Thread 149934865

Tim Elliot fight week

teen wha happen

The rehabilitation of the baddest on the planet

Who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P4KzaSCsLg

Are all Miami women really whores or can you find pure ones there?

First for Finland

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1m7tnuf/ufc_lightweight_champion_ilia_topuria_had_some/

Ilia had the Nelk Boys shitting their pants after they lowkey disrespected his wife

Ilia = Ricardo Martines
Arman = Alfredo Gonzales

>>149934913
Sweden posted first and better like always

>>149934913
Damn I don't give a fuck

I hate myself.

>>149934913
what boomer shit is this?

>>149934917
Ippo for real heemers

If any of you cross me, I’ll send you to meet Hulk Hogan

>>149934941
Go back to sparring sean

>>149934941
Why

>>149934910
Ilia should’ve heemed those niggers there and then.

>>149934913
>don't disrespect my heckin wife
Kinda crinch tbhdesu

>>149934971
He finally turned off his monitor

>>149934961
Hulk Hogan is dead dumbass.

>>149934976
Are you just going to let someone call your girl a whore

>>149934991
And so will you

Oh wait *turns off monitor* I love myself its you freaks I hate

>>149934992
They didn't though

>>149934981
Mauled that mandrill.

>Oh my god is that hulk hogan? Why is it so hot HOLY SHIT I'M ON FIRE AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH I'M IN HELL WHAT FUCK AHHHHHHH
that's you after I'm done with you

>>149934910
>Are all Miami women really whores
1 in 3 women there had a train ran on her

>>149935017
Ask me how I know you're IC3

How dare you disparage the people of Miami

>>149934999
You have sex with men.

>>149935038
How

Calling miami women whores is unfair because they do it for free

HH is in heaven

>>149935107
Heaven isn’t real

The miami club life is a very specific part of the city almost completely insulated from the rest of it. There's no room for a casual whore in that place, the girls there are either professionals brought there to entertain the elite on their coke binges or just normal people

>>149935113
Neither is your sex life

...nah fuck that!

>>149935123
You have autogynephilia.

>>149935087
Vern Schillinger taught me that haps burn things and Saint Hulkster the Dude was the enemy of the dark arts iykwim

yer woife's a whore, mate

Im afraid I could well be the very next Lee Rigby...

>>149935115
>. There's no room for a casual whore in that place, the girls there are either professionals brought there to entertain the elite
Levels

>>149935113
It is

>>149935121
Sorry I offended you.

fighting in the UFC is risky business, if you win you are the top dog, but if you lose you get raped backstage by Hunter Campbell

>heaven isn't real
You mean to tell me the space between Megan Olivi's toes is an illusion?

>look at youtube comments
>"DONT DISRESPECTERINO HUGO'S MOM"

>>149935146
Show me it then

These are grown ass men talking like they're 14 smdh HH

>>149935134
You contact male to female transsexuals on homosexual dating apps such as Grindr and rendezvous with them for sexual relations, you also have autogynephilia.

>>149935180
suck my dick head HULK HOGAN

To sum up miami women's level of whoredom in mma terms

whores = unranked bellator LHW
Miami women = Jiri

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1m7tvqy/an_average_mma_fan_at_a_ufc_presser/

This is literally how I see 4chan neets talking shit about people working towards things while they do nothing and hate themselves

>>149935177
You would go to hell

bros posting reddit links

Clitia knew better than to try to attack the Nelk boys, since their security would empty an entire magazine into him.

>>149935189
Hell isn’t real

My bungussy is itchy

Kill yourself if you start a post by "you"

>>149935209
Oh hell is very much so real, I am currently living in it

Why isn't Putin sending Jeff Monson to the frontlines in Ukraine like he does with all the other yankee expats

>>149935266
I dunno you'll have to ask him

>>149935258
That fat girl looks like Till.

>>149935282
I think you might be right about that

Just remembered that the Ukraine war has been going on for like 4 years KWAB

>>149935306
what war? first I'm hearing of it

>>149935306
let the ivans play

How come you losers aer shitposting in the middle of the goddamn day? none of you have jobs or lives?

arman has an undeniable dark energy. a force, potential the god of armenians, carries him upon a wild horse.
tolapia is afraid. he is hedonistically instagramming, marrying miami club girls, nelk-collabing.
islam was the only one who is brave enough to fight arman and it's because he has a thousand years of societal pressure to honor the caliphate

You're literally Brazilian

fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

>>149935328
No, I'm 26 and I haven't had a job in four years.

>>149935328
I work nights

This does not Feels So Good...

>>149935258
Don't post wmma no one cares

>>149935336
arman is stuck in a prison

>>149935294
In many ways.

>>149935328
I have the day off

>how come you losers are posting in the middle of the day
>Posts in the middle of the day

>>149935328
I have the flu, just taking it easy until I’m better.

>>149935328
I can guarantee you the following people have never earned over $40K USD in a year
>Mexicope
>Fingay
>Sweden
>French schizos
>3-4 Bong neets
>German pedo
>Aussie blk boy poster
>Sneed
I wish I didn't know any of these reprobates existed, but you can't come on /heem/ without seeing their constant blathering.

>>149935383
You think Izzy broke up with his girl because she didn't want to do this

>>149935328
i'm literally a ranked ufc middleweight

>>149935407
shut the fuck up fluffy

>>149935390
Mexicope is no longer amongst the living, B.

>>149934910
>>149935093
the nelk lads literally didn't even say anything about his wife, just a couple of light jokes about miami

in my humble opinion illia reacted so badly because his wife probably was a whore fucking tyreek hill or something to that extent

>>149935390
I spend 16k on a 2nd hand mercedes with good mileage, does that count?

>>149935390
Mexicope killed themselves after merab vs o'malley 2

The Nelk boys are Israel shills. Fuck them and anything they say.

>>149935424
You are Mexicope
>>149935436
Nah see above. You can always tell. He's the only Mexican who tries really hard to be grammatically perfect in English

>>149935445
Crazy to think the guy on the right could deepthroat the guy on the left in a real fight

>>149935451
I think you’re fairly confused, B. I just returned to heem.org a couple days ago after a very long hiatus.

there was a time when i was one of the heaviest daily users of heem on this entire goddamn website, but i never got any recognition because i am from the greatest country in the world. it ain't easy being on top. rip hh

>>149935455
money and miles>workrate
geek

The takedown will be there for Chimaev

>>149935463
based Micronesia chad

painfully recalling that time a really cute black girl asked me if I wanted to see her kitty as I was walking to my dorm room and I asked her if she's really got a pet cat in her suite and she laughed and said no as I 360'd and walked away
Romance is wasted on the young and foolish

>>149935462
are you the faggot mexican that was posting in the last game thread?

>>149935390
money is kind of a cope
unless you're hitting the 5mil net worth range there's functionally no difference between a poorfag making 30k a year who's irresponsible with his credit and guys in the low six figures

>>149935476
we will found out on saturday whom takes down whomest

>>149935509
now this is cope

>>149935484
you got to talk to a female? lucky guy

heeminder it took dricus 7:23 to beat the whittaker test. chimav finished it in 3:34
levels are apart

heem the wonk noses

>>149935497
I didn’t even watch the card.

tko (teeth)

>>149935390
finbros our response?

>>149935390
I definitely have made over 40k in one year faggot

>>149935522
it only took Dricus 2:23 idiot

Belel should be cut hh

>>149935538
Anon both those men have wonk noses

>>149935390
Am I the pedo one?

whichever fighter has the wonkier nose wins 99/100 times

>>149935604
big difference though, jdms is from fighting, belals is from being a muslim

>>149935642
Its good to know hes just doing this as a joke

>>149935519
it literally doesn't matter
i've made 300k for the past three years and the only difference in my life is is how much i spend on food. i went rafting this summer and the poorfag beach bums working as tour guides mogged me to death

damn, its been real

>>149935665
i wish

>>149935665
gane predicted this

>>149935463
Thats an weird Taiwanese falg….

>>149935665
Thank God. You will not be missed
>>149935664
>there's no difference in my lifestyle whether I earn 30k or 300k
yeah you're retarded and larping

>>149934913
Common Kyle W lol disrespected that little bitch right to his face

>>149935390
Sweden mentioned

>>149935665
I hate your cunt

>>149935665
We should be so lucky HH

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!

Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey, goodbye

>>149935713
>>149935731
You have autogynephilia.

Slamdaddy won. Britain lost.

It's only a matter of time until Australian soccer moms get mastercard and visa to shut down 4chan

is the UK really going to be banned from 4chan? that would be fucking amazing

>>149935808
you really believe diesen juden huh, easy scapegoat

>>149935426
ilia had the defeated cuck reaction to it because he suspects she was a whore, which she probably was.

>>149935812
Yes but most UK posters will probably start posting behind VPNs or something

Make Pedophiles Dead Again.

>>149935726
in western civilization i mean, idk about countries like yours where you're subject to play time with the local imam if you borrow money for bread after spending 16 hours a day working at the cell phone case stand or whatever

I will be here tomorrow to post about ONE Championship.

>>149935864
vpns require extensive hacker knowledge. just try getting on 4chan with one.

>>149935812
Spammy already uses a VPN because hes a pedophile so not much will change.

We respect the women of Miami here, brother HH

Whats hh

>>149935902
Nobody will because it won't happen sadly

>>149935665
Unironically a bit gutted but I'm glad the pakshit will have to get a job

Girls in miami have their hole pounded starting age 14

>>149935390
I inherited money and really do what I like b not that I have to impress a raging retard

Reminder theres no rule stopping you from screaming at an opponent's ear from back control or mount to lock a RNC

>>149935934
Honestly? Respect.

>>149935935
Unsportsmanlike conduct.
Also a referee could mistake it for a verbal submission.

goodbye niggers

>>149935934
Why do you like changing old people's diapers

>>149935902
Excellent albeit depressing post

At least Luke's upcoming loss to Till won't be so rough.

>>149935952
I was a medic because I needed to do something other than drinking and getting high

Can someone post proof of bongs being banned from 4chan so I can formally calendar such a momentous occasion

>>149935967
>I was a medic
aren't you a cook

>>149935934
BAHAHAHAHAHA literally the same shit Ms. Raped-1 said.

The porkedcord AIN'T hangin' in there I'm afraid.

suddenly the bongs went all quiet huh

>>149935967
Honestly? Respect.

finland will have a fighter in the UFC before we get banned from 4chan

>>149935874
lil Donnie and uncle Dana are not gonna like this post

>>149936018
we will get one soon just you wait

bongs are welcome on 4chan. they are just not allowed on here

>>149935977
I just make myself scran b I said I wanted to work with food rather than sick people but got roasted here like nobody's business

Reminder that signed ufc fighters have to pay full price for ufc PPVs

Reminder that a majority of ufc fighters used to make more money of their sponsors on their shorts over their show/win purse , prior to the Reebok deal (now Venum)

Reminder that UFC fighters used to get 75 000 $ bonuses for performance bonuses in the late 2000s, meaning that not only did the UFC lower the bonus rewards to 50 000 $, inflation has also taken place.

>>149936057
Russian link brazza never pay

>>149935874
Erm don't get heckin political

>>149936054
You got roasted for your blog posting.

>>149935665
HAHAAHAHAHA I WON. PAKITRANNY ETERNALLY BTFO.

I never see my haters at the bank because they broke (what else)
I never see my dick because I told my girl to choke (what else)

>>149936054
The bedpan ain't scran, bupropiggy.

>>149936064
I already apologized

>>149936018
Mr. Finland already conquered the UFC

you're all going to be so mad lmao

>>149936085
I aint holding it against ya b

You guys ever wonder if there's more to life than heems?...

>>149936090
let me guess b le heckin' epic troll amirite who gives a fuck goof HH

>>149936106
submissions

>>149936106
No

Not liking bong posts is anti Muslim bigotry. Stop being a chud.

>>149936134
All three of the hottest escorts in Estonia

Makwan sounds Korean as shidd b

>>149936134
Makwan has been gone for over 2 years.

That guy talking about you guys being losers and having no money might be right

>>149935878
Cringe dumb faggot just say I live in a shithole,must have been a brutal mogg to make you think money is useless

>>149936168
You have literally never had a $100 dollar haircut you broke reddit bitch stfu

Btw the UK is implementing a policy where if you want to access things such as porn you have to submit your full name, your ID, an image of yourself, your credit card, etc.

>>149936163
Moving the goal post, you implied Finland never once had a fighter ever

if you take whittaker versus de ridder and just pretend it was any other man with these stats, it would be -800 de ridder.

Whittaker
> shorter
> worse reach
> lighter
> coming back from serious injury
> decisionator
> best wins in last 5 years are all washed/newbs/short notice

I thought Bo was the last time de ridder was free money, but here we are again.

SOON

>>149936191
Never seen anyone using the word bitch who isnt a bitch herself

>>149936204
She is only one of many of Mr. Finland's bitches

>>149936216
Yeah whatever you fucking 3rd world dirtbag go change ya DDPs playa

>>149936204
Damn Finnish slags look like THAT?

>>149936216
Hello Blagoy. What is your favorite Hungarian folklore or myth? Also, favorite Hungarian entree?

Bitch means female dog

>>149935398
He wanted to be the one on the leash with the furry schaubplug

>>149936201
Honestly we should do that too it would help with porn addiction

>>149936238
What could go wrong

What's up bitch? Yeah, whats up pussy?

>>149936201
good. porn should have never left stash boxes buried in the woods

The day America blocks my access to eporner, sxyprn, girlswallowed and missav is the day that I move to Mexico

>>149936274
*Jocko voice* GOOD

>>149936274
Guns are illegal in Mexico bro youre better off staying here and fighting the good fight.

>>149936224
If you don't have 10m at least you're not really a person to me, especially in the United States of Israel, you're more like a mosquito or a fly.
Also you don't even have a say whether you get to keep your foreskin or a rabbi to pound your prostate after getting the tip.

>I'm gonna le heckin die for gooning
The absolute state of my so called countrymen.

flouty louty mouty

>>149936287
Anon where do you think Mexico is, who do you think id right across the border
Do you think mexicans are the only ones doing border runs
You can get any gun you want in Mexico

My dick gets bigger because I am a crazy nigger

it's goon or die

>>149936314
Kek
Best post itt

>>149936311
The state doesn't have a right to determine what you purchase and what you consume
You shouldn't have to surrender all your personal information just because you want to jack off.

>>149936325
Pretty good post

>>149936364
Just stop jacking off you deviant and retain your seed until marriage.

>>149936229
>Blagoy
What made you choose that name specifically

I can just imagine what I want to jack off to and there is nothing Sergio Mattarella can do to stop me

>>149936375
>NOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SHARE MY EXACT RELIGIOUS BELIEFS AND SENSE OF MORALITY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is why nobody likes you

>>149936398
Why are you brown?

>>149936390
this or i can just you know go outside and hit the first woman i see

>Who do you think id right across the border

What the fuck does any of this mean?

>>149936204
The frenchie is right

>>149934910
>Why are you saying that?
fucking kek. scared shitless

>>149936435
A shame Brazil, I thought your country was a good Catholic nation.

>>149936424
>>149936397

yo bro its gotta have that crispy sear!
lol

Shibuya Kaho is live btw

>>149936440
>n-no you can't call my wife a whore ese
What did Clitia Apturo Topturo meant by this?

hate kanada

>>149936418
Statistically the religious are more likely to be brown or African

>>149936468
Please censor that name in the future

>>149936457
>minor
I literally have no idea what the fuck you were trying to say. There isn't any punctuation or anything you are functionally illiterate.

>>149936457
More like major cerebral stroke

>>149935360
This picture is funny because there is a Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper game and it literally and unironically ends with discovering the killer is a Jew, but Sherlock hides him from the police and public to prevent possible anti-Semitic violence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRw-I8UdJGI

>>149936473
my mistake man

>>149936457
Retard

>>149936471
That's because the White man no longer fears God. What shame.

Finland could never

>>149936482
Cool story bro

Alcohol is more addictive than porn or any drug, leads to more death than any other type of addiction, and ruins more lives than any other addiction.
Yet booze is fine and acceptable but if you smoke weed you're a degenerate

>>149936398
The brit law isn't about porn, it's about ID-ing their population, who watches what and who said what

>>149936505
Beast of a muttmix. Good job Sweden.

>>149936505
>both brownoids
every time

>>149936505
dudes halfbreed like some harry potter shit

>>149936505
Based colonizer dad

>>149936462
There’s literally nothing stopping you from looking like her.

>>149936505
>mix white and brown
So he is american?

>>149936520
Colorblind ass nigga

I think I'll follow them yeah

>>149936512
Yes you sack of shit

No dude you can't

>>149936515
Gooners deserve to get the rope. Having a pawg milf addiction is no way to spend your life.

>>149936512
I actually only goon while drunk or on drugs
MMA

Call me newfag but I literally never hear about cub swanson in mma media despite the very interesting career

>>149936505
>swedish
>white

>>149936581
cazzie

>>149936581
Not sure if youre joking or actually new to the sport but go watch some of his fights
He was always entertaining, had that dog in him

Heavyweight is so fucking BACK

>>149936610
ic3 body hair is so disgusting

>>149936581
He was an entertaining action fighter but there was very little interesting about him technically, so he never gets the type of love Poirier did

>>149936505
ah thats what swedish people look like

My nigger Khilal "B. Lacks" Rountree Jr. will heem HH

Kody Steele is the modern day Cub Swanson

Im Retarded Now!!

\_(°0°)_/

>>149936643
Retard

>>149936643
You turned yourself retarded by abusing drugs and alcohol to cope with your depression and autogynephilia.

end of an era

>Im Retarded Now!!
many are saying this

>>149936643
>>149936671
Should've gone with hormones and surgery to avoid such a fate

We do say that word here HH

>>149936528
Other way around since it's his genes that were flushed to the toilets, cub doesn't look swedish at all, he is Brown with black eyes, it's kinda like how sōyboys who breed with gooks produce mutts that are fully chinked like pic rel.

nu-/heem/ is anti racist and woke. please stop saying words with painful historical context please.

>>149936725
Oh you're back in france, algeria?

Man shut the fuck up spammy you know you love me nigga.

I understand watching MMA instead of professional wrestling - because MMA is an actual sport contest. But when it comes to vidya, why would you play an MMA game, where the most exciting thing that happens is a wheel kick, when you could be playing a WWE vidya game, with all big suplexes and flips and shit.

If you play MMA vidya, consider that you are basically an old fart who sips water because a pop drink would be too wild for you.

>>149936725
His son looks pretty hapa to me. His mom is Malaysian Chinese so it's actually a miracle he's not fully Zhanged. He just looks like your common WMAF hapa muttmix.

>>149936528
Other way around it's his genes that were flushed to the toilets, it's kinda like how you moortalians look like ayrabs

>>149936744
Unfortunately for you I’m not a fan of homosexuals.

Every day i thank Lord i'm not brown

>>149936763
Heemosexuals

>>149935426
They were clearly implying his wife was a party slut before they met, you're autistic if you can't pick up on that. English is like Ilia's 3rd language and he still understood, which is why he pressed them

Nelkgods would have bodied that little freak, they were being humble.

>>149936600
Perreira vs roundtree was my first fight

How are we dealing with the government banning 4chan, bongbros?

>>149936734
Old heem was the best
Nicest general on this website
Until the irish and spammy came

Silva-Bonnar was the first heemer I recall being hyped enough to where I stayed up and watched
Looking back, was it actually a mega fight?

>>149936775
Ikr ? Mixing with spaniards was a big mistake

>>149936867
that's not what heemer means

>>149935093
Ilia's head is huge for his body

The first PPV I stayed up to watch was Izzy vs Whittaker 1. I got acquainted with heartbreak in this sport early when dogfucker heemed Bobby and started spamming emotes over his corpse

>>149936838
good, this is an extremist website and it and all its contemporaries are destructive to our culture
hopefully, the whole site and all its benefactors gets killed in a swift and brutal manner soon

>>149936734
Nigger Heil Hitler

>>149936762
We italians are Yakub's favorite shut the fuck up nigga

Who the fuck am I sharing the thread with
For fucks sake
I went to ufc live event first time in 2015 or 16
I watched my first mma fight when cro cop fought bob sapp
Not sure which ufc fight i watched first but had to be around 2009 2010
I still remember how fedor fluke won against a faster Arlovski and how salty i was

>>149937086
Lmao Fedordaddy had ya seething

>>149937110
Yeah
Arlovski was my boy
He was suppose to win that fight

>>149937110
rapists on the left, virgins on the right

>>149937086
bunch a cazzies m8. i've been watching MMA since ~2006. Prime Anderson Silva starting his UFC run, Dan Henderson KO'ing Wanderlei becoming 2-time Pride champ...

>>149937110
Me on the left next to Alexander

Most fighters are not only less than a dog irl but also they support terrorist child trafficking ring known as tko group
Only a real one like jake stands for what is right.
Dana would never cut ties with orange pedophile and jewish terrorist because he loves child rape and terrorism

these newfags man don't even remember achilles

Absolute fucking boomers in this thread. We don't care you remember Sean Sherk being LW champ

Fucking faggot fire ants bit the fuck out of my god damn foot just now and IM PISSED!!

What if Reinier de Ridder was obsessed with riddles and walked around saying "De riddle me this"

*sips* when Topuria went on that run to become the first UFC triple champ, now those were the good times

>>149937212
Bit on the nose innet?

>>149937212
dumbass cazzie swede, Matt Riddle exists and is obviously a better fit for your dumbass scenario

>>149937179
Jake Shields is a low IQ retard who supports pedos like Lil' Donnie

>>149937212
I'm loud and obnoxius
I like music that rhymes
I'm part of the population but I commit half the crimes
Who am I?

>>149937155
It was a different time
I wish i started watching from the begining
This the only sport i really enjoyed since i stopped watching footy in HS

want some picanha

>>149937261
If rdr is saying it, then its morrocans

>>149937261
gypsies

Yappuria thinks he can avoid alcoholism and dodge taxes but lets see him 10 years from now when his wifes hole sags to her ankles and his kids start wasting his money on drugs and parties

>>149937203
Deserved for having autogynephilia. Don't scratch and claw your skin off now.

i got somewhere i got to be in 10 minutes but i also want to heem my meng

>>149937303
I would care for some picanha.

>>149937212
What if Whittaker took people's wits?

2 hours left :(

dry fucking pizza crust got stuck in my throat for a few seconds. i really thought i was going to die right now. cant even eat anymore that shit was horrible

>brought his own cap
Kek based autist

>>149937261
Jews if you include crimes against the human race

>>149937532
Fat fuck

Chip Butty Bros... how we feeling?

>>149937532
Maybe trying chewing next time faggot

>>149937582
>thesis on blood splatter analysis
Based and JUST BLEED-pilled

I am sad to report that Jiri is back with/still with the bogged hag

fr he shud no cap

>>149937641
How is Jiri's mum hotter than his gf?

>>149937641
dios mio la creatura...

>>149937641
The girl on the right has terrible shades

>>149937641
Absolute fucking paws on Jiri

I wish i was Jiri

I wish I was finnish

?!?

Yeah i bet you do you little slut

>>149937582
Lol

>>149937641
I can't even tell who's the gf and who's the mom... Hagmaxxer Jiri, I kneel...

Merab could fight 4 times this year if he wanted

>>149937855
He could, but there's no clear contender after Cory. Pantoja superfight or the Yan rematch will be the only options

>>149937735
I can Finnish you if that’s what you want.

>>149936868
You a funny nigga 'stafa

>>149937913
WHEN I WAS...A BOY...

>>149937110
>filename
That's also fucking Silvio (rip) you numpty

>>149937937
Also Van Damme, why didn't you mention him?

>>149937735
Are you insane

>>149937946
I'm more of a chuck zito guy tbcathwyf

Fuck everybody yeah ho even me
Bitch I aint no saint all praise to the G.O.D

>>149937615
im only 15kg overweight okay
>>149937630
i forgot to swallow

>only 15kg
Poor hans try fork put downs to failure

I shit 15kg every morning get on my level birdie

>>149938014
dont talk to or about me lil nigga

>lil nigga
I dwarf you you fat little oompa loompa

how tall b

188 of course broidi hh

This is it, the last hour of my heemposting career.

>>149938139
see you tomorrow

kwab what a midget regards 193

>>149938144
britcans are getting permaheemed by the loicinse police

>>149938153
two more weeks

Brits are roaches, they will always claw their way back with their hideous teeth. Respectfully.

>>149938139
Say it
>>149938145
*sniff* you can't say stuff like that man

>>149938165
b you chingchongs don’t exactly have great teeth either

RIP picks
RIP k1posting
RIP top dawlg bong
RIP tobey posting asians he sees in public

I will not follow them! My spirit will rise from the ban and the whole of /heen/ will see that I was right!

>>149938181
Fuck how did you know it was me b

>>149938199
Surely you can get oirish SIMs or something

So what country should we get to replace bongs

>>149938217
Its up to you now.

>>149937641
me with the pawg milfs

i don't want the bongs to go away

Hey Nigel, I just wanted to say it's been cool keeping up with you over the years. If you somehow manage to access 4chan in the future, watch out for me posting under the Thailand flag and beating up dudes. And if this is farewell, godspeed bruv.

>>149938224
Finland 2

>>149938243
Ahvenanmaa?

This guy is fighting on the next PFL Africa card

>>149938258
bless you

>>149938236
b i could follow you on instagram if i really wanted
we’re not going anywhere though

Aspinall is a good heavyweight and Jones did him dirty

>>149937641
She's no Merle.

>>149938285
Sorry Finland, this was a good retort. I'm still on your side.

Can't believe how pozzed this country is, we unironically deserve ridicule

>>149938259
Camon moi sun

>>149938364
It was funny still is too

>>149938366
well now that you're asking for it, it makes kinda weird
like you're getting off on it or somethin..

>>149938328
Jones did himself dirty. If there was a time to bring Tom into deep waters, it's now, and Jones missed that chance - and no one else in the HW division is even potentially capable of doing that right now.

Tom will retire without any further loses and have a good career. Jones ended his career with a lingering question mark.

Jones could have been the best ever.

Let's not make this about Jones I was trying to compliment Aspinall

>>149937641
What in the lasangna fried fucksteak is that

>>149938421
Not asking for it, just realising how much I hate Jews and my forefathers for letting them rape this country to hell

>>149938525
Those are called women.

>>149937261
lumpen

It's been an honour and a privilege!

t. minus 14 minutes, according to the naysayers

Miami is a known hotspot for porn. Let's see if we can find videos of Ilia's wife getting facefucked and eating scrum.

>>149938570
Buried that bitch, 'spectfully

>bongs last 5 minutes on /heem/
>it's dead
Couldn't even give us a good sendoff? Pricks.

>>149938701
I tried looking up her alleged successful company but the website was down she's either the daughter of a drug lord or my name isn't aapo jojuaesque in many ways

>>149936763
come now, spams. some of your BEST WORK is when you let out your homosexual tendencies(pic related).
you already think about zatdaddy sticking his cock into other men's bum holes... ITS OKAY. why not just imagine that you're DOMINATING xneed by fucking him in a based brazza way? then you no longer need to feel ashamed... even the king of your daddies, the ones who do the heavy lifting (afghans) say that "women for reproduction, young men for pleasure". just embrace it!

>>149938763
Best I can do is candid footage of pozzdadistan at the gym

>Soon /heem/ shall be rid of pakitranny
>no more asspissnal fans
Total Gane Supremacy won

TWO MINUTES

THIS IS IT

Reports just coming in that Gane shat his pants while watching Teletubbies

RIP in piss faggots

>>149938791
what am i looking at here?

That wasn't the best I can do I beget to regret

are bongs really on their way out? can someone please confirm? I can't find this announcement anywhere but I'm truly hoping it's real

>>149938805
2
MINUTES
TO MIIIIDNIIIIGHT

Smoking that Asspissnall pack.
Gane won

I will not follow them.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-Oh...

Nothing happened.

S

Are they still here

Gonna miss u bongs

They are gone...

ONE Friday Fights tomorrow

RIP Englanf

god fucking damnit these miserable turds are still here

>>149935665
>they fell for it AGAIN

I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE

Yup i think Tom will win

No but really what can Keith Stormer do he seems beyond useless

wtf they're still here
I really thought this time they'd be gone you guys lied to me

mmm i seems is if ive been bambozzled

I shall simply add br*tain to my filters. Just as good.

>>149938929
We don't think that and anything said earlier was a lie

can't zap the Britroaches

My niggas Bogdan, Said and Buday are all fighting soon

omg all the bongposters are gone :O

Why can't I delete those posts

test

>>149938981
me when I read a bongpost

Honest to god would you motorboat ibo aslans tiddies

TOMMY ASPINALL
ASPINALL
TOMMY ASPINAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
NANANANANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149939018
I don't get the message

>>149939042
Seems cryptic could be in a dialect or perhaps a secret language

OOOOOHHHHHHHH PADDY THE BAAAAAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH PADDDY THE BAAADDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Fuck man already opened the champagne bottle but it turned out to be a hoax

>>149939058
That was my penis I lament in torment

>nobody:

>absolutely no one:

>not a single soul on earth:

>Tom Ass-pain-anal:

>have you ever been fingered by a ufc fighter?

my penis is

>nobody:

>absolutely no one:

>not a single soul on earth:

>Aspinall's son:

>have you ever been fingered by a retard?

Can't wait for a clean Gane /heem/ once all the non-Gane aspiggers are deported

ganesexual

>>149939053
Cover your eyes for the word I'm about to invoke but, I believe he have been speaking br*tis*h (god have mercy on my soul for this utterance)

I AINT FUCKIN LEAVIN

>>149939070
>>149939123
Why are you guys such fags?

You guys didn't actually fall for the fake screenshot did you? You were all just kidding, right?

Why cant Brasilians fight

Gane is fucked.

>>149939142
I fell for it real bad man I bought a No More Bongs on The Chan t-shirt

Thawlts?

>>149939217
imagine being forced to wipe front to back

>>149939217
Who's the skirt

josh emmett is the key to all of this

>>149939217
where's her penis?

Sorry Khalil, but I've just finished my homework

>>149939228
what????? how do you wipe nigga? you got shit on your balls? feces?

>>149939285
I'm free to wipe in any direction I please as I have no puss hole to get poo germs in

>>149939314
unbelievable this nigga got feces on his taint and balls.

>>149939329
hell yeah

Hey pussy you still there ?

Yeah

Real one

I gotta stop answering to that

say the n word for the hulkster brother

hi

Nigger HH

Tom Aspinall.
Arnold Allen.
Paddy Pimblett.
Mick Parkin.
Paul Craig.
Nathaniel Wood.
Davey Grant.
Nathan Fletcher.
Sam Patterson.
Chris Duncan.
Oban Elliott.
Mason Jones.

>>149939284
Wow that bogglin on his arm looks insane. Would smash the shit out of green dress.

HOLLYWOOD BO NIGGERMANIA

Nigga Kanye really thought he was an anime villain IRL

>>149939412
Marauders!

Sage Northcutt

>>149939412
is this the list of bong trannies banned from 4chan?

UFC star and elevator music producer Dominick Reyes dead at 84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7dg8vRDM68

i didn't even know he was sick...

Imagine Magneto from the X-Men in the UFC. Yeah. Remind you of someone?

I guess it's national femdom day or something so I am in for wild sex all night

>>149939475
He would fuck up Kody Steele for sure

>Tom Aspinall.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Arnold Allen.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Paddy Pimblett.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Mick Parkin.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Paul Craig.
5-2 against Brazilians
>Nathaniel Wood.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Davey Grant.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Nathan Fletcher.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Sam Patterson.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Chris Duncan.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Oban Elliott.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Mason Jones.
Undefeated against Brazilians

youll never ever catch me because heem is with me :)

*sips wine*
*smells flower*
You think I'm going to just sit here and let you disrespect the women of Miami?

>>149939475
>obnoxious fence grabbing
Leon?

What's up now fuck nigger?

>>149939571
>>149939571
>>149939571 HH

Is the UFC getting bigger or declining?

What is your opinion?

500

bump lol