwaukee should have a team. What should the team name be?

>>149919840
shut the fuck up

>>149919840
Retard

>>149919662
Porter Martone?

>>149919802
he fucking better

>>149919277
Knies - Matthews - Macceli
Domi - Tavares - Nylander
McMann - Roy - Joshua
Lorentz - Laughton - Jarnkrok

Macceli is a two-way, playmaker wing. He takes Marner's spot.
Berube liked Domi on Tavares/Nylander's LW during Round 2.
Let McMann keep his LW spot where he had a career high in goals. Also makes it easier to flip him back to Line 2 if desired. Joshua starts on his off wing.

>>149919813
honestly the leafs should have traded both of them a year ago and built around nylander and the players coming back in the aformentioned trades

>>149919352
>just let $1.5 billion evaporate into thin air

>>149919840
Just relocate the fucking Predators

>>149919840
Admirals

>>149919813
It is very true that Matthews has played his entire career with elite playmakers, and now he's gonna have to generate offense all by himself. Knies is not a play driver.
>>149919900
You don't build around Nylander. Nylander should be like the fourth best player on a Cup winner.

>le put a new team in a new city posting
raped bitch tier SHAN'T be engaging in it

>>149919840
bucks

>>149919958
Orlando deserves a team thobeit

Knies - Matthews - Marner
Domi - Tavares - Nylander
McMann - Roy - Joshua
Lorentz - Laughton - Jarnkrok

>>149919971
they don't

>>149919990
Holy smokes!

>>149919990
baited
(You)ing

>>149919993
t. 1993

Alaska needs a NHL team

>>149920058
Sorry, Alaska is Canucks territory.

the alaska assholes

>>149919900
Honestly, I didn't ask.

just sat down on my ball bag YYYYOUCH!!

>>149920078
Relocate the Canucks to Hamilton

aint it fun
livin in the real world

>>149920120
lol

Anaheim should have a 2nd team called the Mighty Ducks

>>149920120
right in the big cactus YOWCH

Relocate the Avalanche to Quebec

Relocate my ask to didnt

San Diego, Phoenix, Houston, Oklahoma City, New Orleans and Orlando all deserve teams

>>149920251
They have baseball teams already though

Relocate the Rangers to Colorado

>>149920250
post of the year

>>149920291
thanks, man

Move the Columbus Blue Jackets to Cleveland

>>149920330
Then move them again to Cincinnati

>>149920325
Dont take credit for my posts

>>149920370
wanna shoot some pool with me and anon?

c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

bro's why doesn't bro wanna shoot pool with me and anon

wierd to me that people live in places with venomous snakes when there are places to live that don't have venomous snakes

raped retard posting on a swedish vpn again

>>149920597
snakes are more afraid of you than you or them

>>149920622
whoa! get that thing away from me!

>>149920597
snakes are bros

>>149920639
KWAB

>>149920639
>snakes are more afraid of you than you or them
saar

polar bears are bros

Just took a truly impressive marner

>>149920826
sometimes they mate with other bears and make turbo bears

>>149920096
youre a woman though (spiritually) so you may not ask but you obviously want to ask

Go ahead and give us your thoughts on your loss to bud sweetie

https://www.royalretros.com/

click it bitch. click the link.

>>149920940
my browser's gary extension is redirecting me to fanatics.com

>>149920940
the royal road?

made a nice cup of tea

>>149920994
thoughts on your loss to bud?

nordics are not bros

>>149921088
they're bruders

In 1974, frustrated with the slow NHL draft process, Buffalo Sabres GM Punch Imlach and Paul Wieland orchestrated a legendary prank. They "drafted" Taro Tsujimoto, a fictional Japanese player from the "Tokyo Katanas." The surname itself was inspired by a real grocery store (with roots as a farm stand) on Route 16, adding a clever touch of realism. The NHL, lacking verification, officially accepted the pick. Though the hoax was revealed weeks later, Taro Tsujimoto became an instant cult legend, symbolizing the Sabres' playful spirit and an unforgettable moment in hockey history

>l'Montagne du Ed Pétroliers
>Telephonérgarieux Flammes
>Ottawa Sénatrices
>Toronto Feuilles D'érable

the prank was they wasted a draft pick on tojo?

it wasnt a prank was it. They thought they were drafting a tojo and then they had to play it off as a prank.

oh me japanese man me pray rockey
dimes prank

Catching up with the boys from TSN Overdrive.

NHL | The Very BEST and FUNNIEST of Biz [Compilation]

He will be absolutely livid about this one

you done

>>149921620
yes

>>149920489
>>149920700
I like these two the most.

>>149921782
I like (You) the most beautiful

>>149921948
Gay ass nigga

>>149921956
nah that's you I'm afraid

we love our indian here in /hoc/, the native ones, the cool ones, not the tim hortons ones

>>149921967
nah that’s you

>>149922002
cope tranny it's you

For me, it's the Lemland Broilers

Seattle Kraken

xheattle kwaben

>haven't posted in these threads for 2 months
>still recognize all the posters

get a job/hobby/gf holy shit

>>149922772
Retard

>>149922287
/our/ xheattle kwabken

it's xheattle dickgirls

>>149922772
The gf draft pool has been weak the past few years and once top prospects are struggling to keep themselves in the league

>>149923054
glad i flipped my picks for video games and plastic robot models when i had the chance

>>149923054
I’m drafting high in next years gf draft

If any of you numales drafted a gril she'd probably go to the KHL.

>>149923293
I'm trading down, going with a quantity over quality strategy

>>149923054
I haven't scored a single fucking goal at almost 30 years of age

drafted a gf last year, she left for the pwhl (male)

>draft gf
>she informs me she doesnt intend to ever come to NA

found a gem in the 5th round
she can cook and is strong as an ox

the bartender I liked seeing at twin peaks had a career ending pregnancy

>shit at drafting
>the only option left is overpaying for a veteran free agent

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Panther Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
South Florida
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Panther Club
Pink Panther Club

>>149923691
just like my flamesies

>>149917514
>>149918193
>>149923729
rent free

You draft her, I chadsheet her a couple years later. You get a 7th round pick.

Carter Heart will sign in Edmonton by Monday lunchtime

>>149923906
What time is the verdict coming out

>>149924095
Just looked it up 10:00 am apparently

They announce a scheduled verdict.

Canada was a mistake.

>>149924325
>how dare they follow a schedule
lol seethe retard

>>149924362
A trial. With a verdict scheduled 2 months ago. Justice, eh.

Canada was a mistake.

>>149918723
Strome is better than a half dozen guys on this list.

Wow, what a coincidence. The freedom convoy trial verdict and the hockey rape trial verdict will both be announced at the same time on the same day. Nothing suspect about that.

>>149924590
nothing but a day of guilty suspects to me

need huggy :(

>>149924660
i'll add a kiss because why not? hehe

>>149924550
>meanwhile sean higgins still hasnt been found guilty of murder

>>149924750
Thanks fren

>>149924775
cope he waived his 6th amendment rights

>>149924660
Those hug barrels were good

Its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWM4bJNpch0

>>149920959
my thundies :)

is this how people talk in the maritimes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLGtwbxTeE

>>149925329
no, he is an albertan ex-pat

>>149925329
Fuck that guy, here's a better one

>>149925357
That sure is a good one but it's no Frankie.

>>149925357
Whoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGylDMu_0TU

>>149925368
kwab

Alright bros 9pm lights out

>>149925368
holy frankie was pissed

>>149925368
lmao

there really is nothing to do what the fuck am i supposed to do huh tell me tell me now

>>149926060
write a poem for /hoc/

>>149926060
Watch the Twin Peaks pilot

>>149926060
watch boreball

>>149926065
the only poem ive ever read is ozymandias and some random swedish one not a poetry guy as one would call it

>>149926070
good idea ive never seen it. i keep watching the sopranos over and over again because nothing ever tops it

>>149926107
no

>>149926141
Sopranos is my 2nd favorite. Twin Peaks is the GOAT

>>149916781 (OP)
>shitcago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmoqnNkUbAk

>>149926161
charles schwab ova here

>>149926200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX6Ps6jUjYI

>>149916781 (OP)
I am old enough to remember this meme

>>149917985
incredibly based

>>149923054
I picked 1OA 7 years ago, the franchise is set

do we still announce our marners here

>>149926301
It'd be weird if you didn't

Almost beer time. Nothing better than a cold one on a warm night

>>149926141
Sleep.

>>149924775
Johnny died so the teds could almost make the playoffs

*cracks a cold one*

>>149926405
no sir taking the boat out sometime around noon probably wont catch any Zs til then

*throws you a cold one*

*takes a cold marner*

*whips a can of beer as hard i can at the back of your head*

*is hospitalized for a traumatic brain injury*

*marners in a bed pan*

looks like a real brofest in the sky

>>149926475
we had a guy with one of those this weekend

So what happened to Kippers? Dead or jailed?

>>149926591
he had a brain?

>>149926602
bullied out of /hoc/
posted in /heem/ for awhile

bedard or bains? you can only choose one

>>149926511
The Vancouver Canucks thought: Yeah, last season turned out fantastic, why wouldn't we get the whole band back together?

>>149926679
Celebrini trained with Crosby
Bedard trains with ArseDeep Pains

*smooch*

>>149926699
to be fair, celebrini is also training with bedard and bains too

>>149926685
they're doing an all-in move to try to get hughes to stay, so they are pretty much relying on pettersson to get over 100 points again and for demko to not get injured. also for boeser to score 40 goals. and if all that goes according to plan? maybe they can get a 1st round exit in the playoffs!

>>149926511
nobody on the team likes pettershit he is the locker room cancer

>>149926742
>While at Thistle, McGlashan was the subject of a famous quote from manager John Lambie; on being informed during a match that McGlashan was concussed and didn't know who he was, Lambie said, "tell him he's Pelé and get him back on".

>>149926301
no we don't call those that now

McMeme should leave in free agency.

>>149927095
Yeah

>>149927095
what about the other Gummer Getters? are they good enough to get a second chance?

bud won
mitch won
trb lost

>>149927118
Formenton already quit to become a construction worker. Foote sucks so he's out. McLeod is a good AHL/Euro league player and NHL 4th liner but no NHL team will chose him before all the other shitty 4th liners that are available.

Hart and Dubé is the only two I can see in the NHL.

>>149927095
Welcome to the Yaroslavl Lokomotivs Carter Hart

Carey Price is the most overrated player of this generation

>>149927238
This

remember when the canada goym said that a mcdavid deal was good as done and would be signed within a week of july 1?

>>149927145
hope that both are signed to the rapehawks just for the lulz

>>149927242
Why would he re-sign on that shit hope

>>149927238
>this generation
>this
you mean the retired dinosaur generation

>>149927259
he's still under contract.

>>149927271
thank you for your concession

I've stopped prioritizing wiping

>>149927238
PK Subban was more overrated

Is the Swede that was gonna watch Twin Peaks here? Did you like it

you're a fagit harry

my allergies are unbearable today

>>149927380
And retards on /hoc/ say our flames aren't dynasty bound

>>149925368
Cape Bretoners actually sound slightly more retarded than your average Newfie
t. Caper

Washington Capitals have only had 1 game played by a Finn in the last 15 years.

>>149927238
If you aren’t saying Karlsson or Huberdeau then lol

>>149927672
hoob is underrated, my flames just suck penis

huomenta

Sprong you fucking deadbeat you are not even in the NHL anymore, can you PLEASE start playing for the Dutch national squad now so people here will start caring about hockey, you dopey fuck

>>149927772
DING-DONG, DANIEL SPRONG!!

>>149927772
I saw him play in a pre season game before

>>149927772
Does the KHL even have international breaks now when Russia are banned from international tournaments? And what international tournaments does Holland play in during the season?

>>149927772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4RAI3jQy9k

>>149927845
the world champs for part time dentists. But they could improve if that bozo would join.

>>149927930
also if he joined maybe more players would be inclined to go, at the WC in Australia like half the players didn't wanna go because they would rather go on holiday.

just went to check the tsn trade tracker and the first thing I see is a video of kenzie lalonde and now im all hot and bothered

>>149927845
khl season usually ended a few weeks before the skoda cup, but since last season, not anymore

>>149927465
incredible image

I think in the next day or two I am going to dig out my ps3 and play some nhl 12 or 13, I forget which year it is but I know I have it setup with a custom soundtrack

I'll make 2 custom teams filled with my favorite stars of the era

>>149918723
>matthews above barkov

>>149927985
i just tried the same thing and now i, too, have a boner

i would charm kenzie with my laidback, down to earth personality

wordle in 3
hey we are all on 50+ win streaks, right?

I hope today is better

and i've only had two cups of tea

It's been 1194 days bros!

Been thinking about the time I was eating lunch at the pier and saw a crab fighting off a gull. It kepted pinching the bird midair until it put it down and the crab was able to jump back in the water

One hour until Farter Shart walks

I slept from 6pm to 9am

>>149931054
log off, infant. /hoc/ is 30+

30 bings away from justice being served

>>149931105
I got knocked out by allergy medicine

>>149931144
>Ursula Dickbitch
Her's? Your's?

>>149931114
I'm already bricked up at the thought of how intense the Reddit melty will be.

E.M.bros how we feeling?

Well, they've gone to such trouble here that they almost have to find them guilty, or they look like woke retards.

I'm thinking the Flames dynasty will last at least 20 years

>>149931424
starting when?

>>149931437
Now

I'm coming from two minutes from the future. They're found not guilty.

When will Rick Westhead go on trial for Treason?
What he did to those boys, and the culture of Canada is infinitely more disgusting than whatever the boys were "alleged" to have done.

>>149931523
That fucking numale got my tax money spent on a sham trial that the Crown had already decided wasn't worth litigating before his dumbass made a big stink about it.

>>149931521
boys will be boys amirite??

yeah! just let team canada have their fucking rape fund
what is the big deal

morning lads, apparently things are happening.

>>149931560
Reddit is imploding right now just you wait

>>149931581
>giving a single fuck about the opinions of reddit
go back

oh dear...

I've been getting a lot of upvotes on /hoc/

>>149931606
ffs beat me by a second kek

>>149931606
that blind guy sounds like a real bro

>>149931606
That man may be physically blind but he's not blind to the obvious miscarriage of justice the Crown has been attempting. Godspeed.

lady justice is blind

>>149931706
lady justice is the only reason there is even a chance these guys would be found not guilty.

So are they singing the anthem and doing injun blessing and fugging dogs like at games?

>>149931853
it's a court room, not an nfl game. theres geese involved as well

>>149931594
u mad bro?

What theme should I make the next thread bros? I'm thinking krakies.

>>149931964
>>149931964
/hoc/ - Affirmative Consent Edition

it is so over

>>149931964
“We beat the case” edition please.

https://www.youtube.com/live/xzXsfhEdSyY?si=acCy_F2CVFfu8uSb

No verdict yet but the judge said she didn't find E.M credible. We won bros.

>>149932077
/hoc/ is an E.M. general

>>149932093
explicitly men

>>149932093
Get a God damn job.

bud1

>>149932032
>"I conclude that the Crown cannot meet its onus" on any of the charges, Carroccia said.

WOMEN MOMENT

WOMEN MOMENT

>>149932180
think any of them play in the nhl or ahl next season?

Maybe if she sucked fewer cocks that night they'd believe her.

>>149932180
Aww are they cwying??? Those poor wittle wapists feel sad and are gonna cwy?? Boo fucking hoo

>>149932233
no, the lads were relieved. the mothers were crying. learn to read, you make a cunt of yourself regardless, so at least post factual statements please.

There are zero rapists in the PWHL

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BROS

>>149932295
why didn't she call them out earlier?

>>149932215
>RAPES THE BOYS
>LEAVES

EM kinda gangsta for that for reals tho

Someone email her "Thoughts on your loss to bud" that would be epic

So, just make sure the boys get her on video consenting.

>>149932295
>/hoc/ celebrating being right once again
Stay mad retard. I'm sure E.M will let you fuck her while her boyfriend watches

>>149932442
well yes, being an enthusiastic participant in sex generally precludes you from claiming you were raped. Glad you are keeping up.

>>149932881
It's canacuckistan. Nothing is normal.