SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna
>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma
>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino
Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, brush up on your african american vernacular croatian, apply for your new goon/4chinks loicense and stay leeloopilled
Reminder Jews are the good guys and do not believe any single Islam shill who is trying to say the opposite, without Israel you would have thousands of twin towers like attacks every single day
>There are just days left until an event that will shock the world. And here in Marano, in a farmhouse linked to a Camorra boss, they know everything ahead of time. They know that one of their guestsโa North African wanted in a drug trafficking investigationโis ready to "go on planes." A story told by informer Biagio Di Lanno, regarding the clandestine stay of one of the Al Qaeda terrorists who took action in the attack on the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001. Years after the Manhattan attack, contacts between Camorra members and terrorists are being discovered.
Now you know that napoletani are indirectly responsible for 9/11
>>149946253it's faccetta nera (bella abissina) on /seriea/
no off gives a fuck about your twitteroid politics, kys mongo.
Surely giving it more attention will make it stop
Only Milan could've been retarded enough to sign fraudulent journeymen like Morata and Ciao Felix consecutively.
This dude was never good at any point. Junior Messias was a part-time delivery driver, part-time footballer and was better than Yao Feelingz.
>>149946697Shut up nigger Morata and Joao are mega fenomeno who would score 40 goals each with Allegri
>when the first 3 episodes had one release group as the best one available but episode 4 suddenly changes course
Reeeeee
>ER Nightrein getting 2-player mode
Fucking finally, me and my calcio fren will be able to play together now!
>>149946255b-but what about muh scudetto and maradroga
>>149946697morata at least scores some goles. felix is full money laundering fraud. nunez another one
>The response from Milan fans has been exceptional: over 30,000 Milan fans have already renewed their season tickets, showing strong confidence in the revival of the team and club's ambitions despite last season's disappointing results. More than 1,500 season tickets were confirmed on the first day of renewal and on the date of the official announcement of Modric's signing.
Bbilaners are so easy to bait, all it takes is one grandpa on the verge of pension and they rush to drop a like and subscribe. Who cares about the loan sharks who run the club into the ground, right?
>>149947360a season of allegri footy doesnt sound gud
>>149947410A life as a factory worker like you doesn't sound that exciting either
Uh oh, spotted another factory worker hahahahaha
never worked in a factory in my life, spaz
>Tajon Buchanan's transfer from Inter to Villarreal is now complete, this time permanently: after yesterday's decisive acceleration, the deal has been finalized, with the Nerazzurri collecting โฌ9 million plus a 20% on any future resale.
>Vanja Milinkovic-Savic is a new Napoli player. An agreement has been reached with Torino for the Serbian goalkeeper, who will join the Italian champions in exchange for โฌ21 million.
>Roma are interested in Antonio Nusa from Leipzig: he costs over โฌ30 million, but his net salary of โฌ800,000 is a plus.
>>149947496Yeah because they shut them down before you could get hired, now you are homeless and jobless
>Spalletti on his dismissal from the Italian NT: "I can't get over it. It keeps me awake at night, it affects everything I do, because my thoughts always return to it. My mistake was, at the beginning, to push too hard on a sense of belonging, of identity. Asking them to sing the anthem. To shout a battle cry before every training session. I wanted to stimulate the pride I felt, but it was too much. Even though it ended this way and the responsibility is mine alone, I would never deprive myself of Bastoni, Barella, Dimarco: my historic group, in short. After the European Championships, we were back on track, and I thought we had found the way. But, as sometimes happens in the countryside, you dig a water furrow and yet water takes its own path.
but enough talking about your whore mother
taremus going to brazil for 5-6m
intrasting
>>149947596baldie should go see a therapist, also I'm sure that becoming a multimultimultimillionaire really ruined his life, poor buciano
>>149947423behead those who insult the fabbrica workers
>>149947609>Correa - Taremi is the new Botafogo's attacklel
>>149947629I bet he's poorer than you, like a plumber's assistant kek
>>149947596It's his own fault for ever thinking that associating his name to Gravinoid and the rest of the bow-tie scum, far more interested in rescuing sfinter's national debt than running FIGC properly, was a good thing
in the countryside, how many hours of hoeing are required to notice facts and filter reality for what it is?
You know /seriea/ has reached a new low when being a factory worker or a poorfag is cool, next you guys will be posting Discord links and post pro Palestine crap
Thoughts? I might get one with the new of one of Grimolli's many new signings on the back!
ODDIO SBORRO
Also jashari to milan
>>149947596imaging the meltdown if they allowed him to get to the end and failed to qualify, graviscum deprived us of spalletti kino schizo
>A new name to follow for the role of winger at Juventus is Ferdi Kadioglu from Brighton. He is a profile that emerged from Comolli's data-driven work system.
- George Michael Debased
>>149948681How did APAS made the calculations?
>Dovbyk - Raspadori
>------Dybala-------
/seriea/ meetups during both legs of Juve NG and Ternana?
Did it ever come out why Spalletti snobbed Mancini from the Norway game?
>>149948681>Interested in player who isnโt on the market>Club asks โฌ50m or fuck off>Negotiate for 2 months, price still โฌ50m>End up signing Nelson Semedo as inverted LWB because youโre desperate, 20% consultation fee to Jorge Mendes
>>149948758I'll get a shirt of Livano Comenencia and get it signed :3
>>149948681I only remember him from the Euros last year where he was pretty good so there were rumors about him to Jj for like two days
>>149948758I will watch some matches live, none of which involve Juve NG or Ternana though
>his team will never face Bra's
>La Viola are playing again today
not complaining that I've got something to watch before bed but surely back to back friendlies isn't the smartest of moves
On a positive note, Joao Mario's gf is sexo
https://www.instagram.com/adrianadacostaa_/
>Damien Comolli isn't used to leafing through catalogs or following wild hunches. The Juventus general manager prefers to scrutinize the transfer market with a cold, scientific approach, much like a doctor would when looking at an X-ray. And when the right-back puzzle required a sustainable, athletic, and tactically advanced solution, Joao Mario emerged as the most logical choice. The former Porto player certainly won't be the poster boy for the Juventus summer transfer window. A flashy, high-profile signing, or a Cancelo-style move, so to speak: the kind that attracts clicks on social media or YouTube views... But a surgical operation, the product of Damien Comolli's favored method in each of his previous football experiencesโthe famous "Moneyball" popularized by Oakland Athletics sporting director Billy Beaneโcapable of transforming statistics into visions and percentages into decisions. Every sprint, every tackle won, every through pass from Joao Mario was broken down, weighed, compared and then reassembled into a technical-tactical identikit that perfectly matched Juve's needs.
me cojoni
Need a Surgeon Comolli edit stat!
>>149949328I'm missing grimtoli already
>>149949328holy velinazza who the fuck wrote that
>>149949365a tuttosport journalist
>>149946929Disaster averted
>Juve, looking for a replacement for Douglas Luiz: Amrabat's option emerges. Fenerbahce is asking for โฌ15 million, the player a salary of โฌ4 million per season.
>Bad news for Mitchell Bakker. Atalanta announced that diagnostic tests performed on the Dutch full-back, who returned to Bergamo after his loan spell at Lille, revealed a ruptured anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee.
>Ajax has requested information regarding the possible purchase of Sebastiano Esposito from Inter, Udinese is also interested.
Always new names linked to MY club :)
>>149949581>revealed a ruptured anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee.How do you even not notice that when you have it?
>>149949663It could always get worse, so :)
BUY Fenerbahce players
UNSETTLE Fenerbahce players
INVOLVE Fenerbahce players in scandals
INJURE Fenerbahce players
SKEWER Fenerbahce players and use them as kebab
>Gks: Fulignati, Malovec, Nava
>Defenders: Barbieri, Bianchetti, Ceccherini, Floriani Mussolini, Folino, Moretti, Pezzella, Quagliata, Ravanelli, Sernicola
>Midfielders: Azzi, Castagnetti, Collocolo, Grassi, Lordkipanidze, Valoti, Vandeputte
Attackers: Afena-Gyan, Bonazzoli, De Luca, Johnsen, Nasti, Okereke, Vazquez
This is a Serie A team in 2025.
>>149949890>Floriani>This is a Serie A team in 2025.Yes.
>>149949926duccio is snickering very hard i can ear him
>>149949890don't mock, someone in here had the nerve to say that the average level of Serie A has improved a lot compared to the dark years.
>>149949890>Barbieriit's TIRA IN TOSTO time
>>149949890>BarbieriHe was supposed to be the next Fra(botta)s
If he was born in the outskirt of Milan instead of the Duccioland, he'd be called Sofyan Amranza
It's hard to put into words how much being a part of /seriea/ means to me. I will show it in the threads, honoring and defending these edits. 2030 @ /seriea/
For me, it's juvษntus nษkst dสษn
If he was glamorous he'd be called Fergie Kadioglu
had a panini with salame romano, cheese and artichoke and I'm about to explode
>end of training 1 touch and shoot from outside the box session
noslin and chancellors missing left right and centre
Sana? hit after hit after hit, all gols, down in the corners and top bins
It MUST be his year.
If she was born in the outskirts of milan instead of binland, she be called sana marinzas
>Milik injured again
foigfjojijioijo
>>149950608*snorts unintentionally at her being mentioned*
>>149950608Just noticed she doesn't have earlobed and deleted the folder
Arkarczoch Krystian Milik
>Incidente in palestra per Milik
Liquid attack while lifting?
>>149950608>no earrings with secret cocaine compartmentweird, is this shooped?
>>149950735He is testing a new type of medical certificates for exemption from conscription for the war against Russia in 2027
>Galatasaray wants Donnarumma
When did the turks become so rich?
>FIORENTINA (3-4-2-1): De Gea; Comuzzo, P. Marรญ, Ranieri; Dodo, Fagioli, Richardson, Gosens; Ndour, Fazzini; Kean. Allenatore: Stefano Pioli
the loose cannon of the season
>Americans are going to buy current champions in Croatia, Rijeka
why must Americans own everything
>>149950787is it already time for the Conference League preliminary rounds? wild
>>149950802The US dollar is depreciating so much and so quickly that even the jews at the Federal Reserve System no longer know what to throw their money at
>>149950802I hope he renames it Unione Sportiva Fiumana
>>149950840don't be insensitive towards the victims of the texas floods
>>149950608does that mean europe is going to die
If you die by flooding you deserve it
https://x.com/JUSTcatmeme/status/1948515100563845416
Found new footage (rare) of liquid anon
>>149950787Italy U21 graveyard FC
>>149950840I don't think so, Tim
wait wat happen with Tea? understand 4chan was involved???
>>149950787how many of these guys are playing for como in 2027?
>>149950802globohomo agenda
>youtube recommends random money ball football video
>first ten seconds of video is brignoli scoring on bbilan
mein negro, I guess I'm watching this shit now
>>149951098shitty developers left users license database unprotected, anon found out and sperg it on /pol/
fun stuff
>>149951256"Unprotected" is giving too much credit here to the app tbqh. The app uploaded the sensitive pictures of id's to literal public cloud storage kek. This is the equivalent of keeping the admin passwords of your server in a /passords.txt file in your website.
If you guys are looking for some calcio, the belgian league starts tonight. I would also liek to remind you that from the 2026/27 they will no longer have playoffs
My feed is getting weirder and weirder
>3 transfers in 3 days
Grimolli please take note...
>Flamengo are reportedly offering 15M for Lucas Beltran
>>149950930>>149951098>>149951256>>149951275I was literally thinking ot how it wouldn't end well yesterday. Didn't expect shit to happen so quickly
>>149951354Tomorrow will be one of the companies founded by Gaucci in Central America after his fake death
>Milik got injured at the gym
A 72-hour countdown for... 15 seconds of footage?
Bravo Vince!
does bbilรกn never tire of chasing bruges' prodigious talents throughout the calciomercato window every year?
>Ha subito ieri una ferita lacero-contusa alla regione tibiale anteriore destra durante un incidente fortuito in palestra. La prognosi stimata รจ di circa 7 giorni, soggetta allโevoluzione della ferita.
this nibba really is cursed
>>149950608Did she just give away her kids to travel the world, to go on yachts and do wine and coke?
>>149951794Do swedish school not teach woman logic?
>>149951776gonna reuse this excuse next time someone asks me why I don't go to the gym anymore
>yeah it's a pretty bad, uhhh, cicero-enthused wound h-haha
odds of the Iracy Shield programming team being behind the Tea app or whatever it's called?
>>149951883ceo is a [redacted] and the programmers seem to be two huezillians
/g/ idea: vibe coding an LLM to vibe post on /seriea/
My LLM is Delneri powered
Vibe analyzing mercato targets
It is truly disheartening that bongs will now have to show their ID to access webms such as these
Will they need to show their ID to access mp4's such as these too?
I'm more of a wall hacker myself
>>149952462oi I'm reporting you to the local constable, you cheeky governor
>>149952492Iโm posting this from a cell in Barlinnie. Iโll be suffocated to death tomorrow morning under the direct watch of the King. Only the President can save me now.
The ban began at 6:18 PM, just as he said it would. Judgment Day, the day the subjects of the British Empire were banned from 4chan. I should have realized it was never our destiny to stop Judgment Day. The Hrvatskan bvll knew; he tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know; all I know is what /seriea/ taught me; never stop Gioposting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.
bloody hell mate 25 mil for Franjo Ivanoviฤ? what's Benfica thinkin'?
the game's gone mad, I'm tellin' you
The fennel gang is preparing a passport to ensure that Scotterrone is repatriated to a civilised part of the Boot, at the modest price of $80,000
Very sad what they are doing to Scotterrone in what was once Great Britain! Very soon there will be no calcio AT ALL. Scotland must do something about this. Let's make a deal!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
if he was Italian he'd be just called Franco
It's great to see how Puma has already cottoned on to the average haplogroup of this Serie A club's fans
>>149951064
>>149952727I'm gonna put on a Milan shirt and chase Satan out of Earth
I'm gonna put on a Milan shirt and chase the Devil out if earth
>>149952766betsson or pirelli daughter?
Volevo essere un Tudor
Che non gli importa dello scudo
Un Rabiot, allenatore di Dusan
Un gran fantino in fuga col corto muso
Con lo sqvadrone del Bolo
Vinsi la Coppa Quinto Posto D'Oro
Perรฒ l'ho preso nel culo
Non sono nato con la barba di Tudor
Ho anche preso Teuno
Se faccio figlie, le stupro
Mo segna Dildiz e fa come Del Siero
Ma non ho mai perso punti
ร kurpa di lacune lasciate da Alleeeeeeegroooooooo
>>149952576Do (or, well, did) you bother dealing with Law's junkyard or you just parry the first low
https://x.com/pasquale_caos/status/1948735581837541723
BEUK-E-MA
>>149952946I know you're supposed to parry the low, but the ones at Bushin never did the string so by the time I learned what to do they stopped doing it, including that 2 hit string with the second hit being a high that they like to mash that I learned to duck and launch, but again they stopped doing it at Bushin so I don't remember the last time I did that + Law's not that popular
>>149953064>>149953218fucked it up
>>>/wsg/5932509
>>149953064>>149953238aight got it, sam bucchina
>>149953283>could have been the best midfielder of the last 15 years>chose the money and the fregna I can't really fault him desu
shaved myself bald on a manic episode impulse and now im deeply regretful. due to my eating habits wreaking havoc on my hair follicles, i thought to go get a haircut but the dumb fuck barber fucked it all up and i was so angry i shaved it all off and now i'm bald. it'll grow but i still have a mix of norwood 2 and 3 so it'll grow but im thinking of using my savings to get either plugs or a transplant or PRP
what do you guys recommend on /serieass/
(gio scotti is a whore)
>>149953957Sounds like you're on a roll
>>149953957grow a mustache
Why in the fuck is there a handegg-playing Amerigoy in /seriea/ again? eurofooty threads should be euros only
>>149954051No. thanks for chiping in though.
(Greco #1, July 2025, colorized)
>>149954125definitely not this bad
it's a very deep buzz cut but i still have a mild norwood. if i get the transplants/fix my hairline then i should be at a good place. ive been saving up for about 2 years for the procedure and also won a 500 dollar cashout on a bet which i put into the savings. i dont really care about being bald but i do believe if you're balding you either go all the way in getting hair or you go all the way into being bald.
(Greco #1, July 2025, decolorized)
New Forever Winter update is up
>>149954813KEK not that far off actually
>>149953957Senpai wouldnโt it be better to get your diet fixed so your hair can get nutrients etc to grow, rather than worrying about spending savings on transplants and shit?
>Juventus's latest transfer idea is to try and engineer a swap deal with Roma. Bryan Cristante will join Juventus and Weston McKennie will join Roma. Igor Tudor has requested two midfielders, and general manager Damien Comolli is forced to exploit his creativity for the second midfield addition. The Juventus midfielder is younger (26 versus 30), but his contract expires in less than twelve months (June 2026), and talks at Continassa have been stalled for some time.
GOOD MORNING
>>149957115yeah, plates are for eating from, not for smashing
>Popeyes finally started doing orders with delivery
Polish calcio and good chicken, feels good man
