Thread 149928095

Hawk tuah vs Carlton, starts in 65mins
Docherty's last game (I don't care but feel obliged to say this)

HEAVE HO UNNA

incel thread

ridiculous captcha timers

always amused by the alpha males who spend more time discussing men's looks than the cast of queer eye

>>149928127
trip on

i respect someone getting a boner in public
haven't done that in years
do women even notice such a thing anyway? seems unlikely

>>149928137
they do, women are extremely covert perverts but perverts nonetheless

Want to run down to Woolies but need to have a shower if I do and not sure I can be bothered. When did I become so fucking lazy?

Fuck you arsehole

Working in gov IT means holding off during the day so I can knock it out at night and rack up the overtime.

only time i've gotten a semi in public in recent memory is at the gym when some temptress kept walking past me to the point where I thought it was deliberate

>”I’m just different”
>His entire personality is based around liking the most basic bitch shit imaginable
really makes you think

>Hey Simon do you mind if i have friday off work because i get my afl tribunal results. Ill be a nervous wreck all day. Steven
>You certainly may not
>are you serious? im giving you 1 days notice? Please? its one of the biggest days of my life.
>You certainly may not. You can check your results here. I look forward to seeing you 12pm sharp on Monday

Fuck my arsehole

>>149928181
who are you quoting

Is it true that real cock feels much better than fake ones?

>>149928148
This. Women also can smell if you jerked off in the last weeks and it turns them off like crazy. Further, they smell the very specific hormonal profile of people whose mother did not enjoy the sex during which they were conceived ("unsouled" males). They have a very specific pheromonal profile that literally drives women away.

>>149928203
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

weird how certain leftie types see nazis everywhere. especially in population groups their own personal ideology is supposedly built around championing like the working class. and they'll invent highly improbable conspiracy theories to explain why such and such a group aren't *real* working class people but instead a plot by nasis or the kkk or russia or whatever.
like some psychosexual domination obsession.

I'm actually so stressed out and a bit depressed.

>>149928236
Did your mother enjoy the sex that created you?

whenever I see the german flag on /sp/ I think it's a third worlder for some reason

>>149928246
Anglokopflebensraummietfreiheit

>It's not only Brisbane and Carlton fans that love watching you
I'm a Lions member and have no affinity for Docherty.

FRIDAY, JULY 25

Essendon v Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium, 7.20pm AEST

ESSENDON
In: S.El-Hawli, N.Caddy, T.Goldstein
Out: X.Duursma (injured), A.May (omitted), V.Visentini (omitted)
R19 sub: Zak Johnson

WESTERN BULLDOGS
In: J.Busslinger, O.Baker
Out: L.Jones (omitted), S.Davidson (omitted)
R19 sub: Caleb Poulter

Greater Western Sydney v Sydney at Engie Stadium, 7.50pm AEST

GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY
In: S.Taylor, J.Kelly, J.Hogan
Out: L.Aleer (rested), H.Rowston (omitted), M.Gruzewski (omitted)
R19 sub: Harry Rowston

SYDNEY
In: T.Papley, A.Francis
Out: P.Ladhams (omitted), R.Bice (omitted)
R19 sub: Peter Ladhams

SATURDAY, JULY 26

Gold Coast v Brisbane at People First Stadium, 1.20pm AEST

GOLD COAST
In: S.Collins, L.Weller, A.Davies, J.Farrar, N.Holman
Out: D.Rioli (leg), B.Jepson (omitted), J.Walter (omitted), D.Swallow (omitted), S.Clohesy (injured)
R19 sub: David Swallow

BRISBANE
In: C.McKenna, Z.Bailey
Out: K.Lohmann (injured), B.Reville (omitted)
R19 sub: Sam Marshall

Fremantle v West Coast at Optus Stadium, 2.15pm AWST

FREMANTLE
In: I.Dudley, N.Erasmus
Out: M.Johnson (ankle/foot), C.Wagner (injured)
R19 sub: Hayden Young

WEST COAST
In: A.Reid, E.Hewett
Out: J.Williams (omitted), J.Petruccelle (omitted)
R19 sub: Jack Petruccelle

North Melbourne v Geelong at Marvel Stadium, 7.35pm AEST

NORTH MELBOURNE
In: Z.Duursma, F.Maley, R.Hansen jnr
Out: C.Harvey (illness), C.Coleman-Jones (calf), W.Phillips (omitted)
R19 sub: Zac Banch

GEELONG
In: Nil
Out: Nil
R19 sub: Jack Bowes

Adelaide v Port Adelaide at Adelaide Oval, 7.40pm ACST

ADELAIDE
In: Nil
Out: Nil
R19 sub: Chayce Jones

PORT ADELAIDE
In: C.Rozee, J.McEntee, J.Berry
Out: M.Liddy (omitted), W.Lorenz (omitted), D.Williams (omitted)
R19 sub: Dylan Williams

I'm from SA so I'm German

>>149928262
i don't care about him really but appreciate that he went through some shit in his career even if he is playing for a dogshit team

/bane/ tbqh

>>149928250
same

>>149928203
don't know. i've never tried a real one

>>149928271
Yeah, cancer is no picnic so I guess I can say I admire him persevering through that but don't care about him one way or the other as a footballer.

We are anglos. A Germanic peoples.

having an erection in public is terrible you feel like a deviant

I barely get erections at home anymore :(

fuck the cunt up you retarded poofters

i can only get hard to sissyhypno :(

>>149928304
Stop gooning and they will return

>>149928304
Are you fat and/or depressed?

>>149928347
yeah and I watch so much porn

>>149928350
Stop it. Its killing your sovl and your well-being.

I've really started to become attracted to "desi" women in the last few years. I love when they show off their fit stomachs

>>149928350
You watch porn but you don't get erections?

>>149928362
mate thats the only time I can get an erection and sometimes it takes a bit

>>149928350
based. any recs?

THE WIZARD HAS A NEW CELEBRATION OMG
that should give you an erection.

wet and windy showdown looming

>>149928379
interracial blowbang

you can view my documentary here;
https://youtu.be/E1PZZ6YaU2k?si=HhG7V7sIOsMvGKaq

Is there an ice cream better than Peter's vanilla?

>>149928375
I think being fat and depressed is more the issue but if you can only get hard watching porn then stop watching so much porn.

>>149928399
The Coles vanilla bean ice cream is way better. It's shockingly good and still cheap for some reason.

>>149928403
>stop watching so much porn.
chud

just went and looked at the southern cross
looks mad aye

>comm games glasgow
wasn't that meant to be in victoria?

>>149928169
the jungle gym?

I always get store brand food. Not drinks though.

i'm a real vanilla being :->

it's up
https://youtu.be/FRRC3b4Nr2Q?si=epsY9ni1cjx5TLlM

>>149928425
Shut up mate Dan did the right thing organising the games then cancelling. Two smart decisions which earned him the most recent election. It’s why I voted for him at least

>>149928399
this mogs everything

Your favourite Weitering moment? For me? Losing his life savings.

>>149928399
Kapiti, but you have to get it at Aldi
Otherwise >>149928454 is also great

>>149928458
yes m8

>>149928399
>reduced fat slop
this or homebrand 1L tubs, connoisseur on special
t. icecreaman

reminder cucktorians overwhelmingly voted for dan andrews 3 times (9 years) and then voted this strong mature woman to replace him

Channel 7 have rented a Spidercam for tonight’s game btw.

KINO

>>149928461
i liked the part where he spoiled the ball over the boundary line

I have a constant feeling that I'm doing everything wrong

>>149928496
based Voss

>>149928496
you are. sort your shit out.

>>149928496
What a stupid feeling to have jfc

>>149928496
do you ever feel like having that feeling is wrong?

>>149928485
Crisp retard

>>149928496
same

Not enjoying Germany's commentary tonight. Clearly a man of average intelligence

Will Day be the difference for the hawks?

remember when crowds were allowed back but you were supposed to avoid the ball if it ended up in the crowd

>>149928522
trust the science chud

>>149928519
No, but fuck you.

https://www.sportingnews.com/au/afl/news/us-rapper-afl-grand-final-entertainment-snoop-dogg/90f385bc29b03b2d6d8a2b43

>US rapper Snoop Dogg is rumoured to be the artist to perform at the grand final in September this year.

bit chilly today

>>149928485
I wouldn’t have it any other way you fucking misogynist

fuckwit kayo playing a sshitload of ads right before ffthe fuckign boucne

>>149928534
awful, jungle music is not the vibe of a Grand Final

>>149928534
pretty sure he has said some homophobic slurs

>>149928221
No one wants to address the fact that many men are actually not ensouled (their mother didn’t orgasm when they were conceived) and that’s why women find them repellant

>>149928518
Fuck you, I had my IQ tested

SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARDS, THE FUCKING FOOTY IS STARTING!

>eddie bethh
i mute

>>149928414
I watch a lot of porn but I can also get hard without it. Were that not the case I'd cut back.

Reminder that you must be vaccinated to browse this thread.

Are these 2 traditional rivals? It is rivalry round.

Hawks will put on a quick 35-40 then coast the rest of the game

>>149928534
Wrong vibe.

>>149928486
already looks good desu

>carlton v hawthorn
is anyone unironically watching this

>>149928571
Get fucked, faggot.

>>149928304
getting old?

>>149928587
I'll watch it but only ironically.

>>149928587
yeah i'll watch the first quarter then i have to make dinner

Said it before, will say it again. Carlton and Essendon look far better in white shorts

cringe

>>149928587
Nah. Not fond of Thursday afternoon games.

>>149928594
most teams do

holy fuck this sport is dead, cringe garbage from some bog average shitter

>>149928594
doesnt hide the poo very well though

>>149928601
Don't like it with Collingwood, Richmond and Hawthorn's home jumpers

>>149928605
why would you want to hide it?

damn motlop is terrible

Do you guys drink beer when it's cold?

>>149928605
you could sat the same about my anus lmao

>>149928485
>then voted this strong mature woman to replace him
When was that election, champ?

>>149928619
i'm drinking a g&t with ice

>>149928619
No. Beer is awful.

I was mad at you guys but I forgot why.

>>149928485
I never voted for Andrews once. Very blackpilling he got re-elected after all the covid shit. So many fucking retards in this state and country.

>>149928627
go back to yur own couintry cunt

matt hill is so quirky because he said holding the football instead of the ball xD

I am bored and feeling feral

>>149928619
yeah not a fan of warm beer

Will Day?
Is Lloyd Meek?
Does Josh Battle?

yes i like to drink beer

fuck this is a grim commentary team it's shitting me already

>>149928627
Wrong

>>149928637
No but Steven May

>>149928637
no, but callum brown

Will this be over by quarter time or half time?

remmeber when Great Northern came out of nowhere and becamse the #1 beer. most obvious psyop plant in history. makes you think whats in it

I've hit a fork in the road

>>149928653
can't recall this, no

Tonight, July 24, 2025, the moon phase will be a Waning Crescent. It is the last phase before the New Moon, which will occur on July 25th. The moon will be less than 1% illuminated and is nearing the end of its current cycle. According to my calculations, this may be the last moon we ever see

it's fakken cold

>>149928647
go away m*ckhead, everyone in this general despises you and your worthless spam

could never drink any beer, always got a headache instantly. just drink spirits

>>149928653
It's owned and was launched by Carlton United. Not really all that surprising.

>>149928662
What do we do?

>>149928668
i know that dickhead. doesnt change my point

Carlton's pressure is pathetic.

Sure am glad this was the Thursday night game instead of the showdown.
#SackVoss

>>149928667
you'll have a headache when I wack you mate

yep turning this off
pathetic sendoff by the bloosers for one of their 'champions'

The blues are on dire.

Michael Voss was by far worse than Hird and Bucks as a player, and marginally worse than Bucks as a coach.

>>149928674
>i know that dickhead.
Do you?
>doesnt change my point
But it does. The largest brewery in Australia launching a new line of beer and marketing it heavily is hardly coming out of nowhere.

>>149928669
Embrace the darkness my friend

>>149928679
I'd like to see you try you dopey cunt

The Hollywood Hawks

>>149928685
Damn, there is some dumb shit posted on these threads.

The footy is on you fucking spastics. I don't give a poofta's arse which beer company owns which beer. Discuss the fucking footy

niggas really out there 7-8 jabs deep meanwhile now they don't even recommend healthy adults get boosties kek

the only bets I ever do is first scoring play. usually pretty easy quick cash

The Bollywood Blues

Why do players nowadays celebrate every goal so maniacally? Remember when the actual great forwards wouldn't celebrate at all?

Perhaps Carlton should send Curnow off, he hasn't done jack shit.

burn my tongue every time i try to eat soup, every single time

Why haven’t they Bronx cheered curnow yet

>>149928112
H E A V E
O

>>149928711
Mentally he is already gone

>posting penis pictures
Why?

>>149928685
>marginally worse
lol
>>149928714
same desu
i rarely have it though, don't find it filling enough

I'm baking cookies

>>149928724
>>149928724

so many hawthorn players have shit tattoos
i know most clubs have a few but hawthorn have a LOT

remember when patty cripps got 45 brownlow votes last year?

>>149928711
I thought it was retarded how much bluster they came out with that he'll be going nowhere. They surely have to consider it. He'll be 29 at the start of next season, they clearly need to start a rebuild and the suitor has multiple first round picks while they have none. Just trade him out for first rounders this year and next and accelerate the rebuild.

>>149928725
Yea buckley was a shocking coach, don't let his one GF appearance fool you

my goat harry mckay is playing !!!

shan't

>*lispy poofy high pitched cucktorian voice*
>*whistle* 50m, dissent

Umps have the kid gloves out for Carlton right now

>>149928739
crisp me when mumzas drunk

>>149928758
She’s younger than you, you sick bastard

Life is about finding joy in the little things

took like 5-6 free kicks to get Carlton a single goal

>>149928729
>cookies
FOY

>>149928775
>FOY
What does this even mean

poowong

>>149928782
It means Mackenzie Foy, the beautiful actress

ozzy osbourne died

Why does this country hate sex in its media?

you know, I don't have a heap of confidence in this game being particularly entertaining

yuck
disgusting play and yet carlton are too dogshit to stop it

The problem is, Carlton's system never worked under Voss but the umpires were so biased towards them every week that the board haven't done anything about it.

Give Voss the old heave ho

>>149928799
Did I ask for your opinion champ?

>>149928791
Listened to vol 4 a lot in me youth I did

>>149928790
based foot goddess

>>149928801
true

GUNSTON CHECKS IN

So fucking cold FUCK

>>149928805
don't champ me m8

>>149928815
where are you lad?

>>149928729
Based. Post the tray when they're done.

>>149928803
based autistic 16 year old slag

hawthorn are going to win by 100, yuck

I had one of these rulers for 7 school years and it never broke

>Curnow kills McKay
He's going to take out even more if he's not allowed to leave.

>>149928830
red: you
yellow: me

that's harry's 10mins of game time for the rest of the season done
>>149928831
kek

Sam Docherty has had a shockingly average career. At least if he died of cancer he'd be remembered.

Dear oh Dear, that's a good mark

>>149928831
>let this be a warning
Reckon he'd look quite sexy in red and white.

What did he even cop, torn abdomen?

>>149928847
hit to the ribs and/or organs looks like, probably done for the season depending on how bad it is

pretty average mark 2bh

>>149928856
yeah i alt tabbed back in expecting hearing the call it to be amazing but it was just him taking a mark at the top of his reach

>>149928822
perth chad me

>>149928847
a hip right to the floating ribs, could be bad could just be winded

I've taken better marks in my backyard

>>149928864
same in the local dunnies iykwim haha

Bunch of tough guys in here

Doherty should of Walls’ed himself instead of going through chemo

the 35 dollar bunnings fan heater has my room running at a comfy 25 degrees

I could take that mark with my pants down in the Saharan desert. Pathetic really

>>149928874
Based Chinese plastic fume enjoyer

wouldnt mind being gassed out by the fumes of a chinese girls sling dingy

Could go for a toasted Turkish roll right now

Calsher Dear? Calsher Dear? It's pronounced chowder!

>>149928886
Heh.

toasted a few turkish rolls in my time iykwim haha

A tradie is 1000% more useful to society than the average uni grad.

>>149928894
Based Galipoli chad

>>149928895
TRVKE

>>149928895
as punching bags maybe

Blues are fucking pathetic. Fuck the AFL for putting them and the Bombers in prime time.

>>149928908
Hilarious that Gold Cunts and Freo play like 1 friday night game every 2 years despite playing better footy.

Hawthorn are playing finals footy
Carlton are playing auskick

>having Docherty in the goal square so he can get LE EPIC LAST GAME GOAL
He'll finish 0.3

>>149928708
Can you confirm? I've always wondered...

>>149928920
bitch stole my shirt wtf

should i watch criccy or blueies?

Do you blokes reckon the blues can comeback and win this?

>Weitering gets his head smashed in a contest
>Suddenly comes to his senses and requests a trade

>>149928920
Id take her vaginity iykwim haha

>>149928941
If this is a Dil script then yes.

>>149928941
Zero chance.

The cookies. I forgot to put choc chips on top

Crazy that Carlton have more premierships than Hawthorn because boomers count bush league premierships from the 40's

'member when Jarryd Roughead booted a nice bag in his last game

>>149928920
AI slop

>>149928962
I got booted in the bag by a girl once. Now that was some rough head!

>>149928920
>Those marks on elbows
Skin creases or a cutter?

>>149928960
First time?

>>149928960
they look slightly burnt

>>149928972
I was distracted watching a great game of footy

>>149928920
This is all I want.

>>149928895
in the same way a plough ox is more useful than a poet
...kind of. the metaphor doesn't quite work because poets aren't completely useless

>>149928981
must have been a replay ha ha

>That """crowd"""
Grim attendance week ahead

who in the heck thought this would be a good primetime lineup?
all i can think is the afl's revenue department because the game itself is shit

>>149928985
A plough ox doesn't have HECS debt so there's that.

>>149928983
AI slop

>>149928993
This should be Sunday 1pm.

You reckon curnow has ever felt a razor on his face?

>>149928962
Josh Kennedy did too

>>149928983
Been extremely popular lately.

>>149928993
Hawks and blues are two of the biggest teams in the league.

this is all i want

>>149929002
agreed

>>149929008
yeah, good on paper for audience and revenue, but shit in reality

>>149928985
A poet's work is remembered thousands of years later. Meanwhile a plow ox (and tradie)'s work is forgotten within their lifetime.

>>149928960
They’ll still be decent, hope you used butter not some fake alternative

cookie mixture > cookie

>>149929023
FOY ta

>>149929016
Never been to a cathedral or palace before?

>>149928920
corr

>>149929023
nookie>cookie

hey dudes, what's y'alls favorite color?

>>149929031
They're the work of architects, mate.

>>149929042
aluminum

>>149928920
>no tatts
fucking dropped

>>149929031
No. They were also built over many decades/centuries. The little room a tradie built is forgotten all the same.

>>149929042
Gray

>>149929011
Fyfe clearly has a had a positive influence on the young players there. You get an air of disclipline and respect in the club now, not like the degenerate drug culture of the Lyon era.

>>149928920
Is it AI? I can't tell anymore.

>>149929042
Purple.

>>149929042
Blues for me

>>149929042
Fowest gween

>>149929050
Architects don't carve stone or make stained glass

>>149929062
yes, the grass verge is off angle

Rate Carltons rebuild

>>149929071
Architects are remembered for designing it. The one who bangs hammer is forgotten and infinitely replaceable.

>>149929076
what rebuild?

>>149929076
hasn't started/10

Did Hamish just call them the Beyond Blues?

>>149929092
kek no way

I'm a big fat dumb gay worthless cocksucking faggot queer ass prick dog whore cunt

imagine being Acres kek went from Freo to Carlton because they "showed more promise"

Half time

>>149929142
thanks champ

>>149929042
The color of an undried wall (生壁色)

there's a documentary on sbs vice lands on your mumzas tomorrow night at 8:30pm followed by a doco on me

applied for your poets license?

>>149928862
yeah it is cold af

i wanna fuck blokes with big asses but i got a small dick

imagine being Cerra kek went from Freo to Carlton because they "showed more promise"

Saad lol. Fantasia lmao.

>>149929050
architects weren't a thing for most of history. design was the job of head tradie.

>>149929139
>>149929174
Who cares, money is all that matters

Imagine being curnow kek stayed at Carlton instead of suns because they “wouldn’t let him leave”

>>149929174
bro !! flagmatle amirite !!

>>149929197
kek

any bettors got any good money moves this week?
i need a quick little 10x to pay off a few of my debts

>>149929209
I’m launching Carlton poos on pumpfun in an hour. Get in early

tradies are fucking thick as shit

>it must have been love
>go riding on the horses little darling

80s boomer music is horrific

Sometimes I go to sites to coward punch tradies, before the others realise I've already bolted away kek

>>149928895
Then why are most of them retarded scum

>>149929241
this is simply not true

Sydney fat swans

Im so dumb i couldnt even become a tradie

>>149929232
Tears for Fears was pretty kino.

anti-tradie sperg is just some faggot who works in an office (aka adult daycare) that is jealous of those who have a job that is actually important to society unlike his pathetic job literally designed to give human waste like himself something to do

Did JHawksperg die?

didn't read your tanty because there's more than one

You're sixteen, you're beautiful, and you're mine

I love that thing tradies do where they get SUPER condecending explaining something and let their eternal inferiority complex seines through. Nothing the tradie knows is complicated to understand but it gives him sexual ecstasy when he knows something you dont know yet.
>OOOOOH uni didnt teach you USEFUL STUFF huh? Its a tile cutting help it helps me cut tiles.
Woah crazy arcane knowledge bro pretty sure I could easily do your job after 2 weeks of training and practice

>>149929278
Maybe. No ass posts in a while.

every house should have at least one ar15

germany sperg, leave

>>149929291
>ass
FOY

there's two games on tomorrow at the same time

>>149929291
Arse. Jen has a nice ARSE not ass yank

Why is vpn fag posing as German now?

>>149929290
*shine through of course. And yes, I am phoneposting.

>>149929304
No there isn't

tradies are stupid but physical labour and the ability to build shit is something that will always be necessary, meanwhile if you work in an office there is a 99% chance your job literally contributes nothing to society

"arse" sounds so gay, like a mans fat hairy arse

>>149929296
Fair. I dont contribute anything of value here. Sorry for shitting up the thread, lads. Enjoy the footy.
>>149929307
Im just a tourist. Again, enjoy the footy

>>149929308
I'm too swole to be able to do pushups.

*waits patiently for 2 hours for rac roadside assistance to come change a flat tyre*

>>149929311
yeah there is

simply refuse to watch this shit game

You guys are retarded. Its spelled "ass" we just happen to pronounce it as "arse". Go ahead, spell everything the way we pronounce it and see how annoying it gets.

>>149929060
foy

Fuck tradies and fuck australian spelling

Baggers are on
*click click*

ass is an animal

>>149929327
Sorry mate, I didn't mean it and there is nothing of value in this thread anyway, feel free to stay.

Seeing Jen’s g banger was incredible back in early 00s

Grace Hayden, sports presenter, daughter of notable athlete

>>149929351
there, their and they're

>>149929348
put the fries in the baggers haha

Do I order the pizza? That is the question

>>149929314
trvke

>>149929376
>fries
FOY

Is Adam Saad?

>>149929380
nah order some fries

>>149929356
Hell yeah. The glory days of channel 10 when they replayed that footage 100x over!

>>149929393
See
>>149929388

>>149929399
put the fries in the bag mate

men who can't change a tyre are like women who can't cook.

>>149929082
Every architect needs a builder but not every builder needs an architect. People travel to see a building, not a set of plans.

>>149929352
Oh thank you. Its still true that we would all benefit greatly from increasing our posts quality on this site. Honestly, we are all just shitting it up too much. I wish people were effortposting more but somehow we all resort to le hecking edgy bickerino that leaves everyone in a bad mood. Poisoning our souls, really.

I only ever eat food that I cook myself

Blues wives finna cop a belting tonight

chips are thick cut
fries are thin cut

>>149929409
gender is a social construct fuckhead

>>149929394
Pure kino

My pedestal fan stopped working this morning so its gonna be hard to get to sleep tonight

chips are crisps

https://au.variety.com/2025/tv/news/prime-video-afl-docuseries-25455/

>The Australian Football League is getting the “Drive to Survive” treatment, with Amazon MGM Studios joining forces with the Formula 1-focused hit’s Emmy-winning production company Box To Box on a new AFL documentary series for Prime Video.

>the not-yet-named series will chronicle the AFL’s 2025 Toyota Premiership season, giving viewers an immersive inside look at the competition and honing in on key characters in the game.

>Which Australian Rules football players will be featured, or other figures in the sport — and from which clubs, too — hasn’t yet been revealed.

Well lads, will you watch and which clubs do you hope they'll cover?

Jason Dunstall used to belt his ex wife

>>149929439
it'll just be a Daicos circle jerk

>>149929439
The amazon covid one was boring as fuck

I'm a useless fucking cunt and should off myself

>>149929439
Oh based. I can watch this and then be more useful (and more insufferable) in your threads

>>149929446
but enough about /alf/

>>149929453
nah you're alright ay

>>149929453
why don't you just be of use?

>>149929466
I try but I'm such a dumb fucking cunt I just make things worse

>>149929455
please watch our documentary
>>149929450
it was sovl

>>149929471
Try not making things worse by being a smart cunt instead of a dumb cunt

fuck me, BT absolutely HATES Kane kek
there's no fun banter like with Richo, just genuine contempt

sad sack posting is an esoteric glowie psy-op designed to get you to read negative statements in the first person to imprint on your subconscious and demoralize you.

>>149929483
everyone hates kane, he's a colossal fuckwit

>>149929471
you'd be useful as fertilizer.

>>149929490
>fertilizer
>z
FOY

>>149929484
Fucking
T H I S
H
I
S

Everytime I take a break from /afl/ my mental health improves

I'm just here to relax guys

Still no JHawk arse pics. BAKA.

>>149929484
I wish, maybe then I'd be useful for something but I'm just a sad hopeless cunt

>>149929484
you're a gay fucking loser and you should fuck off
hows that for esoteric? whatever the fuck that means

>>149929484
More likely demonic influence than glowie intervention

Alright that bloke who called the Carltank comeback episode might be onto something

>>149929504
>FOY
FOC

Inside the romance between footy star, 23, and another big name in Aussie sport - who's 10 years older than him

Fremantle Dockers star Luke Jackson's relationship with netball star turned TV commentator Kelsey Browne is still going strong, with the couple sharing a loved-up photo to social media after his team's biggest win of the year

The AFL star, 23, hard-launched his relationship with the former West Coast Fever star, 33, in September last year while on a romantic holiday in Mauritius.
.

Browne was on hand for the victory celebrations, with the couple both posting a photo of themselves embracing in the sheds after the match as she looked smitten with her man.

'Great photo of a great couple,' replied one footy fan.

Winning on and off the field,' said another.

'We love to see it,' posted a third.

Rumours about the couple hooking up first surfaced in July last year when Browne posted a TikTok video showing her engaging in her 'fave nightly ritual' as she stood in a backyard pool while wearing a heavy jacket.

That took on new meaning when footy fans realised that pool was in a post Jackson made on Instagram last May, showing him cooking on a barbecue.

Then, in August last year, they were seen together in a photo the Fever posted from the team's annual awards night.

Browne and Jackson also posted shots of the same bath on the deck of a cabin in Busselton, a popular holiday spot about 200km south of Perth.

Earlier this year, rumours circulated that Jackson might be looking to move to a Victorian club, despite being contracted with Fremantle until 2029.

Channel 7's Mitch Cleary reported that the couple were interested in heading to Victoria, where Browne is originally from and her family is still based.

Speculation that the stars had become an item began after Browne posted this video to TikTok in July last year

Internet sleuths put two and two together and recognised the pool in her video from a social media post Jackson made in May 2024

QRD on FOC?

>not even a blowout, just a boring one sided win
i fucking sleep

DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER

>>149929484
Does the opposite for me. Makes me feel less pathetic.

>>149929532
FUCK
OFF
CUNT

Why don't you blokes ever discuss the football

>>149929526
>hard-launched
so sick of dog-brain zoomer lingo or this being considered "news"

>>149929576
I was just asking a question mate

>>149929589
i don't know fuck about shit when it comes to football

I'm not even watching the football

>>149929356
First time I ever saw a genuine 10/10s ass. It was my awakening.

>>149929601
same

>>150000000 get

>>149929589
My team was done for the year months ago

>>149929526
That age gap is hot.

Has Sam Docherty even won a final?

wife's pretty hot ngl

Dockerty just missed a goal

>>149929618
Based arbiter of the collective moral compass

>>149929614
bit ambitious mate

>>149929611
Jen is an 11/10 idiot

>>149929655
He should play for Freo iykwim haha

There's 3 songs called learning to fly

>>149929655
>in your last afl game ever
must hurt
nvm just checked and he already kicked one

I wonder if Luke Jackson wants to have kids or if they'll do IVF.

>>149929678
I wonder if it brought the house down

I'M LOOKING TO THE SKY TO SAVE US

Ah jennifer hawkins. I remember that disgusting pig.

>>149929680
>mfw we lose to pat fucking voss

>>149929686
you need to try naturally for a year before you're even eligible. she'll be pushing 35

I don't see Carlton kicking 5 unanswered goals here and thus am switchong off the game. Rip docherty

>>149929700
mfw

>>149929699
Are you trolling or mentally impaired? Jen arguably hottest woman ever

>>149929705
Even 25 is young for a bloke to become a father.

>>149929717
>subbed out newcombe for some reason
I actually don't think it's impossible, carlton can randomly turn it on at times
Plus it would be very funny

love her

>>149929732
all the indigenous players start having kids at like 20

>>149929739
>subbed out newcombe for some reason
because he wasn't doing fuck all, lazy cunt

>>149929731
THIS

>>149929751
because they get more gibs than whitey

>>149929731
Nah she's a worthless ugly retard

>>149929705
They’ll lower the age soon since fertility is dropping from the vaccine

>>149929751
Yeah and they're great fathers!

>>149929774
That wardrobe malfunction did nothing for you?

>>149929776
no they won't, they want whites gone and IVF can't fix induced premature ovarian failure

few throws in that passage

>>149929787
yea made me ill

jennifer midkins

Oh Dear, Calsher just posted

lads, calsher just posted

imagine toby and chloe pink's plaps reverberating throughout the entire hotel

>cerra 1 clearance
>1

I planned my ideal wedding, all that's left is to find a woman who would agree to be my wife

>>149929841
I recommend going outside.

>>149929841
what if her ideal wedding is different from yours?

>>149929849
This hasn't yet worked, but I persist

>>149929851
We would have to discuss this and come to a compromise

Weddings are gay as fuck

Weddings are so performative.

>>149929864
No, they're great

>>149929867
Anglo weddings are, and some other cultures' too, agreed. Not in general though.

Wouldn't be caught dead at the typical plebocrat wedding

so cringe watching vile atheists/agnostics doing a religious ceremony

This game would be better if Carlton were winning.

>Implying the guy gets to decide the wedding
The wife will want the loudest, photo-friendly party of a lifetime with all her girlfriends
Then do it again next week with her girlfriend's weddings and so on
It never ends

>>149929889
Agreed. I maybe wouldn't go so far to call them vile, but it's certainly improper.

>>149929889
this. whores want a wedding not a marriage. wearing white too, don't make me laugh

>>149929801
>>149929810
you are definitely gay bro

Too many Victorian teams in the comp. Shit teams like Carlton, Essendon and North Melbourne need to go and a Tasmanian team to enter. Why the fuck do they allow Carlton and Essendon to play Thursday and Friday nights, such shit fucking teams.

give 0 fucks about marriage but the future gf might. bit of a conundrum

>>149929899
Why would anon be marrying someone like that?

I am the deuteragonist of /alf/

Never been to a wedding and thought “this is gay!”

>>149929913
Exactly, I wouldn't

Sick to death of sleeveless wedding dresses

Had a comfy wedding. All my friends were there and we had golden beer pong cups. Luv my wife. Luvd my wedding.

>>149929915
That's because you were born after your two Dad's got married.

>>149929931
This, and sluttish strapless

Those two girls smooched each other in the background when Zac got up from the turf

>>149929934
No I just know normal people instead of faggots like you

>>149929932
Happy for you. Gluten tags or something

Always preferred the idea of eloping, myself.

>>149929932
piece of shit normie faggot

>>149929943
Webm NOW

>hawks won
>blues weren't flogged to death
boringest result

Lucky I have a woman who wasnt brainwashed by princess diaries and doesnt need an wasteful wedding.

>>149929973
dad didnt do that

pizza ordered

>>149929982
yep
i sleep
at least tomorrow night has one potentially interesting game (sydney thing)

Hopefully we get a proper drubbing tomorrow night

>>149929995
disgusting fat fuck

>>149929932
congratulations hans

The showdown will be a good game at least

>>149929999
oops wasted the quads
>>149930000

>>149930006
suck a dick you faggot

>No Doc happy ending
Zzz

>>149930026
>fatnon can't stop thinking about his food

eat a pussy you straight

Great Thursday night game.

>>149929995
what kind of za?

>>149930045
Based Channel 7 employee

>>149929957
the COWARDLY boy too afraid to look her father in the eye and ask for his daughter's hand

>>149929810
You have no idea about hot women young fella. Jen is top tier.

sam docherty a career doing nothing as a vanilla half back racking up meaningless touches

>>149930045
and then we get essendon getting raped on friday night. yay!!!!
at least this time they were smart enough to put another one on at the same time

The virgin Hawk

>>149930064
Yeah, literally will go down as a nobody like Anthony Mcdonalds Sniffin Petrol.

sicily's """"""beard""""""" is fucking disgusting

>>149930064
and this sport is really in such a boring state that we have to pretend like his retirement is significant

What's up doc

>>149930086
are you bugs bunny

Fuck exhilarating last quarter lads

fell asleep in the third quarter
thanks afl bring on essendon tommorow night

>>149930098
Crisp

WTF THAT CHICK ON THE LEFT IN THE CARLTON CHEERSQUAD IS THE 'YOU'RE FUCKED IN THE HEAD' GIRL FROM THAT GIF

>>149930098
36 is fucking nothing, pull your head in

Women spend money on the stupidest shit for a wedding and the men just go along with it. Many couples don't even set a budget. My wife and I spent around $20k and it was better than any other we'd been to and many guests have said the same. Some people are spending $10-$15k on photgraphy and videography, we spent $2k. People spend $5k on flowers, we spent about $500 and made the table arrangements ourselves. Venues charge $150-$300 a head for food that is often uninspiring or inadequate. We spent $75 by getting a Greek couple to barbecue and there was way too much food. Dessert was doughnuts and ice cream. People just have no idea of what makes a party worthwhile and want to pretend they're in a magazine shoot

>>149930119
>you now realise the guys that spergout at players on social media probably lost $5 bet

Do yous blokes like the Hollywood hawks?

wow a whole 36 fucking dollars mate go buy yourself a car eh

>>149930119
Cereal for dinner again anon?

>>149930098
Well done lad, ignore the bitter poofs

>>149930124
Yeah nice one mate, gave me some perspective, only thing is I don't recall asking.

>>149930064
the future of Daicos

>>149930152
>encouraging gambling
I bet he had 4 other multis that all fell over the fucking degenerate.

>>149930165
deranged

>>149930117
Saw that as well.

>>149930169
Mate its just a cheeky punt to help me care about an otherwise boring game calm down

james bond in nipland on 9go for me.

JHawksperg is back?

>>149930188
>to help me care about an otherwise boring game
When there's a good game on do you care about the game or the multi?

why do redditors hate gambling so much

they not like us

I will never make money because I'm unemployable and don't know how to make money through my own means. I will be on the streets in a few years, probably in a gutter

>>149930216
they lost their roll of the dice on life

>>149930219
i've seen footage

Only degenerate fuckwits gamble

Only handsome gigachads gamble

money isn't real m8
grow up

>>149930234
Based woman

>>149930265
crisp warren tredrea

>>149930003
based wet on wellington patrons

I might put 16k on gaycos to win the brownlow. LITERALLY free money.

I just don't particularly like any of you blokes

>>149930321
That's unfortunate because I love you

>>149930321
You don't know me bozo

>>149930321
:(

I was a semi-famous child actor but my life's a fucking mess now

>>149930346
Based Bronson.

>>149930346
t. dickie roberts iykwim haha

>>149930124
>my wedding was better than everyone elses!
does it get exhausting and unfulfilling caring about such crap?

I have the best wedding plans

>>149930346
how much noncing have you repressed?

>game was so bad that the thread devolved into wedding discussion
laura kane has blood on her hands

>>149930124
>and many guests have said the same
How many people would tell you your wedding was complete shit to your face?

It's a nice day for a white wedding

Thursday night KINO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXLetfmC-PQ

>>149930440
BASED

genuinely don't know how people care about weddings, kids, friends, jobs, pets, what joe blow has been up to etc.
i'm 29 and am already dead sick of most shit.

>>149930456
Start eating healthy, start exercising and get full nights sleep.

just think 'what would tradies do?'

>>149930488
Smash a meat pie.

>>149930006
>>149930048
He’s not me. It was gonna be a Mexicana but I pussied out, having meatballs & toast instead

what movie should i watch?

>>149930440
Should’ve posted Jen’s skirt mishap

yeah nah few beers hehe hope the misso doesn't get stirred up

>>149930346
how many takes did it take for you to nail don't chop the dinosaur ,daddy

FUCK YOU BITCH

>>149930498
See >>149930498

>>149930529
woah

goodnight. i dont even care anymore

>>149930529
See >>149930510

>>149930346
Based Caitlin Stacey

>>149930560
Lol

>Caitlin Stacey
wonderful bush on her. love to know if she had it when she wore the erinsborough high dress

just realized why theyre called concentration camps. because they are concentrated down into ash

>>149930591
lovely set on her to

Best part of Trainspotting was hsgf's amazing bush.

>>149930668
Not quite Jen Hawkins but it’ll do thanks bro

>>149930668
You just know...

>>149930668
cute rat

>>149930488
>beats bride with a hammer

They don't make them like they used to.

>>149930666
>>149930731
renton lived the dream and had no idea
>qt girl at the club brings you to hers to fuck
>give yourself a rash rubbing your face in her fragant smelly pussy jungle
>wake up in the morning watch her putting her uniform on
>go downstairs and eat a full english with her rentzas and they don't kill you on the spot or call the rozzers for rooting their teenage daughter

>>149930591
you just know didge had a massive bush

Deep cut but anyone remember when she had that website called herself & it was just naked women with feminist empowering stories about them. Like last decade

fuck i love wog women

aww yeah fuck me good mate

>>149931061
I don't get how they age.
Somehow around 45-50 their hair turns into a short curly perm.

>>149930769
imagine being on the show with margot robbie and she turns into like the biggest actress in the world while you're stuck posting photos of your hairy bag to your feminist blog

reckon the bloke who played ringo goes around telling people he pashed margot?

>>149930769
Hate that we used those sandal type things instead of the cute Japanese loafers.

my farts smelling like nana's shits right before she carked it

corr wish i could smell em

I love smelling other blokes farts

>>149930757
>implying he couldn't into an age of consent

corr

>>149931889
she molested a boy at the playground

>>149932023
meant samboy btw iykwim haha

>>149931889
>Manly ride
You don't say...

try scrambled eggs on a crumpet with honey holyshit

>>149929241
based

hulk hogan died

>>149938166
RIP, brother.