Thread 150013298

Former /biathlon/ superstar Laura Dahlmeier facing certain death after being caught in a landslide in P*kistan
https://www.bild.de/sport/medienberichte-ex-biathletin-laura-dahlmeier-in-pakistan-schwer-verunglueckt-6888bc1e893b255c80db057a

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>>150013298 (OP)
>be white female
>go to Pakistan
Deserved

>>150013298 (OP)
It's over

>>150013298 (OP)
literally a nothingburger. expecting le ebin anime rescue arc

>>150013298 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK
Probably F then :(

>>150013298 (OP)
o7

Branzi wins again

>>150013298 (OP)
If she married me and had kids she would not be in this situation (im little older and from very nearby). But no she had to be single traveling and im single aswell

>>150013863
Hampster is a lesbian

>>150013890
Oh
But if she came together with me when she was 16 (used to be in garmisch partenkirchen for party in that times sometimes so its not absurd to think of) shes would not be lesbian (i would have saved her)

>>150013890
my penis could have changed that

her silence speaks volumes

>>150013396
>5700 m up in the world's second highest mountain range
>helicopter took almost 24 h to even fly over her
>shows no signs of life
This is definitely not a nothingburger

How does Loudog fit into that Story?

>>150014078
Kill yourself unironically

>>150013890
no
her ex bf died in an avalanche 3 years ago

>>150014145
>Mit gerade einmal 25 Jahren machte Laura Dahlmeier 2019 Schluss mit dem Leistungssport – und im folgenden Sommer einen Abenteuerurlaub mit Robert Grasegger in den italienischen und französischen Bergen. Die Touren sind auf einem Reise-Blog von Grasegger und gemeinsamen Fotos auf Instagram dokumentiert. Dahlmeier postete dort nach dem Tod des 29-Jährigen ein Goethe-Zitat: „Was man tief in seinem Herzen besitzt, kann man durch den Tod nicht verlieren.”
Huh, didn't know that. I always thought she's a lesbo or asexual.

>>150013298 (OP)
Shouldnt have retired

>>150013298 (OP)
Her fault for even going to that cesspit

>>150013298 (OP)
Why would she go to London

Retired way too early. RIP.

Mountain climbing is stooopid

Who the fuck goes climbing in Pakistan? LOOL

>>150014531
5 of the 14 eight-thousanders are in Pakistan

>>150014531
At least one fewer person than yesterday LOL

Hampster dood wat nou?
No but seriously that’s awful, and the news coming out seems like it’s pretty certain she’s dead

I'm always telling people to stop mountain climbing in Pakistan but nobody ever listens to me

Apparently that's the mountain she was on. "Only" has an altitude of 6,000 m, but with a 1,500 m high 45° slope

Blink festival soon: https://www.langrenn.com/langrenn-allround/klaebo-gjor-blink-comeback-se-hvem-som-utfordrer-ham/

Lou and Lisa will be there

>>150014749
>A further attempt to summit the Laila has been made in June 2016 by a completely Italian expedition composed by Zeno Cecon (Tarvisio - UD), Carlo Cosi (Padova), Enrico Mosetti (Gorizia) and Leonardo Comelli (Trieste). During an attempt to summit the peak the group decided to turn back due to the amount of snow 150m below the summit. During the ski descent, in a traverse Leonardo Comelli fell 400 meters to his death.

>>150013298 (OP)
Following her passion. Good for her.

>Retire at 25 despite legit dominance
>Dies at 31 by doing westerncunt third world alpinism
I've not grudge toward the hampster, and this is a legit sad news. But it looks like a legit KWAB life timeline.

apology for poor english

when were you when lauren dampmeier dies?

i was sat at home drinking mulled wine when frau herr mann ring

‘hampster is kill’

‘no’

>>150014838
Top kek

In other typical /biathlon/ news

Johaug preggers again, so it's finally over.

Victoria Carl taken for doping, not really doping but anyway.

Knotten kicked out of the national team because asking some questions at the federation. In Norway, you don't do that.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>former
don't care

>post-career ending landslide
many such cases

>>150013298 (OP)
>P*kistan
Where? Pakistan?
Why don't you just write it out, you spaz

>>150013298 (OP)
SOMEDAY YOU WILL FIND ME
CAUGHT BENEATH THE LANDSLIDE
IN A CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA IN THE SKYYYYYYY

total mountain climber death

>>150013298 (OP)
OHNE DICH WILL ICH NICHT SEIN
OHNE DICH!
MIT DIR BIN ICH AUCH ALLEIN
OHNE DICH!

Und die Vögel singen nicht mehr

>>150015314
MODS

>>150013298 (OP)
asked for it
sorry not sorry

>Eine Rettungsaktion lief an, ist aber nach Angaben eines pakistanischen Behördensprechers vorerst eingestellt worden. Grund sei die hereingebrochene Dunkelheit, wie ein Sprecher der Tourismusbehörde vor Ort der Deutschen Presse-Agentur am Abend (Ortszeit) mitteilte.
Search got interrupted due to darkness

>>150015464
literally says 'Rettungsaktion'. this plus there is absolutely zero statement about how she supposedly got injured. Athe nothingburger is still not off the table

>>150015314
oh the humanity

>>150015314
That's what a BBC does to a human vagina

Even if she's not gravely injured: Can you survive a night on 5500m altitude, without much shelter and few supplies? Not sure if I'm stating the obvious, but the chances to retrieve her alive seem to be very low. Also I'm sure that mountain climbers have emergency transponders or flares or something like that on them, and if nothing went off yet, well...

>>150014749
Climbing the 500m (?) wall on the south seems much safer, was it a ski only expedition ?

>>150016284
If anyone can do it it's the Hampster, she's got insane Stamina and would probably run 100 km to the next city...if she's still able to.

Why do they call it summit? Sounds gay

>>150016320
you don't understand, for climbers it's the route you took to reach the peak that matters

>>150015314
WOULD

>>150016284
>Can you survive a night on 5500m altitude, without much shelter and few supplies?

She didn't move before nightfall. Unless she suddenly started moving fast and building a tent she's dead and the journalists are pussyfooting around it

RIP

They flew above the place. No signs of life

She's dead Jim!

>>150015314
A legend of this proud sport we all enjoy might be dead and you're making a joke in poor taste? Shame on you. May the Hampster haunt you for the rest of your life

>>150017008
agreed. this was bad taste af

>If you're writing a story, this could be a powerful moment — not a flashy, dramatic fall, but the slow inevitability of being left behind above the clouds, under stars that don’t care.

Want help writing that scene? Or turning it into something poetic, journal-style, or stark and brutal?

Why is AI like this

>>150016284
>>150017002
i believe it's second night too, not first

>>150017245
She's dead Jim

>>150016707
I do understand, and climbers also understand that being safe is somewhat more important than being second to a peak nobody cares about, which is even more suprising considering there were women in the expedition

>>150016320
>Climbing the 500m (?) wall on the south seems much safer
Hard to tell as a layman. As far as I read, the camp used by previous expeditions is on the western side (somewhere on the upper right in/outside the picture). Dahlmeier was climbing in Alpine style, so doing a first ascend through a 500 m wall was definitely not an option

>>150014749
that's a gnarly looking peak. don't know about geology, but i assume the sharpness means it's a young mountain?

bump

wonder what she's thinking about right now

>>150013298 (OP)
She's 100% dead, RIP
A shame she retired early. I remember being mad at her for that, she had another few years in her and could have won many more titles. But I hope (and think) she was happier that way. I do respect that. If she were to survive, I would be happy ... but just hearing of the situation, she's probably been as dead as it gets for quite some time now

We're so back /biathlon/bros

>Laila Peak

Fucking Mickey Mouse Mountain

Go Annapurna or go home.

>33% fatality rate

F

>>150015314
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH What the fuck is thaaaaat

>>150014513
sexo mit ida lien

>>150014749
kino looking mountain desu

>>150015314
>norwegian flag

that's crazy i thought y'all were more tasteful than that?

What the hell is happening? Erfquake with a magintude of 8.8 hit Kamchatka

>>150013298 (OP)
ripperoni

althoughbeit was asking for it

Any news?

>>150021722
oh no, I hope nika is save

>>150014513
I could understand it when there were still things left to conquer even if it was a death wish. But when the highest point in the world is a tourist attraction for wealthy boomers there's no point in it anymore.

>>150017008
so sorry for poking fun at this idiot

>>150022204
>rescue opertation resumed; difficult due to terrain and weather
>no rescue by helicopter possible
>nobody has been able to reach her
>climbing partner was able to communicate with her, but couldn't reach her (on monday); now back to base camp

F

F

>>150023369
;_____;
F

>Schumi
>Laura
Our retired athletes should probably just stay home...

>>150023369
F
That first ZDF broadcast in November will be weird

F

>>150023369
see >>150015070

>>150023449
Just say that you're a nigger that can't understand the Faustian Spirit
You will never get it

>>150023466
I understand it, but I will never mourn for anyone that dies doing extreme sports. They knew the risks, you pretentious fuck.

F

>>150023472
Of course she knew the risks but it's still sad, you should stop being so jaded all the time

>>150023369
Oh shiiiit


F

>>150023482
I think dying at home is sadder, but at least I have the ability to respect other people's opinions, sperg-san.

>>150023435
They're gonna constantly bring her up, especially since it's an olympic season. Wonder how many short films they're gonna do about her.

>>150023369
F
At least she didn't go out like that brazilian who went to climb 3,700 meter active volcano in blue jeans.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jun/25/juliana-marins-hiker-found-dead-mount-rinjani-lombok-indonesia

Officially official F

>>150022258
She's in Belarus mostly, according to her insta.
Better place to be a mom, I guess.

>>150023369
>landslide followed by vaccine-induced myocarditis
Unlucky.

F

Rest in peace. She was a great athlete.
Was sad she stopped her biathlon career so early, but she wanted to do something else.

Hated her when she was humiliating my girl Soukalova
Terrible way to go, RIP in F

>>150023646
jej

>>150023646
kek

Will her teeth be made available for science to create Hampster-human hybrids?

>It was Dahlmeier's "express and written will" that "in a case like this, no one should risk their life to rescue her" and that her body "should be left behind on the mountain in this case," the statement continued. This has now been done, and the rescue operation has been called off. This is also in the best interests of her relatives.

suicide?

>>150023369
F

>>150023815
can you have sex with a frozen corpse?
Asking for a friend

>>150013298 (OP)
RIP

>>150013298 (OP)
damn I actually remember watching her in the biathlon during the 2018 winter olympics, she seemed like she was SO MUCH better than everybody else, along with Fourcade in the mens

RIP

whats the point of mountain climbing fr.

>>150023985
it's white people's thing, you wouldn't understand

>>150024015
Don't most of the rich idiots get carry by Nepalese sherpas

>>150024043
Mountain climbing and everest tourism are two different things

>>150023923
it would be very painful

>>150024015
This desu

>>150015314
based, fuck the dead white roastie
she was pro immigration anyways

>>150023923
Considering most of these climbers die in India/Nepal/Pakistan the answer is obviously no, otherwise there would be no female bodies on mountains.

>>150023815
No, they left our boy Tomaz Humar in the Himalayas too. It's too risky bringing them down and they want to be left there anyway if something happens.

>>150023466
Muh faustian spirit
Its an unnatural bullshit people do to fill the void of not having children which they were brainwashed to

doing stupid unnnecessary stuff other people a hundred years before have already achieved is faustian spirit

refer to this post when hirscher is lost in the next 5 years after doing stupider and stupider things in the andes and dies

>>150024305
It's not like hampster had to fight off men with a stick, you know?

Rest in peace
Life is short and some people are just hellbent on making it even shorter

>>150024508
>>150013863

>>150023815
>>150024189
How is K2 and Mount Everest gonna look like in year 2125, its gonna be littered with corpses everywhere. Keep in mind that modern climbing with these volumes has only been going on for some decades. Imagine in 100 years.

>>150024305
Maybe its a Spiritual faustian proccess, that some people are drawn to more than others. Is that wrong?

https://youtu.be/7W2Z0D5tXXI?si=rmfzdxfsIl9IPcEl

RIP
Way too young...

>>150024180
we should have told the pakis that there is a white woman on the mountain that can'T fight off rapists.
They would have found her in minutes

>>150017522
Random image from Google shows where the camp is

What's up with elite German sportspeople and rocks?

Holy fuck, i was getting scared of hights sensation when i was up on a 1300 meter glacier/mountain looking out and sensing the vastness, i cant fucking imagine a 45 degree 6k meter peak.

>>150024731
Maybe

>>150023369
wat nou?

>>150023369
F
That’s just sad dying so young for nothing

So, let me get this straight: all this news that was fed the public was bullshit from the start? Hampster was hit by a rock slide, her body was discovered already yesterday. Due to the condition an emergency rescue via heli was no option and today after her body was spotted again showing no sign of having moved since yesterday she was declared dead. Is this correct so far?

>>150026341
NGO-Germany media is simply to used to lying and being soft and incompetent. You could put 2 and 2 together early on. They actually rescued her "partner" who probably told them she was dead

>>150023369
S

>>150026341
That's exactly what the news said from the start. She fell down somewhere, was spotted from the air later, and gave no signs of life.

DAHLMEIER DOOD
WAT NOU?

>>150026450
This was the news in Norway yesterday too.

That's when i wrote, she's dead Jim.

RIP
A true adventurer. What a wonderful life it had been for her.

>>150015314
how is this still up

>>150026450
Yeah, same here, she was hit by rocks and there was no sign of life. So when I heared about the news I went to see if ZDF had some compilation of her life achievements. I posted it yesterday on t&f because I hadn't found this thread yet.

If the hampster was motivated after 25, she would be the goat of women /biathlon/ let that sink in.

>>150028986

Would be a race between her and Magdalena Neuner, who also quit at 25.

>>150023369
F

>>150014145
now they can be together in slide heaven

Remember Blinken on wednesday

>>150028986
>>150029071
Blame the german tabloids who were so terrible they caused both to quit.

>>150038052
Bild usually was the first to praise them (in the most ridiculous fashion) for whatever they did, but all of these papers took it too far by snooping through every personal detail in their lives
I am very sad that both of them retired so early

>>150038052
why can't our tabloits push athletes into playboy shootings instead?

Why are German tabloids so bad. I thought it was a English thing

>>150038273
I seem to remember some tabloid renting the house across from Magdalena Neuner to "spy" on here, which is what made her quit. I might be misremembering though.

>>150040600
Wtf

>>150023369
Big F

Cliffhanger or Vertical Limit today?

>>150013298 (OP)
not cute, don't care lol

>>150046887
Wtf!

Ass

I was going to see if Vanessa Hinz had said something, but she seems to have abandoned instagram. Latest post is from her wedding in may

>>150014749
How tf do you look at this and be like "oh what a jolly good day, imma climb up death mountain over there"

>>150054648
a noselet like bor1s could never compete

>>150052066
what the hell is this double ass?

>>150063949
t. thighlet

>>150064136
calm down, fattie. we all watched a ton of sports and none of the athlete has this. maybe you've seen it somewhere else, I assume plumperpass or jeffsmodels.