Thread 149928404

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
202

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
10 year anniversary of Jules Bianchi's death
Media day today - Bort arrived and looked beautiful; Lawson looked well-rested and had raspberries
McLaren Racing announces Freshworks as an official partner of the McLaren Formula 1 Team
FIA presidential candidate Tim Mayer reveals ‘impact manifesto’
Torger boss pours cold water over imminent move for Max
Coulthard: You can’t rule Verstappen out
Red Bull 'culture change' predicted with Christian Horner 'all guns blazing' era over
F1 on course for net zero after publishing latest sustainbility report (haha)
Mercedes lobbying FIA to increase protest fees; doesn't acknowledge Russell still needs to be punished
Riccardo Patrese wants an FIA president who can "better understand motor racing"

>>149928404 (OP)
Prefer Leo editions to 'leto editions tb h

have a today's lawson lads

G I M I

>>149928413
understood!
no more george editions though

>>149928432
based

Walking through the forest on a cloudy morning listening to the soundtrack from Slender: The Arrival after playing it
Formula 1 race weekends for this feel?

Jensen butthole

>>149928417
have a kimi and sjors too
sjors didn't sleep well either
what's going on

>>149928468
no

>>149928404 (OP)
you arrive at spa and this is what you see
what do you do

>>149928473
He looks justed

>>149928493
coffee, garcon

Since Leclerc has proven he does not have what it takes to win a championship and Hamilton is washed up. Who is the next hope for Ferrari?

ynr Brazil 2024 qualifying

>le he doesn't have what it takes
>le he is not championship material

>>149928515
Robin Matias Räikkönen

ynr Brazil 2024 race

>>149928515
there is no hope for Ferrari.

>>149928521
I remember Sainz, Albon, Colapinto, Stroller and Alonso crashing.
And Tsunoda P3

>>149928515
Ferrari's problems are a lot bigger than just their drivers.

You know what, unlike /f1/ I enjoyed 2024.

Max Furstappen :3

I miss Perez.
We need more shitters.

I miss the days before (((Liberty Media))).

rare redditor W

>>149928623
>speak trvthnuke
>gets downvoted into oblivion
I hat reddit and the faggots who use it so god damn much it’s unreal.

certain 'people' need to go back
but not ollie!

>>149928650
that thread had multiple ppl saying the same kek (jeddah better than spa) and getting downvoted to oblivion

also they should just keep spa but do something about the bus stop chicane. i remember having some idea where "fixing" the track was surprisingly easy.

>>149928170
Not AI, it's just digital artwork with copy and paste. For the logo they probably some obligation to use the sponsor's real logo and can't just draw them by hand.

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149928713
it's 100% AI, no way someone whos a cartoonist would draw a F1 so accurately, unless they got paid more than its worth for some throwaway social media post when you can just take some press photos of your car, feed it to a generative image AI and put on some cartoon model in 10 min of work and get 99% similar result that only AIjeet forensic scientists will tell apart. especially with officials giving carte blanche for AI artists since we see major broadcasters use AI all the time so its all normalized.

>>149928616
When I was a 5 year old boy I loved to see hot women with big boobs and midriffs on the car racing channels
I thought they were cool
Then years later when I see Liberty buying out and dismissing them for "not aligning with brand values" and "being outdated" (because Bernie targeted squarely the adult audience I guess) and to be more "kid friendly" I was dumbfounded
My 5 year old self would be insulted by attempts to make the thing I already found cool "kid friendly" because I wanted the same thing the grown ups did

When was the last good Belgian grand prix?
By my count it was 2010 And that is only really for the second lap rain which made Barrichello almost kill Alonso.

Lando Norris has died of AIDS
RIP

>>149928992
Must have fucked poz3 too hard

>>149928958
"What would Jos do?"

>>149928515
Verstappen after winning a few championships with Merc first

>>149928515
Ollie Bear-Man

>>149928992
inevitable but sad nonetheless

Yuki Tsunoda & Laurent Mekies arriving at the paddock together!

>>149929077
Is Mekies really short too?

IT'S HECKIN MEDIA DAY Y'ALL

>>149928525
He doesn't have what it takes
He is not championship material

>>149929087
He appears to be slightly taller than Alice Hedworth, so that would put him around Checo height

>>149929087
https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0?si=zDGmDG01j_WdIX0S

Is this true?
>>149923408

>>149929131
its true
the sport is manufactured

>>149928432
>>149928438
cute

>>149929128
He's got to be shorter than Checo

do you think chuck is stupid?

>>149929143
You know what sport isn't manufactured?

Tennis.

>>149928623
>>149928650
It's objectively worse, yed-ah is worse to watch as a spectator and on TV.
The only "excitement" you get from jeddah is hoping someone will have a big crash, and when they don't, or its at a slow portion of the track the excitement is gone.

There's your THERMOTRUTHNVCLEARMIRV

>>149929131
Yes
It's why Michelin and Bridgestone don't want to return

>>149929093
Yay hopefully the drivers will make for some wholesome content so I can forget the pain of my existance for a few more hours

>>149929169
Yes.
And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh.

amx

andrea

moda

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a cum addicted twink

The more AMX ages, he morphs more into looking like Max Payne.

>I hope this filthy dirty CHINAMAN FUCKING DIES!

Why so racist Mr. Trundle?

gimi

>>149929461
Me in the back

GIMI 88

>>149929467
HE'S BLACK!
HE'S GAY!
HE'S BROKEN!

>>149929467
That worked wonders in 2022-2024 with Merc.

>>149928428
who is this tiffany salmond knockoff?

Digits and Spa gets cancelled

>>149929819
digits and Canada gets cancelled

Rimi Kaikkonen

>>149929853
adios brazil gp. check em

digits and I kill myself

I'm a useless fucking cunt and should off myself

Digits

digits and gimi

>>149928404 (OP)
>le medshitter face

>>149930005
thats an elf (male)

>>149929323
wtf is the context of picrel?

>>149930000
check

>>149930000
impressive

alba has the most aesthetic brown eye in the paddock

it's just perfect

This feels dirty.

>>149930024
Seducing one of the (male) CEOs of a Ferrari sponsor
>>149930033
She has blu eyes thougheverbeit

>>149930033
Wait a minute

>>149929976
Rollin

>>149929814
Lissie Mackintosh

>>149930024
Aiming at F1s target audience

>>149930057
I try but I'm such a dumb fucking cunt I just make things worse

>>149929976
>>149930092
reroll

>>149929467
>DNA
dangerous nigger attributes?

Breaking news!
Mercedes does not want FraudStappen!
FraudStappen is leaving F1.
HAPPY DAYS! The sport is saved.

>>149930179
my favourite gimmick poster

race weekend

>people actually believed max would go to merc after horny got fired
>all the anons who prematurely switched to loving mercedes must start hating them again with humiliated red cheeks

F125 driver ratings have been updated

>>149930252
Original ratings for comparison

>>149929131
I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!

>>149930050
That's just the French for you

>>149930252
>>149930277
>hamilton somehow improving his rating

>>149930277
so they just shuffle some numbers within +/- 1% and call it a day? sounds like an easy job

>>149930252
>troonstappen awareness down 10 pts
kek

>>149930296
only win for ferrari this season

>>149930314
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>>149930314
>2 race wins in 2024
>0 podiums in 2025
you're just baiting anons to reply with 71 to you at this point

>>149930252
>75 awareness man

>>149930252
>>149930277
and these number are based on...???

>>149930252
Sainz ahead of Albon is BS

>>149930349
meanwhile, in Canada

>>149930335
where's chvckies """win""" then?

>>149930252
Spack Poohan

>>149930252
>albon 85 because lol

>>149930436
cute

Hello lads what did I miss?

>>149930454
american anon farted on her australian roommate and then he got a boner and they fucked

>>149930179
Verfrauden BTFO again! Willem-Alexander is fag with a small dick.

>>149930512
that's not leo

>>149930535
Incorrect. Your Leo licence is revoked.

>>149930389
Actual podium >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sprint """""""win"""""""

calm down

fucking dog parents, let me tell you

>>149930359
vibes mostly
and money(popular = higher)

>>149930252
every driver should do a race in the red bull

>>149930689
What's it like?

>chuck smells like dog all the time
gross desu

any last words britbongs?

>>149930928
They've gone mad, innit?

>>149930928
nothingburger

>>149930928
at this point might as well just go north korean internet

>>149930975
Believe it or not, you are promoting anorexia

>>149930252
>piastri and norris equal
>leclerc and shamilton equal
>gimi and hadjar on the level of tsunoda and stroll
>bearboy better than port o'letter
>lawson 72

aight edd

>>149930993
Welcome to the club. Can recommend good private VPN.

>>149928868
It's not, it's just drawn by some local lesbian.The spacing between the fence posts is regular, same for the kerb pattern, the lines stop where they need too, AI still struggle with that. She just probably had to make this very fast hence the visual shortcuts. It also matches her style when you check her other art pieces.

KNEEL

>>149931166
i see fat cunt but it is not edd

>>149930928
Can anyone explain how porn is supposedly "harmful" to children? Watching porn is and always has been part of every healthy male teenager's coming-of-age process. I'd go as far as arguing that restricting access to it is harmful for adolescents' social development.

>>149928713
reminds me one of those AI witch hunt posts where a drawing gets accused of being AI because the artist accidentally drew an extra finger or drew the thumb at the wrong place.

>>149931178
ooooooh is that a torq-set screw

>>149931267
It's baffling how most people either can't differentiate AI from human artworks, or are just unable to see when it's obviously AI

He push me off :(

>>149930221
>summer sluts
would

>>149931311
many people don't look at image long enough to take note of details like obvious ai giveaways

>>149929176
What a nice young man.

ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN OVER THE TOP
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING ALL I KNOW IS I DON'T WANNA STOP

>>149930252
>homolton

>>149929131
>be soccer player
>gets light tap on shoulder by other player
>yell and scream in pain on the ground, leaves on stretcher

Net Zero Viewership innit

>>149931489
>soccer
Really, France?

edd

>>149929176
Too flat, square and un-aerodynamic

>>149931538
>Too flat
There is no "too flat". Stop forcing bimbofication on your women already, Bra.

>>149930928
that list is basically a race megathread description

So Max, where do you think you'll go in the future?
>AMX: "there's also the possibility of (you) not waking up tomorrow"

>>149931629
>where do you see yourself in a year
>I could be dead idk

he jus like me frfr

>>149931629
>I am happy with where I am at
Why?

>>149931629
>i could die lol
really
can't amx just say that he is focusing on what's now and not on the future?

>>149931252
are you retarded

>>149931629
Max now realizes he never wanted to be a racing driver, and was just coerced into it by his failure of a father

>>149931629
He's still fuming about already losing this year
Reminds me of stroll when he crashes, he tries as much as possible to give half-assed answers in the interviews

>>149931734
Scottie Scheffler's speech shook the entire world of professional sports

still no vrooms

Alonso F1 newfags (women). Good on him

>>149931981
*Alonso BTFOs. ffs

>>149931785
Are you Christian?

>>149931734
Probably the money.

>>149931981
>>149931971
I can see Alonso having a good second half of the season since Aston still have upgrades coming and have not ruled out putting the 25 car in the windtunnel again to improve their position.

>>149932065
Not particularly, no.
>Watching porn is and always has been part of every healthy male teenager's coming-of-age process.
The accessibility, and moreover the nature of pornographic material, has changed MASSIVELY over the course of the last 10-20 years or so. If you compared how many guys become porn-addicted shitbrains now to the time when you had to PAY for RENTING pornography, I'd wager there'd be an exponential difference. Moreover, even then, getting access to that kind of stuff as a KID was extremely difficult -- if you were lucky, maybe you'd get to go through a single stowed playboy magazine or so.
>I'd go as far as arguing that restricting access to it is harmful for adolescents' social development.
How the fuck would you argue that restricting addictive access to a massively skewed image of what sex is supposed to be is harmful?

Retard

>"You've had Kimi, Fernando, Sebastian, all world champions, however they [Alonso and Vettel] didn't win a world championship [at Ferrari] and I refuse for that to be the case with me."

>Hamilton discusses his quest for an eighth F1 title

>>149931734
It's just how zoomers talk. They don't realise that the "at" is superfluous.

>>149931629
>a dad the minute he learns about SIDS

>>149932136
>the time when you had to PAY for RENTING pornography
When was that? The 1970s? Ever since the introduction of ad-financed TV, there've been ways to watch porn for free.
>getting access to that kind of stuff as a KID was extremely difficult
Or staying awake late. I know because I did that in the 90s, when that was preferable to downloading Quicktime videos with 52K.
>a massively skewed image of what sex is
Are you arguing that anyone (including teens) watches porn for educational purposes, rather than to get off?

>>149932151
>"You've had Kimi, Fernando, Sebastian, all world champions, however they [Alonso and Vettel]
Lmao at the writer covering up that Hammo straight up forgot Kimi won his wdc for Ferrari.

>>149932190
It was a thing long before zoomers, I remember people trying to teach kids to stop that when I was young at

>>149932314
and that's a good thing

>>149932228
Back in my day people died non-suddenly.

>>149931252
>I'd go as far as arguing that restricting access to it is harmful for adolescents' social development.
I see your point, but normal porn videos feel like a handshake compared to the wave of AI porn that's arriving

>>149932329
KILLED BY DEATH

>>149932324
I wish China would win already

>>149932266
>Ever since the introduction of ad-financed TV, there've been ways to watch porn for free.
???
Unless your dad was a shitbrain too, ordinary people didn't have access to 'free' porn on TV -- but I guess that'd explain your stance
>Are you arguing that anyone (including teens) watches porn for educational purposes, rather than to get off?
What kind of piece of shit argument is this? Of course, it's to get off, but if you're a teenager who's never had sex, and your only (or primary) exposure to it has been porn, you'd suppose that's the way it's supposed to be. Teenagers are having less sex than ever, Bad example to keep it /f1/, but If I was raised under a rock and f1 was my only exposure to motor vehicles, I'd be surprised at the pace of ordinary road cars too.

Whatever, I don't want to derail the thread and this argument is pointless. I'm still going to call you a retard though

>>149932349
>Me back in the day fapping to jpgs of camwhores on /b/
>Kids today jorking it for hours at a time watching 4K anal gape vore ASMR

>>149931981
>le shitted up the team man

>>149932329
>The family did not yet not know it, but Lauren had fallen victim to Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome, sometimes known as Sudden Adult Death Syndrome, or SADS. It is a poorly-understood condition in which a person dies from unexplained cardiac arrest where no cause can be found at post-mortem. It kills upwards of 500 people in the UK each year, most of whom appear outwardly healthy. It is far more likely to affect those aged below 35, for whom it is the third highest cause of death behind suicide and road accidents. Athletes are at particular risk. It is different to a heart attack, which occurs when an artery is blocked and usually affects middle-aged or elderly people.

>Until recent decades, scientists knew very little about SADS. Deaths were described simply as “unexplained”; families were left without answers. But innovations in heart-screening technology have provided clues.

>Although it is not always clear in individual cases, experts now think SADS is usually caused by an inherited heart condition like Long QT syndrome or Brugada syndrome. If you have one of these conditions, your heart will probably beat normally for most of your life. But there’s a small chance that at some point, without warning, the electrical signals that move around your heart will falter, causing the bottom of your heart to start beating very fast. Soon, the heart starts to quiver and becomes unable to pump blood.
Sounds like "Sudden Adult Death Syndrome" is just a term that spread by analogy with "Sudden Infant Death Syndrome" even though the A originally stood for "Arrhythmic".

>>149928515
Kimi Antonelli

>>149932376
Miami got extended for another 15 years, China only got 3

>>149932400
>Unless your dad was a shitbrain too, ordinary people didn't have access to 'free' porn on TV
Oh, so parents can control what their children watch on TV, but they somehow cannot in a similar fashion control what they watch online, which is why government steps in?
Also, that you think that having teenagers handle their consumption of sexual material themselves is bad parenting does tell me a lot about you and where your ultra-conservative views come from.
>you'd suppose that's the way it's supposed to be
You'd have to be extremely retarded to assume that when watching over-the-top and exceedingly stilted performances, usually within a packaging of nonsensical "plot" and amateurish filmmaking.
I'd also argue that if you're not being brought up by stuck-up Christian parents and religious institutions, you should have a already received some kind of sex education, including a more down-to-earth depcition of the act itself.
>Bad example to keep it /f1/, but If I was raised under a rock and f1 was my only exposure to motor vehicles, I'd be surprised at the pace of ordinary road cars too.
Not that bad of an example, since Liberty Media have done their best to limit access to F1 over the last decade, and it has not improved people's lives one bit.

>>149932550
It's over..... yankees won

>>149932478
>SADS
Very sads indeed.

>>149932569
USA! USA! USA!

>>149930252
>Doohan 58 EXP vs Antonelli's 64
>Hulkenberg 87 EXP
>Hamilton somehow in marginally better form despite being his worst season
>Ocon being 80+ overall

Sovl

just

>>149932644
It would be soul if the Ferrari livery wasn't so shit.

>>149930252
>kwablonso: 88
>guy he got shit on by: 83

gotta stay pozzed

>>149930252
>guy who's losing to the cuckstomer team: 91

SROA
PARM
ANCP
FCHS

>>149930252
>guy who's getting 23-1'd by his teammate: same rating as his teammate

>>149932660
I think it underline that Italian phlegm of being able to achieve greatness but never really doing it

>>149932736
The poster on the ophthalmologist's wall:

>>149932746
>Italian phlegm
Italians are generally considered more sanguine though. Particularly Ferrari.

>>149932746
Phlegm?

>>149932644
>>149932660
>>149932746
MS Paint fix

>>149932746
So does this mean I am spiritually Italian?

https://news.sky.com/story/surgeon-charged-with-buying-eunuch-maker-videos-and-fraud-over-removal-of-own-legs-13400531

>when you thought bongland was absolutely wrecked without no hope of return and they still managed to surprise you being even more wrecked what you thought they ever were

hulkamania is over...

no...

HH brother

>>149933253
Obviously

>>149933261
should've just sliced off his own penis and he'd be knighted

Ozzy AND Hogan in the same week? Fucking hell

>>149933261
It's a race to the bottom with them.

Hulk sacrificed himself for Hulk

>>149933404
>OO
>HH
PP better watch his back.

>>149932660
>P2 in WCC
>Shit

>>149933419
Piper Perri?

>>149933404
lets hope this week ends with someone gen z would be upset about like drake or taylor swift

>days since last amx grand prix victory: 67
>days since last amx trannie goon sesh: 0

>>149933419
Paul Pogba?

>>149933449
Well if Lando passes away, Oscar's WDC will feel a bit undeserved

>>149933471
thats a good one

>>149933404
WHAT THE FUCK

>>149933384
>>149933404
Wasn't Hulk Hogan heavily promoting Trump last year? Reminds me of how all of those oligarchs around Putin happen to die from Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.

>>149933471
It'll feel underserved either way.

>>149933404
Max next

>>149933419
Pedro Pascal?

Hello, Michael. Ayrton has been asking about you.

>>149933419
Poois Poomilton?

>Hulk gets a podium
>Hulk Hogan dies
COINCIDENCE?!?!

pozzis pozmilton

>>149933587
>Pedro Pascal?
The mathematician?

>>149933605
He sacrificed himself for the greater good
Heaven gained an angle

>>149933605
Chuck Norris is next

>>149933605
I. THINK. NOT!!!!

>Ozzy Dead
>Hulk (Hogan) Dead
>Porn are getting banned Worldwide

Fuck this gay earth

>>149933605
Ozzy died, because an Aussie got a podium.
Hogan died, because a Hulk got a podium.
>>149933624 is right.

>>149933384
>>149933522
>Hulk Hogan just died

>>149933624
>>149933653
Or the Lando Calressian actor.

To add
>Bruce Willis is on the Death's door
>Feminist fucked up porn and sex industry
>F1 getting gayer in 2026

At this rate im gonna commit terrorism

One thing I know for sure: Clint Eastwood will NEVER die

>>149933718
Chuck Norris, not Lando Leclerc

For me it was Lemmy on /mu/

>40 years old
>still driving f1 cars
I think hell be fine

I don't give a FUCK about celebrity deaths

I love Abu Dhabi 2021

>>149933759
What would be the funniest way for him to die off-track? Choke on some vegan burger?

>>149933814
Roscoe eating him

>>149933814
choking on a dick while participating in a FIA funded gay orgy

>>149933814
Mauled by his bulldog in his sleep for not feeding him meat

>>149931734
>>149931629
Max finally is adopting the Kamikaze mindset
Soon he will choke his own words about Indy500

>>149933783
Hamilton will die at spa

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>race weekend
>thread dead
mclarencheats finally killed f1

>>149933852
not a very happy ending

are you being deadass with me, brother?

was he even sick?

>>149933624
>>149933653
>>149933690
there was a pope called lando
the pope already died this year...

>>149933814
>Choke on some vegan burger?
That death is taken

>>149934019
the indo would like satay though

>>149933980
deadass what brother

>>149934048
FAT RED FACED FAT FUCK
DIE OF A HEART ATTACK

VISA AND MASTERCARD AND THEIR BUDDY COLLECTIVE SHOUT ARE BEHIND ALL OF THIS DEATH

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNE

Why is Lecuck on a bike? That doesn't seem very respectful

>>149934127
Whos Anthoine

>>149934127
imagine victor martins being here for this next year

>>149934145
Gasly's former sexual partner

>>149934127
anthoine died?
rip

>>149934202
So did Jules Bianchi

>>149934217
did anyone else die?

>>149934223
Hulk Hogan.

>>149934223
jim clark

Is Hamilton trying to go full Schumacher at Ferrari? I've never seen any reports of him doing anything close to this before

>>149934223
No just those two

>>149934232
HH
>>149934237
RIP (Scottishly; Amazing Grace on bagpipes)
>>149934258
Oh right

>>149934255
>Hamilton trying to go full Schumacher
Ralf Schumacher or Mick Schumacher?

They also gathered to remember Dilano van 't Hoff
RIP

Kimi won that 'race' what Dilano died in btw
His first that year
And then he won the championship
So..

>>149934332
going full david would be too straight?

>>149934411
No one cares about David.

>>149934454
RIP David

>>149934575
the aids got him?

>>149934616
damn he used to be so thin

Hey Cadillac, I've got a good deal for you

Lando Norris Monster tastes awful. Like carbonated cucumber water.
He deserves to lose the championship for this misstep.

>>149934735
Not true, I was told it tasted like watery cum

>>149934757
"told"
sure

Lando Norris, 2026 - 2027, #1

>>149934799
WEC

>>149934780
I would never drink a momster

lando porris will retire as a damon hill who never won a championship and doesn't have a single race"win" on merit

someone post the webm of the ladies crashing at raidillon, please

d4p

>>149935028
bald nigga

>>149934771
powerful.

>>149935019
I gotchu

how do edd's farts sound like?
type it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSFTmSIHtUU

I'm so happy its RAWE CEEK

>>149935056
thanks anon

>Hulk Died
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK THIS GAY FAGGOT EARTH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK JEWS FUCK VISA FUCK COLLECTIVE SHOUT FUCK THEM KILL THEM ALL

>>149935076
It was over for him as soon as /ourhulk/ got his podium
There can be only one

>Max Verstappen's exit clause can only be triggered if he is 4th or below in the standings after the Hungarian GP, per @espn
My inner conspiracist says the car could continue in Austria and the spin in Silverstone was intentional. There is some giga brain plays in motion, and maybe fake gimi is complicit in it. I am not delusional.

>>149935100
>george finishes in front of max at hungaroring
>does the last minute calculations
>breaks the post race protocol to get disqualified and save his seat
cap this post

Max wouldn't abandon Helmut

>>149935129
Helmut dies next

>>149935072
no problem

>>149928515
The only right answer

>>149935076
>skips mastercard

>>149935138
Hope he leaves to heaven mid race.

new edd just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kncF3W83kqg

>>149930296
edd's appetizer before the main course

Bongbros, how are we coping with the Ofcom Internet Safety rules that launched this week?

>>149935225
oh boy another vid of this fat fuck blabbering for 10 minutes while saying FUCK ALL

something will happen at the 2025 belgian gp

>>149935276
incorrect

>>149935100
The big bosses at Mercedes already greenlit a 100 million shekels payout, should this be wanted and needed, so this isn't relevant anymore.

Red Bull is max's now
why would he leave
Jos is buying a dominant share with Austrian investment

>>149935276
Oh, hey! That's James Hunt's wife!

>>149935332
Max is ten times richer than his dad at least

>>149934255
Michael i just sent you an email

>>149935276
Holy based post
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venezuela_and_state-sponsored_terrorism

>>149935332
Horner chased out Honda so that Ford could sell them a Ford Fiesta engine for 2026

edd is a fat fuck who will die of obesity this year

>>149928515
Bring him back to do a full-time season and he'll do miracles.

>>149935428
He knew what he was doing.

>>149929176
she looks about 45

>first race after sumer brake
>its spring slop
no!

>>149935428
Honda left F1 like 17 times now they are unreliable partners

>>149932266
Being dumb on purpose. Thats what porn has turned your mind into.

>>149935625
Just cool it with the anti semitic remarks

I really hate this facial setup

>>149935839
>Being dumb on purpose.
Says the "muh porn is bad" brain-washed Christian.

>>149935965
He's actually saying your porn is bad

please describe me the smell of edd's farts

>>149935993
Raspberries

>>149935984
>your porn
Joke's on him. I've never made any.

what's one thing a driver you respected did or said that made you lose that respect for them?
for me its
>almost every solid second of Vettel's final three season in eff wun

>>149936024
Niki Lauda. Gave Hamilton a dominant car and helped push his fake public image.

>>149936024
Piastri when he begged on the radio to have him swap to P1 after his penalty

>>149936074
>a driver you respected
>Piastri
wut?

narb a shit

>>149936024
I couldn't get over Sainz's please please please

>>149936024
max verstappen for not shouting the gamer word after winning the 2021 championsip

nigger

>>149936114
trvth, poz3 has always been a bitchmade basedboy

>>149935965
there are no christians in Sweden retard

>>149935428
This was a good idea and horner will look like a genius next year

>>149936237
>Church of Sweden (Lutheran) (53.2%)
>Other Protestants (3.5%)
>Eastern Orthodox Church (1.5%)
>Catholic Church (1.2%)
>Other Christian (0.2%)
>sauce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Sweden

>>149936294
>2021
That was like a century ago

I finally saw what Kelly does with Max in the bed

>>149936329
Sure. And when were you born and raised? After 2021?

>>149929077
i enjoy more other side of this pic

Lotus' F1 comeback produced such unfathomable aura, and then they left.

>>149936343
g i w t w m
sigh

>>149936537
and then they became alpeenus weenus rip bozos

>>149934255
please understand, he was gifted winning cars since he entered the sport. this is all new to him.

>>149934255
dont push me to see what this retard posted in the last weeks

>>149936604
>the cars aren't behaving the same
Anyone else reminded of his whining about his chassis and the mechanics swap in 2016 when Rosberg dominated him?

>>149936569
Renault have always been one of the most entertaining and confusing constructors of all time

>>149934255
>Sent documents
Spygate 2.0?
Was this all a plan of hamilton to get revenge on 2007?

>>149936645
>not a single black man
3rd racism much?

>>149931252
Because it's an unnatural, fictional depiction of sex, sexual content, and sexual situations which may distort a young person's natural development.
Early introductions to sexual abuse are STRONGLY associated with sexual dysfunction as an adult.
>Watching porn is and always has been part of every healthy male teenager's coming-of-age process.
No it most certainly has not, streaming video didn't exist until the 90's and prior to that home video didn't exist until the 70's. Essentially, until boomers were in their 20's the most violent depiction of sex they were likely to see were cigarette cards of a woman with large boobs in a tight swimsuit.
Nowadays kids are hopping on discord and a groomer is actively hunting them down so they can show them 5-on-1 BDSM gangbangs.
>When was that? The 1970s? Ever since the introduction of ad-financed TV, there've been ways to watch porn for free.
Motherfucker do you have any idea what porn was like in the 1970's?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Throat_(film)

>>149936024
hambo apologising for calling his poof nephew a girl for wearing a dress

>>149932478
It's a clickbait meme spun about COVID/Der vaxx, despite the fact that she died some time in 2019 (lmao).

>>149936663
>more Christian fundamentalim
Of course.
See my reply to the stuck-up Swede for your answers. Not going to repeat myself.

>>149932559
>Oh, so parents can control what their children watch on TV, but they somehow cannot in a similar fashion control what they watch online, which is why government steps in?
Don't change the subject lmao, first you were arguing how showing kids porn isn't a bad idea and now you've switched up and are saying the legislation is stupid which is a much more reasonable position.
>>149932649
You gonna eat those raspberries Lawchud?
>>149933261
Same country that has had a protracted legal battle about a website dedicated to castration fetishes btw.

>>149936024
Sometimes I do wonder if smug Seb was really that smug and then absolutely buck broke by Ferrari or if we were just brainwashed by bongs into thinking that he was smug and he was all this time pozzed in the head.

>>149935965
You're incredibly out of touch if you're making this into a christian v. atheist argument.
>>149932266
>Or staying awake late. I know because I did that in the 90s, when that was preferable to downloading Quicktime videos with 52K.
Your frame of reference hasn't changed since your own gooning glory days, it seems. Man, I'm about as laissez-faire as it gets with almost everything and have no allegience with so-called "christian" conservatives, so I'm not arguing for the position of being pro porn ban as you might imagine, but to not even admit that the internet over the last decade or so has negatively altered younger people's nascent experience of sexuality is bizarre.

F1-related because 90s F1 cars are now legally classified as pornographic material in Bongland (distribution of images punishable by up to 10,000 hours of community service).

>>149936756
It's the bees.
At one point he simply started caring more about bees than racism.

>>149936768
>You're incredibly out of touch if you're making this into a christian v. atheist argument.
You're so fucking Evangelical it hurts. You really think this anti-porn sentiment of yours would fly with any enlightened person?

the home of f1 is such a nanny state

>>149936668
that was the start of his version of Vettel's globohomo fall.

>>149936825
united kingdomianbrons... not like this

>>149936825
some get F, some get S

>>149936825
Kek.

>>149936825
Remember brit anons, a Haitian vpn like I told you.

>>149936825
aww no
:(

>everyone who doesn't want children watching interracial CNC blood-play tranny gangbangs with a bukakke finish is an evangelical fundie
Yeah okay
>>149936825
More like United KWABdom, lmao
>>149936768
>F1-related because 90s F1 cars are now legally classified as pornographic material in Bongland (distribution of images punishable by up to 10,000 hours of community service).
based, the MP4/4 sneaks in under the wire

>Hulk Hogan ded
>Ozzy ded
>Britain soon ded
Explain these 3 deaths in F1 terms

>>149936825
wow and I thought my country was a dystopian shithole

>>149936920
Gordon Murray's finest

>>149936825
death to all the citizens of the city of london and mclel

>>149936825
Chat is this real?

>>149936988
finna be really fuckin weird never seeing that flag again tbdesu

>>149936825
To be or not to be.

>>149937009
imagine if moot was still here
he'd have thrown you guys in with them

>>149937033
i'm sure our own treacherous cunts in c*nberra aren't too far behind

in fact i'm a bit surprised it wasn't us being used as the guinea pig for some dystopian shit like this for once

>>149936988
>unc asking chat instead of grok
:SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL:

>>149928482
Not on my turn

gimi

>>149936825
This is fucked, and it's really telling how "free" the UK is right now. But watch, the bans itt are slowly going to decrease from now on.
The "how is this F1 related" anon is gone, he can't hurt us anymore nor can he mass report.

>>149937111
checked

>>149936825
KWAB
W
A
B

>>149936988
KWAB
KWAB

>>149936825
its crazy how literally no one over there is fighting for change.
F.

>>149936825
Britfeel sisters....

>>149936825
>Its fake.
Nevermind

>>149936825
COME ON ENGLAND, OVERTHROW YOUR YAHUDI RULERS

>>149936825
heh now we only need to start posting >israel bad to get rid of united statesian posters too

>>149937169
>tf
>tp

>>149937249
He's probably happy with our pedo president.

Soon this and other generals will be free from bongs

GOOD BYE BRITSHITS
JEORJ IS UTTER SHIT
AHAHAH
NARB
NARB
KWAB

>>149936825
RIP Britbros, you can always move to Ireland.

>>149937316
Im still here though. Forever :)

>>149937277
Are you still talking about that?
Just relax

>>149936825
>sites with "problematic content" are the same sites where antisemitic discourse occurs
>right-wing parties are known to be owned by jews
>cancel "problematic" sites in the name of conservative values
>reduce antisemitism drastically

>>149936825
>deddicated
(You) made this

>>149937334
>Ozzy dedd
>Hogan dedd
>Britain dedd

>>149936825
>REFUGEES WELCOME!!
>WE NEED TO GIVE THE GOVERNMENT MORE POWER

>>149936812
>Evangelical
Do those even exist outside of those Mickey Mouse MegaChurches® in Freedomland?
>enlightened
Okay, Hans. You had me going until there, I'll admit. ggwp

>>149936825
How is this F1 related?

>>149937416
Good questions since there is not even one British F1 team

gimi

>>149936825
Can't wait to never have to see that eyebrow fetishist post again.

we can now reflect on all the good(if any) that the bongs left with /f1/

>>149937390
>Do those even exist outside of those Mickey Mouse MegaChurches® in Freedomland?
Yes. "Eveangelical" can describe different denominations that grew from Lutherian protestantim, all of which combined vastly outnumber Catholicism nowadays in Northern Europe. It can also describe a sub-denomination of the Anglican church, which did indeed result in the kind of Evangelicalism that dominates the US (in other words: You guys invented that).
>You had me going until there, I'll admit.
What's wrong with enlightenment? Whether you want to follow Hume, Voltaire or Kant, the idea of enlightenment is quite literally what informed modern education systems all across Europe. How can you possibly oppose it?

>>149936825
>British users from the UK
So immigrants and taigs are unaffected? Based desu.

New bread?

>>149937587
>456/151/1

>>149937587
Not before this one's full.

>sidehoe ghosting me
Is she getting romantically involved with another man? Is her husband back? Wtf?

>>149937587
retard

>>149937628
f1 related?

Gimi

>>149937644
Reverse cuckoldry is essentially f1

>>149937511
I thought you were referring to enlightenment in the r/atheism sense of being >enlightened, my bad. That said, if you can convince me that the categorical imperative implies the ethical necessity of allowing children instant access to a deluge of nog I will concede the point, you modern day Gorgias.

>UKfags will be gone for this GP
GOTT STRAFFE

hitting real hard

>>149937670
>reverse cuckoldry
You fuck the husband?

>>149937714
He needs to work on his squat mobility. Heels should stay on the ground

>>149937714
How long do they need to keep documenting this? 4 or 5 more years?

>>149937822
Pierre is literally the one responsible for the pictures, so along as he does it.

why did Oscar and Lando have pink eye at the drivers interviews??

>>149937853
They like to fart on each other in the locker room.

>>149937714
Is he mourning his dead hopes and dreams?
Or original Hairline?

>>149937702
>if you can convince me that the categorical imperative implies
Kant's concept of englightenment does not directly relate to the categorical imperative. If you do want to bind it to his main opus, you could try to argue that it relates to the sensus communis logicus, as described in his Critique of Judgement (Kritik der Urteilskraft).
If you insist on me illustrating how you could use the categorical imperative to argue for a moral duty to allow children access to X, Y or Z, the most accurate approach would be as follows:
A) The CI tells you to always act in accordance to a maxim that you yourself can accept as a universal law.
B) Therefore you need to reason that the maxim that children (or simpler, everybody) should be given access to X,Y or Z (here: porn) is a desirable rule or conduct for some reason.
C) To achieve that, you can just question whethere you, were you affected by said rule (in this case, a child or other person) allowed to have access to X/Y/Z/porn, would consider this a good thing for yourself and the people around you. If so, you have ample reason to accept such a maxime and act in accordance with it, i.e. granting everyone access to X/Y/Z/porn.

>>149933419
next will be michael moore

Hello Mr 4chan? Am I allowed in? Just me

>>149937885
Fuck off we are full

>>149937853
>osc
lily *accidentally* farted on his side of their shared pillow (he's not allowed his own)
>norizz
i ripped a big stinky in his helmet

>>149937853
they get diddled by zac

AMX is locked in for the long-term.

>>149936825
Brexit means brexit or something

>>149929131
its true just look at the 2005 season

VPNs and Cryptocurrencies are becoming a necessity nowadays.

>>149937885
>checks calendar
No. Apply again in 30-40 days.

>>149937714
I always bring a cameraman when I go to the spot my friend got rekt

>>149938065
t. post sponsored by shadow legends

>>149938065
Keep buying into the pyramid scheme and making the early investors filthy rich

>>149937947
KWAB
Enjoy become the next Vettel

>>149938089
>2030
>Paul Di Resta commentary
>"What's Verstappen done? Has he had a spin again?"

>>149938104
>>2030
>>Paul Di Resta commentary
Don't

>>149938132
relax, we will get ai murray and brundle calling with irl croft then

>>149938149
I want commentary by ai orson welles

Repeal the online safety act
gimi

I want real Nico Rosberg with an AI Rosberg that has all the opposite opinions so they can get annoyed and dismissive back and forth the whole time.

Should F1 make the pilots drive to each circuit like in the Mario Kart world videogame?

>>149938226
>>149938226

gm

Schumacher

>>149936825
our cunt is such a joke. we're pathetic.