>>149808086

Holy crap the Sun are annihilating the Valkyries by 30 points..

Fever/Sky underway, CC still out, AR questionable, ABC broadcast

Is that the new Suns logo?

Today's schedule

>fever vs sky
>no cc no reese

Bueckers is out today too

phee cant win with these cats

phee is a big momma. ima guess lynx are top 3 in chip odds

>Mitchell with 35 on 12/19 shooting

Maybe Caitlin should give her the ball more until she fully recovers her shot

There's a player named Cardoso on the sky who is supposed to be future star material but she only took 1 shot in the second half and averaged 9 attempts a game. She has no dawg in her. The sky suck ass.

I'm really happy with the way Angel has been playing in 2025 (Unrivaled and W) but I'm wondering how much better she could be if she didn't have a metal rod in her knee, screws in her foot, a messed up elbow joint that forced her shoot with her non-dominant left hand. Are these injuries going to make it more difficult for her forever, or will she heal? It makes it more impressive that she's still balling despite all this, but I really want to know if it ever gets better.

Anyone else attracted to women and their poosi?

>>149999723
>t have a metal rod in her knee, screws in her foot, a messed up elbow joint that forced her shoot with her non-dominant left hand
No way. Is that real? She's fooked for life if that's the case, especially shooting with the wrong hand. I know she was the worst FG% in the league last year plus she's a big. Granted I think she can maintain millions of followers if she moved onto fulltime podcasting/being a culture critic.

>>149999771
Yeah, all three are true. People don't even realize how much shit Angel is dealing with. With all the shit that happened to her body it's impressive she's in the W.
She wasn't even close to the lowest fg. There are people with 0% fg.
Her fg was about average for the league, and she did that as a rookie. So she was equalling vets who played for 5+ years as a rookie, which really isn't bad. Currently she is shooting 56% and it's only her second year.

>>150002642
A CUTE

Update: NY Liberty's Stewie is out tonight vs Dallas Wings (leg injury)
Cameron Brink makes her season debut tomorrow vs the Aces after tearing her ACL last year

paige is raping these fools

>>150008042
I mean, she is the goat. We'll see if the Wings can keep up the pace though.

KEK paige has her clit down their throat. 20-4

I never realized it but Mabrey's actually kinda bad but in a ratchet way
feel like in a non-wnba timeline she would be the catty cashier at a gas station

The Liberty just signed the Belgian Emma Meesseman so they're going to be tough to beat when Stewie gets back. Not sure when Meesseman starts playing though

marine johanes is so unfortunately ugly. I thought she'd be hotter only seeing her from afar in her insane highlights

>>150008227
stfu

>>150008659

I love Paige

>weave game delays

WNBA special whistle
>Black or someone acting black
>Uconn alum
>Lesbian
Paige got 3 of this checked. They tried gaslighting us about the Clark and Cloud no call but Paige gets this.

>eject fan for making fun of player losing wig
guess you can't make fun of wiggers

>Looking at video of a naked woman who's only clothing in the video is a pair of high heels, first tought in my mind is being upset that the stupid whore is wearing heels...
Lexie broke me...

Even the few pictures, and videos that I see of her, makes me want to hurt, or kill Lexie to stop her actions. Seeing her in high heels makes me want to put her into a wheelchair. Seeing her showing her abs in the locker room (or showing any of herself directly, anywhere) to a bunch of males, including the ngger male development coach, makes me want to kill her. I hate her, I can't enjoy her beauty, knowing whom else ever got to see her. Just as I'd rather put out the sun, than to allow it to shine on any nggers, I also rather burn every atom that forms Lexie, than to allow her to ever be around nggers. Nothing that she could do that would make me forgive her ever willingly going near any shitskin males.

Pretty sure I love Lexie's features more than she ever did so herself, but I loathe her choices. She wasted her early adult life playing in evil leagues, and with almost everything that she does she damages herself. She ruins her face with chemicals, while that does not gain her any favor. No amount of aging, nor the skin damage that the makeup use have already caused would make me pick that layer of deception on her face, over the real deal. She hides her pretty lips under lipstick. She ruins her hair by painting it, and already have to use shampoo for extremely damaged hair, despite hair color not even being important. I prefer her true hair color, over seeing chemicals. When seeing her hair painted, I want to shave it all off (that would look cool). Seeing her ears being pulled by heavy earrings bothers me as well, she is ruining her earlobes, by making them streched, I especially hate the multi piece sets. She unnecessarily paints her nails. She wears unnecessary fake eyelashes. She gotten her skin tainted with a tattoo. She distorts her posture with heels, for the worse.

>>150015402
You're still less crazy than Azzi Fudd.

I have an idea on how society should control females. The only males that women could ever interact with are their father, and blood siblings (possible incest with father, or brothers doesn't introduce new genes via microchimerism), and later their husband, and children. All females would have a online marriage seeking account from their early childhood, where they could upload content, and interested males could propose, or just send money for content. The girls and their fathers could go through profiles of suitors, both having veto rights, to chose the right husband. The profiles of the ones who send the most money would get viewed first, the family of the girl would get half the money, to incentivise raising attractive daughters, and compensate the family for the costs, and the other half girls would bring into their marriage. Divorce would be illegal, to prevent girls from marrying only trying to steal money, but girls being able to collect money from their fans sending money to their profile would lessen the incentive to select a wealthy husband, and leave more chance to seek a higher genetics quality husband instead. There would be either no mandatory education for females, or only online education, and if any tests would require in person attendance, it would be done in environment with only females present as well. There would be no age of consent, neither for creating online content, nor for marriage, but sex outside of marriage, or immediate family would be illegal, and girls should be mandated to declare in their profile whether they are virgins or not. Family trees with medical history would be strictly kept by the state, and would have to be shown for both parties inside their marriage seeking profile, so both parties could select for genetically fit spouses. Married women would be allowed to keep making online content for money, either solo, or with their husband, but either way half of the income from that would go to the husband for tolerating that.

>>150016687
There would be gender segregated public services (move everything possible online), gender segregated hospitals (except maternity), gender segregated stores (way more automated delivery), and all public transport would be self driving taxies. Would have to redesign cities, so women would never run into any men. Would be better if the population would all spread out into rural homes with massive land for each plot, all separated by tall walls, so females would never even see any males outside of their family, but would have access to nature, and large gardens. There would be female only events, for those who even desire to ever leave their property, with female only venue staff, and female only live audience allowed. Sharing the wilderness, and rare natural sites would be more complicated, either there would be female only days, and male only days, or families would move around with a tracker making sure they are always far away from each other. Limited space and resources are the biggest issues with properly keeping women pure, but space can always be made, by removing the genetically furthest from ideal excess members of the population, either by killing them off, or just preventing them from breeding, or exiling them to a containment zone (but that is basicly sending them to die), but the more peaceful version society picks, the costlier it gets. The capability of birthing many kids is an important trait for eugenics reasons, even in a society that sets a maximum population number, because if a natural disaster wipe out much of the population, the survivors need the ability to repopulate quickly, and spread out, before it repeats. Maybe eventually after a few millenias, after the only remaining world population would be nordic superhumans (super strong, super fast, super endurance, super perceptive, super intelligent, super tall, perfectly healthy, super high fertility, super attractive, with blue eyes), could relax some of the gender separation rules.

>>150016687
you forgot females wouldn't be allowed to play in the sun
all outdoor sports should be played at night or in roofed arenas built by the state

I'm remembering angels pussy was mold and I'm skipping dinner

Are there any decent streaming sites for WNBA?

>>150018185
https://freestreams-live.fi/nba-livestream/

this mystic sky game gonna be a brickfest sky not gonna score more than 60 points this game

>>150008122
She's from my country

Never watched a WNBA game but I got two free bets that I placed like an absolute retard: chicago tonight and indianapolis tomorrow

>>150018450
nvm

>>150016687
>>150017128
Nigga you just want an islam fundamentalist society. Those countries already exist, but youre so dumb and racist, that you wouldnt even consider it. You dont deserve shit. Your values crumble at this mere fact I pointed out. Theyre baseless, they dont actually exist for, or refer to anything real, they're expressions of arbitrary learned feelings.

Jesus Christ, Sonia..

Fucking Zandalasalini! GS tried their damndest to piss away that game

why is this uppity magyar in every wnba thread?

lmao we got a dildo on the court brehs

https://x.com/bellylint4/status/1950371075298381932

>>150020359
some ratchet atlanta stud with size 22 jeans threw it

>>150020359
ok which one of you did this?

>PAY US WHAT YOU OWE US
>they start receiving dildos

Angel Reese when she still has a back injury:
22 points
13 mebounds
3 assists
3 steals
2 blocks
Imagine how insane she'd be if she was on a decent team.

>>150020009
Do you remember how Borat fell in love with Pamala Anderson and then learned she was a whore? That's basically it. Gypsy man fell in love with a fake version of Lexie Hull, then realized that she sees black people and other men on a day to day basis and that broke his heart. So now he doesn't even watch the games but just cries about them.

>>150020496
Isn't it her job to make the team decent? Didn't Caitlin end like a 8 year playoff drought for the fever?

>>150020511
>she sees black people and other men on a day to day basis
this is what I don't understand. Why did mr goulash put his OCD/autism points into a black sport? He does know that basketball in the USA is like 90% blacks, right?

>>150020534
Caitlin had two incredible top-tier players going into Fever. Mitchell and Boston. They just needed a decent guard to feed them and the team would be all set. They just got Boston in 2023 too. Angel has no one. Everyone on Sky except Angel and Kamilla are literal jokes.

>>150020558
he's gently encumbered by a modest aptitude for higher-order processing functions

>>150020359
This is how you know the WNBA is actually growing, people are actually showing up to the games to fuck with the players like this. Probably the most exciting news for this league in years.

>>150020741
Imagine treating a wig falling off like an injury and having to run to the back. I can't take this league seriously

>>150019591
I don't want a religious society, because all religions are false, because their gods did not protect their people from others, areas where any current religions are popular are brown shitholes, and every religious group had suffered severe misfortunes, that their gods did not protect them from. All past religions were false too, because the deities they believed in did not protect them from the current ones that killed them off, but there may have been less socially corrosive religions in the past, that have been stomped out by the masses of foreign hordes. I would never consider islam, because it's an universalist religion, without ethnocentrism, that just opens the gates for subhumans, same as christianity.

My values are solid, they are learned, from experience, and theories being thought about, how to implement them is a work in progress, and ideas around that are gradually refined.

Also they only have similarities on how to treat women from islam, but those aspect as lower priority than my eugenic views, and if I'd had to pick which religion it's closest to, it would be a genocidal interpretation of buddhism, where the common good is to exterminate every group that is not worth reincarnating into. Islam is wrong about many things, e.g. genital mutiliation, it's abhorrent, bending toward the direction of a rock and praying is abhorrent, banning pork because they did not have fridges back than is abhorrent, putting women into trashbags instead of keeping them away from males is abhorrent, they just lacked the technology to solve many things, and had grug solutions for them instead. They got restricting women's rights right, but so did almost every past society, and islam have overdid it. If they would truly believe in a creator, than they would not mutiliate his creations, thinking they know better about how anatomy should be. Also every society that adapted islam have become worse, browner, and would have dissappeared, had not for white inventions.

>>150020558
Basketball can be white only, some european countries still field white only teams. Putting blacks into public view in any context is an abhorrent (jewish controlled) american project. While already hated america (jew run country) for pushing shitskins onto the world, they often suprise me with just how abhorrent they turn things, and american population still suprise me with just how low the can sink, with what they tolerate (such as allowing shitskin males near tall white women, and not shooting the place up, killing everyone from the team, not just players, but especially staff, and management, and their families).

Also I like tall women, and basketball happens to select for that (if teams are run correctly), I don't follow other women's sports, because the women there are short, and they are not worth the attention. I don't watch any male sports at all, because I don't care about the sport itself. Most black players aren't in any sports for their talent, because most play worse than whites, they are there to demoralize white people, by putting ugly and talentless monkeys in front of them, while more talented white players sitting on the bench, and barely get any assists if they play. Blacks only even get into higher education for affirmative action propaganda, because they have no intelligence to actually learn anything, it's just jews find the taller monkeys that are not in jail yet, and have them play retarded childrens games, while grotesquely overpaying them as a psychological warfare against the majority host population, with the added bonus of destroying as many bloodlines as they can, by appealing to the lowest aspect of women, who just seek resources, and status (even in evil systems).

>>150017995
No, I have nothing against women playing in the sun, just make sure no males are present while the women are there, and males can only watch them through streams. I do prefer pale skin over tan, but that's just my preference, and I would not deny them the happiness of feeling the warmth of sunshine. I also think all sunscreen are poison, so rather they be tan than putting chemicals on their skin, most sunburns are caused by consuming seed oils anyways, the body tries to throw out those harmful chemicals, and if those are near the surface of the skin while they are out in the sun, the overheated chemicals actually merge into the soft tissue, causing permanent damage. So if people just stop consuming seed oils, they will have less burnt spots.

Also mixed views on state built arenas, my country currently have it run very backwards, give subsidies for building stadiums, but those go into private ownership, and they field a bunch of foreigners. It's fine for the state to fund building arenas, but the state, or cities should remain their owners as well, and should only employ local players. Bringing in tall foreign women, preferably white, preferably blue eyed, for women's teams is fine, but only in the heights that we have a shortage of, near two meters tall. The shorter the foreign players are, the more hostile I am toward them, because we have plenty of local players in any height but centers that aren't being developed enough, and that shows during international tournaments (and I prefer to see our own ethnics playing, over strangers winning in our name). In general I support unlimited young female immigration, but they should not get equal rights, and should not be elevated above our females (unless actually better genetics), and not even their kids should recieve citizenship, and they should be deported if they birth a male, alongside their son, back to their country of origin, also deported if no male from our actual population would want them anymore.

>>150021928
point was that footballers age way faster than basketball players bc of sun exposure

>>150022304
That is true, sun exposure does make the skin age way faster, but I would allow females that choice, because it is natural. Also made me feel inclined to warn against consuming seed oils, if spending time out in the sun, because those cause worse burns, and the formation of moles.

brehs

>>150022602
>SHE HAS THE MEATS

>>150021928
Is it in you?

go Merc
fuck Sophie

>>150028993
Are you just mad that her meet and greet is so expensive?

>>150029270
nah

go Merc

>>150018541
Indianapolis can win me $30 free here

>>150029283
God has anal sex with that girl lol. He loves anal sex with women so much that he made the police to prevent the real people from rebelling against his clones. Because the real people needed to be controlled in a way which seemed natural. Trust me, there is a brain which operates independently from all the humans who knows exactly what that girls butthole feels like. It’s shocking to have such a villain in our reality here with us. He is an anal rapist and mass enslaver. He castrates and murders males and also rapes them to death too. Then he comes online and talks about basketball to trick people into not noticing what he does lol.

>>150018541
>>150030057
Das RITE

The Liberty is getting destroyed by a pink-haired lesbian...

>>150020633
Kelsey was on that team for a minute and the Fever always had a top 3 pick for 7 years and the one time they didn't they picked 4 (they used it on Kysre Gondrezick lmao) you have to give cait her props

>>150031302

>>150031079
What is this idea that Caitlin isn't getting props? Even after I just did? I said she was the final piece that Fever needed. They already had great players on the team and needed a guard to be complete. Fever minus Caitlin can still play. Sky minus Angel is worse than the Sun.

>>>/pol/511831573
>>>/pol/511840181
Almost everyone in the thread either hate Roastie Cunningham, or sign taps about the ad campaign as a whole.

>>150028993
Dont mind if i do!

>>150033149
how does pol know so much about wnba players?

>>150033458
WNBA is frequently being spammed on /pol/ as well (the op in that thread is a shill), no matter how hostile the reaction is to them, shills keep posting new threads, and some anons actually bother to look up info on players. CC racebait spam on /pol/ last year, showing the seemingly racial attacks (not sure if those were authentic, or in hindsight were scripted to draw attention) brought me to check out the league as well, and to find Lexie... Anyways, jannies nuked that thread for some reason, despite it being almost full, maybe the shilling was too massive failure again. Here is the archive:
>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/511829559/
The thread had some great replies.

I can't stop thinking about Lexie. I have theories on why I love her body and face so much, one is that maybe my body subconsciously sense we are so genetically compatible, that if we would have kids they would be superhumans. All love toward her body is coming from instinct, all hate toward her actions come from the rational brain. My genetic default is to love her, but the rational mind can't accept what she does, so it keeps focusing on her actions, while try to argue that there are many other women existing, and in theory they can be better genetic quality, which I can visually confirm to be taller, and stronger, but the attraction toward them is nowhere near compared to my attraction toward Lexie's body. Any specific features I can point out on Lexie, I seen in others, but I prefer Lexie's, maybe the combination makes her stand out. Small tits, nice nipples, slender body, thigh gap, ability to stay fit, lean but strong arms, taller than average height, pretty smile, blue eyes. Even seen three unrelated women whom had similar expression to some of Lexie's, and I was really into them too, but not nearly as much as into Lexie. So it's a combination of features, and expressions, while having avaibility to see content of her often enough to get attached, and maybe hardwired that affection by nutting while looking at her face several hundred times. Problem with that theory, that I felt attached while knowing that she was in a relationship, and didn't bothered me while I assumed it was with a good person, with good genetic quality, because they met before I even became aware of Lexie, and I trusted Lexie's decisions at the time, but after all the trust was gone due to becoming painfully aware of her environment, that relationship started to bother me too, because how could any good person allow her to be in the environment where she is around subhumans, and if he is a bad person, I should kill him, and since I'm much stronger, I have a better genetic claim for Lexie.

This player on the Mercury had her wig fall off mid game and walked off the court. Then they had fans ejected who bantered her about it. Then they lost to the Fever yesterday and she complained to the media that the Fever fans are "weird" for boo'ing Dewanna Bonner for quitting on the team after 5 games after getting benched for her single digit performances.

>been on a winning streak with my bets
>had mystics winning yesterday
>lost by 1 point

Dallas Wings Haley Jones commits a stupid transition take foul then gets her 4th on the most obvious moving screen ever. Starts crying tears on the bench. Is she on her period?

if new york loses to connecticut I am never watching wnba again

>>149992449 (OP)
Paige Beuckers is already better than Caitlin Clark who literally can't score unless her 3 is falling

Someone threw another green dildo at the Valks-Sky game.

DILDO ALERT

>>150056647
paige can't shake an entire team defense like cc can. cazzies dont understand chaos.

>the bench paige in the 4th to save face strat

My Fevies :-)

Uh oh the angel stan racists are saying Harriet Tubman would have left Aliyah and Aari

>>150056111
unfuckingreal these bitches are so retardedly inconsistent
women's sports really is a meme man fuck this

>>150057417
It's ok bby girl you can just go watch the MenBA instead.

They already know she's not clutch, why do they say this? Paige just caught her 21st L god damn. Scored 1 timed in the 4th btw

We got a double OT battle in Seattle!

>>150059455
3OT INCOMING

>>150059551
Storm fizzled out. Double OT was just too much for them.

when will it end?

>>150059613
i love blondes

>>150059680
But do blondes love you?

>>150059613
It will end when this marketing ploy won't bring the results they seek either. Also she should be careful with comments like that, because some might take it as a challange. It would be funny if multiple dildos were thrown at a player, and after a harder hit that player would get angry, pull down her pants, and start to use it in the middle of the court. If players would have the wits to make the most of the bit, they would demand to be allowed to have Onlyfans accounts, since they already get dildos thrown at them, might as well use them on camera, to earn money.

If teams would only field hot white women, than they would not even need marketing stunts to get attention, but also the possibilities for stunts would become limitless e.g: Having younger lesbian players finger each other while on the bench, and "getting caught" on camera (having their hands in each others panties, or move suspiciously under a towel, or rubbing through clothing). Catching supposedly straight players dyking out. Hot younger white lesbian players kissing while on the bench. Players kissing to celebrate a victory. Players would grab each others butts often. If giving up even the pretense of serious league, players could flash their tits to cheering fans, and make open bets on social media that the losing team have to strip at the end of the game. The league could have way more revealing, and easily removable shorts, and players could pull them off each other often, as a prank, eg when preparing for a free throw. Or rip down pants of younger female refs, when protesting a bad call (there is minimal safety reason why refs need any clothing, other than their shoes, so maybe all refs should be young naked females).

Also if the league insists on keep doing scripted marketing stunts, instead of actually improving the league, maybe have a player fake a mental breakdown, and start running around on court naked, while her teammates would "try to" catch her, maybe even piss on the court.

>>150060361

>>150060361
Holy shit

So Connecticut fans just lost their team. Crazy how boston wanted nothing to do with the W now they relocate a team when it's finally popular.

>>150068435
It's not a done deal yet. The league still needs to approve it.

>>150068602

ABC WNBA game pre-empted by fucking lacrosse lol

Aces shitting the bed at home

>>150069524
it's las vegas, they're just doing the vegas thing where they make you feel like you're winning before pulling the rug out from under you right? right???

>>150069571
IDK about that but this is an important game for the Aces as far as making the playoffs are concerned

>>150068435
>>150068602
Of course it's going to be approved, this is a win for everyone involved. The team gets to play in a larger venue (with a $100M training facility) in the largest sports market in NE and one of the best sports cities in the country. Also sets up a potential rivalry with NYC

>>150068435
Weird that franchises are bought to be moved, instead of founding brand new ones. It's not like they can buy the legacy (if there is any), nor that they can buy the fans either, but they are stuck with the shit stats, shit staff, and some shit players, instead of putting together a fresh team. Let teams dissolve if they are unwanted, and make new teams if they are wanted, why do jews handle everything so backwards even when no gains... Maybe it's a humiliation ritual against the population of Boston...
>"Hey goyim, we know you wanted a female basketball team for your city, we stole the worst franchise for you!"
Getting the best draft pick once over a middle one not worth to stuck with the baggage, fags in San Francisco could get a new one, why would Boston settle for a second hand franchise?
>"Oy vey goyim, it was a bargain you see, your city collecting 325 million less taxes from us this year, because of something that will never generate revenue to your city, and cause your city to continously recieve less tax revenue from us as long as it is active, but us chosenites can evade all those taxes, that we owe you! If you don't like it your an anti-semite! Now you pay more taxes instead, so your country can send more weapons aid to Israel, because those palestinian children ain't just going to bomb themself, and we have thrown everything your country have donated to us at them already!"
The length your tax dollars go to, without your consent, just so you can see black women failing at a childrens game, ain't democracy grand? What do you mean that isn't what you wanted? You actually wanted to see tall white women play basketball, without jews or blacks involved? That's racist!

>>150069730
Apparently the league isn't fully behind it though. They'd rather leave Boston open for a future expansion.

At this point they ought to just rest Collier, Shepard is more than holding her own

>>150069966
Sorry, no offense at all but I disagree. NE can't support 2 teams. If the ultimate goal is to get a team into Boston, then this circumvents all that nonsense. The league would be foolish not to do this, especially with a Philly team on the horizon

Collier's down. Up by 40 points. Dumbasses

>>150070207
This game is just a hell of a beatdown. And I'm loving it.

>>150070031
What I remember hearing from the rumor mills was more that the league wanted the Sun to get sold to somewhere like Houston and then they would expand into Boston to fill that gap.

>>150070259
Nice beatdown but not a good showing for a nationally televised game

Six of one, half a dozen of the other

LOL both teams sat their starters, this is embarrassing

Minnesota is the favorite to win the title right? Unless Collier gets a season ending injury

>>150070695
Yeah but the NY Liberty just signed Belgian Emma Meesseman, so they're going to be tough once Stewie gets back

They acted like Caitlin was just better than all the girls but her stats seem on par with the other top players. I will say she's probably the best playmaker ever cause of how she breaks down defenses.

>>150070866
CC puts asses in seats everywhere the Fever play (even if she's not playing). At Dallas a couple of days ago they had almost 18K. Reese & Buecker's aren't doing that for her own teams

>>150070789
>Liberty just signed Belgian Emma Meessema

How? Is she on a minimum?

>>150070866
Shes probably the best playmaker, and close to being the top 3 pt shooter

>>150071026
>and close to being the top 3 pt shooter
When she's not having a shit shooting day that is.

>>150070866
Cont
She reminds me of peak harden who is the ultimate offensive machine and that's probably the best a wnba player can be. It's not like they can get a shaq or lebron equivalent. Her handle and threat to score and pass. But people get too tunnel vision ed overeating playmaking when there's AD equivalents like Aja or Stewie.

>>150071026
No idea, but the Lynx & Mercury were chasing her too

This is called motion.

>>150015402
>showing her abs in the locker room (or showing any of herself directly, anywhere) to a bunch of males
Post

>>150071292
I like Sophie but she said this because there was already plans for Boston to buy the Sun.

>>150071008
It's because of demographics. Angel and Paige fans are zoomers. Clark's fans are 50-70 year olds.

CUTE

>>150071292
She looks pretty. She looks like that generic pretty character on a background of a main story line in american movies in 90s and 00s, before DEI.
Carol form friends, Elizabeth Banks, Julie Bowen, I forgot others.

>>150077640
Huge cope. The fact is for all their hype, Reese & Bueckers don’t move the needle even for their own teams. No one’s going out of their way to see them play. No one cares.

Here's hoping the Fever can pull off another win today.

>Satou Sabally (personal) ruled out Sunday.
Dewanna Bonner old ass unc tearing another team apartb

I haven't watched a W game since the all star break but am watching the Fever and Storm. Have the refs finally become competent or is this game just an anomaly?

>>150089091
And then they totally botch a foul, right on queue.

Came for CC, stayed for AB

where's caitlyn clark? i told my daughter we'd see someone inspirational on the tv tonight and instead it's just a bunch of boons

Sophie is so hot and by far the best player on the court

>>150089582
Bro CC has been dead for weeks.

hehe groin

Get rekt Seattle! Indy is on a tear!

>>150088615
Heard she was already a diva (deranged twitter lesbians are my source) might be getting shipped out by the trade deadline

Who here is responsible for the CC groin injury? Speak up!

>>150091778
Just cause haliburton torn an achilles doesn't mean his penis doesn't work

Caitlin is a beast of a woman

Sabally out
Merc Win

Chicago is so SHIT

>>150091778
In fact, I have given her both left and right groin injuries because I'm hitting that thang from all angles

>>150093863
we've discerned that a mathematician more specifically a geometry expert has been hytting that caitlin snatch as the effectiveness of his attack angles are too accurate to be a random fella who doesn't know how to use his johnson

WNBA airball report: Fever vs. Storm

The storm came out strong and immediately challenged the fever in a rare show of force by tossing up the games first airball a mere 17 seconds into the game with 9:43 left to play in the 1st quarter. The fever had nothing to counter with, so the storm came back again in the 2nd quarter with another airball with 6:36 left to play. The 3rd quarter started with the fever behind by 2, but they just couldn't answer, while the storm sealed the victory with the 3rd and final airball of the game with 5:54 left to play in the 3rd.

Total airballs during the game: 3
Total dildos on the court count: 0

Total Airballs observed after watching 20 games: 52
Average per game: 2.6%
Total dildos observed so far: 2

The Caitlin vs Angel debate is over. There's no comparison. Caitlin is on a significantly better team that makes her look better than she is (catching her shitty passes, for example), and they play better without Caitlin. Angel is the only decent player on Chicago, she doesn't even have a guard on her team, and she's still putting up great stats. I used to be a Caitlin fan but she plays boring basketball, and her fans can't even spell her name right so they obviously don't support her for the right reasons.

>Ionescu was born in Walnut Creek, California, to Romanian-American parents. Her father, Dan Ionescu, escaped communist Romania around the time of the 1989 revolution, seeking political asylum in the United States.
If you want to live in capitalist country and the socialist state you live under is about to fall, why not just wait a little for paradise to arrive? You won't have to learn a new language or adjust to a totally new country.

>>150104446
Her father was likely from the commie leadership, and have stolen enough money from the public, that allowed him to flee far away from the "people's" justice, buy access to the USA, and settle in an expensive area. Would not surprise me if an actual blood jew, or jew mutt, as most commie leadership were everywhere. Gypsy-jew mutts are extra shitty, they inherit the worst aspect of both parents (as do almost all mutts of any mixing), and larp as whichever identity gives them most benefits at the time, but regardless of whatever he is, he, and all his spawn should be killed, alongside whoever lay with him.

Also nice random trivia to bump with after 12 hours... And prior post bumping after 13 hours...

wake up sheeple >>150100855

>>150008116
She grew up at the Jersey Shore so it's not surprising

>>150060361
I have a not yet fully formed, but promising idea. So if players can't do nudity, but they are still legally allowed to show lesbian affection to each other, why not do just lesbian kissing videos? With high resolution cameras focusing on their mouth, as some JAV videos do. If they are not allowed to have Onlyfans, even for that limited type of content, what about using a money sending service, where they set a goal, e.g. if 100k (or higher limit) in donation arrive, players will kiss each other on camera, with lot of tongue action, for a minute (if properly done and well loopable, it can go a long way)? You'd think that would be too much for a kiss, but it's just 5 dollars per attendee on a sold out game, and way more watch games online. My favorite pair would be if Lexie and Lacie Hull would kiss, or Lexie Hull and Cameron Brink, or maybe Lexie and Paige Bueckers, if only WNBA players could be picked (I don't see why allowed girls would be limited to WNBA players). The only moral issue about it, if straight (or bi) players would be doing it, and they would have recently used their mouth for sucking dick, than that would count as cheating, for the one who kiss them (maybe set a limit, that players are not allowed to suck dick for a month prior to kissing each other, though that would probably reduce the income of many players, with much more than what videos like this could earn...).

>>150104671
Checks out. I don't think a bot would drop this many details out of it's goals, or that it would be formatted in a way that looks like this on 4chan, but the post desribes well whats going on with most of the posting here. So many few word, or at most a few line spam posts, overly simping for players that the league try to push, and posting about the leagues forced narratives. As in 90%+ of the posts are undistinguishable from bot posting, and can classify as "spamming", "extremely low quality", "automated" bumping while posting shit noone actually cares about, and try to engagement bait, ragebait, gaslight with corporate narratives, and derail any actual discussion with unrelated posting, and hiding non corporate narrative posts with spamming 3 posts rapidly.

Getting word that HVL is dealing with manslaughter challenges after flatlining a 5'4 chigga with her dumper at camp

>>150104749
they're allowed to do nudity tho

I have a groin injury that has been getting steadily worse for a week. It is becoming somewhat debilitating.

Dallas Wings paid for Azzi Fudd's flight to indiana all star weekend.

go Merc

Got another dildo at the Fever game

>>150113399
>they hit a player with it
Hahahahahaha

>>150113456
Sophie

>>150113564
Is there any footage of it? I can’t find any

>>150113637

A THIRD DILDO?!?!

how dildos can she take?

Is this a coordinated multi-city sex toy terror attack?

This ends with Sophie launching an OF doesn't it?

>>150113709
>place a bet that a dildo will be thrown at game
>go to game and throw your dildo onto the court
>???
>profit

As another anon said, this is a sign the league is growing. Autists care enough to show up and fuck with the players.

AT with another triple dub
Merc win

I heard Caitlin saved the day by spreading her ass cheeks and sitting on the dildo to deter it from colliding with more players.

>>150114104

>everyone on comments all over the place crying misogyny and shitting themselves about incels over the dildos
How do people still not get how this shit works? The reason no one is doing it at nba games is because people would just laugh and move on. They are doing it at nba games because cry babies will cry about it. They are the ones making it happen. It’s not complicated

>>150114230
*doing it at wnba games

stop throwing dildos on to the field!

>>150021744
>Also I like tall women
What about volleyball?

security checking fans for dildos

>>150114230
If someone threw a dildo while Lebron or Westbrook was on the court there would be a completely nuclear meltdown.

These women are putting up with it ok, all things considered.

>>150114457
A meltdown from people laughing too hard? If someone threw a dildo at LeBron and someone got a still or picture of it smacking his face the entire /sp/ catalog would be that picture. So I guess you are correct in a way, it would be a meltdown of laughing

leave Sophie alone

>>150114341
i'm trans btw

>>150111428
>Suntanning before a game... sure the sunburns won't slow them down... oh wait...
Cunningham -11 +/-, Lexie -4 +/-

>>150113646
I hate McDonald so much it's unreal, the Sparks dumped her for a reason, look at that fucking midget, height mogged by fucking Plum of all people. 173cm players could call McDonald a midget, and it would be reasonable.

Fever lost the third fucking time against the Sparks, because they won't change their guard lineup... Anyone who is not a malicious retard like coach White (who was also too short as a WNBA player), would play Lexie as sg for 40 minutes, to cancel out an opponent guard, especially after they failed with the current guard matchup twice already. The Sparks also fielded two 188cm sf-s, and Fever using 185cm players as sf-s weren't enough to cover them in the two prior games either, so should have assigned someone at least matching height to play as sf. Also Boston couldn't keep up with Stevens on defense, so allowed 5/5 3s, but totally don't need a second center... Could have traded for Kitley, who was still on rookie contract, and a draft pick for Smith, if making a direct trade with Vegas, but noo... got some jew's used cumrag instead... Retarded, and evil team management. Also an extra reason to hate Boston, that she was teammates with McDonald in college (found out from an X comment, and Lexie beat them in the finals), so Boston is partially to be blamed for bringing that fucking midget into the Fever. Boston probably hate Lexie, not just for being white, but also hate Lexie for being fit, and for beating her for a college title. McDonald is net negative on any team that she is on, she can't defend due to being the (tied height) shortest player in the league, and read that apparently she never passes to Lexie, nor Cunningham when either is unguarded in the corner, don't even turn her head there to check, so she can pretend to not know they are there, and rather drive into the guarded paint, just to get blocked.

>>150111428
I really hate Lexie the person. As in the stupid whore can't take off her fucking jewelry at the neither the pool, nor during game practice... Gee wonder why shooting feels different during the game, without all that shit wearing her down, something is off, you think, stupid whore? Being at poolside but can't get her hair wet, because it's covered by chemicals that get discolored from pool water, way to enjoy summer, whore. Wearing fucking high heels before her game, that fucks up her feet and ankle, grinds down her little toe, gee wonder why you can't move properly, whore, lose her balance and fall some more, not used to walking in flat sole footware, whore. Paint a thick layer of chemicals on her face, wonder why she is a moutbreather when exhausted, maybe you could use that extra air, whore. Buddying up with the kikefucker, that was given her spot, just because she got some forced social media interaction, and a bunch of likes, because she wants attention too, or do as she told, like a whore. Wasting a beautiful body and face like that on a whore soul like Lexie... If she'd have half a decency she would have quit after the All-Star selection the latest, but should have done so earlier when removed from starter, and after any game when not getting 40 minutes of gametime, or never should have accepted playing in this team to begin with, but no, she have self doubt instead, passing on open shots, she don't believe in her own talents, because why would a gifted body be wasted on a whore like her, there must be something wrong with it, it's not just her whore mind, right? Honestly this might be for the best, if this whore fails out of the league, than at least she might have a few kids at least, or who am I kidding, her whore twin sister don't have any either, she'll rather be shat on (probably literally too, by rich clients), and just sit on the bench waiting the next game, so she can dress like a whore again for pre game photos, and attract more clients.

>>150111428
I don't know swimsuit brand names, but obvious design should be a thin, light colored set, made from see through material, and maybe the thong should have a thin lace rear, which would barely cover their asshole, and one could see the rim from the right angle (and the brand should insist on posting pictures, and videos with that angle).

They want mama to be gay so bad

>>150114457
>“I think you just have to like continuously
>prioritize the players, because it’s like obviously
>safety, but also just so like immature to me,
>like, I just hate that that’s being attached to our
>like brand and like our name,” Harrison said.
>“This is like, let’s be professional here. Like, I
>get the jokes, and things can be funny, but like it
>like just gets to a point.

>“So like, I’m just like really over it, and like
>I know other players are like over it.”

Honestly the dildo thing is the ultimate testament to the Post-Covid acceleration of the bizarre battle of the sexes.
Instances of men not knowing what a clit is and thinking the only way a woman can get pleasure is penetration by something that feels big to them is basically too common.
Like my roommate rubs herself off with my soap bar in an exfoliating pouch.
Hitachi probably makes more money off that magic wand than they do off tractors and guys are out there going "dildo" like they're virgins in the 90s.

>>150117866
Just Zoomers being Zoomers, all Zoomer women are culturally gay men without the sex drive.

>>150118170
Or more likely, the whole thing is outrage marketing for an organization bleeding money that isn't allowed to fail.

Sophie is my queen

>>150118170
Dildos are shaped like pussies. The inside. What do they think dicks are shaped like? Biology centers the female.

>>150118170
>>150118205
I saw a post that apparently it's actually some attempted viral marketing thing by some new crypto scheme.

>>150113693
Technically this was the fourth. And the 5th and 6th were thwarted yesterday.

Don't tell me another dildo hit a player

CCs bf makes the lesbians torture themselves

>>150123030
Bullies baka

DILDO STATUS??

https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/1953256309270135127?s=46

They caught the fucking retard lol

>>149992449 (OP)
I wrote a song about CC and Sophie sharing a green double dildo. I think you’ll find it’s both tasteful and sensual.

https://x.com/cervicalprancer/status/1953257706141458603?s=46

>>150124419
kwab

top right best players in the league
bottom left worst players in the league

I don't care about women's sport, I just want to know if they threw another dildo.

what would be the most anti-woke anti-dei fantasy team?
Clark, Brink, Hull, Cunningham, Van Lith, ionescu

who else?

I'm tired of seeing the situation in the video in the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDH_r7-GN4o&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

Is there any sport completely dominated by the female gender and where men always lose to women?

Basically I want a universal sport that is absolutely dominated by women and where men always lose to women in everything.

>>150125847
They hate on Napheesa Collier cause she "talks white" and has a white husband. She's the best player ITL.

>>150125859
She is some mutt, who is being overhyped and given infinity free throws from offense initiated contact (that is the treatment for other groids hyped by the league as well). Also read that her husband is jewish, could be an extra reason for the special treatment (and with mutts, their father could be jewish as well, likely the reason they are promoted to begin with).

>>150125852
>Basically I want a universal sport that is absolutely dominated by women and where men always lose to women in everything.

It's called "Divorce court".

Why Sophie is on da news for everything else expect basketball?

WNBA Airball / dildo report #21

Fever vs. Sparks

This was a hotly contested game between L.A. and Indiana with L.A. starting off strong in the 1st quarter tossing up an airball with only 1:03 left to play. Indiana failed to answer in the 2nd quarter, but we DID have a dildo tossed onto the court with 2:05 left to play. Try as they may, neither the fever or the sparks could add to their airball count in either the 3rd or 4th quarters. Final score: Sparks victory with a 1-0 lead over the Fever for the airball win.

Total WNBA games observed: 21
Total airballs observed: 53
Dildos tossed onto court: 1

Average airballs per game: 2.52
Average dildos tossed onto court per game: .04

>>150125818
Bro, this is a major money-making opportunity. White/caucasian and rainbow colored dildos have the highest payouts
>attend wnba game
>throw BWC-themed dildo
>profit

It's kinda hot seeing the wnba girls not comment on the length of the phallus shaped device. Plum dawg kicking that thing

The WNBA are desperate to make this dildo stunt a thing. A dozen or so spam threads about it on /pol/ today, 4 (currently in catalog) spam threads here on /sp/, there were more earlier. Even the shill bumps in this thread are about it. It's not that funny. It would be amusing if they actually hit a player on the face, for the videos, but plastic sex toy on court is not that big deal. Of course it's marketing selected to be a neutral color, to avoid making it about race, just like when they tried the CC bullying stunt again with a white player, that flopped. They try retard shit instead of offering a better product, where white players are the stars, who play all game, and mainly only white players play, and only white players are the lead scoring output.

Also if fans would want to be hardcore, toss used flashlight on court, full of coins, that would spill out on the court, and game would have to halt, while someone would have to pick up the hundeds of cum covered coins. That would be disgusting, but if they'd want disruption... Other version is to toss a fleshlight with a dildo stuck into it, to show players what the dildos tossed at them are desgined for... Other hardcore idea is putting superglue on a dildo, and tossing it at the screen above the court, and that could not be removed during the game, that is vandalism, and if falling into someones hair assault again, but that's still nothing compared to the turkish league, where fans toss smoke grenades at the bench.

If the league would organically want to include black players, maybe could toss bananas at them, cover the whole fucking court, but the league can't allow that, because sheboons are protected animals. They can't make stunts based on actually funny thropes, like making them eat watermelon slices on the bench, or eat bananas, or have them do fried chicken (fast food), and grape drink commercials for breaks. People would still ignore them, but the ones that accidentally tune in, might get a few giggles.

>>150136017
I just know the dykes on Lchat are fuming

Fever second half rally incoming

they're gonna start doing cavity searches for WNBA games

go Merc
fuck Sophie

NEED to impregnate sophie cunningham

>>150136782

>>150125818
>>150126595
4th dildo confirmed. Color: purple

>>150060361
>>150131214
why do you consume this shit product? there’s better basketball played at your local park

>>150136586
Fever are absolute shit tonight.

>>150136853
Which game?

>>150136950
it was thrown at the end of the chicago sky game

AT with another triple

Merc win

Wow the Fever got walloped by the Merc 95-60

Sparks over the Suns 102-91, Cameron Brink with 11 points & a couple of blocks

>>150136956
Oh that one was Angel's

WNBA Airball report #22: Fever vs. Mercury

RECORDS ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a NEW airball record. SEVEN! Yes, that's right, SEVEN airballs were tossed up during this game, and that's the new season record, besting 5 by 2.

The Mercury kicked it off to lead the way with their first airball of the game with 5:26 left to play in the 1st quarter. Indiana immediately came back to challenge with their first airball at 2:49 left in the 1st quarter.

The second quarter score remained a tie with one each, but Phoenix came back in the 3rd quarter with their second airball with only 55 seconds left to play in the quarter.

The fireworks began in the 4th with the Mercury coming out and making a bold statement 40 seconds after the start of the quarter, scoring their 3rd airball of the game with 9:20 left to play. Showing absolute dominance, Phoenix scored their 4th and final airball of the game with 8:38 left to play in the 4th. Indiana started to focus and launched their 2nd airball of the game with 5:35 left to play, making the score Mercury 4 Indiana 2. Down by 2, the Fever almost immediately responded with another airball in the 4th with 3:24 left to play, and try as they might, they just couldn't tie up the score before the game ended. Final airball score: Mercury 4, Fever 3.

No dildos were observed on the court during the game.
Total WNBA games observed: 22
Total airballs observed: 60
Average airballs per game: 2.72

>>150136017
Cunningham is like a fucking vampire leeching off Lexie's life force. The more I see them near each other the more I hate Lexie, and the less attracted I am to her, it's same disgust as if she'd pose next to a crack whore. It's so forced, and lame, only the fucking crones who run this shitshow of a team could turn Lexie lame, by allowing shit stunts like this, and the fucking social messaging is worse. Lexie have a real actual twin, and this product placement of a discount, repulsive substitute cheapens the very word. Also Lexie looks like shit in this picture, compared to her regular self, makeup makes her look older than she actually is, or maybe reverse cheerleader effect, aging up to the older one. I'm disgusted how their arms touch, as if she touching someone disease ridden. Not all publicity is good publicity, especially how their game turned out, Cunningham might really be a vampire taking Lexie's shooting ability too. Or maybe Lexie is taking up bad drinking habits from Cunningham, or drug habbits, I'm certain she is negative influence in countless ways. Lexie becoming a lesser person every moment she spends near her, fear that there will be nothing left of the actual Lexie by the time she leaves the Fever, just a shell of a human being. Also Lexie is gaining weight, it shows, and it's bad for her, especially if she want to keep playing basketball. Would be better if she would retire from playing basketball already, but if not, than at least act as an actual athlete, and wear only sports gear, or normal clothing (she got two clothing brands to sponsor her anyways, and those fits were better than the designer bullshit), wear a sneaker, do not wear even a single piece of jewelry, stop using any makeup, stop painting her nails, wash the paint out of her hair. Could present the changes as self punishment for recent bad gameplay performance. Also keep her distance from Cunningham, no interaction with her, aside of what is directly related to gameplay.

>>150118170
It ain’t that deep bro, just haha funny penis object

>the dildo throwers were just crypto scammers trying to pump their shitcoin
Bet you feel pretty stupid for supporting them now.

https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45923322/crypto-group-says-orchestrated-sex-toy-tosses-wnba-games

>>150140462
Made up excuse. The league organized it themself, random crypto shit would not have got the media coverage, and cross board shilling, and it would have been worthless if they don't announce it in advance why they are doing it for. This is just a way to back out of an other failed marketing campaign.

>>150136908
I don't consume WNBA directly this season, but the league still have one player that I care about, and I just keep track of what is going on with her, and that is hard to do so without seeing the rest of general shit going on in the league.

Women's basketball in theory could be a beautiful thing to watch, looking at tall white women, the best of our race, playing a game, showing their attractive bodies, athleticism, reflexes, and skill. In practice it's often a torture, especially the WNBA, teams are not fully white, whites are delegated as second class players, regardless of merit, racial enemies are within every team, and are within the team staff, and venue staff as well, music of the racial enemies is being blasted at the venue too, rigged reffing, obnoxious advertisement being pushed into the viewers face during streams, and the players lives are being wasted when they cannot even possibly deliver good entertainment within these conditions. The best genetic quality white women are birthing less kids, because sticking in a career trap as sunk cost fallacy, for pocket change money as their reward (as in they can't play in the WNBA until they are 22, but by that time they should be mothers already). I even feel guilty watching youth tournaments, because those have the forced interaction with racial aliens too, and even without that no medal worth the price of the kids they could birth instead. The more I like players, the more I'm bothered by them wasting their lives, instead of having kids (would be the best if with me), but I can't help myself and look, because tall women are the best thing in life, and to my misfortune, the one (who's features, and expressions) I like the most (Lexie Hull) happen to be in the WNBA. I don't watch her games out of principle anymore, but I still keep in track with how she, and her team does, via box score, and social media (reading comments about her, and her team for longer time than it would take to watch the game).

Coming up on ION. I'm getting the Wings vs Liberty @4:30 PT

>>150146082
dildo forecast?

>>150146098
It's 2 for 1 night

LOL the game's sponsored by Dick's

No Bueckers tonight it's going to be a bloodbath

Mystics & Lynx down to the wire, Citron & Alanna Smith going at it

So how do we feel knowing the Fever are fucked for the rest of the season with their two backup PGs both out of commission?

>>150149101
Yeah they play the Sky tomorrow on CBS & everyone's out lol

Aces survive a 4th quarter Storm comeback, win 90-86. Storm falling in the standings with 4th loss in a row, Aces heading up with 3rd win. Skylar with 0 points tonight. Not looking good for the Storm