/afl/ Saturday Derby Edition
Suns have mogged Brisbane
Fred vs WCE next
NORF vs Geelong
Crows vs Power
PRISONER OF THE HOUSING MARKET
>four matches
>none on free-to-air
this is why we need an inquiry
>>149957888why should my tax dollars fund afl on tv?
I just can't take it anymore
>>149957888>Not living in a football stateGrim.
Not like you're missing much though, it'll probably be the day with the largest average winning margin in a long time.
the virgin afl score review
>*lispy poof voice*
>review i'm-a-gay
>looking at these angles there is insufficient evidence to determine whether the ball makes contact with the player's head before touching his thumb before crossing the goalline and hitting the post, decision on scoreboard
the chad third umpire
>*burly masculine voice*
>yeah mate just play that one through
>keep going, keep going
>yeah nice ready to make my decision
the first hottest 100 party I went to back in like 2012 I had no idea about the music or anything and just sat there like a retard. everyone was blind drunk acting like spastics, pashing each other and I just sat on my phone (with a keypad). I ended up just walking home with like 30 songs to go and played tf2 at home
>>149957903the fuck are you talking about?
I live in THE football state
we have 10 teams here, you only have two
>>149957904>Rock and roll that for me please
remember when weitering lost his entire lifeโs savings to a nigerian scammer kek
>>149957905based, have no idea why people give a fuck about it. The only one I went to was my cousin and his mates giving each other shit because he rekoned his song was gonna be higher up the list than his mates song, pretty weird flex but whatever
>>149957904Virgin afl score reviewers need to do it all by eye.
The cricket third umpires have it all done by technology.
Lions getting pantsed like Jen Hawkins
>>149957905>>149957920It's an excuse to have fun you autistic fuck.
>>149957936Hnggg best arse ever
Covered in chrome bros gtfih
>>149957920>>1499579052 saddest fucks itt and thats saying something
>>149957927https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/carltons-jacob-weitering-falls-victim-to-elaborate-banking-scam/news-story/c6d202a69aad9222821c66e2a4b79b11
just fucked my arse and came good
Wait, millennials have parties for a radio station countdown?
L M A O
>>149957950Jhawk looked better in the famous red g
>>149957946holy fuck that was the song lmao
>>149957920
>>149957955How is it to have a super big hog? I've tried bending mine around but can't reach.
>>149957936Holy shit what a memory unlock
>>149957957Millennials were the last generation to do things in person. It's an excuse to get together.
Zoomies might be listening to it online and chatting in discord/on 4chans.
>>149957954damn that's fucked. I had a suss call once when I was drunk and legit thought it was a scam but it was the actual Fraud protection line
>>149957958That famous red g was bonds and only worth $5 lol
>>149957976/r/ThatHappened
>>149957957I'm old enough to remember going to the Perth foreshore to play cards, sink piss and watch bogans punch on then get crashed into by Police horses while they had an Australia Day song countdown before the fireworks. This is what they took from us.
jhb
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>>149957958>Fridge build>80% torso>No bubbleOverrated as fuck because of who it was/where it was.
>>149957971this is absolute and utter bullshit, and you are a complete dolt for posting this shit so confidently
>play cards, sink piss and watch bogans punch on t
SHE DON'T LIIIIIIIIKE
THAT KINDA BEHAVIOUR
>g-guys lets get together and have a party so we can listen to eagle rock on the triple j hottest 100 countdown!!
>>149957992this is the unequivocal truth but a couple of speds in here keep up the ruse that her arse is anything more than Irish tier slop
>>149957995>I don't know what the world was like before mobile phones and the internetIt's okay to be young and ignorant.
>yeah fuck hanging out id rather stay in my dungeon staying terminally online, have fun losers!
>>149958001I fell asleep on that very same ferry wedged between 2 asian tourists
>>149957996Free to air shows different stuff to different states.
WA will get the derby, QLD the Bris vs GCS games and SA the showdown. If you aren't in those regions you won't get shit today.
>>149957996nrl are gathering our addresses in secret, so when the code wars start they can make the first move by rounding us up into the wagga ghetto
are you ripping cunts ready for the big derby
>woke up this morning with hope
>lost hundreds betting
>my footy team got pumped
over it all
>>149958030yes lad, on my way to getting blind drunk
>>149958015sif the alf isn't just scumming MY data
it really is amazing the difference between being before/after about 1997 lol
It's so pathetic these people on here who are complete fucking losers with barely any friends, yet they still have things like Facebook, they still attend parties in their mid 30s as if they're a fucking teenager lmao. Even though everybody in their gay little social group thinks of them as a loser, even though everybody in their social group is married, and actually has a life. They're just that sad, pathetic loser who desperately needs everybody else's approval, they spend all day on Facebook. I work with somebody like this and he is by far the biggest, most pathetic loser I've ever known.
NUMEROLOGYBROS I CALLED IT
>>149957728
> 37 disposals
> 4 marks
> 12 tackles
> 14 clearances
guys is matt rowell actually a robot sent from the future to make sure the suns make finals
>>149958054stop talking about yourself LOL
once again i ask why the fuck kayo can't have seperate streams for different matches instead of just simulcasting fox footy (or 503)
straight for qclash to the western derby pretty much straight away, no post-game for the former, no pre-game for the latter
>>149958072How many umpire bumps?
Yep crows are finishing top aren't they? Everyone else is falling off
>>149957992Bad angle as she runs off trying to hide. You know itโs a top tier arse
>>149958074A lot easier having one channel feed into the other. Increased viewership and less hassle for people watching.
>no post-game for the formerProbably for the best. They didn't turn on the MC's microphone.
>>149958006Itโs top tier dickhead. The dusty of arses
>tune in to this radio shit you cunts are banging on about
>hear warning about some dead coon
lol
she can toss my coin if you comprehend my meaning
>>149958096don't care, didn't ask
>>149957992> โOverratedโ> was sexiest woman in the world that yearOkay mate
That has left me so fucking flat. Fuck everything.
>>149958083she's trying to hide because she knows her arse is a disgrace
>>149958108Wouldn't that make it more likely to be overrated?
>Because she has a nice face her arse MUST be the best
>>149957992Reckon that MC wanted to slap it as she ran past?
>>149958009zoomies do shit together all the time you retarded spastic faggot
>>149958109not as flat as jhawk i hope
My dog has the trots and has shat all through the house. Fuck me dead I do not need this today
>>149958118yeah, sit around and talk about who posted what online
feeling a pete murray atm lads seen better days iykwim haha
Crazy that in 2004 every Aus bro loved her arse and yet now with Kardashian arses people canโt appreciate Jenโs perfect peach
>>149958118>Pose for a photo>Post it on the insta>Go homeAmazing.
>>149958122Carpet or floorboards?
Fat boy Reid sperging already
>>149958128This. Small fit asses so much better than fat asses that are popular now with zoomies
>>149958128Kardashian asses are disgusting. They look like giant flesh diapers. I don't know how anyone can like that.
noiseworks wasn't on the shortlist for voting btw
>>149958143Jenโs ass mogs Kardashian
Couldnโt give a poofterโs arsehole about the normie j countdown
>>149958128With gym culture now a thing testosterone levels have skyrocketed. Back in 2004 you wanted to be a skinny fag to wear skinny jeans.
Great Southern Land time.
>jeet waterboy
disgusting iggs, just disgusting
>>149958131Mostly floorboards but she's managed to target one of the rugs. It's a mess. Gotta get out the vacuum mop
>>149958153lol tell me you have no idea without telling me. maybe 2010 but not 2004 bro
>>149958128it's body standards inflation. Look at OG Hugh Jackman body as Wolverine vs Logan body for example. As the boundary gets pushed people need for stimulation. I don't doubt the tribe has something to do with pushing Kardashian tier trash though. Even the "pinnacle" Brad Pitt Fight Club body is called skinny fat now
Time to watch my iggs be shit spastic retards for 2 and a half hours
>>149958156Waterboys should be exclusively cute slags or old gooks
Forgot how nice Jenโs arse is holy shit
It was supposed to rain here today but it's barely rained.
>>149958178exactly
how the fuck is Banfield still in this starting Fred lineup when Young is back
>>149958171JHawkโs arse is the pinnacle
>Triple J
>Girl calling in to let everyone know she shat herself
Reid is gonna sperg hard today the dirty grub, O'Meara is too big a body to bully and he's gonna blow a gasket
>>149958199The modern Australia woman in a nutshell
>>149958200Holy fuck o Meara still plays???
>tfw never been to a triple j listening party
>>149958205Apparently you're meant to shit yourself there.
>>149958200Reid mogged your little fairy poof fyfe and retired him kek.
>>149958215best thing he's ever done
>>149957919he probably saves more in one year since then than most of us do in our lives though
I've seen enough, Fred won't be playing finals
>>149958215fyfe bodied him in the contest and reid chucked a sad and hit him off ball when fyfe wasn't looking
Got a hunch West Coast will win today
>>149958230Fyfe got mogged by an 18 year old, embarrassing
Fred are 6-4 against bottom 8 sides, it's like playing against shitters brings out the vintage Fred in them, so frustrating.
>>149958225Yes he is one of many Carlton players stealing a high salary
>>149958237typical eagles behaviour to glorify king hitting cunts
steak, eggs and bacon for dinner
speaking of fyfe, have you guys heard the latest rumours swirling about him?
The city is full of British fuckheads, why do they love to go to shit bars in the CBD and St Kilda so much?
hope freo win so i can smash my autistic gfs pussy tonight
>>149958253they're containment zones.
>Your session has expired
fuck off i tried to bet just before the wa derby retards
rekon iggs are shitting themselves about Treacy and Voss so Amiss might have a good one today
>Toby Greene has received a one-match ban for striking Isaac Heeney.
Iโm probably the thriftiest poster in /afl/, Iโm always shopping around for the best bargains
wish sebbo posted in here more
>>149958266can you find me a new good quality trailer for under 2k?
>>149958258Who's daylight?
>>149958260yeah it was there, unnecessary as he was already stopped in the tackle
went to the same high school as Natalie Imbruglia desu
Jarred McVeigh also went there to keep it footy related
>>149958282Do you also go to the school as her hotter, more talented sister?
>>149958282I don't give a pooftas arse. That doesn't make you special
the missus has been rubbing her thighs together the past couple minutes
>>149958282kek went to school with her sister Michelle (also hot as fuck)
>>149958290laura is fucking hideous, nowhere near as hot as natalie
I went to a catholic boys school
could've gone to the same school as dani from njz and studied eith her after school
>>149958302crisp soggy sao enjoyer
https://mumbrella.com.au/australia-leads-the-world-in-reddit-usage-882656
absolutely salivating at the prospect of that mental midget Reid sperging out
Itโs okay to be white, itโs okay to be a man
copper kettle chips are the superior footy snack, other options are inferior
>>149958313Sea salt red rock deli chips and in fact, the chip of choice
>>149958307>muh christianity is le badpost nose
I went to the same school (same year) as a Rising Star winner AND a player banned from Essendon during the WADA scandal (a year ahead of me)
Wonder what AFL team Caitlin Stacey barracks for
>>149958311No, but Steven May
>>149958321When I briefly dated her back in 2016 she told me she's a Richmond supporter
But we got the first goal...
>Stacey
>can't spell her name right
>even worse, simping for a feminist
>>149958318red rock deli are the west coast eagles of the chip world, just dog shit
sure if you like eating faggot chips
top kek Reid going straight to the umpire what a little bitch
i think i went to the same school as jake surjan
>>149958334Next match starts in 45 bongs.
>>149958341obsessed weirdo
>>149958341thats the way its gonna be little darlin.
>>149958334Iggs getting mogged and Reid about to throw a fucking fit
idiot
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>>149958341I thought only the captains were allowed to talk to the umpires during the break.
>>149958348>comment on what's happening>y-yuh obsessed
>thats the way its gonna be little darling
Boring sport, boring thread. I'm going to watch some opera.
basedjak riding on the horses yeah yeah
suicide really is the most logical thing to do (for me)
>>149958371based brad scott
>>149957992You actually helped prove her arse is nice as hahaha
nobody will love me until i can learn to love myself
Legit Jen Hawkins might have the most symmetrically perfect arse ever bros
>>149958376same but i'm not worthy of love even from myself. i have no positives, only negatives
>>149958379Symmetrical like a pancake.
>tigers
>lions
>cats
do these teams feel a connection due to being felines?
>5 free kicks against Reid alone already
fucking lol
>>149958376>>149958381>Think yourself shit>People say "You think you're so good" as an insult
nice little cheap for 50 for iggs fucking scumpire
>>149958387lick them pussies
>>149958390The two million dollar man
>>149958393if only they knew how low my self esteem is
>>149958390That's just Freo being kissed on the dick.
>>149958399you don't need any help from the umps for reid to act like an absolute spastic
reid is better than ashcroft and daicos he just cant show it in this rabble
>>149958400Is that Peter Helliar dressed as Ronald?
doubt
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>>149958407>reid is better than ashcroft and daicos
>>149958409think you might be onto something
Is this Silverchair or gay solo era?
>>149958409masonic humiliation ritual
>at a party
>im going to stay on hold for 2 hours to try and get my 5 secs of air time on the radio
are triple j listeners really like this?
>>149958421silverchair's last album
>>149958415This is his hyperbolic training era. When he moves to a team with normal quality team mates he's going super saiyan.
>>149958433>super saiyan.
Why did my mother have children when she didn't actually want them?
uuhhhh harley reid is shit bros???
fuck this guy is going to look good in victoria next year
>>149958438>Joins Essendon>Does his hamstring in a preseason gameMany such cases.
Hopefully Reid heems that Freo poof with the glass jaw
scumpires making their presence known
>>149958433Is that why he got fat?
>>149958445After carrying his team all year the only thing he said was "MORE WEIGHT."
it's not fucking netball your maggot dogs
Harley is based because he makes fred fags seethe
>Umps paying frees because someone attacked the contest too hardkek
>>149958450>>149958454If Kylie was in a porno it'd be classified as cp as she's like 135cm.
Luke Jackson has some very ugly tattoos. He looks like a great big spastic.
>>149958450common knowledge, but for this general a trvke
I literally have a juicier ass than the j hawk
Thoughts on the footy gods?
Fred are just getting too many chances, the dam will break in the second half
What About Me by Nollsey to take out #1.
shan't be alive for much longer
>>149958473gaj would absolutely heem little nicky
>>149958450Why the fuck do we not have the spinning around video in higher quality than potato 720p? Locomotion has a fucking 4k remaster on youtube. Hurry up and fix that shit, Kylie. I want to look at your ass in high def.
Iggs mocking the frockers at good kicking
blew my mind the other day when a listener called in and said she was in year 5 when flume self titled came out. 10 in 2012. fucking hell.
>>1499584881080p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXltcPK0byA
>>149958496thanks mate saving this tab for tonight's coom
>remove attention from Reid
>he disappears
lol
I still want to do the /afl/ recruitment drive
Igglers are on
*click click*
>>149958496Thanks. Guess I should've searched harder.
this game is being over-umpired from both sides 2bh
They've really slowed down this dogshit count. Thought the No. 1 would have been wrapped up by now.
O-Meara goes to the same barber as me and he's legit intimidating
>you listen to music on a surface level, you dont actually understand it like i do
>Itโs top tier dickhead. The dusty of arses
just had a pissweak guilt trip thrown at me lads
real sick of the emotional manipulation here
>>149958544The last 5 songs will take an hour.
played pool against the guys from Jet once. nice enough, considering I had no idea who they were.
>>149958494imagine the legal hsgf poon
Why is friendlyjordies doing do many Epstein vids? Is he trying to get firebombed again?
my mum used 'chronic fatigue' as her excuse to never spend time with me or show me how to do things
>>149958568was that at Langtrees?
>>149958278You don't need one
>>149958557this, the tribe milks every advertising cent they can
>>149958575no, some basement bar in st kilda under a hotel
This is my favourite song
>>149958581>One parent goes into alcohol rehab for a year while the other does some bar work>Able to pay for housing and raising the kids on thatDidn't age well.
>misso just shot down all my potential baby boys names for the future
>>149958585nah he just rode the red carpet of being a big body amateur and then unfortunately the sycophant WA media made him out to be the second coming of Judd and GAJ combined and when his expectations didn't meet reality he got (rightly) frustrated.
>>149958598What were they?
>>149958598my gf is banned from names because I told her she's a fucking retard, I nailed the boy's name first try and she was seething at how impressive it was
>>149958603Kyle, Cody and Corey
>>149958603Hayden
Marcus
Warwick
>>149958612>4, 4, 5Crisp.
>>149958603Bailey
Xavier
Tarquin
Can the eagles come back and win this or nah?
>>149958609>I nailed the boy's name first try and she was seething at how impressive it wasLet's hear it, hotshot.
>DO YA CUM FROM A LAND DOWN UNDA XD
>>149958603I had a theme of French kings
So Louis, Henry, Philip etc
Louis is her exs name. Henry is too common. Didnt like philip.
>>149958611sheesh where is the bussin remix of this song low-key missing that tempo fr
Any name longer than 4-5 letters (and cannot be shortened to that length) is SHIT.
>>149958603Orestes
Neoptolemus
Telemachus
Josh
>>149958613Marcus might okay, the other two are surnames, which should under no circumstances ever be first names.
>>149958627Absolutely based, I've got a similar idea for my hypothetical children's names (French names that work well in English contexts). These are all fantastic names.
>>149958634Based pet owner
>>149958623as if I'm going to give up the gold to you speds, was my Granddadza's name
>>149958627>Wanting to name your kid after her ex
>>149958627Just make sure she doesn't name it something retarded or gay like my bitch mother did with me.
know a bloke named "Moziah" raging alcoholic but a good bloke 2bh
>Original Big Jet Plane instead of Tuka's cover
BOOOOOO
>>149958627don't be a cuck; name him after yourself
"Philofallรณs" will do
>>149958551Don't leave us hanging then, what's it called
>big jet plane was 15 years ago
Canโt do this rn
[spoiler]The Fire Emblem games are a good source of names.[/spoiler]
Girl names are so easy but boy names are hard
>>149958676I find the opposite to be true
Never forget.
Revenge for Kerr.
Death to Fremantle.
>7.13
>5.0
Going to be kino if the Iggs get up. The bad blood that winning from straight kicking causes is amazing.
>>149958696>Kerr>Chickdegenerate fuckheads
>>149958705Compared to what?
Victorian clubs where they rape boys?
typical Fred slopfest, it's their pedigree show up and try against top tier talent but fall asleep and lose their way against shitter
>>149958711wasn't comparing them to anyone you illiterate cunt
The dockers are utter dockshit
Speaking of Kerr, reminds of that derby where Kerr single handed-ly turned the game around for us after getting shit all day.
The problem with finding a good name is that uncultured fuckheads will try to shorten it and turn it into some sort of casual undignified joke of a "name".
pretty funny that 2 time All-Australian Defender Darcy Moore got mogged by Voss but some iggs defenders I can't even name have kept him absolutely silent this week
caught in the undertow
just caught in the undertow
>>149958717>wasn't comparing them to anyone you illiterate cuntAre you the vic cunt posting twinks on /ALF/ all the time?
Were they also underage?
you get the feelings these two teams arent the best of friends
>trying to fight Voss
you dumb fucks that's how he wakes up
Vossy mogging these iggs cucks
>>149958742fun fact: the brits went back to calling their archers yeoman when they went to war with France because "archer" was too French
>>149958643I didn't know it was her exs name
these umps have been so fucking tight all game for both teams, let them fucking fight and niggle for fucks sake
Look whats happening in the UK right now with internet censorship and realize thats coming here in December
>>149958710Emily was the first girl who rejected me. God she had massive tits too, what a missed opportunity
>>149958756Didn't ask cunt
>>149958764>muh interwebzzwho gives a fuck, live in the real world, the internet is a spook
>>149958769you're speaking to me on the internet
>>149958762nah, fuck off
I wanna watch footy, not a gaggle of dickheads punching on
>>149958771i'm not attached to it, i don't give two shits about it
>Daniel Johns was ~13 when recording this
Why weren't you an international music star at 13, anon?
>>149958777then why do you keep talking to me on it
>>149958776fuck man I'm hardcore Fred but the umpires have been destroying any sort of momentum for both sides since the start
>>149958782no reason not to
4992
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I'm off to play Factorio
>>149958776then just call play on or ball it up straight away like they should, no point pandering to meatheads just keep the game flowing but they aren't they are inserting themselves for free kicks and 50's slowing shit down every chance they get
Murphy Reid is the best pick up this year, change my mind
>>149958796Did you mean Harley Reid?
Young is Freo's best player
>>149958804no
>>149958796No one knows who that is
Huge story loss for fartmantle here
>>149958810keep baiting you sad little faggot, one of the best first year players in the League
>>149958804Harley Reid famously drafted in 24 and started playing this year, dickhead lmao
>>149958824No baiting, don't get upset champ. No one watches fred
>>149958840keep dancing fuckhead
Fredfags sure are a touchy bunch
one of the worst umpired WA derby's I've ever seen, if you want to give Iggs a chance stop stifling their movement with calls both for and against them
>>149958851bit of a precious sort they are, always begging senpai to notice them
>act retarded on purpose
>omg Fredfags so touchy xD
ok mate
I have officially given up. Goodnight.
some of you have never been to a festival listening to this song with a girl you love and it really shows
>>149958867Never back down
Never give up
nobody outside of perth knows who murphy reid is you mouth breathing drooling retard
How the hell is this one of Australia's best songs? Zoomers be shit.
>>149958871My and my girl donโt like similar music
>>149958871No need for personal barbs.
my fred are playing like shit. always playing down to a lesser team and can never put anyone to the sword
>>149958878keep coping WABA
>>149958871Maybe because some anons are abuse victims by the sounds of things. Fucking VFL.
>>149958878Wrong, people from Fremantle know him.
>>149958884exactly, so frustrating man. They play out of their minds against teams they should have no right to beat and then fumble around and fuck their own arses against shitters like West Coast
>>149958878He kicked like 5 goals in 5 minutes on debut against Geelong. People watching that game remember him.
>>149958880I don't mind it but it's not top 20
>>149958878You mean Harley Reid?
if you want me
if you need me
im yours
>>149958905Walters might be top 5 of all time for Freo for me.
lol
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>>149958899>>149958908better luck next time champ
>>149958921small forwards definitely
>>149958908>>149958924>getting this defensiveI think the samefag doth protest too much
>Spoils the next song about to be played
>>149958938Next year though heh
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>NOT GONNA SIT IN SILENCE
For me though, it's Troy Cook. He cooked.
lol2
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>>149958924sorry i clearly didn't mean to (You)
>>149958908
cockburn with another derby to add to the extensive trophy cabinet surely this is their year?!!
>>149958956Well he was from Perth Demons. I bet he cooked a fair amount.
I reckon a good fraction of /afl/ posters have committed suicide
>>149958961Why there? Surely they get pollution from Kwinana there right?
>>149958970I dunno they're special they have the passion.
>>149958966On or off the field?
Huh, I thought Liam Ryan went walkabout
you're the voice is the shittiest song in australian history
>Giant Anus marks>>149958980Yeah but do they have the lungs?
>>149958986He's having trouble ay. Rioli situation? They were close.
>>149958991I liked it in Hot Rod (2007)
another dockers premiership in the bag enjoy fellas I'm sure you feel real big
WABA3
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First team to 100 usually wins.
>>149959008isn't that guy on the eastern list?
>>149959008I swear I saw him at Port Beach the other day. Or someone who looks exactly like him.
>>149959018>bagmeant bowl iykwim haha
>>149959023waba went for both dockers and iggs "western Australia best Australia"
where the hell is pendulum, parkway drive, tism and karnivool
>>149959008>>149959027isn't that guy on the epstien* list
>48 points
>11 minutes
Goal every minute and a half.
>>149959028>>149959055rekon he might get the rope after what he did with Obama, still a few years away but it could happen.
>>149959052western Australia has two afl teams......
>>149959046TISM are SHIT is a lock for #1.
>>1499590552bh they are small time compared to Christian Brothers. kek
>down by 48
>yeah quiet down
kek fuckin loser
>>149958938hasnt been your day since 2018 cunt haha fucking loser club
>>149959090BEST Reid in the West
>>149959104So I suppose it's never been Freo's day then?
>no way ged fugged fugg off xd
Fitting song for Reid's song at the Iggs.
>team gets smashed
>yeah im injured aye
>Hamstring pinged
GET THAT MAN TO ESSENDON
So weird how we're bottom of the ladder and currently one of the worst teams of all time yet every week whoever's beating us celebrate like absolute spastics, both the players and supporters. Like, shouldn't you be upset that you aren't winning by even more? Just reeks of low standards, honestly.
AM I EVER GONNA SEE THE BIFF AGAIN
>>149959135This is made up
>>149959135Just like rubbing it in desu
Young has kicked 3 goals from the midfield in his first game and a half back he literally unlocks every other Fred midfield and winger like Switcowski and O'Driscoll. Treacy has had little impact today and Voss got a couple cheapies IMO
>>149959141Made up? Just look at how the Port players were acting a few weeks ago. Every week they celebrate like they're 40 points up in the last Q of the GF. Pathetic
>>149959135>we're bottom of the ladder>we're >weWhich player are you?
>>149959150This didn't happen mate. Horne-francis and Reid had a bit of lip to each other in good fun. That was it
>>149959135total cope mate, everyone knows ladder means nothing in the WA derby. Fred played like shit for 3 quarters and honestly I think the umps fucked Iggs momentum at times, it was over umpired from the get go.
>>149959123It better be proper ay.
>>149959153i don't want to snort about it
>>149959135Fred were 6-4 against bottom 8 sides going into this game they get brain fade against shitters
>>149959150players get hyped after nearly every win mate, especially a comeback, even if it's against a shit team. i know as a poort fan i wasn't celebrating, i was shitscared we were going to share the mantle with st kilda, just relieved we didnt.
the eagles they're here and they'll show you why
>>149959162Nah, we were chasing tail far too much.
>>149959110im not a freo fan mate, i hate both shithole west aus clubs equally
Is there a female goal umpire that isn't at least cute?
>>149959192Where did they touch you?
>>149959189fair enough, I guess they are the only other team who knows how to play Optus. Serong got held hard in the first term and Harley was threatening at times when O'Meara / before Jackson went on him. I dunno. I watched Fred fuck it up in 2013 with Fyfe's shit kicking I will never believe in these cunts until I see a hip in the flesh
>>149959199it's an interesting discussion
>>149959199ill touch your chin and put you to sleep cunt
>>149959204Harley was getting shit early, bumped off the ball.
Nobody came back for him.
I think I see the problem right there. Clearly more ego bullshit fucking things up.
>>149959210Not even a cuddle? Racist.
>>149959213that's a good point actually, you rekon they know he's leaving so why bother backing him up?
not trying to chat shit just looking for comparisons, who is a better first year player, this year, than Murphy Reid?
>>149959235I don't think he's leaving, but the $$$ involved might upset the other players.
If I was Harley, though, I'd avoid Victorian clubs though given recent revelations about child sex trafficking. It's not about the money anymore.
In fact, I think the AFL has a MASSIVE problem.
I thought the Cable issue was bad, that was just groupies. Not a fucking ring like that.
>>149958301I notice Daniel Johns was married to her for 5 years and never got another wife since 2008, sad for him.
>get subbed off
>still bog
>Young
>wearing Erasmus' shirt
lol
north v geelong now thats a rivalry round match up
where the hell is john butler trio
>>149958313Are you a New Zealander in disguise?
WHERE'D ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE GO?
I'VE BEEN CHANGING CHANNELS I DON'T SEE THEM ON MY TV SHOW
anyone watching the lions tonight
Kingy sounding a bit hoarse, was he was Star City last night?
>>149958313meant beef jerky damn autocorrect
>>149959286it's an interesting discussion officer
might grow my hair out and fuck some hot milf sluts
wholesome, subdued and family-pilled Fred
Lyon is cooked off lines for sure
Any chance the cats lose tonight? I have a strange feeling in my balls about that game
>back to back chisel
yeah nice
Kingy is getting Kath revved lmao, imagine the drunken sex
is there something specific about the 26th of july as to why triple j chose these date to celebrate australian music?
>>149959318we can only hope
Midnight Oil - No Time for Games is an easy number one for me
>>149959318would guarantee the iggs the spoon yeah? they'll go four games clear with as many left
>>149959331absolutely no reason why it's on a date with no significance and exactly 6 months to the day from a day which must not be named
>>149959332trip on cheezel
watching frankston/collingwood, bigger crowd than norf lol
>cunts meme'd the veronicas into the countdown and jjj presenters shilled untouched
>no. 7 now and still to hear it
getting nervous. will go nuclear on the abc if it wins
>pissing down rain
>cold
ahhh yess this is the perfect weekend of the year to celebrate aussie music
AND I'VE BEEN BACK TO SOUTH EAST ASIA
AND THE ANSWER SURE AIN'T THERE
I'M GONNA HIT SOME HONG KONG MATTRESS ALL NIGHT LONG
>>149959357for me, it's Redgum
>>149959351nosebleed, scar and untouched will all be in top 5 not sure about the other 2
literally who likes hilltop hoods enough to put it in the top 100
>>149959366very based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3qK0iPWBR8
>>149959366POOR NED
YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD
AT LEAST YOU'LL GET SOME PEACE OF MIND
YOU'RE OUT ON THE TRACK
THEY'RE RIGHT ON YOUR BACK
BOY THEY'RE GONNA HANG YOU HIGH
>>149959374you're gonna be so mad when it's number 1 lol
>>149959374triple j listeners
remember when sam lalors penis popped out in round 1
>>149959399the aflw should show solidarity with him and have their last no. 1 draft pick get her cunt out in her first game
not a single TISM song yet
Which of you spastics is sperging out on the streaming site?
>>149959421only 4 games left. it's nearly over
WE'LL BE SERVIN' IN QUEENSLAND
HOBART, MELBOURNE AND RUSSELL HILL
SYDNEY, PINE GAP
BRISBANE AND BOUGAINVILLE
TONSLEY PARK, RUM JUNGLE
WOODVILLE, ADELAIDE
TELL MALCOLM WE'RE SERVIN'
SERVIN' USA
>>149959418clearly not kindergarten cop as a pfp, drunk scot trash
i like the special two more
Which one of you bad bitches is baking?
oh shit son forgot about inxs. that hilltop hoods and veronicas. grim grimlish.
>>149959468poort flogs did this
>>149959464You're a queef
>owies 3 touches and subbed
blinder of a trade. fire matthew clarke into the sun
Third best aussie song of all time, everyone
Triple J was reddit before reddit came about
Is the Veronicaโs thing ironic for normies orr
would help the verioncas feel touched iykwim haha
Is it worth the extra $10 for 4k on kayo mates?
Who is the 1-2 between? Hilltop Hood's Nosebleed Section and ?
>>149959542AND WE COULD LIIIIIVE
FOR A THOUSAND YEAAAAARS
>business idea: change the date back
>149959536
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>149959544Oh shit, it's an omen.
what's that accent the hilltops hoods have, that's not what we sound like is it?
if inxs get up then port wins tonight
>Cameron on pace for 24 goals
BASED
still a fan of Crystal Castles me
Norf would be playing finals if JHF stayed
friday night footy in my hoody acting hard
PORT ADELAIDE TO WIN.
NEVER TEAR US APART TO RING OUT THROUGHOUT THE LAND.
ADELAIDE MIGHT HOST THE GAME, BUT THE SONG STILL GOES OUT.
Stengle looks like that lazy gin Bolton with a bussing haircut
>>149959621nice curtains, do your knickers match?
>>149959601meant hilltop hoody iykwim haha
>>149959621grim hairline my g
all these songs from 20 years ago just remind me of sitting in traffic on the freeway back and forth to some awful casual labor job
>Hilltop Hoods is Adelaide
>INXS Tear us Apart is Port Adelaide
>It was the 1 v 2 showdown
Holy kino storylines.
Teenage girls scare the livin' shit out of me
it cant be cringe us apart it just cant be thats lame as fuck
tfw 8 of my 10 songs voted. woulda thought absolutely everybody would be in and my island home. at least I know I'm normie core
never rated this song tbqhwyf
Which one of you certified baddies finna make a newie?
WE COULD LIVE
FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
IF I HURT YOU
ID MAKE WINE FROM YOUR TEARS
I TOLD YOU
THAT WE COULD FLY
COS WE ALL HAVE WINGS
BUT SOME OF US
DONT KNOW WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GO PORT
GET FUCKED CROWS
POWERRRRRRR
ITS LINING UP PERFECTLY WITH THE POWER PREGAME!!!
>4 games including 3 rivalry match ups
>Every single game is completely one-sided
Why do I look forward to things? Life is so disappointing.
>>149957872 (OP)Why was Port up Adelaide's arse all night?