Thread 149964750

Indian tour of England, fourth test at Old Trafford.
Day four:
India 95-2 second innings, trail by 216.

RIP Big Boss Man

YFO

He's leg dropping angels now brother

>>149964750 (OP)
MODS?
STICKY?

>hmmm looking quite rainy tomorrow, maybe I should declare
>nah watch me bazz a hundred lol

when the pitch is doing nothing, why don't they just bowl bouncers?

>>149964840
Fella could do with some eyebrows

>>149964893
not sure woakesey knows how

what are eyebrows even for? what possible evolutionary purpose do they serve?

/180/ mentioned

I just call it as I see it, if you’re an SJW snowflake that can’t handle the truth then that’s you’re problem not mine

DARTS BANTER WAHEYY BTW WE HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SHOW DARTS WATCH IT YOU VAN COME TOO JOIN MEEEE

>>149964899
to better convey expression

>>149964899
To make us stand out from shop mannequins

>>149964840
¡so truUuuUEe! qUeEEm!!! xx

>>149964918
I would love to plunge a knife into your throat mate

70 mph archer we've been missing you

all they care about is making the test go for 5 days so they can sell tickets and beer, it’s not about the cricket anymore

>>149964931
don't summon him

I would bash the fuck out of any cunt in this thread. seriously. I’m dangerous. Don’t fucking cross me

big bash mentioned

>>149964899
>>149964983

Bold idea.

Bowl the ball so it rips out their middle stump

>>149964899
What purpose do pubes serve?

>>149965008
velcro-like effect on other people's pubes

bowling with sunnies on just doesn’t pass the pub test AFAIC

huge brain mind games from stokesey there
unlucky it went for 4

whatever happened to mark wood? He was the only guy that ever troubled Australia’s superior batsmen. This nigga ain’t it

>>149965059
injury prone. he hoped to be called for a later test.

>>149965059
First off use of that word shows clear lack of intelligence and probably a pathetic reliance on cocaine for personality.
Secondly didn't Jofra make Smith shit his pants?

>>149965068
>>149965076
smack that cracka to da floor

>>149965076
KWAB

>Dawson
more like show him the ‘door son’ , because he’s usesless! Aussie batsmen are licking their lips!!

>>149965142
Hulk Hogan is responsible for why I was not allowed nice shirts growing up.

England have thrown this away

>>149965220
it's not over til root comes on for a bowl

>batsmen
We don’t say that word here mate

>shit stands
>shit pitch
>shit atmosphere
>shit city

Have we considered that Old Trafford shouldn't have test cricket?

pitch has just died

>>149965253
all english test venues are fine apart from lords

>>149965267
sorry about your uncle pitch mate

>>149965267
ffs another celebrity?

>>149965253
i'm still livid from the last ashes test there

>raining all morning
>players sat in pavillion
>break in weather
>yeah we'll take lunch now

>900,000 young people are out of work in the uk
>that's why we need to import another 5 million indians over the next 6 months

This whole darts thing is an in-joke right? Like drop bears and vegemite toast here. Right?

>>149965355
what's wrong with vegemite toast?

for me, it's bovril

>>149965336
They are out of work because they have such ailments as 'anxiety' and IBS which they couldn't possibly work through. We need to import poos because our youth are cynical lazy autistic leeches.

>>149965387
i'd rather have cancer than IBS

>>149965330
raining tomorrow too so the manc bastards will rob us again
strip them of intl test status and have more games at trent bridge/sophia gardens

>>149965409
No you wouldn't

>>149965336
you are an absolute disgrace you racist fuckhead

>>149964899
channel sweat away from your eyes

All tests should be held in London until the rest of the country stops being such an uncivilised shithole

>>149965375
like making someone who hasn't been here before eat it like it was jam or peanut butter on the toast instead of a thin layer

Is it true there won’t be any tests in the north in the next ashes series? Seems the right call really

>>149965480
proper twatting those stones against your glass house aren't you

>>149965462
let me guess, greens voter?

It's just a better version of marmite

Lunch really saved India

Is this right? There's always two tests in London (one at Lord's and one at The Oval) and the rest of them are rotated to degrees

dawson looks as threatening as a coughing baby

Actually I take that back, hard to think of a more soulless cricket ground than the “Ageas” Bowl

His econ is good though. Can't really expect wickets and slowing them down

>>149965490
its weaker than marmite tho. marmite is lightly spreaded.

>>149965599
It's not as yeasty or sour as marmite, it's saltier and more savoury

Twiglets are decent

Yeah, I used to work with this English woman (from Kent) and she used to give me twiglets iykwim

You slept with a tranny? That makes a lot of sense.

You definitely need a drink after a session of twiglets

She stuck her fingers up your bum and made you lick them clean?

>>149965682
I said woman with no qualifier. She was a nice lady. Vegemite don't do anything like that, I remember they had dairy milk vegemite a few years ago that was interesting

>muh slope
>muh members pavilion
>muh silly old cunts in gay ties
FUCK lords, the oval is actually superior in every way imaginable

I will never forgive Lord's or the MCC for the treatment they gave to the brave Australians in the summer of (insert whatever year that was)

>>149965761
kind of based they racially abused khawaja though

oval is the most soulless ground going
has always been the most dull road imaginable

>>149965695
This is also obviously not true and disgusting

>>149965812
I've voted greens in the past

>>149965842
Will you vote for bighog Mcgregor?

>>149965880
He won't be running and no. Michael Flatley is planning to run, that's the meme candidate

why the fuck is this gay cunt wearing sunglasses it’s not even sunny

if green parties were serious about the deleterious effects of consumption they would call for zero immigration.

>vote green and send the saxon menace back to the continent
it has some merit

the environment was less of an issue back when your ancestor was transported for stealing a pie

>easing off to bank the day 5 ticket money

grim

All the white people should move to australia and we should just let the darkies have the rest of the world

Root will get one

>>149964840
He didn't even bazz

>>149966163
he did at the end

business idea: take two in the first over then do fuck all

>>149966178
Too little too late. England's run rate should've been at least 5 if they wanted to win this match

Australian women jawmog me

Brian Lara's 400 is still the peak of statpadding

mulder could have made 500 and still won that game but the weak cunt wanted to protect a statpad, Sad!

he could have made 700 and people would still tell him "uh yeah against Zimbabwe lol" for the rest of his life.

I am from the future
Root gets a wicket this evening

They should really move this over rate along the sooner they get through them the sooner they get new ball. India aren't going to suddenly start slogging

check in with ex wife accomplished
starting to think shes just staying close to me in case i off myself and she gets some cash as bene
need to change it to my brother instead

>>149966443
With an economy of gjm4h

That's better

>>149966497
8*
Lol

WICKET
GONE

Gill looks uncomfortable

perhaps less comfortable

retards

Get him Root bounce him now

this shit is a draw

>>149964840
¡so truUuuUEe! qUeEEm!!! xx

big gus in the side and they would have been doing the post match presentations right now

>>149966687
>>149964931
JINX¡

really strong smell of poo in here all of a sudden

>>149966649
England have a good chance early and then with the new ball if the pacemen can get 5 more between them

no its done
finito
if any of the players celebrate for preventing a series loss, drop them from the side

'chesterla!!! u in moite¿ play this out loud around 11a tomorrow fella x
https://youtu.be/Ix5k_qNT6CM
tabla x
neeky, lisp-ridden voice here >>149966726
he who did scent it, didst also vent it

>>149965494
Yeah cause the next ashes series is going to be in australia

imagine 1 billion of your """"people""" live and breathe this sport
indians are so fucking shit literally and figuratively

>>149966936
they aren't even very good at it either lol

Personally I prefer Pakistan

What exactly is a Bumrah anyway?

>174/2
Not sure about England tactics, reckon they maybe should have actually taken wickets in the Afternoon and Evening sessions.

The cunt of a lunch lady called the boys in too early. If they played a couple more overs it would have been all over

Watching the highlights, some of the fielding by England wasn’t great: what’s the point in having a man at silly point when all they’re going to do is shit themselves when the batsmen hits it anywhere on the off-side?

what we doing tonight bros

>>149968101
wait until 11am

A humble 89 for me in the 2s today
I am SO back as a cricketsperson
Bowling was pretty dross admittedly, most of what I faced in the 3s was better

>>149969935
any rain?

>>149969946
Only in the morning before play
Was on a big pitch but it was a very quick outfield, only had to beat the fielder and it was 4 (think I hit 16 of them, plus two very muscular sixes)

Swift half in the three cranes while they prepare my duck noodles then back to the flat.

>>149970453
is this the goal? lions adds to the fold any defeated nations?

>>149970453
Maybe finally beat the Boks

>>149969935
>89
can only score against what’s there desu.

What was the teams result though?

>>149970453
kek fuming
dont forget to update it for the ashes mate

>>149970453
*checks wikipedia for australian rugby players born in australia*

>>149970663
Didn't care to check the team's result desu, not important
(Only joking, we won - pretty important game with quite a close finish, only run by about 17 in the end I think)

*only won

Reckon the lads should try and get some wickets tomorrow

>>149970711
facts dont care about your (or my) feelings

>>149970453
&Knuckles

Reminder its only a short matter of time before Joe Root obliterates Sachin's entire legacy

>>149971449
you guys dont actually think roots the best batsman of all time right?

Dropped a dolly at mid wicket today
Not sure what happened
Simple catch at a nice height, just took my eye off it I guess

>>149971491
>>149971099

Took another simple catch at mid off to partially make up for it but I fear my reputation as specialist fieldsman might be coming under a bit of scrutiny after that

>>149971491
did you think tendulkar was?
ponting?
kallis?
dravid?

gn

>>149971491
lol no not even close

>>149971491
Yes, by quite some distance. Nobody else comes close

This time in 3 years England's going to have the best fast bowler of all time, best test batsman of all time and the fugging urn.

Bask in our glory.

>>149971594
basically any australian batsman is better

>>149973263
uhhh pardon me mate but not a single batsman from pozzfailure has more test runs than joe root.
and he overtook ponting despite having to play after absolute dross openers for the past seven years. ponting had hayden and langer before he came out.

>>149973318
david boon, michael bevan, waugh borthers, damien martyn are better than joe rooted

>>149973369
what did i do to deserve such shitty bait

Pitch is really dead af, no idea how bindus got just 350 first innings. Need to get jadeja , subhuman and rahul out. Seems only stokes understands this wickie. Can't stomach seeing bingland getting a draw

Ponting is overrated. Smoth, both Waughs, and Dean Jones are better

joe root holds his bat like a moron
ugly arse player

junior is the best!

Tendulkar swam like a whale, not just surviving but thriving in the torrid ocean of world cricket when these bowelspersonmen were at their bloody P.EA.K
>WAQAR
>AKRAM
>AKTHAR
>MCGRATH
>LEE
>AMBROSE
>WALSH
>BOND
>WARNE
>MURALI

>ETC

and cric
HAS
THE
BLOODY
NERVE
TO
COMPARE
POOT
AGAINST
S.A.CHIN. TENDULKAR

OH
MY
DAYZZZZZ
FUCK OFF BLOODY ZOOMIE.CAZZIES

really strong smell of poo in this thread

tmi fella...

pro-tip: wash yer arse in a timely manner x

What a catch