WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!

Man United fans are so sexy

Tottenham only created 3.86(xG) less than Arsenal in the league last season.

>>149918513
all those signings are shit, mate. FUCKING shit

>>149918584
Is what I'd say if I was a tranny :3

Guerra has no caps at 22. he's average

got to admit lads manure customers are going to deserve every /mug/ next season

>>149918606
Caps are for bald men

remember when rashford was a 100m player
me neither

Lammens has no caps at 23. he's even worse than Guerra

Peasants aren't taking our ascendancy well...

>>149918661
>name my band

yo, tell me how many caps that little nigga Cunha has. I wanna laugh

>>149918661
The right side of our attack. Very strong.

>>149918661
Is there a pic of Heaven - Dorgu - Cunha?

>14M saved in wages
>30.3M in pure profit next summer

44.3M for Rashford. We are so back.

>Ice munchers getting arrogant for literally no reason

>>149918742
considering the state of their average customer (indian) its not surprising

>>149918742
>no reason

>>149918742
>living in the past
Are you are arsenal fan?

>>149918766
Indians are aligned with Liverpool now, saar.

*taps the chart*

thinking marcus rashford has the potential to be one of the most fraudulent footballers of all time

>>149918803
Waiting for the Trannypool edit for use in January

>>149918809
nah hell be fine once the stench of manure is thoroughly washed off

>>149918768
>customer can't type in English
Truly a world wide brand.

When is he leaving?

>>149918864
ironic

you ever notice how the foreign flags just happen to both be customers of manure and shitting up the thread?

>>149918894
>reddit photoshops being bandied about as real images and people eat it up
mental how thick the people on twitter are

>>149918896
That you can't type in English? Apparently so.

>>149918944
Ok, Sanchy, but when are you leaving?

>>149918958
i bet you wrote that very slowly just in case

>>149918877
That's the first football season I can remember

>>149918864
Worldwide is one word not two. It's a compound word formed by combining "world" and "wide". It functions as both an adjective and an adverb, meaning "extending or reaching throughout the world"

>>149918928
I've noticed a lot of foreigns (Indians, Canadians, etc..) bandwagonning Liverpool.

>>149918864
>world wide
SAAR

>>149919032
yeah those are the big two teams in england of smelly supporters

>>149918574
nobody ever said they couldn't score goals

As a lifelong liversissy I admit that seeing United back has caused me to piss myself uncontrollably

What the fuck is this? How did Milan only have 3 shots vs 29? Arsenal had 5 fucking youth grads on including a 15 year old and fucking Kepa. Shocking. Where is the Milan of old that'd batter these shitters? Where is Dida, Maldini, Costacurta, Barsei, Desailly, Leonardo, Boban, Kluivert, Papin, Ronaldo, Ziege, Weah etc?

>>149919094
they all retired years ago mate

>>149919032
don’t forget the worst of them all, the Irish.

>>149919094
hernandez is gone now too, only Leao now, really

>>149919110
I try to forget

>>149919093
Haven't been keeping up with transfers. United are back, you say? Have they made 15 transfers?

>>149919094
the entire league is washed, mate. even Inter Milan only have a bunch of retirement home nobodies for the most part. it's sad

>>149918568
TRVKE people aren’t ready to hear this

We fucking won, Liversissy. It's OVER for you

>>149919151
They're signing all the player worth while this shit clubs (Liverpool, Arsenal, etc..) pick up the scraps for MASSIVE fees...

IT'S NOT FAIR!! THEY ALREADY RUINED MY CHILDHOOD!!!

Anyone know the return policy for books at the Anfield Library? Got a few overdue, la's.

>>149919201
oh livertroon you are pissing yourself so hard right now

>>149919159
We are rather handsome.

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>>149919258
anyone know what this refers to and if it includes a trophy?

>>149918717
>>30.3M in pure profit next summer
implying Barca will be able to pay that lol
You should be happy if they manage to register him. They can't even register their new goalkeeper right now

>>149919222
My tiny scouse willy is leaking in fear

>El Shaarawy is still only 27

bit of a low key announcement lads

>>149919349
Even his actual age is baffling. How the fuck is he still only 32?

Oh no guys the bully is here!!!!! I'm telling the mods!!!!

>>149919387
Shit player

>New Liverpool signing Hugo Ekitike is a boyhood Manchester United fan who made derogatory comments about Mo Salah on his Twitter account several years ago

>@_pauljoyce Hugo Ekitike snubbed late interest from Manchester United to become Arne Slot’s latest recruit.

ManchestSNUB USNUBSNUB

>>149919536
Based. Can't wait for him to score a cheeky own goal at Old Trafford.

>>149919387
He has a weirdly shaped head, pure bulbous thumb head.

>Liversissies at full power getting bullied by UnitedChads at their weakest.

OH HO HO

>>149919536
>Liverpool has so much pull that they're converting United fans into begging to join them
lads how do we stop them? They're too powerful.

Can’t wait for /epl/

>>149919536
Livercucks taking Uniteds sloppy seconds

>>149919635
I too am eager to see Man United win the league with ease

>>149919666
Gotta dust off the VHS tapes for that m8

Ekitike doesn't look like a 95m player. Marmoush had a better season in the same team and went for cheaper. 'Le pacy black guy' strikes again.

>>149919732
Liverpool get mugged off everywhere they go mate. Their "pull" is 400K a week.

>>149919732
a players price is more than just stats its lots of things like how many years left on their contract and if they have a replacement and if the club needs the money and their age and 100 other things

@_pauljoyce: Hugo Ekitike snubbed late interest from Manchester United to become Arne Slot’s latest recruit

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THAT IS A CONFIRMED SNUB

>>149919762
No matter which way you twist it he's not a 95m player

Sources in coming in now saying Liverpool paid WAY more than anyone else was willing to.

>>149919835
Kek what little cuck bitches

>>149919762
Don't forget the main factor: if Liverpool are buying them

>>149918979
Don't gamble, it's not for you.
>>149919060
Ha, fair enough

>>149919835
Not for the first time. Not even for the first time this window. Grim little club.

>>149920127
The gimps think this is "pull" ahhaha

>>149919835
Yeah, their "power move" over Newcastle was to bid £20m more than them and offer him 270k a week

>>149919835
Because Ekitike was their last option, no?

Rate how good these signings will be in their debut season out of 10
>Wirtz
>Kerkez
>Frimpong
>Mamardashvili
>Ekitike
>Guehi
>Rodrygo
>Fofana

>>149920139

>>149919835
>>149920127
>>149920204
Damn, you lads are making Liverpool sound scary. You mean to tell me that even the players who DONT want to join Liverpool end up joining them anyway? God the league is in trouble if they're THIS powerful and nobody can stop them!

>>149920313
Bad news Pearce already said Rodrygo ain't signing for the reds

>>149920248
I think everybody else had snubbed them

>>149920313
Grim.

>>149920314
My exact reaction

>>149920313
Wirtz 3/10
Kerkez 6/10
Frimpong 0/10
Mamarwhatever 3/10
Ekitike 0/10
Rodri-no

Liverpool finish 5th

Kostas Tsimikas has a new tattoo on his hand honoring Diogo Jota

>>149918661
christmas period is going to be extra tough this year with AFCON on

I don't know where else to ask this, if mods need to remove it I understand.

I'm American. I got into football about 10 years ago. I supported a major team, mostly because they were/are frequently on TV. Went to a match in the UK a while back, bought a jersey, learned the players. I get to visit the UK again and I find myself not really caring about the same team and wanting to adopt a new team. The management and team culture of the original team is trash and I found myself last season hoping they lost some games. Is it frowned upon to switch allegiances or to be a fan of the bunch of teams? . I have found myself getting increasingly into the sport over the years, as American sports have way too many commercials. I really just like the sport, but I notice to even buy tickets to a PL match you need to buy a membership. With American sports, I've always been a fan of my local teams, but it feels different when the sport is in another country. Guess I'm just curious for some thoughts

>>149921175
just be a based glory hunter and don't listen to these "support your shit local team" fools

>>149921175
Just be an ABU
Then you can enjoy /MUG/ after glorious /MUG/

Can someone explain to me, without memeing, why Barca would want Rashford even on loan?
He is absolute hot garbage. Even at his best he is not up to Barca standards.
His attitude stinks, it's not a matter of if but when he starts behaving badly again, whether partying, or being lazy in training/matches, and causing problems in the locker room.
Legit, what are they fucking smoking?

>>149921175
Honestly, sport can be more fun if you don't have a horse in the race. Enjoy the matches, avoid the agony, hate on all sides and players when they deserve to be hated. Live the comfy life.
>>149921290
this too lol

UNITED ARE BACK

>>149921175
SQUEALING

>>149921488
kek based

>>149921429
Because he monke

>>149921429
>His attitude stinks, it's not a matter of if but when he starts behaving badly again
he'll behave so he can go to the world cup

I've got a really goodfooty related joke if anyone wants it

>>149921429
As a United customer, Rashford is very frustrating and I'm glad he's gone but he CAN show flashes of world-class quality

I guess Barca are hoping that Rashford will be rejuvenated now that he's playing somewhere he actually wants to be, in which case he'd be a steal at £30m

I think it'll go similar to the Villa loan spell though, he'll look good in flashes but be fairly inconsistent, and they won't take the option to buy him

The only thing I've ever seen Rashford do is sprint at full pelt into the box and either lose possession or put it wide

>>149918661
I thought Mbeumo was way taller than that

>>149920904
IF theyre lucky

>>149921469
WE NEVER LEFT

>>149918661
The lads

>>149921942
i'm listening....

>>149922229
Manchester United Football Club

>>149922276

>>149921429
It seems like they’re hoping to recreate that season where he scored 30 goals as a winger in all comps. But I can’t ever see that happening again and don’t understand why they are stupid enough to think it could. Baffling decision from Barca honestly, but maybe they’ll prove us all wrong. I suppose Lel liga is a weaker league and he might just dominate and score loads again.

>>149918551 (OP)
FUCK YOU SHITTY OP

>>149922727
Liversissy seething

>>149922844
im boiling over

>>149921942
>goodfooty
I've had enough compound words in this thread

>>149918877
Soul

>>149922276
WTF not funny

>>149922873
Shut up fatnigger

>>149923062
we don't sign our posts here

>>149923066

>>149923122
RIP Jota

Fresh off years of defending a rapist, they're now nonces

Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea are all owned by Americans and are in a full on arms race whilst the Arab oil clubs are doing mostly nothing. What do they know?

>Former Premier League defender George Baldock died in an accident in his swimming pool in Greece, an inquest has found.

>The 31-year-old was found dead at his home in Glyfada, southern Athens, on 9 October 2024.

>A post-mortem examination found no drugs or alcohol in his system.

>The inquest into Baldock's death at Milton Keynes Coroner's Court on Wednesday confirmed his cause of death as drowning and senior coroner Tom Osborne concluded it was an accident.

>The Buckinghamshire-born Greece international had joined Panathinaikos in May 2024 after seven years with Sheffield United.

>He had previously made more than 100 appearances for MK Dons between 2009 and 2017.

>A post-mortem examination also found he had a very large heart "that would have meant he was susceptible to heart arrhythmias".

>>149923373
>whilst the Arab oil clubs are doing mostly nothing
City have signed like 12 players this year. haven't they? And Newcastle keeps desperately trying for what it's worth.

>>149923993
> George Baldcock

>>149923373
Oil brothers stick together. Red cartel stay losing.

Which Premier League will next have a Balon D'or winner?

>>149925967
Whoever buys a high profile Spanish shitter

>>149925967
>Which Premier League
well when you base your question that one, i would have to say eventually the premier league will have a balloon door winner. if i had to guess, it would be a club that competes within the premier league

>>149926552
that way* not that one whoops!
typo hehe

>>149926564
>minor typo
Game over. Point completely invalidated.

>>149926610
yeah shot myself in the foot with that one. unfortunate!

Hugo Ekitike will wear 54 as a temporary squad number while on pre-season tour with Liverpool.

>refuse to be bullied and pay Brentfords original fee for Mbuemo
>wait six weeks, miss out on multiple othe players
>pay more than Brentford asked for
I thought >we were done paying the """""United tax"""""

>>149923993
Michael Barrymore strikes again

>>149922336
>>149921429
Fucking retards. Look at Barca squad, they pretty much only have Torres as rotation option for forward. Rashford can cover all front three, he will start against Getafe and the likes. And if he does great, he will be main left winger then Raphinha will play as 10 like Flick wanted.

You talk like he has always been shit, when last season where he underperformed he still had more G/A than Nico Williams.

>snubchester united

>>149927251
Kek

BASEDchester united are back and I think we have a problem liverpoopbros…

>>149923373
pep in his last season so they probably won’t have a busy window
and shitecastle can’t attract any of the players they want. they’ll end up buying more uncapped England players most likely

>>149918574
Which is pretty bad since Spurs was all attacking football while Arsenal struggled to create enough chances.

>Whatever he does, I'm sure it'll provide some people an intermittent distraction for their rage between smashing up alleged asylum seeker hotels.
>Wonder if people would like him more if he didn’t have multiple Rolls Royce’s and wore diamond chains. Not sure if anyone’s seen the talksport clip where the presenter says Rashford doesn’t deserve those cars and they’re reserved for people like ‘Elton John’ and proper superstars. Doesn’t take a genius to work out what he’s suggesting, feel like it’s the mentality of a lot of people in here.
The RedCafe lads reckon if you don't like Rashford you're racist

>>149928005
that is the reason /sp/ doesn't like rashford though

Rashford 2 hours after landing in Spain

Isak hasn't travelled for the pre season tour

>>149928082
Indy 2 hours ago btw

>>149928082
So the United rumours were true after all...

>>149928085
He wants to be Gyokeres so bad.

>>149928085
kys indy

>>149928082
The miserly scots (geordies) get what they deserve, he was willing to sign a new deal last year but they wouldn't pay him what hes worth and lied to him and his agent about a new deal

>isak is available but you've already spent big on eketiktok

>>149928077
Mad how all the porn lasses said she fucked dogs and now she's braindead

BOW DOWN
BOW DOWN TO THE KINGS

>>149928158
Bet it was full of migrants haha

>>149928082
The ABL seethe when Isak signs will be legendary

>>149928158
Britannia Hotel

>>149928141
Not sure I would have offered a new deal either when he had 4 years left tbqphwy

>>149928082
Why are all the replies United customers thinking he will sign for them?

>>149928201
Funny how that contract is being completely ignored.

KEK WHAT A KWAB

>>149928219
They will be at Newcastle, Liverpool have them away 2nd game kek

>>149928158
Pre-Covid article as well: https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/champions-league-superclubs-liverpool-man-utd-barcelona-real-madrid-a9330431.html

>“Football history suggests fans like big teams winning,” the official continued, to the group of business people and media figures present. “A certain amount of unpredictability is good, but a more democratic league would be bad for business.”

>>149928185
>signs
>spends the season swapping out with Kekitike
>one of them goes on loan to Deportivo La Bankruptia next summer

>>149928241
Nunez, Diaz and Chiesa are all leaving

>>149928234
Based, nobody wants shitters in half empty stadiums with no identity winning stuff

>>149921429
Honestly I think they’re expecting Yamal to pull an Ansu Fati. All the hype goes to his head so he stops trying, gets injured and then essentially becomes a ghost.

>>149928257
>nobody wants shitters in half empty stadiums with no identity winning stuff
But that describes Man City

>>149921429
Rashford is good, united is just a literal career graveyard for players

It sucks the joy and talent out of players

Can Barca even register Rashford or do they have to activate some more levers

>>149928312
Yes, he costs them nothing

Any update on the

Rashford £40m
Garnacho £80m
Mainoo £80m
Antony £45m
Sancho £40m

Situation?

United customers were VERY sure theyd get these fees earlier this summer

>In the latest cost cutting drive at Old Trafford, Manchester United are now bringing "pre-packed" lunches on their pre season tour rather than hiring local chefs to create fresh meals

>>149928351
Bruno and the lads sitting down in a circle and getting their Dairylea Lunchables from their Thomas The Tank boxes.

>>149928332
Turns out telling the world that they're shitters and the manager doesn't rate them isn't good for negotiations.

As funny as it is to wind up the Geordies, this narrative the Scousers have created where Isak has to be sold to them because the Toons were banging on about treating TAA fairly is so bizarre and a typical Scouse fabrication.

A few weeks ago I was looking forward to the new season, but it seems mentally close now. EFL kicks off NEXT WEEKEND and it feels like last season hasn't properly finished.

>>149928392
>>149928442
an attitude aided and abetted by one Eddie Howe
>>149928437
yeah it does feel like it's looped around quickly
Club World Cup I think adds to that sense

>Callum Wilson: West Ham in talks with ex-Newcastle striker
Definitely dark horses to go down. Their squad looks fucking awful right now.

>>149928442
just how shameless are scousers lol

>>149928495
think it's a pisstake lad

>Son giving up and going MLS
Sad!

>>149928442
The oft-spotted smarmy Scouse cunt

>>149928511
He looked like he had visibly declined but I figured he still had a season or two left in him in maybe Italy or Turkey.

>we booed our greatest ever player during a match therefore everyone must sell their players to us

>greatest ever player

>>149928547
He'd probably dominate though, the quality of the MLS seems to be getting worse. I watch Messi's goals every now and then and they practically walk the ball into the goal.

Fuck the sky 6 man. Also fuck sports “journalists” that just shout into echo chambers for clicks and sales. How the fuck do you build anything competitive when those at the top pull up the financial ladder and then use their position and influence to manipulate the market and disrupt any team below them?

Sick of it man. I never wanted us to ‘buy’ success but I don’t see how you climb in the current football climate without sketchy economics.

Absolute credit to Eddie and the current team for the few years they’ve managed to give us.

Online Safety Bill comes into effect tomorrow. No more 4chan for you guys eh.

>>149928654
Good

>>149928632
Yeah I've been browsing r/NUFC too this morning la

>>149928442
Based Ngolo being a voice of reason

who knew the troons were so selfish

>>149928654
well with 4chan being the black hole of communication from its owners we dont know this yet

>>149928254
Completely forgot Chiesa even played for Liverpool. Guy should’ve never left Florence

One Isak please

>>149928437
>>149928471
Proper non league begins tomorrow

>>149928312
Seems there isn't any monthly loan fee, only the optional buy clause.

>>149928312
They had the money to potentially buy and pay the wages for Nico Williams, so considering there's no sale fee Rashford should be cheaper to deal with even at the same salary they had budgeted for Nico.

INDY BOMBAAAAAAAAA

>>149923993
Grim

>>149928082
>>149928219
Denial stage is over, now it's anger

>>149928219
newcastle valued him at 30m that's why. only liverpool thought he was a 100m player

>>149928996
I love the complete lack of self awareness in posts like that one.

I guess it's fine when Newcastle use their financial power to buy up players (like Isak btw) from smaller clubs, but when somebody does it to them? Noooo it's not fair, how can we compete

>steamroll the league without spending anything
>spend for the first time in years
>noo you're ruining football!!
ABLs absolutely terrified of what's to come

>>149928442
Tired of dumb cunts thinking the North is all wet.
Newcastle has much nicer weather than Liverpool.

Salad will get less than 10 goals this season btw

>>149929133
Newcastle is significantly colder than Liverpool/Manchester and also very detached from the rest of England to the point where it's easier to get to Edinburgh/Glasgow

>>149929039
Think his point is why even bother trying to break through.

>>149929178
>14 degrees

practically Mediterranean you lucky bastards

LOL

>>149929252
they have though

If liverpool get isak, this league is cooked

>>149929281
womens football dont count there sailor

>>149929281
>le womens CL

kys simp

they've won the cup winners' cup which is a european trophy

>i'm a zoomer and that's not a real trophy
and the same logic can be applied to tottenham's uefa cup win who richarlison plays for so the joke makes no sense

>>149929039
For me it's been Sky desperately trying to get him to join one of their clubs for the last 2 years

>>149929133
VGH...the North West...

>>149929336
Wouldn't the Europa League count?

>>149929336
>the same logic can be applied to tottenham's uefa cup win who richarlison plays for so the joke makes no sense

what

>>149929366
the same logic can be applied to tottenham's uefa cup win who richarlison plays for so the joke makes no sense

>>149929398
Richarlison won the Europa League 2 months ago lad

>>149929417
and if it counts as a european trophy then so does the cup winners cup.

>>149929435
If it was before 1992 it doesn't count

>>149929435
well one is defunct and the other isnt, seems like a pretty important difference

>>149929312
>>149929301
Arsenal has won a Cup Winners' Cup

Nevermind I didn't realize it had already been posted.

>Isak has handed in a transfer request
That. Liverpool. Feel.

>>149929454
It was in '94 so I guess it does count, then.

The Asian preseason tour is here and the new kit launch is just around the corner. Rumours of a special KanoKari collaboration with Kodansha in Japan. The cute azn girls in LFC gear psyop is working as intended.

>>149929336
Ah yes the Cup Winners Cup, won by such giants as Sampdoria, Slovan Bratislava, 1. FC Magdeburg and Mechelen

>>149929470
>seems like a pretty important difference
it's as important as the colour of the trophy you get for winning it, i.e. not important at all.

Why would Liverpool want a player who is selfishly refusing to go on a pre-season tour and handing in a transfer request?
Gerrard did that and got bullets in the post.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14936385/Alexander-Isak-tells-Newcastle-wants-explore-transfer-Liverpool.html
It's happening...

>>149929559
sounds like european giants to me m8

Secret agent Eddie X, no that's too obvious - let's call him X Howe, has done a great job

as much as i hate liverpool what did geordies expect, loyalty from an eritrean mercenary? kek

Wonder if the gameplan come second match of the season is to get Joelinton to break Isak's ankles

Swap deal Ekitike for Isak.

Liverpool will swap Endo for Isak and Sandcastle will have to toss in £50m as well

>>149929607
Where's the Geordie poster who was telling me last week he didn't want to leave

Geordie Bastard you here pal?

>>149929720
Yeah
He's staying

Who is the NICEST player in the league?

>>149929743
Some Liverpool FC wanker I'm sure

So are we stll pretending Indy doesn't have sources? Absolutely blew the fuck out of that Geordie mong Luke Edwards and was 100% right

>>149929743
Alexander Isak

>NOOOO HE DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE NOOO HAWAYY MAN

I guess becoming a mouthpiece for Saudi Arabia rots your brain

>>149929780
he copied this an hour after it was posted by a reputable journo

>>149929521
Just like how Arsenal's 'golden' league trophy isn't actually that special.

>>149929780
>Gets sent home because of speculation
>Mystery injury
>Training alone
>Deduces the player might leave
>WOW WHAT AN ORACLE
Out of all the shit gimmicks this one might be the worst

>>149929743
It used to be Jota

What is it going to take for the Geordies to start questioning Howe's loyalty

>>149929816
Proof?

>>149929796
he'll be seething

>>149929796
He's now a lolcow, first time he's been relevant in his career

Please go abroad.

>>149928219

>>149926564
muphry's law

do they actually believe this?

>Told Geordies to give us Isak or we'd take Ekitike
>They didn't listen
>Now we take both

Indy wins again

Liverpool I can handle just fine but Liverpool with Isak is like a chimp with a machine gun.

Isak to Liverpool still isn't on. Not until Diaz and Darwin are sold. Indy is wrong, as per.

he's made of glass anyway it will be better to get the money early and reinvest

>>149929919
Geordies reaching bargaining stage

this summer of Indy has been incredible

>spend 300m on one position
The people's club

>>149929940
their youth academy is useless 2bf, trent and gerrard in the last 25 years

Then why sign Ekitike?

>>149929952
why not?

>>149929952
Because their starting striker fucking died mate

>>149929952
Diaz, nunez and chiesa are going. Jota died

>>149929952
kerkez and bradley will provide width and ekitike will play off the left but with a fluid front 4

>>149928898
Our Queen and King!

The Liverpool greed knows no bounds

chelsea gazumping incoming

Do you think he will apologise?

I've watched Isak his whole career and he's very much a confidence player. That's why he always had up and down seasons. When you need the backing of fans to give you confidence so you can perform to your best then Liverpool is unarguably the worst possible club to go to. Go through a single rough patch and bullets start being left on your front wall.

>>149929952
Because Salah is leaving in 2 years and his goals need to be replaced. Isak can score right away, you let Ekitike get acclimatised then when Salah leaves you have Isak/Wirtz/Ekitike ready to go.

newcastle would be retarded to turn down £150m for isak with two years on his contract

ORNNNYYYYYY BOMBA

>>149930095
Salah is being replaced by Doak, new scottish legend

>>149930116
Maybe, but he'll get sold with a buyback clause similar to Quansah. Maybe they'll both get bought back in 2 years.

We can hear them crying on the Tyne
Alex isak wanted merseyside
One chat with Arne slot and he said wow
Fuck off geordies im a kopite now
Nananananana

>>149930116
Doak being loaned out to one of the newcomers in the league this year. Liverpool want him to get more PL experience but know they can't offer it to him because Mo Salah is Mo Salah.

>>149930130
This post just made me want Chiesa to stay even more

>mfw the fee is £60m+Nunez

>>149930137
Yeah it sucks, he is legit the position where mo is, I don't think doak is bad, infact I think he will be one of the best players in the league when he starts, but it's hard to replace salah for him
>>149930125
Most likely, seems good imo

>>149930151
Nunez would be great for Newcastle. No deal. I want them to suffer.

@David_Ornstein: Alexander Isak wants to leave Newcastle.

His absence from the club's tour to Asia was a preference of the striker

@mhardysport: Alexander Isak turned down a new contract offer from Newcastle, who were prepared to go to about £200k per week.

The striker wanted closer to £300k but any higher would create problems with PSR rules as well as creating dressing-room disharmony

@mhardysport: A move to Liverpool is more likely than a move to Saudi Arabia for Alexander Isak.

It is thought the striker wants to keep playing top level football at this stage of his career

>>149930175
You sound warped

>>149930183
so they shelled out 100m for a literally who now have to spend another 150m on isak?

>>149930195
250m on two shitters that will flop

Why do people form connections to these mercenary blacks you know what's going to happen

>>149921429
True, he'll be loaned out to AC Milan next season

>>149930183
Don't have much sympathy if they're only going to 200k
You can't have the most in demand striker, PL and CL football, and still offer below the market rate

Dear oh dear, ABLs are NOT taking this news well AT ALL!

>>149930193
I am twisted fricken psychopaff

could have made some nice coin had you bet this last week

>>149930226
Sure you are. Sad twat.

>>149930183
Wild that you're going to value a player with 2 years left on his contract at 150 mil but refuse to pay 15.6 mil a year to keep him.

>>149930238
3 years

>>149930226
>>149930233
we don't sign our posts here

>>149930151
They might actually be forced to do that. There's so few decent strikers about.
>Mfw Nunez for Newcastle scores more than Isak for the reds.

Mad bants when City get back to normal and win the league by 20 points

>YOURE WORTH ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION POUNDS MATE WE WONT SELL YOU FOR A PENNY LESS THAN YOUR WORTH
>300k a week? No mate don't be greedy, you're worth as much as Matt Targett
And they're surprised he wants out

>>149930233
Don't mess with me I'm crazy

Luke Edwards:

>Newcastle United position remains the same. They continue to insist today that Alexander Isak is not for sale and will be not be leaving this summer. But they potentially have an unhappy player on their hands. Will take all Eddie Howe’s powers to get his head right before the start of the season

>>149930254
I don't think Matt Targett is on Isak's wages.

Liverpool are going to play a 4-4-2 with Ekitike and Isak? With macalister and salah in mid? Jesus christ

>>149930275
2 hours ago Luke Edwards was shilling that he didnt travel due to injury, he knows fuck all

>>149930275
You're right, Targett is on ~100k a week
Still crazy money for him

>>149930288
He has always been a shit journo regarding Newcastle. Even before this saga.

>>149930301
wew

Wirtz 100m
Kerkez 45m
Mamardashvilli 25m
Frimpong 35m
Isak 130m
Ekitike 69m
Fofana 30m
Cresswell 15m
469m

Kelleher 12m
Tsimikas 15m
Quansah 30m
Diaz 70m
Nunez 60m
Chiesa 20m
Trent 10m
Morton 15m
Doak 25m
252m

£217m net spend. Insane business from the reds.

what say you now qpr neutral? What say you now

>>149930327
>Diaz 70m
>Nunez 60m
>Chiesa 20m
>Morton 15m
>Doak 25m
lol

>>149930339
>going to sell

???????? How is this team fair on paper

Eddie Howe has bent Sandcastle over

>>149930341
Diaz to Bayern
Nunez to Saudi
Chiesa to Italy
Morton to West Ham
Doak to Palace
I didn't even include the 45m for Elliot. That makes the net spend £172m lmao

ABLs dread it and run from it. But destiny still arrives

>>149930367
Midfield balance like Troy Deeney's Team of the Week

>>149930367
>Gravenberch RM in a 4-4-2 with no Salah in the team
Lad, what the fuck is this?

>>149930367
I'm going to need you to remove the editing tools, put a proper title on the thing, and as a .after of personal preference reverse the whole thing so the keeper is at the bottom

>>149930388
Salah is injured...

>>149930367
Lmao this team doesn't even have salah or gakpo either

>>149930401
Is the team that good even without them?

>>149930327
>fofana
Which one? The ex-Leicester and Chelsea crock?

>>149930423
Lyon winger. He'll be Chiesa's replacement.

Liverpool could have manor solomon split the team in two and both would make finish top 4. Astounding

Yes Isak and Ekitike will be playing together, however, the contract reads Liverpool FC

>>149930367
Salah?
Surely that would be a 442 diamond arranged like this
Berch
szob mac
Wirtz

typical liverpool buying the league

Flashback to people making World XIs with Kaka and Ronaldinho playing central midfield in a 4-4-2

Newcastle front 3
Wissa-Calvert Lewin-Sancho

Liverpool tapped up Isak

>Liverpool first team

Alisson
Frimpong - Konate - VVD - Kerkez
Salah - Gravenberch - Wirtz - Gakpo
Isak - Ekitike

>Liverpool second team

Mamardashvilli
Bradley - Gomez - Guehi - Robertson
Endo - MacAllister
Szoboslai
Elliot - Nunez - Diaz

>>149930459
Kaka, what a fucking beast. Still the player I think of first when people talk about GOATs. Made such an impression on me as a young'n

>>149930486
yeah they are a scummy club and I hope they bankrupt themselves

>>149930490
>Guehi

cant believe geordie mongs really thought theyd have isak and ekitike

>>149930447
kek

Ekitike + tip and everybody goes home happy right Geordies?

>win
>lose on penalties
pardon me?

>>149930506
>>149930520
Support your local club.

>>149930528
They play a pre-determined round of penalties for some of these pre-season matches, I don't understand why

>>149918551 (OP)
Absolute dog ass squad

>>149930528
Arsenal won and still found a way to finish 2nd

>>149930546
Final score is at full time no matter what matey
A 0-0 decided on penalties is still 0-0
Basic football

>United customers on redcafe making line ups with Isak, Cunha and Mbeumo

Geordie Bastard is going to be like a bull in a China shop when he finally gets in here. He's probably busy signing on.
But he will NOT go after Scousers nor PIF/Eduardo Howe out of his usual cowardice and he WILL blame everyone else under the sun.

>>149930537
>t. Arsenal supporter Ahmed Obongo-Wigglesworth from Suffolk

Hogan has spoken brother HH

Would be funny if Todd bought Isak

newcastle deserve this for how they all gloated over liverpool being bad for 'booing' taa (which didn't even happen)

seriously though if pool sign ekitike and isak everybody is going to kick off about PSR

>>149930575
You bandwagon a club from a country you despise.

>>149930599
Has he had Eritrean cock yet?

>>149930602
Liverpool and its' customers have never before been obsessed with the financials so why would it start now???

>>149930490
>Robertson
Thought he was off to Spain?

>>149930611
you live in a country you despise

>>149930616
what do you mean
they cry about city every day

>>149930599
Ha that's actually what's going to happen isn't it

>>149930602
>everybody is going to kick off because Liverpool are spending no more than what they can afford

>>149930601
Newcastle deserve this for being a Saudi oil diversification puppet.

Reports Geordie Bastard has just smashed up the local Greggs and stolen 4 vegan sausage rolls

>>149930622
And you love Ireland do you? That's why you bandwagon.

>>149930638
116m on wirtz
150m on isak
90m on ekitike
40m on kerkez
35m on frimpong

their only outgoing are 12m for keleher and 30m for quansha

>>149930670
And?

>>149930670
Yeah but remember Arsenal's transfer window 12 years ago

>>149930670
pretty sure they made outlays expecting to sell nunes and diaz. Beyond that, transfer fees can be financed and are amortized. People don't really think about wages enough and just focus on fees because number big.

I'm going to expect some apologies when Isak remains at Newcastle

>>149930670
>Last season saw Liverpool collect £175m in prize money for winning the Premier League, and their return to the Champions League was worth around £84m

I reckon he would've been arsenal bound. He won't leave Newcastle

>>149930733
so why do you have a problem when clubs like city spend money then?

who will newcastle end up with, wissa? or does he go spurs

>>149930645
All foreign ownership is bad.

>>149930739
They're embarrassingly linking themselves to Sesko
To fix Newcastle you need to get rid of that manager but the Geordies do not want to hear it

>>149930754
To actuary fix Newcastle you would need to sever ties with the Saudis

>>149930743
>t. Arsenal supporter Ahmed Obongo-Wigglesworth from Suffolk

it sounds crazy but i can see liverpool's vision with isak & ekitike

you see, both are tall and lanky,
it seems like they want their attackers to be very physical considering most of epl's defenders are giants right now

>>149930774
That's Arsenal who are owned by Americans. Not very smart, are you?

>>149930738
Hmmm...I wonder why Manchester City are battling 115+ charges if they're only spending what they earn

>>149930794
He cannot think beyond Arsenal

>>149930794
smarter than you Ahmed from Suffolk

Saudis will arrange a nice deal for him to stay at Newcastle

>>149930795
city have won 6 premier leagues and the CL recently and have made a lot of money at the club world cup
so you should have no problem with them spending just as much as liverpool do

>>149930804
You are actually seething because I think all foreign ownership is a cancer for the game, and your bandwagoned foreign club of choice is owned by a group of different foreigners.

>>149927823
My scouse neighbour killed himself last night after hearing United are back...

>>149930836
You're seething because I exposed the fact that you're a hypocritical brown lad called Ahmed from Suffolk who doesn't support his local club

>>149930367
>442 in 2025
Gonna get bum raped by City

>Gyökeres scored more goals than Isak and Ekitike combined last season

>>149930892
>you're a hypocritical brown lad called Ahmed from Suffolk who doesn't support his local club
lol couldn't be any further from the truth

but keep on getting upset when you are rightly called out for being no better than your imaginary "Ahmed from Suffolk" boogeyman

Liverpool spending all this money and not winning the league

>>149930949
Another trophy for Arsenal

>>149930738
>>149930826

>>149930949
it could be happening if their manager isn't such a massive defender-sexual

literally all parts of arsenal are happy about gyokeres transfer except sharteta himself

>>149930976
What does that have to do with Arsenal?

>>149931001
gyokeres? ya not sure why he brought up arsenal

>>149930949
Darwin Nunez scored more goals in 21/22 than Haaland or Kane did

Gyokeres scored 20 (twenty) penalties last season

>Al Hilal (Saudi) pay isak 150M transfer
>Saudi then loan him back to Newcastle
>Solve Newcastle's PSR & Newcastle still can play Isak
Just ask Grok
And they can't do this kind of scenario

>>149931053
is that real? surely not

>>149931035
Not combined

I scored more house league goals in the summer of 1991 for the red team than any player scored in the prem last year

>>149931068
>"hey Isak sign this Al-Hilal contract "
>"no"

>>149931068
Makes sense. Don't see why they couldn't do it. Scummy as fuck though.

Indy exclusive

I fucking love late transfer window drama!

Breaking: Boston Red Sox looking to sign Alexander Isak and assign him to Liverpool for conditioning

>>149931109
Poking fun at Geordie Bastard, look

us sunderchads are FEASTING rn

Liverpool about to establish their "pull" again by offering 160M + 400K a week in wages.

>>149931154
Sky Sports News will report it as 82m and 220k a week

>>149931101
They can't do that because both Al Hilal or any clubs under Saudi's Public Investment Funds & Newcastle are under the same "company"

The same reason why UEFA relegated Crystal Palace from Europa League to Conference League, because CP and Nottingham are under the same owner

>>149931109
instead of hob knobbing and running elbows with London's elite, our Indy instead eats his humble toastie and is right back to work

>>149931142
Based.

Is there a better young talent in England right now than Ryan Gravenberch? Struggling to think of any other youngsters on that level.

>>149931071
It's very real.
In fact, Darwin Nunez in 21/22 for Benfica had a significantly better non-penalty goals per 90 than Gyokeres this season, but you won't read that in the media

>>149931186
Yep. The media hates Liverpool FC

>>149931154
>>149931170
>Sky Sports News will report it as 82m and 220k a week
it's called currency

>>149931170
Even the twitter fags are mentioning this in the Sky comments kek

>>149931174
That's about playing in the same competitions. This is about trading players within the organisation. We see it all the time such as the city group of teams swapping players around.

Bayern new proposal for Luis Diaz, set to be sent soon as planned since last weekend.

Liverpool aware of player’s desire to leave the club and talks will continue to discuss details of the financial package with Bayern.
@romano

>>149931206
Displayed more sadness over Jota than Salah did and yet got dragged through the media because Liverpool want him gone. No wonder he wants out. Vile customerbase didn't defend him at all.

>>149931206
>player wants to leave liverpool for a bigger club

Many such cases.

>>149931225
>player wants to leave liverpool bench for a bigger club*

>Chelsea are one of the clubs closely monitoring Alexander Isak's situation [Miguel Delaney]
A GAZUMPING IN THE OFFING!!!

>>149931225
Just like Trent

>>149931218
not entirely true, there were several positive remarks about his purse

>>149931241
doesnt really make sense does it after buying jaoa however you spell it and the ipswich lad

>>149931241
£150m amortized over 10 years. Just what Newcastle need to solve their PSR issues

if Chelsea do hijack this deal then we're going to be bored by a certain tricolour poster about Eden Hazard

Chelsea make the most sense for isak right now. The rest of the top 4 have sorted out their striker problem. Nobody thinks Pedro will be chelseas first choice.

Getting worried about GB, normally he gets furious even if you post about Newcastle in a positive manner. I hope he hasn't done anything stupid like toss himself into the Tyne

ah i see my favourite corporation has made a joke post on x.com time to screenshot it and post it on 4chan

>>149931274
>doesnt really make sense
So it will definitely happen

>>149931241
>150m
>wants 300k a week
>we already have our strikers sorted
>would ruin the squad building we've had this window
desu i'm good, isak is good but like he's not that good, like he isn't worth it, he isn't going to drastically change things right now if anything it might make things worse, joao pedro and delap are going to be quality this season, dont need anyone else

How are liverpool gonna afford the refs after spending all their money on shit players?

>>149930528
goal was offside btw

>>149931343
That's actually one of Screenshotmong's best [parasocial] mates, not just a faceless corporation

>>149931321
But he's already at Newcastle :)

Your Gyoklunds, your Gyokakus and your Gyokunkus

Chelsea buy Isak for £170m spread over 15 years
Liverpool buy Jackson from Chelsea for (fee reporting wildly varies)
Who says no?

>>149930528
maybe they should have penalties in all league games. 3 points for the win, 1 point for a draw and 0.5 point for winning the penalty shootout after the game

>>149931321
Why is a "pizza" chain weighing in on this

>>149931360
still got some Coutinho money squirreled away

>>149931396
could say the same about you sven

>>149931414
JF in the mud!

Is he the GOAT owner?

Why are other clubs spending? Why can't they just allow Arsenal to win the league? It's not fair!

>>149931429
>wastes 300m to make his club shittier

Reminder that Liverpool's peak was when he was a penny pincher

>>149931441
Wasn't aware he was the owner during the 80s.

>>149918673
Black street boys

Alexander Isak told Newcastle he wants £300k-per-week, as revealed on @talkSPORT last week. Not a number Newcastle can match.

Swedish striker’s preference is to leave and Newcastle are exploring other attackers in case a suitable offer arrives, and despite the club’s consistent non-for-sale stance.

Leipzig’s Loïs Openda and Brentford’s Yoane Wissa two names targeted. Brentford seeking £40m+ for Wissa. Newcastle preparing a new bid north of £30m.
@alex_crook

Welcome to PSG

>>149931371
yeah so will he go to saudi or sign for a big club

>>149931479
Liverpool can easily match that, they broke their wage structure for Salah (who didn't bother attending Jota's funeral nor any later service for his death) and Virgin.

Salah nearly broke assist record with the Chuckle Hermanos upfront last year, hes gonna kill it this year

With the way Isak is being talked about, you'd think he'd be a 30 goal striker.

>150m
>injury prone
>never hit 25 league goals in career

Isak to Chelsea makes a lot of sense. Howe will push for a Liverpool move though.

>>149931522
>>149931525
Love watching the stages of grief and cope in real time

>The mood in the Newcastle camp can only be described as 'panic'. Sources feel the management underestimated Isak's desire to leave and have left themselves with no immediately actionable replacement plans after Liverpool commandeered the Ekitike deal
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

>>149931545
>makes a lot of sense
cuz he's black?

>>149931569
who is their backup to isak at the moment?

Reminder Chris Wood only scored 3 less goals than Isak in the league last season.

>>149931569
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>149931569
Liverpool literally warned them with the Ekitike stuff

>>149931569
Maybe if they give a discount on Isak we can loan them Ekitike for a season

>>149931588
Fewer, mong Northerner

>>149931579
William Osula. On the market, their current panic-buy target is Nicolas Jackson

>>149931569
kek they would KILL for players like Mbeumo and Cunha AND they have Champions League. hilarious.

Havertz + 50m for isak is a fair deal

>£300k a week to stay in poocastle
>will come to the reds for £190k

>>149931644
Eddie will block any move apart from one to Liverpool

>>149931657
Ed the Red

>>149931657
Reddie Howe(many of my players would you like?)

>>149931646
How does he do it? Why can he recruit so much better than Herr Kloppo? Is it just his slimy lowlander salesman genes?

>>149931466
The owner in the 80's was even better, zoomer.

https://x.com/thecultraspod/status/1948355031608000819?s=19

Anybody remember Saudi Arabia paying Geordie influencers and journalists journalists shill holidays to Saudi after they won the league cup.

>>149931679
Klopp was just too loyal. Wouldn't sell players when they were worth money and therefore couldn't generate the funds to purchase good players. Diaz is being sold for £80m, Quansah was sold for £35m, Elliott is being sold for £40m, Darwin might be going for £50m, so on and so forth.

>>149931679
Klopp was a fucking retard in the market (wanted Gotze over Mane, Brandt over Salah, Nunez). They didn't trust him

Slot has little say in the transfers, they are explicit he is head coach not manager. It's hughes and edwards doing the transfers

>>149931479
>Not a number Newcastle can match.
Why not?

Man Utd's with a cheeky 50 million bid for Isak.
Then when it gets refused, they'll come back with 55 mil.

If Liverpool do buy Isak what will be left from Coutinho's money?

>aye pal, stay. Well yes i did fuck off at the first opportunity, but still...

It's like Raoul Moat with the kfc bucket

>>149931724
Gotze, Brandt and Nunez were all shortlisted by the data nerds for Klopp to pick from. They weren't pure Klopp picks the way people think they were.

>>149931774
About £80m

I love when a plan comes together

>>149931800
Remember when this clown guided Newcastle to relegation as their manager?

>>149931767
PSR im guessing

>>149931846
So can arsenal

Sunderland have had a better transfer window than Newcastle and this should (it won't) motivate the Geordies to kick Eddie Howe out

>>149931879
Who asked?

>>149931896
Not Eddie's fault the club are a shambles behind the scenes since united stole their backroom staff

>>149931939
I did.

>>149931504
How many of your work colleagues funerals would you go to? Be honest

>>149931968
I remember a girl I'd known for 2 months once asked me if I would go to her funeral if she died and I said probably not and she started crying

Liverpools commercial revenue is expected to surpass united for the first time this year, they see an opportunity to solidify as the top dog in england and they're doing what they can to take it

>>149931238
The "best lw in pl" is now a bench player for liverpool

>>149931995
The best LW in the PL is Gakpo

>>149931174
Completely different topics and it's got nothing to do with Nottingham Forest, they were merely benefited indirectly by the shifting around of Crystal Palace.
One is financial fair play in the EPL, the other one is multi-club ownership regulations in UEFA competitions.
Crystal Palace used to have a minority shareholder in common with Olympic Lyon, and UEFA requires clubs with the same owner to have done some meaningless paperwork in order to ensure there's no unfair benefits due to having multiple clubs by the same owner in the same competition. They don't ensure anything and it's just bureaucracy for show but that's another matter.
The question would be whether the EPL has proper clauses in play that would forbid the trick the anon is pointing out, which I think they don't. That said, they'd have to convince the player in question that they super promise that they'll loan him back to play in the actual club they want to play at, as they surely couldn't make it part of the contract.

>>149932049
>>149932049
>>149932049
migrate

>>149931983
learn to read the room lad

>>149929499
>>149929736
It's grim as fuck, the big 6 is almost unbreakable with this dogshit PSR crap