Thread 149952042

when will we be rid of these troublesome bongs subedition

this year is assna's year

Don't all three of those players have trophies tho?

some real gazumpings going on in the market

Arsenal will finish 2nd again
Saka will be sold to Liverpool at the end of the season as he enters the last year of his contract
Arsenal then drop to midtable and sack Arteta for Big Sam

new thread new me

>>149952079
This. I'm ITK and Liverpool are preparing £100m bid for Saka next year. It's why Arsenal signed Madueke because they know Saka is gone.

>>149952069
sunderchads we are RICH
hate that it's jewish money though

>>149952064
Anon, I…

>wasting his career at arseshit
why

>>149952069
Fucking hell Sunderland, bit keen lads

>>149952042 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Am47jKUFMw

>>149952108
But they do?
>Gabriel
Croatian title
Croatian Cup
>Saka
FA Cup
>Gyokeres
Portuguese League title x2
Portuguese Cup
(and Swedish 2nd division title)

>>149952069
Disgusting soulless money club, should be investigated

>>149952069
you haven't seen anything yet

>>149952069
What’s Bournemouth doing with the Huijsen, Kerkez, Zabaryni money?

>>149952183
what kind of nightclub is open at 7pm

>>149952069
62.5 + 65 = 127.5

>>149952197
Disco Dive (indy is a nonce)

> Newcastle's Alexander Isak offered £600,000-a-week tax-free deal by Al-Hilal
>Newcastle striker open to leaving St James' Park
>Al-Hilal are owned by Saudi's Private
Investment Fund
Uhmmmm liversissies?

>>149952244
wouldnt that still fuck up their PSR or whatever big time. i had read that they were only offering 200k or some shit to isak because of psr and liverpool were offering more which turned his head
idk how psr works for the record

>>149952197
more raves are doing from 3pm to 11 so everyone can go to sleep at a more sensible hour

>>149952279
>wouldnt that still fuck up their PSR or whatever big time.

what its all kebab offering it

>>149952279
surely they can do a city and just spend their way out of trouble

>>149952305
>>149952312
i'm dumb, i thought it was saying the saudis would fund a 600k a week contract for him AT newcastle. ignore me.

Newcastle can have Mitrovic

>>149952244
Alvarez to 'pool back on

eze to arsenal back on?

>>149952244
Is this the PIFs new tactic? When big teams try to big dog Newcastle by out bidding and offering higher wages the PIF will swoop in and offer them even more ridiculous wages? Either the player stays at Newcastle or the saudis get another player for their dead league they’re trying to force, or they make prem teams start paying even more exorbitant wages and get in PSR trouble.

>>149952244
Would it be the most humiliating moment in Newcastle's history if he refused double the Liverpool wage just so he could join a big club like Liverpool instead of staying under the Saudi thumb?

*moves to Liverpool*

Wat do, /sp/?

>>149952410
shitpost unbearably

do eritreans like saudi arabia

>>149952417
they are basically somalians who are basically arabs so im going to go with yes

what is the rest of the league to do if players are turning down 750k a week for Liverpool at 195k?

>>149952410
post on a vpn my swedish pol folder as revenge

Hearing strong rumours from my various sources that Paqueta will get off scot free

>>149952440
buy africans

>>149952455
RFN TORPEDOOOOOOO

>>149952455
>scared to use his full name after he got a 3 day racism ban
kek

>>149952487
Mods are trying to supress me because I'm such a threat to mainstream/traditional media. Honestly it's disgusting censorship. Also I got banned for threating to shit down leafanon's mothers' mouth.

>>149952515
lmao you're a pussy

>>149952417
Isak is not the kind of person who thinks deeply about politics, my dude.

>>149952470
don't get duped by RFN, if you've ever looked into cold reading (I have extensively), you'd realize he uses various ancient enchantments, as well as a taking a dosage of LSD (strength unknown) and going four stories underground to a secret government bunker where he stares at a metallic wall which helps him remote view inside the offices of premier league clubs

>>149952523
He believes in Juche. He"s going to play in the North Korean league after he leaves Liverpool.

>>149952522
Really rude that mate, apologise this instant

>>149952546
based

>>149952532
He's right a lot of the time to be fair

>>149952515
Based, fuck the tranny leaf

Liverpool were tricked into buying Ekitike to force Newcastle's hand over Isak and now they're stuck with the cunt and won't be getting Isak

>>149952562
anyone travelling into the consciousness of mbeumos agent would know that

>>149952592
Manchester United will rise again

>>149952592
MANCHESTER

>>149952592
Manchester has won 21/33 titles...
Liverpool has won 2/33.

remember when dave started rooting for city because he claimed their victories were victories for the city of manchester as a whole

Alexander Isak has been offered a staggering £600,000-a-week tax-free deal by Al-Hilal in Saudi Arabia with further lucrative bonuses on top. Player is interested in the move. More to follow.

(Source: The Guardian)

back on our perch

Why does Man United get bantered for not winning the league since 2013?

Liverpool went THIRTY ONE years without winning a title.

>>149952662
have you been on any /mug/ threads
they totally do

>>149952679
Is English your first language?

>>149952592
boob hill

>>149952654
saudis know it's over

>>149952662
I was giving them shit for it for as long as I could and even *'d it when they did win one

>>149952690
Hes right. United would have to go another 20 years of being winless losers to match Liverpool.

>>149952654
not happening

>>149952662
liverpool never dropped below 8th, even in the banter era with roy hodgson saying relegation was a distinct possibility
united just finished 15th

>>149952704
Oh no they'll get a fine!!!!

>>149952704
as if this has stopped anyone before lmao. how naive are you.

>>149952720
Do you get a trophy for that?

>>149952684
clearly not because i misread this
i shall retreat to be at one with my humiliation

>>149952654
I would be quite upset if Isak destroys his career for more shekels.

>>149952720
warra trophy

>>149952720
Liverpool was in the 2nd division in the 50s. Only won stuff in the 70s because they bought it. The original Chelsea.

>>149952597
>and won't be getting Isak

C O P E
O
P
E

>>149952736
Hehehe

>>149952700
*18 years, soon to be 17. Clock's ticking daveyboy.

>>149952822
Gonna pmsl when liverpool win nothing this season

>>149952822
Did he actually say that?

>>149952862
Yes. He also said at the start of the season "I don't think Liverpool will finish top 6" and then he was asked "Well where will they finish then?" and he replied "Fifth."

>>149952069
Is this with the assumption that Gyokeres hasn't signed for Arsenal yet? Cause him, Zubimendi, and Madueke together would be about 150m. With Norgaard, Mosquera, and Kepa added it'll be about 180-190m.

Looking forward to the scousers booing Isak when he leaves them for Real Madrid in two years time

>>149952947
On a free

>>149952146
>>Saka
>FA Cup
Sad.desu

Isak knew immediately Gyokeres to Arsenal was confirmed that Gyokeres would be the biggest name in Sweden and knew he couldn’t match that at Newcastle.

>>149952113
>wasting his career
he's almost 30 m8 he already wasted his career bouncing between Brighton reserves and midtable in the Championship

>>149953051
I mean it's kinda true. In the NT Gyökeres is the main man.

>Manchester United head coach Ruben Amorim insists the club will not sell unwanted players on the cheap and he is prepared to welcome them back into the fold if necessary
There's no way they're selling them all for a decent fee, if at all.
Malacia they especially need to just terminate the contract of, he's got the stench of Dele Alli about him, head's gone.

Also, Gyökeres won the "best Swedish player" award last year. Isak's never won it yet.

>>149953066
>>149953089
you're my favourite /arse/ poster (derogatory)

Just heard Isak has said NO to Al-Hilal. He's willing to take the "pay cut" to join Liverpool.

>>149953089
It's funny how no one cares about Guldbollen after Zlatan retired. It's barely in the news.

>Chelsea just put £400m into their accounts by 'issuing shares'
Well they can afford Isak now. So that's £1.4bn their owners have put into it to boost their finances.

>>149953062
>he's almost 30
3 years is not 'almost' 30. 'Almost 30' would be 29 with under a year left until he hits it.

>>149953217
I don't think even Todd believes he could sign Isak for 150m and flip him for a profit in 2 years

>>149953257
Like I said, nearly 30. He'll be there before you can blink.
Hopefully 2 years of slotting penalties against Rio Ave has prepared him for another shot an English football

>BREAKING: Alexander Isak, new Liverpool player as every document has now been approved and exchanged.

>Liverpool and Newcastle completed the process with formal authorization to travel — medical to start in next 24h.

>Isak, coming soon.

Are you ready for the Liverkino, /trans/troons?

>>149953364
UMMM SOURCE?
also, as a liverpool customer, i am excited by how quick they're doing business of course but really hate nike and wish all the signing shit was in the new adidas
when does that start, august 1st?

How can he be a Liverpool player when a bid hasn't even been submitted yet, genius.

>>149953089
>Zlatan won it 12 times
>Larsson won it twice

Opinion discarded.

>>149953380
It's literally just from a random african twitter account lol

>>149953407
Zlatan was the best player in Sweden by a wide margin, while Henrik Larsson had more competition.

When has a galactico team ever been successful?

>>149953431
yeah to be expected. i was just kidding with the UMM SOURCE?
i honestly don't think isak is gonna happen, i think nunez stays and starts the first like third of the season then ekitike takes over if he's settled in
im actually more interested in the outgoings right now than isak, diaz nunez elliott, i count konate as a potential outgoing but there's talk he might do a new contract, who knows
but feels like everyones running out of time the first match is in what 3 weeks?

>>149953452
Isak is joining AND Darwin is staying. Diaz is leaving and Darwin plays LW too.

>>149953441
2025/2026 Liverpool invincible quintuple

>>149953464
i think gambling on gakpo (who i like for the record) and darwin at left wing for the entire season is kinda risky

>>149953478
As opposed to selling Diaz and having only one singular LW, which is clearly much less risky. Thanks for the terrific insight.

>>149953452
What the fuck would >we sell Elliott for? The only club in for him is West Ham (lol, lmao even) and he's literally the best-placed replacement for Salah in the long-term (being ten years younger and all).

If he absolutely insists that he needs to be an automatic starter right this minute, if needs must just let him dick around for a year in Roma with Evan Ferguson.

Selling him would be completely insane.

>>149953500
Elliott is being sold btw. Buy-back clause, but still being sold. Frimpong is positioned to replace Salah longterm.

>>149953488
well if isak doesnt happen, nunez is gonna get a lot of gametime at center forward, so i would hope they would realize selling diaz is bad and dont do it
was more my point

>>149953500
>What the fuck would >we sell Elliott for?
i dont think slot believes in him and elliott might want to leave for his own career

>>149953464
Liverpool fucking need to get rid of Darwin. They should have just accept the 45M from Napoli instead of talking to the fuckig Saudis. It would have been genuinely interesting to see how he got on in the Italian league with the Champions.

Darwin isn't leaving. Isak isn't joining. Just accept it ahead of time so you don't chimp out like the deluded fucks in this fanbase huffing hopium right now on X.

also forgot about tsimikas in my list of outgoings. wonder if he sticks around just cause they wont get much for him.

>>149953500
>he's literally the best-placed replacement for Salah in the long-term
just yesterday I was told salah is being replaced by some scottish dork

>Arsenal 'set to ramp up pursuit of Eberechi Eze' after finally landing Viktor Gyokeres as they look to strike £60m deal with Crystal Palace
@MailSport

>>149953597
*some scottish doak

>>149953468
Setting yourself up for failure

I just want my team to play hard, have fun, show appreciation to the team and fanbase, and win every trophy

>>149953664
what trophy is that then the old stanley haha
nah youre alright

>>149952149
No one knows who you're talking about.

>>149952079
>Arsenal will finish 2nd again
lmao
Maybe 4th.

>>149953597
the scotch messi, ben doak, you mean? show some respect
(he's going to be in the championship or lower PL within 2 years)

Manure fans actually think they can get Cole Palmer.

>>149953588
Tsimikas would get around 35M right now, but there is bizarrely little coming out from Liverpool about wanting to sell. To me, this suggests that they are holding onto him until near the end of the transfer window in order to coax a team from the Continent into going got a panic buy.

Otherwise, he's just going to a mid-table club like Riise did.

>>149953752
>Tsimikas would get around 35M
You mean 10M and the media would say 35M

>>149953752
>Tsimikas would get around 35M right now
i dont know how many years are left on his contract but 35m is bananas. i'd say like 15m max

>>149953752
>Tsimikas would get around 35M right now
No he wouldnt lol

>>149953761
He was a solid player. Quansah went for 35. Plenty of mid-table teams would want him to start for them (though I also have no idea what his contract looks like).

Still, makes no sense not to advertise him when you're trying to sell multiple other players to raise some revenue for Isak. Makes me think Slot is holding out as he thinks he can get more near the end of the Window.

>>149953834
There is no world where Kostas Tsimikas is a £35m player.

>>149953834
Quansah is 22, you mong.

>>149953834
Yeah people will be fighting over each other to pay £35m for a 29 year old who's played 66 matches in 5 years.
I swear to G-d you're either the most retarded poster on here or a master troll.

>>149953834
quansah is very young and homegrown and has shown flashes of talent
tsimikas is 29 and hasn't proven to be much more than an okay backup
i brought him up cause i kinda forgot he was still at the club, with robertson apparently staying cause the atletico thing fell through and kerkez now here, no room for tsimikas so he has to go
unless they want to keep him around as a vibes guy? which seems silly

>>149953850
>>149953860
>>149953866
>he unironically doesn't rate Tsimikas

This why you don't have 6 Champions Leagues.

>>149953912
I love the Scouse Greek. You're still just retarded.

been using the free version of proton vpn for ages now just turn it on when needed always good enough does the job
worried all these "wankers" pun intended will ruin it

>>149953912
>£35m for a now third-choice left back
You are actually braindead.

>>149953929
Has your internet been slow as fuck since this Ofcom(mie) thing took place?

>>149953834
Legitimately don't know what Leverksusen was smoking, Quansah is wank

*scores against you*

Nothing personnell......

>>149954011
nah think he has potential
especially playing week in week out

>>149952069
>Sunderland
>107m

>>149954009
havent noticed

>>149954047
>All spent on Africans who will be at afcon while Sunderland fight relegation
Genius strategy.

Cunha and Mbeumo are going to be incredible for Man United. Hearing them speak on their desire to play for the club has convinced me. They don't sound like mercenaries. They're hungry for victory.

no food in the house
might go to maccies

>Top footballers feel unable to speak out despite Fifa ignoring their "basic needs", according to world players union Fifpro.

what a shock

well lads time to have a cheeky wank before be-

>>149954116
It IS rather based that Mbeumo rejected Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle, and Tottenham.

>Lionel Messi and his Inter Miami team-mate Jordi Alba have been given one-match bans for skipping Major League Soccer's All-Star game earlier this week.

>Both players missed Wednesday's match in Austin, Texas where the MLS squad posted a 3-1 win against Mexico's Liga MX All-Stars.

>"Per league rules, any player who does not participate in the All-Star Game without prior approval from the league is ineligible to compete in their club's next match," MLS said in a statement on Friday.

>As a result, the duo will now miss Miami's home league fixture against FC Cincinnati on Saturday.

>murrica

>>149954011
He was second-string for both centre-backs for a reason. He played at about the same level as Konaté when he came on (in the same sense that Tsimikas often played better when he came on for Robertson).

>>149954214
>If you're not better than Virgil Van Dijk by the age of 22, then you're DOGSHIT
>also Tsimikas is worth £35m
kek. these opinions should be bannable offences.

>>149954248
was about to say the same thing but you beat me to it, consider this an upvote

>>149954116
>>149954172
It doesn't matter a fuck - you're going to ruin both players just like you ruined Pogba, Maguire, Onana etc.

When they finally leave Poonited, they are going to shine like De Gay, Antony, McTominay and Jesse Lingard.

You are incapable of letting big-name singings shine.

>>149954027
He was getting a bit old to potential farm, I still remember him handing Untied the game

>Paqueta is due to get an innocent verdict

Hope him and West Ham countersue the FA for hanging that slander over him for 2 years. Cunts even delayed the verdict this summer because they knew they had nothing but wouldn't admit it

>>149954248
I can find zero internal coherence in your comment. I thought that Quansah was good and I was disappointed when Liverpool sold him. I never said he was bad.

>>149954248
>>149954281
>arguing with shitizen

>>149954352
If you're talking about the Anfield game it was Trent who fucked that up.

>Stevie G is a granddad at 45
Grim stuff, though his hairline is insane for his age

>>149954403
he quite literally played bruno through, you can't try and throw Trent under the bus for that as much as you'd like to

>>149954407
45 is quite late to become a grandparent in liverpool tbf

>>149954397
i feel like im pretty in tune with the schizos in /epl/ and /trans/, feel like the ireland flags are generally just irish
and yes im very aware that it is a sad thing to say that i can recognize schizos on a mongolian underwater rounders website

>>149954116
Gullible

>>149954407
Don't know what's more grim, him being a grandad at 45 or his daughter getting knocked up at 21 by someone who definitely won't be around in a years time. Average 20s nowadays has the mental capacity of a 14 year old.

>>149954407
is he managing anymore? funny how like 5 years ago people were thinking he'd take over after klopp

>>149954372
Hard to feel bad for him when he obviously did it, impossible to prove as it may be. Half of his hometown placed bets on specific games where he committed strange and repeated fouls until he got his card. West Ham were unlucky though.

He's not wrong, if van disney is on 400k a week then prime Rio would be on half a mil these days

>>149954603
Saliba cost 27m and is on less than 200k a week.

>>149954397
I'm not arguing with him. I'm mocking him. I know people with actual Downs Syndrome that know football better than him.

>>149954407
Being a grandad at 45 is how the world should be tbqh.

>>149954603
Defenders don't go for that kind of money. 170 mil is utterly delusional.

>>149954603
Prime Rio was never the best CB in any of the teams he was a part of, nevermind better than VVD.

>>149954740
It's always like this.
>Decent player from 25-35 years ago
>They would automatically be worth twice as much as any player in the same position if they were playing today because reasons

>>149954715
>>149954397
Just to let you know, I'm not Shitizen.

>>149954734
I'm in my late 20s and I'm already worried that I'll be too old when my kids are barely the age I am now. I'll be approaching my 50s when they're 20. Maybe 60s when they decide to have a kid (assuming they're sensible and make a career first)

>>149954774
It's not a good thing to be saying shit so retarded that you're indistinguishable from shitizen, anon.

>>149954747
Literally better than vidic and terry

>>149954778
It's already too late. You need to meet a woman, fall in love, move in together, get engaged, get married and then have a baby. A MINIMUM of 5 years, if you don't want it to end up being the wrong woman. University is the last chance any man has of finding a wife in time.

>>149954789
Not even better than Stam, nevermind Terry.

>>149954797
University is the damn reason I've left it this late. Most of my working class mates from school who didn't go uni have a girl and at least one kid by now. I spent 5 years in uni and then another few years finding graduate jobs and shit. Waste of fucking time.

>>149954808
>stam
>prime rio

His prime was probably around 07-10.

>>149954816
Did you not talk to any women? For the record, I agree with you that uni is a mistake for 90% of men.

>>149954781
It's not good that you assume that every Irish poster is fitizen either, anon.

>>149954835
I'm just naming other good, tangentially relevant defenders that he's not better than. Sol Campbell is another.

>>149954844
I never called you fitizen, schizo.

>>149954838
Yeah but I gave all that up after uni to focus on my career. Been on a few dates recently but I don't have the energy in me to pursue it. Especially when the girls are either around my age and are used goods with trauma or they're like 22-24 and going through their whore phase and are dumb as fuck.

>>149954851
The schizophrenia is coming from inside the house.

>>149954898
And there's the death knell. That's why you have to get one in uni.

>>149954909
Why are you always thinking about trannies regardless of the topic you're discussing?

What will the typical /sp/ schizotypals react when pic related is scoring against them?

>>149954915
RIP

>>149954968
the saudis won't sell him. they own him until his contract is up.

>>149954407
>>149954436
>>149954578
are you out of your minds? if anything, that's on par for how humans operated forever. men and women copulated shortly after puberty

>>149955149
Yeah maybe when it cost £10 a month to feed a family. Now the average person can't even survive on their own in the current global economy. All these people you see with multiple kids in their 20s are either rich kids or are on benefits.

>>149954287
>>149954529
Hello. FUCK off :D

I WILL support my club.

I support Manchester City FC.

close friend of mine had a kid recently, $2500 a month for daycare. nuts.

>>149954407
Not really that weird if they're rich, is it? Most of the time I've seen people hold off on having kids is because their financial situation isn't the best. Not because they think they're not ready for it or mature enough or whatever. If money's not a problem then they probably won't wait till their late 20s or early 30s or whatever.

>>149955322
ok

>>149954114
>who will be at afcon while Sunderland would lose all their december games even with them
doesn't matter lol only decent fixture in december is leeds

>>149954915
i got one after

>>149955636
Uh oh Liversissies... the Diaz deal is OFF...

>Isak all but confirmed
>Rodrygo & Guehi to soon follow

And your club, /sp/?

>>149956162
>tf
And your club?

>>149956169
You are talking to a supporter of the greatest club in the world Liverpool FC

Liverpool need a minimum of a treble next season for it not to be considered a flop

>>149956169
You are nothing. A leech. A parasite. A freeloader. Me? I'm Real Madrid Club de Fútbol. El Real.

>>149956162
>Liverpool walk away from Rodrygo transfer due to wage expectations

Lol

>>149956162
We're getting Nicholas FREAKIN' Jackson! (hopefully anyway) Imagine him up top getting fed goals left right and centre by Big Zirk. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITEDDDDD

>>149956225
You are American lol

>>149952285
grim

I can tell you in advance Liverpool won't be getting rodrygo or isak. They'll get anthony Gordon at best.

>>149956184
Australia

>>149956292
I wanted this to happen, just for the lulz

>>149956307
>They'll get anthony Gordon at best.
Imagine Cuckcastle sending BOTH Gordon and Isak to Newcastle lmao

>>149956470
wat

Man United flop Wan-Pissaka went for like 20 million to Wet Spam. There's no way Liverpool legend, PL winner, and Greek footballer of the year 2019-2020 Konstantinos Tsimikas, a seasoned international and household name can't fetch more than that

>>149956293
he's mexican, actually

>>149956363
I look like this and say this

>>149956592
What's the difference?

>>149956692
us americhads live up north

>>149956225
I had my son's girlfriend report you to ICE you latino-x chud

why won't indy stop embarrassing luke edwards?

>>149957553
he wants to offer an olive branch

>>149954407
good for him
but having children at all is something i will never understand

>>149957553
does luke have a humiliation fetish

>>149957553
Does Luke know something we don't?

>>149952657
>Years on the perch
Number of years a club was the most winning club of top flight league titles, not including years when footy was suspended or when there was a tie of 2 or more clubs at the top.
>Aston Villa 33 years
>Liverpool 33 years
>Arsenal 15 years
>Manchester United 14 years
>Preston North End 4 years
>Sunderland 2 years

Hope Isak enjoyed his first night of Scouse death threats

Stunning and brave away kit

>>149955322
not ok

>>149955322
I used to support man city fc until last season
I'm now a lifelong liverpool fc fan

>>149958287
Tbf the kit looks smart. /tran/ny colours are aesthetic.

>>149956292
unironically jackson is better than uniteds current strikers so it would be an upgrade

arsenal's 3rd kit is kino this season

>KFC man claiming Isak's lawyers are going to force PIF to accept a transfer request
LOL

If Isak leaves Newcastle, who are they buying as a replacement?

>Striker Evan Ferguson got his loan spell at Roma off to a perfect start by scoring a hat-trick within 24 minutes and four goals in total on his debut.

>The forward, who joined the Serie A side on a season-long loan this week, scored with a header from a corner within eight minutes against UniPomezia, who have been promoted to Serie D.

>The 20-year-old then latched on to a through ball and fired high into the roof of the net for his second before the Republic of Ireland striker completed his hat-trick with a close-range finish.

>His impressive first outing for his new side was capped on the hour mark when he fired low into the bottom corner before being substituted soon after.

>I Giallorossi, in their second pre-season match under new manager Gian Piero Gasperini, won the game 9-0.

Well Evan Ferguson's found his level: the fourth tier of Italian football.

I don't blame lamine yamal.
If I were turbo horny 18yo with millions in my bank I would also hire big-tittied (no- tattoos) instagram whores & milfs to fuck in daily basis

>>149952042 (OP)
Just give me the Isak here we go so we can all move on with our lives man

Summer series starts tonight, we watching right?

>>149958939
grim

>Eddie Howe has been speaking about Alexander Isak on Saturday. The Newcastle United Head Coach talking publicly about the Sweden international for the first time since the headlines this week, media claims that the striker is ‘exploring’ the possibility of potentially moving to another club.
>"Of course there are things going on behind the scenes [...] Conversations though that happen between Alex and myself, between Alex and the club, will stay private."
Unless you work for FSG then Eddie will keep you updated

>>149958972
Think you might want to apply to be Eddie Meme's butler, that way you can be obsessed over him in real life and not just on here.

Don't post news about Newcastle or Geordie Bastard will cry.

>>149959067
Think we would have known by now if Eddie was leaking stuff to FSG.

>>149958564
>If Isak leaves Newcastle, who are they buying as a replacement?
After embarrassingly making out like they can sign Sesko, they're now linking themselves to Larsen from Wolves. They only signed him this month so the likelihood of that move happening is basically nil.

>>149958972
Surely Newcastle has to stop this drama soon and sell,that 150 million fee won't be any use to them if they don't spend it in this window and get grouped out of the UCL by January

>>149959096
>grouped
CL doesn't have groups any more.

>>149959100
I know but isn't the "league phase" still called group stages

>>149959118
No.

>>149959156
Alright, either way though it'll still be concluded before the January transfer window opens

>>149959093
>they're now linking themselves to Larsen from Wolves. They only signed him this month so the likelihood of that move happening is basically nil.
You say that, but the bizarre thing is Wolves have done exactly that before. They had Benik Afobe on a loan deal, signed him in the summer and then sold him to Stoke that very same window.

>>149959175
Yeah that's a fair call but it's still very rare, there's also only 3 weeks left until the league starts and if Isak is being sold then he won't be playing in case he gets injured (which is a fair probability given his injury record) so they need to make this signing right now.
Just feels like there's something very rotten about how Newcastle is being ran at the minute.

ON

Premier League on tonight
9pm at MetLife Stadium

>>149959308
is this a riddle

>>149959323
wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

>>149959323
Everton vs. Bournemouth 9pm
Was tempted to type the teams out in riddle form but couldn't be arsed

>>149959233
>Just feels like there's something very rotten about how Newcastle is being ran at the minute.
Yep. As if the on field performance is now an irrelevance to PIF.

>>149959308
>"Summer Series"
No.

summer series
haha
more like
...
bummer series
hahaha

:skullemoji:

>>149959398
blud thinks hes on the team

>>149959398
Who is the one between Palmer and Delap and also the City player underneath Delap?

>>149959495
Imagine if liverpool had isak with that conversion rate instead of nunez, jesus christ

>>149959398
reijnders or whatever below delap and could be any of their pacey wingers for chelsea

>>149959495
>>149959609
What's Nunez's conv rate? Can't be worse than etimeme

>>149959470
Reijnders he came to city from ac milan
For me top 5 midfielders itw rn

Liverpool: Alisson; Stephenson, Van Dijk, Morton, Robertson; Gravenberch, Szoboszlai; Salah, Elliott, Ngumoha; Wirtz.

Subs: Woodman, Mamardashvili, Konate, Jones, Gakpo, Tsimikas, Doak, Kerkez, Frimpong, Bradley, Nyoni.

NO DIAZ
NO NUNEZ

those numbers are outrageous i love it

>>149959656
>>149959681
>Reijnders
Oh cool, I've only now realised I didn't know what he looked like.
The Chelsea one isn't Jackson, is it? The hair and lack of pixels is throwing me off.

>>149959778
A move must be imminent. Otherwise there's no reason you wouldn't want to showcase Darwin slotting a hat trick against Milan

>Joe Gomez has flown home from Liverpool's pre-season tour of Asia due to a minor Achilles injury.
FUCKS sake

>>149960262
Marc Guehi welcome to Liverpool

Joe Gomez about to get a flurry of death threats

>>149959690
Barely an upgrade tb h

what I wanna know is that if there's a Newcastle then where's Oldcastle?

>>149960568
Ur mums anus lmao

>>149959398
>wirtz-mcallister-salah-ekitike
>rice-odegard-gyokeres-saka-madueCAN't
>PEDROneto-joaoPEDRO-Palmer-Estevao->Delap
>silva-marmoush-haaland-cherki-reijnders
>cunha-hojlund-bruno-diallo-mbeumo
that's not your family madueke
>estupinan on the bench
come on
>goes back to sleep

anyone selling shit player?

>Chelsea have bid £60M for Juventus forward Kenan Yildiz. It was rejected.
Newcastle should go for him then they'll still have £10m from the Isak sale

>>149960895
Don't do it TOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

>>149959470
The City one is Rayan Cherki

Liverpool are playing RIGHT NOW

>>149961008
Ignore me I am retarded and misread the post

>>149961016
Hong Kong Football Festival

was gonna say 'how are chelsea affording Hato and Simons' and remembered they gave themselves £400m few days ago.

>>149960568
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldcastle,_Cheshire

>>149961084
Nice job pep

I am ready for the Darwin Nunez redemption arc

leao goal
noice

massive reinforcements are desperately needed

>>149953089
>zlatan
>dejan
kek

After all that spending they look worse LMAO!

Lmao wirtz already flopping hard

uhhh liversissies??? i thought we were walking the league? this milan side had 0 shots on target against arsenal...

>>149961238
>can't score YET
>players from another league need time to adapt and there's no guarantee they will actually adapt
>can't defend
>friendly game

>>149959287
See: >>149953110
/trans/ knew this before Fabrizio

FSG will have no choice but to finally greenlight some spending after this absolute embarrassment

What the fuck is going on with the Liverpool line up? Gravenberch CB, Wirtz in the 9.

>>149961479
it's pre season

>>149961479
>spend £500m on attacking players
>only have 2 cbs and permacrocked gomez as backup

what a goal

is flopian wirtz a flop already?

>>149961493
Doesn't really answer my question . You don't chuck your goalkeeper up front just cuz it's pre-season.

>>149961644
He has a good ball control and can think faster than salah. the problem is him playing as some AMF an salah on the right side, there's no one as central forward or striker
>1st time watching him play

>>149961671
try stuff out
have a laugh

>>149961671
pre-season is a vibe and it's sad you don't get it

>>149961644
It's even worse than that. He's been exposed not only by Milan but also by Stoke. See him being a backup next season after a run of games where he does nothing.

also what's the deal with wirtz with number 58, why dont they give him a new number already

>>149961715
They're waiting for the new kits. All the new signings have placeholders.

they doing some kind of square (again)

>>149961706
He got 2 assists against Stoke, dave

lelao

manlet king

Guess I'll watch the 2nd half since it's on amazon primate

>>149961792
and there it is

I TOLD YOU about Rio Ngumoha bro. He's going to be class.

>>149961752
I wouldn't pay any attention to the shape in a preseason game when you have midfielders playing as defenders, kids playing as midfielders, and Wirtz playing up front

Reminder preseason games are VERY important.

Adam Aznou to Everton, here we go! Agreement done and clubs exchanging documents for the left back to join #EFC.

Initial fee worth €9m plus €3m add-ons, understand medical will take place in next 24/48h.

Player also said yes to Everton Project - follows
@Paddy_Boyland

what % of fans would you guesstimate (guess + estimate in one word) watch a pre-season friendly game compared to a premier league game
and out of that % which ones are the loud complainers that are a bit mental
draw a venn diagram of this intersection and get back to me by noon tomorrow

>>149961967
>one muslim roach less
good

>>149961998
is he any good germbro? literally never heard of him

>>149961943
>>149961997
It's only 1-1, calm down.

I wonder if zoomers know what a Venn diagram is

>>149960106
Genuine dogshit

I don't follow football that closely anymore but I just wonder why Liverpool would want Isak when they already have Salah who scores more than enough goals?

>>149962024
having lots of good players is good

>>149962015
im not even watching the game you liversissies are im waiting for a friendly at 3 so do NOT try and assume the context of my posts because you will be mistaken with your poor assumptive abilities

>>149962015
>conceding to Milan
they managed like 3 shots (1 on target) against arsenal with 15 year olds in defence and midfield and lelpa in goal.

getting a bit much now

>draw 1-1 at half time
>'d-dudes I need to write an essay seething about stats and percentages-'

>>149962011
he almost never played for Bayern so it's hard to say

>>149962033
But can one club afford having so many good players? Aren't there rules for that these days?

>>149962039
fake news

>>149962052
there are rules over how much money a club can lose but liverpool aren't in breach of those

>Chelsea are reportedly in the advanced stages of a deal to sign RB Leipzig's Xavi Simons
Sesko no longer for sale. Another massive fail by Sandcastle.

>>149962052
liverpool didn't spend last year (technically they did but not really a lot) so they could spend a lot this year. They got £150m for winning title, £100m+ for CL. So that's £250m. Only Chelsea ended up with more money than Liverpool and Arsenal in terms of how much was gained (Arsenal got £120m for 2nd, £100m for CL and like £80m for getting to semi-finals).

Tsimikas at CB showing his versatility

>>149962082
Stalker level obsession

>>149962099
what did you say about my nan

>>149962106
/trans/ is literally the weirdo cult obsessed FREAKS general. Don't mention this tho or they'll go to /brit/ and cry about being bullied.

Also can someone explain what the saudis gain by giving super high salaries to football players? Do they want to make their league the best in the world? Do they really think it will succeed?

>>149962146
>Do they want to make their league the best in the world?
why would they want to do that?

>>149962150
I don't know, I was asking the question.

>>149962097
I expect that's where he'll be getting his minutes next season. Joe Gomez leaving pre season camp due to injury shows how unfortunately unreliable he is as a backup despite having a good showing last season when he came into the team.

Liverpool getting battered by Milan after spending 500M lmao

>>149962160
He's leaving

had a good post (funny) but then i thought you know what, these nerds arent worth it

>>149962173
come on fire away, your nan joke gave me a chuckle

>>149962112
nah she's good
>1-3
Guys

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I-it don't matter because percentage-
HANG YOURSELF SCOUSE RAT CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liverpoop

what's the name of that Poocastle CB who's half decent, Buttman?

>Spending your Saturday afternoon watching a Liverpool friendly
I almost want to cry, this is beyond pathetic, even by ABL standards.

Geordie Bastard working himself into a right seethe because this means Liverpool will now spend whatever it takes for Isak.
Of course he won't take it out on Liverpool - he is scared of Scousers and rightly so, he is only 4'8".

>>149962227
>conveniently forgets a Liverpool friendly was nationally televised just two weeks ago

my nigga is playing

Of course if Liverpool had won, Liversimp wouldn't now be spamming his beloved fanart and dogshit screenshots or anything He has no history of doing that.

>>149962245
This is even worse as you've actively searched out a stream to watch it.

>>149962259
i'm watching the cricket mate

This is fucking hilarious

>>149962264
so you're from india

>>149962277
reckon if i were from india i'd have stopped watching about 10 minutes before lunch

>trust Slot with a team other than Klopp's
>narrowly beat Preston and immediately lose to AC Milan
>put a behind-closed-doors result against Stoke on your website to save face
LMFAOOoOoOoooOooooo!!!!!

>>149962264
Wool.

>>149962327
I've honestly never seen a club list a match like that officially lel

>>149962333
the fact is a don't care about pre season
i don't even really care about transfers

>>149962146
It's all part of their broader strategy to integrate with the jew dominated western economy. It's seems incredibly unlikely it will be anything but this oddity in a really unstable region of the world, but anything could happen to Europe in the future with these inbred lunatic kikes running things in western countries. The region could easily be thrown into a massive conflict on their behalf and the dominance of European football could be a thing of the past.

No Nunez no party

>>149962327
Seek help.

>>149962171
Joe is moving on?

>nooo don't hold us to account it not right!!
You spammed the team news in here you Scouse subhuman. You made it our business. Hang yourself you cunt.

Isak's gone then

>>149962146
Money is irrelevant to them because they have no much of it. The aim is to make you think about football when you hear "Saudi" and not "honour kill their wives for a strand of hair slipping out of her bin bag and chopping up journalists who question them". It's purely about image.

Put in zero effort for Jota while wearing this shite.
Salah I understand but the rest of them pretended to like him.

Preseason and friendly games are VERY important. VERY.

>the greatest moment in the last 12 months for Dave is Liverpool not winning a pre-season friendly
You can only pity United fans at this point.

>not-winning
No, LOSING. It isn't a draw. Typical Scouse lies as per fucking usual.

FIVE HUNDRED MILLION

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>149962399
>united mentioned
they're playing in 10 bongs

I'm with Dave here, John Henry get your fucking checkbook open

>>149962362
You have to calm down.

>>149962415
Is losing not "not winning", Dave?

Liverpool are fucking shit. Man City will walk the league.

stop talking about the match in same thread where they spammed about it

>he actually used the term "not winning"
It's a pre-season friendly. Nobody cares, right?

This is hilarious
£600m to look infinitely worse

Uhhhhh... Liversissies?? Why are we shit??

>>149962434
>match is proof they need a striker
/trans/ related

If 4chan ever did force the age verification thing, you'd have to wonder what would happen to the likes of dave. This sort of schizophrenic, obsessive behaviour can't just be bottled up. It would have to come out eventually. Likely, violently. It would be dangerous to age gate 4chan because people like dave would go out and hurt children for 'gangstalking' him, screaming about scouse rats the whole time. It's just too risky.

kek liverpool look absolutely fucking horrendous

all that money wasted

do these clowns actually think arne slot is a good manager?

Here come the schizo essays. Just because Liverpool are 'not winning'.
T-they don't care guys!

>>149962461
50k cared enough

All that money to be shit. I told you all that replacing the entire team wouldn't work. Slot is a fraud.

>>149962465
>>149962478
All those witnesses to the start of the worst Liverpool team since the PL began

Wirtz looks unreal.

>>149962481
I think the one on the left could still be salvaged if any of you lads want to give it a try

how much did they spend again?

>>149952654
>register player in team in tax haven country with huge wages
>loan him to your actual club in the uk for free
is this a instawin hack?

He'll be up until 8am spamming /trans/ with screenshots after this. Because it's our fault Slot is a thick loser twat.

reminder: dave is on record saying that Liverpool are "the best team"

come on gakpo
leao didn't miss the same chance

La why are we so bad??? My wife just said Leao is sexy. I can't take it anymore...

will there be a parade after the game?

300 mil just to get cooked by Allegri counters

FIVE HUNDRED MILLION
AND YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIITTT
LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT

>Isa Slot reportedly left the bench SOAKED after seeing Leao score.
[Indy]

>>149962545
Big zirk is a decent guy

>>149962481
was going to say something about someone holding a transflag not even knowing what a "her" is but felt a bit passé

>dave's back on the interracial fantasies
what is it about united fans that makes them constantly worship black men's willies?

Wirtz looked appalling. Bambi on ice.

so we're the underdogs now right?

>Frimpong
No refunds

LMFAOOoOoOoo NOW IT'S FOUR

35m for Tsimikas, right shitizen?

>>149962564
Indy is never wrong la

STOP BULLYINGGGGGGGGG

LIVERPOOL 2 - 4 AC MILAN

Slot exposed as a Dutch fraud today

>>149962624
dude the last goal was cringe

Rio Ngumoha is one to watch, wow what a beast of a player

Ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhabahahahahahhahahahahahaha

>check /seriea/ for their reaction
>one italian is having a full on schizophrenic meltdown
Did get this image from it though. It's over for Arse Slut.

the two genders unironically

ABLism truly is a mental illness...

>>149962688
Those posts aren't contradictory though.

EXCLUSIVE: Everton are in advanced talks to sign Malick Fofana from Olympique Lyon.

Official bid submitted and clubs now in direct talks, with Everton also in contact with player’s camp.

Everton in discussions on personal terms with Fofana, talks underway. #EFC
@romano

>>149962661
>90+3 pity goal
>Ooooh look, maybe you can get a cheeky draw!
>lol, jk

>>149962688
We saw it ITT even, spamming every last detail about Liverpool's team and once they started losing 'u-uh no-one watches these who cares??'

>>149962702
does the other gender contradict you?

>>149962717
based

>>149962718
What?

>>149962738
what part did you not understand and i will to my best to clarify

Liversimp/Screenshotmong is going to make the thread unusable for the next 18 hours so don't bother using it
Geordie Bastard too will be having a right old seethe (but not at Liverpool, who he is scared of)

>>149962747
so youre saying nothing will change

All I can say is wirtz is 100% worth the money
Also
>tsimikas
lmao

>>149962745
All of it; nothing about your post made sense.

this is supposed to be a friendly and you guys are acting anything but

who's that chinky fella who plays CB for Bayern? is he any good?
maybe they'd be interested in a swap deal

>>149962778
oh well no problem ill break it down for you
>>149962688 posted a screenshot containing 2 tweets claiming they are the two genders
this post >>149962702 claimed the two tweets arent contradictory
so i cleverly commented >>149962718 that they said they were two genders not contradictions unless you think that genders contradict each other, maybe its a personal view about the other gender haha

>>149962802
an exciting glimpse into how the sausage is made, I'm here for it

>>149962802
Oh OK.
The "two genders" meme is supposed to show opposite points of view, I was saying those posts don't have opposing views

>>149962798
he's shit. stop exposing how little you know about this sport please.

>>149962734
You're actually having a spergout.

>>149962747
And your schizophrenia is emerging again.

I wonder how this guy is able to recognize all this mental illness

.

>>149962574
Nobody believes you.

>>149962911
in a single half? damn he's even better than we thought

wow i cant believe an overhyped bundesliga player was actually shit this is unprecedented

More proof that Liverpool needs to buy Isak,
Win that game 4-3 if he was there

Arsenal fans on twitter absolutely pissing their pants with excitement that Liverpool lost a pre-season match. Mentally ill wierdos.

>mentally ill weirdos
>went onto fucking twitter and looked up other clubs fans just to seethe about them in /trans/
get off the internet.

They were retweeted on my timeline you dope

>>149963013
didn't they lose on penalties on a game they won?

>>149963013
That's your typical nig for you.

>>149963086
The penalties are a separate thing. The game is classed as a win, the penalties are a meme after game thing for a laugh.

>having a twitter account
lol

you get paid for tweeting now
imagine if the lads of /trans/ got paid per (You) the quality of post we would see

who was the last bundes player who didn't flop

>>149962848
Oh he's good enough to start for Bayern and Napoli but not good enough to sit on the Liverpool bench for a while ok m8 you know it all

>>149963171
Nah he's actually ass

>>149963171
he got nutmegged by antony although united did lose that match

More on those Arsenal tweets later, from 11pm all the way until 8am.

>>149962715
Kek

>>149963189
>>149963204
Is he worse than having literally no backup at CB? Maybe we can get Nat Phillips back

Thank God we have this guy to keep us updated on all the comings and goings in this transfer window because there ain't no way no white man posseses the knowledge he has. Diverse truly is our greatest strength.

>>149963284
>>149963284
>>149963284

Wholesome new thread when ready :)

>>149963167
Haaland? Szobozlai?

>>149963171
Yes. Bayern fans have been begging to get rid of him for years now. He's fucking shit. You are the single most clueless poster on 4chan. I reckon dave knows more about football than you. He's worse than Quansah.

>>149962911
140m euros, thanks!

>>149963275
Yeah he's good enough to be a backup CB but the club only seems to sign CBs if they can develop into starters it seems.
AFAIK Konate is still the last CB we signed

doing my bit to max out the thread here

>>149954734
it is ironic how it has been shamed for people to have kids now, how the teenage mother was memed and then even ones in their late twenties were also seen as "common" (ironically not now) and mothers at 40+ are praised for putting their career first. The birth rate shows how the PR worked for (((them)))

>>149962047
>sculpture will be made of bin dipped remains of an engine from a Lambo
a true tribute

>>149962481
What the fuck do women have to do with trannies or the Welsh for that matter

>>149963285
Don’t know if you’ve ever seen him on Stretford Paddock but the comments are genuinely hilarious. Just gets absolutely rinsed.