Thread 149921369

>invents football
>invents rugby
>invents cricket
>invents tennis
>invents golf
>invents baseball
>invents Formula One
>invents hockey
>invents darts
>invents pool
>invents netball
>invents rounders
>invents rowing
>invents curling
>invents squash
>invents boxing
>invents snooker
>invents water polo
>invents table tennis
>invents badminton
Have you said thank you once?

You stole everything from us
Changed a little thing and claim you invented the sport

baseball is ours
cricket is either French or Irish
some of the others are dubious, and you can say you invented soccer (association football) but you can't claim football it's ancient

>>149921391
Lmao, seething faguette. I swear if I had a pound for every time I've heard this same, lying cope from one of you frogs. Forever in our shadow. Sad!

badminton was invented in India sweeaticus

>>149921537
Why don't you do the research and honesty claim the 27 or however many sports you did invent and be proud of that rather than being greedy and claiming what clearly doesn't belong to you as yours, it's like you want to get into fights

>>149921612
>The modern game of badminton developed in the mid-19th century among the expatriate officers of British India as a variant of the earlier game of battledore and shuttlecock. The name derives from the Duke of Beaufort's Badminton House in Gloucestershire.
Being invented in India isn't the same thing as being invented by Indians.

tomato - TOUMATO
cope

>>149921698
Netball was invented by a Swedish woman

>>149921633
You're the one seething and denying the content of my post, fella. The onus is on YOU to prove that what I wrote is incorrect. Every sport listed was either invented, adapted to the point of becoming something completely new, or codified/formalised by British people. Like yeah, humans have been punching each other in the face since the beginning of time, but that doesn't mean the sport of boxing, with all its rules and regulations, wasn't invented by us. Trying to claim otherwise would be ridiculous. The only reason your clitty is leaking, is because you micks are obsessed with hating British people, our culture, history and achievements. It's 95% of your """""culture"""""

>>149921369 (OP)
>loses at all of them
jej

>>149921925
Boxing is British but if you'd claimed fighting you'd be wrong just like how you're wrong claiming football. You can claim soccer as it is British

all china

>>149922058
Brits were the only people smart enough to actually write down the rules

Before that it's not a sport, it's just a hobby or an excuse to gamble

>>149922682
Victorian Rules Football was codified before soccer, by Australians. It’s the oldest modern football code

Odd that you are so insecure about this and feel the need to scream out loud every chance you get. Something for you to think about. Good day x

>>149922058
>>149922720
Football and soccer are obviously the same thing in this context. No-one reading this thread thinks he's trying to claim Aussie rules. Although given Australia wasn't independent at the time, and it was invented by ethnic Brits, based off games played at British schools, perhaps we should.

been listening to sea shanties and I quite like them thank you england

>>149921369 (OP)
>becomes the GOAT at losing

>>149924267
Where's your *mouseover's flag* country's equivalent of pic related?

>>149923057
He's doing it to annoy women like yourself

>>149921369 (OP)
Who invented bulbasaurs? Bc they are really good at crashing into each other over here for our enjoyment playing CFB & NFL.

>>149924335
In english please...

And sucks at everything

>>149924003
Australians and Irish will always be British whether they like it or not.

>>149924356
You're not very good anymore at the only thing you care about... and the only thing you've ever been good at except dancing naked on the beach with homosexuals

>>149921369 (OP)
I kneel.

>>149921369 (OP)
Respect

>>149921369 (OP)
Thank you, Bongland.

>>149921369 (OP)
>be America
>invent a sport better than all of those

>>149921369 (OP)
Football is the only thing worth a damn in life so thank you my fellow eurobrothers for inventing it and blessing the rest of the continent with it.

>>149921369 (OP)
>is shit at every single sport they invent

>>149928503
>your colony is just shit full stop

>>149924368
You’re delusional
>>149924003
You’re an idiot

>>149921369 (OP)
Why are you so insecure, bra?

>>149921369 (OP)
good post

>>149924282
ZERO counter to this LMAO

>>149928646
You're the one who thinks that when an English person says "football", they mean "all the sports retarded foreigners call football", instead of "football".

>>149921369 (OP)
>Invents being an Anglo
Dropped

if op invented all of those how come we've never heard of him

>>149924368
>Irish will always be British

>>149934004
surfeit of lampreys innit lad

>>149924368
a dozen car bombs just went off in Londonderry

>>149921369 (OP)
Simple as.

>>149935070
fuck off back to rug cunt

>>149921369 (OP)
you guys where one of my favorite posters on this shit board. I’m gonna miss you all.

>>149935653
Because of people like you calling it Londonderry

>>149921369 (OP)
>invents loicense and locks himself out of 4chans

>>149921698
>battledore and shuttlecock
>The object is for players to bat the shuttlecock from one to the other as many times as possible

>>149921369 (OP)
Is 4chan really getting banned there? England is my favorite city

>>149937773
>>149937823
don't worry lads
we'll all just take irelands flag instead via vpn
so remember post 25th July, if you ever see an irish flag, its actually a brit. please remind them of this each time they post

>>149921369 (OP)
Thank you
Now you can leave this website

>>149937773
>>149937823
>>149939092
HOWEVER

check..

***farts***

>>149921369 (OP)
I said alot of time sank you

>>149921633
We do wanna get in fights, cos we fucking win em all, why you speaking English? THE SUN NEVER FUCKING SETS.

>>149939911
such arrogance

>>149921369 (OP)
I don't care about any of those sports

>>149921369 (OP)
>Invents the World Wide Web
>Bans themselves from it

JOLLY GOOD JAPE, OLD SPORT

>>149921369 (OP)
Why don't you guys invent a less oppressive government?

>>149941429
The government that introduced the legislation has already been voted out and replaced.

>>149939928
What's your own personal problem with Britain?

>invents Formula One
that was the French

>>149943754
both Rallying and Grand Prix motor racing originated in France BTW :)
the oldest racing circuits still in use are in 'Murica however

>>149921369 (OP)
Than- hey wait a minute, you shouldn't be posting here. Get OUT!

>>149921369 (OP)
thanks for the third world meme that is cricket

>>149944544
Cricket is the finest game ever created

>>149945666
Genuine question fren. What's the worst injury you've witnessed in a cricket match?

>>149921369 (OP)
you didn't invent baseball

How are bongs still allowed to post here? Did you show your internet loicense to the nanny state?

>>149921369 (OP)
The protagonists of humanity

>>149945995
I don't know, I don't watch it

>>149921369 (OP)
>bad at all of them

>>149924368
So true

>>149949812
VVVVVVVVGH

>>149949812
They don't get to claim America. We broke away from them fair and square

>>149950391
>We

>>149935843
Make me.

>>149949812
>this entire image

>>149950656
Yes, we, nigga. My ancestors came here from Wales in the early 18th century

>>149950819
t. Rhodri Hwyl Dafydd Hernandez y Bergstein

>>149924282

>Tyson Fury wow oh my God he was hecking heavyweight champion

I don't know any of those other fags because I don't watch sissy sports. But I would not suggest comparing British and American boxers if you want to be superior. First heavyweight champion of the world? John L Sullivan, American-born to Irish parents. Heavyweight GOAT? Most of the contenders there are Americans. Joe Louis, Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, Jack Dempsey, Rocky Marciano, Larry Holmes. Down in the lower weight classes you have a plethora of legendary American fighters.

Tyson Fury isn't even the greatest British boxer of all time lmao

>>149943685
I don’t have a problem with Britain. I disagree with some of OP’s claims and the general demeanour of some of your countrymen to feel it necessary to claim what is obviously not theirs when they do in fact have plenty to claim and be proud of without having to tell lies and take credit for what others accomplished, it’s the artist in me I find this kind of behaviour absolutely repugnant

>>149946117
they won't be.

>>149950391
You broke from Spain, amigo.

>>149921391
taking the piss are you? other way round if anything

1966

>>149945995
Ask any Australian that.

>>149921369 (OP)
Thank you, britbongs

>>149950391
The original Americans were British. The Americans up until recently were the exact same race, religion and culture as Britain.

>>149961292
You're welcome exiledbong

>>149961491
I'm Greek zozzle

>>149950391
Yes they can, & we can claim them.
race > government

>>149961523
Wog asses are leng af, get yourself a worldie x

>>149967646
>Wog
South med*

>invent
*stole

>>149961523
You're welcome colonybong

>>149935070
trvke

>>149921369 (OP)
so that 'UK being banned from 4chan' thing was a nothingburger huh