>>149936835There are wanking patrol vans about to leave the forecourt of their local rampart. A small protest began but was broken up pretty quickly. Its been said those involved are being shipped to Orkney while things calm down.
BBC radio has been broadcasting special instructions for the last couple of hours but reception is bad as we sold ownership of the masts to a Botswanan company that several MPs have shares in so I can't make out much beyond 'diversity is our strength' every so often.