Thread 149966134

The 2025 Summer Cup has begun and /sp/ have been drawn into Group G alongside /k/, /c/ and /cm/. /sp/ will be the day's fifth match, and the record against /c/ is 1-1-2, with the most recent meeting being a 1-0 /sp/ win in 2023. The final two group matches will be played on Friday at 18:20 UTC (against /k/) and Sunday at 17:40 UTC (against /cm/).

>Where can I watch?
www.isthisliv.com/stream

>What is this?
A sitewide divegrass (sawker) cup where each board makes their own team, and play them against each other in CPU vs CPU matches on Pro Evolution Soccer. Although the players aren't controlled directly, the teams and tactics are handled by real people. You can watch previous matches here: https://implying.fun/team/sp/

>Can I join?
There's always a need for people who can help test tactics or create aesthetics. We'll teach you everything you need to know, and how much time you put in is up to you. Contact any one of us: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Contact#/sp/

Today's matches: (in UTC)
17:00: /v/ - /fit/
17:40 /y/ - /f/
18:20 /pol/ - /vt/
19:00 /vmg/ - /vg/
>19:40 /sp/ - /c/
20:20 /k/ - /cm/
21:00 /jp/ - /u/
21:40 /trv/ - /r9k/

>>149966134 (OP)
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

good morning saars

>>149966134 (OP)
LET'S FUCKING GO

As always, I am scared
And yet, I must also believe that it's coming home. And be it only to hate on Bors and Sou when it doesn't

strangely, I do not feel anxiety like I usually do, take that as you will

AB/mlp/

ONE GOAT ON THE SHIRT

>mlp
Why are they like this? Is it severe mental illness or something?

Daily reminder:
It's been 12.5 years since Winter 2013
If we treat 4chan cups as World Cups and pretend they follow the cycle of four years, that means we're now at 100 years of hurt

>>149966694
It’s not for nothing that they have their own containment board

>>149966694
Anon, what in the world makes you think /mlp/ is in any way related to severe mental illness? How curious ...

GIVE ME FREEDOM, GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME REASON
TAKE ME HIGHER

camon spee
camon lads

/sp/ when lads?

dead link

>>149966698
that just means this cup is the cup

>>149966952
there's been some fuckery with the wiki so maybe that's why; see pic related since it's a filtered phrase

>>149966934
Probably around or after 20:30 UTC

what we drinking tonight bros

tis merely /c/
please don't lose against /c/

Hopefully this clip from >testing will lift /sp/irits
https://streamable.com/oc6u98

>>149968772
my exa does not liftin with this clip

>>149968572
>tis merely /c/

why are they never on time with their schedules?
/sp/ was supposed to start 10 bings ago and there is still a game left to play

/pol/ is a candidate for KWABOTY

>>149969250
Hype videos are never ready on time, at least the first weekend

>>149969250
All part of the magic of the cup
By now, I think this is done purpose. It’s always off by a lot

Just 1 game away from /sp/ playing now, 40-50 bongs-ish.
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>>149969499
bings not bongs

>>149969499
>having to wait 2 days for /sp/
sounds about right

my body us ready

genuinely didnt know vmg existed
we're on after this game lads

>10:20 pm
>only 3 out of 8 games played

holy fuck get on with it

>>149969743
bors in full weedman mode

wait, why did this match got restarted?

>>149969868
stadium crashed the game

>oh anon, there you are, so good to see you. how did you spend your saturday?
how you respond?

>>149969898
are you implying "i've spent all week staring at the computer play a football video game" isn't a panty peeler

>>149969898
how many weeds have you had today sou?

Match status!?

>>149969898
it's 2:35 pm here dawg, i still haven't figured it out

We need /sp/ general tournaments back again.

>>149970046
bro this board is dead, there is one active thread going on if their is a match. and with the vpn shit going on generals became pure unfiltered cancer

>>149969947
based
stay pure lads

>>149970095
It was fun watching /seriea/ vs /hoc/ and /cric/ vs /rug/.

pls let us win bors

>>149970095
not enough interest from people that actually want to make the teams, a cup where a bunch of autopilots play is a bit grim

getting there lads
get in here

my favourite /sp/ hyp video
>10 years old
urgh

https://youtu.be/gQ12Ver0Gig?si=meBAy5XHqbg6ozil

>game time extended 1hr b y looking at retarded shit
FUCK OFF.

/sp/ ON SOON after numerous cloud delays
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>>149970448
Based and Ida-pilled

LETS GO

I BELIEVE

Let's go /sp/artan bros

we got rid of messi this cup, right?

>>149970559
lol, lmao

CAM ON SPEE

Finally
Some real fackin‘ divegrass
(Pls win, spee)

>>149970559
>getting rid of the guy with the most goals (excluding penalties) in history
'no'.

COME ON /sp/ SCORE A GOAL
IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
PUT THE BALL INTO THE NET
AND WE'LL GO DOOPIN MENTAL

Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe

THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP

who /hype/ here?

>>149970728
Where can you get custom scarves made?

>>149970728
i would if you made more of them pal

>>149970728
we should really contract a nursing home at sweatshop waging to make this

>messi no longer in CDM
I'm more optimistic than last time

where is the hype?

what was that video about? i dont get it

What the fuck was that

>>149970746
there are a bunch of websites. I think posting internationally has become a lot more expensive so I probably wont do it again. Nobody is gonna buy a 10 dollar scarf and pay 15 dollar in shipping.

I don’t get it, this is like the most cancerous third worlders link i’ve ever seen and it doesn’t show the match

>>149970809
i would
was a poorfag back then, regret it now

WEABOO FUCKIN SHITS
BOOOOOOOOOOOO

here we go bros

HOLY BASED NBA ON TNT IS BACK

>>149970809
Me and a group of friends are going to Scotland soon, thought it would be cool to have custom scarves made. Would be like 20 of them so shipping wouldn't be too bad.

Just worried about shitty quality, and yours looks great

That was a terrible hyp video. Also where the fuck is IT'S COMING HOME?

>>149970793
>tfw the streak is ded and it was another failed tournament
[no image attached because there is no face that can express such grief and terror and disgust and sadness]

>>149970830
I bought a home and have room to actually store a box of scarfs now. I could do it again but international shipping is so shit now. It was 5 dollars letterbox shipping back then.

>it’s already looking grim
It’s so fucking over

>>149970850
what I remember it was between 12-15 euros for such a low volume. It becomes cheaper if you do 30 or more.

>>149970897
Just wondering if you remember what site/company you orderer from so I could have a look

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>>149966134 (OP)
Yeah, I'm thinking everyone doubting Messi and TSU (our digital versions) needs to be killed with hammers in the most gruesome way possible

>>149970910
I'm looking at my email history and I bought the /o/ scarfs from Breigigant. Those were a bit cheaper than the /sp/ ones.

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>>149970964
>Breigigant
Kek, what a name

>pissi cuckitini
who kept this manlet in

>>149970964
>Breigigant
Must be some very nutritious Brei

Half-time slags?

CAMMON AN HORSE

>>149970991
that was a world class assist la

>>149970975
they did a good job but the /o/ scarf was less detailed, the FC Koln fake logo is very small and hard to do on a scarf unless you wanna pay big bucks

>>149970991
He literally got an assist, lad.

Halftime show, quick meme song based on "All the stars" by Kendrick Lamar, it was performed during the Superb Owl last year or so

[Chorus:]
PES, let's talk about PES
Is it anything and everything you hoped for?
Or do the tactics haunt you? (Haunt)
I know the tactics haunt you (Haunt)

This may be the night RNG might let me know
All the (You)s are closer
All the (You)s are closer
All the (You)s are closer
This may be the night RNG might let me know
All the (You)s are closer
All the (You)s are closer
All the (You)s are closer

Tell me what you gon' reply to me
Disappointment starts with a tie for me
You can give us purple arrows, start the rigging, bring pure luckball,
But Winter you can't fucking pry from me

Fuck Bors and fuck all of his expectations
Wouldn't even want his congratulations
I recognize his malding and calculated input delays in all his moderations

I hate other boards that feel entitled
This feels like /mug/ and Manchester United
Oh, you important?
You've got three cups, and you high-scoring?
Ponyfucker, I really don't like you!

Corrupt /sp/artans' hearts with final day hope
All you can do in the end is be sad and cope
Some fucking autists with whom I wanna gloat
I say the line if we're losing or we're winning
On my mama, we still are the GOAT

[Chorus]

Been 12 years, still a huge ego
No one testing, might an hero
No chance to win or to troll, no off switch
And the way these cups bringin' me down

Cytube on? Keep anime away from me
Keep the trannies away from me
Keep the jannies away from me
They don't get paid, get them away from me, yeah

I ain't just cope for no reason
I ain't just seethe for no reason
I just thank for TWO stars, the threads, for shitposts,
For transatlantic semen

Managers getting wins, it does feel good
Until they get sacked and should feel bad
Better bring it home real soon
We are running out of time

[Chorus]

i really hope we don't end up ruing messi's miss

>>149971064
Wtf just now realised an horse is not even in the team, to hell with it all

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>>149970991
(YOU)

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>>149971094
(You)

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>>149971113
Wait, what?
>>149970991
APOLOGIZE

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

Total anime annihilation

>>149971094
he immediately proved me wrong, i kneel
MESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSI

>ANIME
KYS

>Messi assists Tsu
>Tsu assists Messi
OUR FUARKING HEROES

Where is our horse athlete? He wasn't killed for breaking his ankle, was he?

>>149971113
he's literally right there

>>149971212
Apparently i’m blind. Holy shit we’re on fire, is this our year!?

>>149971207
Ah, whew, I apologize
Swedeanon made me nervous and I am dumb

>>149971113
He's the left-sided CB, retard.

so since we essentially already won, what went right?

>>149971268
see >>149971185
our year la

>>149971252
>/sp/ starts well
This means >we will choke later in a more hurtful way after raising everyone's hopes
>/sp/ starts badly
This means it's over from the start

Choose wisely

whats the score?

>>149971277
based

>>149971293
>twain

>>149971293
2-0 for /sp/, goals from tsu and mesi

>>149971277
Mirin' HARD rn
Fuark
Full kit and scarf ... truly enlightened

>>149971277
Now collect all of the current ones

>>149971293
O TWAIN

>>149971293
O TWAIN

>>149971333
not all full kit wankers are based tho

UHOH

>>149971277
kino
is this for a sunday league?

so, it happened again

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>/sp/
GRIM.

... celebrated too soon
See you in autumn

most dangerous lead…

>>149971366
I think Spartans FC is a lower league Scottish team. The picture is not mine.

MOST
>DANGEROUS
LEAD

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Messi GOATSIST again.

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BEST
DUO
EVER

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never doubted it lads

literally this goal

I still think both these ancient fucks Messhit and Crynaldo should be removed. Neither of them are relevant in world football.

FUCK ANIMEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK AAANIMEEEEEEEE

pissi could never

>not even a thread on /c/
Disgraceful

IT'S COMING HOME

>viewers dropped for this match
are we... dead?

>>149971573
/c/ has to do stealth threads, it's the "Sports and Athletics" one

IT's COMING HOME

>>149971573
It's a dump thread

This is ours for the taking lads

>>149971585
Rest of 4chan can't handle our swagger, they are jelly and all leave

>>149971585
cup could have 5k viewers if nippon moot stopped hating on it

go ahead and add another start to the emblem

1 down
6 to go

THREE STARS ON THE SHIRT

I'm from the future posting the screenshot

ITS COMING HOME

>>149971671
WEEABOOS ARE SEETHING

ONE GOAT ON THE SHIRT
WINTER CUP STILL GLEAMING

tsuuuuuuuuuuuuu

SO MANY JOKES
SO MANY JEERS

that was fun, let's do this again soon

>>149971733
KINO

>>149971733
based

I've written a /sp/ "It's coming home" three star version years ago ... I think I wrote it on the day before Kornheiser slipped it away
I've thinking of deleting it, it must have been the biggest jinx of all time

ONE GOAT ON THE SHIRT
WINTER CUP'S STILL GLEAMING
ELEVEN YEARS OF HURT
NEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING

IT'S CAMIN OME

captcha SN0G4

That got insanely scary at the end since /c/ have some insane late game momentum but holy shit we rode it off
3 points and Messi back on the board :^)))))

We're back on Friday at 18:20 UTC playing /k/, as always on www.isthisliv.com/stream

>>149971768
going to be played soon

ITS COMING HOME
ITS COMING HOME
ITS COMING HOME

>>149971780
Good job
This could have backfired hard, but in the end ... it was good. Thank God for Messi and TSU

>>149971780
>norGAY

CAMON SP CAMON LADS

who >we play next and when?

>>149971825
See >>149971780

>>149971825
more homosexual weebs probably on friday

>>149971780
Good job lads
I shit my pants after the /c/ goal, but you pulled it off

>>149971770
we definitely need that one vocaroo of the anon singing perro caca y nada mas to the tune of real madrid's anthem

>>149971848
Also known as /k/ommandos

>>149971858
no we don't Aitor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRCTqLlMyow

>>149971891
but we do

>>149971868
>getting destroyed by /cm/

>>149972346
>getting destroyed by /cm/
that sounds like the average /k/ posters dream

>>149971858
HISTORIA QUE TU HICISTE
HISTORIA POR HACER
PORQUE NADIE RESISTE
TUS GANAS DE VENCER

YA SALEN LAS SHITPOSTAS
MI VIEJO /SP/
PENDEJOS Y PENDEJAS
NOS TRAES HASTA AQUÍ

LLEVO TU CAMISETA
PEGADA AL CORAZÓN
LOS DÍAS QUE TU JUEGAS
SON TODO LO QUE ONIONS

YA CORRE LA SAETA
YA CACA MI PERRO
ONIONS LUCHA ONIONS BELLEZA
EL GRITO QUE APRENDO

PERRO PERRO PERRO
¡PERRO CACA!
Y NADA MÁS
Y NADA MÁS
¡PERRO CACA!

we won?

>>149973388
'fraid so