Thread 149963271

>player A takes a corner
>his team mate player B scores
>player's A corner counts as an assist

>op's mum is dead
lol

Why shouldn’t it count as an assist desu

>>149963694
assists should only count from open play not from set pieces.
there is nothing completely non-random about chucking the ball in a fully crowded box. it's luck, player A didn't even want to assist. his managers indications was 'just curl it and we'll see what happens'.

>>149964145
so if someone scores directly from a corner it shouldn't count as a goal?

>>149964145
Why does, and how the fuck does, an assist have to be 'random' ?
I do get the sence that op is retarded

>>149964255
>Why does, and how the fuck does, an assist have to be 'random'
not sure what you mean, but yes corners "assists" are completely random
>the sence
good morning sir

>>149964209
a goal is when the ball crosses the ball line by definition since forever, and forever shall be this way
an "assist" should be a pass from player A with the clear intention of assisting player B instead of the modern vague queer spectrum like we have now.
if i take the corner and you score but our team mate brushes the ball halfway, let me guess: i am a preassister and he is an assister? beyond retarded, it's just statfag NFL tier trash along with the likes of xG.

>>149964455
I would argue there's more skill in a well delivered cross than a penalty so I don't know why one should count as a goal but the other shouldn't count as an assist
>if i take the corner and you score but our team mate brushes the ball halfway, let me guess: i am a preassister and he is an assister?
Yes if someone makes a great cross into the box and the ball happens to bounce off my shoulder and someone else scores then I get the assist despite doing nothing, thats just how it is
>beyond retarded, it's just statfag NFL tier trash along with the likes of xG.
Assists and preassists are by their very nature statfaggotry

Ceci n'est pas une assist

>>149963271 (OP)
Sounds like you've never had to suffer >your club having corner takers who can't get it past the first man half of the time

>>149964731
actually it was.
as i said 'player A with the clear intention of solely assisting player B'

>>149964621
>there's more skill in a well delivered cross
sure.
but not a curler corner kick towards a spot in the box where there are 5 static players per square foot where anything could happen.
a well delivered cross concurrently anticipating the forward speed & defenders backtracking, indeed takes a certain amount of skill. like the one above.

>>149963271 (OP)
>>149964145
>>149964338
>Random
https://youtu.be/phP_Wr3E6-I?si=V7H3fZR-PWU0buWE
https://youtube.com/shorts/oo2BXGeLOYU?si=232mjSk4d-a-97e8
https://youtu.be/eFYnau_JjBM?si=oye_XT4GFx8j2yDJ
https://youtu.be/z2i6ijvR1Zs?si=7Zg6FyhGL8F5QJSb
Shut up Bitch. Maybe watch a player that has real technical skill

"Assist" is a dumb stat anyway, who cares?

>>149964898
>"Assist" is a dumb stat anyway, who cares?
>>149964621
>Assists and preassists are by their very nature statfaggotry
actually true, irl nobody cares, i was just making a random observation

OP has never kicked a ball before

>>149964145
>i cant pass the ball to a specific player or general area around him, therefore everyone else must be doing it randomly
Kek

>>149965011
was merely pointing out the extra faggot shit tacked on this sport mostly for american entertainment reasons and bet agencies

not my fault your local idol Mohamed Jackson-Peters can't score o algo

>>149964924
Lol I knew you were just shitposting, I just fancied a argument because I was waiting for the bus into town so I could get pissed

>>149963271 (OP)
>Romanian