Thread 149969626

POV: you just praised Nikola Jokic on /nba/
Previously >>149939541

What's he drinking?

>>149970090
His legacy is already KWAB-tier unless he somehow wins a ring with Houston

>>149970233
Dont worry he will

>>149970440
Based

>>149970981
I don't know what it is these past few years, but I've never seen so many coaches just throw in the towel on playoff games and send in the bench in the early 4th, or even third quarter.

>>149971078
My warriors did this against Houston like retards which extended shit to game 7 instead of closing out. Fucking retards man. Such a shit team

>>149970543
KD: literally KD
XLNC: Top 5 defender as a sophomore, will only get better perfect co star for KD
Goon: Top 5 center held his own against the top 5 defense warriors when he had to run the offense by himself half the time
FVV: terrorist but has experience
Jabari: good role player
Tari: good role player
Adams: one of the most valuable small contracts in the league
Capela: another good pickup
DFS: ANOTHER good pickup
Coached by Udoka whos only getting better.
Green was a net negative, other than 1 game where he was great he singlehandidly lost us 2 of the 4 losses to the warriors.
Cam was a selfish bitch unlike green whos pretty cool as a person.
Losing Brooks hurt but at the end of the day hes just a roleplayer.
WHO THE FUCK BEATS THIS TEAM 4 TIMES

GET THESE BUM ASS LOTTERY TEAMS OUT OF MY LEAGUE RAAAAHHHHHH

We gon git GOAT Simmons

>>149972047
I don’t really see the hype, it’s KD (who isn’t or hasn’t been good enough to make the CF, lost in the first round and missed play-in recently) and two youngsters with roleplayers
Fun first round exit

damn thats crazy westbrook still doesnt have a team

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>>149972389
to be fair the suns probably win the title in 2023 if they got past denver and they wouldve won 2021 but things couldnt have been unluckier for them. why the fuck did harden chimp out in 2022 anyway. dumbass..

>>149972455
Yeah but if we compile all the champions that would have been crowned with proper luck then a lot of players have fleshed out resumes. KD’s only championship success came with Curry who can get rings on his own
And he clearly doesn’t really give a fuck that he’s only wearing Curry’s rings so don’t seem him caring whether the Rockets win anything with him or not, as long as he gets 50/40/90 why does he care?

>>149972815
A beautiful pass.

>>149972815
how would /nba/ fix this? Shock therapy?

shooker
jalen williams
tatum
we are one point guard and center away from getting an all nba selection lineup of kobe DICKRIDERS

>>149971078
I mean if you can get fired after winning a title then whats the point of caring as a coach.It seems like the more you lose the longer you get to keep your job in the NBA.

>>149973078
true
if u have a dogshit team then ur just the forever coach since nobody else wants to coach there

>>149969626 (OP)
Daily reminder that I'm eating at 5 star restaurants and you're on here eating dog food that you can barely afford while defending Jokic on /nba/. We are not the same.

Pic related. The 70$ pizza I ate today.

>>149973002
SGA's favorite players are Kobe and AI

>jxmmyhighroller made ANOTHER lebron vs mj video
*sigh*
I guess rents due, huh?

>>149973157
oh HELL naw

>>149973157
AI is evil, people really gotta stop using it.

>>149973157
SGA has said kobe was mj on steroids and he thought kobe was better because he had 5 rings (theres a 99.999% chance he knows mj has 6). its dickriding beyond logic

>>149973212
but it's the answer

>>149973180
genuinely worst nba tuber ever, biggest proof of how statistics can be used to manipulate

>>149973223
He was like 16 when he said that, I wouldn't take it seriously

friendly reminder that The UNCTION will bring the soul & joy back to /nba/ this season and everybody here will support them whether they want to or not

>>149973224
I disagree, it causes more problems than answers.

>>149973238
>Norman Powell

he not on the team....

People just need to gen anime-style pregnant LeBron. They can't be sued over that.

>>149973235
he said it when he was 24

>>149973022
>Curry shows up at Bron's deathbed
>he smugly smirks at him, does the "night night" then walks away

Did this Jeet MF seriously say he spent $70 on a pizza

>>149973410
maybe hes worth like 9 million so its like 1 dollar to him

>>149972840
glue factory
>>149973153
this looks like the slop i made as a kid after school while watching Mario Bros cartoon

>>149973432
Tim Horton's employees don't earn $9 million

>>149973223
>dickriding beyond logic
reminds me of a few canadians in here. thats funny.

>>149973238
Could've easily been /our/ team but they fucked up going CP3 over WestGOD

>>149973468
they can still get him brodie is an LA native

>>149973485
wont remove the stain that is Chris Paul the Nut Toucher

>>149973122
donovan can just have a losing record forever but thibs making it to conf finals nah get THAT BUM OUTTA HERE!!

>>149973494
cp3 returning to the clippers is sovl tho.

>>149973519
id put money on chris paul not even having a soul

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER
NIGGA FUCK CHRIS PAUL

GETTING DRUNK
Before I get too wasted whose highlights am I watching? Past or present is fine with me

>>149973720
did you watch the tyrese maxey reel from the last thread?

The Nets drafted several playmakers over 6’6

>>149973709
If Chokic and Serbia don't win that Euroball competition coming up, we'll be starting some serious conversations.

>>149973519
The current Clippers team is the least soulful thing I can imagine.

A retarded billionaire who knows absolutely fucking nothing lighting money on fire by signing every washed-up fraud he can find, a bunch of players all hoping someone else does the heavy lifting and a delusional fanbase who are STILL falling for the ''If Kawhi stays healthy" meme after fife straight years of that very clearly not being possible.

Fuck the Clippers, fuck Kawhi and Harden, fuck Ballmer, fuck Bradley Beal, fuck Paul George even though he's not on the team, and fuck Chris Paul.

>>149973730
No I haven’t been here in a while but I’ll go check
Maxey is cool I guess but he seems like a kinda generic baller

>>149973661
Jokic cannot beat both Amen and Sengun.
>>149973754
Clippers startes getting good before ballmer bought the team but since (2014) then theyve had the second best winning percentage. Ballmet is a good owner and i say that as someone who doesnt like zionists

>>149973730
when dude offers something like that, you gotta pick players from the past. take advantage of his drunken state to learn him some ball. fuckin Maxey. that dudes highlights will be filled with trying to dodge Embiids flopping ass. rip Danny Green.
>>149973720
George Gervin or Jerry West

>>149973489
Okay but you are actually Indian lol, the racial demographics of my country are irrelevant to that fact. I could live in the Central African Republic and you could live in Estonia, but you would still be a jeet.

>>149973754
Based

>>149973785
You are literally Indian.

>>149973811
Evidence?

Are there any WNBA players that can be considered pawgs?

>>149973815
The burden of proof is on you

>>149973840
Okay, here is my evidence:
>you constantly criticize white players (multiple ones, not just Jokic, though he is your favorite target) on very shaky grounds, revealing your anti-white sentiment
>you aren't one of the Raptors homers, leading me to believe you view the NBA as a vehicle for your racial grievances
>you have not posted any evidence that you are not Indian, despite being accused of this

My career failures haunt me and I have turned to alcoholism to numb the pain

>>149973954
John Wall...

>>149973840
Brother all you gotta do is post a hand. Youre not getting doxxed. No one is going for your exif data. You can eliminate all leafjeet "accusations" in 1 post. Youre about to become the next /nba/ lolcow, and /nba/ lore is well archived...nothing wrong with being indian

>>149973959
i didnt know they made dog treats with booze in them

>>149973843
dangerous amount of frauds on that list as well

>>149973954
it's dame time...

Dame really the GOAT blazer got the blazers a fat package and achieved LITERALLY NOTHING with the bucks. And now hes back for free. My GOAT really played the long con. Get this man a ring by 2028
>>149973971
Kek

>>149973902
>>149973785
Ok here

Now prove your white

>>149974098
>@grok ANALYZE THIS MANS FINGERPRINTS AND COMPARE THEM TO EVERY ENTRY IN THE CANADIAN CITIZEN REGISTER. GIVE ME HIS ADRESS, CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND SOCIAL INSURANCE NUMBER. INFORM EVERY FAMILY MEMBER AND FRIEND OF HIS THAT HES POSTING ON 4CHUD. WE GOT HIS ASS

>>149974098
Yes I am Nordic as fuck (Prussian German ethnicity)

>>149974181
Sigismund steinhauser...

>>149974181
Look like a gypo to me

>>149974226
:)

>>149974250
They don't exist IMC

>>149973754
DJJ is going to be grinded into dust this season having to carry the defensive load for all these uncs. They are about to cut the rest of his career in half.