Thread 149950586

The 4th Test @ Old Trafford

scores at end of day 3:
INDIA 358.
v ENGLAND 544/7.

JE Root now the 2nd highest all-time run scorer in Test cricket.

YANK FLAGS IN

YFO

YFO
IFO

TFI

Cameron Winter
Unwound
Fightstar

The big three

my tendons cry out for an on wall sesh

I am wired to the man
I take the train at dawn for him

Imagine not having a bowl after winning the toss

India are a cooked entity
Unathletic genes

>>149949967
bit of northern monk now
FAITH
few tunes, fan on, cat chilling

monthly catch up with the ex wife tomorrow lads, can't fucking wait

the Welsh national anthem will always be the most kino of them all

>>149950923
based zachy
you never forget your joe roots

Tchaikovsky
Great authors
Anything involving artful dance like ice skating or gymnastics
Mobile howitzers
Honest tennis players
Gary Kasparaov

>>149951031
will never forget my roots my lad

Just been visited by an angel
I know how to find peace between NATO and Russia

Pints of Guinness make you strong

drinking something called pollys now
4 for 3 in morrisons
not bad
cans a bit gay though

morrisons probably has the best balance between beer selection and beer deals
6 bottles for £10 is ok

identity crisis

never denied being a class mutt

Reports the Indian players have been fined their match fees because many poos were found outside of loos

>>149950601
>>149950603
gonna directly adhere to this x

>>149950601
>>149950603
finna strictly adhere to this x

why is countrystreams such an angry young man

>>149944121
/COUNTY/ Reports & Highlights of the last day of round 11.

previous days:
>>149906220
>>149923304
>>149938704

>Division One

Hampshire 454. v Nottinghamshire 578/8dec. & 108/1.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://youtu.be/scVAvirwI1I
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce3n3gx8wjjo

Sussex 204. & 261. v Essex 504.
>RESULT: Essex win by an inning and 39 runs.
https://youtu.be/RJ99fpTKrp8
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy8k8gzydd3o

Warwickshire 184. & 396/5. v Worcestershire 333. & 243.
>RESULT: Warwick win by 5 wickets.
https://youtu.be/hqzVQg64NQY
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy8k8gml73mo

Yorkshire 517/6dec. & 120/5. v Surrey 537.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://youtu.be/wXjf0vriDf0
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c70x0kypz2ro


>Division Two

Derbyshire 189. & 256. v Leicestershire 398. & 236/9dec.
>RESULT: Leics win by 189 runs.
https://youtu.be/RI_13VIQlGI
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvgng8jpp88o

Glamorgan 327. & 189/5. v Kent 155. & 360.
>RESULT: Glamorgan win by 5 wickets.
https://youtu.be/z-I-AILnV3I
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cg757elg98ro

Gloucestershire 381. & 285. v Lancashire 557. & 111/1.
>RESULT: Lancs win by 9 wickets.
https://youtu.be/rFIui4vgsJo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c3enewld9n4o

Middlesex 625/8dec. v Northamptonshire 261. & 257.
>RESULT: Middx win by an innings and 107 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cz6g6e54qn7o

Pic related is how the tables now stand after this round of matches.

>>149951940
Why are you seething about me now?

Why do Bindians overrate Coolie again?

https://youtu.be/A55AtKAIz54
soOOO now that this series is done and dusted, gambhir is out ya? morkel and his cronies as well¿

>>149952020
he was the comic relief, nothing more

back from the tip btw fellas
who buys the mulch and compost from there lmoa

countystreams i like you but i don't like the way you speak to zachy

get a room lmoa
https://youtu.be/lKDJbrn140g

>>149952096
Yh you’re right, I mean clearly zac has severe mental and physical health problems.

countystreams i don't really like you but i do like the way you speak to zachy (keep ripping into that spaghetti armed freak)

countystreams i don't really like you but i do like the way you speak to zachy (keep ripping into that spaghetti armed freak)

https://youtu.be/s2rNUt7ONa4
brb

just woke up
can't sleep
fooken concert up the street

is root actually the best batsperson of all times?

>>149952365
Yes but lets wait for him to pass Sachin so we can bathe in the spicy tears of India while we discuss it

heard this tune watching playing during uysks walk out the other day thought it was alri' honestly

https://youtu.be/G-Oftf6MWCU?si=LfTD1YeIuHiha9bT

How does one get a bumrash anyway?

>>149952377
RootARSE will NOT surpass Sachin
end of

is it worth watching the 'lights today fellas
†as an Indian supporter

>>149952500
>less than 2000 behind
>only 34
>only needs 2-3 years to get 2000

Its already done, just accept it

>>149952404
>watching playing during
dont even know what i was trying to say there

>>149952533
>2-3 years to get 2000
at 35+
lmoa

Why have India literally never produced a good seamer? The only ones who are even close to decent were Kapil Dev and Zaheer Khan

India should permanently dominate cricket if you think about it, absolutely ridiculous that England and Aussies can even compete with them

bhuvi was.alri
shami
...yh ..moar of a brainy spin chad kinda team doe ngl
>>149952564
good post

20,000 Britishers should never have been able to rule a country the size of India, but that's what happened

yesterday is history
tomorrow is mystery
today is a.gift innit¿
plain x

it's because they're indian, pretty simple

>>149952564
Shows how naturally talented and athletic anglos are. India has a billion to choose from all we get is whats left over from footy and rugby. Really makes you think

What I find crazy is Pakistan has had numerous elite seamsmen (Imran Khan, Waqar Younis, Wasim Akram, Shoaib Akhtar, Mohammad Asif) despite being exactly the same as Indians from an ethnocultural point of view

Is it really just the innate aggression of the Mohammedan, in contrast to the sedate and pliable nature of Hindus and Buddhists, that lends itself so naturally to pace bowling?

Butter chicken and garlic naan later in reckon

the roadkill molesting anglo cheater

Asked ai to review the last 5 years of /cric/ threads and generate an image of zachy based on information contained in the posts here

>>149952863
kek gottem (arms too big though)

>>149952791
paggystan is not a real country , but that area of bindus is close to Iran and afghan. Imran Khan has 100% some Persian and greek ancestry , shoaib Akhtar with Afridi(both) aswell. Eating meat obviously also helps , and not having famine. Bangladeshis are as frail as Indians but they're far from the mentioned countries and civilisation despite being allowed to eat meat

my map says pakistan is a real country

I think it was originally zachy's theory that Pakistan / Iran / Afghanistan all have genetics for the cricketings and 2bh I think there might be something to it. I think if any of those countries had the financial resources of bindia they'd have dominated more. NEED bard to visit Iran and set up an academy there

>>149952791
Pretty sure Australia hasn’t produced a notable Muslim paceman yet, and has produced some decent vegan paceman and probably some kind of hippy. I think it has more to do with tradition and coaching, there’s only 3 test nations who regularly produce world class paceman and they don’t share genetics or religions

>>149952989
Afghans like pace because they learnt cricket from Pakis. There’s Iranians in Australia and they don’t into cricket they basically only like soccer, they’re pretty good at that

imo cricket is not a tightly competitive enough sport for genetics to be the main factor

it’s not nfl or track, coaching and funding is still the main thing in procuring cricketing talent

and that’s a good thing

Icl lads I cried thinking about joe root's career and how it hasn't always been easy for him, he stuck with it through the hard times and always fought through it no matter what.
It made me think about my own life and I became emotional.

>>149953628
:(

>>149953628
sportsmen are meant to peak early in life.

i peeked in thigh school does that make me an sportsmen

Why was Pakistan able to produce decent pace bowlers over the years while India basically has no one outside of Chuckrah?

>>149953772
where does one go to thigh school
i shave my legs and do squats every day

>>149953628
This. If I had to come in after Crawley I'd probably kill myself.

>>149953628
He had a rough time as captain. Not a great captain and his batting really suffered. He showed a lot of character to admit it, stand down as captain, and then spend the next 4-5 years in the form of his life.

>>149953863
i'm not telling you shit doughnut glowdigger nonce

>>149953959
:c

Windies scoring????

>>149953980
Imagine watching T20 cricket unironically

>>149954000
I'm waiting for knuck to start

>>149953628
proud of ya bla x
and ...yh agree about rootARSE tough lil cunt ngl

how to score with windian women

being myself has usually worked

-+--

hottake: pace bowlpersonship in test cricketeering is straight-up dying, famalamamma. it’s a savage grind that chews up your knees, back, and shoulders, leaving you a broken mess by 30. yung guns ain’t about that life, sacrificing their bodies for some dusty >muhnational pride
take jofra archer—smooth as butter, pure fire, but the dude’s been sidelined by injuries more than he’s been slaying on the pitch. he’s the bloodyposter child for why pace bowling’s a brutal scam these days.
and it ain’t just jofra. pat cummins took years to lock in after his debut, mark wood’s creaking every tiem he charges in, and even bumrah had to finesse his action just to keep from falling apart. meanwhile, spinners and medium pacers are out here chilling, bowling into their late 30s, sipping tea and laughing.
in this t20 franchise era, with load management spreadsheets and fat paychecks for four measly overs, who’s got time for a five-day red-ball slog? why wreck your spine when you can stack millions and still walk straight? next-gen’s picking cash and longevity over a cripple-making grind, and honestly? can’t even hate. pace bowling’s cooked, and test cricket’s feeling the heat

3lolp

diggin this new blood in cric ngl bla x

>>149954421
nice take, fella...expectin a lot moar from u ngl x

why are they still here

If Joe Root had any class he would have retired from cricket before passing Ponting's run tally. He's a good batsman but he doesn't belong in the same conversation as greats like Ponting.

>>149955015
Root's legacy was tarnished with his time as captain. Ponting's grew as captain. Really makes you think.

dont rate poot at all
stadpadding on completely dead wickets designed for draws or hoping touring teams collapse cheaply is bottom of the barrel cricket
bloke fails on any pitch with bounce above the knee roll, sent home mid tour with mental problems by mitchell johnson and consistently comes across as a mid tier batsman who can grind out a sketchy 40 when its not needed
looking forward to another ashes demolition with the entire coaching staff getting sacked , a change of captaincy, forced retirement and more headlines from englel media asking where they went wrong

if (when) Joe root gets knighted we simply MUST become a republic. that has to be the tipping point.

WEST INDIES ARE WINNING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WEST INDIES ARE WINNING A GAME

>>149955413
not yet they haven't

>>149955382
Just get your own king, bro.

>>149955460
we had one he died 3 years ago

>>149955514
Make Ponting king. I could trust him to hold supreme authority over parliament.

Tim May be taking this game away from the Windies

maybe stop tossing up limp wristed half trackers to tim david you retards
t20 is such a meme

Ayo Tim david be out here playing ricky ponting cricket 2005

>>149955460
I do think we should have an elected king/queen every 10 years who just act as the Governor general
Should have been warnie though

>stepped over the rope
KWAB

Bindies are dire

>>149954999
>implying glowies would want their prey to leave a convenient snare and want to chase them down across dozens of site

big tim david

>>149957028
i'm bigger

>>149957039
in the waistline

Will Root?

>>149957201
stadpad his way ahead of Tendulkar? yes and the seethe will be glorious

Oh, was there a t20 game on?

>>149957382
please don't post offtopic champ

oh there's test cricket between India and England? huh

oh, Root is over 2500 runs away from Sachin? huh

>tickets $45
>no charge for First Nations or trans people of colour
how is this legal also how do I pretend to be a trans person of colour to get in for free?

is Boland first nations?

wat
what did you say?

>>149957907
it's only discrimination if you discriminate against someone who isn't a straight white male
i bet you hate women and sex havers too you fucking chudcel

so the bongs are really gone

CAWM ON NEGLAND STOC REOSME FAFASFKWAINGA G SGKASD

>cum on England
Thanks, i will

Pretty embarrassing that Australia would try to claim a Singaporean athlete as their own

>>149957907
Aren’t Abos all on benefits? For certain event here people on benefits receive discounts. The same with the disabled, which trannies fall into (mentally retarded).

Whatcha gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
Whatcha gon' do with all that ass
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream

When is cricket ball throw being brought back to the olympics

Islamabad? More like Islam is bad lmao
Allahabad? More like Allah is bad lmao

/crug/ today lads

>>149954999
no indian mates to hang out with

is this all Root needs to finally convince the naysayers?

>>149959101
no but steven age

Won't be watching the cricket today (sorry)

had a little nap in front of lions prematch coverage and now switching to cricket prematch coverage

>>149958733
>zero stamina
>can't throw a ball
pathetic

i feel like they're going in a bit hard on groundskeepers here
it's not rained in about four months

>>149959350
soime, fella x

>>149959086
awwww x

where the actual fuck is /rug/

We'll just have to talk about it here

>>149959634
What does his expression convey?

>>149959646
alex hartley's twerking on the other end of the table

/rug/ thread
>>149946774
>>149946774

that's peegue not union

reckon 220 first innings lead

the flag holder looks like hes on crack

>>149959698
Souths vs Cronulla and that’s rugby league (the greatest game of all)

didn't ask blud

LETS FUCKING GO

COME ON ENGERLAND

Ben Stokes every time he has been hit in the dick in Tests

115* vs Aus, 2019 (3rd inns.) - POTM
78* vs WI, 2020 (3rd inns.) - POTM
10* vs Ind, 2025 (3rd inns.)

>>149959634
>absolutely disgusting
Not surprising with the budwater on the table.

Get him a pint of Tiger.

is Bumrah still putting effort in?

>>149959847
...nh..80 mph this entire test

Let Stokes get his ton, 200 lead on the board, then baz it to 250 and put bindia in.

>>149959866
he just bowled 85 and 86 mph

k
but when he puts the effort, he gets to 90+

>Alex Hartley hosts a dinner party
>just ordered a shit ton of pizza
Tell she’s from Blackburn

"AAHHHHAYYAYAYAYYA HUMMMINNAIAIAA AYAYAYAYAAYAAA MMAAAAAUAUAUANAHAYA"
"no"
>one review left
*silence*

>>149959912
should get fined for excessive appealing if you do this more than once.

>>149959918
Mike Denness tried to enforce the rule and penalise cheating jeets for this and they threw a MASSIVE bitch fit.

ffs

>cheating
umm..hate the game not the playah fella
it's all fair if players can convince ump to give out on-field
get better tech and eliminate ump decisions altogether

fuck what a beauty

yeah you'd like to bowl that one

>bumrah in to clean up the tail
many such cases
>>149959939
I remember that lol.

WE LOST THE MORLA VICTORY NO 600 ITS OGRE BROS WE MIGHT WIN THE MATCH BUT LOST THE MORALS
GG WP IONDIA

what sort of name is brydon?

>>149960022
good line then kept low. typical day 4 wicket tbqh

>>149960020
Wasn’t just that Sachin Fraudulkar was ball tampering in the same game and he tried to penalise him as well for it but the BCCI claimed it was all racism and people were rioting in Indian cities about it.

>>149960069
law firm ah type name

>>149960046
>I remember
>2001

>>149960069
south african innit

>>149960069
Such a white trash name, I though Englander Saffas are all Cape Town tarqs

I thought all bongs we’re banned

I bet Washy has some kind of AMG Mercedes on finance

just seen kloppo

>>149960184
ofcom gave us special dispensation to /cric/post

>>149960153
presumably they're the ones who can't afford to emigrate

>bumrah's first 100
that's a mad stat

kek Bumboy 100

>>149960184
we are, we're posting from the rebel HQ right now

>>149960069
reckon deanoesque..one with the tracksuit, sauna, and room for a financed beamer

Bazzyballers in the house tonight

even the tail is smashing him for boundaries

>>149960184
It is an essential, inalienable human right to be able to discuss cricket freely as an Englishman

Need to smash it so they can get the jeets in before the rain comes in.

Arse slapping Bumfun all over now. Exposed

brb

>>149960293
tomorrow looks clear now, rest of today also.

>>149960320
looks like that photo of yeltsin following the failed KGB coup

India looks morally buttblasted, England might not bat again. Pathetic

WAIT MORAL VICTORY BACK ON THE CARDS 600 INC I NEVER DOUBTED
WE CAN DO IT BAZ

bumrah would bowl so much better with a proper run up and some technique adjustments

Thought England lost the narrative when Pant came out on one leg, not so sure now

>>149960389
you mean he'd actually bowl

>>149960396
>one legged pant
Should change his name to Skirt

>>149960389
You mean tensing your whole body and awkwardly waddling to the left isn't prime athleticism?

>>149960396
stokes lost his future bloodline and came back out to bat, pant didn't even come out to field.

>>149960431
Luckily his Deano legacy is already secured

How come Siraj is so likeable when Bumrah clearly isn't?

I love a good Athers "Ooooouuuuuffffpppphhhh"

>>149960453
did you not see shitraj do a siu yday after finally getting a wicket in return for giving away 100+

>>149960450
peeweed.com

>>149960480
yes it's based because he's at old trafford

BEN CHOKES aaaammmoirite?¿

don't see what stopping stokesey from just tonking siraj back over his head

that was an easy two but stokes walked it
proper team player

>>149960519
not the same ground mate

sir bejamin centch

brb

go Stokes!! wow! Very nice!

corrrr this rugby game is bretty good

SIIUUUU

Now start twatting it Stokesy

Based Stokes

>Root to 2nd leading run maker
>Stokes 100 and a 5fer
>Could hit 600
>Stokes could pass 7000 runs
Beautiful numbers

>>149960589
just saw oz were mashing the atlantic archipelago until the fightback
oh well its just as fun seeing bindia toil

come on lads, smash it now, stop dicking about and get them in before lunch

Without his manhood to lead him astray, Bennhartha Stokesama can break the cycle of samsara and reach the pure land

cheeky little shotty

What a weird little mong that was whinging about not getting 600

>>149960690
egg on their face

Always hated that freak

WALLOP

s i x

i

x

Now for some humiliating bazzing

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Baz my balls Stokesy

drinks is it? time to do my washing up

>>149960728
NOOOO BAZBALL IS BLOODY DEAD SIRS!!!!!!!

god it feels so good to be pummeling there smarmy cunts into the ground
get FUCKED

Really looking forward to reclaiming the Bopara-Pujara cup

>>149960745
>that picture
KEK

>>149960770
it's the yardy-vihari trophy lad

Just imagine the sounds of the designated shitting streets now as the chubby disgruntled Indian fans let out deep angry groans while unloading their bowels

I find it funny, very funny indeed, Indians have words like bum, poo and shit in their names for a country and culture that has terrible toilet habits and hygiene

kek

Poondians absolutely RATTLED

poothrows

>Indian fielding
at this rate they might as well get on the first plane going from manchester to delhi

why are some indians black(poodarsan), some indian looking(poordul) and some persian looking(kampooj)

Imagine a nice comfy test series with Japan

>>149960823
it's a large country with many cultures

>Indian bowling
>Indian fielding
>Indian batting

>>149960828
Pitches are shit, mate

give these arseholes some challenging pitch or conditions and they will go to their nannies. feasting like anyone on these flatties

>>149960823
its a completely made up country. hilarious they say the same thing about pakistan when india is even more unwieldy. you can bring up any British empire era massacre that happened in india and another ethnic group there will tell you, actually, that was a good thing.

>>149960828
They’d commit sudoku when they lose

cor

based stokesey really bazzing it up

I don't know how cricketers put up with the constant time pressure

Stokes aiming for a million

POOTAL POOMILIATION

>>149960823
>Sudharshan
South Indian
>Shardul
Central Indian
>Kamboj
North Indian

Could this be considered bullying?

>>149960846
Are you talking about the Indian bowling or the English batting? lol. Whilst I’d usually agree if you meant the latter, this pitch isn’t a road. There’s plenty in it for a seamer or spinner and it’s going to be difficult for a 4th inning on day 5, probably why England haven’t declared.

300 lead then declare I reckon

even carsey getting in on the action

>now getting Bazzed by Carse
K E K

Gambhir is finished

>>149960846
if it's such a pancake maybe you should have batted >us out of the game in the first dig then, but you didn't so you cry about it instead hahahahahaha

>>149960873
well fair desu, I am kind of coping right now

Why did India send their B team? Seems a mistake imo

>>149960919
psh psh psh

>>149960919
looking cute anon

We need this nigga back

>>149960941
ummm .."no"

>>149960966
corrr

>>149960936
lord farquhad

>>149960966
*boots the cat*

going to start cooking at lunch time i think
a classic ratatouille lasagne i think

Stokes is doing a big mistake by not declaring now there is rain forecasted for tomorrow

>>149960988
india all out in two sessions flat

I think this england team might just be the greatest of all time

>>149960988
>he thinks India are making it out of today

poonders the poooint of picking shartdul shartkur if Subhuman isn't going to bowl him

Lads I thought Bazball was dead what happened?

>>149960919
nice kitty

gambhir out
morkel and cronies OUT
agarkar out

shastri in

end of

Embarrassing from India

>Stokes
typical dismissal for him

We haven't won a test series against a real opponent for over an year now, its not looking good bros

>no 150 + fifer
story won ngl

>>149961029
You beat New Zealand?

>>149961029
East Indies same as the West Indies

>>149960994
>>149960998
The way this pitch is playing, I would be surprised if we loose more than 2

>sending fartcher out
just peeclare

>>149960919
cute!

>>149961048
u are underestimating this Indian team's incompetence fella

>Stokes getting ignored
KWAB

>>149961040
We got whitewashed
>>149961045
well at least we are good at white ball

All these Indians know is their brainrot 20/20 shite

>>149960919
cat xD

>>149961063
how many wtc finals have u lot made it to fella?

>>149961069
Kek gottem

TWACK

>>149961077
tabla x
locals have been chirpin' a bunch ngl
shut em good innit¿

CARSE
HE BOWLS LIKE ARSE
INDIA BOWLS EVEN WARSE

2 centurions in England side.

4 bowlers getting centuries for us

>>149961069
>muh over rates

He double hit that and went for a run. That should be out Hit The Ball Twice.

To the tune “in cars”

>Here’s Brydon Carse
>he’s bowling like shit
>we don’t know why he’s picked
>drop him before the ashes
>Brydon Carse

>>149961107
>except for the sole purpose of guarding his/her wicket

Is missing out on the half century a narrative loss?

>>149961129
Just happy they know they have the day off tomorrow

FUCK BINDIANS

That's all

Realistically, would Joe root getting a couple of centuries in the upcoming ashes put him above Virat as a test batter?

>>149961148
He's already better

switching to the rugby until 3rd innings

>>149961148
nah

The local broadcasters has already started advertising for the 5th test kek

>>149961127
Taking off to attempt a run means it wasn't for the sole purpose of guarding his wicket.

>>149961148
He’s already above Pissrat as a batsman.
see >>149932876

>>149961129
Siraj really is a moron

just need to bat through 5 sessions
simple.as x

>>149961174
Biased list, Williamson is not even better than Virat

good news is that we won't see ANUSFUL and SHARTFUL bowl again
thank. FUCK

Going into lunch 2 wickets down lads

Virat Kohli is just an Indian Babar Azam

>>149961189
Pretty sure Williamson has a better average and scored more runs?

Someone post the all-time run scorers

Has cricket become too athletic for the average Indian male?

GONE FUCK OFF CUNT
(WAITING 20 seconds)

GOTTEM
FUCK OFF

GONE GOT HIM

LMAO

>>149961231
I meant 3

based rooty tooty

POOLAPSE

brb

>>149961252
He's a home track bully m8

Breed me Daddy Woakes

kek

HOLY FUCK

GONE OUT FUCK OFF IT'S AN EARLY LUNCH FOR YOU CUNT

>>149961231
Might be a bit conservative

lmao

FUCKING HELL

ANOTHER ONE
HE GOT ANOTHER ONE

didn't expect india to give up this hard

w o a k e s

Lmao, do India have a moral obligation to just delcare at this point?

Hahaha what the fuck

state

Pure cowardice from India

>wallabies btfo
>india btfo
kek KEK

lovely little glance to slip there

>>149961189
>>149961252
>KS Williamson (NZ) 9276 runs @ 54.88 in 186 innings
>V Kohli (Ind) 9230 runs @ 46.85 in 210 innings
>>149961294
and poohli wasn’t?

How long did it take India to take just two wickets kek

>Sudharsan
kek what the fuck was he doing

Can't even blame the boys here, they are just tired here. This is literally a repeat of what happened to England in 2nd innings of 2nd Test

we just won the rugby ashes lads
next up the cricket ashes

>>149961427
>next up the cricket ashes

one hand on the urn already lad

>>149961427
I missed the two wickets but caught the pozzie whinging for a TMO kek

needed a 4-1 to send gambhir and cronies packing
thank you englel

But the Rugby League Ashes isn’t for another couple of months?

>rugby league

Real sports only

putting a cheeky £500 on a Dawson fifer

cant believe you guys are watching the test when theres a t20 final between two powerhouses happening

>>149961508
reckon there won't be 5 left to get when he comes out haha

>>149961518
almost lunch in the real cricket fella
will give your game a courteous 40min watch

>>149961381
Williamson is objectively worse, he averages less than 50 everywhere except new Zealand, Pakistan, uae and bangladesh

get rid of mel jones ffs

What will the defeated Indian boys have for lunch?

Hahaha get fucked bindians

>>149961556
korma with a tear soaked naan

lunch it is then
time for a beer

>>149961585
Might actually nip out and get me a couple to toast this obvious England victory

>>149961231
based knower

Loving this

>british and irish lions
can a rugger lad explain why they agree to this? I thought the micks hated our guts

>>149961544
Kohli averaged less than 50 everywhere except Indian, his average in Australia and England is only slightly higher than Williamson.
>objectively
clearly you have no understanding of the word.

blowie here, is 2 for -311 a good score?

>>149961611
The other home nations didn't tour the southern hemisphere until relatively recently. Furthermore until Ireland finally won a series over NZ, they were all far too shit to beat the likes of NZ, Oz, and SA unless they teamed up with the Lions which has run tours there for decades.

Kohli is the worst of the big four. end of discussion.

>>149961611
It's simply a zany meaningless all-star match and for some reason we're told it isn't cringe at all
Basically rugby's version of Soccer Aid

reckon smith goes to 4th for being a cheat personally

>>149961660
yeah very true, ball starts moving a tad and he's clueless
https://youtu.be/DkKO77OOcoo

>>149961623
clearly better than williamson

>>149961660
he's also a quitter
*glad he did though, his saving grace perhaps

Do these cunts ever shut up about 2005?

>>149961707
>Kohli away average 41.5
>Williamson away average 41.8
Yh clearly way better. Fucking idiot.

>>149961733
>still not over it 20 years later

jfc

>>149961743
I mean that's just on the surface, if you dig deeper it's obvious that his away average is boosted by those flatties in UAE and Pakistan

>>149961772
>h-he's better be-because I s-s-s-s-said so okay?

If you shaved Ponting's head you'd get Ian Hislop

>>149961518
>new memeland
>shit africa
>in zimbooby

no thanks

>>149961772
why didnt kohli capitalise on those UAE and Pakistan pitches? huh?

its bedtime

>>149961848
Saturday mate, stay up till Tea like the rest of us

I can't believe my Idols Shane Warne and Hulk Hogan are dead

where did everyone go?

not gonna stick around for fester in 'chester tyvm

>>149961944
lunch

anyone here remember risabh pant? lol

Corr look at this cricket in the live reporting.

>>149961975
Rubbish Pants? Never heard of him.

>>149961995
the eurhoes kek

sharing a hotel room with a mate
separate double beds but theyre facing each other across the room. very strange layout

>>149961944
lunch

>strong brave athletic Stoke gets his knob pulverised and scores 141
>weak little quitter Panties gets a banter ball on the toe and literally gives up

>>149962049
>Indians have a meltdown because England keep aiming at the broken foot, as if they wouldn't do the same

I see a new Air Bud movie is coming out next year. Switched the dog out for a black lab

England gonna win this by an innings innit

India gonna lose this by ten wickets innit

Is bowling India just before lunch the best time? They've not had a curry for three hours by that point.

>using British slang
youre such a brit irelad

reckon jof's done stokesey dirty there

brushed the bottom flap that was out

Do they lose the review for that? The pad was ahead of the bat but the frame-rate wasn't fast enough.

If there's no conclusive evidence to overturn, you should keep your review like Umpires Call in lbw

>>149961995
If they don't have a minutes silence for Hulk Hogan before the women's footy final tomorrow I'll never watch women's footy again.

>>149962170
nah, very different situations

where do the Indian players shit when they're in the changing room? no easy street access...

Whats this fat fucks problem just give outs and put the pooboys out of their misery

>>149962199
they handscoop it out of the bowl for depositing later

>down on his knees
>whole team screaming
>don't review
fine the cunts

>>149962199
In the showers obviously, what else would they use them for?

>>149962219
you have to put pressure on the umps for later decisions
especially when you're a review dowb

INDIA TAKES A 1 POINT LEAD OVER THE OTHER NUMBER IN THE SCORELINE

>>149962180
How? They're literally both umpire's call

>>149962219
>Wanting to take money from other men because they were too noisy

A jew perhaps?

>>149962236
one is created from the deficiencies of the technology and the inability to be certain of where the ball is going to hit
the other is a lack of evidence to overturn a decision. there is no computer modelling that needs to be considered and an allowance given for

three plumb lbws

>>149962278
>one is created from the deficiencies of the technology and the inability to be certain of where the ball is going to hit
>the other is created from the deficiencies of the technology and the inability to be certain of where the ball has hit

>>149962291
thanks mate, ill take your concession politely

>>149962329
You're Australian, you're incapable of doing anything politely.

lbw looms

mad how on day 5 at lord's this series looked wide open, in favour of the tourists

Why do these cheating cunts keep using their legs to stop the ball hitting the wicket?

letting them get away now

since when is a rolls royce reliable

think he just wanted the alliteration there personally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkjr4x10kSQ
will they?

>screaming down the stadium
>no review
many such cases

>>149961995
>>149962013
would each and every one

umpires should carry decibel meters and if your appeal is over a certain volume the opposing team gets a wicket back

>>149962590
This is beyond autism

/rug/ mentioned

>>149962590
Should be the opposite. Half hearted appeals get punished

>>149962630
See >>149961114

>>149962590
teams would be on minus numbers every time they played india

A wicket perhaps?

>>149962645
spikes went in the shiny side, clear accident

Good day lads. Looks like I missed a bit of action in the first session.

>>149962645
The cheek of this darker complexion individual

>>149962683
>tfw I remember spacky exists

>>149962660
>it's okay to ball tamper because it slightly benefits india now, then england for another 70 overs

>>149962590
the stumps already have decibel meters just use those

>>149962724
no the old men controlling the game must have more equipment in their oversized pockets

>Steamroll an entire tournament winning every game by a huge margin
>Lose one game by a small margin
>Lose the tournament
Is this actually fair? Who makes these rules please? Moral victory for New Zealand surely...

beat the opponent in front of you

50 up for India, story lost

>>149962770
>win a bunch of games that don't matter
>lose the game that does matter
is this unfair?

>>149962770
Everything in sports is fair

https://www.youtube.com/live/_nlrvQYXFA4?feature=shared finally getting the good YouTube recommendations

>>149962770
SAF will choke, don't worry

>>149962723
but why would they want a tamper to benefit india at all
you're making stuff up because he almost did a mcgrath on the ball

think England might want their bowlers to take a couple of wickets in the next over or so

India are controlling the narrative now

>>149963026
Madman

those two early wickets lulled the indian batspeople into a true sense of security

wrap this up today lads ta

>>149963070
can't believe we're not going to win because stokes had to have a baz

>>149962843
None of the games matter

>>149962885
Damn I nearly forgot. Thanks SAF.

Thorpey jumped in front of a train

Who's this fucking joker bowling now?

England needs to take another wicket here. Cant rely on old man Stokes to save them again.

>>149963182
much more dignified than taking your own life on the toilet in a thai bathroom tbg

>>149963182
no but steven train iykwim haha

>>149963182
He died doing what he loved. Doing rails.

You blokes drinking?

I still remember Stokes' debut vividly. So many years have passed, yet it feels like it wasn't that long ago.

>>149963279
yeah a cup of tea

saffas got this kiwis gonna choke

>>149963279
Yeah. Vodka is pretty grim.

>>149963279
Bout to crack open a McEwans Champion

thorpe must have been pretty tiresome to hang out with if his mental health poolapsed that badly in a few years

>>149963351
Nah! Thorpey haha! Happy go lucky Thropey he was a great bloke! Funny guy! And fun to be around!

>David Lloyd, England coach from 1996 to 1999, was critical of Thorpe's attitude, accusing him of being surly and divisive.[201]
pretty bad if even bumble takes a break from telling 15-minute long jokes and calls you out

>Hollioake
>Maynard
>Thorpe
Surrey cricketers should just walk everywhere

How on earth did Ian Ward manage to play test cricket?

“Thorpey” unironically killed himserk over leaking a vid of the lads having a sesh during Covid times. absolute soft fucking dog

>>149963594
think it was more the ECB sacking him over the series loss that did him in
again perhaps his personality was a bit shit and nobody in the cricketing world thought "hm bit worried about thorpey i should check in on him" before he got bowled by the 8.47 to waterloo station

DOWN

You now remember Peter Handscomb.

Test Cricket is the last good sport left, everything else has gone to shit. But brown dog fucking RAT Indians want to ruin that too

ayy lmao

>>149963665
Yes, he is leading >us to promotion this year.

Fucking brown rats should just stay in their own country

>>149963677
Hey who ruined GAYFL? Indians? No it was white faggots mate. Cricket is an Indian sport, deal with it. Cricket in England is still the best no matter what.

>>149963555
>Maynard subsequently fled the scene on foot and the police were unable to locate him.
should have checked the non-striker end

Oh my god they choked again

This was an absolutely legendary choke, almost a shame it was in a meaningless tournament. Why are they like this?

Create a newie thanks mate

>>149963734
You did it!

>>149963721
The county championship is the best cricket comp in the world yes. I am jealous of it

England have thrown this away, it's over

Wish we could throw all the brown subhuman filth away that have infested our country (and yours)

If Joe root had any self respect he would
Of retired like that south African fella did. He’s not fit to tie ponting’s shoelaces

one day, very soon, they will all be removed

the time is coming

Yeah newie thanks mate

at this rate the only way they'll be removed is if the countries they moved to completely lose their appeal.

Reckon NZ shouldn't even exist as a country and should just be an Aussie state.

>>149963279
can of Diet Coke, might have some whiskey later

Can Cutting?
Will Ferguson?

omeprazole has heemed my acid reflux to such a degree it's actually worsened my drinking, which i still limit to fridays/saturdays only. but on the friday i drink enough (about eight pints) that i still feel terrible around this time on saturday.
post a newie or i'll continue blogging.

Recommend me a sword and sandal adventure to watch mate

Fuck any gay cunt that likes watching t20

>>149963936
i have been taking that shit everyday for the past six years it's a miracle drug you're not special, i eat garbage and drink gutrot goon everyday.

>>149964001
Fucking THIS!!!!!

If you want a good example of how the world has gone to shit look at how those black fucking monkeys in the carribean lap up t20 but refuse to turn up for test cricket. Bet they love nigger shit like basketball and soccer too

>>149964023
didn't say anything about "special" did i dog cunt
it's more of a dilemma

>>149950586 (OP)
>JE Root now the 2nd highest all-time run scorer in Test cricket.

Still no century in Australia against Australia. Oh dear.

>>149964080
Shows how irrelevant Australia is

>>149964079
blog more you gassy poof

>>149963936
unironically is omeprazole related to pantoprazole
i should get another script if so

>>149964080
Really? I'm actually surprised

>>149964110
Fuck off brown rat cunt

root could have scored centuries in australia but he felt overtaking poonting would be harsh enough on their weak little pozzie constitutions

>>149964141
Whiter than you Abbo

>>149964080
not long left ;)

It's hard to rate Root. He's never hard carried Englel, nor has he performed in a high-pressure moment. Out of the fag 4, he's easily the worst.

>>149964162
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes

actually it was fair game by ponting to provide live commentary on the moment root overtook him in the test run scoring charts.
you just know that tendulkar will be too poowardly to commentate on the moment root overtakes him for the #1 spot in australia in half a year's time.

>>149964199
meant for
>>149964110

>>149964199
we won the pooniun ashes TODAY

Ponting, having already been bullied live on Sky Sports over losing his record, was then asked to opine on - what else? - the 2005 Ashes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVnZjcJbVOU

>>149964185
He has literally won this test single handedly

>>149964218
>only relevant when talking about a series against England

England will never take a wicket again :(

>>149964273
sorry meant >only relevant when taking down a 500 year reich at a sport >they invented

>>149964289
AM I EVER GONNA SEE THE WICK AGAIN
BRING BACK BRING BACK THE WICK

fuck NIGGERS and fuck brown DOGS

>>149964309
Exactly, we make you relevant. When it's not the Ashes you're literally nobodies.

AUSTRALIA FOR AUSTRALIANS

Niggers, indians and gooks are the symptom, Jews are the disease

>>149964415
No but Steven May

>>149964393
anyone know which country currently holds the dardenelles
anyone know which country is dogshit at giving intel

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK BROWN CUNTS
FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN SHITHOLE COUNTRY
FUCK OFF WE’RE FULL

anyone else having a drink during the cricket?

>Ponting being bullied about 2005 again
Based

>>149964494
based

I HATE NIGGERS

>>149964512
>full bodied
>thick
>foamy head
>the beer's not bad either

>>149964523
Ponting will have his home again
Can you say the same?

>>149964550
What? Are you drunk again Bruce?

>>149964550
Pontings home has been overrun by Indians. Even in Launceston they are everywhere, they’re a fucking disease

Vermin belong in the fucking sewer

>>149964550
THIS IS BLASPHEMY THIS IS MADNESS IYKWIM HAHA

member that harmo bowl that proved ponting bleeds red haha not seen that reshown by sky a gazillion times

Fuck Indian dogs and fuck niggers

pmsl bindia

>>149964563
wrong vidrel meant
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qb67Y638rHI

https://youtu.be/gjqVEJnEdUI?si=PDWi61bMwGaVKQY-
The absolute state of it all

draw confirmed

Wild how in the uk you can go to jail for saying a mean thing online while paki dogs are free to roam the streets raping children without any repercussion

>>149964583
doesn't mean they can't be kicked out

I’m fucking fed up, I’ve had enough, I won’t be silent any longer

bake a newie

>>149964131
>>149964176
The pressure is on for the ashes series, I hope he gets it, it will be interesting betting odds.

I’m the only one willing to call it how it is . Seriously just imagine how much better the world would be if all the black people died

>>149964599
How do you pronounce Leffe, anon?

how did Johnny Rebel ever get on the radio with song titles like that?

>>149964705
leffey because it's the most fun

>>149964704
>economy collapses because no-one wants to mine rare earth minerals for 5 cents a day

>there was no economy before rare earth minerals were mined
41% yourself

>>149964715
My nigga

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?

>>149964750
>>149964750
>>149964750

You can't fix the world by eliminating one race. Another one will fuck it up for everyone. Even if the world was just made up of one race, there'll be some retarded dispute about their identity (I.E how white one is on 4chan) and it'll just end up being the same way. I fucking hate all of you.

>>149964785
post nose