>Lovely to meet you, I’m Finnie the official mascot for the Glasgow 2026, Commonwealth Games.
>I’m a unicorn (Scotland’s national animal - just saying). Sport’s my absolute favourite thing. I’m here to cheer on every athlete, bring the buzz and maybe add a little magic to The Games while I’m at it.
>So, let me tell you a little bit about me...
>After I was imagined by the young people of Glasgow, something amazing happened, they wrote my story. From where I grew up, to how I got my horn, my stars and everything that makes me, me. It’s full of magic, sport and loads of heart.
>Some call me the hype-master because I love making people smile, cheering from the sidelines and getting the crowd going. I can feel when they’re buzzing and I can tell when they need a boost. If the energy’s dipping, I’m there with a grin, a wave, maybe even a wee dance. If it’s tense, I’ll help lift the nerves. I’m there for the big cheers, the quiet moments and everything in between. Whatever the mood is, I help turn it into something magic. I’ll cheer for every single athlete, in every sport, from every country. If someone’s down, I’m the one with an arm around their shoulder. If things go quiet, I’m the one starting the clap. If it’s getting close to a big moment, I’ve probably already started bouncing.
>I can’t wait to meet you all soon and spread a little magic for Glasgow 2026.

I miss Clyde the thistle from the Commonwealth Games. Clyde was a bro. Finnie looks like some cringe nonbinary Twitch streamer.

Finnie sexo

don't ever want to hear any of you fuckers saying Phevos and Athena were bad again

The traffic cone thing is genius, shame it looks like some furry/brony design

pretty cute

We finna finger finnie

Also being Scotland it should have been a dragon. Then as part of the opening ceremony they can 'chase' the 'dragon'

>"Hey Faggots,
>My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
>Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

>>149948063
we also jack off to clothed drawn japanese people

>>149944201
>not following the origin story
tsk tsk tsk

>>149950042
why is xir so smug?

>>149934141 (OP)
Looking kinda zesty.

>>149948063
based