The rehabilitation of the baddest on the planet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAVzLFL5sPs
Who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P4KzaSCsLg
Are all Miami women really whores or can you find pure ones there?
https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1m7tnuf/ufc_lightweight_champion_ilia_topuria_had_some/
Ilia had the Nelk Boys shitting their pants after they lowkey disrespected his wife
Ilia = Ricardo Martines
Arman = Alfredo Gonzales
>>149934913Sweden posted first and better like always
>>149934913Damn I don't give a fuck
>>149934913what boomer shit is this?
>>149934917Ippo for real heemers
If any of you cross me, Iโll send you to meet Hulk Hogan
>>149934941Go back to sparring sean
>>149934910Ilia shouldโve heemed those niggers there and then.
>>149934913>don't disrespect my heckin wifeKinda crinch tbhdesu
>>149934971He finally turned off his monitor
>>149934961Hulk Hogan is dead dumbass.
>>149934976Are you just going to let someone call your girl a whore
>>149934991And so will you
Oh wait *turns off monitor* I love myself its you freaks I hate
>>149934992They didn't though
>>149934981Mauled that mandrill.
>Oh my god is that hulk hogan? Why is it so hot HOLY SHIT I'M ON FIRE AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH I'M IN HELL WHAT FUCK AHHHHHHH
that's you after I'm done with you
>>149934910>Are all Miami women really whores1 in 3 women there had a train ran on her
>>149935017Ask me how I know you're IC3
How dare you disparage the people of Miami
>>149934999You have sex with men.
>NOOOOO DON'T CALL MY LATINX MEXICAN WIFE A WHORE
Calling miami women whores is unfair because they do it for free
>>149935107Heaven isnโt real
The miami club life is a very specific part of the city almost completely insulated from the rest of it. There's no room for a casual whore in that place, the girls there are either professionals brought there to entertain the elite on their coke binges or just normal people
>>149935113Neither is your sex life
>>149935123You have autogynephilia.
>>149935087Vern Schillinger taught me that haps burn things and Saint Hulkster the Dude was the enemy of the dark arts iykwim
yer woife's a whore, mate
Im afraid I could well be the very next Lee Rigby...
>>149935115>. There's no room for a casual whore in that place, the girls there are either professionals brought there to entertain the eliteLevels
>>149935121Sorry I offended you.
fighting in the UFC is risky business, if you win you are the top dog, but if you lose you get raped backstage by Hunter Campbell
>heaven isn't real
You mean to tell me the space between Megan Olivi's toes is an illusion?
>look at youtube comments
>"DONT DISRESPECTERINO HUGO'S MOM"
>>149935146Show me it then
These are grown ass men talking like they're 14 smdh HH
>>149935134You contact male to female transsexuals on homosexual dating apps such as Grindr and rendezvous with them for sexual relations, you also have autogynephilia.
>>149935180suck my dick head HULK HOGAN
To sum up miami women's level of whoredom in mma terms
whores = unranked bellator LHW
Miami women = Jiri
https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1m7tvqy/an_average_mma_fan_at_a_ufc_presser/
This is literally how I see 4chan neets talking shit about people working towards things while they do nothing and hate themselves
>>149935177You would go to hell
bros posting reddit links
Clitia knew better than to try to attack the Nelk boys, since their security would empty an entire magazine into him.
>>149935189Hell isnโt real
Kill yourself if you start a post by "you"
>>149935209Oh hell is very much so real, I am currently living in it
Why isn't Putin sending Jeff Monson to the frontlines in Ukraine like he does with all the other yankee expats
>>149935266I dunno you'll have to ask him
>>149935258That fat girl looks like Till.
>>149935282I think you might be right about that
Just remembered that the Ukraine war has been going on for like 4 years KWAB
>>149935306what war? first I'm hearing of it
>>149935306let the ivans play
How come you losers aer shitposting in the middle of the goddamn day? none of you have jobs or lives?
arman has an undeniable dark energy. a force, potential the god of armenians, carries him upon a wild horse.
tolapia is afraid. he is hedonistically instagramming, marrying miami club girls, nelk-collabing.
islam was the only one who is brave enough to fight arman and it's because he has a thousand years of societal pressure to honor the caliphate
You're literally Brazilian
fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
>>149935328No, I'm 26 and I haven't had a job in four years.
This does not Feels So Good...
>>149935258Don't post wmma no one cares
>>149935336arman is stuck in a prison
>>149935328I have the day off
>how come you losers are posting in the middle of the day
>Posts in the middle of the day
>>149935328I have the flu, just taking it easy until Iโm better.
>>149935328I can guarantee you the following people have never earned over $40K USD in a year
>Mexicope>Fingay>Sweden>French schizos>3-4 Bong neets>German pedo>Aussie blk boy poster>SneedI wish I didn't know any of these reprobates existed, but you can't come on /heem/ without seeing their constant blathering.
>>149935383You think Izzy broke up with his girl because she didn't want to do this
>>149935328i'm literally a ranked ufc middleweight
>>149935407shut the fuck up fluffy
>>149935390Mexicope is no longer amongst the living, B.
>>149934910>>149935093the nelk lads literally didn't even say anything about his wife, just a couple of light jokes about miami
in my humble opinion illia reacted so badly because his wife probably was a whore fucking tyreek hill or something to that extent
>>149935390I spend 16k on a 2nd hand mercedes with good mileage, does that count?
>>149935390Mexicope killed themselves after merab vs o'malley 2
The Nelk boys are Israel shills. Fuck them and anything they say.
>>149935424You are Mexicope
>>149935436Nah see above. You can always tell. He's the only Mexican who tries really hard to be grammatically perfect in English
>>149935445Crazy to think the guy on the right could deepthroat the guy on the left in a real fight
>>149935451I think youโre fairly confused, B. I just returned to heem.org a couple days ago after a very long hiatus.
there was a time when i was one of the heaviest daily users of heem on this entire goddamn website, but i never got any recognition because i am from the greatest country in the world. it ain't easy being on top. rip hh
>>149935455money and miles>workrate
geek
The takedown will be there for Chimaev
>>149935463based Micronesia chad
painfully recalling that time a really cute black girl asked me if I wanted to see her kitty as I was walking to my dorm room and I asked her if she's really got a pet cat in her suite and she laughed and said no as I 360'd and walked away
Romance is wasted on the young and foolish
>>149935462are you the faggot mexican that was posting in the last game thread?
>>149935390money is kind of a cope
unless you're hitting the 5mil net worth range there's functionally no difference between a poorfag making 30k a year who's irresponsible with his credit and guys in the low six figures
>>149935476we will found out on saturday whom takes down whomest
>>149935509now this is cope
>>149935484you got to talk to a female? lucky guy
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heeminder it took dricus 7:23 to beat the whittaker test. chimav finished it in 3:34
levels are apart
>>149935497I didnโt even watch the card.
>>149935390finbros our response?
>>149935390I definitely have made over 40k in one year faggot
>>149935522it only took Dricus 2:23 idiot
>>149935538Anon both those men have wonk noses
>>149935390Am I the pedo one?
whichever fighter has the wonkier nose wins 99/100 times
>>149935604big difference though, jdms is from fighting, belals is from being a muslim
>>149935642Its good to know hes just doing this as a joke
>>149935519it literally doesn't matter
i've made 300k for the past three years and the only difference in my life is is how much i spend on food. i went rafting this summer and the poorfag beach bums working as tour guides mogged me to death
>>149935665gane predicted this
>>149935463Thats an weird Taiwanese falgโฆ.
>>149935665Thank God. You will not be missed
>>149935664>there's no difference in my lifestyle whether I earn 30k or 300kyeah you're retarded and larping
>>149934913Common Kyle W lol disrespected that little bitch right to his face
>>149935390Sweden mentioned
>>149935665I hate your cunt
>>149935665We should be so lucky HH
>Le money doesn't matter because you can still get mogged
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!
Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey, goodbye
>>149935713>>149935731You have autogynephilia.
Slamdaddy won. Britain lost.
It's only a matter of time until Australian soccer moms get mastercard and visa to shut down 4chan
>tfw won't get to see the frothing, bubbling seethe when GODspinall heems gayne
is the UK really going to be banned from 4chan? that would be fucking amazing
>>149935808you really believe diesen juden huh, easy scapegoat
>>149935426ilia had the defeated cuck reaction to it because he suspects she was a whore, which she probably was.
>>149935812Yes but most UK posters will probably start posting behind VPNs or something
Make Pedophiles Dead Again.
>>149935726in western civilization i mean, idk about countries like yours where you're subject to play time with the local imam if you borrow money for bread after spending 16 hours a day working at the cell phone case stand or whatever
I will be here tomorrow to post about ONE Championship.
>>149935864vpns require extensive hacker knowledge. just try getting on 4chan with one.
>>149935812Spammy already uses a VPN because hes a pedophile so not much will change.
>TFW wont get to see scatland piss their pants when GODne spanks Reddit Tom
We respect the women of Miami here, brother HH
>>149935902Nobody will because it won't happen sadly
>>149935665Unironically a bit gutted but I'm glad the pakshit will have to get a job
Girls in miami have their hole pounded starting age 14
>>149935390I inherited money and really do what I like b not that I have to impress a raging retard
Reminder theres no rule stopping you from screaming at an opponent's ear from back control or mount to lock a RNC
>>149935934Honestly? Respect.
>>149935935Unsportsmanlike conduct.
Also a referee could mistake it for a verbal submission.
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goodbye niggers
>>149935934Why do you like changing old people's diapers
>>149935902Excellent albeit depressing post
At least Luke's upcoming loss to Till won't be so rough.
>>149935952I was a medic because I needed to do something other than drinking and getting high
Can someone post proof of bongs being banned from 4chan so I can formally calendar such a momentous occasion
>>149935967>I was a medicaren't you a cook
>>149935934BAHAHAHAHAHA literally the same shit Ms. Raped-1 said.
The porkedcord AIN'T hangin' in there I'm afraid.
suddenly the bongs went all quiet huh
>>149935967Honestly? Respect.
finland will have a fighter in the UFC before we get banned from 4chan
>>149935874lil Donnie and uncle Dana are not gonna like this post
>>149936018we will get one soon just you wait
bongs are welcome on 4chan. they are just not allowed on here
>>149935977I just make myself scran b I said I wanted to work with food rather than sick people but got roasted here like nobody's business
Reminder that signed ufc fighters have to pay full price for ufc PPVs
Reminder that a majority of ufc fighters used to make more money of their sponsors on their shorts over their show/win purse , prior to the Reebok deal (now Venum)
Reminder that UFC fighters used to get 75 000 $ bonuses for performance bonuses in the late 2000s, meaning that not only did the UFC lower the bonus rewards to 50 000 $, inflation has also taken place.
>>149936057Russian link brazza never pay
>>149935874Erm don't get heckin political
>>149936054You got roasted for your blog posting.
>>149935665HAHAAHAHAHA I WON. PAKITRANNY ETERNALLY BTFO.
I never see my haters at the bank because they broke (what else)
I never see my dick because I told my girl to choke (what else)
>>149936054The bedpan ain't scran, bupropiggy.
>>149936064I already apologized
>>149936018Mr. Finland already conquered the UFC
you're all going to be so mad lmao
>>149936085I aint holding it against ya b
You guys ever wonder if there's more to life than heems?...
>>149936090let me guess b le heckin' epic troll amirite who gives a fuck goof HH
Not liking bong posts is anti Muslim bigotry. Stop being a chud.
>>149936134All three of the hottest escorts in Estonia
Makwan sounds Korean as shidd b
>>149936134Makwan has been gone for over 2 years.
That guy talking about you guys being losers and having no money might be right
>>149935878Cringe dumb faggot just say I live in a shithole,must have been a brutal mogg to make you think money is useless
>>149936168You have literally never had a $100 dollar haircut you broke reddit bitch stfu
Btw the UK is implementing a policy where if you want to access things such as porn you have to submit your full name, your ID, an image of yourself, your credit card, etc.
>>149936163Moving the goal post, you implied Finland never once had a fighter ever
if you take whittaker versus de ridder and just pretend it was any other man with these stats, it would be -800 de ridder.
Whittaker
> shorter
> worse reach
> lighter
> coming back from serious injury
> decisionator
> best wins in last 5 years are all washed/newbs/short notice
I thought Bo was the last time de ridder was free money, but here we are again.
>>149936191Never seen anyone using the word bitch who isnt a bitch herself
>>149936204She is only one of many of Mr. Finland's bitches
>>149936216Yeah whatever you fucking 3rd world dirtbag go change ya DDPs playa
>>149936204Damn Finnish slags look like THAT?
>>149936216Hello Blagoy. What is your favorite Hungarian folklore or myth? Also, favorite Hungarian entree?
>>149935398He wanted to be the one on the leash with the furry schaubplug
>>149936201Honestly we should do that too it would help with porn addiction
>>149936238What could go wrong
What's up bitch? Yeah, whats up pussy?
>>149936201good. porn should have never left stash boxes buried in the woods
The day America blocks my access to eporner, sxyprn, girlswallowed and missav is the day that I move to Mexico
>>149936274*Jocko voice* GOOD
>>149936274Guns are illegal in Mexico bro youre better off staying here and fighting the good fight.
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>>149936224If you don't have 10m at least you're not really a person to me, especially in the United States of Israel, you're more like a mosquito or a fly.
Also you don't even have a say whether you get to keep your foreskin or a rabbi to pound your prostate after getting the tip.
>I'm gonna le heckin die for gooning
The absolute state of my so called countrymen.
>>149936287Anon where do you think Mexico is, who do you think id right across the border
Do you think mexicans are the only ones doing border runs
You can get any gun you want in Mexico
My dick gets bigger because I am a crazy nigger
>>149936314Kek
Best post itt
>>149936311The state doesn't have a right to determine what you purchase and what you consume
You shouldn't have to surrender all your personal information just because you want to jack off.
>>149936325Pretty good post
>>149936364Just stop jacking off you deviant and retain your seed until marriage.
>>149936229>BlagoyWhat made you choose that name specifically
I can just imagine what I want to jack off to and there is nothing Sergio Mattarella can do to stop me
>Anon where do you think Mexico is, who do you think id right across the border
>>149936375>NOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SHARE MY EXACT RELIGIOUS BELIEFS AND SENSE OF MORALITY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOThis is why nobody likes you
>>149936398Why are you brown?
>>149936390this or i can just you know go outside and hit the first woman i see
>Who do you think id right across the border
What the fuck does any of this mean?
>>149936204The frenchie is right
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>>149934910>Why are you saying that?fucking kek. scared shitless
>>149936435A shame Brazil, I thought your country was a good Catholic nation.
yo bro its gotta have that crispy sear!
lol
>>149936440>n-no you can't call my wife a whore eseWhat did Clitia Apturo Topturo meant by this?
>>149936418Statistically the religious are more likely to be brown or African
>>149936468Please censor that name in the future
>>149936457>minorI literally have no idea what the fuck you were trying to say. There isn't any punctuation or anything you are functionally illiterate.
>>149936457More like major cerebral stroke
>>149935360This picture is funny because there is a Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper game and it literally and unironically ends with discovering the killer is a Jew, but Sherlock hides him from the police and public to prevent possible anti-Semitic violence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRw-I8UdJGI
>>149936473my mistake man
>>149936471That's because the White man no longer fears God. What shame.
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Finland could never
>>149936482Cool story bro
Alcohol is more addictive than porn or any drug, leads to more death than any other type of addiction, and ruins more lives than any other addiction.
Yet booze is fine and acceptable but if you smoke weed you're a degenerate
>>149936398The brit law isn't about porn, it's about ID-ing their population, who watches what and who said what
>>149936505Beast of a muttmix. Good job Sweden.
>>149936505>both brownoidsevery time
>>149936505dudes halfbreed like some harry potter shit
>>149936505Based colonizer dad
>>149936462Thereโs literally nothing stopping you from looking like her.
>>149936505>mix white and brownSo he is american?
>>149936520Colorblind ass nigga
I think I'll follow them yeah
>>149936512Yes you sack of shit
>>149936515Gooners deserve to get the rope. Having a pawg milf addiction is no way to spend your life.
>>149936512I actually only goon while drunk or on drugs
MMA
Call me newfag but I literally never hear about cub swanson in mma media despite the very interesting career
>>149936505>swedish>white
>>149936581Not sure if youre joking or actually new to the sport but go watch some of his fights
He was always entertaining, had that dog in him
Heavyweight is so fucking BACK
>>149936610ic3 body hair is so disgusting
>>149936581He was an entertaining action fighter but there was very little interesting about him technically, so he never gets the type of love Poirier did
>>149936505ah thats what swedish people look like
My nigger Khilal "B. Lacks" Rountree Jr. will heem HH
Kody Steele is the modern day Cub Swanson
Im Retarded Now!!
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>>149936643You turned yourself retarded by abusing drugs and alcohol to cope with your depression and autogynephilia.
>Im Retarded Now!!
many are saying this
>>149936643>>149936671Should've gone with hormones and surgery to avoid such a fate
We do say that word here HH
>>149936528Other way around since it's his genes that were flushed to the toilets, cub doesn't look swedish at all, he is Brown with black eyes, it's kinda like how sลyboys who breed with gooks produce mutts that are fully chinked like pic rel.
nu-/heem/ is anti racist and woke. please stop saying words with painful historical context please.
>>149936725Oh you're back in france, algeria?
Man shut the fuck up spammy you know you love me nigga.
I understand watching MMA instead of professional wrestling - because MMA is an actual sport contest. But when it comes to vidya, why would you play an MMA game, where the most exciting thing that happens is a wheel kick, when you could be playing a WWE vidya game, with all big suplexes and flips and shit.
If you play MMA vidya, consider that you are basically an old fart who sips water because a pop drink would be too wild for you.
>>149936725His son looks pretty hapa to me. His mom is Malaysian Chinese so it's actually a miracle he's not fully Zhanged. He just looks like your common WMAF hapa muttmix.
>>149936528Other way around it's his genes that were flushed to the toilets, it's kinda like how you moortalians look like ayrabs
>>149936744Unfortunately for you Iโm not a fan of homosexuals.
Every day i thank Lord i'm not brown
>>149935426They were clearly implying his wife was a party slut before they met, you're autistic if you can't pick up on that. English is like Ilia's 3rd language and he still understood, which is why he pressed them
Nelkgods would have bodied that little freak, they were being humble.
>>149936600Perreira vs roundtree was my first fight
How are we dealing with the government banning 4chan, bongbros?
>>149936734Old heem was the best
Nicest general on this website
Until the irish and spammy came
Silva-Bonnar was the first heemer I recall being hyped enough to where I stayed up and watched
Looking back, was it actually a mega fight?
>>149936775Ikr ? Mixing with spaniards was a big mistake
>>149936867that's not what heemer means
>>149935093Ilia's head is huge for his body
The first PPV I stayed up to watch was Izzy vs Whittaker 1. I got acquainted with heartbreak in this sport early when dogfucker heemed Bobby and started spamming emotes over his corpse
>>149936838good, this is an extremist website and it and all its contemporaries are destructive to our culture
hopefully, the whole site and all its benefactors gets killed in a swift and brutal manner soon
>>149936734Nigger Heil Hitler
>>149936762We italians are Yakub's favorite shut the fuck up nigga
Who the fuck am I sharing the thread with
For fucks sake
I went to ufc live event first time in 2015 or 16
I watched my first mma fight when cro cop fought bob sapp
Not sure which ufc fight i watched first but had to be around 2009 2010
I still remember how fedor fluke won against a faster Arlovski and how salty i was
>>149937086Lmao Fedordaddy had ya seething
>>149937110Yeah
Arlovski was my boy
He was suppose to win that fight
>>149937110rapists on the left, virgins on the right
>>149937086bunch a cazzies m8. i've been watching MMA since ~2006. Prime Anderson Silva starting his UFC run, Dan Henderson KO'ing Wanderlei becoming 2-time Pride champ...
>>149937110Me on the left next to Alexander
Most fighters are not only less than a dog irl but also they support terrorist child trafficking ring known as tko group
Only a real one like jake stands for what is right.
Dana would never cut ties with orange pedophile and jewish terrorist because he loves child rape and terrorism
these newfags man don't even remember achilles
Absolute fucking boomers in this thread. We don't care you remember Sean Sherk being LW champ
Fucking faggot fire ants bit the fuck out of my god damn foot just now and IM PISSED!!
What if Reinier de Ridder was obsessed with riddles and walked around saying "De riddle me this"
*sips* when Topuria went on that run to become the first UFC triple champ, now those were the good times
>>149937212Bit on the nose innet?
>>149937212dumbass cazzie swede, Matt Riddle exists and is obviously a better fit for your dumbass scenario
>>149937179Jake Shields is a low IQ retard who supports pedos like Lil' Donnie
>>149937212I'm loud and obnoxius
I like music that rhymes
I'm part of the population but I commit half the crimes
Who am I?
>>149937155It was a different time
I wish i started watching from the begining
This the only sport i really enjoyed since i stopped watching footy in HS
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want some picanha
>>149937261If rdr is saying it, then its morrocans
Yappuria thinks he can avoid alcoholism and dodge taxes but lets see him 10 years from now when his wifes hole sags to her ankles and his kids start wasting his money on drugs and parties
>>149937203Deserved for having autogynephilia. Don't scratch and claw your skin off now.
i got somewhere i got to be in 10 minutes but i also want to heem my meng
>>149937303I would care for some picanha.
>>149937212What if Whittaker took people's wits?
dry fucking pizza crust got stuck in my throat for a few seconds. i really thought i was going to die right now. cant even eat anymore that shit was horrible
>brought his own cap
Kek based autist
>>149937261Jews if you include crimes against the human race
Chip Butty Bros... how we feeling?
>>149937532Maybe trying chewing next time faggot
>>149937582>thesis on blood splatter analysisBased and JUST BLEED-pilled
I am sad to report that Jiri is back with/still with the bogged hag
>>149937641How is Jiri's mum hotter than his gf?
>>149937641dios mio la creatura...
>>149937641The girl on the right has terrible shades
>>149937641Absolute fucking paws on Jiri
Yeah i bet you do you little slut
>>149937582Lol
>>149937641I can't even tell who's the gf and who's the mom... Hagmaxxer Jiri, I kneel...
Merab could fight 4 times this year if he wanted
>>149937855He could, but there's no clear contender after Cory. Pantoja superfight or the Yan rematch will be the only options
>>149937735I can Finnish you if thatโs what you want.
>>149936868You a funny nigga 'stafa
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>>149937913WHEN I WAS...A BOY...
>>149937110>filenameThat's also fucking Silvio (rip) you numpty
>>149937937Also Van Damme, why didn't you mention him?
>>149937735Are you insane
>>149937946I'm more of a chuck zito guy tbcathwyf
Fuck everybody yeah ho even me
Bitch I aint no saint all praise to the G.O.D
>>149937615im only 15kg overweight okay
>>149937630i forgot to swallow
>only 15kg
Poor hans try fork put downs to failure
I shit 15kg every morning get on my level birdie
>>149938014dont talk to or about me lil nigga
>lil nigga
I dwarf you you fat little oompa loompa
This is it, the last hour of my heemposting career.
>>149938139see you tomorrow
kwab what a midget regards 193
>>149938144britcans are getting permaheemed by the loicinse police
>>149938153two more weeks
Brits are roaches, they will always claw their way back with their hideous teeth. Respectfully.
>>149938139Say it
>>149938145*sniff* you can't say stuff like that man
>>149938165b you chingchongs donโt exactly have great teeth either
RIP picks
RIP k1posting
RIP top dawlg bong
RIP tobey posting asians he sees in public
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I will not follow them! My spirit will rise from the ban and the whole of /heen/ will see that I was right!
>>149938181Fuck how did you know it was me b
>>149938199Surely you can get oirish SIMs or something
So what country should we get to replace bongs
>>149938217Its up to you now.
>>149937641me with the pawg milfs
i don't want the bongs to go away
Hey Nigel, I just wanted to say it's been cool keeping up with you over the years. If you somehow manage to access 4chan in the future, watch out for me posting under the Thailand flag and beating up dudes. And if this is farewell, godspeed bruv.
This guy is fighting on the next PFL Africa card
>>149938236b i could follow you on instagram if i really wanted
weโre not going anywhere though
Aspinall is a good heavyweight and Jones did him dirty
>>149937641She's no Merle.
>>149938285Sorry Finland, this was a good retort. I'm still on your side.
Can't believe how pozzed this country is, we unironically deserve ridicule
>>149938364It was funny still is too
>>149938366well now that you're asking for it, it makes kinda weird
like you're getting off on it or somethin..
>>149938328Jones did himself dirty. If there was a time to bring Tom into deep waters, it's now, and Jones missed that chance - and no one else in the HW division is even potentially capable of doing that right now.
Tom will retire without any further loses and have a good career. Jones ended his career with a lingering question mark.
Jones could have been the best ever.
Let's not make this about Jones I was trying to compliment Aspinall
>>149937641What in the lasangna fried fucksteak is that
>>149938421Not asking for it, just realising how much I hate Jews and my forefathers for letting them rape this country to hell
>>149938525Those are called women.
It's been an honour and a privilege!
t. minus 14 minutes, according to the naysayers
Miami is a known hotspot for porn. Let's see if we can find videos of Ilia's wife getting facefucked and eating scrum.
>>149938570Buried that bitch, 'spectfully
>bongs last 5 minutes on /heem/
>it's dead
Couldn't even give us a good sendoff? Pricks.
>>149938701I tried looking up her alleged successful company but the website was down she's either the daughter of a drug lord or my name isn't aapo jojuaesque in many ways
>>149936763come now, spams. some of your BEST WORK is when you let out your homosexual tendencies(pic related).
you already think about zatdaddy sticking his cock into other men's bum holes... ITS OKAY. why not just imagine that you're DOMINATING xneed by fucking him in a based brazza way? then you no longer need to feel ashamed... even the king of your daddies, the ones who do the heavy lifting (afghans) say that "women for reproduction, young men for pleasure". just embrace it!
>>149938763Best I can do is candid footage of pozzdadistan at the gym
>Soon /heem/ shall be rid of pakitranny
>no more asspissnal fans
Total Gane Supremacy won
Reports just coming in that Gane shat his pants while watching Teletubbies
>>149938791what am i looking at here?
That wasn't the best I can do I beget to regret
are bongs really on their way out? can someone please confirm? I can't find this announcement anywhere but I'm truly hoping it's real
>>1499388052
MINUTES
TO MIIIIDNIIIIGHT
Smoking that Asspissnall pack.
Gane won
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-Oh...
Nothing happened.
ginge
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Gonna miss u bongs
ONE Friday Fights tomorrow
god fucking damnit these miserable turds are still here
>>149935665>they fell for it AGAIN
No but really what can Keith Stormer do he seems beyond useless
wtf they're still here
I really thought this time they'd be gone you guys lied to me
mmm i seems is if ive been bambozzled
I shall simply add br*tain to my filters. Just as good.
>>149938929We don't think that and anything said earlier was a lie
can't zap the Britroaches
My niggas Bogdan, Said and Buday are all fighting soon
omg all the bongposters are gone :O
Why can't I delete those posts
>>149938981me when I read a bongpost
Honest to god would you motorboat ibo aslans tiddies
TOMMY ASPINALL
ASPINALL
TOMMY ASPINAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
NANANANANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>149939018I don't get the message
>>149939042Seems cryptic could be in a dialect or perhaps a secret language
OOOOOHHHHHHHH PADDY THE BAAAAAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH PADDDY THE BAAADDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Fuck man already opened the champagne bottle but it turned out to be a hoax
>>149939058That was my penis I lament in torment
>nobody:
>absolutely no one:
>not a single soul on earth:
>Tom Ass-pain-anal:
>have you ever been fingered by a ufc fighter?
>nobody:
>absolutely no one:
>not a single soul on earth:
>Aspinall's son:
>have you ever been fingered by a retard?
Can't wait for a clean Gane /heem/ once all the non-Gane aspiggers are deported
>>149939053Cover your eyes for the word I'm about to invoke but, I believe he have been speaking br*tis*h (god have mercy on my soul for this utterance)
>>149939070>>149939123Why are you guys such fags?
You guys didn't actually fall for the fake screenshot did you? You were all just kidding, right?
Why cant Brasilians fight
>>149939142I fell for it real bad man I bought a No More Bongs on The Chan t-shirt
>>149939217imagine being forced to wipe front to back
>>149939217Who's the skirt
josh emmett is the key to all of this
>>149939217where's her penis?
Sorry Khalil, but I've just finished my homework
>>149939228what????? how do you wipe nigga? you got shit on your balls? feces?
>>149939285I'm free to wipe in any direction I please as I have no puss hole to get poo germs in
>>149939314unbelievable this nigga got feces on his taint and balls.
Hey pussy you still there ?
funky
md5: fc9b5a3aacf4d688c638adb254a27caa
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Real one
I gotta stop answering to that
say the n word for the hulkster brother
Tom Aspinall.
Arnold Allen.
Paddy Pimblett.
Mick Parkin.
Paul Craig.
Nathaniel Wood.
Davey Grant.
Nathan Fletcher.
Sam Patterson.
Chris Duncan.
Oban Elliott.
Mason Jones.
>>149939284Wow that bogglin on his arm looks insane. Would smash the shit out of green dress.
Nigga Kanye really thought he was an anime villain IRL
>>149939412is this the list of bong trannies banned from 4chan?
Reyes
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UFC star and elevator music producer Dominick Reyes dead at 84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7dg8vRDM68
i didn't even know he was sick...
Imagine Magneto from the X-Men in the UFC. Yeah. Remind you of someone?
I guess it's national femdom day or something so I am in for wild sex all night
>>149939475He would fuck up Kody Steele for sure
>Tom Aspinall.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Arnold Allen.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Paddy Pimblett.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Mick Parkin.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Paul Craig.
5-2 against Brazilians
>Nathaniel Wood.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Davey Grant.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Nathan Fletcher.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Sam Patterson.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Chris Duncan.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Oban Elliott.
Undefeated against Brazilians
>Mason Jones.
Undefeated against Brazilians
youll never ever catch me because heem is with me :)
*sips wine*
*smells flower*
You think I'm going to just sit here and let you disrespect the women of Miami?
>>149939475>obnoxious fence grabbing Leon?
What's up now fuck nigger?
Is the UFC getting bigger or declining?
What is your opinion?