4th Test of India in England series @ Old Trafford. Day 2:

INDIA 358.
v ENGLAND 0/0.

Zakky C ton incoming

YFO

kamboj looks kinda shit after one ball

County streams
>>149928783
previous days highlights
>>149923304

based countyGOD

>tfw 4chn is die

Pant would have caught that imo. Put him back on iiqhwy.

>ducky

Crawley has already exceeded expectations

>>149931266
queem haha

>countysperg trying to hijack a test thread for his boring FC games

>>149931280
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM WE WANT ICE CREAM

go back to seething about fatstow

that scamdoge fella ain't too good

NO BALL

Crawling towards Bethlehem

kinda stoked that I was able to pick up on kamboj failing the eye test instantly

>>149931372
Could he be... The return of the king...

NO BALL

>literally 1.5 days of cricket
>pitch falling apart
what is wrong with these pom groundsmen. you do that in australia and you'll be fired

bald guy with toothpick arms there

Crori onii-san gambare

duckett and crawley are bridging the divide between the manlet and lanklet communities in real time

>>149931425
pitch is fine, most movement is coming in the air

>>149931433
I would kms if i looked like that

Duckett is easy you just bowl stuff he has to defend and wait until he makes a mistake

>scores at end of play
Duckett - 350* (110)
Crawley - 2 (250)

>>149931438
If they unite, us normal sized folk will be destroyed!!

>>149931461
yep same

>>149931472
brainful innings

ear hairs are pretty shit

>The action of clapping is actually a quite primitive one, initially being used in response to being aroused.
kek

>>149931472
/strongmind/ crawley understanding that slow and steady wins the race

>ouchy ouchy my finger eeeeeek
Pathetic!

>>149931472
crawley learning from based poojara

desu i propose we keep crawley just for the banter
absolute state o the guy

>ouchy ouchy my head eeeeeek
Pathetic!

>running 4
kino, now imagine a world without boundaries

too soon mate

>>149931607
you will run everything and be happy goy

>>149931595
blimey even their staff are yellow

>>149931266
pant is a shitter keeper than the other guy

>>149931595
>notorious rapist Reynhard Sinaga waits for the sedative to take full effect before assaulting another victim (2019, colourised)

>>149931668
>shit keeper
should starting calling him diaper haha

Why does that woman look so angry

>>149931690
jejjjj

>>149931690
not been to Manchester for sport for a while (seen my footy team play there away a few times) but there's got to be "THERE'S ONLY ONE REINHARD SINAGA" chants going on occasionally.
>now TV

>The challenge for bowlers facing Zak Crawley and Ben Duckett is that they both play really different styles of cricket and score and aim in different areas. That is also why they are so successful together.
Can't imagine any bowling attack describing Crawley as frightful

what do you think about that toss call now?

>>149931787
reckon stokes knew he would get a fifer

>>149931773
they do score and aim in different areas see >>149931472

>>149931787
still think it was wrong.

How much wicketkeeping has Pant actually done in this series so far?

Mary Fowler and Nathan Cleary split up

Pants shit, its in his jeans

>>149931818
by end of the series this sub would have done three out of five matches

>>149931472
business idea: in the first match of a long series you send the batters out to defend for 5 days to tire out the opposition frontline bowling attack

>>149931773
its the right left combo taken to its extreme

>looking for faggots

Critchley makes the breakthrough at Hove

Why does Bumrah run in like a hunchback?

>>149931472
Just what you need from an opening batsman.

reckon they're dishing out freebies on purpose to keep poorly in the side

>>149931950
he's hyperextending

that’s out

that looked absolutely fucking PLUMB.
maybe it's some bullshit bounce over the top though.

POOVIEW

Hawkeye is full of shit

kek cheeky draw the lines higher than they were

That ball was falling as it struck that’s BULLSHIT

that shouldn't be not out desu.

>Zachy C averages over 80 against balls >88mph
>averages 25 below

>above the knee roll
>back pad
>batsman is 6’5
Always going over my cazzie friends

>cumboj

>>149932064
They’re not going to show the side on replay again because the ball was on a downwards trajectory as it struck him

Shitraj reviewed that instantly too kek. Miles over.

>>149932052
Clearly chooses his shit quickly and swings early so the quicker balls actually get to him in time whereas the slower ones just catch the edge

>>149932052
there's like zero bowlers clocking over 140 in test matches these days
crats and jofra are the only two that come to mind

>>149932067
we've agreed on
>scamdodge

Who are you going to believe? The umpire on the spot, Hawkeye, me, or your own lying eyes?

>>149932104
>we
personally think we're still in the brainstorming phase

Crawley is definitely scoring a ton here

>>149932087
Its probably because most out-and-out fasts are literally fast and nothing else, Crawleys problem is he can't play any lateral movement or spin. It isn't that surprising really, even if it means "nude nuts" for him are relatively faster paced.
>>149932101
bumrush and joker

>>149932101
Couple of the Windies quicks were over 140, A.Joseph definitely was 147 I remember in the third test

How fast is Rabada these days?

>>149932186
defo over 140kmph

cazzie here was that a good session for india?

>>149932186
consistently above 85mph
saffers faced none of the big 3 in the last wtc cycle, suspect creepy would get exposed hard against him

still think jansen is the real weapon in that SA attack
just a tried and true method really, tall leftie swinging it into the right hander

>>149932186
About the same pace as the opener I faced on Saturday, I'd guess

Ethan Brookes
Good player
Wonder if somebody else will sign him

Tom Hartley carrying Lancs right now, 130 in the first innings. 6 wickets at 3.34 while bowling

Essex need to get a move on after tea.

Woakes took a fifer in an innings here two years ago at Old Trafford, any other players drop off so much that quickly without a major injury?

Name the most obscure cricketer you can.

>shartul

>>149932645
Jason Gillespie ran off a cliff like Wile E Coyote as I recall.

>>149932726
me
t. awful at school

England in complete control here

>>149932726
Peter Martin

>>149932726
Virat Kohli. He can use public transport and nobody knows who he is.

>letting these two make half centuries
Bindia is cooked. 1.4bn of them, can't take out these pair of apes.

virat kohli sat at home regretting retiring before this series

>pissrat poohli

kek why cant india play cricket?

"fab 4" power-rankings
Williamson>Devereux>Poot>>>>>>>>>Kohli

>>149932825
probably glad his test average isn't being shoved down further by our part-time bowling attack tbg

i like virats wife she seems very wholesome

I'd also have sex with her

ducky with the half-ton

GONE GOTTEM

some sussex gimp i mean

>century opening partnership
imagine cruckett do this

>letting zakky c score a half-century

>>149931214 (OP)

Does Ireland not have superannuation?

Sup. Just go back from some chores. Looks like I mised a bit.

took my opinions on bong porn restrictions to /pol/ for a laugh
I genuinely support them
did not go down well

Nah nothing has happened been a slow day

*be's bazzed by a 30 average batsman*

>>149933091
I got to see them play together briefly at Portsmouth for a few months, genuinely comical partnership but was an old school English front two.

I'd like it if Crawley hits it towards the Indian dressing room, it smashes through the window and it lands right on Pant's metatarsal

GONE GOTTEM

RUN OUT

Critchley gets a second

No wickets for Lancs yet in Gloucestershire's follow on. Only going at 2.5 and over though

>>149933134
>>149933091
I remember Crouch and Shaun Wright Philips getting subbed on together for England and the whole pub laughing at the height difference

fuck off

>>149933344
I first saw Crouch play irl in 2006, TV does not prepare you for how lanky he is.

the indians look lost out there

All you Crawley haters eating humble pie right now eh? Not me, I have consistently backed him, as a quick check through the back catalogue of /cric/ will prove

kek
>bring on spin
>get smashed around the park like a chav slut

Sussex on the ropes
7 down now and 62 runs behind

>CRR 5.35
just not cricket

>>149933400
they are just smacking it around now becauee bindian bowling is shit

Sportsmen are weird in real life. I met Steve Redgrave once and he looks like a cartoon, like Popeye. Your brain can’t really process how wide his arms are

Poor bloke having to scrape poo off the pitch

Hulk Hogan dead lads.
Care more about this than Ozzy.
RIP

>>149933446
Racists btfo

>one not shit innings
>"oh yeah he's alright this crawley lad"
how does this keep happening

RIP HULK LAD

BOTH MTV REALITY TV LEGENDS

Indians are requesting the test be cancelled as a mark of respect.

>two likely sex pests die right before epstein files drop
makes you think

>crawley has scored more than duckett
Am I in crazy world ??????

and rip in peace hulkster :(

>>149933446
He'd love it if you roped up. It would be a great tribute

>>149933608
calm down zachy

>shitraj copping crowd bants
BASED

>>149933446
>loses the support of the Hulkamaniacs
>dies

think india might be shit

you guys seen his sextape?

hmm thought Kallis was a better bowler than that

thread smells great , don't think Manchester ever smelt better this after 2004

21:54pm in Mumbai right now prime time viewing

>>149933792
Imagine the smell

when I said there would be an evening collapse I meant Hulk Hogan doing a rishabh in his pants and dying.

never seen a more obvious 100 and out in my life

it's a Test match
stop playing ODI

how does India win the story here now fellas¿

Don't walk, walking is the cowards way

>>149933805
FUCK
FIRST OZZY NOW THIS
THIS WEEK IS NOT THE ONE, BROTHER

really strong smell of poo here all of a sudden

CREEPY CRAWLER

flat

(No not my flat, The pitch at Scarborough)

Crawley is quite literally dictating terms to the game as if the field were merely a canvas for his individual artistry

>no ton each for the openers
story = lost

>>149933869
tabla >>149933832
x

I miss Poot at 3

not a big fan of this national rail cuck ad tbqh

>>149933869
They couldnt even get half the total what a bunch of fucking losers

Pope to get 0

>>149933118
>Most of our Indians come from Bihar
>none of them do this, even the ones living in the sticks

the symphony ends Crawley’s bat silenced not by pressure but by fate

>short
kek

is Bard forced to prostrate himself to the floor whenever Pope comes out to bat?

>>149933483
only sportsmanliek gesture ngl

And now enters Ollie Pope, the heir to Crawley’s interrupted dominion. With dusk descending and the shadows lengthening across the outfield, England must preserve what remains for to lose another would be to tempt disaster. As the immortal Hulk Hogan might have reminded us from ringside: ‘Hold strong, say your prayers, and protect your wicket, brother

F

>>149933730
kallis not the sort for 5W hauls, he just took 2 or 3 every innings for a long long time

>>149934015
kek

>>149933900
TRINILALOO
R
I
N
I
L
A
L

go be mentally ill somewhere else yankjeet

thread suddenly reeks of pungent inceldom

THE HULKSTER
HULK DUCKETT

Mr. Duckett is poised to notch up a splendid century ere the conclusion of today's play

>>149934239
you FOOL

patrician century

FUCKED IT

>>149934239
look what you did

>>149934239
tabla x

Poot on a duck

GOTTEM GONE PISS OFF HOGAN YOU'RE OUT
(also duckett is out)

Prepare to get rooted

>>149934283
his heart turned heel on him

>>149934239
>he tried to will the Steve Waugh special into existence but got the Greg Blewett 99 instead.

After a day of consummate batting prowess England do concede a second wicket Joe Root is the new man at the crease England's supremacy however remains unchallenged

>>149934239
fucked it just fucked it you have

>>149934239
do another 8 more fella x

>missed two wickets
for ducks sake

bumrah does seem like a good lad

Wonder what Pope and Roots partnership average is?

Zaltz you in?

the hundred returns

which means theres no cricket for all the other counties who arnt included

>Root needs 120 to pass Punter in the all-time run scorers and Ponting is watching at Old Trafford
he’d not going to do it, I’d put money on it.

bed time in india

>>149934543
Weird thing, you easily can put money on it

fuck off

meds then bed time for zacky

>>149931214 (OP)
OP jinx’d it sozzers creepy lad

we'll still lose 2-3 wickets before 12 tomorrow and it'll swing away from England again.

>anusful cumbog
>carse
>bumrah
>arsedeep
noice "sport" y'all got here di lads

>>149934518
ironically it was coofvid19 that sort of killed it

>Root
>Cummins

>>149934824
>oetani
>poopie betts
>jiz jizzholm

>Indian seamers performed shit
>couldn’t get the ball to do anything despite the England ones being able to
>Crawley STILL can’t make a century
any lateral movement and this fucker is toast

YOURE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A DOLLAR IN YOUR HAND
YOURE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A ZERO DOLLAR MAN

GOD IS REAL

God is real and he lives in Scarborough

There isn't any scientific evidence at all that suggests being stingey will make you any richer long-term than being frivulous will
Look at me, I'm frivulous, but it seems to pay well

Toil on the morrow

Literally the only shit song on Cameron Winter- Heavy Metal is 'we're thinking the same thing'
A modern triumph and a rare gem
The bouldering of music

>spacky drunk posting again

>you six pull-up max fat neek posting again
*Rubs your fat belly*

he’s even slurring his posts kek
>takes a day off
>gets pissed

10 pull-ups is a pipe dream you obese neek

I can do 25
Btw

To be honest with you Cricket is really boring and for fat neeks
Bouldering is a lot more fun

He seemed like a lovely bloke
Maybe it's the posh ones you have to watch out for

If I saw him on grindr and he was close I’d probably suck his cock

>>149936862
youre too old for him

>>149936708
PFO

My flat is so peng

>>149936913
who'd fall for such a poorly written image

Definitely a better purchase than PARSIQ thus far

The arundel paedophile
The rivendell kid fiddler

Imagine if Zachy had never invested in parsnips he wouldn't have to live in a leased bedsit

If 4channel was still a thing it wouldn't require the id thing would it? I wouldn't think so anyway

Bouldering on the morrow

>>149937059
there is literally nothing wrong with a leased property
it's not a bedsit anyway it's lovely

Why do I need a house as my first home
a big neeky house
houses are pure bourgeoisie

would be embarrassed to live in a flat personally, but i'm not a chav

>>149937269
they rebranded them as 'apartments' just for poofs like you

you have more pressing embarrassing issues you poverty ridden little ball bag, can't even do 7 pull-ups

I love my flat
My mum gave me some towards it
But really, its all me
My vision

Zachy getting fully invested into interior design like some kind of bender

I deserve extreme financial help in my my favour

>>149937531
Wants to get his interior painted more like
i.e. shagged up the arse by a man who then ejaculates up it

https://youtu.be/SXnGjtGhpOk?si=pVaUgHRQjt2ZmwO2

Based

My grandfather is worth somewhere between 5 million and 11 million
Nothing too crazy really

@grok how did certain man's grandfather lose so much money recently?

But it doesn't solve the pain

The pain is continuous, neverending, it is experienced simultaneously by both a tarq in Yorkshire, at the same time by a drug dealer in antioquoa

kek india

Unironically can't wait for Poland to get invaded by russia

>>149938034
why u bloody

>>149934824

What a nonce
I have been drunk over the years
But shagging kids has never once crossed my brain to be honest

>>149938596
applied for a nonce loicence yet mate

>>149928783
/COUNTY/ Reports & Highlights of round 11 day 3:

>Division One

Hampshire 367/6.
v Nottinghamshire 578/8dec.
https://youtu.be/RF4NzJ_sMEk
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvgng78epkgo

Sussex 204. & 245/7.
v Essex 504.
https://youtu.be/X-yaQTvm8ls
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c8d6d9g7zpyo

Warwickshire 184. & 55/2.
v Worcestershire 333. & 243.
https://youtu.be/cDXmIYh0zZ4
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1jwjgx43yeo

Yorkshire 517/6dec.
v Surrey 338/4.
https://youtu.be/OrwmKV9h-wA
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/czryrl8lxjxo


>Division Two

Derbyshire 189. & 98/4.
v Leicestershire 398. & 236/9dec.
https://youtu.be/s8CKcvwcSxA
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx2v2jvqwvno

Glamorgan 327. & 25/2.
v Kent 155. & 360.
https://youtu.be/lqor_Lt5zD8
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx202k020eyo

Gloucestershire 381. & 98/0.
v Lancashire 557.
https://youtu.be/-Rb3UVLeSkI
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cj9v913rpj4o

Middlesex 625/8dec.
v Northamptonshire 261. & 64/3.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c9qxqjx3vrdo

well we'll see if thats the last time I can post that legally in the morning

noncey poncey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr4Xp1FzJq0

>>149938596
Thought that was a possibility a couple years back but the man is just a cunt quite frankly

>the revellers in the party stand - repurposing the Mitchell Johnson song for Siraj - would be proven right. India bowled to the left. They bowled to the right. Their bowling was, well...

nak katwa di ngl fellas
https://youtu.be/A55AtKAIz54

>26yo
>28 teams
?!

>>149939256
my goat

>>149939256
mirin' the hustle fr
reminds me of my younger self ngl

>>149938596
That was confirmed? Kezza...

RIP Graham Thorpe

poor lad

garn shitpost lads
*waits at loicence stop*

alright the lads
i think india will be batting again before tea tomorrow after our strong start from today fizzles out. leaving day 4 looking open. but then day 5 rains out anyway

how will Arundel ever recover?

>bongs do good in test criccy, promting jeetcide
>rollout ban for brit flags

the bindus won

oh nooo
it's really happening innit¿
ooof
farewell, fellas x

>>149931234
> UK flags out

oh no

>>149941443
>yellow flags out
oh no

People really be thinking this whole "verification" thing is going to change anything.
Back when I was growing up you had to to prove you were 18 to access porn sites anyway, I'm not sure when that exactly stopped.
And if you can't prove you are 18 you shouldn't be looking at the stuff anyway, same with being asked to show id at the bar

>>149942351
it'll just be the most mainstream places that do it
95%+ of porn sites wouldn't even be aware of the act
and ofcom won't care about anything except the biggest companies because it's just a PR move for them (and they're toothless anyway)

bouldering later

just woke up in the shag pad

Monmouth on Monday

So is today the day they ask for our passport to post?

>>149942523
Morning, put some coffee on love

shite pitch that in Scarborough

even worse than last year

Just seen the trailer for the new film they are calling "War of the Worlds" threw up a lot during it
Horrific stuff, when will people make original stuff rather than bastardise classics

unironically world-leading though

>>149942646
they completely ran out of film ideas on November 23rd, 2024
hence why I have decided against renewing my cinema membership

Chunky Wedding Rings Are Trending Right Now – Just Ask Charli XCX

Why don't they play cricket in Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan etc

Any current non test nation are too weak mind for Cricket, if they had the braingirth for it they would have test status by now, simple as

cant believe i just had to upload my passport to post about creepy crawley

>>149942550
4chan either won't bother or will just ban all UK IPs if Ofcom actually bother coming after them
they don't have the budget to outsource that
more likely ofcom will have to apply for a court order to block 4chan for failing to comply because I don't really see how they could actually fine 4chan
if they bother

FONT borough for bouldering every Friday night

>>149942795
yeah
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICALS
out bouldering every friday night

Listening to Cameron Winter

>posts all night long
perhaps you should get a job spacky and then maybe you wouldn’t spend all night making rambling posts on a general for a sport you claim not to like. Unironically if this place did get banned for UK IPs it actually do you good, maybe then you could work on developing those toothpick arms and legs of yours.

Addiction to this site is real. One of the regular storytime posters on /co/ got permabanned recently (ip range ban) and he did not take it well.

>>149942817
>posts all night all long
and I can do over 20 pull ups at around 75kg bodyweight so empirically don't have toothpick arms, you fat neek

Wonder if you can get a job doing 20 pull ups?

at what point did I post all night
fat Hampshire freak

>another spergout
>at 7:30 in the morning
lmao. soz spackers i know it’s hard to hear but you need to sort your life and arms out. Don’t know if the rage is coming from the bottle, self-loathing or just general tard rage but leaving this place might help.

>>149940423
Arundel mentioned‼
Sussex til I die

jfc zachy wind it in you boring cunt

australia will be copying britain with this shit soon

tiresome

>>149943053
hope so
cant wait for the ashes
cant believe how we bundled it last time
this year it our year
CRAWLEY ON TOP LETS GOOO

we're a twin fantasy (2010) general

They've moved to me a new team at toil where they have a half hour catch up every single bastard morning
They're all stupidly friendly too, with a Teams chat where they say good morning and good night to each other everyday, and blogspot about their lives
Kill me NOW

>>149943272
kek gm lad x

>>149943286
Morning! x
Have a good evening? x
Got a good GIF to represent your feelings today? x
It's Friiiiday, almost the weekend! x

The one who does what is sinful is of the devil, because the devil has been sinning from the beginning. The reason the Son of God appeared was to destroy the devil’s work.

something to think about while we wait for play to rtesume

>>149943299
I assume theyre also talking about love island?

>>149943309
They actually are ffs
Assumed it was only working class scrotes who'd waste their time with that nonsense but it's apparently infected the middle classes too

>>149943300
You'd have loved it in here yesterday Diegsy
Lots of off-topic blog posts about the relationship between theism, purpose, and morality while the Test slowly meandered along in the background

>>149943323
>Lots of off-topic blog posts about the relationship between theism, purpose, and morality while the Test slowly meandered along in the background
wtf that's not appropriate this is to talk about cricket
off topic only cos we waiting for it to resume

Exactly, can't talk about Cricket when it isn't happening, this goes for Lunch, Tea, Drinks and between overs btw

>>149943347
Also between balls within an over

Been picking up all sorts of injuries since returning to cricketing
Being the specialist fieldsman comes at one HECK of a cost

>>149943356
blog on snorelord

Personally think playing club cricket is a better use of time than wanking to Macaulay Culkin every week

>>149943430
Tune in tomorrow at around 8pm for a healthy blogpost re how I was dismissed for a low score again but it ultimately wasn't my fault at all (tomorrow I expect the pitch will be keeping low, leading to my being clean bowled by a half tracker that became effectively impossible)

My home pitch does actually play like that desu
There's an old saying at the club "Never play back on a [club name] track"
Could be why I've developed atrocious technique over the years

>>149943459
Have you considered intentionally padding up and getting out LBW instead
Great dismissal, especially if you do it first ball

>>149943459
turn off tune out drop in is my ethos wrt you

>>149943482
Got out LBW last match (horrific decision by the umpire, by all accounts) so it's probably about time I mixed it up

Used to always be out bowled or caught in the infield but have barely been out like that at all this year because I'm playing like more of an old man coward, so I'm wondering about going out with the intention of giving it more of a baz tomorrow

>>149943502
Thanks for dropping in x

(8) she dont love me so im ksipping all the foreplay (8)

This whole idea of actually having a backlift, first floated to me at nets on Wednesday, could be absolutely revolutionary

The medication finasteride has become popular among young men. But for those struggling to conceive, it could be the reason.

Soon after Will Stone and his wife, Brittany, got married in 2021, they started trying to have a baby. But early attempts didn’t pan out, and by the next year, they went in for testing.

Brittany’s results came back normal. But Will’s were more disappointing.

His sperm count was about 2 million per millilitre, far below the 10-million threshold his doctor told him was optimal for the couple to try intrauterine insemination, or IUI. He was referred to a urologist, who asked what medications he was taking.

When Will, a data analyst in Austin, Texas, mentioned he took a 1mg dose of finasteride, a daily pill for hair loss, the urologist interrupted him.

“He told me to stop taking it immediately,” Will, now 32, said.

Finasteride, sometimes sold as Propecia, is a widely used prescription medicine for male-pattern baldness.

For many, the medication comes with no issues and can provide newfound confidence, but it does carry side effects. Will had known there was a small possibility of reduced libido and erectile dysfunction (between 1 and 2%), but he didn’t know that the drug might be linked to his fertility struggles.

Finasteride is prescribed at higher doses to treat enlarged prostates and has been known to mildly affect sperm counts. But Dr James Kashanian, a urologist and the director of male sexual health at Weill Cornell Medicine, said the drug has also “significantly affected” some patients’ sperm quality, even at 1mg, the dose typically prescribed for hair loss.

Unlike with other side effects of the drug, it’s not clear how common reduced sperm counts are, and much of the data is anecdotal. While some doctors say that it can be a significant problem, especially among men already struggling with fertility issues, others say it plays a relatively small role.

any robert lewis dabney men in?

Still, many young men are not aware of any potential risks, said Dr Mary Samplaski, a urologist and the former director of male infertility at the Keck School of Medicine at the University of Southern California.

Will had been prescribed finasteride for hair loss through the telehealth company Hims & Hers. A senior vice president at the company said it provides information about finasteride when patients are prescribed it and includes a warning on its website about infertility and poor sperm quality.

In most cases, fertility issues seem to reverse within a few months of going off the medication and there is no evidence it causes birth defects. In Will’s case, he stopped taking it the day his urologist told him to. When he tested again 10 weeks later, his sperm count had jumped to 250 million per millilitre, a 125-fold increase

This is the drug that killed warnie right?

So that's why Zachy "homealone" B is a low test faggot? all to keep his balding at bay.

>>149943699
???

>>149943699
You mean leasehold bedsitalone

If your brother or sister[b] sins,[c] go and point out their fault, just between the two of you. If they listen to you, you have won them over. 16 But if they will not listen, take one or two others along, so that ‘every matter may be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses.’[d] 17 If they still refuse to listen, tell it to the church; and if they refuse to listen even to the church, treat them as you would a pagan or a tax collector.

something else to think about as we eagerly await the return of play

just written a song called I love my flat

Your flat what?

Wonder what God thinks about people who grow their wealth by extracting ever increasing rents from the labour of poorer people, while never actually labouring themselves

>>149943818
doubt he would be happy

Starting to wonder if I've had stomach parasites for the last 20 months, from drinking tap water in South America

>>149943837
You got a brain parasite hence the abonminably boring posts

>>149943830
Show a bit of respect to the Big Man and use "He", please

Can't wait until the cricket starts at 11am (Pears vs Bears at Edgbaston)

>>149943858
peace

>>149943847
Only accept criticism from people capable of playing forceful front-foot cuts, sorry

There's one oz poster here who played at a very respectable youth level and is no doubt capable of dismissing a ball through covers with a forceful front-foot cut

Not convinced that anybody else here has that capability but I'm happy to be proved wrong

>front foot cuts
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>149943847
so thats the cause of your boring blog posts?

england vs india not reddit enough for our dear bard

>>149943935
I would watch India vs England if not for the fact that an infinitely more important and entertaining match is co-ocurring

I daresay I'll watch England vs India in the clubhouse tomorrow after getting dismissed for a fourth ball duck

I'll tell you what's good
Granola

>>149943924
where?

>>149943878
Ozzy Osborne was English mate

>>149943996
Gredditnola

>>149944003
See >>149943773
>>149943550
>>149943521
>>149943300

>>149944055
none of those blogs

First time pulling up /cric/ for the day
I thought the government was banning all british Posters from this place, what's going on

/COUNTY/ Championship, round 11 day 3:

>Division One

Hampshire v Nottinghamshire
https://youtu.be/0rRX6j2relc

Sussex v Essex
https://youtu.be/sBI5avDPdMg

Warwickshire v Worcestershire
https://youtu.be/QxGsMq7g2vI

Yorkshire v Surrey
https://youtu.be/fAX-ZAjFnaY


>Division Two

Derbyshire v Leicestershire
https://youtu.be/Cf1vGFo9S8Y

Glamorgan v Kent
https://youtu.be/vt7VPibEY68

Gloucestershire v Lancashire
https://youtu.be/QpT9zRhwDRA

Middlesex v Northamptonshire
https://youtu.be/kcxVMBYkjl8

yesterdays highlights: >>149938704

>>149944110
asxanned me passp;ort

>>149944110
Nothing ever happens

The problem with Indians is

If Khurram Shahzad rips through the Bears in the second innings like he did in the first, then he deserves the keys to Worcestershire

>>149944110
I was followed on my way to posting here.

Greenland isn't actually that much larger than Peru, interestingly

>>149944110
literally a meme

see so many nang yatties around my new location
didn't see any before
can only be a bullish sign

I for one am looking forward to a Rehan Ahmed 10-for

may have pulled something out the bag, I almost don't feel cool enough to live here

Grigget

>>149944255
>nang yatties
speak english you wogified runt. your grandfather would be turning in his grave

reckon YJB has a say in the Scarborough wicket? Dire

>>149944255
i understand zero of this

one boring blogpost = one more vote cast for Labour to strengthen inheritance tax laws

not an advert for cricket that scarborough wicket put it that way

oh boo hoo

>I think Zak is pretty good at getting away from the game and not think too much
jej

I'm assuming a nang over there is same as here, a nitrous oxide cannister used to get high with
A yattie is some kind of stupid word that should hold no purpose, no idea there

LETS FUCKING GO

>no one minute silence for the Hulkster

>>149944390
doesn't seem the cricketing type

GONE GOTTEM

Harmo strikes early

>>149944403
It was how he spent his final moments RIP.

Anderson has removed Bancroft (again)

>>149944414
hope that daily mail writer too the afternoon off after cooking up that one, fantastic

Pope looking tetchy

Script says 60 runs added before the first wicket today

Harmy accidentally called Pope "Poop" haha

I was saying "Poop"

>>149943272

lay a bardaroo on them fella, you will be KING of the team ngl x

Person of Occidental Origin

>>149944594

out

>yeah we'll have a review m8

poovieww

Went off to make some tea by the time i get back, Essex have bowled out Sussex.

GONE GOTTEM LOST BY AN INNINGS (KEK)

NO BALL

any chuckmen in?

>>149944703
ye me m8 I'm bowling at OT rn

N O B A L L

If I were playing I wouldn't be able to hold myself back from saying 'chucking streetshitter' on stump mic

Glammy making it hard work against Kent

Think the Indian bowlers might be a bit shit lads

How does one coach bumrash?
"Yeah mate just chuck it down there"

ffs root

Nice fielding

>bindia

>>149944403
On a losely related note, I'm kinda suprised we've never had a movie/show about a disgraced/washed up US baseballer trying cricket

You'd think Ted Lasso would have made some writers/producers realise it's ripe for a fish out of water comedy.

>>149944759
please redeem wicket

>>149944782
hes throwing action has been cleared by the ICC he is not chucking the ball.

>>149944804
No but he still looks like a mong

>>149944799
americans know cricket has popularity they just have pajeet fatigue after decades of call centres

>>149944804
Not cleared by me mate

>>149944799
They melt to pieces when presented with the rules of the game, unlike football
Which is a bit funny to me, considering American football is one of the most over-officiated sports I can think of

boring stat, this must be the case for 95% of specialist bowlseers. toil against the top and middle order, then statpad against the tail.

yh, its why that Steven Finn article about Josh Tongue, calling him the "Tail-end specialist" for England was such a meme. Talk about damning with faint praise
>he heems the lower order
>but what about the top and middle
>well...uh..ummm..eerrrr

>>149944840
your tail enders suck at batting bro

Indias tail is much shorter than >ours

>>149944804
They always clear Asian chuckers, See Malinga the Slinger. They know they'll get racism accusations if they punish them so they'll invite them to a lab to get the bowling action inspected, at which point the bowler will stop chucking and they'll just ignore that the bowling they measured was 10mph slower with less far less spin.

>>149944840
It's more to show that he's been dross against proper batters

we too probably have people here who are born with freak hyperextensions but cricket isn't the first sport in any civilised nation, its third at best in Australia for example. so those freaks are unlikely to find their way to cricket. but cricket is all there is to do in the subcontinent.

Root now joint 3rd on the all-time batters record

taking this pie chucker to the cleaners

>>149944919
The Root is on fire!

>batter
Use the correct term please, it's batsman. Batter is what you put on fish.

>>149944882
Darrell Hair died for this

>>149944952
Batter my sausage you pedantic little cunt

>>149944952
Or what the 'usband does after a six pack of Stella

even me right on mummy asked the other week "why are they saying 'batter'"

>>149944952
modern cricket terminology would be batsperson as batsman is a patriarchal term

>>149944952
I shot my batter inside your mum last night champ

watching survivor

Root well on target to show up Tendulkar for the fraud he is.

>>149944952
But what about the players on not carrying a bat?

>>149944999
but Tendulkar has the important statline

personally didnt have sex with that anon's mum or ask him to commit homosexual acts on my person

get this; joe poot and ollie poope

england is playing really well!
go england

>>149945099
Whats a poot mate?

>>149945102
Don't Worry, they'll soon collapse

Ashes status?

>>149945120
not much what's a poot with you

Lancs are going to want to get these last 7 wickets pretty promptly, Gloucestershire nearly have a lead

>Becomes third leading test scorer in history
>Lancashire crowd booing him because he's from Yorkshire
harsh

Reminder that Australia actually has a bowling line up and therefore the ashes will be a whitewash

Ahmed gets his second fifer of this match against Derby

>>149945160
yeah but your peem's average age is the same number as poop's batting average

Kumboj looks like a horrible little manlet

Right yeah very good England are winning and all that but why not throw away a few wickets and mix things up a bit?

This is a grim test for bowling.
>Slow bowler getting a 5er in first innings
>Kamboj looks like a part timer from grade cricket
>Chucker isn't getting anything either

how come umpsmen don't preside over many tests
dickie "dickie" bird only oversaw 66 over 23 years.

>>149945171
Heard enough, need him at 3 at the Gabba

>>149945209
>slow bowler
actual retard, stokes is consistently over 80 mph
>Chucker isn't getting anything either
because its in England and its still a fairly English pitch with not much of bounce and a fast has to work it, despite the same pozzie going on about >muh muh dire pitch.
There's plenty in this pitch for a decent bowler. Even the spazballers are recognising this isn't likely to be an easy pitch for a 4th innings chase.

>>149945212
Only two of them per game.

Each day should have different umpires

>>149945212
Back in his day there were fewer test matches. Also tests used to have an umpire from the home nation and an international umpire, so I don't think old Dickie did many (or any) overseas tests.

>>149945280
surely that increases the need for umpeers

jadeja will get breakthrough
he has the way of the spin

Parky gets a third for Kent, Glamorgan 4 down now.

So this test is just going to be a draw huh

Talksport comms really trying to jinx Root, if he fucks it blame them

Pope played like absolute shit.

>>149945212
I didn't realise he was still alive.
>how come umpsmen don't preside over many tests
Because the vast majority of test matches were done by home country umpires, and most countries usually played 6 at most Tests in a year. 80% of Bird's were in England and those that weren't didn't happen until the 90's when it started to be 1 neutral 1 home. He would probably have double the amount of tests if they had neutral umps when he started as English umps would have been solid picks for NZ, South Africa, Australia and West Indies games.

>>149945327
rain next two days innit.
if England can set a lead today for second innings, maybe its doable.

>£10.78
cop?

Pope is just shit isn't he

>>149945415
bargain

Tuffers earning his fee as usual by sniggering at anything which could even remotely be innuendo
>the ball settles softly in the grass and they'll take a single
>*snort*

>Richard "Harold" Bird is still alive

>dickie bird outlived hulk hogan
>boycott's career peak occurred before hogan even became famous and he still outlived him

I wonder if dickie was taking steroids too

>>149945578
definite road rage on display

For an abject coward Root is a pretty good cricketsman

Dickie only did half the amount of leg drops

this root lad isn't too bad
future captain for sure

England are on the ropes here
Or the turnbuckle given recent events x

Test is lagging, which player from history would you most want to watch to judge how much of a fraud they were? Grace or Bradman for me

bradman but during his army medical

Declaring while behind would be brainful

Every Cricketsman is a fraud except for the Lancashire teams I watched live as a lad

I always knew a team of 50 and out men would solve cricket.

>>149945633
Murali.
>yes he was a chuck
>flat track bully with an atrocious average vs Australia & India
>260 wickets vs minnows (WI, Bang, Zim)

Feeling Baz calling for a dramatic collapse once England get a few runs ahead

feel the nation with 1.4bn cricketers to choose from will have wished for a better morning session than that

lovely pine fresh scent to this thread

Think India have England exactly where they want them after that session.

>>149945803
is that what English people smell like?

Why are India so bad (and smelly)?

>>149945834
it's an interesting discussion

>>149945826
No, they also smell like curry these days

>>149945826
indeed

>>149945849
What red blooded male doesn't love a good curry?

soo which do you like more
Shawn of the Dead or Hot Fuzz?

>allowed to chuck
>still gets brutally exposed
what DID the 'best bowler in the world' mean by this?

>>149945898
England clearly doctoring their pitches though.

Aussies smell like eucalyptus

>>149945903
>t. Ausjeet

me¿ it's sandalwood and clove
simple as x

>>149945903
holy mother of COPE ausjeet

anyone wants an ANUSFUL CUMBOG?
ENGLEL be liek...yh, yes please ta x

>they hated him because he was eight

>>149945999
meant right*

countysperg
*snaps fingers*
new thread, now.

wanted a better pic for the OP but this will have to do
>>149946048
>>149946048
>>149946048

>>149946075
thank you anon