Thread 149946077

SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, brush up on your african american vernacular croatian, apply for your new goon/4chinks loicense and stay leeloopilled

Reminder Jews are the good guys and do not believe any single Islam shill who is trying to say the opposite, without Israel you would have thousands of twin towers like attacks every single day

la negra

>There are just days left until an event that will shock the world. And here in Marano, in a farmhouse linked to a Camorra boss, they know everything ahead of time. They know that one of their guests—a North African wanted in a drug trafficking investigation—is ready to "go on planes." A story told by informer Biagio Di Lanno, regarding the clandestine stay of one of the Al Qaeda terrorists who took action in the attack on the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001. Years after the Manhattan attack, contacts between Camorra members and terrorists are being discovered.

Now you know that napoletani are indirectly responsible for 9/11

>>149946253
it's faccetta nera (bella abissina) on /seriea/

>>149946383
la bombonegra

no off gives a fuck about your twitteroid politics, kys mongo.

Surely giving it more attention will make it stop

Only Milan could've been retarded enough to sign fraudulent journeymen like Morata and Ciao Felix consecutively.

This dude was never good at any point. Junior Messias was a part-time delivery driver, part-time footballer and was better than Yao Feelingz.

>>149946697
Shut up nigger Morata and Joao are mega fenomeno who would score 40 goals each with Allegri

>>149946255
*napolecani

nihao

>when the first 3 episodes had one release group as the best one available but episode 4 suddenly changes course
Reeeeee

negru

>ER Nightrein getting 2-player mode
Fucking finally, me and my calcio fren will be able to play together now!

>>149946255
b-but what about muh scudetto and maradroga

>>149946697
morata at least scores some goles. felix is full money laundering fraud. nunez another one

>The response from Milan fans has been exceptional: over 30,000 Milan fans have already renewed their season tickets, showing strong confidence in the revival of the team and club's ambitions despite last season's disappointing results. More than 1,500 season tickets were confirmed on the first day of renewal and on the date of the official announcement of Modric's signing.
Bbilaners are so easy to bait, all it takes is one grandpa on the verge of pension and they rush to drop a like and subscribe. Who cares about the loan sharks who run the club into the ground, right?

>>149947360
a season of allegri footy doesnt sound gud

>>149947410
A life as a factory worker like you doesn't sound that exciting either

ha parlato Briatore

Uh oh, spotted another factory worker hahahahaha

never worked in a factory in my life, spaz

>Tajon Buchanan's transfer from Inter to Villarreal is now complete, this time permanently: after yesterday's decisive acceleration, the deal has been finalized, with the Nerazzurri collecting €9 million plus a 20% on any future resale.
>Vanja Milinkovic-Savic is a new Napoli player. An agreement has been reached with Torino for the Serbian goalkeeper, who will join the Italian champions in exchange for €21 million.
>Roma are interested in Antonio Nusa from Leipzig: he costs over €30 million, but his net salary of €800,000 is a plus.

>>149947496
Yeah because they shut them down before you could get hired, now you are homeless and jobless

but enough talking about your whore mother

taremus going to brazil for 5-6m

intrasting

>>149947596
baldie should go see a therapist, also I'm sure that becoming a multimultimultimillionaire really ruined his life, poor buciano

>>149947423
behead those who insult the fabbrica workers

>>149947609
>Correa - Taremi is the new Botafogo's attack
lel

>>149947629
I bet he's poorer than you, like a plumber's assistant kek

>>149947636
kek

>>149947678
my guess is neet

>>149947596
It's his own fault for ever thinking that associating his name to Gravinoid and the rest of the bow-tie scum, far more interested in rescuing sfinter's national debt than running FIGC properly, was a good thing
in the countryside, how many hours of hoeing are required to notice facts and filter reality for what it is?

You know /seriea/ has reached a new low when being a factory worker or a poorfag is cool, next you guys will be posting Discord links and post pro Palestine crap

Thoughts? I might get one with the new of one of Grimolli's many new signings on the back!

ODDIO SBORRO
Also jashari to milan

>>149947596
imaging the meltdown if they allowed him to get to the end and failed to qualify, graviscum deprived us of spalletti kino schizo

>A new name to follow for the role of winger at Juventus is Ferdi Kadioglu from Brighton. He is a profile that emerged from Comolli's data-driven work system.
- George Michael Debased

>>149948681
How did APAS made the calculations?

>Dovbyk - Raspadori
>------Dybala-------

/seriea/ meetups during both legs of Juve NG and Ternana?

Did it ever come out why Spalletti snobbed Mancini from the Norway game?

>>149948681
>Interested in player who isn’t on the market
>Club asks €50m or fuck off
>Negotiate for 2 months, price still €50m
>End up signing Nelson Semedo as inverted LWB because you’re desperate, 20% consultation fee to Jorge Mendes

>>149948758
I'll get a shirt of Livano Comenencia and get it signed :3

>>149948681
I only remember him from the Euros last year where he was pretty good so there were rumors about him to Jj for like two days

>>149948758
I will watch some matches live, none of which involve Juve NG or Ternana though

>La Viola are playing again today
not complaining that I've got something to watch before bed but surely back to back friendlies isn't the smartest of moves

On a positive note, Joao Mario's gf is sexo
https://www.instagram.com/adrianadacostaa_/

>Damien Comolli isn't used to leafing through catalogs or following wild hunches. The Juventus general manager prefers to scrutinize the transfer market with a cold, scientific approach, much like a doctor would when looking at an X-ray. And when the right-back puzzle required a sustainable, athletic, and tactically advanced solution, Joao Mario emerged as the most logical choice. The former Porto player certainly won't be the poster boy for the Juventus summer transfer window. A flashy, high-profile signing, or a Cancelo-style move, so to speak: the kind that attracts clicks on social media or YouTube views... But a surgical operation, the product of Damien Comolli's favored method in each of his previous football experiences—the famous "Moneyball" popularized by Oakland Athletics sporting director Billy Beane—capable of transforming statistics into visions and percentages into decisions. Every sprint, every tackle won, every through pass from Joao Mario was broken down, weighed, compared and then reassembled into a technical-tactical identikit that perfectly matched Juve's needs.

me cojoni

Need a Surgeon Comolli edit stat!

>>149949328
I'm missing grimtoli already

>>149949328
holy velinazza who the fuck wrote that

>>149949365
a tuttosport journalist

>>149949328
Billy Fagiolo

>>149946929
Disaster averted

>Juve, looking for a replacement for Douglas Luiz: Amrabat's option emerges. Fenerbahce is asking for €15 million, the player a salary of €4 million per season.
>Bad news for Mitchell Bakker. Atalanta announced that diagnostic tests performed on the Dutch full-back, who returned to Bergamo after his loan spell at Lille, revealed a ruptured anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee.
>Ajax has requested information regarding the possible purchase of Sebastiano Esposito from Inter, Udinese is also interested.

Always new names linked to MY club :)

>>149949581
>revealed a ruptured anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee.
How do you even not notice that when you have it?

>>149949663
It could always get worse, so :)

BUY Fenerbahce players
UNSETTLE Fenerbahce players
INVOLVE Fenerbahce players in scandals
INJURE Fenerbahce players
SKEWER Fenerbahce players and use them as kebab

>Gks: Fulignati, Malovec, Nava
>Defenders: Barbieri, Bianchetti, Ceccherini, Floriani Mussolini, Folino, Moretti, Pezzella, Quagliata, Ravanelli, Sernicola
>Midfielders: Azzi, Castagnetti, Collocolo, Grassi, Lordkipanidze, Valoti, Vandeputte
Attackers: Afena-Gyan, Bonazzoli, De Luca, Johnsen, Nasti, Okereke, Vazquez

This is a Serie A team in 2025.

>>149949890
>Floriani
>This is a Serie A team in 2025.
Yes.

Amrapipistrello

>>149949926
duccio is snickering very hard i can ear him

>>149949890
don't mock, someone in here had the nerve to say that the average level of Serie A has improved a lot compared to the dark years.

>>149949890
>Barbieri
it's TIRA IN TOSTO time

>>149949890
>Barbieri
He was supposed to be the next Fra(botta)s

>>149950258
kek

If he was born in the outskirt of Milan instead of the Duccioland, he'd be called Sofyan Amranza

It's hard to put into words how much being a part of /seriea/ means to me. I will show it in the threads, honoring and defending these edits. 2030 @ /seriea/

For me, it's juvɛntus nɛkst dʒɛn

If he was glamorous he'd be called Fergie Kadioglu

had a panini with salame romano, cheese and artichoke and I'm about to explode

>end of training 1 touch and shoot from outside the box session
noslin and chancellors missing left right and centre
Sana? hit after hit after hit, all gols, down in the corners and top bins
It MUST be his year.

Sana Marin's year

If she was born in the outskirts of milan instead of binland, she be called sana marinzas

>Milik injured again
foigfjojijioijo

>>149950608
*snorts unintentionally at her being mentioned*

>>149950608
Just noticed she doesn't have earlobed and deleted the folder

Arkarczoch Krystian Milik

>Incidente in palestra per Milik
Liquid attack while lifting?

>>149950608
>no earrings with secret cocaine compartment
weird, is this shooped?

>>149950735
He is testing a new type of medical certificates for exemption from conscription for the war against Russia in 2027

>Galatasaray wants Donnarumma
When did the turks become so rich?

>FIORENTINA (3-4-2-1): De Gea; Comuzzo, P. Marí, Ranieri; Dodo, Fagioli, Richardson, Gosens; Ndour, Fazzini; Kean. Allenatore: Stefano Pioli
the loose cannon of the season

>Americans are going to buy current champions in Croatia, Rijeka

why must Americans own everything

>>149950787
is it already time for the Conference League preliminary rounds? wild

>>149950802
The US dollar is depreciating so much and so quickly that even the jews at the Federal Reserve System no longer know what to throw their money at

>>149950802
I hope he renames it Unione Sportiva Fiumana

>>149950840
don't be insensitive towards the victims of the texas floods

>>149950608
does that mean europe is going to die

If you die by flooding you deserve it

https://x.com/JUSTcatmeme/status/1948515100563845416
Found new footage (rare) of liquid anon

Tea ACK

>>149950787
Italy U21 graveyard FC

>>149950840
I don't think so, Tim

wait wat happen with Tea? understand 4chan was involved???

4

>>149950787
how many of these guys are playing for como in 2027?

>>149950802
globohomo agenda

>youtube recommends random money ball football video
>first ten seconds of video is brignoli scoring on bbilan
mein negro, I guess I'm watching this shit now

>>149951098
shitty developers left users license database unprotected, anon found out and sperg it on /pol/

fun stuff

>>149951256
"Unprotected" is giving too much credit here to the app tbqh. The app uploaded the sensitive pictures of id's to literal public cloud storage kek. This is the equivalent of keeping the admin passwords of your server in a /passords.txt file in your website.

If you guys are looking for some calcio, the belgian league starts tonight. I would also liek to remind you that from the 2026/27 they will no longer have playoffs

My feed is getting weirder and weirder

>3 transfers in 3 days
Grimolli please take note...

>>149950930
>>149951098
>>149951256
>>149951275

I was literally thinking ot how it wouldn't end well yesterday. Didn't expect shit to happen so quickly

>>149951354
Tomorrow will be one of the companies founded by Gaucci in Central America after his fake death

A 72-hour countdown for... 15 seconds of footage?

Bravo Vince!

*licks you*

does bbilán never tire of chasing bruges' prodigious talents throughout the calciomercato window every year?

>Ha subito ieri una ferita lacero-contusa alla regione tibiale anteriore destra durante un incidente fortuito in palestra. La prognosi stimata è di circa 7 giorni, soggetta all’evoluzione della ferita.
this nibba really is cursed

>>149950608
Did she just give away her kids to travel the world, to go on yachts and do wine and coke?

>>149951794
Do swedish school not teach woman logic?

>>149951776
gonna reuse this excuse next time someone asks me why I don't go to the gym anymore
>yeah it's a pretty bad, uhhh, cicero-enthused wound h-haha

odds of the Iracy Shield programming team being behind the Tea app or whatever it's called?

>>149951883
ceo is a [redacted] and the programmers seem to be two huezillians

/g/ idea: vibe coding an LLM to vibe post on /seriea/

My LLM is Delneri powered

>>149946253
H

Vibe analyzing mercato targets

It is truly disheartening that bongs will now have to show their ID to access webms such as these

Will they need to show their ID to access mp4's such as these too?

>>149952195
skank hack

I'm more of a wall hacker myself

Test

>>149952462
oi I'm reporting you to the local constable, you cheeky governor

>>149952492
I’m posting this from a cell in Barlinnie. I’ll be suffocated to death tomorrow morning under the direct watch of the King. Only the President can save me now.

The ban began at 6:18 PM, just as he said it would. Judgment Day, the day the subjects of the British Empire were banned from 4chan. I should have realized it was never our destiny to stop Judgment Day. The Hrvatskan bvll knew; he tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know; all I know is what /seriea/ taught me; never stop Gioposting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.

#JeSuisScotterrone

bloody hell mate 25 mil for Franjo Ivanović? what's Benfica thinkin'?

the game's gone mad, I'm tellin' you

The fennel gang is preparing a passport to ensure that Scotterrone is repatriated to a civilised part of the Boot, at the modest price of $80,000

Very sad what they are doing to Scotterrone in what was once Great Britain! Very soon there will be no calcio AT ALL. Scotland must do something about this. Let's make a deal!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

if he was Italian he'd be just called Franco

kojimbo... i kneel

It's great to see how Puma has already cottoned on to the average haplogroup of this Serie A club's fans
>>149951064

Post kino yellow kit's

>>149952727
I'm gonna put on a Milan shirt and chase Satan out of Earth
I'm gonna put on a Milan shirt and chase the Devil out if earth

>>149952766
betsson or pirelli daughter?

Volevo essere un Tudor
Che non gli importa dello scudo
Un Rabiot, allenatore di Dusan
Un gran fantino in fuga col corto muso
Con lo sqvadrone del Bolo
Vinsi la Coppa Quinto Posto D'Oro
Però l'ho preso nel culo
Non sono nato con la barba di Tudor
Ho anche preso Teuno
Se faccio figlie, le stupro
Mo segna Dildiz e fa come Del Siero
Ma non ho mai perso punti
È kurpa di lacune lasciate da Alleeeeeeegroooooooo

>>149952576
Do (or, well, did) you bother dealing with Law's junkyard or you just parry the first low

https://x.com/pasquale_caos/status/1948735581837541723
BEUK-E-MA

>>149952946
I know you're supposed to parry the low, but the ones at Bushin never did the string so by the time I learned what to do they stopped doing it, including that 2 hit string with the second hit being a high that they like to mash that I learned to duck and launch, but again they stopped doing it at Bushin so I don't remember the last time I did that + Law's not that popular

>>149953064
with sound
>>5932509

>>149953064
>>149953218
fucked it up
>>>/wsg/5932509

Sleep tight /seriea/

>>149953064
>>149953238
aight got it, sam bucchina

Sam Buhaiola

>>149953283
>could have been the best midfielder of the last 15 years
>chose the money and the fregna
I can't really fault him desu

shaved myself bald on a manic episode impulse and now im deeply regretful. due to my eating habits wreaking havoc on my hair follicles, i thought to go get a haircut but the dumb fuck barber fucked it all up and i was so angry i shaved it all off and now i'm bald. it'll grow but i still have a mix of norwood 2 and 3 so it'll grow but im thinking of using my savings to get either plugs or a transplant or PRP
what do you guys recommend on /serieass/
(gio scotti is a whore)

>>149953957
Sounds like you're on a roll

>>149953957
grow a mustache

Why in the fuck is there a handegg-playing Amerigoy in /seriea/ again? eurofooty threads should be euros only
>>149954051
No. thanks for chiping in though.

(Greco #1, July 2025, colorized)

>>149954125
definitely not this bad
it's a very deep buzz cut but i still have a mild norwood. if i get the transplants/fix my hairline then i should be at a good place. ive been saving up for about 2 years for the procedure and also won a 500 dollar cashout on a bet which i put into the savings. i dont really care about being bald but i do believe if you're balding you either go all the way in getting hair or you go all the way into being bald.

(Greco #1, July 2025, decolorized)

New Forever Winter update is up

>>149954813
KEK not that far off actually

>>149953957
Senpai wouldn’t it be better to get your diet fixed so your hair can get nutrients etc to grow, rather than worrying about spending savings on transplants and shit?

>Juventus's latest transfer idea is to try and engineer a swap deal with Roma. Bryan Cristante will join Juventus and Weston McKennie will join Roma. Igor Tudor has requested two midfielders, and general manager Damien Comolli is forced to exploit his creativity for the second midfield addition. The Juventus midfielder is younger (26 versus 30), but his contract expires in less than twelve months (June 2026), and talks at Continassa have been stalled for some time.

GOOD MORNING

>>149957115
yeah, plates are for eating from, not for smashing

>Popeyes finally started doing orders with delivery
Polish calcio and good chicken, feels good man

>>149958866
Post Popeyes order

>>149958714
>Gazzetta
>written by Cornacchia
phew, nothing to worry about then

>>149958866
>>Popeyes
Who?

Poppeyes

>JUST IN: Roma have offered Bryan Cristante (30) and Lorenzo Pellegrini (29) to Juventus.

>Weston McKennie (26) has also been mentioned in the talks between the two clubs. @Gazzetta_it

>>149959160
It's most likely gonna be a spicy wrap with fries, maybe I'll add some tendies to it
Love the wraps in Popeyes honestly
>>149959194
New Hellas Verona player

Pellegrini >>>> the american abomination

>Juventus agrees five-year contract worth €6 million per season with Sancho
WTF

>>149959459
Pellegrini is pure unfiltered dogshit and has been so for a few years. Muttuidi is shit but no way in hell he's worse than Pellegrini
also just two more weeks unitl Sancho is a done deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SavnuZgWflk
The game looks great tbqh

>Muttuidi is shit but no way in hell he's worse than Pellegrini

lmao

>>149959549
riommerd hands posted this

>Douglas Luiz snubs Everton and West Ham for big club dream – report

oof.

>The reports suggest that the Old Lady want €40 million for the midfielder, after spending €50 million on the Brazilian just last summer.

double oof

>>149959769
There were rumors of Inter wanting him on loan, with a good coach he can be elite
Chivu isn't a good coach

>>149959769
how much did they pay for him last summer? I didn't get it

>>149959769
jj fags in shambles

>>149959798
They've been in shambles for months, years even.
They voted for Giorgia Meloni hoping she would side with their factory working asses but she instead is letting Elkann sell and close down all the factories. Now they are stuck at home, jobless, soon to be homeless. They are starving more than Palestinians. The only joy they would have right now is the football club but Elkann is basedly ruining that too. So now all they have left is complain about Israel, complain about immigrant while they are starving to death.
The day factory workers and other poorfagfs starve to death will be the day humanity moves forward.
Why waste limited resources on scum that can be easily replaced by AI and machines? Why waste resources on people who only want to kill you because you are smarter, more successful, richer than them? Just let them starve to death.

>nuuuu we melonifags and factory workers are omega rich you are just jelly!@!!!!111!1!!!
see pic

*swaps douglas luigi for bryan tristante,
muttuidi for pilgrim*

Ah shit the spaz is at it again.Someone post the emergency grim transfer rumours

>post factual facts about juve fans being factory workers aka poorfags
>quick post /seriea/ unrelated stuff to cover the tnuke!!!!!~

why is xhe so obessed with poor people?

>>149960049
Why aren't you? Empires fell because of poor people, genocides were caused by revolting poor people.
What do they bring to humanity as a whole other than problems, diseases, cultural limitations? Juventus fans are a disease.

Pep Guardiola to Juventus t. Paolo Pepe

>>149960049
his surname must be esposito or something

>>149960379
He's a richfag he's not a terrone

don't @ me, animal

lmao seething factory worker

going swimming after calcetto.

2 weeks in row there has been 30+ weather somewhere in binland. new record.

oof

>>149960652
Why didn't you study to have a better job than factory working

I'm not joking I'd rather see my barber play alongside Locatelli than seeing Cristante anywhere on the pitch with my club's colours

*goes to the konbini*

let's go milan chads

ALLEGRIFIED RAFA

>>149961201
no but Milan is shit and will compete for relegation according to porfags

>>149946697
ac milan value social media reach over pitch talent. felix had enough instagram followers to get bought by the clueless yanks who run acm.

>>149961230
shut the fuck up nonce poorfag

>>149960652
lmao it's been the coldest summer ever for me

suffer, Finland

A milan goal against this liverpool 'drone is worth like 6 gorillion goals, allegri basically already won

>>149961247
>>149961247
truth hurts pizzaboy. i'm a milan fan longer than you've been alive and they are a shitshow.

>>149961284
no you are a lazio fan and you are a fucking poorfag nonce
you support meloni
you support farage
you think you factyory workrer sdeserve everything uyline other poeploe
die

>>149961284
don't reply to the spaz, thank you

There is still the (really small) possibility that Milan wins the scudetto and the coppa this season.
They already won the super coppa

Super Kloppa

MAX will turn bartesaghi into the best RB in europe btw

>>149961488
He already is, another couple of months with Allegri and he will be the bestestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestetetestetsetstestestete player in the world and nothing poorfags say or cry about wil lchange that

barteUsagi

>>149961532
SO FUCKING FUNNY POORFAGS WILL NEVER GE TIT

99,999999999999% of anime is for poorfags

>>149961560
100% of anime is for poorfags.
Child porn is for richfags.

everytime bbilan plays the faggotry itt skyrockets, incredible

kys grimolli

>>149961253
rude.

wish it was cold here too

>>149961765
answer me >>149960708

Holy fuck milan's giuoco is impressionante
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh but muh ebil alekre does le bad anticalcio

>>149961813
£60m + buyback clause and he's yours

>>149961858
No but I was told by factory workers like the finnish sgorbio who is getting cucked by BBC and his girlfriend is moaning so hard entire Europe can hear that and by sgorbiosissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisisissimissimissimisi gobboloidi factoryssimi workerissimi that allegri is le baddestestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestetsstestestestets BADBADFBABDBABDFDBWQ fgeWSDbnahjkl GERWADFHJIOP[L;'

God this retard is embarrassing, he can kill /seriea/ for real

>>149962042
based if real

>See a nice premade ham and cheese sandwich in the supermarket
>Check price: 6.70€
Shan’t be buying

ALLEGRIFIED LOFTUS

>>149962103
>6.70€
lmao you can do it yourself anon

>>149962121
NO YOU DONT GET IT PALESTINAIN SUPPORTERS AKA POORFAGS AKA FACTORY WORKERS TOLD ME HE'S THE SHITETSSTESTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTETSTETSTESTETSTET MIDFIELDER IN THE WORLD AND THAT ALLEGRI IS THE WORSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETSTESTESTESTETS COACH IN THE WORLD THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING POORFAGS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT MKAYU

MAKE MILAN SELL EVERYONE WE MUST MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ALLEGRI TO WIN

ALLEGRIFIED POORFAGSCHIZO

>>149962042
report, filter, ignore

BOW TO ALLEGRI YOU FUCKIONG POORFGAS
BPOW TOP ALLEGRI YOU FUCING SWINES
YOIU SHATY ON HIM FOR YEARS YUOU EVEN REACHED A POINT WHERE YOU DONBTY EEV ENT WANT TO COINSIDERT THE TROPHIES YOU RSHITTY TREAM WOIN THANKS TO HIM
THOISE TROPHIOES ARTE HIS NOW YOURTS
BOW
BOW
BOW TO ALLEGHRI
BOW TO ALLEGRIU YPOU FUCKING POORFAGSA
MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD MAX ALLEGRI AKA GOD

BOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGRI
BOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGRIO
BOPW
BOW YOU FUICKING POORFAGS
VBOPW

1x Vincitore della Champions League
Vincitore della Champions League
95/96
1x Vincitore Coppa dei Campioni
Vincitore Coppa dei Campioni
84/85
36x Campione d'Italia
Campione d'Italia
19/20 , 18/19 , 17/18 , 16/17 , 15/16 , 14/15 , 13/14 , 12/13 , 11/12 , 02/03 , 01/02 , 97/98 , 96/97 , 94/95 , 85/86 , 83/84 , 81/82 , 80/81 , 77/78 , 76/77 , 74/75 , 72/73 , 71/72 , 66/67 , 60/61 , 59/60 , 57/58 , 51/52 , 49/50 , 34/35 , 33/34 , 32/33 , 31/32 , 30/31 , 1925/26 , 1904/05
2x Vincitore Supercoppa Uefa
Vincitore Supercoppa Uefa
96/97 , 84/85
3x Vincitore dell Coppa UEFA
Vincitore dell Coppa UEFA
92/93 , 89/90 , 76/77
1x Vincitore Coppa delle Coppe
Vincitore Coppa delle Coppe
83/84
15x Vincitore Coppa Italia
Vincitore Coppa Italia
23/24 , 20/21 , 17/18 , 16/17 , 15/16 , 14/15 , 94/95 , 89/90 , 82/83 , 78/79 , 64/65 , 59/60 , 58/59 , 41/42 , 37/38
9x Vincitore Supercoppa Italiana
Vincitore Supercoppa Italiana
20/21 , 18/19 , 15/16 , 13/14 , 12/13 , 03/04 , 02/03 , 97/98 , 95/96
1x Campione Serie B
Campione Serie B
06/07
2x Campione del mondo (club)
Campione del mondo (club)
1996 , 1985
1x Vincitore Coppa Intertoto
Vincitore Coppa Intertoto
99/00
Transfermarkt Video

HALF THESE TROPHIES ARTE ALLEGRIS AND BNY DEFINITION MILANS YHOUU YFCUKGIONG POORFAGS
BOIW BOW BOW TO ALLEGRUIJ
BVOW BOW BOW TOP ALLEGRIU

Good ebening cunts, dont forget that Lazio play tonight so get this schizo shit out your system now
>gigot, patric, dia and isaksen all ded
awesome.

Now svrely motta is employed

>>149962473
Motta is based because he is a richfag because he fucks his underage duaghter
onjly poorfag shatre him because of that jnust like onlyu poorfags hate epsiterin and donald trump

>>149962103
too bad that the dioxin in that slice of ham had to come into contact with air

Really really long hair's

>>149962511
WOWIE WOWIE OW OW OWIE LOOK AT THAT A POORFAGS THAT TRIOES TO SOUND SMART
BOW TO ALLEGRI YOII UFUCKINGH POORFAG
BOW BOW TOI ALLEGRUI

In Italy, it's mostly Rome and various rural towns in the south that are known for still having lead piping in their water infrastructure, particularly in older buildings and historic districts.

what should I order lads

>>149962517
I'd give em my Balocco if you grasp the implication

>>149962517
hairline worse than Camarda

don’t touch me with your poo hands pig looking dutch

>>149962617
BOW BOW TO ALLEGRI YOU FUCKING POORFAGS
BOW BOW TYOP ALLEHRIO YOU FUCKING SWINES
THESE TROP{HIES BELONG TO ALLEGRI AND BELONG TO MILAN BY DEFINITOIJN BECAUYSE HE IS A MILAN GOD

1x Vincitore della Champions League
Vincitore della Champions League
95/96
1x Vincitore Coppa dei Campioni
Vincitore Coppa dei Campioni
84/85
36x Campione d'Italia
Campione d'Italia
19/20 , 18/19 , 17/18 , 16/17 , 15/16 , 14/15 , 13/14 , 12/13 , 11/12 , 02/03 , 01/02 , 97/98 , 96/97 , 94/95 , 85/86 , 83/84 , 81/82 , 80/81 , 77/78 , 76/77 , 74/75 , 72/73 , 71/72 , 66/67 , 60/61 , 59/60 , 57/58 , 51/52 , 49/50 , 34/35 , 33/34 , 32/33 , 31/32 , 30/31 , 1925/26 , 1904/05
2x Vincitore Supercoppa Uefa
Vincitore Supercoppa Uefa
96/97 , 84/85
3x Vincitore dell Coppa UEFA
Vincitore dell Coppa UEFA
92/93 , 89/90 , 76/77
1x Vincitore Coppa delle Coppe
Vincitore Coppa delle Coppe
83/84
15x Vincitore Coppa Italia
Vincitore Coppa Italia
23/24 , 20/21 , 17/18 , 16/17 , 15/16 , 14/15 , 94/95 , 89/90 , 82/83 , 78/79 , 64/65 , 59/60 , 58/59 , 41/42 , 37/38
9x Vincitore Supercoppa Italiana
Vincitore Supercoppa Italiana
20/21 , 18/19 , 15/16 , 13/14 , 12/13 , 03/04 , 02/03 , 97/98 , 95/96
1x Campione Serie B
Campione Serie B
06/07
2x Campione del mondo (club)
Campione del mondo (club)
1996 , 1985
1x Vincitore Coppa Intertoto
Vincitore Coppa Intertoto
99/00
Transfermarkt Video
BOW BOW TO ALLEGRI
BOW BOW TO ALLEGRUI
BOW BOW TRO ALKLEGRI YOU FUCKING POROOPFGAS

BOW BNOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGRTIU
BOW BOW BO W TO ALLEGRIU
BOW BOW TO ALLEGRIU YOUY FUCKING POOPRFGASS

Calcio /sp/ idea: ICE hockey, the winning team gets to expel a troublesome minority of choice

BOW TO ALLEGRI YPOU NFUCKING POOORFASGS
WHERE ARE YOU FUCKJING POORFAGS
BOW BOW TO ALLEGHRI
ARE YOU HJIDING YOU FUICKING POORFAGS
BOW BOW BOW TO ASLLEGHRI
BOW
BOPW
BVOWQ TO ALLEGHRI
BOW BOW TO ALLEGRI BOW BOW TO ALLEWGRI YOU FUCKJING POORFAGS

>Next week, an executive from Fenerbahce will be in Turin to meet with Comolli to discuss Douglas Luiz.
- Fanatik Türkiye

>>149962663
GHEY YOU FUCKIGN POROFAG
BOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGRIU
BOW BOW TYO ALLEGHRI
BVOW BOW TO ALKLEGRI YTOU FUICKING POORFGA

ALLEGHRI SUPPOORTS ISRAEL
POOREFAG SHITSKIN SUPPOORTS PALESTINE
BOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGHRI YOPU FUCKING SHITSKINS
BOW BOW TO ALLEGRIU YOU FUCKING POORFAGHS

Not falling for it
Counterattacking provincial slop
Unimpressive
Liverpool is a better team than Milan

I can add 600 filters mongoloid

>>149962696
BOW TO ALLEGHRI YOU FUCKING SHITSKLIN
BOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGRI YOU FUCKING POORFAG
BOW
BOW
BOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGRIU YOU FUCKING POORFAG
HOW ARE YOUR PALESTINIAN FRIENDS DOING
SUCKS FOR YOU BECAUSE ISRAEL (FULL OF ALLEGHRIGODS BYU THGE WAY( IS WINMNING
WINNING LIKE ALLEGRI
NBOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGRI YOU FUICKING POORFAGH
BOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGRIU

>>149962703
psyops made by bbilan owners are one hell of a trip

wtf happened has serie ass stooped as low as keeping track of 5 a side warm up friendlies?

>>149962748
/seriea/ has never been bettrer tou fucking pooprfag
NEVER
BEEN
B ETTER
N OW B OW BOW BOW TO ALLEGRI
BOW BOW TO ALLEGTRIU YOPUY FUCKING POORFAG
VBOWB HBOW B OW BOW B OW TO ALLEGHRI
BOW
TO
ALLEGRIO
BVOW TRO L:O AGHG EI

RICHFAGS LIKE ALLEGRI (MILANGOD)

How many this season?

Magazine covers/goals

>>149962786
POORFAGS LIKE TUDOR AND FASCTGORY WORKERS
BOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGREI
BVOW BOW BOW TO ALLOEGRI
BOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGRI YTOU FUCKING POORFAGS

>>149962517
alisha lehmann left in the dust

stop posting

Leao ————— Zingaro ——— Pulligoat
————————-Loftus
————Jashari —-———- Ricci
Éstupidoniang — Pavlovic — Gabbia — Doué
——————————-Maignan

>>149962924
relegation contenders?

Merdato rumors?

>>149962975
Milan have an offer ready

According to today’s edition of La Repubblica, as cited by MilanNews, Milan already have an offer in mind for the Serbian: €18-20m to Juventus. Then it’s possible that Vlahovic could get a severance package from the Bianconeri for the salary missed out on.

While this is a solution that would satisfy all parties, Milan could also decide to delay their pursuit in order to get even better terms. Juventus want to avoid this at all costs and as a result, a meeting has been scheduled with Vlahovic’s agent in the coming days.

In addition to reaching an agreement with Juventus, it’s clear that Milan would also have to do some negotiating with Vlahovic as his current salary of €12m per season is way too high.

>>149963044
kys grimolli

>>149962975
pirola to sunderland okafor to olympiacos

12 million Euros a year? chat, is this real?

>>149963014
>his parents didn't give him Fuckoff as first name for shits and giggles

Palestinian aka poorfag trash BTFO

>>149963144
absolutely worth it if it prevents the signing of negruani desu

>>149963258
If you had to renew Dildiz (poorfag idol) or VlahoGOD (richfag idol) whcih one wouldf yoiu fucking poorfag chjoose answe already you rufcckiong poorfagj

>>149963291
kys schizotoli

>>149963305
BOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGHRI
BOWBN BOW BOW TO ALLEGRI
BOW BOW BOW TO ALLEGRI YOU FKEKINGH POPORFAG

I go to the gym and the spaz goes overdrive itt.

>>149963334
Opinion on sun gazing

>>149963652
weak shit desu
you should be sunning your balls tho

>>149964431
What is he thinking about?

ai images getting out of hand

>>149964477
>I really hope the /sp/artan that posts funny edits of players without ears doesn't see me

>>149964477
Ask the Croatcel, he's the blackest of us all

>>149964477
chicken

>>149964477
nothing

>>149964477
"I call it the pirelli cinturato haircut"

Zingaro to bil-ACK

>>149964708
Muori poveraccio muri

6 bings left till Ferguson ACL tear

>>149965006
Which team is this supposed to be? lol

>>149965019
AS Giardini de Roma apparently

>>149965019
Saudi

>it's raining
I was just kidding about the ACL h-haha

>>149965064
Or maybe not, just stuff dripping near the tunnel/benches. God knows what happens in kaiserslautern

>>149965108
I haven't heard anyone getting an ACL injury during preseason yet. There's still time for that, last year it was Scamacca and that one was pretty brutal

what an amazing strike from the irish lad
(tap in on an assist by their gk)

>>149965006
are they sponsored by the guardia di finanza?

>these kit colour choices
how thought this through

not feeling these away shirts to be desu

>>149965403
it's actually the third kit

dark blue or black stripes would been a better fit than green

Is this true?

>Lucas Chevalier closer to PSG
Uhh Dollarbros?

>0-1 Ferguson
Kinda grim still but at least they run and press

>>149967011
For how long, that is the question. All well and good to do this at the start of the season, but will they last all the matchdays + european football?

milani is coming along nicely, I'd swap him for pellegrini next season

>>149968130
Denise?

Evening mercato news:
>Hellas Verona are considering signing Filippo Terraciano on loan from Milan
>Two spanish clubs reportedly interested in Lucmi
>Torino want Zakaria Aboukhlal from Toulouse. The italian's first offer is of 8M for the player
>Sassuolo sign Ismael Koné and Aliou Fadera from Marseille and Como. Both players are on loan with option to buy
>Ghilardi is getting close to Roma. Hellas are set to receive 10M

>>149968359
>Hellas Verona are considering signing Filippo Terraciano on loan from Milan
didn't they sell him to them?

>Kumbulla
>Hermoso
>Solbakken

They need to unload these fuckers ASAP I hope none is given another chance

>>149968130
post stream

that sportitalia reporter talking to pedro would be a qt if not for her massive mouth

>>149968638
https://www.sslazio.it/it/lazio-style-channel/lazio-style-channel
its free but you need to make an account

>>149968430
yeah

Sarri is losing it because the kids taking penalties at HT have delayed the restard

SarriOUT

I doubt there will be any 5 or 6-0's losses this season but there also wont be any lazio game with more than 2 goals at this current rate of scoring

You now realize /vmg/ exists

Vagiannidis market group

>>149969872
>Check the clash of clans thread on /vmg/
>The OP was made in 2023

If he was unemployed he'd be called Naspierini

Is Vlahovic leaving or not? Yes or no answer.
>>149957115
Dane-san, I'm doing my best. It's become undeniable to me that I have a bad case of anorexia and bullimia or whatever it's called. I'm trying to eat big chunks of food and work through the vomiting fits and I'm getting better at it. The hair on the back of my head grows fast and thick, it's just a little thinning on top due to Norwood 3. But I think I could've had it worse (balding from the back and middle). I count my blessings. My big worry now is working through my eating disorder. I've gone to a doctor and everything. I've had slight damage to my organs but nothing that can't be mended.

>>149971167
Have you eaten? Yes or no answer

Gollumakis Smeagolopoulos

>>149971226
I went out tonight and got myself a big spread of meat, fries, pitas, the works. Must've been around 2, 500 calories. I took my time to eat it, around 2 hours. Then I went back home and had some water with lemon juice which calms your stomach and will sleep in half an hour from now. past few days i went from 43kg to 46kg. Dietologist says I should be at least 57kg.

Good I was about to email food to a cyber cafe in Greece

>>149971298
I would compare myself more to Christian Bale in this movie he did. Although I feel like fainting all day long, being so skinny feels very good. Like you can contort and move your body freely.

top 5 /seriea/ approved Dragon ball games

5. Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero
4. Dragon Ball Z: The Legend
3. Dragon Ball Z : Super Butoden 2
2. Dragon Ball FighterZ
1. Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3

>>149971549
Tenkaichi 2 story mode had more charm, you could fly around the map to collect them balls

Top 5 /seriea/ approved Age of Empires 2 Civilizations:

5. Vietnamese
4. Mongols
3. Portuguese
2. Khmer
1. Portuguese

>>149971549
BT3 is the only game worth replaying. Sparking Zero was a good imitation but that's all it was. Am I the only one who rates Raging Blast 2?

Favourite FIFA/PES game? Me I'd rank them
1. PES 11
2. FIFA 14
3. PES 08
4. FIFA 09
5. PES 13

>>149971646
i love raging blast 2

Kakarot story mode was nice too, delivered pretty well on the nostalgia.

>>149971627
also BT3 kinda streamlined the main events of the story

>>149969889
>Vagiannidis
inter milan legend another scoop by me

>>149971876
Could not get into FighterZ for the life of me. So much sweating and other crap. Kakarot was very nice. I finished it with all the DLC but afterwards, I came away thinking it was pretty paperweight. Needed a little bit more spark but otherwise did its job. What is concerning is the fact there's no DBZ anime/manga right now because of rights jewery amongst Japs

top 5 /seriea/ Tekken characters:

Top 5 crazy passes only Paul Pogba can do

>>149971682
1. PES 6
2. PES 09
3. PES 13
4. PES 11
5. PES 15/18 couldn't decide

>>149972200
5. Yoshimitsu
4. Bryan
3. Hwoarang
2. Kazuya
1. Gon

judentinos are quiet about milan

>Milan is now headed by an Albanian
Oh no no no hahah

>>149971549
Dragon Ball Z legacy of Goku II is goated in my opinion

>>149972575
absolutely cringe and misogynistic list

>More Hjulmand contacts, club is working tirelessly for a ceasefire
>Nahuelitos deal might be dead (Nelson Semedo shirt already preordered)
>Arthurzinho is somehow still on the books for another 2 years

>>149972200
1. Heihachi
2-5. I'll think about the rest but none will claim the number 1 spot

Mr. Elkann where is my promised calcio

>>149973898
lotta mid on there tbqh really makes me pontificate

>>149973932
Assuming 95% of these are Americans, I'm sorry for the suffering you have to endure bro

>>149973898
>the no1 on the leaderboard
LEL

>>149973980
Nah there’s plenty of fine women out here, just not on the Tea app(tm). Average twitter egirl would mog the entire top 10

>>149974027
I also really hope the amount of noserings is some demographic quirk, seems like 65% of them have one in some form or another