when will we be rid of these troublesome bongs subedition
this year is assna's year
Don't all three of those players have trophies tho?
some real gazumpings going on in the market
Arsenal will finish 2nd again
Saka will be sold to Liverpool at the end of the season as he enters the last year of his contract
Arsenal then drop to midtable and sack Arteta for Big Sam
>>149952079This. I'm ITK and Liverpool are preparing ยฃ100m bid for Saka next year. It's why Arsenal signed Madueke because they know Saka is gone.
>>149952069sunderchads we are RICH
hate that it's jewish money though
>wasting his career at arseshit
why
>>149952069Fucking hell Sunderland, bit keen lads
>>149952042 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Am47jKUFMw
>>149952108But they do?
>GabrielCroatian title
Croatian Cup
>SakaFA Cup
>GyokeresPortuguese League title x2
Portuguese Cup
(and Swedish 2nd division title)
>>149952069Disgusting soulless money club, should be investigated
>>149952069you haven't seen anything yet
>>149952069Whatโs Bournemouth doing with the Huijsen, Kerkez, Zabaryni money?
>>149952183what kind of nightclub is open at 7pm
>>14995206962.5 + 65 = 127.5
>>149952197Disco Dive (indy is a nonce)
> Newcastle's Alexander Isak offered ยฃ600,000-a-week tax-free deal by Al-Hilal
>Newcastle striker open to leaving St James' Park
>Al-Hilal are owned by Saudi's Private
Investment Fund
Uhmmmm liversissies?
>>149952244wouldnt that still fuck up their PSR or whatever big time. i had read that they were only offering 200k or some shit to isak because of psr and liverpool were offering more which turned his head
idk how psr works for the record
>>149952197more raves are doing from 3pm to 11 so everyone can go to sleep at a more sensible hour
>>149952279>wouldnt that still fuck up their PSR or whatever big time.what its all kebab offering it
>>149952279surely they can do a city and just spend their way out of trouble
>>149952305>>149952312i'm dumb, i thought it was saying the saudis would fund a 600k a week contract for him AT newcastle. ignore me.
Newcastle can have Mitrovic
>>149952244Alvarez to 'pool back on
>>149952244Is this the PIFs new tactic? When big teams try to big dog Newcastle by out bidding and offering higher wages the PIF will swoop in and offer them even more ridiculous wages? Either the player stays at Newcastle or the saudis get another player for their dead league theyโre trying to force, or they make prem teams start paying even more exorbitant wages and get in PSR trouble.
>>149952244Would it be the most humiliating moment in Newcastle's history if he refused double the Liverpool wage just so he could join a big club like Liverpool instead of staying under the Saudi thumb?
*moves to Liverpool*
Wat do, /sp/?
>>149952410shitpost unbearably
do eritreans like saudi arabia
>>149952417they are basically somalians who are basically arabs so im going to go with yes
what is the rest of the league to do if players are turning down 750k a week for Liverpool at 195k?
>>149952410post on a vpn my swedish pol folder as revenge
Hearing strong rumours from my various sources that Paqueta will get off scot free
>Lucas Paqueta set to be cleared of FA spot-fixing charges
>>149952455RFN TORPEDOOOOOOO
>>149952455>scared to use his full name after he got a 3 day racism bankek
>>149952487Mods are trying to supress me because I'm such a threat to mainstream/traditional media. Honestly it's disgusting censorship. Also I got banned for threating to shit down leafanon's mothers' mouth.
>>149952515lmao you're a pussy
>>149952417Isak is not the kind of person who thinks deeply about politics, my dude.
>>149952470don't get duped by RFN, if you've ever looked into cold reading (I have extensively), you'd realize he uses various ancient enchantments, as well as a taking a dosage of LSD (strength unknown) and going four stories underground to a secret government bunker where he stares at a metallic wall which helps him remote view inside the offices of premier league clubs
>>149952523He believes in Juche. He"s going to play in the North Korean league after he leaves Liverpool.
>>149952522Really rude that mate, apologise this instant
>>149952532He's right a lot of the time to be fair
>>149952515Based, fuck the tranny leaf
Liverpool were tricked into buying Ekitike to force Newcastle's hand over Isak and now they're stuck with the cunt and won't be getting Isak
>>149952562anyone travelling into the consciousness of mbeumos agent would know that
>>149952592Manchester United will rise again
>>149952592Manchester has won 21/33 titles...
Liverpool has won 2/33.
remember when dave started rooting for city because he claimed their victories were victories for the city of manchester as a whole
Alexander Isak has been offered a staggering ยฃ600,000-a-week tax-free deal by Al-Hilal in Saudi Arabia with further lucrative bonuses on top. Player is interested in the move. More to follow.
(Source: The Guardian)
Why does Man United get bantered for not winning the league since 2013?
Liverpool went THIRTY ONE years without winning a title.
>>149952662have you been on any /mug/ threads
they totally do
>>149952679Is English your first language?
>>149952654saudis know it's over
>>149952662I was giving them shit for it for as long as I could and even *'d it when they did win one
>>149952690Hes right. United would have to go another 20 years of being winless losers to match Liverpool.
>>149952662liverpool never dropped below 8th, even in the banter era with roy hodgson saying relegation was a distinct possibility
united just finished 15th
>>149952704Oh no they'll get a fine!!!!
>>149952704as if this has stopped anyone before lmao. how naive are you.
>>149952720Do you get a trophy for that?
>>149952684clearly not because i misread this
i shall retreat to be at one with my humiliation
>>149952654I would be quite upset if Isak destroys his career for more shekels.
>>149952720Liverpool was in the 2nd division in the 50s. Only won stuff in the 70s because they bought it. The original Chelsea.
>>149952597>and won't be getting IsakC O P E
O
P
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>>149952700*18 years, soon to be 17. Clock's ticking daveyboy.
>>149952822Gonna pmsl when liverpool win nothing this season
>>149952822Did he actually say that?
>>149952862Yes. He also said at the start of the season "I don't think Liverpool will finish top 6" and then he was asked "Well where will they finish then?" and he replied "Fifth."
>>149952069Is this with the assumption that Gyokeres hasn't signed for Arsenal yet? Cause him, Zubimendi, and Madueke together would be about 150m. With Norgaard, Mosquera, and Kepa added it'll be about 180-190m.
Looking forward to the scousers booing Isak when he leaves them for Real Madrid in two years time
>>149952146>>Saka>FA CupSad.desu
Isak knew immediately Gyokeres to Arsenal was confirmed that Gyokeres would be the biggest name in Sweden and knew he couldnโt match that at Newcastle.
>>149952113>wasting his careerhe's almost 30 m8 he already wasted his career bouncing between Brighton reserves and midtable in the Championship
>>149953051I mean it's kinda true. In the NT Gyรถkeres is the main man.
>Manchester United head coach Ruben Amorim insists the club will not sell unwanted players on the cheap and he is prepared to welcome them back into the fold if necessary
There's no way they're selling them all for a decent fee, if at all.
Malacia they especially need to just terminate the contract of, he's got the stench of Dele Alli about him, head's gone.
Also, Gyรถkeres won the "best Swedish player" award last year. Isak's never won it yet.
>>149953066>>149953089you're my favourite /arse/ poster (derogatory)
Just heard Isak has said NO to Al-Hilal. He's willing to take the "pay cut" to join Liverpool.
>>149953089It's funny how no one cares about Guldbollen after Zlatan retired. It's barely in the news.
>Chelsea just put ยฃ400m into their accounts by 'issuing shares'
Well they can afford Isak now. So that's ยฃ1.4bn their owners have put into it to boost their finances.
>>149953062>he's almost 303 years is not 'almost' 30. 'Almost 30' would be 29 with under a year left until he hits it.
>>149953217I don't think even Todd believes he could sign Isak for 150m and flip him for a profit in 2 years
>>149953257Like I said, nearly 30. He'll be there before you can blink.
Hopefully 2 years of slotting penalties against Rio Ave has prepared him for another shot an English football
>BREAKING: Alexander Isak, new Liverpool player as every document has now been approved and exchanged.
>Liverpool and Newcastle completed the process with formal authorization to travel โ medical to start in next 24h.
>Isak, coming soon.
Are you ready for the Liverkino, /trans/troons?
>>149953364UMMM SOURCE?
also, as a liverpool customer, i am excited by how quick they're doing business of course but really hate nike and wish all the signing shit was in the new adidas
when does that start, august 1st?
How can he be a Liverpool player when a bid hasn't even been submitted yet, genius.
>>149953089>Zlatan won it 12 times>Larsson won it twiceOpinion discarded.
>>149953380It's literally just from a random african twitter account lol
>>149953407Zlatan was the best player in Sweden by a wide margin, while Henrik Larsson had more competition.
When has a galactico team ever been successful?
>>149953431yeah to be expected. i was just kidding with the UMM SOURCE?
i honestly don't think isak is gonna happen, i think nunez stays and starts the first like third of the season then ekitike takes over if he's settled in
im actually more interested in the outgoings right now than isak, diaz nunez elliott, i count konate as a potential outgoing but there's talk he might do a new contract, who knows
but feels like everyones running out of time the first match is in what 3 weeks?
>>149953452Isak is joining AND Darwin is staying. Diaz is leaving and Darwin plays LW too.
>>1499534412025/2026 Liverpool invincible quintuple
>>149953464i think gambling on gakpo (who i like for the record) and darwin at left wing for the entire season is kinda risky
>>149953478As opposed to selling Diaz and having only one singular LW, which is clearly much less risky. Thanks for the terrific insight.
>>149953452What the fuck would >we sell Elliott for? The only club in for him is West Ham (lol, lmao even) and he's literally the best-placed replacement for Salah in the long-term (being ten years younger and all).
If he absolutely insists that he needs to be an automatic starter right this minute, if needs must just let him dick around for a year in Roma with Evan Ferguson.
Selling him would be completely insane.
>>149953500Elliott is being sold btw. Buy-back clause, but still being sold. Frimpong is positioned to replace Salah longterm.
>>149953488well if isak doesnt happen, nunez is gonna get a lot of gametime at center forward, so i would hope they would realize selling diaz is bad and dont do it
was more my point
>>149953500>What the fuck would >we sell Elliott for?i dont think slot believes in him and elliott might want to leave for his own career
>>149953464Liverpool fucking need to get rid of Darwin. They should have just accept the 45M from Napoli instead of talking to the fuckig Saudis. It would have been genuinely interesting to see how he got on in the Italian league with the Champions.
Darwin isn't leaving. Isak isn't joining. Just accept it ahead of time so you don't chimp out like the deluded fucks in this fanbase huffing hopium right now on X.
also forgot about tsimikas in my list of outgoings. wonder if he sticks around just cause they wont get much for him.
>>149953500>he's literally the best-placed replacement for Salah in the long-termjust yesterday I was told salah is being replaced by some scottish dork
>Arsenal 'set to ramp up pursuit of Eberechi Eze' after finally landing Viktor Gyokeres as they look to strike ยฃ60m deal with Crystal Palace
@MailSport
>>149953597*some scottish doak
>>149953468Setting yourself up for failure
I just want my team to play hard, have fun, show appreciation to the team and fanbase, and win every trophy
>>149953664what trophy is that then the old stanley haha
nah youre alright
>>149952149No one knows who you're talking about.
>>149952079>Arsenal will finish 2nd againlmao
Maybe 4th.
>>149953597the scotch messi, ben doak, you mean? show some respect
(he's going to be in the championship or lower PL within 2 years)
Manure fans actually think they can get Cole Palmer.
>>149953588Tsimikas would get around 35M right now, but there is bizarrely little coming out from Liverpool about wanting to sell. To me, this suggests that they are holding onto him until near the end of the transfer window in order to coax a team from the Continent into going got a panic buy.
Otherwise, he's just going to a mid-table club like Riise did.
>>149953752>Tsimikas would get around 35MYou mean 10M and the media would say 35M
>>149953752>Tsimikas would get around 35M right nowi dont know how many years are left on his contract but 35m is bananas. i'd say like 15m max
>>149953752>Tsimikas would get around 35M right nowNo he wouldnt lol
>>149953761He was a solid player. Quansah went for 35. Plenty of mid-table teams would want him to start for them (though I also have no idea what his contract looks like).
Still, makes no sense not to advertise him when you're trying to sell multiple other players to raise some revenue for Isak. Makes me think Slot is holding out as he thinks he can get more near the end of the Window.
>>149953834There is no world where Kostas Tsimikas is a ยฃ35m player.
>>149953834Quansah is 22, you mong.
>>149953834Yeah people will be fighting over each other to pay ยฃ35m for a 29 year old who's played 66 matches in 5 years.
I swear to G-d you're either the most retarded poster on here or a master troll.
>>149953834quansah is very young and homegrown and has shown flashes of talent
tsimikas is 29 and hasn't proven to be much more than an okay backup
i brought him up cause i kinda forgot he was still at the club, with robertson apparently staying cause the atletico thing fell through and kerkez now here, no room for tsimikas so he has to go
unless they want to keep him around as a vibes guy? which seems silly
>>149953850>>149953860>>149953866>he unironically doesn't rate TsimikasThis why you don't have 6 Champions Leagues.
>>149953912I love the Scouse Greek. You're still just retarded.
been using the free version of proton vpn for ages now just turn it on when needed always good enough does the job
worried all these "wankers" pun intended will ruin it
>>149953912>ยฃ35m for a now third-choice left backYou are actually braindead.
>>149953929Has your internet been slow as fuck since this Ofcom(mie) thing took place?
>>149953834Legitimately don't know what Leverksusen was smoking, Quansah is wank
*scores against you*
Nothing personnell......
>>149954011nah think he has potential
especially playing week in week out
>>149952069>Sunderland>107m
>>149954009havent noticed
>>149954047>All spent on Africans who will be at afcon while Sunderland fight relegationGenius strategy.
Cunha and Mbeumo are going to be incredible for Man United. Hearing them speak on their desire to play for the club has convinced me. They don't sound like mercenaries. They're hungry for victory.
no food in the house
might go to maccies
>โWe are going to sufferโ
>Top footballers feel unable to speak out despite Fifa ignoring their "basic needs", according to world players union Fifpro.
what a shock
well lads time to have a cheeky wank before be-
>>149954116It IS rather based that Mbeumo rejected Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle, and Tottenham.
>Lionel Messi and his Inter Miami team-mate Jordi Alba have been given one-match bans for skipping Major League Soccer's All-Star game earlier this week.
>Both players missed Wednesday's match in Austin, Texas where the MLS squad posted a 3-1 win against Mexico's Liga MX All-Stars.
>"Per league rules, any player who does not participate in the All-Star Game without prior approval from the league is ineligible to compete in their club's next match," MLS said in a statement on Friday.
>As a result, the duo will now miss Miami's home league fixture against FC Cincinnati on Saturday.
>murrica
>>149954011He was second-string for both centre-backs for a reason. He played at about the same level as Konatรฉ when he came on (in the same sense that Tsimikas often played better when he came on for Robertson).
>>149954214>If you're not better than Virgil Van Dijk by the age of 22, then you're DOGSHIT>also Tsimikas is worth ยฃ35mkek. these opinions should be bannable offences.
>>149954248was about to say the same thing but you beat me to it, consider this an upvote
>>149954116>>149954172It doesn't matter a fuck - you're going to ruin both players just like you ruined Pogba, Maguire, Onana etc.
When they finally leave Poonited, they are going to shine like De Gay, Antony, McTominay and Jesse Lingard.
You are incapable of letting big-name singings shine.
>>149954027He was getting a bit old to potential farm, I still remember him handing Untied the game
>Paqueta is due to get an innocent verdict
Hope him and West Ham countersue the FA for hanging that slander over him for 2 years. Cunts even delayed the verdict this summer because they knew they had nothing but wouldn't admit it
>>149954248I can find zero internal coherence in your comment. I thought that Quansah was good and I was disappointed when Liverpool sold him. I never said he was bad.
>>149954248>>149954281>arguing with shitizen
>>149954352If you're talking about the Anfield game it was Trent who fucked that up.
>Stevie G is a granddad at 45
Grim stuff, though his hairline is insane for his age
>>149954403he quite literally played bruno through, you can't try and throw Trent under the bus for that as much as you'd like to
>>14995440745 is quite late to become a grandparent in liverpool tbf
>>149954397i feel like im pretty in tune with the schizos in /epl/ and /trans/, feel like the ireland flags are generally just irish
and yes im very aware that it is a sad thing to say that i can recognize schizos on a mongolian underwater rounders website
>>149954407Don't know what's more grim, him being a grandad at 45 or his daughter getting knocked up at 21 by someone who definitely won't be around in a years time. Average 20s nowadays has the mental capacity of a 14 year old.
>>149954407is he managing anymore? funny how like 5 years ago people were thinking he'd take over after klopp
>>149954372Hard to feel bad for him when he obviously did it, impossible to prove as it may be. Half of his hometown placed bets on specific games where he committed strange and repeated fouls until he got his card. West Ham were unlucky though.
He's not wrong, if van disney is on 400k a week then prime Rio would be on half a mil these days
>>149954603Saliba cost 27m and is on less than 200k a week.
>>149954397I'm not arguing with him. I'm mocking him. I know people with actual Downs Syndrome that know football better than him.
>>149954407Being a grandad at 45 is how the world should be tbqh.
>>149954603Defenders don't go for that kind of money. 170 mil is utterly delusional.
>>149954603Prime Rio was never the best CB in any of the teams he was a part of, nevermind better than VVD.
>>149954740It's always like this.
>Decent player from 25-35 years ago>They would automatically be worth twice as much as any player in the same position if they were playing today because reasons
>>149954715>>149954397Just to let you know, I'm not Shitizen.
>>149954734I'm in my late 20s and I'm already worried that I'll be too old when my kids are barely the age I am now. I'll be approaching my 50s when they're 20. Maybe 60s when they decide to have a kid (assuming they're sensible and make a career first)
>>149954774It's not a good thing to be saying shit so retarded that you're indistinguishable from shitizen, anon.
>>149954747Literally better than vidic and terry
>>149954778It's already too late. You need to meet a woman, fall in love, move in together, get engaged, get married and then have a baby. A MINIMUM of 5 years, if you don't want it to end up being the wrong woman. University is the last chance any man has of finding a wife in time.
>>149954789Not even better than Stam, nevermind Terry.
>>149954797University is the damn reason I've left it this late. Most of my working class mates from school who didn't go uni have a girl and at least one kid by now. I spent 5 years in uni and then another few years finding graduate jobs and shit. Waste of fucking time.
>>149954808>stam >prime rio His prime was probably around 07-10.
>>149954816Did you not talk to any women? For the record, I agree with you that uni is a mistake for 90% of men.
>>149954781It's not good that you assume that every Irish poster is fitizen either, anon.
>>149954835I'm just naming other good, tangentially relevant defenders that he's not better than. Sol Campbell is another.
>>149954844I never called you fitizen, schizo.
>>149954838Yeah but I gave all that up after uni to focus on my career. Been on a few dates recently but I don't have the energy in me to pursue it. Especially when the girls are either around my age and are used goods with trauma or they're like 22-24 and going through their whore phase and are dumb as fuck.
>>149954851The schizophrenia is coming from inside the house.
>>149954898And there's the death knell. That's why you have to get one in uni.
>>149954909Why are you always thinking about trannies regardless of the topic you're discussing?
What will the typical /sp/ schizotypals react when pic related is scoring against them?
>>149954968the saudis won't sell him. they own him until his contract is up.
>>149954407>>149954436>>149954578are you out of your minds? if anything, that's on par for how humans operated forever. men and women copulated shortly after puberty
>>149955149Yeah maybe when it cost ยฃ10 a month to feed a family. Now the average person can't even survive on their own in the current global economy. All these people you see with multiple kids in their 20s are either rich kids or are on benefits.
>>149954287>>149954529Hello. FUCK off :D
I WILL support my club.
I support Manchester City FC.
close friend of mine had a kid recently, $2500 a month for daycare. nuts.
>>149954407Not really that weird if they're rich, is it? Most of the time I've seen people hold off on having kids is because their financial situation isn't the best. Not because they think they're not ready for it or mature enough or whatever. If money's not a problem then they probably won't wait till their late 20s or early 30s or whatever.
>Bayern Munich are interested in Alejandro Garnacho
>>149954114>who will be at afcon while Sunderland would lose all their december games even with themdoesn't matter lol only decent fixture in december is leeds
>>149954915i got one after
>>149955636Uh oh Liversissies... the Diaz deal is OFF...
>Isak all but confirmed
>Rodrygo & Guehi to soon follow
And your club, /sp/?
>>149956162>tfAnd your club?
>>149956169You are talking to a supporter of the greatest club in the world Liverpool FC
Liverpool need a minimum of a treble next season for it not to be considered a flop
>>149956169You are nothing. A leech. A parasite. A freeloader. Me? I'm Real Madrid Club de Fรบtbol. El Real.
>>149956162>Liverpool walk away from Rodrygo transfer due to wage expectationsLol
>>149956162We're getting Nicholas FREAKIN' Jackson! (hopefully anyway) Imagine him up top getting fed goals left right and centre by Big Zirk. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITEDDDDD
>>149956225You are American lol
I can tell you in advance Liverpool won't be getting rodrygo or isak. They'll get anthony Gordon at best.
>โuhhh.. support your local clubโ
>>149956292I wanted this to happen, just for the lulz
>>149956307>They'll get anthony Gordon at best.Imagine Cuckcastle sending BOTH Gordon and Isak to Newcastle lmao
Man United flop Wan-Pissaka went for like 20 million to Wet Spam. There's no way Liverpool legend, PL winner, and Greek footballer of the year 2019-2020 Konstantinos Tsimikas, a seasoned international and household name can't fetch more than that
>>149956293he's mexican, actually
>>149956363I look like this and say this
>>149956592What's the difference?
>>149956692us americhads live up north
>>149956225I had my son's girlfriend report you to ICE you latino-x chud
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why won't indy stop embarrassing luke edwards?
>>149957553he wants to offer an olive branch
>>149954407good for him
but having children at all is something i will never understand
>>149957553does luke have a humiliation fetish
>>149957553Does Luke know something we don't?
>>149952657>Years on the perchNumber of years a club was the most winning club of top flight league titles, not including years when footy was suspended or when there was a tie of 2 or more clubs at the top.
>Aston Villa 33 years>Liverpool 33 years>Arsenal 15 years>Manchester United 14 years>Preston North End 4 years>Sunderland 2 years
Hope Isak enjoyed his first night of Scouse death threats
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Stunning and brave away kit
>>149955322I used to support man city fc until last season
I'm now a lifelong liverpool fc fan
>>149958287Tbf the kit looks smart. /tran/ny colours are aesthetic.
>>149956292unironically jackson is better than uniteds current strikers so it would be an upgrade
arsenal's 3rd kit is kino this season
>KFC man claiming Isak's lawyers are going to force PIF to accept a transfer request
LOL
If Isak leaves Newcastle, who are they buying as a replacement?
>Striker Evan Ferguson got his loan spell at Roma off to a perfect start by scoring a hat-trick within 24 minutes and four goals in total on his debut.
>The forward, who joined the Serie A side on a season-long loan this week, scored with a header from a corner within eight minutes against UniPomezia, who have been promoted to Serie D.
>The 20-year-old then latched on to a through ball and fired high into the roof of the net for his second before the Republic of Ireland striker completed his hat-trick with a close-range finish.
>His impressive first outing for his new side was capped on the hour mark when he fired low into the bottom corner before being substituted soon after.
>I Giallorossi, in their second pre-season match under new manager Gian Piero Gasperini, won the game 9-0.
Well Evan Ferguson's found his level: the fourth tier of Italian football.
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I don't blame lamine yamal.
If I were turbo horny 18yo with millions in my bank I would also hire big-tittied (no- tattoos) instagram whores & milfs to fuck in daily basis
>>149952042 (OP)Just give me the Isak here we go so we can all move on with our lives man
Summer series starts tonight, we watching right?
>Eddie Howe has been speaking about Alexander Isak on Saturday. The Newcastle United Head Coach talking publicly about the Sweden international for the first time since the headlines this week, media claims that the striker is โexploringโ the possibility of potentially moving to another club.
>"Of course there are things going on behind the scenes [...] Conversations though that happen between Alex and myself, between Alex and the club, will stay private."
Unless you work for FSG then Eddie will keep you updated
>>149958972Think you might want to apply to be Eddie Meme's butler, that way you can be obsessed over him in real life and not just on here.
Don't post news about Newcastle or Geordie Bastard will cry.
>>149959067Think we would have known by now if Eddie was leaking stuff to FSG.
>>149958564>If Isak leaves Newcastle, who are they buying as a replacement?After embarrassingly making out like they can sign Sesko, they're now linking themselves to Larsen from Wolves. They only signed him this month so the likelihood of that move happening is basically nil.
>>149958972Surely Newcastle has to stop this drama soon and sell,that 150 million fee won't be any use to them if they don't spend it in this window and get grouped out of the UCL by January
>>149959096>groupedCL doesn't have groups any more.
>>149959100I know but isn't the "league phase" still called group stages
>>149959156Alright, either way though it'll still be concluded before the January transfer window opens
>>149959093>they're now linking themselves to Larsen from Wolves. They only signed him this month so the likelihood of that move happening is basically nil.You say that, but the bizarre thing is Wolves have done exactly that before. They had Benik Afobe on a loan deal, signed him in the summer and then sold him to Stoke that very same window.
>>149959175Yeah that's a fair call but it's still very rare, there's also only 3 weeks left until the league starts and if Isak is being sold then he won't be playing in case he gets injured (which is a fair probability given his injury record) so they need to make this signing right now.
Just feels like there's something very rotten about how Newcastle is being ran at the minute.
Premier League on tonight
9pm at MetLife Stadium
>>149959308is this a riddle
>>149959323wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
>>149959323Everton vs. Bournemouth 9pm
Was tempted to type the teams out in riddle form but couldn't be arsed
>>149959233>Just feels like there's something very rotten about how Newcastle is being ran at the minute.Yep. As if the on field performance is now an irrelevance to PIF.
>>149959308>"Summer Series"No.
summer series
haha
more like
...
bummer series
hahaha
>>149959398blud thinks hes on the team
>>149959398Who is the one between Palmer and Delap and also the City player underneath Delap?
>>149959495Imagine if liverpool had isak with that conversion rate instead of nunez, jesus christ
>>149959398reijnders or whatever below delap and could be any of their pacey wingers for chelsea
>>149959495>>149959609What's Nunez's conv rate? Can't be worse than etimeme
>>149959470Reijnders he came to city from ac milan
For me top 5 midfielders itw rn
Liverpool: Alisson; Stephenson, Van Dijk, Morton, Robertson; Gravenberch, Szoboszlai; Salah, Elliott, Ngumoha; Wirtz.
Subs: Woodman, Mamardashvili, Konate, Jones, Gakpo, Tsimikas, Doak, Kerkez, Frimpong, Bradley, Nyoni.
NO DIAZ
NO NUNEZ
those numbers are outrageous i love it
>>149959656>>149959681>Reijnders Oh cool, I've only now realised I didn't know what he looked like.
The Chelsea one isn't Jackson, is it? The hair and lack of pixels is throwing me off.
>>149959778A move must be imminent. Otherwise there's no reason you wouldn't want to showcase Darwin slotting a hat trick against Milan
>Joe Gomez has flown home from Liverpool's pre-season tour of Asia due to a minor Achilles injury.
FUCKS sake
>>149960262Marc Guehi welcome to Liverpool
Joe Gomez about to get a flurry of death threats
>>149959690Barely an upgrade tb h
what I wanna know is that if there's a Newcastle then where's Oldcastle?
>>149960568Ur mums anus lmao
>>149959398>wirtz-mcallister-salah-ekitike>rice-odegard-gyokeres-saka-madueCAN't>PEDROneto-joaoPEDRO-Palmer-Estevao->Delap>silva-marmoush-haaland-cherki-reijnders>cunha-hojlund-bruno-diallo-mbeumothat's not your family madueke
>estupinan on the benchcome on
>goes back to sleep
anyone selling shit player?
>Chelsea have bid ยฃ60M for Juventus forward Kenan Yildiz. It was rejected.
Newcastle should go for him then they'll still have ยฃ10m from the Isak sale
>>149960895Don't do it TOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD
>>149959470The City one is Rayan Cherki
Liverpool are playing RIGHT NOW
>>149961008Ignore me I am retarded and misread the post
>>149961016Hong Kong Football Festival
was gonna say 'how are chelsea affording Hato and Simons' and remembered they gave themselves ยฃ400m few days ago.
>>149960568https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldcastle,_Cheshire
I am ready for the Darwin Nunez redemption arc
massive reinforcements are desperately needed
>>149953089>zlatan>dejankek
After all that spending they look worse LMAO!
Lmao wirtz already flopping hard
uhhh liversissies??? i thought we were walking the league? this milan side had 0 shots on target against arsenal...
>>149961238>can't score YET>players from another league need time to adapt and there's no guarantee they will actually adapt>can't defend>friendly game
>>149959287See:
>>149953110/trans/ knew this before Fabrizio
FSG will have no choice but to finally greenlight some spending after this absolute embarrassment
What the fuck is going on with the Liverpool line up? Gravenberch CB, Wirtz in the 9.
>>149961479it's pre season
>>149961479>spend ยฃ500m on attacking players>only have 2 cbs and permacrocked gomez as backup
is flopian wirtz a flop already?
>>149961493Doesn't really answer my question . You don't chuck your goalkeeper up front just cuz it's pre-season.
>>149961644He has a good ball control and can think faster than salah. the problem is him playing as some AMF an salah on the right side, there's no one as central forward or striker
>1st time watching him play
>>149961671try stuff out
have a laugh
>>149961671pre-season is a vibe and it's sad you don't get it
>>149961644It's even worse than that. He's been exposed not only by Milan but also by Stoke. See him being a backup next season after a run of games where he does nothing.
also what's the deal with wirtz with number 58, why dont they give him a new number already
>>149961715They're waiting for the new kits. All the new signings have placeholders.
they doing some kind of square (again)
>>149961706He got 2 assists against Stoke, dave
Guess I'll watch the 2nd half since it's on amazon primate
>>149961792and there it is
I TOLD YOU about Rio Ngumoha bro. He's going to be class.
>>149961752I wouldn't pay any attention to the shape in a preseason game when you have midfielders playing as defenders, kids playing as midfielders, and Wirtz playing up front
Reminder preseason games are VERY important.
Adam Aznou to Everton, here we go! Agreement done and clubs exchanging documents for the left back to join #EFC.
Initial fee worth โฌ9m plus โฌ3m add-ons, understand medical will take place in next 24/48h.
Player also said yes to Everton Project - follows
@Paddy_Boyland
what % of fans would you guesstimate (guess + estimate in one word) watch a pre-season friendly game compared to a premier league game
and out of that % which ones are the loud complainers that are a bit mental
draw a venn diagram of this intersection and get back to me by noon tomorrow
>>149961967>one muslim roach lessgood
>>149961998is he any good germbro? literally never heard of him
>>149961943>>149961997It's only 1-1, calm down.
I wonder if zoomers know what a Venn diagram is
>>149960106Genuine dogshit
I don't follow football that closely anymore but I just wonder why Liverpool would want Isak when they already have Salah who scores more than enough goals?
>>149962024having lots of good players is good
>>149962015im not even watching the game you liversissies are im waiting for a friendly at 3 so do NOT try and assume the context of my posts because you will be mistaken with your poor assumptive abilities
>>149962015>conceding to Milanthey managed like 3 shots (1 on target) against arsenal with 15 year olds in defence and midfield and lelpa in goal.
>draw 1-1 at half time
>'d-dudes I need to write an essay seething about stats and percentages-'
>>149962011he almost never played for Bayern so it's hard to say
>>149962033But can one club afford having so many good players? Aren't there rules for that these days?
>>149962052there are rules over how much money a club can lose but liverpool aren't in breach of those
>Chelsea are reportedly in the advanced stages of a deal to sign RB Leipzig's Xavi Simons
Sesko no longer for sale. Another massive fail by Sandcastle.
>>149962052liverpool didn't spend last year (technically they did but not really a lot) so they could spend a lot this year. They got ยฃ150m for winning title, ยฃ100m+ for CL. So that's ยฃ250m. Only Chelsea ended up with more money than Liverpool and Arsenal in terms of how much was gained (Arsenal got ยฃ120m for 2nd, ยฃ100m for CL and like ยฃ80m for getting to semi-finals).
Tsimikas at CB showing his versatility
>it looks like stupinan wont play today
>>149962082Stalker level obsession
>>149962099what did you say about my nan
>>149962106/trans/ is literally the weirdo cult obsessed FREAKS general. Don't mention this tho or they'll go to /brit/ and cry about being bullied.
Also can someone explain what the saudis gain by giving super high salaries to football players? Do they want to make their league the best in the world? Do they really think it will succeed?
>>149962146>Do they want to make their league the best in the world?why would they want to do that?
>>149962150I don't know, I was asking the question.
>>149962097I expect that's where he'll be getting his minutes next season. Joe Gomez leaving pre season camp due to injury shows how unfortunately unreliable he is as a backup despite having a good showing last season when he came into the team.
Liverpool getting battered by Milan after spending 500M lmao
had a good post (funny) but then i thought you know what, these nerds arent worth it
>>149962173come on fire away, your nan joke gave me a chuckle
>>149962112nah she's good
>1-3Guys
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I-it don't matter because percentage-
HANG YOURSELF SCOUSE RAT CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what's the name of that Poocastle CB who's half decent, Buttman?
>Spending your Saturday afternoon watching a Liverpool friendly
I almost want to cry, this is beyond pathetic, even by ABL standards.
Geordie Bastard working himself into a right seethe because this means Liverpool will now spend whatever it takes for Isak.
Of course he won't take it out on Liverpool - he is scared of Scousers and rightly so, he is only 4'8".
>>149962227>conveniently forgets a Liverpool friendly was nationally televised just two weeks ago
Of course if Liverpool had won, Liversimp wouldn't now be spamming his beloved fanart and dogshit screenshots or anything He has no history of doing that.
>>149962245This is even worse as you've actively searched out a stream to watch it.
>>149962259i'm watching the cricket mate
This is fucking hilarious
>>149962264so you're from india
>>149962277reckon if i were from india i'd have stopped watching about 10 minutes before lunch
>trust Slot with a team other than Klopp's
>narrowly beat Preston and immediately lose to AC Milan
>put a behind-closed-doors result against Stoke on your website to save face
LMFAOOoOoOoooOooooo!!!!!
>>149962327I've honestly never seen a club list a match like that officially lel
>>149962333the fact is a don't care about pre season
i don't even really care about transfers
>>149962146It's all part of their broader strategy to integrate with the jew dominated western economy. It's seems incredibly unlikely it will be anything but this oddity in a really unstable region of the world, but anything could happen to Europe in the future with these inbred lunatic kikes running things in western countries. The region could easily be thrown into a massive conflict on their behalf and the dominance of European football could be a thing of the past.
>>149962171Joe is moving on?
>nooo don't hold us to account it not right!!
You spammed the team news in here you Scouse subhuman. You made it our business. Hang yourself you cunt.
>>149962146Money is irrelevant to them because they have no much of it. The aim is to make you think about football when you hear "Saudi" and not "honour kill their wives for a strand of hair slipping out of her bin bag and chopping up journalists who question them". It's purely about image.
Put in zero effort for Jota while wearing this shite.
Salah I understand but the rest of them pretended to like him.
Preseason and friendly games are VERY important. VERY.
>the greatest moment in the last 12 months for Dave is Liverpool not winning a pre-season friendly
You can only pity United fans at this point.
>not-winning
No, LOSING. It isn't a draw. Typical Scouse lies as per fucking usual.
FIVE HUNDRED MILLION
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>149962399>united mentionedthey're playing in 10 bongs
I'm with Dave here, John Henry get your fucking checkbook open
>>149962362You have to calm down.
>>149962415Is losing not "not winning", Dave?
Liverpool are fucking shit. Man City will walk the league.
stop talking about the match in same thread where they spammed about it
>he actually used the term "not winning"
It's a pre-season friendly. Nobody cares, right?
This is hilarious
ยฃ600m to look infinitely worse
Uhhhhh... Liversissies?? Why are we shit??
>>149962434>match is proof they need a striker/trans/ related
If 4chan ever did force the age verification thing, you'd have to wonder what would happen to the likes of dave. This sort of schizophrenic, obsessive behaviour can't just be bottled up. It would have to come out eventually. Likely, violently. It would be dangerous to age gate 4chan because people like dave would go out and hurt children for 'gangstalking' him, screaming about scouse rats the whole time. It's just too risky.
kek liverpool look absolutely fucking horrendous
all that money wasted
do these clowns actually think arne slot is a good manager?
Here come the schizo essays. Just because Liverpool are 'not winning'.
T-they don't care guys!
>A new record at the Kai Tak Stadium as 49,704 are confirmed as the attendance.
>I TOLD YOU about Rio Ngumoha bro. He's going to be class.
>>14996246150k cared enough
All that money to be shit. I told you all that replacing the entire team wouldn't work. Slot is a fraud.
>>149962465>>149962478All those witnesses to the start of the worst Liverpool team since the PL began
>>149962481I think the one on the left could still be salvaged if any of you lads want to give it a try
how much did they spend again?
>>149952654>register player in team in tax haven country with huge wages>loan him to your actual club in the uk for freeis this a instawin hack?
He'll be up until 8am spamming /trans/ with screenshots after this. Because it's our fault Slot is a thick loser twat.
reminder: dave is on record saying that Liverpool are "the best team"
come on gakpo
leao didn't miss the same chance
La why are we so bad??? My wife just said Leao is sexy. I can't take it anymore...
will there be a parade after the game?
300 mil just to get cooked by Allegri counters
FIVE HUNDRED MILLION
AND YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIITTT
LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT
>Isa Slot reportedly left the bench SOAKED after seeing Leao score.
[Indy]
>>149962545Big zirk is a decent guy
>>149962481was going to say something about someone holding a transflag not even knowing what a "her" is but felt a bit passรฉ
>dave's back on the interracial fantasies
what is it about united fans that makes them constantly worship black men's willies?
Wirtz looked appalling. Bambi on ice.
so we're the underdogs now right?
LMFAOOoOoOoo NOW IT'S FOUR
35m for Tsimikas, right shitizen?
>>149962564Indy is never wrong la
loser
md5: ae129ab9a907c59e827cb4ef24afc15f
๐
STOP BULLYINGGGGGGGGG
LIVERPOOL 2 - 4 AC MILAN
Slot exposed as a Dutch fraud today
>>149962624dude the last goal was cringe
Rio Ngumoha is one to watch, wow what a beast of a player
Ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhabahahahahahhahahahahahaha
>check /seriea/ for their reaction
>one italian is having a full on schizophrenic meltdown
Did get this image from it though. It's over for Arse Slut.
the two genders unironically
ABLism truly is a mental illness...
>>149962688Those posts aren't contradictory though.
EXCLUSIVE: Everton are in advanced talks to sign Malick Fofana from Olympique Lyon.
Official bid submitted and clubs now in direct talks, with Everton also in contact with playerโs camp.
Everton in discussions on personal terms with Fofana, talks underway. #EFC
@romano
>>149962661>90+3 pity goal>Ooooh look, maybe you can get a cheeky draw!>lol, jk
>>149962688We saw it ITT even, spamming every last detail about Liverpool's team and once they started losing 'u-uh no-one watches these who cares??'
>>149962702does the other gender contradict you?
>NO PRESEASON GAMES ARE VERY IMPORTANT AND CLEARLY MATTER NO IF YOU BRING UP MY SHIT TEAM WHEN THEY LOSE THEN I WILL SAY IT DOESN'T MATTER BUT IT DOES WHEN IT'S YOU NO I'M NOT MENTALLY ILL!!!!!
>>149962738what part did you not understand and i will to my best to clarify
Liversimp/Screenshotmong is going to make the thread unusable for the next 18 hours so don't bother using it
Geordie Bastard too will be having a right old seethe (but not at Liverpool, who he is scared of)
>>149962747so youre saying nothing will change
All I can say is wirtz is 100% worth the money
Also
>tsimikas
lmao
>>149962745All of it; nothing about your post made sense.
this is supposed to be a friendly and you guys are acting anything but
who's that chinky fella who plays CB for Bayern? is he any good?
maybe they'd be interested in a swap deal
>>149962778oh well no problem ill break it down for you
>>149962688 posted a screenshot containing 2 tweets claiming they are the two genders
this post
>>149962702 claimed the two tweets arent contradictory
so i cleverly commented
>>149962718 that they said they were two genders not contradictions unless you think that genders contradict each other, maybe its a personal view about the other gender haha
>>149962802an exciting glimpse into how the sausage is made, I'm here for it
>>149962802Oh OK.
The "two genders" meme is supposed to show opposite points of view, I was saying those posts don't have opposing views
>>149962798he's shit. stop exposing how little you know about this sport please.
>>149962734You're actually having a spergout.
>>149962747And your schizophrenia is emerging again.
I wonder how this guy is able to recognize all this mental illness
>>149962574Nobody believes you.
>>149962911in a single half? damn he's even better than we thought
wow i cant believe an overhyped bundesliga player was actually shit this is unprecedented
More proof that Liverpool needs to buy Isak,
Win that game 4-3 if he was there
Arsenal fans on twitter absolutely pissing their pants with excitement that Liverpool lost a pre-season match. Mentally ill wierdos.
>mentally ill weirdos
>went onto fucking twitter and looked up other clubs fans just to seethe about them in /trans/
get off the internet.
They were retweeted on my timeline you dope
>>149963013didn't they lose on penalties on a game they won?
>>149963013That's your typical nig for you.
>>149963086The penalties are a separate thing. The game is classed as a win, the penalties are a meme after game thing for a laugh.