heemvious:
>>149917394

Ilia is a spiritually Israeli fighter

DANA...FIFJY JEES BAYBEH

Which superfight would you rather see?

>Jones/Aspinall
>Makhachev/Topuria
>Makhachev/Shavkat
>Topuria/JDM
>Holloway/McGregor 2
>Chimaev/Jiri

shit thread

Goobys cock should be the one exception they make on blue boards

where's the topbong telling me when's the next top dog event?

First for Finland

bro tried to sneak shavkat in like we wouldn't notice

Ching chong

>>149920740
Mick Parkin vs Waldo Cortes-Acosta

>>149920740
Makhachev/Topuria

>>149920783
Gane winning basically crowns that faggot of Jones without even having him in the fight, it would literally kill the division

Gane aka "bon gamin" went life and death with everyone Aspinall heemed in lightspeed

I hear it like fööst fö finland. Yeah

>>149920817
That's just his style. Aspinall has shown that he can't handle the deep waters same way Gane can.

Tomala 'raped bitch' Asspainanal

Ciryl "Born Again" Gane

>>149920740
Gourmet chenchen vs Jerry would be cool but Jiri isn't moving down and Khamzat would be pretty undersized at lhw.

Being a decision merchant at HW is embarrassing

It's nice when we get an Uralic consensus on heem.gov

>>149920759
9th of August мoй дpyг
Not a big card but some fan favourites, khanov is the guy with the brutal overhand left into 1-2 shadow realm heem from years ago

Ciryl "Born A Gay" Gane

Racism is a form of foolishness

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Jones#Personal_life

>>149920825
Aspinall doesn't even get in the water

>>149920740
>chimaev/jiri
implying jiri wouldn't get subbed in the same amount of time it takes me to cum with a beautiful woman
>Topuria/JDM
kino, would donate my left testicle for this
>Holloway/McGregor 2
yuck no thanks
>Makhachev/Topuria
islam instantly subs
>Makhachev/Shavkat
common islam W

>>149920856
Told the side minge about Top Dawlg and she seemed excited the cat is a story that melts any heart

Tomala Cuckspinall. The Watcher of the HEW diivision

What race is Marcus Mcgee?

They should make the two lineal BMF champs fight for the welterweight title

>>149920856
Where do I dl/watch these random ass fights

>>149920835
Zatdaddy already beat the shit out of Jireddit when he was a welterweight

>>149920895
Falmer

>>149920905
They're on yewchewb and have more respect yeah

>>149920895
Human.

>>149920905
https://youtu.be/KCyx1IspfuA?si=6J5ksh_hRw7WvjIG
youtube you goof, they upload every fight
I post streams on the day that they're live as well

>>149920895
The fans

>>149920895
Yes

>>149920895
110% pure american

>>149920895
Gorgonite

>>149920890
You should show her/tell her about the dog in the box

Mick Parker

>>149920895
Wood elf

Gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck

be honest with my goiz, does whittaker get the W this weekend?

>>149921059
try reddit

>>149921026
This doo heeming some doos meng with his mouth

Weili's thighs are glistening pal!

>>149921078
Nah it's not as it sounds

Oooh Reddit Rob with the heem resistance after the new teeth

>>149921084
You literally have sex with male to female transsexuals, with a particular preference for African-Americans.

Homosexuals belong in hell

>>149921072
monitor

Im not that guy pal, trust me Im not that guy.

>>149920856
mein neger
>>149920890
what's the cat story

>>149921119
>new teeth
B…

>>149921059
It’s entirely possible

>>149921151
What

>>149921145
You are that gal thoughbeitever.

>>149920895
Human-American

>>149921148
It's The Top Dog. There he is

>>149920895
Nigger

>>149921174
he didn’t get any new teeth, they just removed them

>>149921059
He's winning b wanhunnerbecent, rdr will solidify himself as the paul craig of MW division nothing more than that

>>149921211
They gave him fake ones and they sorted out the underlying teeth infection he had for all these years

Are there any rules stating that I can't fill my body with titanium implants for extra heeming power

>>149921148
A fighter heemed his opponent and dedicated the heem to his cat that died fighting dogs in the streets

Can you scream "MMA" at an opponent's ear ?

Ramon from Monster Cocks is a batty man

say my name yt boi

>>149921326
heem everyone and everything

*starts losing*
*cashes in my free foul*

>>149921434
Bobby's adoptive father is white so I don't think he'd speak like that

>>149921460
ahahahah

>>149921470
heeminder that’s actually his coach who is only a few years older than him

>No specific rule singles out screaming, but it’s a gray area left to the referee’s discretion
You can get an easy RNC locked in if goddard is the ref

WE will be posting Jones' tweets when Gane brutally decisions Aspinall

>>149921444
This is the best heem of all time.

>>149920895
Apezilians will look like that next after all White Americans finish creampying your women

do you think when conor and azelia had sex he used the n word while sexing her vagina

https://streamable.com/k5a83d

>>149921444
This frightened me I fear

>>149921685
She fed him the line he used on Khabib

Who remembers when Gane's coach told him "it's impossible to lose" then Gane lost to show the world that nothing is impossible? I sure remember.

>>149921713

I got caught you got DOMINATED, we are not the same.

imagine if lopez trains gane right as a joke this time

>>149921713
Oh he's retarded now
https://youtu.be/XxCnrfWQTTk?feature=shared

You don't want this heat nigga back off

>>149921713
God i wish Bryce punked that satanist and KWABed the fighting nerds meme

Becawls thas tha part that thiggens it chin
>It thiggens it?
Thiggens it b

>>149920817
Gane: beat the two fighters that heemed Blaydes
Aspinall: 1-1 against Blaydes.
Yeah, I’m thinking levels.

Meng....

>>149921713
Kek. Based Bryce.

>You have to render the fat to give it...LE CRISPY SEAR??

Rory McDonald is skeeting in top tier puss and having kids

Oh I thought chu was speaking Arabic

>>149921859
Gane tanked that shit. Honestly his chin and recovery are underrated.

>>149921977
you have to be in the 95th percentile for IQ to accurately score a gane performance, that means 19/20 laymen will get it wrong

Gane just signed his own death warrant.

Tony Ferguson is in the best shape of his life right now and fully motivated/locked in hes going to finish the influencer boxer round 1

*heems*

If tony gets heemed by an influencer in front of 12 years old....

Uh guys
Dana just got confirmed to be in the Epstein files

>>149922204
Tony is on a whole other level from this guy its not possible for him to lose

yeah im thinkin tony heems this little fat poppy kid

>>149922275
He's gonna fucking murder him bro

T O N Y T I M E

O

N

Y


T

I

M

E

Talmbout Toney? Toni boy?

>>149922275
>Tony detractors are actually givong this fat spic a chance
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Tony by ground and pound in round 1

tony ferguson is known for his beautiful boxing

>Salt Papi

>>149922590
We talmbout Tonny.

Khabitch would've killed mazza to duck Salt Papi btw

>>149922769
Factuality.

>>149922703
What's tony's specialty, serious question, in his prime i mean, i reckon his best asset was his chin and cardio not boxing

>>149922769

Will Jones still want to be on the White House card now that he knows massa trump is on the Epstein list

>Duck a prime fighter for 8 consecutive years during their 12-0 winstreak until you retire then, come out years later when he starts losing saying shit like "come on this brazza guy beating me?"

>>149922828
Well yeah, Trump should be long since impeached by then.

They could never make me hate you, Tony.

Nina Drama has a lot of distance between her eyes

I kicked my cat and her teeth look like Robert Whittaker after Khamzat, BOTCHED!

>>149922922
Reported to the Pensacola authorities.

>>149922883
>

Tony tapped after that garth jab, he signaled to the ref ''help me please'' with the way he shook his head

They Call Him The Salt Papi But I'm The Sugar Daddy. And Trust Me I've Got Enough Sugar Left In The Tank For All Those Rookies. #CSO

someone post pvz's butthole.

>>149921713
lmao
bryce really does embody what a based retard is

Tony made millions so he doesn't really need to do this influencer boxing, he wants his legacy smeared in feces for some reason

My walkout
https://youtu.be/-bsONE-kZwI?si=lGEEvB8k3JKi2Xnn

>>149923029
>Tony made millions
b...

>>149923033
Didn’t axe.

>>149923029
tony made like 100k max

>>149923048
>>149923067
Here you go retard, here you go dummy, 1 whole mill just with garth

>>149923081
>MMASalaries Editorial Team
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahaha pffffffffff
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>he thinks all that money actually went to tony

tony is going to be hit with an utterly humiliating heem from youtuber and influencer "salt papi" for 3 quid and a ham sandwich

>>149921713
>He spoke Russian
*continues as if no one said anything*
based Bryce giving hope to us 70 iq heemers

>>149923105
mate it's not even real

>>149923120
For being wrong you can start at my grundle and work your way up. Look into my eyes when you do that.

What the fuck why are the pensacola authorities at my door??

>>149923105
>>149923100
It's a bitter pill i know, it means that him getting humiliated has nothing to do with money, his legacy of an exposed bum is not him chasing paycheck

Tony would do it for free he's a real one

>>149923145
For soliciting transgender prostitutes.

fuck it i'll let tony heem me for 100k so he can retire with a W where can i sign up

>>149923177
The Cope Belt

HEEM NIGGAS GOT DA BABY MEAT

wait I just realized they put bryce on the prelims
what's up with that?

>>149923177
How do i get that belt

Looks pretty rich to me.

*heems you*

>>149923216
Nothing to do with the fact that he’s been finished 3 times in an row.

>>149923182
We know it's not about money since he made 4 mill in his career, 3 mill after taxes, problem he fucks around in training, bring that podcast larper to train him instead of his coaches, he wasn't serious about winning either.

Against chiesa a meme bjj guy, he was doing meme running workouts

we cannot follow them

>>149923216
Jews don't want him to shine

>>149923247
Pre-Diaz Tony would’ve gone to sleep before tapping.

>>149923269
He tapped to strikes against Gaethje >>149922943

Tony haters are peak redit

>>149923246
>3 times in a row
are you retarded?
also his heems were to topturo, silva and fucking josh emmet
hardly surprising outcomes
still doesn't make sense to have him on prelims when he's a known name with a decent following

>>149923222
Have a family, something you will never experience.

>>149923216
He performs like dogshit

>>149922943
nope that jab unlocked True CTE Tony and the ref saw this and saved Garth from being killed

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/66985-raihere-dudes
Sign him Danabelle

>>149923081
>>149923067
He was on a really good contract for taking the Gaethje fight, so the losing streak fights were good paydays for him. Even the old bums make a lot, that's why they still fight, like the Clay Guida OSP Arlovski's. You get bump ups for the negotiations, especially fan favorites.
Then you factor in undisclosed earnings, which is the real reason UFC has a 'monopoly', and the competitors should harp on but it goes against the already old strategical narrative that ufc pays the least, fighters just wanna fight the best for le fun! kek

>>149921977
surprised no one went for a 30-27 volkov

>>149923297
you would be surprised

does anyone think the outcome would've changed if volkov won?
nobody was going to care about volkov vs tom 2 over tom vs gane

>>149923413
normies don't care about tom vs gane
you have to remember that /heem/'s opinion of gane is the exact opposite of that of the wider MMA community

>ciryl over here... to your left.. umm how did you get through tom aspinall without a scratch?
>oh NONNNN HAH HAH HAH. it was no challenge, you see? with me, anything is possible...
SOON

>>149923436
>/heems opinion
a few mentally ill retards spamming gane memes isnt heems opinion

>>149923383
>Then you factor in undisclosed earnings, which is the real reason UFC has a 'monopoly', and the competitors should harp on but it goes against the already old strategical narrative that ufc pays the least, fighters just wanna fight the best for le fun! kek
Good point, a lot of fanboys don't wanna admit cause it exposes their guy as a sellout and a fraud

>>149923436
i don't think that's true
normies would be exposed to gane more than volkov
and they know tom never fought gane yet
i can't see volkov vs tom 2 pulling more attention than gane vs tom

Gane will reach singularity in the octagon

>>149920889
>flag
kek

>25C during night
feels like sizzling summer of 92 again

>>149923436
Normies are far more invested into the stories and narratives of a fight with who-beats-who. The normies of today are where hardcore retard fans were a few years ago. Everyone knows Jones and Tom's story. Everyone will be watching to see the high stakes play out. If Tom loses to Gane it's a huge narrative shift for Jones' fans and haters. If Tom beats him easily it has further implications that Jones ducked.

>>149920889
You know you just admitted to being a premature ejaculator right

normies don't like gane
they think he's shit and that he lost to volkov
they are right

>>149923517
BLOODY HELL!

There's nothing wrong with working retail.

>>149923539
better pre- than non-

>>149923532
pretty much this. tom beating volkov again doesn't answer anything and does nothing for the division

Normies think Gane is one of the biggest minds after Aristotle, they are right.

>>149923588
Most jobs should be repsected as society needs them

>>149923630
Shitting in the streets of alberta is a job

Gane won.

>>149923177
Gonezo

>>149923397
Yeah, just not by you having a family, bazinga.

>>149923606
I love gane-posting

Heeminder the deadline for the UK's online safety act is 24 July 2025

it's quarter to 12 here...

>>149923700
Euros have no freedom

>>149923700
Whats that?

>>149923700
Pwned

>>149923700
Whom'st?

>>149923700
yuropoor moment

>>149923714
Thats Britain doe

>>149923716
websites with potentially harmful material have to implement age verification
retards thought bongs were going to disappear from 4chan overnight

>>149923700
Damn man....Im so sorry. This Schaub im unfurling is for you b.

>>149923700
You gonna get heem'd? Fine by me >:D

>>149923700
Damn box will be finished

>>149923786
Nah you'll keep it alive spamming it like always you fucking freak

>>149923736
The way you phrase your government censoring what you see is kinda cute, the yurocuck mind is truly funny

>>149923789
killed that clown!

>>149923808
Is this your troonspiration?

>>149923797
Didn't Texas ban pornhub or something

Porn is bad.

Porn is good.

>>149923836
I dunno I don't watch that crap.

Gentlemen, it has been an honour posting with you all.

Schaub sneed hap ace gooby sneed daddy meng bo nickal gane chiwiwis pigslam khabitch CSO let's go Tony

>>149923855
You are Jewish

Ive heard it all sorts of different ways b

>>149923856

>>149923700
Just come to bulgaria you can buy an ak-47 for 800 bucks here

>>149923856
cap

>Just come to bulgaria
Yeah don't do that.

>>149923836
''harmfull content'' is code for wrong speak in yurocuck, a discussion about migrants flooding the country?? you must dox all your users for spreading harmfull content.

It's not about porn, the fact that i have to spoonfeed you is a sign you yurocucks deserve what you get

>>149923891
I'll do what I want anon

ciryl gane's address to both houses of parliament on the dangers of internet freedom

>>149923898
Go to Bulgaria then pussy, you won't

>>149923925
MAYBE I WILL

>>149923893
huh?

>>149923789
You must have me mistaken with someone else idwtc

And if it's good quality fucking shitposting you're after, you go to Sweden.

>Ban dangerous site on England
>All the lazy extremist people go outside and become active extremist people
Could be kino? Not sure

>>149923803
You are literally somali

just one American can upset the balance of any country they visit. Bulgaria would be nice and fine but once that American leaves the entire country will be screaming for Daddysanya creampies

huh, that's weird

nothing happened

When i go to Sweden i always have a good time

>>149923954
I am an active trancendentalist

Sweden! Sweden! Sweden!

>>149923938
Calm down man, you don't need to do all that, everyone knows you're a warrior
>heems you
PYAAT

>>149923957
i'm actually from kongo b

>>149923893
>muttmerican got his brain fried by 3rd worlders (pol)
KWAB WHAT A RETARD

>>149923957
You hope.

Uncle dana powerslap choking nebraskan sluts

>>149923967
Wow.

>>149923981

>oh NONNNN HAH HAH HAH. it was no challenge, you see? with me, anything is possible...
SOON

>>149923991
This is an in-house matter you don't need to contribute

>>149923986
You lot were literally getting arrested for posting memes last year

Andy Wang is making more as an coach in China than 99% of MMA fighters. Food for thought.

>Tom, son... I just saw it on the telee. Gane's doin another netflix movie.
>Again is he? kek. Mr big fancy movie star innit?
>Tommy listen, now that Jon's outta the picture, you gotta call Dana. Ask them to give you the Gane fight! They'll respect ya for it. They'll tell ya Gane can't do it cos of the movie. They'll probably give ya a layup match as a reward. Maybe Derrick Lewis! Easy money innit!?
>It'll make me look good on the networks too innit... callin him out like that will make Mr big movie star look like a proper duck. It'll be Jon Jones all over ag-
>NEEEUHGHH RERRDDERRR DURR CHEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEE DURRRR-
>T-that's right son. Daddy's gonna make an easy check against ol' Derrick. Be able to pad every wall in the mansion. No more bumpin into the walls anymore. Ya like that son?
>REUGHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHhh

>>149923939

>>149924055
I work at the ministry of truth, and this statement is false

Asspisstranny. The Raped Bitch.
Promoted to undisputed interim champion
Demoted to 'tard son caretaker after getting heemed by Gane

>>149924077
nice selfie

>>149924074
>OH NON

>>149924098
Turn your monitor on

The doom of the Asspissnall

>>149924110
actually mobile posting now HAH get owned!

>Oh mint these are da look at em fookin 1200$ nikes
>thats good me son howsabout tryin em on
*squish squish*
>laugh track plays

>>149924145
Never happened

>bong is no kil
no..

https://youtu.be/SlDCsGpRzhc?si=cqG_ro-ia_6WDziA

De ridder gives up to what here exactly? What a giant pussy lmao

>>149924145
My ancestors said this and looked like this

>>149924163
Watch their first fight

when the reporter asks what the most difficult part of [Gane defeats Aspinall, KO/TKO, Uppercut to Ground and Pound, 0:04 Round 1 of 5] was

gane watches movies in 4x speed

>>149924154
I just called the police because this post offended me

>>149924154
But enough about your sex life

>>149924163
>>149924183
Wrong webm

Brooklyn you're taking everything i work for

>>149924211
Murdered that ponce

Im young black and rich

>>149924211
Fuckyou retarded schizo Swed faggot. Try to make a post once that makes some sense here is the challenge for you.

>>149924192
Same interview where he told the world he's never read a book

>>149924219
can you not..i'm trying not to spank the monkey

Don't say congratulations boy you know they watch that shit

>>149924194
Gane wins Stanley Cups. Something you forgot how to do.

>>149924232
Speak when spoken to bitch

>>149924230
You have sex with male to female transsexuals that you meet on homosexual dating apps, you also have autogynephilia.

>>149924238
Writers don't read books

But I am gonna get mad

Im old black and broke

>>149924227
Thanks friend. His reply was kind of hurtful so I'm glad to get some positivity too

>>149924219
OH NONONO THIS GIF GOT ME KICKED OUT OF BRYCE'S COMMUNE!

Hans Assman

Bro I'm suffering a slow and depressing death my insides are being digested alive and slowly rotting away. My family, my mom, is watching me whither away and die before her eyes. I'm struggling to survive under extreme constant agony. My pain has spread to my right side and I'm desperately in and out of the hospital looking for answers that don't come. I'm asking you nicely to stop using this to hurt me more. I'm just like you man, I been here for over 12 years bro stop hurting me. It's evil.

>>149924288
Homie don't be telling them too much

>>149924219
you just know ilia topuria pays her to be on 24/7 standby for breastfeeding

>>149924251
gane has the epstein list and chooses not to release it to send america further into turmoil

I'm seeing red

nothing wrong with having sex with trannies and femboys
however, men is where I draw the line
and if you can't understand that you never were a real mma fan

I think internet is broken like the leg of Conor McGregor

>>149924310
Hep me......god pease hep me....

>>149924331
You think THAT'S bad? We're not even allowed to post on 4chan anymore!

>>149924310
I am beset upon by miscegenation demons

>>149924347
You wouldn't understand, just finland things

looked up normalfag consensus about Gane and.. they dislike him. you do NOT harbour the same ideas as normalfags right b?

>>149924310
can you not.....i'm trying not to rough up the bishop

>>149924219
>>149924310
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W37wyVdxKZU
Walkout material

Today i will not spank the monkey

a comedic hype edit of angela "overkill" hill interspliced with softcore ebony

>>149924219
Sinply KNEADS Taiwanese penis

OH NONONO!!!

Former UFC HW Champion and current SlapKO Champion Tim Sylvia

He is the GOAT.
He made Islam run for his life.
He is beat all of your boys.
He would beat all of the Kings in his divisions.
>heems prime Aldo
>heems prime Conor
>heems prime Khabib
>heems prime Tony
>heems prime Dustin
>heems prime BJ Penn
>heems prime Benson Henderson
This is a fact you MUST accept.

I’m meeting up with my ex gf on Saturday for the first time in 6 months. I thought she was the love of my life and the timing just didn’t work out. I just found out today she has a OF and charturbate under a fake name for the past month. The question is do I heem myself now or wait until I see her? What would Shaub do in this situation?

>>149924213
>>149924183
would be embarrassing if rob loses then

Dont look at him unless he links inages of her asshoel

a mexican kid drops you in front of your girl and then gives her this look
how do you respond legally

>>149924506
None of that is true doe

>>149924506
BJ Penn 1st rd sub easily

>>149924517
what's his name

>>149924528
Based

>Topuria's got those heavy, heavy hands Joe!
>OH RIGHT HOOK BY BJ, ELIAN IS DOWN!
>THE HILO NATIVE LOOKING FOR THE SUBMISSION WIN HERE TONIGHT
>HE WAS THE FIRST BLACK BELT EVER MIKE AND
*HUGE CROWD POP*
>IT IS ALLLLLLL OVER, THE PHENOM BJ PENN WITH A DEVASTATING TAPOUT WIN!
>THAT'S A NEW OCTAGON RECORD MIKE FOUR SECOND MOUNTED TRIANGLE!

>>149924541
>>149924542
Find me a time where Ilia looked like he was going to lose. Go ahead

>>149924517
your ex gf BJs on my Penn, that being said I think under sharia law you gotta heem her instead of yourself

>>149924580
This gif gives corny a hernia

I've been warned :(

>>149924581
When he left his monitor turned off

>>149924602
need to see a worldstar video of bischoff and russo beating the shit out of cornette

Are 189ers considered oldfags now?

ilia heems prime gsp inside round one. you boomers have gotten a little too comfortable in these discussions. we've been nice.

Jump boy jump boy jump boy

Them boys up to something

>>149924652
Brazza in the green hoodie runs his own gym now, yeah it's fair.

>>149924673
GSP fills up Ilitio's bung with hot quebecois cream I fear!

>>149924724
stop imitating pakibong

pakimong actually imitates the american pakattack

>illia heems matt serra
okay
>matt serra heemed gsp
okay
>illia heems GSP
NO WAY MAN

>>149924749
Why aren't you banned yet

Daddypuria gaped Pigslams baconhole forever im afraid.....

>>149924813
we don't post like that

>>149924506
I hope he grows though having a bentley over a rolls is just not serious

Ilia vs Belal

>>149924802
mate if we got banned you would miss us so much

What would you do if he starts charging at you

>>149924938
Sweep his leg like Mortal Kobnat 3 Ultimate Gold

>>149924870
You forgot to say no homo

Jolie Poirier vs Brendan Schaub

>you will vacate the LW belt and avoid the midget
>b-but brazza, I will never become double ch-ACK
>I didn't kill fazza for you to put our legacy in danger. Make me repeat myself and I will kill your fazza as well.
why is Khabitch such a monster?

>(former) p4p #1
>best manager in the business
>supposedly has absolutely no say in who he fights or even what weight class he fights in
Yeah right

>>149925163
the p4p rank was a desperate last resort from dana to get khabib out of retirement tbf

>>149924074
>You can't hide from the networks, Tom...
SOON

islam does kind of seem like every move is decided for him and he just sits there with his mouth open as khabib and managers argue over his schedule

>you have to beat the champ to be the champ
Clitia piggies??? Tomala xirs??

Why do womeng talk so much my ear is sweating

>>149925294
Just change the dementia depends and shut up yeah

>>149925288
Khabib and Islam both won their belts in vacant title fights.

Think before you post.

>>149924290
How the tables have turned, spammy.

>>149925316
Conor and Charles were the previous undisputed champions

>>149925311
>depends
A phoneposting pakman doesn't bossman let you have a computer?

>>149925335
Double dip doggy dick dirty diaper drew needs a change I fear

>>149925349
Who's a good boy, you are yes you are of yes you are such a good boy you fetched that stick all by yourself

>>149925335
how have you never heard of depends before

>>149925377
Too busy heeming minge I lament in torment

>>149925377
He’s tasted them thoughever

Memes aside what is Brendan Schaubs net worth?

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1m799z8/oh_boy/

Real ones will be watching Tony's assured boxing victory

as long as we can all agree gane beats tom 9/10 times

bros posting reddit links

>>149925432
need to see Tom past r2 and more of his wrestling to say for sure
right now I'd favor him at like -250

>Paige VanZant seizes the moment!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Jiri by heem is how we win

>>149924211
Disaggregated that dunce.

>>149925111
Go to sleep, faggot. Stop copying me.

>>149925488
Ari was Daner's friend's manager before he bought the beauty pagent/sex trafficking operation off him just some food for thawlt

People forget man...

>>149925551
>vatican museum
>hideous looking heemballs
>bones lying around
The state

>>149924749
That's the same person (me) thoughbeitmore.

>>149925551
Cover those fuckin meatballs you fucking BITCH. Respectfully.

>>149925551
why the gay little fake espresso pot when there's a $3000 breville in the house?

Schaub has confirmed that Joey B. is packing a hawlg and one of the biggest in MMA

sadly, i fear

>>149925609
Imagine the depths he reaches when he folds Olivi in full mount

Would this count as a trilogy?

>>149925631
I'll be the ref/sniff tester/bamhole inspector for this fight. It 100% should happen.

>>149925551
>Benalivi
rumors soon to be Dumalivi

>>149924938
I purposely expose my leg front and center. As he gives into the meta, I plant all my bodyweight into the ground as he sends a heavy leg kick my way. Feet planted, I check his kick like a brick wall, shattering his knee. Before he can realize what happened, I throw him off by firing a crafty 2-1 down the pipe and send him out on the canvas.

still tony btw

Who's his favorite fighter?

CSO
CSO
CSO

>>149925709
Can't believe I used to be a faggot like him.

>>149925404
Probably 10 million

Bj penn is a bad style matchup for topuria

>>149925527
He was also Drumpf’s manager/handler. Really activates the almonds.

>>149925709
Strickland or Bryce

>>149925727
Canadian shit only?
We got enough retards here already

>have you ever heard of rose namajunas?

Chiwiwis has been deported to Morocco

The answer to todays Wordle (Thurs July 24) is "QUAKE"

>>149925999
We have a different word in America b

Valentina is gonna die via blanchfield

>>149926011
Yesterday's was "WATER"

>>149926014
she's so hot but something is not quite right about her face
i think that adds to it though somewhat

*zleems you*

Im and OG in the heem game son

>she's so hot

The Fighting Nerds revved you?

you finna KNOW IT

>>149926043
cauliflower ear and no makeup

>>149926090
That's wassup

the farting turds

They say if you're in Kansas City and you go to the T-Mobile Center in the early hours of the morning you can still hear Prates thinking about throwing a punch.

Jon Jones raped Keith Kizer

>>149926142
why didnt he just fight....

i saw benson henderson at home depot when i was in high school but my dad told me not to bother him

nina drama gets paid to autistically (doctor diagnosed) study memes all day
yall nigga do it for free

lois i'm cumming

CHAMP SHIT ONLY

D-Rod has fucked me every single time I bet against him fuck that guy

>>149921713
God I want this faggot to get heemed into a seizure again

>>149926195
I do it for love (hate) of the game.

>>149926202
This time of year there are hardly any other sports going on. All the degenerate football, basketball, soccer and hockey bettors bet UFC favorites. Every line gets inflated badly. Bet dogs and overs until NFL starts and you’ll do well

tony vs salt papi

D-Rod should be hanging drywall

>>149926264
heyyyyyy

Ilia Hamtaro was crushed when his roller ball went under a skateboard the world (12 people) mourns

I don't think I can handle another Bobby loss b...

i think i miss the bongs guys

People who’ve trained in boxing in this thread - or any martial art- is it better to pay the extra for one on one classes or is the normal/group classes good enough?
Assuming I don’t really care about the social aspect (wouldn’t be mad if I made friends there though).

>>149926312
try reddit

what's ilia gonna look like at welterweight?

>actually training is reddit

d-rod didn't need a split decision to beat holland

>>149926312
how old are you and are you trying to go pro?

wait whos gonna do the picks now that the bongs are banned from 4chan?

>>149926312
i haven't done one on one classes but they seem gay
it's also way easier to improve when you have people on your level to spar with, but again idk if one on one classes substitute for that somehow

heem's fighting style is street brawler

>>149926366
I'm too unreliable what about messico

>>149926357
I hopefully want to get a license, maybe have a few fights and assess myself, but I have no serious thought of going pro

>>149926254
Why did he punch the fat boy in the head what is this retard doing with the nelk boys anyway besides licking helwani balls

>>149926366
You'll have to take over b

>>149926401
I'd really much rather messico. Respectfully

>>149926396
>nelk boys
Aren't they the same kids who worshipped that terrorist Israeli ruler in a recent interview?

>>149926384
well I'm assuming you're young so just take the group classes and have fun

Ilia would heem who ever is champ in boxing and make it relevant

>>149926441
Francis already tried that
but sure, fuck it, book canelo vs topturo it'll be fun

>>149926452
isn't canelo a fucking bum
i wouldn't know i don't watch that shit

They did nothing wrong

>>149926425
'd 'o

319 320 and 321 wll be absolute bangers holy shit
320 is fucking stacked

dont jinx it dumbass
delete your post

>>149926457
He's a ginger messican what will they think of next

>>149926312
Private training will accelerate your learning but you’ll still need group training for sparring variety and the like. So ideally both.

>>149926090
HE GOT KNOCKED OUT AGAIN??

We're back handsome aesthetic bros no more muzzie neck beards by end of 2025

>>149926563
Nothing gets to me anymore.

>>149926646
How did he lose to that tiktoker?

Im not too sure about all that pal *heems you just to be safe*

Hey where can I watch full episodes of family guy online free streaming free free stream watch online?

Nevermind I found one

Sneed has sex with men.

>>149926735
wtf is this true?!

>>149926254
ilia is so good at heeming because he heems people all the time in training
brain melting revelation to the modern mma world

Good GOD nigga!

>>149926749
>Good GOD nigga!
Said Pensacola LGBT icon Xadame Drew to the black transexual when xhe saw xer penis.

Why did Khabib kill his own fazza to duck a Salt Papi victim?

whats next for Gane?

>>149926749
Woah thats like a screenshot of something I just saw! Just now! Thats crazy how did you do that?

>>149926793
retirement after losing to tom

>>149926793
Probably two chicks at the same time the french are into that

>>149926794
A screenshot revved you?

why do u pick on sneed so much, he seems like a nice guy

>>149926829
Your stupidity actually

>>149926831
I deserve it.

Imagine getting revved by a stupid person kwab

>>149926843
why'd you get so revved then?

>Real American Freestyle Wrestling with Hulk Hogan? You guys couldn't fucking handle it. I move different and I'm a completely different person. You thought I was confident when I fought in the cage... No way, you put some shoes on me, you put me in my gear I'm supposed to be in, I'm gonna snap some heads on the fuckin mat. That's completely different... I'll point too fast, I'll give you a TF finish. That's a Tony Ferguson Finish and you remember that.
Tony told Ariel he might do the hogan freestyle wrestling after he beats Papi and returns to the UFC for a final few matches.

>>149926831
>he
Xhe*
>guy
gal*

>>149926793
match with Tyson fury

a regimen of resilience

Gane has a way bigger dick than Tommy.

>>149926646
Tony needs to retire to focus on murdering his family full time

"Does Tito Ortiz prove that CTE is funny? Im dying of laughter!" By The MMA Guru

>>149926960
Disgusting armpit sweat on this ugly freak.

>>149926899
isn't this the dude that went 2+ seconds with steiny from nelk

>steiny from nelk
>stein
But of course

>>149926971
prime steiny heems volk

>>149926960
beautiful pit stains on this musky goddess

>>149926960
imagine the primal instinct after 1 whiff

>>149926960
I just need one sniff

which work of William Shakespeare is quintessential /heem/?

>>149927010
Hamlet

>>149926960
Uh oh, smelly!

>>149926960
>when you can barely work your phone

>>149927018
Heemlet, yes, yes, of course.

>>149927010
Romeo and Juliet from the 90s

>>149920895
good old fashioned mexican long-haired scandinavian free-range mongrel.

>>149926860
chills

>>149927010
It's all gay shit

shakespeare what I do when I see a helpless blk boi!

Don't talk shit about Ido Portal mate

dana ples give me touchbutt gangster ido ufc senegal dis real champ fight

an emmett of enigma

>>149926960
SNIIIIFFFFFFF

>>149927171
>>149927171
>>149927171

any dorks wanna play touchbutt in the park here