>>149939001She fucks white men
>little league softball
Where are the little hotties at? These 12 yr olds are all fat.
>>149939170>trackandfield.webm
>>149939170Real doyerpedo hours on the genny
>>149939001How much Fucking Cock do you think this slut has taken?
So sick of all you Ump Bootlickers letting these Assholes off the hook. I can't Fucking wait until we have AI Umps. At least they won't decide to randomly move the strike zone every night.
>>149939227shohei ohtani labubu dubai chocolate
>>149939277*leans back*
What's the problem pal?
>>149939344Where else does dr. pepper go?
>>149939390ball knowers call it a pitchers' duel
>Springer
grrrrrrr why is he still alive >:(
>already 1-0 with nobody out
sorry berds
Why are the dodgers promoting domestic violence?
>>149939277based umps puttin anon in a seethe
>>149939467are we getting urias and bauer back?
>>149939518with back pay and a public apology from manfred
reese
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Joey exposes the paper tigers!
goodnight (mid-afternoon)
another cardinals loss in the first inning
>>149928582>doyerpaco thought that was a dead threadKEK
>>149939563don't call it a cardback
HOW DO YOU MISS THAT CATCH MALDY????
>>149939549that was a middle middle meatball
>>149939564autistic doyerspics posting that in every thread since the first week of julyโฆ
>>149939595>pointing at the scoreboardKEK
My M's are winning the Genobowl.
I heckin' love grass my nigga hows about that science ayyyy
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The Barger aura is reaching untold levels. Teams are straight up forfeiting games just to avoid pitching to him.
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>>149939794Seethe about sandlot some more, wetback
PRRRRT
OH GOD THE SHITTING WON'T STOP
>>149939805and Barger just keeps getting better.
>>149939786Winky we need to re-erect the line of best fit, itโs flaccid.
>already 1-0 with nobody out
sorry berds
Are the padres actually ass? Theyโre losing to the Cardinals
crazy, right? weirdest distribution i've seen this late in the season
>all 7 runs scored with 2 outs
OH I'M LAUGHIN'
>>149939862my berds just got shut out by the rockies and are the worst MLB team in the month of July
>>149939862EXPOSED after losing the Vedder Cup
The transition from the field to a corporate environment was propelled by my ability to build trust and rapport. Our team's efforts in business development at Sprout Financial showcased my knack for driving growth and fostering enduring relationships. Now, I'm eager to continue blending analytical rigor with the competitive drive of sports, shaping the future of sports analysis and IT service excellence.
>>149939862Iโm watching the Fat Jays rape the nu tigers. Doyerpacos are obsessing so yea poodres must be blowing it pretty badly.
>>149939868uh oh poodrejannies
>>149939862well they did just lose the series to the marlins
Detoilet Tishits, First Half Champion 2025! Hang the banner! Celebrate cause you shitters arenโt making the playoffs and Skubal is bailing.
This is going to be a meme game
The Angels Doyers, First Half Champion 2025! Start the fireworks! Celebrate cause you shitters aren't making the playoffs and ohtranny is bailing.
gayberds in a hurry to give the game away
my berds can still blow this
what has caused batter interference to skyrocket in the 2020s?
Is Budweiser Field or whatever the redbird ballpark is called hitter friendly? Seems like it.
>>149939951meme catchers trying too hard to frame pitches
>poodres
But then
>tardinals
Jays are eating good today
Officially a gaping in detroit Iโm changing over
We have so many injuries that we have the shiggy guy pitching for us
jays are ruining the fun differential today
>>149939987My apologies redbirds I was not familiar with your game.
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it begins
>https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1948542641622450236?t=5DpnG40ZJMnityIiO7SYWA&s=19
STOVE IS HOT. NAYLOR TO SEATTLE MARINERS
STOVEMINDERS: TEMPERATURE AND STATUS OF THE STOVE, PLEASE
>>149939987okay, that's not bad
>>149940007>>149940015Stove Minders weโre so back.
>>149940007damn, wanted Naylor on the Jays
even if he's not a lineup fit, he's from Ontario and he's fat
>>149940016Weโre so back!!!!
>>149940033weโre watching the stove right now
We need Spammy to post "Blessed are the Stoveminders for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." now more than ever.
is it true that Ryan OHearn is going to Houston?
Blessed are the Stoveminders for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
>poodres are discussing their favorite show during the game
kino broadcast crew ngl
>>149939862Padres have a bunch of triple A shitters and old Uncs bloating up their lineup. So our bottom of our lineup doesn't produce at all, our bullpen is solid but our SP is just..... Meh. Yu needs to retire, Kolek is okay but not a starter, Berget and Pivetta are probably our best pitchers. Cease is meh, he just strikes out and then becomes a mental midget. We have absolutely no depth nor slug to help our exhausted bullpen and pitchers.
>>149940007The asking price for geno is too high but we need to lose the 1b platoon of doom more than we need to upgrade ben's bat. I like it.
>>149940072I miss my old radio broadcasters who used to meme about always sunny, seinfeld, and simpsons
>Left-hander Brandyn Garcia and right-hander Ashton Izzi are headed back to the Arizona Diamondbacks from the Seattle Mariners for first baseman Josh Naylor, sources tell ESPN. That's the full trade.
Fleeeeeeeeeced!
The stove is shut down retard hot stove season is the offseason deadline season isnโt hot stove.
Hot stove is the offseason and initially meant hot stove leagues where in the offseason players would play in local leagues to stay warm.
The stove is off until November.
>>149940111I hope it's a gas stove and you put your head inside of it, George Springer
>>149940111thatโs my bad
>>149940121WHOA calm down there, jomboy media!
>trader jerry kicks off the trade deadline
Was there any other way?
Reminder that Trader Jerry mindfucked Retard Perry
>>149940111Somebody fuck this guy!!
INVESTIGATE THE BLUR JAYS
>>149940111Pleaseโฆ mercy
tiger broadcasters have decided nobody is watching anymore. they're now just making dialup connection noises
>>149940147Sorry I donโt use condoms I canโt stay hard in them theyโre too tight. Iโll fuck it raw though.
>>149940129He's still got it.
>>149940147force equals mass times acceleration but what is the 'p'?
>>149939959Bud Y. Ser Field or something.
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Sneks are blowing it up huh
>>149940183>he doesn't know polynomial equationsoof
>>149940176Why? What changed?
Are you guys going to watch this shit?
>>149940203that isnโt a polynomial thou
Would you give up your 13th and 16th best prospects for a few months of Josh Naylor? Keep in mind youโre the Mariners and bound to choke down the stretch anyways.
>>149940226have you ever seen an emptier stadium?
>>149940226I watch every Angel game. I've yet to miss one this season.
>>149940226Trader Jerry mindfucked Retard Perry
Rogers throwing 52 mph lol.
>>149940236Angels have good attendance despite their mediocrity.
Based umpire helping out Rogers so they can go home before it starts raining
>>149940226Yes, hopefully they've chartered a helicopter for josh.
I'm a nu tigers fan, what does this mean?
>>149940256not with the traffic in LA
>>149940261Theyโd need a whole fleet tbqh
>>149940176Hello? WHAT CHANGED YOU CHEATING FUCKS?
>>149940267Well it's a good thing they play in Anaheim
>>149940263Eephus is basically a super changeup or super slow curve, gotta be below 70 mph imo.
>>149940263it's a (((hebrew))) word that means "nothing" or "zero"
>>149940269Activate the chinooks.
>>149940278>still doesn't know that anaheim and hollywood hills are part of greater LA
>>149940285>it's truelmao wtf i didn't know that's why it was called that
>>149940282this is true. mountain view and san diego are also part of the greater LA area
>be gay backup catcher
>forced to pitch
>just throw 60 mph slop
>scoreless inning
Is it really that easy?
I just turned on the poodres game, I figured they benched Yu after those 7 runs, I can't believe they're letting him continue to humiliate himself
>>149940256All of my usual streams were down the other day for 10 minutes, and the only one up was a Seattle home feed. What miserable people, broadcasting staff, and team. Plus they've got some Brit or Aussie faggot on the crew. Scandis have something wrong with themselves spiritually. Nuke Seattle already.
>>149940301but enough about Kike Hernandez and his "eephus" pitch
>>149940292LA is in fact part of greater Anaheim
>>149940308South African, actually
>>149940308The Angels have an underrated booth. They're always pretty positive about the other team and have a good attitude.
>>149940304Watching it too. He's getting ultracucked out there.
>>149940308my stream is currently messed up and the announcers all sound like demons, it kind of makes it more enjoyable if I'm being honest
>Sources: Eugenio Suรกrez is still Seattleโs top priority and being aggressively pursued by the Mariners following this first domino dropping with the club acquiring Josh Naylor.
Stovebros....
they gotta get rid of green jesus christ
>70 pitches
>8 runs
>4 innings
>Yu
I thought Yu Darvish was good
>>149940333Just adjusting the run differential to keep the memes running longer
Jays have a position player on the mound, don't be too harsh on him.
You guys are being ridiculous. No way the tigs are gonna score 10 runs in one inning
>>149940318Yeah, they're not bad. Sometimes I pick up one of their home games if I get home late from work. Decent home vibes even though it's not packed.
>>149940232Yeah definitely
Is Rogers the first โpitcherโ to bat this season?
>>149940232I would give up any prospect below 5 for a chance at a world series. 90% of prospects donโt pan out
>>149940400Kike Hernandez has pitched 30 innings
A successful Lauer Hour outing! GG Tiggers
>>149940400No I donโt think so
>>149940400I think the game Robles got hurt luis had to bat.
>>149940430this game is a textbook slurper
>>149940416Yes but did he bat after being put into the pitchers spot? Rogers just bat for himself because the Tigers forfeited their DH.
whew lads, rather be lucky than good
>>149940450there have been multiple pitcher ABs already. in one Orioles vs Rangers game both teams had actual pitcher ABs
>>149940477sounds kino, too bad they're both shitters this year
steal 2nd, base hit, tie it up, Darvish off the hook for this miserable outing. Like pottery
>no one to fuck my boricua ass today
Why live
If both starters in a game give up 7 runs and canโt make it through 5, both teams should be given a loss. Neither team deserves to win in this circumstance.
anyone have that graphic about Brent Rooker fucking up everyone's parlays?
>>149940504Cummy Gay just finished the fifth thoughever
>>149940504I approve of this, just like if a UFC fight obviously sucks dick both fighters should lose
>>149940514>watching live gay sex with no penetrationweird sport
>calling DH a "position" especially in 2007
yikes
>>149940528I'd argue 1st base is also one of the easiest positions, it was where they usually put the power hitters who couldn't field. 3rd base is a hot corner due to right handed batters pulling the ball, but 1st base gets very little action. Prince Fielder played first base
Maybe Darvish and Matsui should open their eyes
>>149940528The weird part is considering Piazzas 309 ABs at DH for Oakland in 2007 before he retired as โhall of famer who switched positions.โ
Anyways the Mets tried to move him to first around 2003 and he disproved the axiom that anyone could learn first and be ok at it.
>>149940528so I was fucking this chick and we changed position... to missionary
>>149940560more like
>we changed positions to mutual masturbation
>>149940560me in the cpap machine at the game
>>149940547cool it, Guriel
Bases loaded in Gay Louis
>>149940232Yeah. Especially since the Mariners still have the best prospect pool in the league. Plus there's always a chance they work a deal. The real question is can they outbid new york for Suarez?
>>149940560i could have saved her bros
A better catcher could have guaranteed that strike 3 instead of a walk to load the bases btw.
Call trader Jerry. Hes in the mood to move.
>>149940606im gonna run this through that one AI to make it look like they're kisssing
>>149940569kek
>>149940570every time I dig this up, I can't believe it all actually happened
>>149940625I ain't even gay tho
Imagine my shock when the literal who replacement we had to start instead of McCullers is worse than him and has given up a career high 11 hits
>>149940625okay, we'll be waiting with bated breath
>>149940658>worse than himWOAH slow down there, kemosabe, giving up 5 runs in 5 innings is par for 2025 McCullers
would it be legal for Arraz to have run full speed into the baserunner instead of touching the base? Just like, football tackle him?
man these depression naps keep lasting longer and longer
>>149940656>Make fun of the Dodgers for having Hololive >Do thisFuck the Padres
>>149940687Depression is bad for you
>>149940684yes if he touched him with glove. would probably get a 100mph fastball to the head in his next at-bat though.
>>149940690fucking tell me about it
>>149940687sleep is good for you
>>149940672At least with McCullers I can be disappointed with what his potential was, with Alexander I have no hope whatsoever
>>149940705not when it takes up 12+ hours of your day
>tfw the power of friendship and belief isnโt working tonignt for the AAAstros
we donโt even know whoโs starting tomorrow
>machudo is only 33
thought he was like 40
>>149940719sleeping 12+ hours a day is how babies grow
cheer up anon, you're going to be randy johnson any day now
>>149940723>the power of friendship and belief*bang* *bang*
>>149940728being of poor character ages you
>dodgers not playing
>thred ded
being of poor character is bad for you
Any Colorado fans here? Was watching the White Sox sweep the butt Pirates the other day (lol Pitt fans were drunkenly booing half the time), then looked to see who was currently mlb's worst, which is the Rockies. What's going on with them or is it as simple as they just have no talent whatsoever?
Julio just got his 20th bag making him the second Mariner after ichiro to steal 20+ in his first four seasons
>>149940263The eephus id the most gangsta pitch in baseball.
>>149940759Dodgers + Mets off day kills the genny. A mid trade like Naylor ainโt enough to keep it off life support.
Based Sevvy drilling that cheating manlet.
>>149940811I flipped the channel just in time to see that.
>>149940759>doyers not playing>paco seethingFTFY
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>trout already fucking /us/
>has fucked /us/ more than any other player in history
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>When Lauer was asked by Hazel Mae about his busted lip, the story he cooked up with a big grin was:
>"There's this known thing to not mess with Scherzer on his start days, especially when he has his headphones in. I broke that rule. I tried to talk to him a little too early."
Mad Max at it
So the blue jays are legit huh
>>149940884Ask when they win 27 rings
>>149940867He's probably going to get his 1000th career RBI against you to. So at least there's that.
>>149940884same number of rings as Yankees since 2010, I'd say yeah
Wellโฆ we got a couple runs so thatโs cool we didnโt get shutout
>>149940911Dr Pepe more like!
>>149940911Hey buddy why dontcha share that DP with me.
>>149940911Hey Buddy fuck you! For ruining Severinoโs career.
This Romero guy is fucking insane
>>149940884Schneids is on pace to win AL Manager of the year after being on the chopping block twice already. I'd say they're at least playing the best they possibly could in the regular season.
>fredbird won the Great Mascot Race
it's over poodrepapas...
>>149940936i forgot my password
Padres making me understand how are the Dodgers still comfortably leading the division despite being ass for so long this season
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is this good?
>nolan arenado has never finished a season above 1.000 ops
woulda lost that bet
>>149940916they've won 27 rings since 2010? that's impressive desu
>>149940947Joe Espada needs to be in that discussion
>>149940996no, they got killed by the dodgers in the worst way lmao
>>149941021dodgers cheated
>>149941025looks like 25 actually; better luck next time
>>149941034You canโt count
is Andy Pages related to Pedro Pages?
>turn on mariners angels
>roastie foid on the broadcast
Guess Iโm going back to vidya.
>>149941038Doas a Bear shit in the woods?
>>149941050I don't know, doas they?
>>149941038Must be if they share a last name
>>149941026Good fuck the stinkees
27. Thatโs more than your team. Haha
>>149941041So. Freakin. Edgy.
27 is the number of outs a team has in a game. it's also the age kurt cobain took his own life go mariners
>>14994107927 you soon to be 51st state!
>>149940981For the mariners? Put him leadoff
im over this game, time to wash the dishes
>>149941050da pope shits on da cubs kek
>>149941079courtney love killed kurt
>>149940981he just needs another chance, can't you just give him another chance?
>>149941038Theyโre two sides of the same page.
>>149941079>there are no extra inning gamesfucking leafs
What happened to Detroit? They were 24 games over 500 a couple weeks ago
What happened to the Dodgers? They were 24 games over 500 a couple week ago
>>149941105this but unironically
>>149941105See, she's not all bad.
>>149940987I remembered it, here you go
>>149941141what inning was this
>>149941141if this isn't the nu OP, I'm out
>Cal goes on a slump
>Mariners canโt score
He really was /our/ entire offense
>>149941141now do one of the yankees sideline reporter chick taking a dump
>>149941141It came out surprisingly good lmao
>>149941141i knew you could do it
>>149941141spoiler: the password was just Password
>>149941141I genuinely want you to die. Soon.
>>149941141WTF is this real?
>>149941176only oldcums remember
>>149941176How did you type the black circles?
Bases loaded in Gay Louis
>walking old man trout
that's not the mariners way!
>>149941141I just donโt understand why people hate AI art and shit. Itโs based.
>>149941218because it's gay and looks like horseshit?
>>149941209this dude has no lips
Welp I see itโs weekly schizophrenic faggot hours on /mlb/. Iโm out.
Go Mariners
>>149941209if this isn't the nu OP, I'm out
>>149941209fucker looks like hank hill. let's see his ass.
>>149941235ain't nothing wrong with two men kissing you bigot
what the fuck are faggot hours and what do they have to do with the mariners?
Go Mariners
heh heh
>The Atre collaboration started, and due to a flood of Yukari Mizumoto fans, only Yukari goods disappeared from the shelves
https://x.com/reki224p/status/1948565535131898026
Who is making a trade for Mason Miller?
>103
>104
>103
>>149941266HAHA wrong thread
>>149941266you showed up just in time, faggot hour just started
>>149941266is this more of that hololive bullshit?
>>149941275Jokes on you. I meant to be a pedo right here.
Everyone in San Diego should pitch in a dollar to buy out Bogaertsโ contract
>>149941266Dodgers fans ladies and gentlemen.
>be named sheet
>play like sheet
ggs As
Alexander should be shipped off the Cambodia. Maybe the power of friendship will return tomorrow
>>149941299Nah I mean the gay homo not the spic.
all right Angelsfags, coming your way now
It's simple. Chadres needs all the help they can get. This lineup fucking sucks and Yu needs to retire soon. GG Berds.
nice job dmo, please leave
>>149941347Itโs ok babe. Please donโt make me sleep on the couch!
M's bros! I was in an afternoon showing of FF4 and just heard the news about Naylor. I can't believe we were able to give up so little from our stacked farm system for Josh Naylor.
We finally have a legit 1st baseman for the first time in since I can't remember when.
Speaking of that, this is clearly Dylan Moore's last game.
>>149941286Y E A H
i'll delete it if it lets me
>>149941347did I mention? any purchase of a mitch garver or player of greater value includes 2024 utility gold glove winner dylan moore.
>>149941367Oh yeah. And hubbys sleeping outside after this.
Alright kids. Let's count the Yankees WS rings in the 21st century. Ready? Go!
0 (2001)
0 (2002)
0 (2003)
0 (2004)
0 (2005)
0 (2006)
0 (2007)
0 (2008)
1 (2009)
1 (2010)
1 (2011)
1 (2012)
1 (2013)
1 (2014)
1 (2015)
1 (2016)
1 (2017)
1 (2018)
1 (2019)
1 (2020)
1 (2021)
1 (2022)
1 (2023)
1 (2024)
1 (2025)
Wow! You did it!
>>149941384>they didn't win 2001doubtful
>>149941357Final Fantasy 4?
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>>149941381Please phone trader Jerry immediately with the good news.
What a pathetic offense. Maybe they should make a trade or something
the mariners are a shit team
seattle is a shit city
>>149941404Josh is coming tomorrow. Hopefully Geno does too.
>>149941391Ha oops. Final Fantasy 4 is an amazing game though. "You spoony bard!" is a fun insult in a fun game.
FUCK YOU LAMONTE
THAT WAS LITERALLY RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE WTF ARE YOU DOING
Naylor means no Suarez.
gg mariners see ya next year.
>>149941432Don't be racist
>>149941437I refuse. I loved the Fantastic 4, Final Fantasy 4 and the Mariners trade. Suck it, Canadian.
>>149941357>we finally have a legit 1st baseman for the first time since I canโt remember when.I remember when I had this level of optimism about a 1st baseman. Then Chrisosรฉ WalkBreu happened.
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OPPO TACO
My Angels are in desperate need of a 3rd baseman
RRRRAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDYYYYYYY BOMB
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cooched. buddy has to catch that
>>149941489Trade for Vientos
His price is low and ceiling is high, based on his performance late last year + terrific postseason. Mets better off with Baty.
>>149941547Vientos for Detmers would be an interesting trade...
>walking old man trout again
>>149941556Angels aren't trading Detmers unless they get something really good. He's finally figured out his confidence issues and has been great out of the bullpen. He's moving back to the rotation next season
My poopdres suck again :(
>>149941572He's like 16th in BB%. All he does is walk
>>149941592Quit whining. my team sucks even more
>>149940772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPl_1RpBK_4
>walking dylan moore
kek kek!
>>149941612Your team probably has won something in the last 50 years
Moncada please all you're here for is to play defense
mariners will tie the padres with a win tonight
jays/cubs world series
screencap this
Wild as fuck
Nothing but fastballs
Still somehow gets out of it with no runs
That's the spicy I remember lol
why do japanese names sound SO clean in a mexican broadcasters voice
>>149941687Because Japanese and Spanish have the same pronunciation. It's why when Japanese people here Spanish for the first time it confuses them because it sounds familiar but they don't understand the words
>>149941687japanese and spanish pronounce vowels the same way
>>149941672I missed him fr
>>149941705practice from dbz dubs
>>149941705>>149941711oh that kinda makes sense. do they get jealous of them pronouncing the letter L though?
mariners ace reliever eduard bazardo
youtube recc'd me this gem
i come to announce that desu vult has qualified for summer koshien
>>149941756what in the humiliation ritual is this?
>>149941756it is also called holy light (its literal translation of the team name) by some random anon
sad we can't support our jays south of the border this year
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>>149941760.bro dont knows about the koshien seasons
>>149941764>elbows up is a cry for canadian national pride>get upset at americans for having american prideKEK
>>149941779this is /mlb/, maybe you should make your own thread regarding japanese baseball
>>149941780what are you guys taking pride in?
>>149941788the stanley cup :^)
Neto has to get a hit here, because Trout is a free out
>>149941801damn yeah look at all those americans