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Anonymous United States No.149938936 >>149939047 >>149939651
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Anonymous United States No.149938948
'stros
Anonymous United States No.149939001 >>149939008 >>149939021 >>149939153 >>149939257
dodgers
Anonymous United States No.149939008 >>149939046
>>149939001
dead eyes
Anonymous United States No.149939021
>>149939001
dead ass
Anonymous United States No.149939046
>>149939008
eyes?
Anonymous United States No.149939047 >>149939054
>>149938936 (OP)
dryers
Anonymous United States No.149939054
>>149939047
Anonymous United States No.149939063
the bru cru is dead
Anonymous United States No.149939153 >>149939176
>>149939001
She fucks white men
Anonymous United States No.149939170 >>149939211 >>149939227
>little league softball
Where are the little hotties at? These 12 yr olds are all fat.
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Anonymous United States No.149939176
>>149939153
Anonymous United States No.149939211
>>149939170
>trackandfield.webm
Anonymous United States No.149939227 >>149939307
>>149939170
Real doyerpedo hours on the genny
Anonymous United States No.149939257
>>149939001
How much Fucking Cock do you think this slut has taken?
Anonymous United States No.149939277 >>149939310 >>149939503
So sick of all you Ump Bootlickers letting these Assholes off the hook. I can't Fucking wait until we have AI Umps. At least they won't decide to randomly move the strike zone every night.
Anonymous United States No.149939307
>>149939227
shohei ohtani labubu dubai chocolate
Anonymous United States No.149939310
>>149939277
*leans back*
What's the problem pal?
Anonymous United States No.149939344 >>149939372
Anonymous United States No.149939372
>>149939344
Where else does dr. pepper go?
Anonymous Canada No.149939378 >>149939390
Fight!
Anonymous United States No.149939390 >>149939407
>>149939378
Slurper
Anonymous United States No.149939398
Chadres time
Anonymous Panama No.149939407
>>149939390
ball knowers call it a pitchers' duel
Anonymous United States No.149939434
>Springer
grrrrrrr why is he still alive >:(
Anonymous United States No.149939444
>already 1-0 with nobody out
sorry berds
Anonymous United States No.149939456
stunt on β€˜em Chadres!
Anonymous United States No.149939467 >>149939518
Why are the dodgers promoting domestic violence?
Anonymous Brazil No.149939485
Vlad finally waking up
Anonymous United States No.149939503
>>149939277
based umps puttin anon in a seethe
Anonymous United States No.149939518 >>149939539
>>149939467
are we getting urias and bauer back?
Anonymous Panama No.149939523
ERN DAWG
Anonymous United States No.149939525
Tiggers lmao
Anonymous United States No.149939539
>>149939518
with back pay and a public apology from manfred
Anonymous Brazil No.149939547
DINGERS
Anonymous Canada No.149939549 >>149939587
Anonymous Panama No.149939558
Joey exposes the paper tigers!
Anonymous United States No.149939559
Detoilet kek
Anonymous United States No.149939561
goodnight (mid-afternoon)
Anonymous United States No.149939563 >>149939580 >>149939777
another cardinals loss in the first inning
Anonymous United States No.149939564 >>149939588 >>149939594
>>149928582
>doyerpaco thought that was a dead thread
KEK
Anonymous United States No.149939580
>>149939563
don't call it a cardback
Anonymous United States No.149939582
>poo darshit
Anonymous United States No.149939585
HOW DO YOU MISS THAT CATCH MALDY????
Anonymous Panama No.149939587
>>149939549
that was a middle middle meatball
Anonymous United States No.149939588
>>149939564
cope miguel
Anonymous United States No.149939594
>>149939564
autistic doyerspics posting that in every thread since the first week of july…
Anonymous United States No.149939595 >>149939604 >>149939652
mlb .com with the bantz
Anonymous United States No.149939597
Anonymous United States No.149939604
>>149939595
>pointing at the scoreboard
KEK
Anonymous United States No.149939630
doyerpacos seething kek
Anonymous United States No.149939632
1, 2, 3 easy
Anonymous United States No.149939636
My M's are winning the Genobowl.
Anonymous United States No.149939651
>>149938936 (OP)
ITS UP
Anonymous Panama No.149939652
>>149939595
kek
Anonymous Canada No.149939658
pitchers suck dick
Anonymous United States No.149939736
PRRRRRRRT
Anonymous United States No.149939739
KEK POODRES
Anonymous United States No.149939747
Anonymous United States No.149939763
I heckin' love grass my nigga hows about that science ayyyy
Anonymous United States No.149939764
poo darshit lol
Anonymous United States No.149939767
kek em!
Anonymous United States No.149939777 >>149940081
>>149939563
does he know?
Wincinnati !!SgPSJHBNzs6 United States No.149939786 >>149939846
Anonymous United States No.149939794 >>149939821
>tiermaker!!!
Anonymous Panama No.149939796
Jays keep piling on
Anonymous Canada No.149939805 >>149939834
The Barger aura is reaching untold levels. Teams are straight up forfeiting games just to avoid pitching to him.
Wincinnati !!SgPSJHBNzs6 United States No.149939812
Anonymous Canada No.149939819
Ohhhh it's a rout!
Anonymous United States No.149939821
>>149939794
Seethe about sandlot some more, wetback
Anonymous United States No.149939828
POODRES
Anonymous United States No.149939831
PRRRRT
OH GOD THE SHITTING WON'T STOP
Anonymous Panama No.149939834
>>149939805
and Barger just keeps getting better.
Anonymous United States No.149939835
my berds :)
Anonymous United States No.149939837
LOL POODRES
Anonymous United States No.149939845
>POODRES
Anonymous United States No.149939846
>>149939786
Winky we need to re-erect the line of best fit, it’s flaccid.
Anonymous United States No.149939856
A BIG DUMP IN PROGRESS
Anonymous United States No.149939858
>already 1-0 with nobody out
sorry berds
Anonymous United States No.149939862 >>149939878 >>149939880 >>149939884 >>149939894 >>149940073
Are the padres actually ass? They’re losing to the Cardinals
Wincinnati !!SgPSJHBNzs6 United States No.149939866
crazy, right? weirdest distribution i've seen this late in the season
Anonymous United States No.149939868 >>149939889 >>149939901
>all 7 runs scored with 2 outs
OH I'M LAUGHIN'
Anonymous United States No.149939878
>>149939862
my berds just got shut out by the rockies and are the worst MLB team in the month of July
Anonymous United States No.149939880
>>149939862
EXPOSED after losing the Vedder Cup
Anonymous United States No.149939881
The transition from the field to a corporate environment was propelled by my ability to build trust and rapport. Our team's efforts in business development at Sprout Financial showcased my knack for driving growth and fostering enduring relationships. Now, I'm eager to continue blending analytical rigor with the competitive drive of sports, shaping the future of sports analysis and IT service excellence.
Anonymous United States No.149939884
>>149939862
I’m watching the Fat Jays rape the nu tigers. Doyerpacos are obsessing so yea poodres must be blowing it pretty badly.
Anonymous United States No.149939889
>>149939868
uh oh poodrejannies
Anonymous United States No.149939894
>>149939862
well they did just lose the series to the marlins
Anonymous United States No.149939899
>it was 1-0
Anonymous United States No.149939901
>>149939868
oh jeeze
Anonymous United States No.149939914 >>149939975
Detoilet Tishits, First Half Champion 2025! Hang the banner! Celebrate cause you shitters aren’t making the playoffs and Skubal is bailing.
Anonymous United States No.149939915
This is going to be a meme game
Anonymous United States No.149939925 >>149939975
The Angels Doyers, First Half Champion 2025! Start the fireworks! Celebrate cause you shitters aren't making the playoffs and ohtranny is bailing.
Anonymous United States No.149939938
gayberds in a hurry to give the game away
Anonymous United States No.149939940
my berds can still blow this
Anonymous United States No.149939951 >>149939960 >>149939961
what has caused batter interference to skyrocket in the 2020s?
Anonymous United States No.149939957
>it was 7-2
Anonymous United States No.149939959 >>149939987 >>149940184
Is Budweiser Field or whatever the redbird ballpark is called hitter friendly? Seems like it.
Anonymous Panama No.149939960
>>149939951
has it?
Anonymous United States No.149939961
>>149939951
meme catchers trying too hard to frame pitches
Anonymous United States No.149939963
>poodres

But then

>tardinals
Anonymous United States No.149939975
>>149939925
cringe

>>149939914
based
Anonymous Canada No.149939976
kekekekekekek
Anonymous Panama No.149939980 >>149940216
Jays are eating good today
Anonymous United States No.149939985
Officially a gaping in detroit I’m changing over
Anonymous United States No.149939987 >>149940003 >>149940018
>>149939959
Anonymous United States No.149939991 >>149940000
We have so many injuries that we have the shiggy guy pitching for us
Anonymous United States No.149940000 >>149940025 >>149940041 >>149940053 >>149940078 >>149940101
>>149939991
Anonymous Canada No.149940002
jays are ruining the fun differential today
Anonymous United States No.149940003
>>149939987
My apologies redbirds I was not familiar with your game.
Wincinnati !!SgPSJHBNzs6 United States No.149940007 >>149940032 >>149940035 >>149940083 >>149940134 >>149940181
it begins
Anonymous United States No.149940015 >>149940032
>https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1948542641622450236?t=5DpnG40ZJMnityIiO7SYWA&s=19

STOVE IS HOT. NAYLOR TO SEATTLE MARINERS
Anonymous United States No.149940016 >>149940037
STOVEMINDERS: TEMPERATURE AND STATUS OF THE STOVE, PLEASE
Anonymous United States No.149940018
>>149939987
okay, that's not bad
Wincinnati !!SgPSJHBNzs6 United States No.149940025
>>149940000

also checked
Anonymous United States No.149940026
STOVEBROS
Anonymous United States No.149940032
>>149940007
>>149940015
Stove Minders we’re so back.
Anonymous United States No.149940033 >>149940042
Detoilet gaping
Anonymous Canada No.149940035
>>149940007
damn, wanted Naylor on the Jays
even if he's not a lineup fit, he's from Ontario and he's fat
Anonymous United States No.149940037
>>149940016
We’re so back!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149940041
>>149940000
quads
Anonymous United States No.149940042
>>149940033
we’re watching the stove right now
Anonymous United States No.149940048
We need Spammy to post "Blessed are the Stoveminders for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." now more than ever.
Anonymous United States No.149940049 >>149940059 >>149940066
is it true that Ryan OHearn is going to Houston?
Anonymous United States No.149940053
>>149940000
based numbers
Anonymous United States No.149940059
>>149940049
too toid
Anonymous United States No.149940066
>>149940049
Yes
Anonymous United States No.149940068
Blessed are the Stoveminders for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Anonymous United States No.149940071
poo shartshit lmao
Anonymous United States No.149940072 >>149940087
>poodres are discussing their favorite show during the game
kino broadcast crew ngl
Anonymous United States No.149940073
>>149939862
Padres have a bunch of triple A shitters and old Uncs bloating up their lineup. So our bottom of our lineup doesn't produce at all, our bullpen is solid but our SP is just..... Meh. Yu needs to retire, Kolek is okay but not a starter, Berget and Pivetta are probably our best pitchers. Cease is meh, he just strikes out and then becomes a mental midget. We have absolutely no depth nor slug to help our exhausted bullpen and pitchers.
Anonymous United States No.149940078 >>149940100 >>149940109 >>149940386
>>149940000
nice digits
Anonymous United States No.149940081
>>149939777
holy trips
Anonymous United States No.149940083
>>149940007
The asking price for geno is too high but we need to lose the 1b platoon of doom more than we need to upgrade ben's bat. I like it.
Anonymous United States No.149940087
>>149940072
I miss my old radio broadcasters who used to meme about always sunny, seinfeld, and simpsons
Anonymous United States No.149940093
Anonymous United States No.149940097
Ned?
Ned Reyerson?
Anonymous United States No.149940100 >>149940109
>>149940078
kek filename
Anonymous United States No.149940101
>>149940000
Anonymous United States No.149940104
>Left-hander Brandyn Garcia and right-hander Ashton Izzi are headed back to the Arizona Diamondbacks from the Seattle Mariners for first baseman Josh Naylor, sources tell ESPN. That's the full trade.
Fleeeeeeeeeced!
Anonymous United States No.149940109
>>149940100
>>149940078
Anonymous United States No.149940111 >>149940121 >>149940125 >>149940131 >>149940157
The stove is shut down retard hot stove season is the offseason deadline season isn’t hot stove.

Hot stove is the offseason and initially meant hot stove leagues where in the offseason players would play in local leagues to stay warm.

The stove is off until November.
Anonymous United States No.149940116
I am now concerned
Anonymous United States No.149940121 >>149940128
>>149940111
I hope it's a gas stove and you put your head inside of it, George Springer
Anonymous United States No.149940125
>>149940111
that’s my bad
Anonymous United States No.149940128
>>149940121
WHOA calm down there, jomboy media!
Anonymous United States No.149940129 >>149940173
>trader jerry kicks off the trade deadline

Was there any other way?
Reminder that Trader Jerry mindfucked Retard Perry
Anonymous United States No.149940131
>>149940111
Somebody fuck this guy!!
Anonymous United States No.149940134
>>149940007
Peff Jassan
Anonymous United States No.149940135
INVESTIGATE THE BLUR JAYS
Anonymous United States No.149940137
>toronto blow gays
Anonymous United States No.149940141
blow gays kek
Anonymous Panama No.149940142
Leo :(
Anonymous United States No.149940147 >>149940172 >>149940183
pFma
Anonymous United States No.149940157
>>149940111
Please… mercy
Anonymous United States No.149940168
tiger broadcasters have decided nobody is watching anymore. they're now just making dialup connection noises
Anonymous United States No.149940172
>>149940147
Sorry I don’t use condoms I can’t stay hard in them they’re too tight. I’ll fuck it raw though.
Anonymous United States No.149940173
>>149940129
He's still got it.
Anonymous Canada No.149940176 >>149940210 >>149940248 >>149940275
THE BIRDS ARE GOOD NOW
Anonymous United States No.149940181
>>149940007
no...NO!!!
Anonymous United States No.149940183 >>149940203
>>149940147
force equals mass times acceleration but what is the 'p'?
Anonymous United States No.149940184
>>149939959
Bud Y. Ser Field or something.
Anonymous United States No.149940188
Sneks are blowing it up huh
Anonymous United States No.149940194
fuck St Louis, brahs
Anonymous United States No.149940203 >>149940228
>>149940183
>he doesn't know polynomial equations
oof
Anonymous United States No.149940210
>>149940176
Why? What changed?
Anonymous United States No.149940216
>>149939980
GOOOOOD!
Anonymous United States No.149940226 >>149940236 >>149940243 >>149940245 >>149940261
Are you guys going to watch this shit?
Anonymous United States No.149940228
>>149940203
that isn’t a polynomial thou
Anonymous United States No.149940232 >>149940345 >>149940393 >>149940399 >>149940408 >>149940601
Would you give up your 13th and 16th best prospects for a few months of Josh Naylor? Keep in mind you’re the Mariners and bound to choke down the stretch anyways.
Anonymous United States No.149940236 >>149940256
>>149940226
have you ever seen an emptier stadium?
Anonymous United States No.149940243
>>149940226
I watch every Angel game. I've yet to miss one this season.
Anonymous United States No.149940245
>>149940226
Trader Jerry mindfucked Retard Perry
Anonymous United States No.149940248
>>149940176
would
Anonymous United States No.149940253
Rogers throwing 52 mph lol.
Anonymous United States No.149940256 >>149940267 >>149940308
>>149940236
Angels have good attendance despite their mediocrity.
Anonymous Brazil No.149940258
Based umpire helping out Rogers so they can go home before it starts raining
Anonymous United States No.149940261 >>149940269
>>149940226
Yes, hopefully they've chartered a helicopter for josh.
Anonymous United States No.149940263 >>149940280 >>149940285 >>149940780
I'm a nu tigers fan, what does this mean?
Anonymous United States No.149940267 >>149940278
>>149940256
not with the traffic in LA
Anonymous United States No.149940269 >>149940290
>>149940261
They’d need a whole fleet tbqh
Anonymous United States No.149940275
>>149940176
Hello? WHAT CHANGED YOU CHEATING FUCKS?
Anonymous United States No.149940278 >>149940282 >>149940292
>>149940267
Well it's a good thing they play in Anaheim
Anonymous United States No.149940280
>>149940263
Eephus is basically a super changeup or super slow curve, gotta be below 70 mph imo.
Anonymous United States No.149940282 >>149940300
>>149940278
Same thing.
Anonymous United States No.149940285 >>149940297
>>149940263
it's a (((hebrew))) word that means "nothing" or "zero"
Anonymous United States No.149940288
STOVE!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149940290
>>149940269
Activate the chinooks.
Anonymous United States No.149940292 >>149940311
>>149940278
>still doesn't know that anaheim and hollywood hills are part of greater LA
Anonymous United States No.149940294
no...NO!!!
Anonymous United States No.149940297
>>149940285
>it's true
lmao wtf i didn't know that's why it was called that
Anonymous United States No.149940300
>>149940282
this is true. mountain view and san diego are also part of the greater LA area
Anonymous United States No.149940301 >>149940309
>be gay backup catcher
>forced to pitch
>just throw 60 mph slop
>scoreless inning

Is it really that easy?
Anonymous United States No.149940304 >>149940320
I just turned on the poodres game, I figured they benched Yu after those 7 runs, I can't believe they're letting him continue to humiliate himself
Anonymous United States No.149940308 >>149940313 >>149940316 >>149940318 >>149940322
>>149940256
All of my usual streams were down the other day for 10 minutes, and the only one up was a Seattle home feed. What miserable people, broadcasting staff, and team. Plus they've got some Brit or Aussie faggot on the crew. Scandis have something wrong with themselves spiritually. Nuke Seattle already.
Anonymous United States No.149940309
>>149940301
but enough about Kike Hernandez and his "eephus" pitch
Anonymous United States No.149940311
>>149940292
LA is in fact part of greater Anaheim
Anonymous United States No.149940313
>>149940308
South African, actually
Anonymous United States No.149940316
>>149940308
o yeah
Anonymous United States No.149940318 >>149940365
>>149940308
The Angels have an underrated booth. They're always pretty positive about the other team and have a good attitude.
Anonymous United States No.149940320
>>149940304
Watching it too. He's getting ultracucked out there.
Anonymous United States No.149940322
>>149940308
my stream is currently messed up and the announcers all sound like demons, it kind of makes it more enjoyable if I'm being honest
Anonymous United States No.149940324
>Sources: Eugenio SuΓ‘rez is still Seattle’s top priority and being aggressively pursued by the Mariners following this first domino dropping with the club acquiring Josh Naylor.
Stovebros....
Anonymous Canada No.149940326
Chud Greene.
Anonymous Canada No.149940327 >>149941084
they gotta get rid of green jesus christ
Anonymous United States No.149940329
>>149924155
>>149924155
>>149924155
Anonymous United States No.149940332
>70 pitches
>8 runs
>4 innings
>Yu
Anonymous United States No.149940333 >>149940347
blow gays blowing
Anonymous United States No.149940341
>assturds getting raped
Anonymous United States No.149940344
I thought Yu Darvish was good
Anonymous United States No.149940345
>>149940232
Fuck no lmao
Anonymous Brazil No.149940347
>>149940333
Just adjusting the run differential to keep the memes running longer
Anonymous United States No.149940348
>it was 11-1 in the 9th
Anonymous Panama No.149940359
Jays have a position player on the mound, don't be too harsh on him.
Anonymous United States No.149940364 >>149940372
You guys are being ridiculous. No way the tigs are gonna score 10 runs in one inning
Anonymous United States No.149940365
>>149940318
Yeah, they're not bad. Sometimes I pick up one of their home games if I get home late from work. Decent home vibes even though it's not packed.
Anonymous United States No.149940372
>>149940364
6 to go
Anonymous United States No.149940386
>>149940078
stole my joke
Anonymous United States No.149940393
>>149940232
Yeah definitely
Anonymous United States No.149940397
Anonymous United States No.149940399
>>149940232
ermm maybe
Anonymous United States No.149940400 >>149940416 >>149940421 >>149940437
Is Rogers the first β€œpitcher” to bat this season?
Anonymous United States No.149940408
>>149940232
I would give up any prospect below 5 for a chance at a world series. 90% of prospects don’t pan out
Anonymous United States No.149940416 >>149940450
>>149940400
Kike Hernandez has pitched 30 innings
Anonymous Panama No.149940420
A successful Lauer Hour outing! GG Tiggers
Anonymous United States No.149940421
>>149940400
No I don’t think so
Anonymous United States No.149940430 >>149940436 >>149940444
>tardinals
Anonymous United States No.149940436
>>149940430
just wow
Anonymous United States No.149940437
>>149940400
I think the game Robles got hurt luis had to bat.
Anonymous United States No.149940444
>>149940430
this game is a textbook slurper
Anonymous United States No.149940450 >>149940477
>>149940416
Yes but did he bat after being put into the pitchers spot? Rogers just bat for himself because the Tigers forfeited their DH.
Anonymous United States No.149940468
so, it happened again
Anonymous United States No.149940473
whew lads, rather be lucky than good
Anonymous United States No.149940475
my turdinals
Anonymous Panama No.149940477 >>149940485
>>149940450
there have been multiple pitcher ABs already. in one Orioles vs Rangers game both teams had actual pitcher ABs
Anonymous United States No.149940485
>>149940477
sounds kino, too bad they're both shitters this year
Anonymous United States No.149940492
steal 2nd, base hit, tie it up, Darvish off the hook for this miserable outing. Like pottery
Anonymous United States No.149940494
alpoove
Anonymous United States No.149940498
>no one to fuck my boricua ass today
Why live
Anonymous United States No.149940504 >>149940511 >>149940514
If both starters in a game give up 7 runs and can’t make it through 5, both teams should be given a loss. Neither team deserves to win in this circumstance.
Anonymous United States No.149940510
anyone have that graphic about Brent Rooker fucking up everyone's parlays?
Anonymous United States No.149940511
>>149940504
Cummy Gay just finished the fifth thoughever
Anonymous United States No.149940514 >>149940516
>>149940504
I approve of this, just like if a UFC fight obviously sucks dick both fighters should lose
Anonymous United States No.149940516
>>149940514
>watching live gay sex with no penetration
weird sport
Anonymous United States No.149940528 >>149940545 >>149940559 >>149940560
>calling DH a "position" especially in 2007
yikes
Anonymous United States No.149940545
>>149940528
I'd argue 1st base is also one of the easiest positions, it was where they usually put the power hitters who couldn't field. 3rd base is a hot corner due to right handed batters pulling the ball, but 1st base gets very little action. Prince Fielder played first base
Anonymous United States No.149940547 >>149940571
Maybe Darvish and Matsui should open their eyes
Anonymous United States No.149940559
>>149940528
The weird part is considering Piazzas 309 ABs at DH for Oakland in 2007 before he retired as β€œhall of famer who switched positions.”

Anyways the Mets tried to move him to first around 2003 and he disproved the axiom that anyone could learn first and be ok at it.
Anonymous United States No.149940560 >>149940569 >>149940570 >>149940603
>>149940528
so I was fucking this chick and we changed position... to missionary
Anonymous United States No.149940569 >>149940639
>>149940560
more like

>we changed positions to mutual masturbation
Anonymous United States No.149940570 >>149940573 >>149940639
>>149940560
me in the cpap machine at the game
Anonymous United States No.149940571
>>149940547
cool it, Guriel
Anonymous United States No.149940573
>>149940570
>game
anon...
Anonymous United States No.149940597
Bases loaded in Gay Louis
Anonymous United States No.149940599 >>149940655
rape ur butt
Anonymous United States No.149940601
>>149940232
Yeah. Especially since the Mariners still have the best prospect pool in the league. Plus there's always a chance they work a deal. The real question is can they outbid new york for Suarez?
Anonymous United States No.149940603
>>149940560
i could have saved her bros
Anonymous United States No.149940606 >>149940625
A better catcher could have guaranteed that strike 3 instead of a walk to load the bases btw.
Call trader Jerry. Hes in the mood to move.
Anonymous United States No.149940625 >>149940647 >>149940663 >>149940936
>>149940606
im gonna run this through that one AI to make it look like they're kisssing
Anonymous United States No.149940631
>tards
Anonymous United States No.149940639
>>149940569
kek

>>149940570
every time I dig this up, I can't believe it all actually happened
Anonymous United States No.149940647
>>149940625
I ain't even gay tho
Anonymous United States No.149940655
>>149940599
I did this
Anonymous United States No.149940656 >>149940689
>POODRES
KEK
Anonymous United States No.149940658 >>149940672
Imagine my shock when the literal who replacement we had to start instead of McCullers is worse than him and has given up a career high 11 hits
Anonymous United States No.149940661
Can’t stand ya.
Anonymous United States No.149940663
>>149940625
okay, we'll be waiting with bated breath
Anonymous United States No.149940667
Official!
Anonymous United States No.149940672 >>149940712
>>149940658
>worse than him
WOAH slow down there, kemosabe, giving up 5 runs in 5 innings is par for 2025 McCullers
Anonymous United States No.149940677
lame ass gayberds
Anonymous United States No.149940680
Arraez, more like afall.
Anonymous United States No.149940684 >>149940691
would it be legal for Arraz to have run full speed into the baserunner instead of touching the base? Just like, football tackle him?
Anonymous United States No.149940687 >>149940690 >>149940705 >>149940707
man these depression naps keep lasting longer and longer
Anonymous United States No.149940689
>>149940656
>Make fun of the Dodgers for having Hololive
>Do this
Fuck the Padres
Anonymous United States No.149940690 >>149940702
>>149940687
Depression is bad for you
Anonymous United States No.149940691
>>149940684
yes if he touched him with glove. would probably get a 100mph fastball to the head in his next at-bat though.
Anonymous United States No.149940702
>>149940690
fucking tell me about it
Anonymous United States No.149940705 >>149940719
>>149940687
sleep is good for you
Anonymous United States No.149940707
>>149940687
cheer up!
Anonymous United States No.149940712
>>149940672
At least with McCullers I can be disappointed with what his potential was, with Alexander I have no hope whatsoever
Anonymous United States No.149940719 >>149940734
>>149940705
not when it takes up 12+ hours of your day
Anonymous United States No.149940723 >>149940735
>tfw the power of friendship and belief isn’t working tonignt for the AAAstros
we don’t even know who’s starting tomorrow
Anonymous United States No.149940728 >>149940737
>machudo is only 33
thought he was like 40
Anonymous United States No.149940734
>>149940719
sleeping 12+ hours a day is how babies grow

cheer up anon, you're going to be randy johnson any day now
Anonymous United States No.149940735
>>149940723
>the power of friendship and belief
*bang* *bang*
Anonymous United States No.149940737
>>149940728
being of poor character ages you
Anonymous United States No.149940759 >>149940785 >>149940839
>dodgers not playing
>thred ded
Anonymous United States No.149940768
being of poor character is bad for you
Anonymous United States No.149940769
Any Colorado fans here? Was watching the White Sox sweep the butt Pirates the other day (lol Pitt fans were drunkenly booing half the time), then looked to see who was currently mlb's worst, which is the Rockies. What's going on with them or is it as simple as they just have no talent whatsoever?
Anonymous United States No.149940772 >>149941617
Julio just got his 20th bag making him the second Mariner after ichiro to steal 20+ in his first four seasons
Anonymous United States No.149940780
>>149940263
The eephus id the most gangsta pitch in baseball.
Anonymous United States No.149940784
>ho-farts
Anonymous United States No.149940785 >>149940804
>>149940759
Dodgers + Mets off day kills the genny. A mid trade like Naylor ain’t enough to keep it off life support.
Anonymous Canada No.149940786
berbs
Anonymous United States No.149940796
>zodiac shit
Cringe
Anonymous United States No.149940801
>RISPiners
Anonymous United States No.149940804
>>149940785
Mets?
Anonymous United States No.149940811 >>149940822
Based Sevvy drilling that cheating manlet.
Anonymous United States No.149940822
>>149940811
I flipped the channel just in time to see that.
Anonymous United States No.149940839 >>149940859
>>149940759
>doyers not playing
>paco seething
FTFY
Anonymous United States No.149940842
dang, neto is fast
Anonymous United States No.149940845
Berds
Anonymous United States No.149940853
A vintage Trout double
Anonymous United States No.149940854
Literal who’s
Anonymous United States No.149940859 >>149940890
>>149940839
TWD
Anonymous United States No.149940860
kek poodres
Anonymous United States No.149940867 >>149940899
>trout already fucking /us/
>has fucked /us/ more than any other player in history
Anonymous United States No.149940876
SCHANUEL
Anonymous Panama No.149940881 >>149940961
>When Lauer was asked by Hazel Mae about his busted lip, the story he cooked up with a big grin was:

>"There's this known thing to not mess with Scherzer on his start days, especially when he has his headphones in. I broke that rule. I tried to talk to him a little too early."

Mad Max at it
Anonymous United States No.149940884 >>149940892 >>149940903 >>149940947
So the blue jays are legit huh
Anonymous United States No.149940890
>>149940859
TDO
Anonymous United States No.149940892
>>149940884
Ask when they win 27 rings
Anonymous United States No.149940899
>>149940867
He's probably going to get his 1000th career RBI against you to. So at least there's that.
Anonymous United States No.149940903 >>149940916
>>149940884
same number of rings as Yankees since 2010, I'd say yeah
Anonymous United States No.149940906 >>149940934
RECKER
Anonymous United States No.149940911 >>149940922 >>149940923 >>149940937
Well… we got a couple runs so that’s cool we didn’t get shutout
Anonymous United States No.149940916 >>149940996
>>149940903
27
Anonymous United States No.149940922 >>149940928 >>149940968
>>149940911
Dr Pepe more like!
Anonymous United States No.149940923
>>149940911
Hey buddy why dontcha share that DP with me.
Anonymous United States No.149940928 >>149940940
>>149940922
>Dr Pepe
Anonymous United States No.149940934
>>149940906
Why?
Anonymous United States No.149940936 >>149940959
>>149940625
well?
Anonymous United States No.149940937
>>149940911
Hey Buddy fuck you! For ruining Severino’s career.
Anonymous United States No.149940940 >>149940992
>>149940928
Anonymous United States No.149940942
Anonymous United States No.149940945
This Romero guy is fucking insane
Anonymous Panama No.149940947 >>149941006
>>149940884
Schneids is on pace to win AL Manager of the year after being on the chopping block twice already. I'd say they're at least playing the best they possibly could in the regular season.
Anonymous Canada No.149940948
padres stink
Anonymous United States No.149940956
>fredbird won the Great Mascot Race
it's over poodrepapas...
Anonymous United States No.149940959 >>149940987
>>149940936
i forgot my password
Anonymous United States No.149940961
>>149940881
Lol wtf
Anonymous United States No.149940968 >>149940992
>>149940922
>Dr Pepe
Anonymous Brazil No.149940970
Padres making me understand how are the Dodgers still comfortably leading the division despite being ass for so long this season
Anonymous United States No.149940981 >>149941092 >>149941106
is this good?
Anonymous United States No.149940985
>nolan arenado has never finished a season above 1.000 ops
woulda lost that bet
Anonymous United States No.149940987 >>149941141
>>149940959
lame
Anonymous United States No.149940989
>padres
more like poodres
Anonymous United States No.149940992
>>149940968
see
>>149940940
Anonymous United States No.149940996 >>149941007 >>149941014 >>149941021
>>149940916
they've won 27 rings since 2010? that's impressive desu
Anonymous United States No.149941006
>>149940947
Joe Espada needs to be in that discussion
Anonymous United States No.149941007 >>149941014
>>149940996
27. Count em
Anonymous United States No.149941014 >>149941025
>>149941007
>>149940996
Anonymous United States No.149941021 >>149941026
>>149940996
no, they got killed by the dodgers in the worst way lmao
Anonymous United States No.149941025 >>149941034
>>149941014
27
Anonymous United States No.149941026 >>149941061
>>149941021
dodgers cheated
Anonymous United States No.149941034 >>149941036
>>149941025
looks like 25 actually; better luck next time
Anonymous United States No.149941036 >>149941045
>>149941034
You can’t count
Anonymous United States No.149941038 >>149941050 >>149941057 >>149941108 >>149941660
is Andy Pages related to Pedro Pages?
Anonymous United States No.149941041 >>149941076
>turn on mariners angels
>roastie foid on the broadcast
Guess I’m going back to vidya.
Anonymous United States No.149941045 >>149941049 >>149941059 >>149941060
>>149941036
Anonymous United States No.149941049
>>149941045
lel
Anonymous United States No.149941050 >>149941056 >>149941097
>>149941038
Doas a Bear shit in the woods?
Anonymous United States No.149941056
>>149941050
I don't know, doas they?
Anonymous United States No.149941057 >>149941660
>>149941038
Must be if they share a last name
Anonymous United States No.149941059
>>149941045
Anonymous United States No.149941060
>>149941045
Anonymous United States No.149941061
>>149941026
Good fuck the stinkees
Anonymous United States No.149941066
27. That’s more than your team. Haha
Anonymous United States No.149941068
27 you poverts
Anonymous United States No.149941076
>>149941041
So. Freakin. Edgy.
Anonymous Canada No.149941079 >>149941088 >>149941105 >>149941114
27 is the number of outs a team has in a game. it's also the age kurt cobain took his own life go mariners
Anonymous United States No.149941084
>>149940327
>27
Checked.
Anonymous United States No.149941088
>>149941079
27 you soon to be 51st state!
Anonymous United States No.149941092
>>149940981
For the mariners? Put him leadoff
Anonymous United States No.149941095
im over this game, time to wash the dishes
Anonymous United States No.149941097
>>149941050
da pope shits on da cubs kek
Anonymous United States No.149941105 >>149941124 >>149941128
>>149941079
courtney love killed kurt
Anonymous United States No.149941106
>>149940981
he just needs another chance, can't you just give him another chance?
Anonymous United States No.149941108
>>149941038
They’re two sides of the same page.
Anonymous United States No.149941114
>>149941079
>there are no extra inning games
fucking leafs
Anonymous United States No.149941115
What happened to Detroit? They were 24 games over 500 a couple weeks ago
Anonymous United States No.149941123 >>149941135
What happened to the Dodgers? They were 24 games over 500 a couple week ago
Anonymous United States No.149941124
>>149941105
this but unironically
Anonymous United States No.149941128
>>149941105
See, she's not all bad.
Anonymous United States No.149941135
>>149941123
rent free
Anonymous United States No.149941141 >>149941148 >>149941153 >>149941154 >>149941158 >>149941161 >>149941164 >>149941165 >>149941170 >>149941171 >>149941177 >>149941218
>>149940987
I remembered it, here you go
Anonymous United States No.149941148
>>149941141
KEK
Anonymous United States No.149941153
>>149941141
what inning was this
Anonymous United States No.149941154
>>149941141
if this isn't the nu OP, I'm out
Anonymous United States No.149941157
>Cal goes on a slump
>Mariners can’t score
He really was /our/ entire offense
Anonymous United States No.149941158
>>149941141
Impossible
Anonymous United States No.149941161
>>149941141
now do one of the yankees sideline reporter chick taking a dump
Anonymous United States No.149941164
>>149941141
It came out surprisingly good lmao
Anonymous United States No.149941165
>>149941141
i knew you could do it
Anonymous United States No.149941170
>>149941141
spoiler: the password was just Password
Anonymous United States No.149941171
>>149941141
I genuinely want you to die. Soon.
Anonymous United States No.149941176 >>149941183 >>149941184
My password? hunter2
Anonymous United States No.149941177
>>149941141
WTF is this real?
Anonymous United States No.149941183
>>149941176
only oldcums remember
Anonymous United States No.149941184
>>149941176
How did you type the black circles?
Anonymous United States No.149941193
salami?
Anonymous United States No.149941196
Bases loaded in Gay Louis
Anonymous United States No.149941209 >>149941229 >>149941238 >>149941243
>walking old man trout
that's not the mariners way!
Anonymous United States No.149941218 >>149941227
>>149941141
I just don’t understand why people hate AI art and shit. It’s based.
Anonymous United States No.149941222
>tards
Anonymous United States No.149941223
>gayberds
Anonymous United States No.149941227
>>149941218
because it's gay and looks like horseshit?
Anonymous United States No.149941229
>>149941209
this dude has no lips
Anonymous United States No.149941235 >>149941253
Welp I see it’s weekly schizophrenic faggot hours on /mlb/. I’m out.

Go Mariners
Anonymous United States No.149941238
>>149941209
if this isn't the nu OP, I'm out
Anonymous United States No.149941243
>>149941209
fucker looks like hank hill. let's see his ass.
Anonymous United States No.149941253
>>149941235
ain't nothing wrong with two men kissing you bigot
Anonymous United States No.149941257
what the fuck are faggot hours and what do they have to do with the mariners?

Go Mariners
Anonymous United States No.149941266 >>149941275 >>149941281 >>149941286 >>149941289 >>149941303
heh heh
>The Atre collaboration started, and due to a flood of Yukari Mizumoto fans, only Yukari goods disappeared from the shelves
https://x.com/reki224p/status/1948565535131898026
Anonymous United States No.149941273
Who is making a trade for Mason Miller?

>103
>104
>103
Anonymous United States No.149941275 >>149941292
>>149941266
HAHA wrong thread
Anonymous United States No.149941281
>>149941266
you showed up just in time, faggot hour just started
Anonymous United States No.149941286 >>149941358
>>149941266
go doyers!
Anonymous United States No.149941289
>>149941266
is this more of that hololive bullshit?
Anonymous United States No.149941292 >>149941299
>>149941275
Jokes on you. I meant to be a pedo right here.
Anonymous United States No.149941299 >>149941329
>>149941292
pedro*
Anonymous United States No.149941301
Everyone in San Diego should pitch in a dollar to buy out Bogaerts’ contract
Anonymous United States No.149941303
>>149941266
Dodgers fans ladies and gentlemen.
Anonymous United States No.149941307
walklanco
Anonymous United States No.149941317
>be named sheet
>play like sheet
Anonymous United States No.149941320
>poodres
Anonymous United States No.149941321
ggs As
Alexander should be shipped off the Cambodia. Maybe the power of friendship will return tomorrow
Anonymous United States No.149941323
>POODRES
Anonymous United States No.149941325
solano did something!
Anonymous United States No.149941329
>>149941299
Nah I mean the gay homo not the spic.
Anonymous United States No.149941332
Anonymous United States No.149941333 >>149941342
all right Angelsfags, coming your way now
Anonymous United States No.149941342
>>149941333
wew
Anonymous United States No.149941347 >>149941353 >>149941367
It's simple. Chadres needs all the help they can get. This lineup fucking sucks and Yu needs to retire soon. GG Berds.
Anonymous United States No.149941351
nice job dmo, please leave
Anonymous United States No.149941353
>>149941347
It’s ok babe. Please don’t make me sleep on the couch!
Anonymous United States No.149941357 >>149941391 >>149941465
M's bros! I was in an afternoon showing of FF4 and just heard the news about Naylor. I can't believe we were able to give up so little from our stacked farm system for Josh Naylor.
We finally have a legit 1st baseman for the first time in since I can't remember when.
Speaking of that, this is clearly Dylan Moore's last game.
Anonymous United States No.149941358
>>149941286
Y E A H
i'll delete it if it lets me
Anonymous United States No.149941367 >>149941381
>>149941347
did I mention? any purchase of a mitch garver or player of greater value includes 2024 utility gold glove winner dylan moore.
Anonymous United States No.149941381 >>149941394
>>149941367
Oh yeah. And hubbys sleeping outside after this.
Anonymous Panama No.149941384 >>149941389 >>149941410
Alright kids. Let's count the Yankees WS rings in the 21st century. Ready? Go!
0 (2001)
0 (2002)
0 (2003)
0 (2004)
0 (2005)
0 (2006)
0 (2007)
0 (2008)
1 (2009)
1 (2010)
1 (2011)
1 (2012)
1 (2013)
1 (2014)
1 (2015)
1 (2016)
1 (2017)
1 (2018)
1 (2019)
1 (2020)
1 (2021)
1 (2022)
1 (2023)
1 (2024)
1 (2025)
Wow! You did it!
Anonymous United States No.149941389
>>149941384
>they didn't win 2001
doubtful
Anonymous United States No.149941391 >>149941426
>>149941357
Final Fantasy 4?
Anonymous United States No.149941393
no...NO!!!
Anonymous United States No.149941394
>>149941381
Please phone trader Jerry immediately with the good news.
Anonymous United States No.149941404 >>149941423
What a pathetic offense. Maybe they should make a trade or something
Anonymous United States No.149941410
>>149941384
27.
Anonymous Canada No.149941418
the mariners are a shit team
seattle is a shit city
Anonymous United States No.149941423
>>149941404
Josh is coming tomorrow. Hopefully Geno does too.
Anonymous United States No.149941426 >>149941437
>>149941391
Ha oops. Final Fantasy 4 is an amazing game though. "You spoony bard!" is a fun insult in a fun game.
Anonymous United States No.149941432 >>149941438
FUCK YOU LAMONTE
THAT WAS LITERALLY RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE WTF ARE YOU DOING
Anonymous United States No.149941435
Naylor means no Suarez.
gg mariners see ya next year.
Anonymous Canada No.149941437 >>149941447
>>149941426
shut up, nerd
Anonymous United States No.149941438
>>149941432
Don't be racist
Anonymous United States No.149941445
no...NO!!!
Anonymous United States No.149941447
>>149941437
I refuse. I loved the Fantastic 4, Final Fantasy 4 and the Mariners trade. Suck it, Canadian.
Anonymous United States No.149941465
>>149941357
>we finally have a legit 1st baseman for the first time since I can’t remember when.
I remember when I had this level of optimism about a 1st baseman. Then ChrisosΓ© WalkBreu happened.
Anonymous United States No.149941471
berds win gg 'dres
Anonymous United States No.149941472
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous United States No.149941474
TYVM RETARDED DOMINICAN
Anonymous United States No.149941475
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OPPO TACO
Anonymous United States No.149941477
Game is over
Anonymous United States No.149941489 >>149941547
My Angels are in desperate need of a 3rd baseman
Anonymous United States No.149941490
small ball cal raleigh??
Anonymous United States No.149941505
RRRRAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDYYYYYYY BOMB
Anonymous United States No.149941507
RANDY ROCKET
Wincinnati !!SgPSJHBNzs6 United States No.149941515
cooched. buddy has to catch that
Anonymous United States No.149941516
no...NO!!!
Anonymous United States No.149941520
Late but RANDY!!!
Anonymous United States No.149941547 >>149941556
>>149941489
Trade for Vientos

His price is low and ceiling is high, based on his performance late last year + terrific postseason. Mets better off with Baty.
Anonymous United States No.149941556 >>149941579
>>149941547
Vientos for Detmers would be an interesting trade...
Anonymous United States No.149941571
Vintage Trout walk
Anonymous United States No.149941572 >>149941600
>walking old man trout again
Anonymous United States No.149941579
>>149941556
Angels aren't trading Detmers unless they get something really good. He's finally figured out his confidence issues and has been great out of the bullpen. He's moving back to the rotation next season
Anonymous United States No.149941592 >>149941612 >>149941621
My poopdres suck again :(
Anonymous United States No.149941600
>>149941572
He's like 16th in BB%. All he does is walk
Anonymous United States No.149941610
Spicy strikeout
Anonymous United States No.149941612 >>149941619
>>149941592
Quit whining. my team sucks even more
Anonymous United States No.149941617
>>149940772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPl_1RpBK_4
Anonymous United States No.149941618
>walking dylan moore
kek kek!
Anonymous United States No.149941619
>>149941612
Your team probably has won something in the last 50 years
Anonymous United States No.149941621
>>149941592
Anonymous United States No.149941634
Moncada please all you're here for is to play defense
Anonymous United States No.149941639
nice fielding, angels.
Anonymous Canada No.149941649
mariners will tie the padres with a win tonight
Anonymous United States No.149941660
>>149941038
>>149941057
Fact checkin this one
Anonymous Canada No.149941661
jays/cubs world series
screencap this
Anonymous United States No.149941672 >>149941717
Wild as fuck
Nothing but fastballs
Still somehow gets out of it with no runs
That's the spicy I remember lol
Anonymous United States No.149941676
no...NO!!!
Anonymous United States No.149941687 >>149941705 >>149941711
why do japanese names sound SO clean in a mexican broadcasters voice
Anonymous United States No.149941705 >>149941718 >>149941726
>>149941687
Because Japanese and Spanish have the same pronunciation. It's why when Japanese people here Spanish for the first time it confuses them because it sounds familiar but they don't understand the words
Anonymous United States No.149941711 >>149941726
>>149941687
japanese and spanish pronounce vowels the same way
Anonymous United States No.149941717
>>149941672
I missed him fr
Anonymous United States No.149941718 >>149941731
>>149941705
practice from dbz dubs
Anonymous United States No.149941726
>>149941705
>>149941711
oh that kinda makes sense. do they get jealous of them pronouncing the letter L though?
Anonymous United States No.149941727
no...NO!!!
Anonymous Canada No.149941731
>>149941718
lel
Anonymous United States No.149941733
mariners ace reliever eduard bazardo
Anonymous Canada No.149941755
youtube recc'd me this gem
atropelated huebaseball guy 2k25 !t2SgyTSoZY Brazil No.149941756 >>149941760 >>149941762
i come to announce that desu vult has qualified for summer koshien
Anonymous United States No.149941760 >>149941779
>>149941756
what in the humiliation ritual is this?
atropelated huebaseball guy 2k25 !t2SgyTSoZY Brazil No.149941762
>>149941756
it is also called holy light (its literal translation of the team name) by some random anon
Anonymous Canada No.149941764 >>149941780
sad we can't support our jays south of the border this year
atropelated huebaseball guy 2k25 !t2SgyTSoZY Brazil No.149941779 >>149941784
>>149941760
.bro dont knows about the koshien seasons
Anonymous United States No.149941780 >>149941788
>>149941764
>elbows up is a cry for canadian national pride
>get upset at americans for having american pride
KEK
Anonymous United States No.149941784
>>149941779
this is /mlb/, maybe you should make your own thread regarding japanese baseball
Anonymous Canada No.149941788 >>149941794 >>149941801 >>149941804
>>149941780
what are you guys taking pride in?
Anonymous United States No.149941790
polo :)
Anonymous United States No.149941792
no...NO!!!
Anonymous United States No.149941794 >>149941805
>>149941788
ironic :^)
Anonymous United States No.149941801 >>149941805 >>149941890
>>149941788
the stanley cup :^)
Anonymous United States No.149941804
>>149941788
Say Gex
Anonymous United States No.149941805
>>149941801
>>149941794
sameposter
Anonymous United States No.149941814
>>149941809

>>149941809
Anonymous United States No.149941822
Neto has to get a hit here, because Trout is a free out
Anonymous Canada No.149941890
>>149941801
damn yeah look at all those americans
Anonymous United States No.149942241