Thread 149927171

we cannot follow them

>>149927173
you just did

lmfao at daner playing hard to get with jones and he bought it

I thought Luke Rockhold retired after Mike Perry broke his mouth? What he doin fightin THE Till

>>149927173
Who is "them"?

middleweightbros...

>>149927171 (OP)
Stop making low effort trash threads. /box/ is embarrassing us.

>>149927208
Take off the clitty cage, playa

>>149927200
he heemed joe schilling in karate combat since then

has joe shilling won a fight since heeming that guy in a bar for no reason?
when will they learn

these retards never did save their money they are all 40+ years old still getting concussed in shitsville

>>149927208
>YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE THREAD LIKE HOW WE DO IT IN /BOX/
How about you fuck off back then, faggo.

>>149927208
their threads have to be special because they only get one per what? month? yikeroos

heemember when strickland was cool for like 5 minutes?
good times

Sean Strickgape? Cool? HAHAHAHAH

Made Jalapeño popper burgers (burger stuffed with cream cheese and Jalapeños)

>>149927308
Is he your fav or something?

>>149927346
good job retard

>>149927354
We don't post selfies or sign our posts here

>>149927286
He was never cool to me because Im not an sub 90 IQ racist freak that has an middleschool understanding of the wolrd.

>>149927356
don't blow a gasket samir

>>149927365
This you?

>>149927374
Which one?

>>149927363
Slut for Aljadaddy

>>149927358
OH THAT WAS AFTER THE BELL JOE

There are 0 American Champs, and 0 American fighters who could beat any current Champion.

zamn is merabs dick really that dark?

Ciryl Gane was put in a cage

what if your favorite fighter was trapped and betrayed and the hyperbolic heem chamber?

>>149927408
Roy Nelson would clean out the HW division. Gane would be reduced to selling Eiffel Tower trinkets in Paris and Tomala would be shitting in his own shoes after one right hand from big country

>>149927452
>and the hyperbolic heem chamber?
What about it, José?

I'll never unboy Strickland no matter how gay and raped he gets

Strickland is on the war machine path. He's one pawn stars cucking away from kicking Riley Reid out a window and going to the booty farm!

>calls you gay
*MASSIVE POP*

https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1948178044125913563

its up

Sandhagen vs Merab

YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE THIS MORNING

>>149927354
Ahhh good ol' Canadian boys bring a smile to my face.

>>149927276
Cope nufaggot. /heem/ had way better good threads than /box/. /box/ just names upcoming fights. it's pathetic and shows how far /heem/ has fallen.

>>149927611
Honesty i hope Merab decisions him so brutally he kills himself.

Do foreign fighters even get random drug tested?

Khabib confirmed it... Jones is past his prime now and his "legacy" will involve lying to his kids to explain away his evil ways. What a terrible end to Jon Bones Jones.

explain what happened to fazza you haram shit

>BREAKING NEWS: FIZIEV HEEMED Khamzat in sparring with a BRUTAL wheel kick. This is NOT looking good for zatdaddy...
https://youtu.be/VlqRhX_2TRg?t=241

>>149927806
cumsplats not even gonna have a chin by the time he gets in there with dricdaddy

>>149927803
I'd be shocked if this was the first time I've seen blacks do this to each other but it's like the 12th

>Z-Zatdaddy will l-lose... THIS TIME!!!!!!
Take the thong out yo bussy and post your betslip, playa

Zatdaddy will lose this time

>Z-zatdaddy w-will lose... b-but I won't bet on it because uh... uhh... HE JUST WILL OKAY!!! I TOTALLY think he will lose without a doubt in my peabrain...
GEEEEEEEEEG Zatdaddy locked ya clittycage and threw the keys into DuPiglet's cavernous crevice

>>149927840
ok then post the betslip then jr

>puts sleeping hat on clitty cage
good night heemland

I've ran some calculations here and there and I'm afraid Marcus Mcgee is coming out victorious against Peter Yan unfortunately

>>149927894
THE??

>>149927806
Bruh how you get dropped by a featherweight smgdh

In a nutshell

>>149927933
THE.

>>149927948
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>fried chicken
>watermelon
>purple drank
>newports
It doesn't take much to make a nigger happy

Just got word from the brazzacord. Zatdaddy and the sheiks have spoken. We are to root for Rob from now on. No more poz talk with Whittaker. He is now our boy by majority decision. Any deviations will be capped and sent to zatdaddy, who's an active /heem/ poster and 'cordster.

I'm sad when people die

I can fix her

>Yeah Yan was a GOAT. But come saturday day, he's COOKED
SOON

>>149928002
Oink for it, playa and Zatdaddy may give ya some

my body betrays my degeneracy

The official heem concensus is that Zatdaddy will pork DuPiglet's pozz pocket however he may please.

>>149927948
Wat the literal fuck is his problem

I haven't came in 13 days and I feel like a normal functioning human again, mainstream media will have you think it's normal to goon but its completely not the case

>>149928061
>catches a cold

Clitia has chosen to vacate his chastity belt due to abject terror

Does Islam ducking Topuria get brought up much here?

Arman sleems a piglet

>>149928110
Pigslam the coward is not even worth bringing up

>>149928121
>>149928107
>>149928054
>>149928051
Oink for ya Zatdaddy, piggy!

Afraid of Arman

Petrified of Paddy

Chilling in chastity

>>149928132
OINK OINK OINK!

>>149927803
is he ok?

>>149928155
>Afraid of Arman
Nobody......

>>149928167
>I would rather vacate the (chastity) belt than fight Arman Tsarukyan

>Justin Gaethje deserves a title shot

Clitia Topiglet, 2025

Clitia was so chilled when Chaddy got up in his face, to the point that his chastity cage fell off his little shriveled clitty.

Has khamzat checked ad pozzed rampage for calling him cumslut for the past few years?

Real ones know what Shamil does to Gane in the gym.

>>149928199
Levels.

he's 38 years old
never kissed a girl

>>149928213
Sneed do be like that, I fear.

>>149928213
not that weird im 36 and same.
30-50% of men in these extreme hypergamic days are probably like this

>>149928213
Guru is not 38 years old.

Khamzatbros...we're getting mogged by Lightweights

Let's be 100% real. Khamzat Dricus will NOT be a close fight.

>>149928213
Maybe, but he won a taekwondo tournament back in the day. Have you???

Oink oink oink

>>149928226
It was def water weight when he looked bigger. Now that the camp is on, he's lost a lot of size trying to get his cardio up. And he's sick ad retiring after this fight too. Probably worse behind the scenes. Kind of sucks honestly.

Gane title fights so far:
>trying nee submissions on someone with no knees left from too much wrestling training at old age
>trying to nuttshot someone who has no balls left from too much steroid abuse

What high IQ move will he do now?

Yall finna know when the maniac dogwalks poodle yang

>>149928267
Trying to get a sissygasm from Tom who has a confirmed small dick.

>>149928267
He'll pull himself into full mount like Dricus did against Brunson

>>149928270
fraid not i fear

>>149928243
I'll have to take some time off heem after Khamzat gets battered. Just imagine all the gay and tranny porn the daddy posters are gonna rage spam after he loses.

redpill me on marcus buchecha

>>149928267
>kills Tom's son
>it's the tardo
>Tom is overjoyed and becomes mentally unheemable

>>149928423
roog roog's cocksleeve

If Ilia is the LW champ then why is he ducking Arman via vacating the belt. Arman is the real LW champ

>>149928100
His problem? He's sick

>>149928423
Sauced up grappler who will likely tap out a few bums before getting slept by Derrick Lewis

Topiglet is porkified of getting consumed like a delicious steamed dumpling!

>>149928423
old bjj bum with no striking

>>149928423
Beast of a fighter. Only known weakness: current one hw champ

>>149928423
Him vs Reug Reug was unironically the greatest heavyweight fight of 2023

>>149928423
Look up Rodolfo Vieira's UFC career. Expect that, at most.

>>149928526
this dude somehow winning the belt after all the shenanigans would be a massive victory for the evilchads

>>149928572
what's evil about him?

inb4 the dad is a russian oligarch, so the son is evil

>>149928228
Of course not. Pigus is going to tap in 2.5 minutes

>>149928638
being rich isn't evil
especially being rich because of things your dad did, sins of the father aren't sins of the son

>>149928661
It seems to be the case that domiant wrestlers are bad off their back, because they never need to practice that.
However, Dricus did fight in a 5v5 grappling match against a Gracie Barra BJJ team, and he submitted all 5 of them. So he's at least good enough to compete in a straight up BJJ tournament.

yall racist

>>149928622
he just carries himself like an arrogant dickhead, but i like him. i do think he will beat topuria if they fight and i'm salty that he's being iced

>>149928717
>he just carries himself like an arrogant dickhead
That's half the UFC roster. Luke Rockhold was peak arrogance, and I loved it.

>>149928717
>i do think he will beat topuria if they fight
Me too. But we haven't seen Topuria BJJ off his back, maybe he's tricksy. He was originally a grappler.

>>149928423
Reug Reug victim

>>149928728
>But we haven't seen Topuria BJJ off his back
we have for like a minute against bryce, but that doesn't really count for much

>>149928792
kwab

>>149928666
Arman isn't rich, he eats salt of the earth food too

>>149927806
zatwomen...

What if Strickland did his end of round autism rage burst for the whole fight? Would he be top 10 all time

my theory is that dricus fights like a tortoise most of the time as a trick. i refuse to elaborate, because this kind of information travels.

>>149928935
He's simply not afraid of getting hit

And he talked about the famous anti-dagestani rant. He said it'll be out when it's out. And we like that.

>>149928991
Don't know what you're talking about weird freak

>>149927171 (OP)
Bros, i'm not saying i beat half the roster 10/10 times but when i get mad i just see red and people go out

the only thing i'll say is that strickland might be the only fighter who can handle the speed trick across 25 minutes, because his whole gimmick is reading individual shots, which is an ability pereira helped him refine after the famous sneaky left hook. maybe the till could pull it off too, in pure kickboxing. but the speed trick isn't purely limited to the striking.

>>149928991
You think that's bad I have to use the puhelin on account of the wc paper being too far to reach

The end of Tomala Asspissnal as we know it

>>149929168
Nah 1 minute ko, better than ko jones

>>149929180
Yes I agree. Gane will dispose of Asspisstranny in less than a minute

>>149929168
look closely, dana was in on the attack... the system is corrupt.

Okay heem. Fun game coming up, guess how many skips GSP will hit when skimming the stone on the ocean?

First for Finland btw

>>149929188
I can see it, sadly. Can't believe people just don't get what's going on... If Gane beats Tom, it reverses Jon's past year. They'll use targeted death rays at Tom if they have to.
Why else was Tom just notified somewhat recently and Gane's already had a full wrestling camp in brazza land while the duck saga was going on? Tom is getting buried.

>>149929220
He zones out and misses a few hours of time and wakes up laying on the beach thinking he was abducted by aliens

>>149928638
>doesnt touch the sour creme sauce
>gets fondant pooptato instead of blini cakes
That's what happens when a pig is rich getting real conor plumber vibes from this guy its like he's stuck where he should never set foot

>>149929220
D'accord vingtdeux-vingtsix honhon monsieur doostin

>>149929228
what can they realistically do to tom, poison h-

tony tapped

The most power twitter has ever seen

>>149929279
?
I don't see tapping

Darren Till is absolute dimes and I'm not afraid to admit it also why tf are the bongs still here can't Keith Farmer do anything right

the only mma analyst i take seriously is bear from jaxxon

>>149929392
He gives me helwani vibes but has a guido name

Andreas Gustafsson

>>149929482
Nikita Krylov

Andreas makes me proud to be Sweden's neighbor

Thanks to all those who participated!

>>149929493
>betray country
>miss out on your prime as an athlete
>come back and get KOd
>come back quickly after KO and ???

>>149929220
>>149929518
goof

>>149929527
Krylov is an ethnic Russian, Ukraine was never his country

>>149929392
>bear jew
Who is this fag, childhood friend of rampage or something?

Whittaker will beat the tall, lanky guy...THIS TIME!

>>149929527
Ukraine betrayed Krylov

>>149929518
Alors on dans silver plate monsieur not like zis honhon

>>149929584
Wonder how whittaker vs pereira wouldve gone before pereira vs izzy

>>149929518
It's like they always say: You can slam black pussy but you can't skip rocks.

>battered by Malkoun
>DQ win due to an illegal elbow
>battered by Razak Hassan
>NC due to illegal GnP
>battered by Abdul Malik
>RD 3 doesn't count due to a early headbutt making the fight a 1-1 draw
Can this continue?

id simply jab my opponents outstretched fingers

>>149927208
/box/ won

>>149927171 (OP)
>talbott gets fraud checked
>oban gets fraud checked
>shara bullet gets fraud checked
>bo nickal gets fraud checked
>teixeira gets fraud checked
>paddy got lucky with the jared gordon robbery but turned around after
Can we get a prospect to actually make it? So far its just jean silva, and he could still get fraud checked but is in the top 10 at least

>>149929761
Gaethje has never lost a fight

>>149929761
Oban? Are you trying to say Umar?

>>149929792
Gaethje was a prospect like 10 years ago

ilia is ragebaiting arman so he stops being so boring. you've got justin "the highlight" gaethje on one end, paddy "the pimblett" on the other... and then arman. step the fuck up, kid. you've got a huge team of slaves. whip up a marketing campaign.

>>149929797
Oban elliot, or obum smelliot after his loss because he showed 0 grappling ability

>Ilia says he has a data analyst whose job is to watch all his opponents fights and breakdown what strikes they tend to throw and what positions in the octagon they feel comfortable in
>The Nelk boys think he invented this method of fight preparation, unaware that GSP talked about doing it on Rogan's podcast
Cazzies

>>149929279
What will happen to /heem/ when tony gets knocked out by salt papi

Georgians are fiendish little men

>>149929855
Losing in boxing is generally a death setence, the jake paul fight killed tyson's legacy for good, the amount of promo that goes into it is so huge

>>149929855
Stick to boxing, son

>>149929848
You posted this exact thing yesterday and nobody cared then either

>>149927208
Imagine having to make 3-5 high effort threads a day couldn't be /box/!

gane fight announcement coming soon

Now that every bong is kicked from the interwebs we can finally have a good time

gane's new clitty cage announcement soon!

>>149929761
Michael Morales and Natalia Silva?

Pffffffffff hahahahaha

>>149930108
Holy based.....
Shartman should be cut

Ilia

>>149930108
The Jones gambit

Prime tony mmmurders ilia

>>149928048
america must die

>>149930108
First the vague npc excuse making on Israel’s genocide to appear diplomatic, now this. This guy just a retard or something?

>>149929279
Izzy, O'malley and all nu school strikers get on le bike the entire fight. I guess Khalil tapped to Hill? Interesting development.

I didn't have Ilia ducking Arman on my 2025 UFC Lightweight Division Bingo Card™

Why is he fighting Tony anyway?

>>149930300
stfu retard

>>149930182
For me it was Tony checking Ariel's bitch ass at the start of the interview for making fun of the card. Forcing Ariel to tremble and bend over like a little bitch kek.

Average dwarf weighs 150lbs. Tick tock Ilia

Alright I admit it. Marcus McGhee and i would probably be friends irl

>>149930336
jewriel doesnt need to be forced to do that

>>149930348
I could beat all those guys up.

>>149929558
>>149929597
>westoid understanding
he's rossiyanin, not russkiy
and he's only betraying his country and people out of soviet nostalgia, his whole identity is that he's a coal miner guy from a coal miner town, and coal miners are commies because labour unions

>>149930368
Ok but he was in this instance which is what's funny. Is your handler available to explain this to you?

>>149930182
They are right, he is selling out his legacy for some peanuts, there was a time where tony wasn't a meme, barely anyone remembers that now

shes from shard end

>>149930182
CSO

In 2020, if i told you chiesa beats tony 2 minutes into round 1, you'd laugh at me

bo enigmer

Heem is dead. Bury it

>If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity
I miss the old fighting rules bros....

>>149930825
i remember when this happened with eddie alvarez

>>149930329
Mad bitch

>>149930825
>>149930897
Paid the cost to be the boss

>>149930951
stop looking at your childhood photos

>>149930871
Chiwiwi status?

>>149930967
Good little friend simulating glazing faggot. He needs your help fast!

This Schaub....is so violent.... I need Jessus....oh god....its been 25 minutes I CANT FEEL MY FEET

>>149931083
Volk tanked that.

>>149931083
Based retard. Admitting I'd (volk) beat the shit out of you (lopes) in the end. Good little bong bitch!

>>149929753
How could mini khabib do this to us?

>>149930108
Ilia's complete disregard for the status of UFC champion and the legacy that comes with racking up defences is so based. He just wants to farm as many big names as possible, cash in on the public profile from it, then retire by 30

>>149930959
i'll never get the image out of my head of big john mccarthy lifting up that curved sword as security pinned her down

who revved him

Just met Connor lads

Ilia is not a celebrity, he breaks faces for money and BOUNCES

>>149931187
Shame nobody gives a fuck about him.

but y'all cried for YEARS when jon did the exact same thing

Ilia is actually a Revenant being controlled by Hugo

I guarantee Hugo Topuria has better padwork than most of you fucks

I would punt that gimp over the Gaza Strip albeit

qrd on the ali act?

>>149931364
Many are saying this

Does Topuria comes across as stupid when he speaks messican

Dana will give Bibi and mossad superstar Jeff Epstein one hell of an introduction at the white house ufc event. Both of these Israeli titans chilling with Topuria and the nelk boys. Chills.

>>149931366
try /box/

ONE Friday Fights tomorrow
UFC and BKFC Saturday
SUPER RIZIN 4 early Sunday morning

A win for Gane is a win for the Aryan race. Tom Aspinall is a Jew

Is ilia aligning himself with Israel to try and make a connor vs khabib 2.0?

>>149931490
i knew dana didn't give a fuck anymore when he said that on the announcement

>>149931366
managers cant be promoters and cant be bookies
the fighters must know who they are fighting and under what rules and for how much money
fights have to be approved by some sort of state or federal commisson, including the rules, the opponents and the pay

basically common sense stuff (that used to not be true before the law)

clozzy loves the blacks

>>149931497
could be. full heel is the path for him regardless. he's just too perfect as a villain.

>>149931490
Hmmmm makes sense

Why is Jon Jones such a faggot?

>>149931717
Melanated individuals are genetically predisposed to such afflictions.

Ilia "El Diablo" Porier

GAYne

what's with nazis boying Gane, aspinal is the white guy you dumb fucking retards

>>149931901
idk if they count being polish as white nowadays

dustlia "blood diamond" toporier

Get down with the Thicknesse

what if a fighter dies of a massive heart attack or perma heems themselves when they celebrate after a win? Does TKO have an organ donation protocol for that

>>149931901
theyre all browncels

fairy bootsadancing with a dwarf

>>149931901
>this guy is polish!
>so im gonna side with the "french" nig!!!
No clue

Tom Aspinall is not Polish.

>>149927171 (OP)
G – Glory
A – Ambition
N – Noble
E – Endurance
GANE

one might be surprised to learn that no one actually likes Gane, but that would reveal too much

i would personally argue that nobody dislikes gane

I don't like Gane

Sad thing is Gane used to be the most popular fighter on /heem/ but now it's all just irony boying and contrarianism.

>>149932332
these things happen when you get exposed as a no-dimensional french coon I fear

No one really thinks Assspisshit is good. They're all either just piggy cumskins or just plainly seething at JBJ

Jon Jones thinks Aspinall is good, really good in fact.

a weightclass of wealth

I respect Tom because he wakes up with poop in his shoes every single day and his boy screaming in the chimney but that doesn't stop him from realizing his dreams of being a Strikeforce midcarder. That's a warrior.

TBT to when Asspisstranny got buckbroken by her Blaydesdaddy.

At least she got the most 'tard son award as solace

>>149932531
Turn on your monitor

Tom Aspinall will never lose to a Brazilian.

Tomala Asspisstranny has already lost to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

Jiujitsu is Japanese.

Ilia Topuria thinks he might be more Japanese than francis ngannou

mma?

think ddp has ever done a pad work?

when you're in a reddit competition but you are opponents are jean silva and ciryl bon gamin' gane

>>149932818
reddit would surely have abandoned silva for being a jew lover and normies hate gane

reckon i heem minge from shard end and retire undefeated

>>149932801
No way

Jean "GOY" Silva

>>149932572
>posts a onions goblin

>>149932427
Are Ilja really speed running the ragebait for no apparent reason

>>149931901
Tom Aspinall married a p*le and has produced mischlings b

>>149927806
Based Shia warrior obliterating a blasphemous Sunni pig.

>>149933171
We love our little Aspie here!

>>149928728
Luke carried himself like an autist. Bisping was more arrogant than him.

garth is even more retarded than previously thought. he’s obviously not getting a title shot so he’s just going to retire shamefully without a fight and in the bad graces of the fans

Bisping being a bong born in cyprus perfectly explains his personality if you know about deez tings

>>149929813
Shartman went life and death with Olives, lost to Gamrot, and we’re supposed to believe that he somehow beats Ilia?

F

>>149933298
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>149933298
Bruders... hh

I love England

>>149933298
HEEM SLEEPY

>>149933324
You haven't got much choice sadly

>>149933298
The fuck. Ozzy, hulk...
Who's next?

>>149933341
all of us brother, try to enjoy it

>>149933341
Our media has been saying putler for about 3 years I'm starting to lose faith

>>149933298
WTF...Real American Freestyle might be cursed

crazy that ozzy lived longer than hollywood hogan
i guess what they say is true, heroin is healthier than steroids

Hulkamaniac bros...

>>149933361
Our posts will live on especially mine as they're peach

Heem Hogan

Convenient of the hulkster to dip just before the fallout, ever the carny and ever the master of timing heemember to never work yourself into a shoot bruders hh

Hulk Heemgan bros..

>>149933297
i think it's (relative) casuals thinking they've found a high iq expert take

>Bo Nickal signs with Hulk Hogan's wrestling promotion
>Hogan dies

prime gooby stood on the shoulders of hulk hogan

Would he still be alive if Colby had won against Buckley?

>>149933298
thank you for all you did Hulkster and teaching us the word, brother HH

I expect Dana to die next.

god damn i suck at everything

Hulk Hogan would have heemed Tom Aspinall

>>149933489
KWAabsoluteandtotalB

>Few years ago, blacks used to be the face of the UFC
What happened?

>>149933489
I think it's clear. We must kill Bo Nickal to bring back Hogan

>>149933521
upholstery might be for you b

>>149933543
Black excellence happened. RIP Chadwick Boseman.

who is the hulk of mixed martial arts?

>>149933570
na, id suck shit at that too

>>149933606
Got to be the Bonester brother

>>149933606
Tito

>>149933606
Brock

>>149933606
Michael Chandler

>>149933609
You could suck silt through a straw at your local river bank until you find gold

OFFICER NERD! *head butts police cruiser* *cries like a raped faggot*

>>149933606
Ion Cutelaba

Bobster "Rob" Bittaker

Another young athlete dead

>>149933721
I bet that he was vaxxed.

Sad day for America. Please offer your condolences to any American for Hulk’s passing.

>>149933732
No way brother, not in MAGA Hulkster.

we cannot follow them

>>149933706
He cried like Lee Rigby?

What's that even mean

>Biggest legends in Metal and Wrasslin both dead within the same week
Who will be the first MMA legend to die?

>>149933810
Connor McGregor

>>149933826
You didn't even spell his name right can't be that legendary

they will devour us

>>149933810
already happened

>>149933810
Realistically, Randy Couture. He just had a close call.

>>149933762
I'm so glad you're not banned bruder hh

>>149933810
Takayama is on borrowed time I fear

i’m yet to hear a compelling argument as to why we can not follow them

R.I.P jacare souza have just died of brain tumor

Who are we following?

Like Brendan Schaubs idol always said: Eat your vegetables and don't do drugs brother. I think we owe it to him to jerk off to Hulk Hogans sex tape.

>>149929279
The way he runs away like a wounded animal after shaking his head is so fucking grim and depressing. Neither his soul nor his body could take it.

>>149933918
struggle and duck brazza

>>149933918
He does this to Ilia btw

Salt Papi

>>149933935
The GODthje heemffect™

bobby green
paddy pimblett
michael chiesa
salt papi

>>149933979
Mount Rushmore of real ones

>>149933918
Ilia is that duck BTW

Gaethje is /heem/ is gaethje

>>149933898
those faggots will never stop me hh

More like salt puppy

Salt Papi keems Phony Turdeson.

>>149933918
this is representative of ilia being afraid to fight (ducking him) btw

Salt Daddy

>>149933935
I like it because I hate turdny

Salt Pappy

Remember those Godsmack military commercials? Those were frigging badass.

>>149933918
This isnt thailand right ? It doesn't have much mountains

>>149933996
What the hell

salty pap smear. yum!

Sweden is like the Malaysia to Finland's Indonesia.

Sean Strickgape has been suspended indefinitely for assaulting a fighter after a fight. Dear oh dear!

dominik reyes recent success is not as meaningful as people hope
he will start losing again soon, and it will be more brutal than before

>>149934074
lol now all those guys have either heemed themselves or are broken drunks and addicts, thanks godsmack commercial

Joshua Van x Salt Papi

>>149934105
Where does your mom's pussy fit in there ?

>>149934144
Hell yeah brother. Support our troops.

Hollywood Hogan bros....

>>149934153
Monitor :)

>>149931226
Digits and I get to do a bump with Conor in his Rolls

>>149932427
>being born into a wealthy family is the best base for MMA

>>149934105
Two chicken burritos and a sugar cane coke sanchez cheers

because the rules of lenition in the celtic languages, many names of scottish or irish origin that rhyme are actually just the same name from different contexts
like Seamus and Hamish, Ronald and Donald, and Rogan and Hogan

>>149934160
*spins my American flag DDPs above my head*
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
*murders kids once I discover they aren't mine*
PLEASE SIR, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP
*HUGE POP*
Well, I guess he just saw too much over there

>>149934206
Topuria didn't grow up rich, he married into a rich family. If Arman beats him though, we'll know that growing up rich is the best base

>>149934219
Yeah I said fish and chips with light salt bossman, chop chop.

>>149934219
Or Halme and Palme

>>149934219
Iain and Sean are also both different versions of John

>>149934218
Nah don't even try to steal my bossman joke yung blud.

would you marry a rich person if it gave you more time to train
or are you a real one and would marry poor to give yourself the motivation to make your own billions

What if?

>>149934274
I'd just get a wagie job and make more a year than their average champion tbqh while keeping my brain from driving me to punt pornstars through shower doors

>>149934230
Does she sell solar panels I'm not getting much luck looking myself and her company site is down I suspect the money is dirty

BitB are live

https://www.youtube.com/live/8LWKP3tskbs?si=-vJ4DsTsDhVSmsdF

>>149934219
stfu nerd *heems you*

Went on a date with a girl from a well off family once. Her dad was like the top guy responsible for organising the Commonwealth Games. Never had a second date

>>149934266
I've been asking the useless shit for poppadoms for years now big man

>>149934314
GSP got his QUEBUSSY blasted by Serra's Salami

Hulk Hogan died.

Why did he do it?

Every man dies, not every man truly lives

>>149934348
The fans

>>149934341
and yet Joe Rogan lives
its a doggy dog world out there, b

>>149934364
Not me!

>>149934341
for me the pain is still too near

>>149934348
AYOOOOOOOOOOO THIS NIGGER IS UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Gone but never fogotten

>>149934315
what's his name

>>149934372
Don't let it get too close heemster hh

>>149934348
his head is so freakishly small

>>149934364
>repeating a Gane quote

After the Hill/Roundtree fight i am extremely confident jamal does not have what it takes to get through Jiri. I just don't know what round Jiri gets it done. I shall indeed be betting on this fight

>>149934348
All Gane quotes actually orginate from Buckley. Food for thought.

>>149934418
Idiot

Miss him so much bros

>>149934418
You need 1 shot KO power to stop Jiri from controlling the pace of the fight, Khalil doesn't really have that. 2nd or 3rd round TKO for Jiri

Salt Poppy.

dana whites asshole

Hulk Hogan was a stupid carny piece of shit and his soul is rotting in Satan's anus.
Rest in piss dead bitch

Hulk Hogan laid down with another man's wife. Haram ting.

>>149934460
I miss my local florist b

>>149934443
Your eyes must have been painted on when you watched hill/roundtree, hill/pereira, jiri/hill

>>149934451
>You need 1 shot KO power to stop Jiri from controlling the pace of the fight
... Or just have basic knowledge of how to pressure and point fight. What Jiri is doing isn't special. It's not hard to beat. At all.

>>149934463
What is the takeaway from this post? What are you trying to communicate? Why dont we have standards anymore?

>>149934466
dubs confirm

I'm coming on that ass

>>149934466
What the fuck?

Even from the grave, Edilov is still Jiri's daddy

Pro-Colby Covington Wrestling Star Hulk Hogan Dead at 71

Ilia = Satan
Charles = Hulk Hogan

>>149934505
t. Khalil Roundtree

>>149934541
>satan rejecting hulk and sending him to heaven
based

>>149934491
I have never seen a flower, B. I really on virtual surrogates for that.

roundtree got heemed by johhny walker lmfao

Ilia can heem all the old men he wants, he still can't stop his country's women from being Brazza Cock Only

>>149934582
Jiri got heemed dead by King Mo

>>149934582
Jerry got heemed by King Mo, B. Let’s not go there.

>>149934591
That was during a same day tournament and he was coming off the fight where he made Vadim Nemkov retire on the stool by outpacing him, he was exhausted going into the King Mo fight

One night tournaments shouldn't count on a modern pro record.

Jiri has never been point fought successfully, he's immune

does whittaker/RDR go for the full 5 or are we in for a stoppage?

>>149934634
try reddit

>>149934588
Sniff

The only thing that matters is that Alex heems the inbred haram rat so we can keep having interesting fights instead of boring faggestranny pointfighting contests.

>>149934634
No one understands your redditpig latin

Jiri will probably beat Rountree purely because Khalil freaks out every time someone pressures him, but there's no chance in hell he beats Ankalaev. That's a style matchup tailor made for him to lose.
Hulk Hogan has a better chance of making it in to heaven

How does Nemkov do in the current UFC LHW rankings? He's at Heavyweight right now because PFL Heavyweights are dogshit and he can skillmog them, but he'd definitely have to fight at 205 in the UFC, he's only 6'0

>>149934634
Copert by split decision.

>>149934632
Jiri is a fucking CAN brother

>>149934646
>>149934662
I genuinely don't understand the reddit comment, is it because reddit rob? should I use shittaker instead?

No way HH is dead what the fuck

>>149934691
ask reddit

>>149934691
Those guys hate anyone that discusses MMA don't pay them mind

I was more of a chris jericho guy

KODY FUCKING STEEEEEEEEEEELE

>>149934696
le old people... le die?

>>149934707
>>149934708
Sorry, we can go back to goobys cock. God forbird we have actual discussion

Who we got, Shittaker or De Diddler?

>>149934717
me when that guy posts

does whittaker/gooby's cock go for the full 5 or are we in for a stoppage?

>>149934746
Jorge/Masvidal spec stoppage unfortunately

>>149934755
How drunk are you mate?

>>149929279
i still havent forgiven gaychee for this, mainly because he jobbed to khabib so bad

>>149934768
Askren/Masvidal I meant to say. But we shouldn't be talking about anything other then gooby's cock, carry on.

>>149934499
Wanna reread your original post you numpty twit? Perhaps paint a brain inside your head?

If you've ever watched or read Kengan Ashura, you'd understand that there are levels to UFC fighters.

Poirier, Holloway, JDM are all these cool confident heroes who look great round one for a moment but end up getting heemed dead by a more subdued neutral guy with a high power level.

Ilia is one of the favorites to win the entire tournament but destined to push himself to his limit before losing to one of the strongest (Islam), just like Volk before him.

Guys like DDP, Khamzat, Merab, are all late rounders. Obvious holes but somehow push themselves to keep winning against the golden children.

Alex Periera is essentially Kaolan Wongsomat. The goat in his discipline but subject to meme losses.

Aspinall is supposed the final boss but will die against a complete dark horse. Quite possibly it will be full-blown evilchad hard cocked Son of Eire Pride of Dublin and the Emerald Isle Conor Anthony McGregor.

>>149934805
Bodied that leprechaun

>>149934619
>b-b-but

43 year old Glover had him out on his feet. Goes life and death with every shitter he's ever fought.

>>149934812
kengan is gay we read baki here

pull it

My AI girlfriend silently memorized my preferences and tries not to say anything to upset me.

>>149934812
Who is Kuroki Gensai?

Khalil is gonna heem

>>149934850
And thats exactly what I've been telling them.

Yujiro would do coke with Jon Jones

>>149934865
>>149934865
>>149934865

too early cunt

>>149934849
Fedor

500

>>149934812
>guys like khamzat are late rounders