Thread 149946048

The 4th Test @ Old Trafford, day 3:

scores at lunch
INDIA 358.
v ENGLAND 332/2.

County streams
>>149944121
previous days highlights
>>149938704

>>149946084
he needs to declare rn

>>149946084
TICK
TOCK
POZZIES

>>149946084
need to see a chart of joe root's average and how it's moved over the years

>>149946084
>>149946111
just not on

>>149945872
I really like The World's End actually.

>>149946084
Stokes and Baz going to ask Root at lunch to retire mid match to protect Ponting

>>149946233
just keep Ponting away from any Thai bathrooms.

>>149946141
turns out not very interesting

>>149946259
damn so he averages 50ml of cum? that's a pretty good load

>>149946259
well you can see when he was captain

>>149946259
also
this is why some graphs track "last 10 matches" for averages. batsindividials can be averaging Bradman tier for a year of rich form.

>>149946259
>post average
>it's just a line of what his average is
I'm not sure what I expected.

Reckon India might be a bit disappointed if England get to their total with only 2 wickets down.

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

>>149946321
more interesting if you add in the year by year averages

>>149946327
tabla x

Poop really is awful
And Washington is one of the most obvious gay men I have ever seen

>>149946327
you again

Punter? Yeah he's getting punted into the fucking ocean

Drift

There has never been a single homosexual Indian man

>>149946353
seen a lot of gay men have you then?

>>149946387
gandhi

>>149946387
Because they are always in relationships?

>>149946387
there's that webm of three Indian men engaging in such antics by lying on top of each other in a stack. perhaps an enterprising Australian here can post it again. one of them looks like our resident second generation failed smellygrant in the US.

>>149946389
Yes (I live in Brighton)

>>149946349
>cum avg
kek

Who's excited for Sarah Gadon's upcoming Western film Flint?

>>149946433
YFO. we should respect /cric/'s wishes, we have nothing to do with test cricket

big fan of refusing to take the new ball because your spinner took one wicket and then concede 30 runs to him being slogged about afterwards

Gill's captaincy in this innings has been... bad

KWAB

>>149946377
>mfw England collapse for 20 runs

>new ball due
>better run halfway down the pitch to a spinner and miss
fucking retard

>>149946461
he's a pukka brainlet ngl

>literally just bowls a slow ball that doesn't spin that's a mile away from the stumps
>get wicket
that's bowlership

Brook, my man, what are you doing?

>>149945779
called it (nearly)

>>149946060
i expose middle stump for she

Why wouldn't you just fugging smash the ball for 6?

>>149946498
some men choose to have their middle stump tucked inside so they can transition to batter

think the lads need to baz it about a bit. reassert control

>>149946502
How barbaric. You can't just score runs, you have to paddle the ball around like a gentleman.

>>149946259
this is how I EQ my hihats

>>149946048 (OP)
Still no century in Australia.

noticing countysperg believes in sex sells

>>149946517
youre boosting the sub on your hihats?

You have to ask yourself what kind of mother names her child Washington?

>>149946537
fix it in post m8

Do you reckon they call him Wash as a nickname?

>>149946561
maybe she was a big fan of Denzel Washington's contributions to cinmea

>>149946584
just go at 7 an over for the next few sessions and take a 600 run lead into the second innings

people used to name their children's first and middle names after famous people

eg
george washington carver
martin luther king

don't see that much nowadays

Washington? More like Washincowpiss am I right??

>>149946615
>Daenerys

Drift in every single field

drift isn’t a real thing btw

Natural variation

I’m going to come right out and say that having a bowl, at this moment, was the correct answer

grip (and turn)

>england can't play spin
a tale as old as time

England are effectively 17-4 now.

let's be very clear this is the 1st new ball not the 2nd
the 1st ball used was just the ball not the new ball

About time for a bit of bazzing

>>149946816
So the new ball replacing the old ball was the old new ball and a new new ball will replace the old new ball?

Think the bowling team should have to earn the new ball by getting at least 5 wickets before 80 overs are up. No 5 wickets? No new ball for you.

Right in the old batter

do some mind games when you get hit in the bollocks and pretend like you didn't even notice it

>>149946797
tru

Stokes got hit in the testicles lads xD

>>149946772
GET THE TABLES

>>149946856
dont want him to make an army of mini stokes bazballers would be england test domination for 30 years with 11 all rounders

>>149946561
He got his passport mixed up with his visa when he tried to abandon India.

Start hitting it and declare 90 minutes from end of play if not all out?

god i'd love a nice willy to suck right now

Blimey boys, these Indian lads are getting ruddy bullied here

>>149946349
Captaincy just did not agree with him

>>149946960
>149946960
blog on

>>149946960
I knew this was an impersonator because saying that these days ensures you won't be alone on Friday nights in York.

corrrrr imagine sucking off joe root when he's sweaty after batting all day. im hard as diamonds rn.

Bumrash (chucker anyway) has really been exposed this series
not a matchwinner but there's so much jeet manipulation of the media you ignore that he's got no fitness and just statpads against shitters. I've never seen him consistently trouble the best players of his era (your Roots, your Smiths your Williamsons etc)

get on with the century root I want to go to bed already

Stokes' batting went downhill ever since he had that hair transplant

>>149946048 (OP)
if he was the highest run scorer he'd be joe shoot and scoot iykwim haha

you reckon root shagged his wife last night?

if he farted at the crease he'd be Joe Toot

If he went the way of Diogo Jota he'd be Joe Soot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnG_Yw69e9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnG_Yw69e9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnG_Yw69e9w

>>149947091
What is an overcompensation by bald me called? Like how manlets have the napoleon syndrome.

>Taking 6 overs to score two runs
class

right, garn bed

TOTAL ROOT LOVE

>>149947160
sleep well x

>>149947133
this reminds me of when that peewee though dry and july rhymed lmao

did Smith really miss that many tests during his ban?

>>149947138
ope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APUBGMHTKDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APUBGMHTKDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APUBGMHTKDQ

Bumrah fell down the stairs and injured himself kwab

just soared, floated up a v2 down the FONT borough

No homo but rooty is a good looking lad

>>149947220
blog on snorelord

wonder what stokes' cum tastes like 2bh

>>149947229
I'd mich rather be between Jamie Smith's legs on a petal-strewn bed under candlelight.

Mel Jones is an annoying commentator

>>149947122
no, pretty much the whole team has to be present at evening in the hotel, they literally have no nut tests

Reckon root has a massive cock

my grandfather and seasidemark have stayed at the same hotel
imagine if they were at the same time

>>149947263
She puts on airs

>>149947263
one of the few i can tolerate
even enjoy

>>149947229
does have a lesbian look to him

>>149947270
hnnngh keep going im almost there

>>149947270
on this subject
as I am new to the game I have been watching a lot on youtube, one of the Aussie fast bowlers that is retired (maybe Magrath) was packing during a sky segment, literally see the outline of a monster

>>149947247
Why are you gayposting?

oi homealone lend us a flat ta x

>>149947312
very good bowler
big whinger who can't take it however kek

>>149947324
alri la tenant moving out soon check the socials x

Is it possible that Bumruh slipped on a pile of shit left by one of his teammates?

>>149947263
she insists upon herself

>>149947351
what is the bumrah story? sounds like he is injure obviously, just wondering how

it could finally be our year

>>149947344
FIRST BLOOD

>>149947351
Was he going down the designated shitting staircase? If so its his own fault

coward bumrash starts wiggling his ankle in front of the camera when he has to bowl to real batsmen instead of ipeelel shitters

That overgrown lesbian is gonna get out right after passing 120, isn't he?

>fag end of the day
you can't say that!

Where is Isa Guha commentating this series?

>>149947220
FUCK
OFF
NORMIE
TWAT

>>149947407
works for bbc

Pears might have fucked it against Bears here
With Essex winning and Yorkshire and Hampshire also avoiding defeat we might (dare I say it) have consigned ourselves to relegation here
Sometimes, the best team loses

it's gonna rain on sunday needs some bazballing now or it'll be a draw

>>149947415
She should work for my sbc if you know what I mean>>149947415

>>149947407
blacklisted for being a chudette

Forecast for Sunday says Anon is going to have a fulfilling day with people who care about him

>>149947454
kek forgot about that

Sky paid for Ponting to be shagged live on air

there are no good Japanese restaurants in York

>>149947454
why is calling an indian a primate a problem? isn't she an indian as well?

Damn missed nearly all of this session and missed Brook shitting the bed again.

Harry’s so thick he could be a seamer.

>>149947473
sounds like the beginning of a song

What cricketing role requires the highest brainpower?

>>149947504
spin bowler

>>149947504
groundskeeper

>>149947491
Deegs can we get an official comment on the celebrity deaths this week

>cricketing
*Tips fedora*

>>149947504
night watchman

>>149947482
sexy desi privilege

>>149947504
Specialist fieldsman

>>149947420
I thought that was a pretty safe target for Worcestershire to make Warwick chase as well.

>>149947511
neck yourself you fat diego rivera looking virgin freak

>>149947504
Opening batsman (Test cricket of course)

>>149947514
who died?

homealone
thoughts leasehold flats?

>>149947504
surely wicket keeper
ball tracking, knowledge of bounce, players running styles the whole shebang

>>149947511
As if you would know anything about brain power, Diego

>>149947504
statistician

>>149947504
leg spinning all-rounder and no. 3 batsman

>>149947528
ahem ahem i will not tolerate libel i am not fat

>>149947504
umipre

ponting got his bit of paper out he wrote last night for when root overtakes his record

>>149947446
supermassive black cock?

>>149947537
Bairstow was a wicketkeeper though

>>149947530
>be posh
>be mates with the selectors
>bash it around badly
>average 30
>be england opener for a decade
seems like a role for mongs

>>149947504
A philosophical spectator

>>149947540
hs?
>>149947536
mostly grim but can be ok

Why are we calling ol’ toothpicks “diego” now?

>>149947537
Keeper is all reflex, surely

>>149947504
captain
literally hurts your averages due to mental power needed

>>149947547
>no. 3 batsman
All frauds hiding behind the opening batsmen

>>149947576
?

sometimes I wish I wasn't such a posh neek and more like cook from skins

>>149947588
modern openers are so bad at seeing off the new ball that it becomes a necessary skill for a number 3 too

Root is No. 2

>>149947587
Except if your good, e.g. Imran Khan

>>149947576
He said once he looked like Diego Rivera

>>149947561
>thinks opening is about scoring runs
Telltale sign of low IQ

>>149947594
why not be like tony from skins (pre-brain damage)

might have to pop onto grindr during the tea break. need some hard cock in my life so badly.

>goes past ponting when he's live on air
the sheer BRUTALITY of the mogging

>>149947623
wtf is that really you Deegs!!!

>>149947594
at least you don't look like sid
what a terrible fate that would be

>>149947615
this
opener is a specialist free wicket
if you do well as an opener and you aren't langer/hayden, then the match will be a draw

>>149947606
In fairness it was always a role you could end up opening as or coming in at tea. Requires versatility, it’s why I always so Pope isn’t a no.3 as he can’t open.

>>149947633
we are all homealoneeveryfridaynight on the blessed day

Who deserves being in that list the least, Cook or Root?

>>149947633
yes that is really me i am actually gay, i'm coming out

confirmed 25/07/2025 root is 2nd best batsman in historyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ENGLaND ENGLAND enGLAND
GONA WIN ON SUNDAY TOO
ENGLAND LENGLAND ENGLAND

was tendulkar actually good or was he just subcontinent road bully

langer
Ah yes
Upmball:the player

Is Ponting thick or just money-obsessed?
Was not worth broadcasting during a series, let alone test, where your record is going to be nicked off you while you're in front of a camera.

Brearley highest IQ player of all time surely

>>149947679
Dravid was better desu

Mohammad Asif is the highest IQ player of all time

>>149947679
Tendulkar (55) & Lara (51) are the only people who averaged more than 40 against Australia since 1990.
Everyone who isn't these two is a fraud.

>>149947679
never scored a ton in Zimbabwe

>>149947733
based and asif pilled

>>149947741
tr3

the leftovers from my curry if you even care

>>149947679
90s no
00s and beyond yes
and bit in what trinibro said especially in their twilights, dravid played the lone warrior role in england 2011 just before he retired

Reminder that Ponting had Hayden and Langer as openers while Root had complete shitters since 2019

>>149947733
Nah it's Hansie Cronje

>>149947772
thats Haydoss and JL to you

>>149947741
>warnie is a fraud
?

>>149947750
Actually I misread the stats, but Root & Cook are a mile worse against Australia than Tendulkar, de Villers, Lara, Chanderpaul and Laxman.

>>149947767
>90s no
>00s yes
So basically Indian Lara, with Dravid as Chanderpaul

>>149947558
I have just been to see a doctor
Spent 20 mins (in a specialist consultation) with him
At the end of one of the most confusing meetings I have ever been in, he called me by a different name, he had been using the wrong medical record
My point, just because someone is something, doesn't mean they are good at it

is trinibo not from Tobago?
he could be tobagobro

Tick Tock Tendulkar

returning to the land of athletic genes this weekend
Monmouth

>>149947772
brootal trvke
also a lot of the reason for cook's decline since his opening partner was changing like a slot wheel after strauss retired

>>149947766
>Veggie
Hope you take creatine mate

>>149947803
Not whoever that was, but some claim Warne wouldn’t have been as good on uncovered pitches and that other great spinners never bowled into the rough like he did.

>>149947821
trust the experts you fucking chudcel
trust the science
it's safe and effective

>>149947832
imaigne
the greates batsman of all time
is english
and he sounds like something we have in the ground every which way
that is proper english that

>>149947882
no i'm happy being skinnyfat like my favourite cricketers

hmm...

bet there is some nang yatties in T and T

>>149947911
pure cope from australia hurr durr we do nothing but swim but there are a brazillian medals in it so we will pad ourselves up
FRAUDS
FAKE
GET OUT
(srs tho fair play to ozzies they completely exposed us in olympics per capita and applies to rugby and cricket too)

Bard, Joe Hart is on TMS talking about his days at Worcestershire.

>>149947911
Canada is simply not that good

>>149947885
i have watched a lot over the last few weeks and Warne had either very good or MEH innings most of the time, not consistent (lol, fitness)
one of the best raw talents but slacked off at times (the Ronnie Sullivan of cricket)

>>149947908
based desu
cricket is maybe the only sport that accommodates literally all body types

honestly im so desperate for cum i might just jizz in my own hand and eat it

>>149947965
just wank straight into your mouth and cut out the middle man

Viv Richards was also carried by his openers

>>149947958
rugby prior to professionalisation accepted all body types including toothpick arms

>>149947958
Rugby Union used to, but can’t really any more after a certain level.

>>149947974
unfortunately i dont get much distance with my loads. just NEED that sweet taste of cum rght now.

>>149948022
>>149948032
rugbymind

Baz a quick 100 then have Indian in by half 5

He whomst resides within a leaseheld bedsit

>>149948022
>professionalisation
dont speak that dirty word in front of me

get another cheeky hundred and just fob it in(dia)

>>149948022
>>149948032
>Rugay
>>>/out/

>>149948076
didn't know you were Irish lad.

>>149947958
Baseball too

bedsits are everything in one room, this doesn't feel at all like a bedsit
though admittedly UK property situation is pretty dire, everyone in this block seems really middle class but it's all they can afford

>>149948135
i don't mind the idea of a studio as long as the kitchen is sizeable and it's has at least two windows

>>149948135
middle class in common parlance means you have all your teeth
have left the country at least once
and earn over minimum wage

>>149948167
this is the thing, I wouldn't mind living in the pod but they're not even that cheap just because of the location

What do you think Root had for tea lads?

look at that egg

>>149948225
his hair was shit even when he was doing shampoo ads. could see all the way to the scalp.

>>149948218
a vimto and an eccles cake

>>149948225
has nice eyes ngl

>>149948218
i'd love to eat his bumhole for tea not gonna lie

>>149948218
Eton mess and some tea

>>149948167
mm I've done alright I think

>>149948009
nah
I headbutted him for making a personal comment in front of me and 2 mates
told him if he even thought about reporting me I had witnesses to what he said, also, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE CUNT

PE became pretty much voluntary after that

imagining a threesome with me, joe root and joe hart ngl.

Steve Smith shitting himself as an opening batsman last year more or less confirmed to me that Root was better, averages be damned. When Root was at no.3, he basically had to open because Crawley is absolute dogshit.

bumrash is dead kek

5'9" BEAST Karan KC would've put up better numbers frfr no cap

>>149948416
Absolutely fake bowler, how he averages sub-20 is a sick joke

>>149948429
>fake bowler
yeah he chucks

the ol' scream out an appeal but don't use up your last review

Bumrush is cooked

I'm no cricket captain but I reckon India should surely be thinking about taking a wicket or 2 here.

joe root has been cooking for a long time with his roots (see what i did) firmly in the ground

>>149947607
Imran Khan was educated in Worcestershire, hence the intelligence

I am blind
And you are ugly
It's so easy to want you
I want you, I want you, I want you

>>149948561
...hi

Oz an easy place to bowl?

Watching the cricket
Not a particularly interesting match situation thoughever
If bouldering is 10/10 fun, this about a 2

>>149948599
>thoughever
reddit

>>149948314
would you rather be bummed or get bummed by Joe root?

What's this Thakur doing with the ball?

>444-4
kino

sucking a Guinness like Mark Williams (a sportsman)
The Welsh have a claim to it too

>>149948669
A E S T H E T I C
E N G L A N D E R

good comedians make you think in different ways
that's the essence of comedy

>>149948657
both please

And yet England will lose 20 points for this series for not bowling enough overs

>all this work and still only lead by 100
They're gonna have to get 750 and try to win by an innings.

>>149948799
600 imo

If Australia's openers weren't so terrible, they could've made us follow-on for every match in that series.

>>149948799
root triple on the cards

might have lost my credit card
don't care
don't understand the point of them anyway

>>149948858
credit is used to buy things

>>149948858
blog on clumsylord

I have another card that does that though
And has done so very reliably over the last two years or so

perfect timing to pull out the poorly executed reverse sweep

Is Washington Sundar related to Martha "Patsy" Parke Custis?

>>149948858
its insured
literally doesn't matter as long as you report it

Why are the Indian bowlers such soft lads?

bumwash is cooked

hes actually going to trump sachin isnt he
indians will be fucking fuming

bummingrash is overrated
firmly behind rabada and hazlewood in tests

what's the lowest amounts of wickets lost in a first innings declaration?

>>149949174
0

Anybody who uses a credit card, overdraft, mortgage, or student loan is a fucking moron
Only spend the money you actually have, don't consign yourself to a life of debt for (((them)))

>>149949196
yeah i'll just save up 350k

>>149949228
nice hayekian

what beer to drink ttgonith

>>149949174
0-0 England vs South Africa

Almost all of these involve weather shenanigans though

2 it seems
https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/south-africa-tour-of-england-1924-61820/england-vs-south-africa-2nd-test-62540/full-scorecard

>>149949250
keltek brewery's pilot gig

>>149949261
and cronje's fancy new leather jacket

>>149949174
>>149949187
Actually there are no first innings declarations with no wickets.
or even 1 wicket down.
I know in first class cricket that an Australian non-test team playing New Zealand had the openers rack up 503 but they declared when the first wicket fell (the pitch was awful and New Zealand only played spinners on Day 2 until lunch when the wicket fell, declaration came and NZ refused to bat so the game was abandoned but not withdrawn from records).

>>149949196
lool, typical financial retard
You can literally get up to a 5000 loan interest free for 18 months
usual api is upwards of 25%
all it takes is discipline

>>149949261
didn't Cronje get banned for that one over betting syndicates or w/e

>>149949274
Oh you meant "first innings" as in either team.
In that case it's 0 with the dodgy match fixed 0/0 game.
Other than that:

wouldn't mind a bit of bazball now

>>149949228
Not particularly hard to do with a few years of frugality
You don't need that latte every morning

>>149949304
I found this brainy Windies victory from 1931 while looking it up.
https://www.howstat.com/cricket/statistics/matches/MatchScorecard.asp?MatchCode=0203
brain is enlarging its way out of its skull.

>>149949123
Another 2000 isn’t it?

and poot won’t do anything in Poz

Why dont india just run away from the series like a few years ago

>>149949250
I’m drinking my homebrewed bitter

>>149949388
looks like you spilled milk on your legs

>brown cargo shorts
these are the sort of afashioned people i am posting with
state of it

Pearsmen need some facking wickets urgently
This is going to be an embarrassing loss
(Suspect there's some pitch doctoring, ball doctoring, blood doping, and steroid abuse occurring)

for me it's a linen suit at this time of the year with panama hat

>>149949357
got lucky with the rain desu

>>149949382
remember ECB initially announced India had forfeited the fifth test. can only imagining the needful screeching down the phone when ECB retracted it.
then even when they did play the fifth test, Root and Bairstow bazzed them away. That's why pajeets are intensely obsessed with "bazball".

Can we just declare now? I'm bored and want to watch some Jofra

Yeah, India have had enough of this series now. Already thinking about the plane home and the stench of shit that will greet them when they step onto the tarmac.

jofra is elite

>gets to 50 for the stats
>then starts slogging
Cowardly from stokes

Beau Webster just middled it to the wicketkeepsman and didn't walk
Umpire didn't give it either
The world conspires against the Pearsmen

>>149949399
>t. spaki

I seriously haven't seen this much peething and poothing about some meme coaching from anyone other than pajeets.

unsportsmanlike conduct from washington there

ah yes, must wear a linen suit whilst sitting in a hammock in the garden.

can't see the lacoste trainers in Oxfam
either they sold like hot cakes or they binned them

based root forcing a cramped up stokesey to sprint for singles

>>149949525
What do you call it then?

I was told the british were gone from this website

We are experiencing the post-wicket cricket movement

>>149949552
hue said that?

>>149949549
The freeholders to my leasehold green no-go area

>>149949552
we're all members of the resistance. shh keep it under your hat.

>>149949552
??

>>149949552
Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs brazilbro

>>149949549
Only tarqs have gardens now
Everyone else lives in flats with a communal outdoor space that nobody uses but everyone has to pay a service charge towards for maintenance

cowardice

that's actually clever. if pant can do it, why not anyone who feels like taking a rest. :)

>>149949552
was just brainlets falling for a HAPOOONING as usual

playing Brian Lara International cricket 2005 while listening to Fightstar

>>149949552
It's probably some bullshit that can be got around with a DNS blocker.

would love to rub that cramp out of stokes' leg then rub his hard dick and have him cum on my face

>>149949624
kek no literally nothing happened
its amazing how many people on this site hate us
get over it

this match situation about as popping as Plovdiv nightlife

Have India considered taking some wickets?

Shouldn't be allowed to retire hurt with "cramp". That's not an injury, it's just having shit conditioning

"In the spirit of the game

We should call.off the match way too many injuries

Flair completely unrelated"
flair was indian
lol

>>149949628
Lad you're making me erect here

>>149949628
>avg British men 2025

>>149949650
HELLO

>>149949665
saar we loser saar please sledge and humiliate us saaar

>>149949624
Nah. It's a new meme bill to 'protect kids from adult content' (note adult content can be anything and whatever the government wants, so we've seen several hobby forums die because trains and video games are considered adult content) that demands sites put ID checks on (as in, photo ID etc) or they have to block UK IPs. Majority of sites just block the IP and go 'tough luck lol' but the rich ones can afford ID checkers (and can be tricked, tho when I tried to bypass Chaturbate, it said the ID I got off the internet was verified and OK and then didn't let me in, not that I care I just wanted to see if it was possible - pornhub has more stringent ID checks) and if you don't put the ID checker on, like 4chan, then you get hit with fines. If you don't pay the fines (and why would 4chan?) then it'll just be blocked by the government anyway. I suspect the way gook will try to get around this (as 20% of traffic is UK based so it'd kill his money stream) is to remake 4channel without adult content.

So in the case of 4chan, gook just ignored the orders, possibly said 'well not all of it is porn so we don't count' or something. All this means is the stay of execution is delayed until the government decides to just block 4chan (Sharty mass spammed Ofcom saying 4chan hosted CSAM so it will get blocked for that). Fun fact, guy who hacked 4chan was a Bong so I suspect gook isn't particularly happy with Bongs anyway.

Everything is bypassable either just by googling shit, using video game images or w/e or a VPN but 4chan is kinda unique in that they ban VPNs unless you buy a pass.

>nothing happened
they've literally blurred thumbnails on pornsites

keep licking those boots

>>149949678
I'll leave it to Mitchell "Mitchell" Johnson to do that.

>>149949642
>Flair
Wooooo

Why do India have literally zero bowlers?

>>149949704
it's a good thing i support england

might do a cheeky application

I'm against the nanny state extending its tendrils like any other person but I can't deny that banning this place would be a net positive in my life

>>149949761
You won't. You spend all day everyday spamming 4chan with screenshots. You never leave the house.

thats against the spirit of the sport tbqh

kek what a shit ump needing tv review for that

>root never even gets into the crease at all
>don't give it out

>>149949763
seen many people say this over the years. a group of people i still chat with virtually did it, only one guy actually got married and started a family. the rest still flounder.

scoring below 600 is a moral defeat
CMV

THIRTY THREE MUMMYPOUNDS TO SEE A CRICKET MATCH AT A VENUE THAT ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF WEALTHY BOOMERS????
GOOD GOLLY JEEPERS!!!!!!

I've missed every single wicket

mums property IQ genuinely on par with Peter roebuck's cricket IQ

>>149949851
i've seen all of them in 4k

>>149949836
there was lots of phone cases about ngl
why do all boomers have those?
So weird
Not like they can't afford a new screen

>>149949864
property iq of this country is like 50
from the planners to the builders to the buyers
unbeliveable levels of constant incompetence

right 1st beer open (brooklyn)
week off toil
lets go boys

>>149949873
everyone uses a phone case these days surely

No one came to watch Smith or Dawson lets face facts here

>>149949882
you at the airport la? where u flying to for your week off
must be a really interesting life if you felt need to blog about it here haha x

>>149949797
guess it's difficult to grow out of the social stunting
though I don't blame this site entirely

yeah but a fold up case
all boomers have them because they are terrified of breaking their precious screen and paying some turk 50 quid to repair it, even though literally all boomers are loaded

>>149949882
right boys
four days off here
Monmouth next week lad

>>149949889
I did, Smith is dreamy.

Why aren't England declaring

>>149949905
I am actually being social twice over the week off, dreading it a bit but will be alri' when im out

>>149949908
what you celebrating with zachybro

>>149949936
no need

all my haters broke

>>149949936
Cleaners haven't finished cleaning up all the turds from the Indian locker room so England have to keep them out in the field a bit longer

>>149949937
dont know the name of this country social can you use a more standard name

>>149949937
Guinness (reminder we have a claim to it)
You

>>149949936
250 imo

based salt of the earth county grafter dawson with a well used bat

stout is shit

bit of a low key wicket

I'm so organised and boomertastic
Look at me with my three properties and retarded phone-up case
This screen wont get cracked
Nothing gets past me haha

BTW THANK YOU BOOMERS FOR ALL THE MUMMYPOUNDS

I'm so organised and boomertastic
Look at me with my three properties and retarded fold-up case
This screen wont get cracked
Nothing gets past me haha

FFS missed Stokes going off crock

>>149949979
Gay. My homebrew stout is great.

ffs smith

Why do they suck this Surrey tarq retard off

anyone know any good vpns? need to jerk my dick to some gay porn 2bh

low key series win

ffs our no. 8 only averages 5 runs under our no. 1

my God my back is wide

>>149950016
blog on

We're going to poolapse without even a 200 run lead

>>149950019
reckon there must have been calls to play woakesey as an opening bat at some point

>jerk
foy

yep this is a loss lads
gona end under 600
disgraceful display from the lads
shameful

not done 20 mm hangs since Monday

should have been an innings bollocking, massive story loss 2bh

Stokesy ton incoming

if i were a woman i'd only cheat with blokes who look like my husband, that way my offspring will still kind of look like he does.

>>149950079
congratulatinos worst post of the day
pat yourself on the back

>>149950078
He’s retired hurt. Not sure why you’d declare with only a 150 lead and several wickets in hand.

>150 and out
Hate that fucking lesbian like you wouldn't believe

i'd like to lick bumrah's bum if you know what i mean

>>149950112
Doesn't mean he's out

>>149950068
Hang yourself of a 20mm piping you boring cunt

having a * next to your three digit score is the epitome of cowardice imo

>>149950124
>being ‘not out’ is cowardly
>t. seething currynigger

>>149950133
we don't use that word here mate especially in conjunction with food

oh shut it the bore of Basingstoke, you fat neek
just went for a giant Hampshire in my toilet

>>149950144
Post skin colour

I'm not a fan of the use of the N word, it reeks of low intelligence and cocaine use

>>149950124
sometimes it's out of your hands

>>149950168
sound declaration

>Hampshire
>fat neek
>chin ups
>bouldering is better than cricket
>Hampshire
>neek
>my flat
>grandads is richer than you
>fat neek
>everyone I don’t like is from Hampshire
seething that a Hampshire man fucked his mother. Take your meds then fuck off.

>>149950175
the sound being a massive fart

>>149950124
I have no problem with him getting out, it's getting out right after reaching 150 that's the issue. 165 is acceptable

>>149950177
actually he has a paki stepdaughter hence his obsession with Pakistan back when he pretended to like this sport.

>>149950150
no he's right it's not big or impressive

*stepDAD

>>149950175
>not predicting that the fat ginger fuck would drop like 8 catches

got the boring neek of baskinstoke absolutely seething lads
imagine choosing to be born in Hampshire instead of Sussex

not enough bashing going on for my liking here

>>149950190
>>149950201
Was he from Basingstoke?

might as well drop one of the spinners for this sub keeper and let pant pat

Baz it up you cowards

ffs Woakes is such a busted flush

>>149950239
tipping pant won't even bother coming out to bat tomorrow

STOKES
STOKED FOR THIS

did siraj actually do a gaynaldo celebration there kek

>ANUSFUL CUMBOG
>CUMARSE
>ARSEDEEP
>ROORARSE
>STOKESARSE
>CUMMINASRSE
>BUMINARSE
yeah, nice sport y'all got here CHAMP

>can't bat
>can't bowl
literally what is the point of jokes? get big gus back in

really strong smell of poo in here all of a sudden

>>149950261
a celebration worthy of these bowling figures

>>149950279
>>149950261
kek scared he wont get another innings to do it in

we may win the unimportant test but we lost the moral victory by being under 600
which is all that matters
sad day for england cricket
baz has fallen

Even meme sites are starting to block the UK now
It's spreading
Am I going to be forced to use my imagination?
It's so over

struggling with the lack of giving one or two overs to a random top batter who has never taken a wicket before in first class cricket let alone tests.

finna boutta make a trip to the local tip to dispose off some crap.. anyone want owt¿

>>149950305
>meme sites
Like where?

didn't watch how Stokes retired hurt...wat happened there fellas¿

Why were bong sucking off Root for his bowling? He is absolute ass.

>>149950264
keKkkkk

>>149950358
Root isn't bowling mate

>>149950351
nvm..
>cramps
got it

>>149950358
ppl go too far designating him as an all rounder, but he's a useful part-time bowler at times of peak toil.

>>149950358
yeah mate, he's not in the side for his bowling really

>>149950358
batting average higher than his bowling average like any genuine all rounder

>>149950271
are you dilating regularly fella¿

Bumrah looks like he's riding a little pony when he runs in

reckon you need to hurry to your dilation station flabbo your lads are getting pummeled

>>149950425
looks like he's chucking when he's bowling too

>>149950425
Runs up like those Chinese women with feet binding.

>>149950402
meant for>>149950272
ofc

I wonder what kind of speeds bowlers would get if they could ride a horse in their run-up

>>149950469
lots of "jouster" accusations

Would they be stable enough to throw hard and accurate off the back of a horse though?

imagine the foot holes a hoof could carve out

they'd have to keep a bloke with a suppressed pistol by the boundary

>>149950482
If you can shoot arrows from a horse, bowling can't be that hard

you'd have to judge the distance to time the gallop exactly on the no ball line as well
elite skill required for horseback cric

sister dragged me to this shiteriani gig. average age is fifty on a good day and I'm already too drunk to care about guitar wank

need to asses the practicalities of a mankad on horseback

>batsperson tries to go for a run and gets trampled
kino

>>149950522
*tink*

going to be a slogfest in the morning

Without sounding too much like idris elba in the wire
I can't get too fucked up tonight
This place needs a clean

Reckon India might feel a bit disappointed with how today has gone.

I wish the boundary rope had never been invented

600 before lunch easy

>1 over left to get the full 90
>gotta come off
this triggers my autism

Based non-retarded batting from Dawson

>>149950569
Can't have the paying public getting full value for the ticket price, can we?

>>149950586
>>149950586

>>149950574
What is the going monetary value of one over?

>>149950591
1.11% of the cost of the ticket for the day.

>>149947197
they do?