Liverpool EXPOSED as shit after spending 500 MILLION

1. Man City
2. Arsenal
3. Chelsea
4. Liverpool
5. Man United
6. Tottenham

Don't worry Liverbros I'll make sure to talk about Arsenal for the next 12 hours. I'll spend every second on twitter looking up fan accounts of Arsenal and making sure to take screenshots and post about them.

I'm not obsessed, though. I'm not in a weird cult like mindset. I'm just doing it because Arsenal fans bullied me 5 years ago.

Liverpool are fortunate to have the funds available to repair their squad after years of neglect

>>149963317
>6. Tottenham
Spurs finished 17th mate. You think they can climb 11 places with CL football to do?

>>149963318
Oh you mean Quansah who doesn't play for us anymore?

>Arne Slot confirms that Luis Diaz was left out v AC Milan due to the ongoing discussions over his future. However, Darwin Nunez's absence was down to a minor fitness issue.

>>149963353
Yes, the Quansah who was not deemed good enough for the Liverpool bench is better than Kim. Rub your singular braincell against the side of your skull and see if you can spark up a thought as to what that post is implying.

>>149963380
>nooooooooooooooooooooooo he can start every single game for the German and Italian champions but can't play in the 4th round of the Caramel Cup for Liverpool

>>149963350
yeah i do

>>149963439
Based on what?

>>149963435
Correct. Those leagues are bad, England's are not. Please stop trying to use FIFA21 stats (you're too poor to buy any past this one) to form your football opinions. You genuinely should be banned for these posts.

>saw the 4th ac milan goal
LMAO tsmi...

>>149963462
intuition, facts, logic, experience, knowledge, a certain je ne sais quoi

>>149963510
Sounds Greek to me, mate.

>>149963467
Why ban me when you have me filtered already pussy?

>people STILL reply to Ireland instead of filtering him
LOL.

>>149963284 (OP)
Liverpool are gonna get exposed on the counter next season. AC Milan didn't even play that well and they still schooled them.

>Rio Ngumoha created the most chances (2), won the most duels (4) and completed the most dribbles (3) in the first half against AC Milan.

>>149963556
take your own advice pussy

>>149963562
*Jaws theme plays as Todd Boehly's forehead breaks the surface*

>>149963528
What the fuck are you talking about? I couldn't reply to you if I had you filtered. Although now that you mention it, it's actually a good idea to filter you. You are legitimately worse than dave and DSL combined and the worst part is that they're trying to be annoying, while you are legitimately just below Downs Syndrome levels of intelligence. Asking what compression leggings do and asking if someone you've never watched play is good and then getting angry at the responses to the question you asked. You need to see an actual doctor about this. You need a carer. You're likely entitled to some pretty good money too.

>he doesn't know how filtering works
>he doesn't know I can see people replying to filtered posts
>he then replies to me thinking I don't know he's replied to me
LMAO. Keep seething, I'm not reading your shit. Clueless with bants, clueless with football.

>>149963625
do it faggot (you won't)

>>149963640
It's just a filter pussy. Do it and stop talking about it

>>149963317
Liverpool
Arsenal
Chelsea
Man City
Newcastle
Brighton

>>149963467
>Please stop trying to use FIFA21 stats (you're too poor to buy any past this one)
this is cold blooded

Peace at last. A truly outstanding level of retardation, even among the elite retards of 4chan. Lower football knowledge than MASONRAPEMYARSE777CR7 on twitter.

>waaaaaaaaaaahhh mommy the words are hurting me

>>149963640
You should have stubs turned off if you're actually filtering people. If you're not doing that, then you're just pretending to filter people and opening their stubs to read them and get annoyed anyway.

>>149963593
>we're gonna need a nigger boat

>>149963691
>Liverpool
Kek

>>149963735
kek

>>149963726
I don't open the stubs. The filter is just there so I know if somebody is being retarded and replying to the clueless moron.

Yeah I'm thinking arsenal are winning the league. Conceding a single goal, much less 4, to that garbage Milan team is embarrassing.

why did liverpool spend 150m quid for someone who scores 0 goals

>>149963696
Big step m8. Maybe try on that pretty dress again now

>>149963750
See: >>149963726
If you have it set to where you can see people replying to your filtered poster, then you havent actually filtered them at all and are just pretending to.

>>149963763
Bare in mind City and Bayern only offered 50M

>>149963696
by the look of that picture you need to be alan turing to figure out the filter system

>>149963780
It's not pretending, it's filtering them so I don't see their posts. But if you stub remove, then you get random replies without context.

>liverpoo bought 3 bundesfrauds

Anal Slut is a bald fraud

>>149963744
Surely you don't let a loss against this Milan superteam define your season predictions

>>149963783
/sp/ told me city and bayern both put in for 200m but he was a liverpool admirer who wanted to be the next stevie g

>>149963726
>You should have stubs turned off if you're actually filtering people
dweeb of the year comment

>>149963812
no you turn off the replies to filtered posts

get a load of these homos discussing strategies to fight words

>>149963812
No you don't, you just don't see any replies to the posts at all. That's why filtering with the stubs on is pretending to filter and filtering without stubs is actually filtering. One keeps the poster's presence in front of you and the other removes them entirely.

>>149963821
That reminds me.

I need a venn diagram of dudes who are afraid of stubs and those that call anime "art" please

big news from indy

>>149963884
who gives a fuck

nothing worse than stubbing your toe

>BREAKING: Kostas Tsimikas, new Sunderland player as every document has now been approved and exchanged.

>Liverpool and Sunderland completed the process with formal authorization to travel — medical to start in next 24h. It is believed that the player sold been sold for roughly £35 million.

>Tsimikas, coming soon.

Told you so.

>>149963925
words are worse than stubbing your toe
that's why I use a 4chan filter

>>149963925
why don't they make the whole toe out of the black box?

>

Any news on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>type that again and see what happens

would rather stub my toe than be snubbed by gakpo

>>149964045
I have you filtered m8 I can't read your posts

I could heem every single poster on my filter list.

melty

Can we go back to having proper /trans/ OP's please? The seethe over the dippers is pretty boring now.

I think he left to stare at his 'timeline' until the filter bullying ends (he still see's the stubs or something)

>>149963963
>£35m
no chance

>>149964161
why not homeboy? Is Sunderland just frontin'?

>>149964160
He's busy making up some new personalities so his other ones can pretend to have us filtered

>>149964240
poor guy has been awake for two days straight writing code to ensure he can still access his naked cartoons online

>>149964024
only certain teams can beat milan in the preseason

how do you even lose to current milan?

>>149963284 (OP)
EARLY

>>149964322
I could filter you for that

>>149963815
I've seen enough. Liverpool SUCK.

cold rainy day, cup of tea, bit of football on
bliss x

>>149964382
Its 21°C mate

>>149964396
got a fan on

That's what happens when you sign "fullbacks" who are glorified wingers and spunk all the rest of your budget on attackers.

I love fucking trans, lads

JUST IN;

Arsenal are maintaining good contacts with the representatives of Eberechi Eze

Arsenal are strongly considering making formal contact with Crystal Palace as soon as they make sales.

Eze is very KEEN on joining Arsenal

@FabrizioRomano via YouTube

I told you about the fat dutch retard.
>pumping the team with dutch nigs while leaving Elliott and Chiesa on the sides

The signs were there.

had a fat dutch in dam the other weekend haha

>>149963330
>years of neglect
Klopp's years were the best they had in 30 years you retard.

Kelleher is shit btw. Mid Championship club level.

Slotto really believed that winning a weak league with his upcycle players and refball makes him a great. Howling.

Reminder that Salah wanted out last year, when he was in his godtier form the first half of the season. Then he became the Egyptian Bendtner and he suddenly, mysteriously signed an extension.

>>149964503
Dutch fraud

get them tagged

>>149964596
>Mid Championship club level.
retard

Liverpool LOST today. Let that be known.

Liverpool actually won today. Its the anit-Scouser media trying to make you eleven otherwise.

>>149964596
>Kelleher is shit btw
non ball-knower detected

Liverscreenshottrannysimp:
>I will spam every last detail about the upcoming match against AC Milan including Herr Slot's selected team and even the kit they're wearing in /trans/
ALSO Liverscreenshottrannysimp:
>nooo stop posting about the very same match I mentioned earlier in /trans/ nooooooo did you know that percentage-wise, people don't care about- nooooooooooo

>>149964729
>eleven

I wrote "think". I dont even know how this autocorrect happened.

>>149964764
>autocorrect
more like anitcorrect sometimes eh?

>>149964763
that kit was objectively a belter

>>149964713
They didn't lose, they just did not win. Important distinction

>>149963317
chelsea
liverpool
man city
arsenal
newcastle

notice how google won't even let arsenal be top of the league on alphabetical order

>>149964810
>AFC Bournemouth

our lessie

yank solved the mystery everybody

>>149964817
oh ok.

>>149964810
Mong boy shagged up the arse by a Yank

>>149964810
>notice how google won't even let arsenal be top of the league on alphabetical order

>>149964838
they're afc bournmouth

Frogposter being the least intelligent poster of any thread as usual

>People really think the title is going to between Chelsea and Liverpool
I swear no one in these threads actually knows ball.

>>149964858
wheere did chelsea come from?

>>149964136
Anyone who actually cares about football outside of the Slop Six will abandon this general until further notice. Actually fucking embarrassing.

>>149964803
It is. It really, really is.

>>149964858
This. Liverpool dont stand a chance.

It doesn't even look good. Looks like some unofficial shite.
They wore it while they shipped 4 goals to AC Milan with King "Kenny Dalglish" Kenny in attendance. Complete lack of backbone.

Liverpool is signing Mbappe after we get Isak.

>>149964882
All that to get pumped by AC Milan

Chelsea paying themselves to get some much-needed signings through the door

BREAKING:

https://x.com/AnfieldSector/status/1821285701448565204?t=AAivRSK7iIH30TS3RE8-PA&s=19

LETS GO! LIVERCHADS WIN AGAIN

>>149964852
I know I just found that funny
>>149964853
Humourless sod

>>149964910
Huge gazumping this la'

>I-I was joking please don't bully me as 4chan is my entire life and my social media platform-
Back to >>>/r9k/ you go, vile incel frogposter. Not wanted not needed here

>>149964934
just filter him m8 he's not worth it

>>149964687
is indy the most powerful kfc worker to have existed

>>149964944
him or the colonel

starmer regime will ensure no more early threads because only bongs do that

Spurs drew 2-2 at their training ground against the mighty Wycombe Wanderers.
Sarr scored two, Son and Richarlison failed to score.

used a vpn for a wank and felt dirty doing it
why is starmer so against me watching porn in my own house

>>149964936
Any word on Kim Pak-choi being part of the deal?

>>149964936
That will be one hundred million smackaroos, por favor.

>>149964958
what hope do you give thomas frank
the team doesnt look that bad but constantly injured

More on exclusive Yoane Wissa story.
- #NUFC told door closed unless they pay £50m+
- Verbal pact broken allowing £26m exit after Ivan Toney left last summer
- Wissa refusing to train. Views #NUFC as once-in-career chance to play UCL

>>149964958
yeah it was boring as was the luton game 0-0
austin let in an awful goal

>we understand
code for 'i just made it up lol'

>>149964968
Maybe you should stop watching porn.

>>149964988
he's actually right about this one. the deal's done. being announced soon.

>>149964936
thought diaz was great for liverpool so surprised they are willing to move on here
especially if they dont sell nunez

>>149964999
rumour is diaz wants a move and a big fat contract

>>149964996
what is the fucking point of owning a laptop then

>>149964999
he's paid like 5 pounds a month on his current deal and rightfully wants a new one, the data nerds don't think he's worth the improved contract at 28 years old

spent the last week just grinding the fuck ton of Nier Replicant (already 30+ hours in 1 week alone), i was immediately hooked from the get go but the drop rate is beyond bullshit I spend the last hour just gathering 10 (TEN) Titanium Alloy for a fucking kitchen knife mission.
anyway WHERE'S THE NEW MIDFIELDER JIMMMMMMM

>>149964687
Nothing happens until that fucking carrier pigeon delivering Bayern's second offer for Diaz finally arrives.

Diaz sold -> Liverpool make a bid on Isak -> Isak sold -> Newcastle make a bid on Sesko/Wissa

>>149964985
>Wissa refusing to train
If Isak wanted the Liverpool move that much then he'd do the same

>>149965009
Writing scripts, editing movies, the list unironically goes on.

>>149964999
Diaz was great for Liverpool but Slot prefers Gakpo. He was still starting games as a false 9 last season but with Isak + Wirtz + Ekitike coming in he can see the writing on the wall

>>149965029
nerd

>>149965027
you think newcastle are selling isak before agreeing a deal to bring the replacement in? they've been gazumped every single transfer there's not a chance isak goes until they've signed his replacement

thinking about liverpool getting battered earlier

Poocastle need to reinforce the rest of the squad more than they need to replace Isak. Barnes/Gordon/Elanga is still a pretty good frontline

>>149965029
minesweeper, drawing your house in mspaint, moving folders around on your homescreen

I bought a laptop and built a gaming pc for a combined 1.5k only to never use them. Tech is cool till it becomes your job and then you want nothing to do with it in your free time.

>>149965119
I'm on the computer all the time after work.

Florian Wirtz Liverpool Debut:

0 Goals/Assists
0 Shots
0 Accurate Crosses
0 Key Passes
0 Long Balls

150M FOR JAMES MCATEE WITH SWAG

>I bought a laptop and built a gaming pc for a combined 1.5k
corrr *lick's lip's* all those X screenshots created in mere milliseconds.....

>>149965194
I don't know where you get your stats Dave but he laid one on a plate for Salah and another that Elliott was too slow to control. On another day he has two assists in 30 minutes

>>149963284 (OP)
jota merchants will pay the price this season
Shouldn't have sold him to FC Hades

>>149965182
What chair do you have? Sitting in mine all day does my back in. I've seen some of those ergo chairs but they cost 100s or even over a grand.

>>149965205
What?

>>149965251
it's bitter, but you need to take the phone posting pill for the sake of your back

>he unironically owns a laptop
>he doesn't telepathically upload his thoughts to 4chan through sheer force of will

>>149965268
Yeah I always phone post. Have to alternate between kuroba for lurking and browser for posting though, after the new captcha fucked up posting from most imageboard apps. KurobaEX works fine but the UI is God awful.

How much is this guys buyout clause after this signing with Atletico, he can be real hot market shit next summer after Worldcup and a big club season

€50m vs £150m

just saw the highlights, Liverpool got absolutely OBLITERATED by a Milan team that had zero shots on target vs Arsenal.
How did shitizen take the bad news ?

>twenty nine seconds

>>149965251
just a random one from ikea im pretty sure. looks something like this.

>>149965441
Eddie is lying to the Geordies. They accept this treatment.

>>149965473
snooze you lose, I guess next time you'll need to be quicker

>>149965504
>the e-drama leving leaf missing the point yet again

>>149965441
Liverpool should pay the £150m+ then. Why aren't they doing that?

>>149965533
He isn't worth that much, they can accept £70m

>>149965533
Slotto has realised today it doesn't matter if you score 2 every match if you're conceding 4. He's in the market for two new CBs.

Newcastle can't even pull Wissa man they won't be able to sell Isak even if they're willing to at this rate

>>149965550
>PIF selling Isak for £70m

>>149965476
idk if its the same in the UK but you can find herman miller aerons used pretty cheap here from office liquidators
i had really bad back and knee problems from sitting in a $75 ikea chair for years and they went away within a week once i got my aeron

how are newcastle having a worse window than sunderland

>>149965367
this wirtz transfer will be remembered for all the wrong reasons

>>149965560
their names are Buttman and Schar

>>149965047
Was good wasn't it

I TOLD YOU that Liverpool would get exposed on the counter. Kerkez and Frimpong are terrible in recovery and Van Djik is too slow to do 1v1 now.

>>149965811
Frimpong was playing RW you dummy

>>149965855
Miles out of position then ;)

>getting scored on by rubens loftus cheek
fucking grim liverpool

>scored on
FOY

>heh maybe if Liverpool start Tsimikas at CB every week we won't get battered

Spuds played 2 matches today against literal who's and couldn't win either

>>149966036
2 matches in one day is tough going. Meanwhile Liverpool only played 1 match and got absolutely fucking battered and that was after spending £500m.

>>149966036
yeah it was mad boring lots of U18 players and players playing out of position, 3rd choice keeper let in one of the worst goals ive ever seen https://youtu.be/qajcU92j58Q?t=195
they charge something like £40 for the pre-season friendlies and all if you dont pirate it, albeit assume that includes the games against arsenal/newcastle/bayern still a mad rip off

think some medical researchers should be sent to these threads, papers could be written about liverpool induced psychosis

>>149966151
Oh fuck they are finished

Kloppo's inhaler supply must have ran out

>>149966222
Well I doubt we'd talk about it as much if it had not been made such a subject of interest by Liversimp. He was spamming the thread with the squad and all that so it is our duty to discuss it.

>an entire week of Liverpool shilling
>suddenly its psychosis when people start bantering liverpool for a day

gyok has signed the contract

>>149966301
They've just come back to reality. Realising they've spent £500M on a Dutch fraud.

>>149966334
Low IQ creatures

Now that he's moved to a bigger club, are manure fans finally wiling to admit that Rashford was always a snidey dirty cheating cunt?

it's pronounced yokeres btw fellas

i miss mctominay even though i was happy he left at the time

>>149966329
did you hear he scored 20 penalties last season?

>>149966584
did you hear Wirtz was the worst player on the pitch for Liverpool today?

that will be 130mil and bonuses, ty

>>149966036
HOLY FUCKING SHITTTT HAHAHAHA THEY ARE SO SHIT AND WILL GET RELEGATED
>800 GORILLIAN TO NOT BEAT WYCOMBE AND LUTON
HAHAH- oh wait we only post like that when liverpool are involved.

>>149966702
Liverpool had their best transfer window ever after winning a league title
Tottenham finished 17 last year, fired their coach and signed 2 players that they had on loan and we're already obligated to buy

>>149966584
good that they won't have to rely on saka then

>>149966329
Corrrr that'll be a great transfer as long as Arsenal only play shitters like Sturm Graz and Rio Ave all season.

>>149966702
mad that its almost like spurs fans arent a millionth as insufferable innit

Glad to see Livermong isn't completely rattled

>>149963284 (OP)
>friendly match
>exposed

What kind of football tourist is OP

>>149966775
ah yes because it's far more insufferable to post DAE LIVERPOOL = BAD every single minute instead of, yknow, actually discussing transfers.

>>149966800
newton's third law of motion m8

>loan with an option to buy

>>149966796
We scored 2 goals against them when arsenal could only manage 1. Who really got exposed?

>>149966833
>concedes 4
>thinks about arsenal only scoring 1
arsenal are living rent free in your head

>>149966833
These kind of discussions are above your paygrade

>>149966761
there is no need to be upset

Fulham in for Reiss Nelson again.

>>149966869
Quite jovial me mate, would have preferred if Arsenal bought Sesko because he is total and utter garbage but Gyokeres is not much better.

for a team that has won fuck all
arsenal really do cause a weird level of seething

>>149966907
You're confusing seethe with mockery

it's only weird if you're heavily autistic and have no concept of how humans interact.

man utd had their worst season in like half a century or more but everyone focuses on arsenal instead because they're actually relevant

call that weird, ill show you weird, ill show all of you, just you wait

Yep
You are the heavily autistic one
So what if I spammed for hours about Liverpool's pre-season match only for them to lose
Doesn't mean YOU can post about it in MY general

Saturday, 7pm, football is over. Dinner is eaten. Fulfilment levels are dangerously low. Should I be productive? No, I know. I'll defend my football team on /trans/ (not a transexual thread, its confusing, don't worry about it)

>>149966995
>nooo im mocking them
they are living rent free in your head and you dont even know it

>when you read about Salah's troubled past...
I know forgiveness is recommended by the Bible but Jesus...

>>149967091
We'll see this in action from 11pm until 8am in jpg form

Where have all the Liverpool customers gone?

Liversissies trying their hardest to divert attention from their EMBARRASSING defeat

>>149966784
Kek he can't hack the banter

>>149967091
Ah yes the "rent free" cope.
>Arsenal make a signing
>Point out why it's not going to work
>"R-rent free!!!!11"
If I comment on Liverpool losing to this shitty Milan side are they in my head rent free also? Is Milan? Are they both?

>L'Équipe] Lucas Chevalier closer and closer to PSG

Allegedly contract extension talks with donnarumma are at a standstill. He wants top top money and psg are hesitant to give it to him. 1 year left on deal. If he doesn't sign an extension soon, he'll sign with someone in January for a summer 2026 transfer.

>>149966684
What's your refund policy?

>>149967163
>Donnarumma
After today's performance maybe Liverpool should buy him. They'll have no problem paying PSG whatever they want and giving him the "top top money" that he craves because that's the only way Liverpool know how to do business.

>>149967170
what a cringe video

Do NOT speak negatively about Arsenal

Everyone talk about Arsenal now not Pool

El Slotto just got a few teething troubles la

>>149967245
okay wont do
>>149967261
okay will do

ah another schizo thread, i'll check back later.

All that hassle for Gyokeres and it turns out to be 63mil? Liverpool pay that without batting an eyelid

>>149967316
Will take a hell of a lot more than that to sign Isak, pet.
Add £7m and we're talking!

Gakpo is better than Isak in the eye test

>>149967316
Sorry, we only deal in guaranteed fees here after the Liverpool transfers. Gyokeres was bought for 55m.

>>149967478
>Gunners to pay a £55m guaranteed fee
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/13401260/viktor-gyokeres-joins-arsenal-sporting-striker-completes-transfer-to-premier-league-club-signing-five-year-deal
Sky Sports News-approved fee reporting

>[Keith Downie] Newcastle are set to move on to other targets with a deal for Brentford striker Yoane Wissa currently looking unlikely. Wissa has told Brentford he doesn’t intend to return to training as a result of the club's stance.
They might unironically end up with Calvert-Lewin

>Sporting said they wouldn't sell for less than £59m
>Arsenal talk them down to £63.5m

>>149967655

>>149967655
almost as genius as man united bidding £70m for mbeumo then after 2 months of negotiations talking brentford down to £71m

>>149967652
From
>Isak and Ekitike
To
>Isak or Ekitike
To
>Just Isak
To
>Sesko
To
>Wissa
To
>???

>>149967652
>Newcastle are set to move on to other targets with a deal for Brentford striker Yoane Wissa currently looking unlikely
How fucking low are Newcastle going to sink?

As a united fan I'm betting on arsenal doing at least the double next season of league and one of the cups

Anyone selling frauds?

>>149967655
when did sporting say this
or are you having another moment

>>149967159
>he keeps going
this is severe and i feel sorry for you

Newcastle sign Calvert-Lewin
Isak is sold to the Saudi league project

1. Chelsea
2. Man City
3. Arsenal
4. Man U

>>149967718
Jayden Danns welcome to Newcastle

Manchester United (protagonists) play in 4 bongs and 20 bings

>>149967813
Good list

>>149967724
nicholas jackson welcome to newcastle

>>149967787
see, i hadnt thought about arsenal until your (you), now, i'm laughing again
>5 years
>900 million spent
>not ONE single trophy
>sharteta

>>149967842
Bet they dont lose like Bottlepool

>>149967813
why do people think chelsea are good
are we actually rating the cwc

>>149967655
>The 27-year-old has joined from Portugal’s Sporting CP for a €63.5million fixed fee (£55m, $75m) with a further €10m possible in potential add-ons, signing a five-year contract.
pardon?

>>149967933
Because theyre not fraudulent like slipperpool

>>149967883
jackson is going united in a transfer where everyone loses

>>149967941
It's just the resident Troon (sometimes referred to as "Geordie Bastard") deflecting from Isak and Liverpool talk. He's scared of Scousers.

>>149967807
thanks doc
any update on the gf to anon transfer this window

My favorite liverpool player and the best left back the premier league has seen at his peak :3

>>149967842
Yeah? I don't support them but I'll wait up to watch it, find a stream, watch the entire game, then obsessively post about it for several hours about how shit they are.

>>149968020
kek you're right, they are shit

leeds have signed Lucas Perri
could they stay up

lmfaooo Liversimp deeply annoyed that he spammed about the pre-season match for hours then had to suffer people talking about the result (LIVERPOOL GOT FUCKING BATTERED)

>>149968049
Hes rattled

>>149967946
they looked awful for parts of last season

>>149968001
good post

is this dave? or multiple people i cant even tell anymore

Isak's camp were retarded. Had they pressed earlier, he could've landed in Arsenal or Liverpool.

Now, it's way too late. No one's paying 150m for 6 months of action

Liversissy has reached the bargaining stage

>>149967724
Part of the issue is that clubs don't seem to have worked out yet that Newcastle can't spend whatever they want despite how rich the owners are because this isn't pre-2010.

do you think dave's aware that he's gay or is it suppressed? he spends all day talking about sissies and black penises. it's very odd.

>>149968315
PIF probably realise it's a deadend hence why they're pumping money into golf and fighting

>>149968315
Surely they have some leeway though
I know Howe was upset people slapped on the Newcastle tax
But they can spend some money

>One of the reasons United picked up Amorim was they hoped that Gyökeres would follow him to Manchester
lmao

Lol. Lmao.

https://x.com/CF_Compss/status/1949098739794170046

>>149968362
They were doing that anyway, but it's way easier to put money into those things. Football is still the world's number 1 sport though. I'm more than surprised they haven't sold the training ground or woman's football team to themselves though.

>>149968372
They can spend, but I think there's some reluctance about just accepting whatever the club selling the player wants. They have to at least be seen to do some negotiating otherwise clubs just ask for a retarded amount right off and refuse to budge.
Seems to have been the case with a few targets this window where there's some negotiating going on and then right when it looks like it could be about to happen another club comes in and pays the extra £10m-20m.

>>149968421
How can a club get everything so wrong so consistently?
>Decide to sack Ten Hag
>Can't find anyone to replace him
>Keep him and give him a new contract
>Give him £200m to spend despite him pissing away £400m on shitters he used to coach
>Sack him anyway
>Have to pay him off even more
>Bring in a coach that insists on playing a formation none of your existing players play
>Bring him in because you want a specific player he used to coach
>Don't get the player
That's all within the last 12 months. Hilarious institution.

>>149963284 (OP)
GIVE THEM ALL SPORTS CARS

>>149968486
£35m defender btw

Today has DECIMATED liversissie's delusions of grandeur. Hes now BEGGING Man City not to roll him over.

>>149968608
KWABOTD

>>149963467
Done him

>>149968608
dont forget that sir jim is currently out crowd funding for a new 2 billion pound stadium
surely that will go smoothly

>>149968649
They all have them they're just to retarded to do it right like Antonio

>>149968608
Can't believe you left the Ashworth debacle out

>>149968738
>>149968785
I can't keep up with that circus

>>149968738

Why has no one attempted to get Pavlidis? When he’s on his game he’s clear of Gyökeres. He would do great for a team like United that’s missing a striker and 35m is nothing in the current market.

actually missing football

>>149968812
he's too inconsistent. they're prolly waiting to see if he'll do another good season before a bigger club scoops him up

>>149968812
Benfica won't sell him after a single season
There's actually no article whatsoever that I can find linking a PL team to him in this window btw

>>149968839
People keep saying he is inconsistent but I thought he was excellent almost the entire season. I want Benfica to keep him seeing as I support them, but I’m just surprised no one has tried to make a push for him when an actual inconsistent players like Sesko is talked about constantly.

Gyokeres picked No. 14 because he believes in the 14 words. This is an outrage!!!

We at /trans/ are collectively worried about Newcastle United and how their ownership has dropped them like a shitty rag.

>>149968804
someone earning more than i will ever know actually agreed to all this

>>149968936
they'll keep him for sure, but keep in mind his first half of the season was horrendous and his record at his previous clubs is not spectacular either
I also hope he keeps up his good form, since he's great fun to watch

>spending half a billion to make your team worse
Just bald dutch fraud things

>Viktor Gyökeres announces his retirement from winning silverware

>>149968801
dont blame you
supporting this club is like being robbed and then charged for the pleasure

>>149968998
Even for a ”bad” start he scored, though Kökcu and Akturloglu were the standouts.
But yeah, with how well he ended the season I’m actually really excited for Benfica this upcoming season, especially now with Rios signed as well. I think they could do decently in the UCL and are certainly winning primeira liga.

>>149969020
Grim

Can't stop laughing at Liversimp knowing full-well it is his fault we're still talking about the Liverpool result
The Spurs ones are forgotten! The Finker didn't spam about the matches beforehand! But Liversimp did

>>149969028
he wants the FA Cup

Liverpool bros....

Porkers, fanart then Twitter screenshots until 8am

>>149969307
you are gay and low T if you wouldn't let her ride you

>>149969366
she doesn't want to "ride" you mate

>>149969375
yes she does. she-pakis and pajeetas are nastiest most perverse women I've dealt with

>He's literally been going for 6 and a half hours
Honestly this is just sad

>>149969401
doubt you've ever "dealt" with any women

>>149969441
I've talked to enough for this to be my gram the past week

>>149969415
just dave things. liverpool losing a friendly is the most important thing that's happened to him in months

At least Liversissy isn't rattled ay

>>149969307
cor
would take her from behind while reciting colonial massacres

>>149969662
how much could you even recite whilst holding your nose you have to pick one

about as funny as a virgin bragging about how many women he's shagged while also being racist

pack in the racism lads its upsetting some of the other posters

>>149969695
Amrit-SAAAR

Exotic locations list of women I've had, power ranking:
1. South Sudan - she was darker than my stool
2. Maldives - mashallah those lips
3. Iran - best food I've had
4. India and Pakistan - basically the same shit apart from religion
5. Brazil - deepest emotional connection I've had with a woman, hands down the prettiest
6. Tierra del Fuego, Argentina - almost got groomed into joining the JW sect
1000000000. Philippines - boring bitch
.
.
100000000001. Nigeria - smelled like shit
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|.
.
.
999999999999999999999999999. >>149969801's mom. Not my proudest moment, but someone's gotta do it lads

Took two browns to make Liverpool's score, which was a loss rather than a 'not win', look a little bit respectable.

>Madueke is considered homegrown for PL purposes but not for UEFA
Oh, that signing makes sense then.

>>149969902
done him

when did brighton pay off greece's debt?

>>149969902
about as funny as the least funny thing you've ever heard from a fucking loser

>Arsenal remain in contact with Eberechi Eze’s camp since June as the player is keen on the move.
why do arsenal take so long with transfers

>>149969902
>India and Pakistan - basically the same shit apart from religion
Literally not even close. My uni was basically a South Asian colony with lots of each, and Indian and paki girls couldn't be further from each other. Completely different cultural standards. And some paki girls were very lightskinned with the occasional coloured eyes. I'm slightly racist so naturally I want the lighty with the green eyes from paki mountains. Indians aren't that bad though, some are fun.

>>149964934
Weirdo

should have known the primarily liverpool focused thread would degenerate into brown people discussing india vs pakistan

>>149970228
Are you having a laugh, United took months to sign Mbeumo
Took years to sell players as well (some they never will)

Manure game in 2 bongs and 8 bings. Can't wait to see the Cunha - Mbeumo linkup

Liverpool lost today lol

>EXCL: Nottingham Forest in talks with Morgan Gibbs-White about signing new contract. 25yo midfielder’s existing terms expire in June 2027 & Tottenham Hotspur pushed to secure England international but poised to stay in huge boost to #NFFC
- Ornstein

Idk how people don't rate szobo, liverpool is stacked and this year szobo wont have to be a workhorse playing 90 mins every fucking game
https://caulse.com/v/21742

>>149970486
no ambition

>>149970486
Holy fucking kek. Spurs are having a worse window than united.

>>149970228
Not particularly long. From 'Here We Go' to official it took United 7.5 weeks. The issue is Arsenal need to sell to buy and I think CP want Nelson so it's probably a case of
>Arsenal buy Eze for £80m and CP buy Nelson for £25m
Even if neither are worth that, it just helps each others books.

>>149969902
Bulgarbro, I mean this in all seriousness: Come to Mass at a Catholic Church.

Man United have has a better summer than most EPL clubs tbqh.

2 EPL proven players = 50 bundes frauds

Notts Forest got battered by Fulham but they didn't spam about the match for hours beforehand so they don't deserve more mockery

>>149970625
Forest dont think theyre the biggest team in the world despite being tiny

>>149970611
I'd agree if they SOLD Rashford
But putting him out on loan is a massive fail

>>149970635
obviously never met a forest fan

>>149970648
manures new manager next summer might want him back to be fair

>>149970648
Barcelona have to pay a fee if they dont sign him next summer.

>>149970648
It's still a step in the right direction

>spend 500M in one summer
>get worse

All them spurs ITK accounts are pure fools. People on here this morning saying MGW is 99% likely.

Marinakis is a dangerous fucker and he put MGW in his place. He wasn't crossing him and that was that. We bottled the whole thing.

Embarrassing saga. Embarrassing for the club and embarassing for levy. Couldn't outsmart a gangster and got put back in his box.

Pragmatic Frank already has us playing for 0-0 draws. This club is at rock bottom!

>>149970635
lol, you haven't got a clue

>>149969801
shagging exotic women doesnt make me less racist lad

>>149970769
Playing for draws might have prevented Spurs finishing 17th last season

>>149970815
>got a trophy
>got champions league
>had a laugh
whats the problem exactly

>>149970769
>Marinakis was a made man and Levy wasn’t. We had to sit still and take it. It was among the Greeks, it was real greaseball shit.

>>149970866
>>got champions league
europa mate

thought jews were supposed to be the biggest gangsters
>>149970884
qualified for champions league obviously m8

>/trans/
lel

>>149970905
oh wait, thought they played in the Conference league, mb. yeah, you're right

>>149970228
Why the fuck aren't Arsenal going for Adyemi? He can play LW, RW and ST. He's literally the perfect player for impact and rotation. Eze is not a goal scorer. Outside of blooters, he doesn't do anything.

Trust a snake before a Jew and a Jew before a Greek, but don't trust an Armenian - Orwell

>>149970805
Liversissy

Wonder if Spurs will go for McAtee now they got fucked by Marinakis

>>149971177
Lange is obsessed with Jacob Ramsey

>>149970725
Which is a measly amount worth paying as we've already seen

>>149970881
All the big owners and sporting directors are in the mob. Proof: marinakis, berta, florentino perez, bergiristain etc

>Leeds are willing to pay £28m plus add-ons for Feyenoord's Igor Paixao, but face competition from Marseille and Roma for the 26-year-old Brazilian forward
>google him
>see this
Huh?

>>149970546
My mistake
>Fulham are in advanced talks to re-sign Arsenal's 25-year-old English winger Reiss Nelson, either on loan with option to buy or on a permanent deal

All of this is very good but it has little, if anything, to do with Liverpool spending £700m to be far worse!

GIBBS WHITE IS STAYING AT FOREST!
ITS ANUDA SHOAH

BREAKING: Morgan Gibbs-White has signed new deal at Nottingham Forest until June 2028.

Deal off with Tottenham after all agreed, medical booked… and #NFFC furious with legal action prepared right after Spurs approach.

MGW accepts to stay at Forest this summer.

>>149971796
>>149971816
I thought it was a done deal
No disrespect, but why would he stay?

Itty bitty teeny tiny spuds

Spuds about to join the bidding war for Big Harv

Hearing Spurs interested in Mason Mount

Crazy how liverpool are going to have Isak, and also be able to give him rest by having other strong forwards

>>149971906
who?

>>149971816
I fucking hate arsenal

MGW to Liverpool after they activate new £35m release clause. HERE WE GO!

>>149971863
forest are european royalty with a vision
spurs are a team that finished 17th with a jewish vampire at the helm

do spurs not have any pull factors

>>149972042
london
nice stadium
thats about it

I used to play football with ryan yates in school, dude is a bit of a brute

>>149972042
Give it some thought
no

>>149972057
they should sign beyonce

>>149972042
No history and no ambition. United are more attractive. Hell at this point you could say teams like Newcastle or villa are more of an attractive proposition.

>>149972042
>london
>5th best wages in the league
>champions league
but lads, it's spurs

>>149971816
LMFAOOOOOO
YIDDOS SHAGGED RIGHT UP THE FUCKING ARSE HAHAHAHAHA
https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1949224982678065596

Spurs have no pull

Son is off to MLS after his contractually-obliged match in South Korea and they still haven't sold that useless cunt Richarlison. Less than 3 weeks until the league starts.

>Mbeumo not even on the bench
I shan't be watching

has another team fumbled a transfer after fabrizio has declared here we go

>believing 'here we go' from Fraudizio

>>149972297
anon FC fumbled a guaranteed transfer from girl FC after the here we go was given once or twice

>>149972297
https://x.com/UtdBloke_/status/1947197140909908376
A thread

Man United has more pull than Tottenham and Newcastle despite having their worst ever season.

LMAOROFL

>>149972373
The fact that you are boasting about being better than those joke clubs shows just how far Manure have fallen.

>>149972359
Did this the other day unfortunately

Did Spurs know that this would happen so they can step back and go
>Well, we tried
Because I can see no reason why after, what, 3 weeks, they haven't tried getting other deals done. It's like United. United spent nearly two months after HERE WE GO to get Mbeumo and wasted that time. Now I don't believe for one min that either side won't sign more players but it might be start of the season when they do.

Even with CL football they're probably not particularly attractive because they finished 17th. They should go and sign a LW because Son is going.

Spurs can still get a fine for their dodgy dealings as well
The fat Greek won't let it drop

>>149972398
Where did I say I'm a United fan? You knuckledragging faggot.

>>149972398
Indeed. Saudicastle and Spuds should not be in the same breath as Manchester United.

I'm pretty sure city had agreed to sign gibbs white earlier in the window but then that news just disappeared. Now the transfer to spurs has broken down. Makes you wonder what's going on at forest.

>>149972399
solidarity

Poor lad.

>>149972359
AFC anon also did this a few years back and still isn’t over it because she had such colossal tits I will never bury my face between a pair of tits that big now

Liverpool 2 Milan 4

#SlotOUT

>>149972450
Spurs could win the treble and they'd still get lowballed for some ngubu shitter from West Ham

>>149972450
Unless he's an obvious Jew, there is no way anyone will be able to tell he's a spurs fan. What a pansy. Imagine not going outside because of a football transfer.

>>149972454
such is life AFC Anon

>>149972411
>I can see no reason why after, what, 3 weeks, they haven't tried getting other deals done.
I wondered this even as it wasn't happening. Didn't think he'd sign a new contract but thought he would stay at Forest and Spurs haven't really been linked to anyone else. Can't really think who they'd sign either, their signings have been very conservative and they've really only gone after PL-proven players.
Maybe they're keeping Richarlison LOL

>>149971866
Tottenham is relegated this season. For one step forward, they take a thousand steps back.

I'll always look back fondly at my spell with Inter Jugs

>>149972525
Harsh assessment, evangelos

>>149972450
What? Since Ange came in, Spurs were the 3rd highest spenders behind City and Chelsea. Since the PL began only City, Chelsea and United have spent more than Spurs. Where does this meme come from that Spurs don't spend?

>>149971816
>MGW accepts to stay at Forest this summer.
He was getting the concrete boots and a quick dip in the Trent

Losing to AC Milan after spending that much is hilarious

>>149972552
spurs are like liverpoo - they have the kane money in reserve and dont spend them

>>149972552
It's a cope by Spuds. They like to think of themselves as the underdogs for being bantered so brutally all their lives.

>>149972525
>Tottenham is relegated this season
You underestimate how bad the promoted teams are and how decimated teams like Brentford have become.

>>149972552
who have they spent big money on i cant even remember
solanke and richarlison? who else

>>149972588
Ange spent £350m on players.
>Solanke: £56m
>Archie Gray: £36m
>Oderbert: £25m
>Kinksy; £15m
>Tels: £9m loan fee
>Min-hyeok Yang: £3.5m
>Johnson: £48m
>Maddision: £40m
>Van der Ven: £35m
>Porro: £35m
>Kulusevski: £26m
>Drăgușin: £21m
>Vicario: £16m
>Veliz: £13m
>Ashley Phillips: £2m
>Richarlison: £50m
>Romero: £45m
>Bissouma: £25m
>Udogie: £15m
>Spence: £13m
I dunno if all of these were Ange but it's more the point they do spend.

>>149972652
>>149972588
Oh and technically Tels for £30m because he was still manager at that point.

>>149972577
And you underestimate Spuds and how much of a cosmic level joke they are.

>>149972652
>Solanke 56 mil
>Richarlison 50m

>>149972652
so a ton of small transfers instead of a few big ones i suppose. adds up

>>149972652
These are the fees before addons. Some of them will have inevitably triggered already like Solanke up to £65m.

>>149972696
Right but they lost 22 or 23 times last year out of 38 games and weren't relegated. They also won a European trophy. To say that they were bad is fine, but despite losing that many times in the league they STILL weren't even close to relegation. They were 13pts clear of relegation. I don't think you realise how many points that is.

Spurs are truly a special case. They've spent so much and consider themselves to be big but have won literally fuck all throughout their entire history. Someone should conduct a case study on it.

>>149972711
I used transfermarkt so they're all prices before add-ons. It's still a lot of money spent.

>>149972727
yeah wasnt saying it wasnt a lot of money, i just thought i was missing some big transfers but like i said really just a lot of small 20-30m type deals

>>149972742
Nah I gotchu but I mean prices there look lower than they are, depending on add-ons. Solanke was £65m after add-ons, which boosts it up, same with the lower end ones. Things becoming £30m instead of £20m and so on.

>>149972759
yeah fair enough. i feel like none of those signings are like... well good is maybe the wrong word, but like transformational or progressive. just seems like a badly run club, which we already knew

>>149972771
A lot of them were 'it makes sense' but they flopped. Richarlison looked good for Everton, but was pants for Spurs. Solanke was good for Mememouth but pants for Spurs. Maybe Frank will fix them. Maddison might make his 'world class for 3 games out of 30' into 10 games and then they might be cooking. It's World Cup year so watch English players suddenly start trying (not that other players won't try but you always see some English players suddenly go mental and everybody champions them to play).

>>149972816
idk maybe im just clouded by the knowledge of what happened but i thought r9 and solanke both had flop written all over them when they paid as much as they did for them
maddison i kinda forget about sometimes, which i guess aligns with your point about inconsistency. what season was it 2 years ago they were top after 10 games and looking pretty good then just disappeared?

>>149972716
That's last season. This season they're definitely going to go down under.
>>149972725
They also have a stadium that should only belong to a top euroside that competes for league titles and CL. They only made that stadium for Dua Lipa concerts. The revenue isn't even from footy.

>>149972841
>The revenue isn't even from footy
Realistically they shouldn't be allowed to include that income for PSR.

>>149972831
Yeah they were doing great and then just collapsed.

>>149972841
I dunno anon. While I'd find it hilarious I just don't see the promoted teams doing numbers and Spurs fucking it up so much again. Same with United. I just don't see United performing so badly again.

>>149972356
There we land chads we stay winning

>>149972882
>Not Ornstein BOMBA

We're all watching United vs West Ham lads? Watch Chadnited rape West Ham and build up to raping ARSE starting day.

>>149972919
why would i watch a preseason friendly

>>149972949
They are VERY important.

>>149972856
>Yeah they were doing great and then just collapsed
Because they played 10 dogshit teams at the start

>went to see if United were losing
>go to Goldbridge stream
>see this
United fans were spending months saying how amazing he is and how good he would be, then he was linked to Arsenal and he was shit, then back to United and he was GOAT, then Arsenal then the United hijack and he's GOAT again and now they're saying this.

For the record, he will flop, but it's still dumb.

>Jon Champion
Aww yeah football is officially back

>>149973104
hes a good commentator i like him on the US streams

UNITED ARE FUCKING BACK

former arsenal player heaven winning the penalty

>>149972725
>have won literally fuck all throughout their entire history

>>149963350
Man United finishing 5th is less likely

>>149973230
This is the first notable trophy they've won in my 30 years. Even the banter eras for clubs like united, arsenal and liverpool weren't this bad.

MAN UNITED ARE BACK

>>149971816
literally buck broken by BGC

>>149973304
Not counting the current Audi Cup holders? There will never be another Spurs.

My head has totally gone...

How can the bald cunt win his first trophy in 17 years and a couple of short months late, not even August we are back to being a total laughing stock, our squad is barely improved when Son leaves we've probably actually regressed and all of rivals including the team we apparantly "ended" by beating them out of a CL place have dissappeared into the fucking distance.

All while this cunt tells us he wants to win PL's and CL's.

I'm worried now they think these kids are enough, After last season any sane owner would realise we are well well short, but somehow he thinks Frank is going to be able to squeeze 300% more out of the kids than ange was squeezing, its madness.

Kudos must be regretting his decision already, the likes of Romero isn'tt going to take much more of this shit

We are in deep trouble as it stands

>>149973544
you forgot your fink somewhere

>>149972652
Van der Ven was such a good buy, he should leave for Vardrid next season or until he's free

>>149971816
well well well

this thread has ended up becoming worse than rawk for being a liverpool safe space

>>149972652
>Archie Gray: £36m
>Richarlison: £50m
>Johnson: £48m
>Maddision: £40m
What the fuck is Daniel Levy smoking? Do the foreskins his kind circumcise crush it up and smoke it as well?

If I got slot in a zoom call with my gf, do you think he can convince I am right in arguments?

might bet on potter to be first sacked

MANCHESTER UNITED 2 - 1 west ham

That's how you win a game, slipperpool.