first >Schalke moment of the season incumming edition

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>Friday, 01.08.25
>20:30

.>Schalke vs Big City Club
>Saturday 02.08.25
>13:00
11ersberg vs Glubb
paderbundes vs Holzbein
KSC vs Münster
Darmchuddies vs Boycum
>20:30 topspil
Bielefeld vs :Düsseldorf

>Sunday 03.08.25
>13:30
Hangover vs FCK
Maidencastle vs Brownsilence
Fürth vs Dynamo

Anime

>>150013899 (OP)
Schalke is getting promoted btw

>>150013988
Bochum
DDorf
Kiel
Schalke in the bottom half

>>150013988
0 0ree

>>150013988
Schalke 2 xD

>>150013996
1. hertha
2. h96
3. darmchud

>>150013988
>low quality bait

>>150013988
Based knower

>>150013899 (OP)
>meddl Leude
>warum wir dem fcbayern für pooiz diaz dankbar sein sollten

>Aznouvwechselt mit sofortiger Wirkung zum FC Everton. Das gaben die Klubs nun offiziell bekannt. In den letzten Tagen hatte sich ein solcher Wechsel auch schon abgezeichnet.
>Aznou soll dem Rekordmeister neun Millionen Euro Sockelablöse einbringen, diese kann noch auf zwölf Millionen Euro ansteigen
Koan talent

>>150014670
was part of Brazzo's scheme to lure in Yamal
almost worked

>>150014699
all of Brazzo's transfers ALMOST worked

I would be annoyed if my team paid £35m for Diaz. What was the final fee?

>>150014541
>>warum wir dem fcbayern für pooiz diaz dankbar sein sollten
t. liverpoolfc.com
>>150014644
80m+20m wages when they could have kept the real Sahne for 1m more wage xd

Had to drive through NRW on the weekend. Thank god I dont have to live in this shithole. FUCK non-south Germany.

>>150014718
so he was fired prematurely
he had the contract for Xhaka and a cheap new one for Musiala on the desk too

im trying to beat the magnus bot with chat gpt and the retard ai tells me to move my queen while im in check

>Ein unangenehmer Zwischenfall überschattete Unions 0:1-Testspiel-Pleite gegen den 1. FC Schweinfurt in Herzogenaurach. Während der Partie wurden Schweinfurts Spieler Michael Dellinger (32) und Uche Obiogumu (21) beleidigt.Nach einem Zweikampf, bei dem Dellinger beteiligt war, rief ein Zuschauer: „Schwarze Sau! Gib ihm eine Karte jetzt!“ Meinte der Fan den Spieler oder den Schiedsrichter? Laut Augenzeugen sollen einige Zuschauer danach sogar gelacht haben. Ein Ordner bestätigte den Vorfall, konnte den Rufer allerdings nicht eindeutig identifizieren. In der 80. Minute kam es zu einem zweiten Vorfall: Nach einem Elfmeterpfiff, der nach einem Foul an Schweinfurts Angreifer Uche Obiogumu gegeben wurde, schrie ein Fan im roten Union-Trikot erneut: „Schwarze Sau!“ Augenzeugen vermuten, dass es sich um denselben Fan handelte. Auch dieser Ausruf blieb vom Schiedsrichter unbemerkt.
>Inzwischen hat die Polizei einen Tatverdächtigen identifiziert und vernommen. Gegen ihn wurde, Strafanzeige gestellt und ein Ermittlungsverfahren eingeleitet.
>Präsident Dirk Zingler (60): „Rassisten sind Idioten – auch wenn sie Union-Trikots tragen. Wer Menschen herabwürdigt, hat bei uns keinen Platz. Wer damit ein Problem hat, soll gehen. Union steht für Zusammenhalt, nicht für Hass.“
right and important

>>150014644
lol

>>150014802
I’ve never seen more Turks in one place than I did in Nürnberg and I live in Berlin
fucking kys for spreading these lies

Dorkmundbros, why is he wearing a buyern jersey?

>I live in Berlin
Opinion discarded. Kindly end all of your future posts with "Danke für das Taschengeld, Südpapa"

>>150015074
Fork City, Population: (You)

>>150015289
chat gpt got forked NOT me!

>>150013988
>88 confirms

>>150015224
When I was namberch I was arriving very early and wanted to visit the frauenkirche but it was closed and then right next to it in some apartment some turks were blasting shitskin music - SAD!

>>150015170
Should have just yelled nigger and be done with it. No point in softballing your racism nowadays.

>>150015170
>Uche Obiogumu
Einer für Negerkusen?

Do you know that feel when you are on a social outing and the people won't drink for shit even though it's supposed to be a party and they talked a big talk before? Like they're on the same beer for an hour and you just want to cut their throats for being such little bitches?

Goonen for Jugendwort des Jahres.

>>150015559
einer für die Bremänner?

>>150015657
Won't win

>>150015646
I haven't been to a party in 13 years also I would get blackout druk xD

>>150015766
I invite you to my birthday on September

>>150015646
Yes. I dont get it. I dont drink normally but when its a social event I go at a comfy 3 bier/hour pace until I throw up and then go home

>>150015771
Th-thanks :^)

>>150015771
>Jungfrau oder Waage
Lmao

>mahcocojambo not even playing for copenseethen
lmao

>>150015801
>caring about (((stern)))zeichen
O MELODY

also jungfrau btw (not sexually)

>I dont drink normally
>3 bier/hour pace

>>150015766
Me neither but if you're drinking 2 beer for an entire evening why even drink at all?

>>150015834
>Jungfrau
Aaahahahahahahahhaha
>>150015836
0.33er desu

>>150015929
what are you mongo??

>wupperTAL
>its a stadt and not a tal

>>150015940
Zwilling

>>150015953
It's located in a Tal at the Wupper though

>>150015953
>Schweiz
>I don't have a joke

Technically all dwellings in NRW are Molochs and not Städte

>They're thinking about us again

>>150015929
>0.33er

>>150015992
>may child
bluds whore mother got impregnated on summer vacation

>>150016017
As if you really care

>>150015170
wait but thats merely a very old beleidigung for the schiri. why would anyone assume he meant the neger?
>mfw a friend of mine was once zerrt out of the block by a hundertschaft because of this
peak cück

>>150016017
If you buy a sixer you get 6x0.33
Nothing wrong with that du Sohn von Hurre

>>150016029
Mid June actually. But its okay to be jelly. I birthday mog most people

>>150016045
not really, tho on my bday theres usually champions league

>>150016032
>sixer you get 6x0.33
Frauenbier for twice the price (for no reason)

>>150016070
Thats not bad either

>Staff party motto is Oktoberfest
Finally gonna see the workwife in a Dirndl lads.

0.33 are based when it's hot, but with out record Hitzesommer right now you might as well Drink 1L Schumacher bottles and the Pennerschluck will still taste decente.

>Zwillinge können zu Selbstzweifeln und Stimmungsschwankungen neigen.
don't cut your cock off tranny

>>150016108
Sex her
>>150016073
If you buy it unterwegs to the party it just makes sense

>>150016122
Id need a fucking massive chainsaw to handle this magnum dong of mine and I despise physical labour so dont worry

>>150016141
>I despise physical labour
we know you fette sau

>>150016160
Im actually quite fit

>>150016171
im hotdog wettessen?

>>150015646
god I hated that back at uni when the girls would hype up some party going “oooh we’re going to get sooooo drunk” only for them to drink one cocktail and half a bottle of beer throughout the evening I mean wtf are you even doing holy shit me and the lads are out here getting wasted and you do nothing

>>150016186
Post 'cep

>>150016108
wtf are we working for the same company?
but no, I will not wear lederhosen

>>150016203
>me and the lads are out here getting wasted and you do nothing
anon..

>>150016215
>
Kek do you work in the Frankfurt area?

>>150016215
On Germany really the only thing that happens is Oktoberfest or other b00n things so it's very unlikely just that there isn't much else that is going on in germland (Bavaria/east bavaria are the best!)

>>150016203
because women get raped when they're drunk and you don't

>>150016262
>he doesnt know
Good. Stay away or in Bayern thanks

>>150016242
Not him but I do

>>150016208
lifting is a cope mechanism for losers

>>150016291
Eschborn?

>>150016298
>ebenerdiger duscheinstieg
This guy is living with his elderly parents

>>150016299
No

>>150016313
Thank god.

>>150016242
nö. I wörk in Berlin

>>150016298
Are you a professional holocaust re-enactor?

>>150015646
at the dorf it's the other way around
we claim we will go slow on a weekday but end up drinking 8 beers and 2 schnaps anyway

>>150016632
>dorf
how many Einwohner?

>>150014900
Thank god he didn't buy Kaka.

>>150015170
Tattüüutattaaaaa die Antirassismuspolizei ist daaaa. Wer hat hier den Neger herabgewürdigt?

>>150016804
the based 6er that was missing for (you) when b00 won the title which led to Eboarl paying 80m for some 30 year old Fulham player who you're about to sell for half the price??
thank God!

>>150016817
He literally has no character. Arrogant asshat who thinks that he's brilliant as long as the ref makes sure the other team loses and then starts to blame everybody but himself once they start to lose. We've seen it last season when they lost against Bayern twice and nearly every game thereafter. Thank god Bayern didn't buy him.

>>150013899 (OP)
How many anons know the original picture? I wish I could get some percentage figure

the Herrengedeck

>>150016845
ok

F

>>150016906
just a scratch

>>150016857
Who doesn't know it?

>>150017532
>IMMER VOLL DABEI
kek I keep forgetting about that

>>150015253
We deserve that Länderfinanzausgleich, since we have to feed and put up with all the zugezogene left-wing nutcases from the rest of Germany.

woo
cracked 150000€ in the bank account
probably north of 200k with the crypto meme shit as well as gold and silver

>>150018244
Why haven't you this invested???

GuMo

GuMo

GuMo

yes yes, good morning

GuMo

New Toilettenpapier has dropped

>posting a leak after its officially been released for some days now
gumo tardo

>>150021525
Looks really faggy with the pink highlights but it's Hamburg. bunt, weltoffen & divers!

the Ausweichtrikot is unironically the best-looking HIV shirt this season desu

>>150021557
Yes, perfect fit for this Drecksladen. I hope they go down this season, Dino der zweiten Liga

>>150021558
Even this looks like shit, because the KSV is shit

>ksv

>>150018791
Ask Warren Buffet why he sitting on tons of cash waiting for an opportunity.

>>150021525
lmaaaoo
who comes up with this shit

huhndes anons are just abhsv out of principle atp, those are some of the best bundesliga kits ever

lol

holy delusion

this is quite literally a 10/10 and mir fallen keine 5 besseren ein desu

>>150021688
while I really like that kit, the giant Adidas logo and the badge placement keep this from being a 10/10

>>150021688
>>150021701
the placement of everything is all over the place especially the sponsor being that low looks very awkward

>>150021701
yeah, should integrated the logo seamlessly into that white part
its 7/10 at best

>>150021688
Ekelhaft

>linksextreme NGO aufm Arm

It is so over for the scheiss KSV

>>150021732
raute steht für vielfalt chuddy

>>150021740
I am glad I have no dreckige raute in meinem Herzen

Da ist nur Platz für Höcke

>>150021791
bernd höckler der fascho #fckafd nazi?

>>150021732
>linksextreme NGO
Quelle?

>hiv linkssören bereits am rotieren
GuMo

im the biggest chudler here tho

>>150021791
Höcke Nr. 1

He should manage the FC Bayern in order to bring back Ordnung

>Alles "HALAL" in Gelsenkirchen
>Schul-Speiseplan hat jetzt den Islam-TÜV
Schalke bros we won

>>150017547

>>150022213
>b00n M'ünchen

>>150022220
least wanted 75m man ever

>>150022131
Einen Döner mit alles ohne Tomaten, schön scharf

>>150022338
Another Eberl-Meisterklasse

>>150022220
BUENOS DIAZ HOMBRE
>Diaz Musialer Olise
holy shit bundes is finished. Expecting +150 goals in the league alone

>>150022405
>mit alles ohne Tomaten
wtf, tomatoes and red onions are the only two ingredients besides meat and bread of the original Döner, no sauce

>>150022538
Musiala is finished though
Should have gotten Woltemade

>>150022563
it's not over
Stuttgart is talking deadlines now even tho Bayern said they wouldn't make a new offer

lmao

>>150022731
Negerkusen will look like the "french" national team this season

Freshfields-Freunde... what went so wrong?

>>150022213
>sign the Red Dead Redemption guy
>plan to play him mostly on the wing
State of this fucking team. He got Dead Eye ffs

Hello German anons, just a cheeky peek at the Liverpool friendly and wanted to get the lowdown on your refunds policy?

>>150023040
If you watch the game you dont see Flirtz but if you watch Flirtz you see the game.

>>150023040
doesn't cover fraudulent managers

>>150023040
Did you keep the receipt?

>>150023086
Just having a dip in the bin to look for it now

>18:00 Siegburger SV - 1. FC Köln
>18:30 Sportfreunde Siegen - BVB
>19:00 VfL Wolfsburg - Espanyol

>>150023040
if you watch the wirtz you dont see the refund policy. but if you watch the contract you will.
like and share pls

>>150022731
tf happen to rolfes?
why do they sign their players in front of a burning stadium?

>tf happen to rolfes?
>why do they sign their players in front of a burning stadium?

>>150015657
for me, it's Sybau

>>150023149
Sybau

>>150016906
confirmed now, F

>Auf dem Internationalen Trainer-Kongress in Leipzig sprach Nagelsmann nun erneut über Kimmich und verkündete ein Jahr vor WM-Start den Kimmich-Knaller. Der Bundestrainer im Gespräch mit Sky-Moderator Michael Leopold: „Stand jetzt kehrt er auf die 6 zurück, weil er einfach einer von zwei, drei Spielern ist, die im Klub immer spielen werden.“
>„Ich glaube schon aufgrund der Kürze der Zeit, die wir zur WM haben, haben wir nicht die Möglichkeit zu viel zu gamblen auf der Position und dazu die Gefahr zu haben, dass wir Spieler finden, die vielleicht nur 30 oder 50 Prozent Spielzeit in ihren Klubs haben. Diese Gefahr besteht bei vielen anderen Sechsern leider.“
>„Wir müssen schauen, dass wir Spieler haben, die in dem Rhythmus sind. ... Wir werden Josh stand jetzt zurück auf die 6 ziehen. Sollten die angestammten Rechtsverteidiger-Kandidaten auf ganzer Linie versagen – wovon ich nicht ausgehe – dann kann sich das noch ändern.“

>>150023517
>Kimmich
>6
I'm so tired of watching this shitshow. If I was in charge Nagelsmann and Kompany would get fired for this alone

>>150023587
Idk where is he any good?

>>150023609
right back obviously

>>150023615
Do we even have a Sechser?

>>150023623
Joe paulinho innit

>>150023587
Based

>>150023517
paste the part where he said a Neuer comeback is not out of question

>>150023040
I am willing to negotiate a new deal, but only in exchange for hot slags (you keep fraudrian and I get the hottest slags your rainy islands has to offer

>>150022832
Gänsehaut! I hope germany looks like this in the next years, the Wähler will es so

>>150023623
Anstrich, new Leverkusne captn so he plays every game too

>65m for die Made

>>150023869
it's so fucking over

>>150023914
35 + Nübel, best I can do

Are you watching Wacken?
https://www.magentamusik.de/wacken-2025-livestream

>>150024094
>Are you watching Wacken?
Am I 14 years old?

>>150022731
>richard mille watch
all so tiresome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJhOQ6vrVTs

>>150024855
I have a stowa antea :D

>Nachdem der 22 Jahre alte Zehner vergangene Woche schon auf dem Weg zum Medizincheck war, von seinem Heimatklub aber kurzfristig zurückbeordert worden war, hat er nun seinen Vertrag verlängert. War die Verkündung laut griechischen und deutschen Medienberichten von Seiten PAOKs Stand Mittwochmittag nur noch eine Frage der Zeit, ist sie am Nachmittag erfolgt. Konstantelias, bisher bis 2027 gebunden, hat bis 2029 unterschrieben.
VfBros, maybe we should have taken the money. Wanner + Kübel switcheridoo Woltemessi, and we'll have to put at least 10 Mio drauf

>>150024918
nice, I have met talk Jörg Schauer, the owner of the brand, a couple of times when i was still living in Pforzheim. Great choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWdOh_sly1U

>>150024959
VfB Cuckgart

>>150024918
who is this mongo?

>>150025159
Me :) (some sharty skiier named annika)

wtf the ginger is muslim???

Why would anyone go to pakistan

>Wie der Guardian weiterhin berichtet soll Benjamin Sesko nun die bevorzugte Lösung bei Manchester United sein. Für ihn würde man auch ein wenig tiefer in die Tasche greifen
We're so back Kloppobros

>>150025312
virgin wives

>Laut BILD-Informationen wird es Tuta aber dennoch nach Katar ziehen. Dort soll er einen sehr langfristigen und mindestens genauso lukrativen Vertrag unterzeichnen, heißt es.
Another one bites the dust

>RTL Aktuell news on TV just now
>Der Juli war zu warm
kek these freaks are not one bit better than ÖRR

>Verlieren

bees need to work on their defense

>>150021701
Imagine they would still use the old adidas logo like in the Bayern kit

>>150025524
a tale as old as time kek

MAXI

only buyern cared.
you (((people))) and your (((clubs))) make me sick.

>Liverpool sah sich einem Rückstand ausgesetzt: Wirtz hatte seinen Gegenspieler am Strafraum nicht gepresst, Jones ließ seinen komplett ziehen. Uenaka drängte hinter die Kette und traf mit Hilfe des rechten Innenpfostens zum viel umjubelten 1:0 für den Außenseiter (55.).

>>150027341
See >>150025312

>>150027370
no refunds

>Can bleibt Kapitän
>Brandt Vize

Melody get the invite link ready!!
the transfermarkt opens tomorrow

>>150027430

>>150027370

>>150024959
>Bänderverletzung im Sprunggelenk: VfB bangt um Stiller

>>150028112
it's not fair

bier bier bier

>>150027341
i'm pretty sure i saw a Schalke tweet (or is it xweet now?)

>>150023127
>>150027370
based Flo scored tho

>>150028091
Why is /bundes/ like this?

we live in a world where friedl is the 4th most 00pensive defender, wtf are those prices?

based Werder is a CL tier team so it makes sense desu

Werder just can't make a good Königstransfer
Keita, Mbangula, Rashica, Eljero Elia ..
I am sorry but those niggas just won't work

GuMo

GuMo

>>150028091
Buy Bundes, become Bundes

>>150032130
>announcing a report
enjoy your ban

>>150032234
>bremer kingtranny
KWABrewomen

What went wrong?

>>150032234
>>150033121
You racists are wrong. The Königstranfer worked, because it showed that diversity is our strenght. He only got hurt wegen Trump, Höcke, die AfD und Putin

.

>Hollerbitch
>Kauffraud
>Shittgges
>Daffeh
lmaoooooo

>xe doesnt know about the Tigginator schinenspiler arc
https://x.com/fckoeln/status/1948790495112569154

perhaps but I do know about the Tigges being sold to Paderborn and scoring less than three goals in second bundes next season arc

paderbundes x tigginator literally just screams 25+ goals and aufstieg 5 games before the 34 md

Kackbach will unironically steig ab this season

>>150033457
ur so boring!!

>>150033510
not happening with Kleindienst and Machino banging in 30 goals
>>150033512
melody pls

>>150033457
>don_1234million with minus points on spieltag 1

you are aware that Kl0ndienst is injured until November, right?

>>150033510
says the bremer

who the heck is "il principe"

>>150033620
This guy from Gomorra

>blundershitga

>>150033638
on the manager, i sink its the refchud

>>150029823
ONE HUNDLED MIRRION YEN

>>150034052
shartking getting flushed lel

>Kein Scherz. Xhaka war der Leitwolf der Werkself. Derjenige, der das Team auf dem Platz dirigierte und in der Kabine die Chefrolle einnahm.
>
>Jetzt ist nach Florian Wirtz, Jeremie Frimpong (beide Liverpool) und Jonathan Tah (FC Bayern) der nächste Eckpfeiler weg. Aber nicht etwa, weil eine europäische Top-Adresse rief, sondern weil ein Verein anklopfte, der acht Jahre lang nicht erstklassig spielte.
>
>Zudem habe Xhaka früh betont, den Neuaufbau nicht unbedingt mitmachen zu wollen.
>
>Wie die Sport Bild passend dazu berichtete, habe es dem Schweizer bei Bayer an Wertschätzung gemangelt.
>
>Die Pressemitteilung zum Wechsel des Schweizers umfasste lediglich zwei Absätze – kürzer ging es kaum. Ein deutliches Zeichen dafür, dass es hinter den Kulissen gewaltig rumorte und der Vizemeister sich sehr über die Vorgänge ärgerte.
>
>Ein Grund: Xhaka und sein Vater Ragip hatten in den vergangenen Wochen jede sich bietende Gelegenheit genutzt, um öffentlich einen neuen Arbeitgeber für ihn zu suchen. Ein Verbleib in Leverkusen wäre dadurch kaum noch vorstellbar gewesen, sodass ein Wechsel der logische Ausweg war.

Trust Albanians.

>Tottenham Hotspur macht Ernst bei Mittelfeld-Star Joaa Palhinha (30)! Es soll bereits konkrete Gespräche gegeben haben.
sell sell sell

>Beim Training "wie versteinert": Miesepetert Woltemade sich beim VfB raus?

>>150034288
why does he look like this?

>>150034288
How long until he puts on the mask?

>>150034321
asymmetrical deformed face

My kicker team is so kino it's hard to fathom
>imagine not buying röhl at 1,8mio
That's the ONLY tipp I'll gibbe!

>>150034383
I don't need tips from someone that placed 5th!

>>150034240
Watch Levy jew bid like 18m + 1.1m in add-ons

>>150034557
18m? Why would I pay you 15m for him? I said 12m tops

>>150034383
pane pimmer and öhl again award

what do we think?

>>150024918
TURBOSEXO

>>150034764
I think Kane will have a poor season and I doubt Bishop will be very relevant

>>150025413
They're better in the way that whatever bullshit they do, they do it at least from their own money

>>150034835
use the kane money for Olise?

>>150034844
yes

>>150034835
Why would Kane have a bad season? He's still too good for Bundesliga and literally the only top striker left. Everyone else has been sold

>>150034939
he already looked slow as fuck in the rückrunde, 10 times worse in the cwc

>>150034939
he’s gotten noticeably older
perhaps he’ll still score 20 or so goals if he doesn’t get injured but especially given the long last season and how poor Bayern are looking in general atm I just don’t see him doing well

>>150024094
>watching Wacken
damn that's sad

>>150034764
The white man is back!
Kleindienst is still out for months, isn't he?

>Arp will Talent-Image endlich abstreifen
I don't think anyone still believes that he is talented

as the /bundes/ Kicker meister 24/25 aka the ultimate /bundes/ 00pert from the season before, I'm creating my kader with 1 handicap player
I don't wanna dominate you guys like last season again

Does a fantasy league exist for notevenbundes? I would heem all of you posers

>>150035080
yeah in kicker too but nobody from >us plays that i think

>>150034955
>>150034973
I actually think Diaz, Woltemade behind him and Olise will feed him more goals than the setup before especially with Musiala mindlessly shooting and losing possession after trying to dribble past 4-5 defenders all the time. Diaz will be better at assisting than Gnabry and Coman too, even more so once Davies comes back to create more space on the left so it won't be just Olise on the right doing everything (predictable) like last season

Diaz press conference in 5 mins:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SycScgs8eEk

>>150035102
>Woltemade
does you know

>>150035102
>Diaz
>assisting
anon I,…

>>150035102
>>150035196

>>150035126
He's already very close to streiken and his agent will start to stir up more shit too. Stuttgart will give in in the last week of the transfer window because there will be too much drama and Woltemade will be sold for 57m

>>150035203
>assist and passing(lol) is his lowest by a lot
what does this even prove you retard
*checks filename*
ach bremi..

>>150035203
Bundesliga will be much easier

150035227
>anon says Diaz will be better at assisting that’s Gnabry and Coman
>has significantly worse passing and assisting stats than both of them
>”what does this even prove you retard”
huh?

you showed some stat autism that shows hes really really shit at passing and assisting and out of that you read it that hes a great assister lmao

wtf are you even talking about
I did the opposite
holy shit HIV mong sometimes I am still shocked at just how fucking retarded you

are

>>150034764
Proxy off, jt

>>150035491
Link to the Kicker fagshit??

>>150034764
Kino

>150035491
>hsv outta nowhere
as always
>>150035618
axe Melody 4 a new link

dear HIV mongo you are the one who brought up based Bremen out of nowhere

>Viel Zeit zur Eingewöhnung blieb Diaz bis dato nicht, nicht mal Tipps vom Ex-Münchner James konnte er sich einholen. "Aber wir schreiben noch", versicherte der, der nun Tempo, Dribblings, Vorlagen und Tore bringen soll.
Gone by January

>Was in München kein Problem sein sollte, auch abseits des Feldes. Tipps dafür holte sich der Ex-Liverpooler beim Neu-Liverpooler Florian Wirtz ab, der bekanntlich kein Münchner werden wollte. "Er hat gesagt, dass die Bundesliga sehr intensiv, physisch ist, natürlich anders als die Premier League. Die Stadien seien immer voll. Er hat mir gesagt, dass München eine wunderschöne Stadt ist. Und dass ich es genießen werde."
Wirtz has an impact on more Bayern transfers than Eberl

>>150035806
How did Diaz communicate with him? I just can't imagine Wirtz speaking english and /trans/ said that Diaz barely talked at all because he couldn't speak english either kek

Now that Leverkusen sold all their talent and replaced them with any black player they were able to sign it should be easy for Bayern to win the Bundesliga again.

>>150035852
Kompany is retarded so it's bvb`s year sadly

>150035764
>nooooo dont call out my identity by my filenames on my retarded posts noooooo

>>150035870
Negerkusen will be lucky to play Europa league next year

>>150035839
They communicated in French

Is this the year of the eagle and based Jonny B?

nah, I still don’t believe in Toppmöller

>>150035946
>*Tears hamstring in minute 5 of the first match and then breaks shin after sperging out over ANOTHER injury*
Yeah I'm thinking no

^dont believe his lies, he just doesnt want (You) to buy the Schnäppchen of 5m

>>150035945

>Spanish Riding School Origins and German Influence
>
>Timeframe: 16th century onward
>
>Location: Vienna, Austria (but part of the Holy Roman Empire, which included many German states)
>
>Context: While the Spanish Riding School is mostly associated with Austrian traditions and Lipizzaner horses, many of its classical dressage principles were also adopted and developed in German-speaking regions.

>bayern won't win it again

>>150036104
I visited it in vienna:)

Is he the next Thomas Müller?

>>150035806
Gravenbärchen bros

>Díaz does not speak English well, but is able to understand most of the coach's instructions on the pitch well
who greenlit this?

>>150036505
I know a guy

>>150036455
can't take a full season
maybe that was okay when Müller started out but today you either cope with the intensity or wither quickly

>>150036455
he’s already been exposed

guys its 2025
like
come on
ok?
really like
gosh
i cant believe this!!!

>>150036730
seriously!!!
why are men so evil

>>150036455
Maybe the next Tom (bundes poster (coomer))

>selected Kohr again award
Anyway this back 3 = shale

>>150036505
>Momentan sind wir sehr glücklich mit unserem Kader, wir haben unsere Arbeit erstmal getan.

>>150037041
red card + negative points incoming

>>150034288
>Woltemades Laune im Trainingslager des VfB am Tegernsee ist äußerst schlecht. Zwar gibt sich der Torschützenkönig der U21-Europameisterschaft auf dem Platz professionell. Dennoch will er Stuttgart weiter unbedingt verlassen. Seinen Standpunkt hat Woltemade nach BILD-Informationen in den vergangenen Tagen intern mehrfach deutlich klargemacht. Und die Stuttgarter Bosse und das Trainerteam nochmal darum gebeten, sich mit dem FC Bayern an einen Tisch zu setzen.

>>150037346
It's unironically understandable. An opportunity like this will probably never come again for him. Musiala won't play this year and nobody knows if his weak little Bambi legs will be alright next year after an injury like that.
Müller is gone too. Bayern has nobody to play behind Kane so Woltemade would walk into the starting 11 this year and have plenty of opportunities to prove himself. If Stuttgart doesn't let him go this season Bayern might just buy someone like Xavi and next year the situation will be completely different for Woltemade.

Has Woltemade never heard of Bayern legens Fiete Arp and Nils P'etersen?

>>150037454
you mean multimillionaires Farpz and N'Peta?

>>150037454
look, if you had one shot or one opportunity
to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
would you capture it or just let it slip?

>>150037454
>>150037565
yeah, we shouldn't forget that a year ago Bitchmade wasn't good enough to be offered a contract by Bremen, now after playing half a decent season Buyern wants to throw millions at him. I think anyone would try to jump on this with all they can.

YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS,
this is our year

>>150038085
>...to get relegated

>>150038128
haider

>>150038085
I don't think its this year yet, but I really like what you are doing recruiting young talent from all over. And Klose is based ofc

>>150038085
never in doubt.

>>150029823
quite obvious edit, anon. but nice try

>>150038243
>>150038322
basirt

>>150038356
as expect of greedy life insurance companies

>mein total kickerkadet ist German
Feels gut mann!

>>150034361

>>150038085
If we finish on an einstelliger Tabellenplatz I'm content with that. The league's still tight and promotion is just too soon with a young team and the current financial situation

>Und wie: Während Besiktas und Fener sich mit Leihen "behelfen" mussten, packt der amtierende Double-Sieger das ganz große Geld auf den Tisch. Um den noch eine Saison an Italiens Meister Neapel gebundenen Osimhen endgültig loszueisen, nimmt Galatasaray 75 Millionen Euro in die Hand. 40 davon werden wohl sofort gen Süditalien überwiesen, 35 weitere in einem Jahr. Neben einer Weiterverkaufsbeteiligung von zehn Prozent soll sich Neapel zudem einen an bestimmte Zahlen geknüpften "Tor-Bonus" gesichert haben.

W will join M soon

>>150039072
Took me a minute but
W = woltechad
M = münchen (presumably Bayern München)

>>150039035
>>150038243
>>150038085
Glaube irgendwie, dass Hertha direkt hochgeht und >wir mit Kiel und Bochum oben mitspielen

>>150038692
any secret players you can recommend?

>>150039521
Merlin röhl generational talent.
Patty wimmer is finally gonna be unlocked this year
Joshua kimmich mia san mia mentalität through and through

>>150039687
keeeek

>>150039734
?

>>150039758
>?

>>150039781
Shes gross (American gross not german groß)

>Transfer-Paukenschlag in der Türkei! Wie Galatasaray Istanbul am Donnerstagabend mitgeteilt hat, wechselt Stürmer-Star Victor Osimhen fest an den Bosporus.

>Der Ex-Wolfsburger unterschrieb einen Vierjahres-Vertrag bis 2029. Der Nigerianer kommt für 75 Millionen Euro von der SSC Neapel nach Istanbul und ist damit türkischer Rekordtransfer. 40 Millionen der Ablöse werden wohl sofort gen Süditalien überwiesen, 35 weitere Millionen in einem Jahr. Neapel hat sich zudem eine Weiterverkaufsbeteiligung von 10 Prozent gesichert.

Where do they print that money?

>>150039793
i look like she

>>150037041
where is praß and nutz?

>>150039811
this really drives home what a brokeass bum club Bayern has become

>>150037454
based Woltechad has already shown way more quality than Petersen and Arp ever did

>>150040054
best Miesepeter award

I win the most attractive, based and chad Bier drinker award

>>150039940
every bundes club is poor as fuck

>>150038692
I have 5 niggres as of right now
shamefur dispray by me!

>>150039811
They sold or are about to sell lots of real estate in istanbul but we all know how trustworthy and reliable turks are. sales won't go through as planned, wages won't be paid in full for years, clubs won't get their transfer fees, they'll get sued and Galatasaray will be bankrupt in 2-3 years tops. Their Minderwertigkeitskomplex is their biggest enemy (besides the stone age religion obviously)

>>150040621
this is for 24/25, and it already proves you an idiot

https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/niedersachsen/oldenburg_ostfriesland/32-jaehriger-aus-bremen-tot-an-steilkueste-auf-ruegen-gefunden,ruegen-108.html
>Bremian
>retarded
name a more iconic combination

>>150039811
>Deutsche Entwicklungshilfe

>>150040688
What is this supposed to prove Mustafa Ziegenanuszerstörer? That isn't nearly enough to cover all the inflated (desperate) wages they're "promising" to pay, not to mention the 75m for the Ngubu

Seriously don't think anyone will be able to cash me this year. My kicker(tm) squad is einfach too good

>Nach Fabrizio Romano haben sich die Bayern mit Tottenham auf ein Leih-Geschäft von Joao Palhinha (30) geeinigt.
Not a sale, but a loan is better then a stay. ficking funally

>>150040983
i wish the bundesliga started tomorrow already, waiting 3 weeks to laugh at your team will be tuff

>>150041161
Yea, Palhinha will be back next summer after Kompany gets fired for getting embarrassed in the CL again with his harakiri play style

>"Schön, euch zu sehen", begann Eberl seinen Vortrag bei der Vorstellungsrunde daher mit einem sarkastischen Lächeln. Froh ist der 51-Jährige, "dass unser Wunschtransfer geklappt hat"
wasn't Wirtz the Wunschspieler? what am i missing?

>>150041437
its the Wunschtransfer after Wirtz, Leao, Barcola, Gakpo, Xavi , chud

>>150041437
>>150041545
More wishes than a spoiled brat for Christmas

>>150040983
*wins*

>>150042861
where praß??

>>150043000
Kys glownigger

>>150043067
neuer isn't ösi you retard! get Shartubolu

>>150043347
Honorary ösi

>>150043399
that would be Zetterer because hes bavAryan

GuMo

>>150041437
>ehm ja was ihr euch da zusammengeschrieben habt xD
>wir wollten von anfang an ja nur den diaz
so ein dummer affe der typ

the coffee

>Offenbar waren auch Teamkollegen von Palhinhas Qualitäten nicht vollends überzeugt!
>Dabei verrät Falk, dass einige Bayern-Stars an Palhinhas Fähigkeiten zweifelten: „Mitspieler sagen: Das reicht nicht für Bayern.“
Palinha Schill, YOU'RE SILENCE IS DEAFENING

>Der Ex-Spieler (u.a. Bayern und Liverpool) bezeichnete den BVB bei einer „Sky“-Veranstaltung als „ärgsten Konkurrenten“ des FC Bayern. „Sebastian Kehl hat gesagt, dass noch zwei, drei Spieler kommen, das reicht aus meiner Sicht. Dann gefällt es mir gut. Du kannst nicht jedes Jahr vier, fünf neue Spieler verpflichten.“
> „Süle hat die Leistung nicht gebracht, Brandt und Can auch nicht. Wenn sie ablösefrei gehen, sind sie von der Gehaltsliste. Dann ist das auch gut. Der ideale Fall wäre, wenn noch jemand kommt und eine Ablöse zahlt. So wie sie gespielt haben, kannst du ihnen keinen neuen Vertrag anbieten.“
De Didi mal wieder sturzbesoffen

>>150046081
>Mitspieler sagen: Das reicht nicht für Bayern.
this could mean almost anyone in the whole organisation

>Gladbachs Neuhaus zurück zur Fortuna?
AHAHA

Schalkebrudis heut Abend Tabellenführung

>>150046168
how many for Schallenchad?

>>150046081
>>150046144
it was kimmich and goretzka guys think about it for second

>>150046387
Fraudretzka was deeply afraid of a central midfielder that can actually defend

>tfw best Bundes is starting today

Do you guys use the poop shelf?

>>150046168
Yes yes

>>150046483
Cx

the REAL highlight of today is Essen vs 60

>Barça-Profis sprechen sich für ter Stegen aus – de Jong: „Für mich Kapitän der Mannschaft“

Gansi bros

>>150046081
His quality is to be a defensive middlefielder, a position that is nonexistant in Kompany's system where you have a goalie and two center backs and everyone else is an offensive player.

>>150017532

A friend of mine took that picture.

>>150046678
That's why you should get rid of that stupid system and keep Palinha

>>150046678
Exactly.
Tottenham will have a 30m option to buy, one year loan, they'll pay his wages (16m brutto) in full.
Pretty ridiculous after buying a player for 51m. Bayern just burned 21m+16m in wages in one year because they couldn't get a proper coach

>>150046716
>>150046734
The problem is that Freund promised Palinha's dad that he'll become a Bayern playern under Tuchel and he had to deliver or his word would become meaningless. That's the problem when one of your club's dogmas is integrity. Barca would just told his that that only signed paper has a meaning and that he should just fuck himself because his son is just a high-pay wage slave.

I shan't be watching any zwundes or drundes games today as I will be attending the based Oberliga match, yelling insults at the ref for 90 minutes.

>>150046678
>>150046387
/bundes/ with the logical fallacy once again, as is tradition of course

>>150046817
A promise to a stranger is not worth 37m no matter how you look at it. Stuff like this is why Bayern has become a second tier club internationally, simply because too much money has been burned for nothing. It's the same with players like Goretzka or Gnabry and their wages

>>150046860
Money isn't everything. Paris burned 2 billion to then fire everyone and start all over again. Barca has 3.5 billion of debt and will collapse or get fucked over by bankers even more. Bayern is doing great.

kickerligabros any thoughts on some of the new signings?

> Unser Präsident hat einen schönen Spruch: Man kann keinen Hund zum Jagen tragen.

Eberl masterclass insulting Aznou as a lazy dog.

>>150046879
Dompe isn't new

>>150046874
The problem is that Paris can restart as often as they want, they have limitless sheikh money but Bayern can't afford to burn money like them. The Festgeldkonto is leer, the team is old as fuck on average and full of players that need to be replaced now or very soon but Bayern doesn't have the money to buy more than 1 or 2 good players per season, I'm not even talking about several 100m stars or something

>>150046897
never heard of that guy before

>>150046911
And still they will dominate the Bundesliga as long as the DFL doesn't decide that 1/10 years another team has to be Meister to make it more appealing to Chinks. And still they operate the club like a real business with a 1 billion plus revenue and solid sponsorship deals and growing fanbase all around the world. Cry more please.

>>150046879
>muh sekrit club xddd

>>150046927
Bundesliga is not a real league anymore, winning it is just as meaningless as winning Ligue 1

https://x.com/SunderlandAFC/status/1950617390162850162
>„Dieser Mann hat keine Ahnung, zu welchem Klub er gewechselt ist.“ Ein anderer ergänzte: „Außerdem kennt er keinen Namen von irgendeinem Spieler.“ Und ein Dritter schrieb: „Das einzige, was er weiß, ist, dass sie in der Premier League spielen.“

>>150046879
>all b00n wingers are listed on midfield
>new winger cums
>list him on sturm
kickershart.com logik

>>150046938
contact our (admin) for an invitation

>>150046986
how about you fuck off with your LE EBIN SEKRIT CLUB shit instead

>>150046995
>t. low iq manager

>>150046940
stfu you little shit

>>150046964
Amazing

>>150046940
It still means that you are going to play CL and Club WM so cry more please.

>>150046940
Ligun champ won the CL thoughaldebeit

F for Zunullreichs sun

>>150047145
Uh shit. That's why he didn't play. The family issues were child cancer. RIP Len.

>>150047145
Ooof, F

>>150047145
F

>>150047145
>vor wenigen Wochen
Bayern let his contract run out while they knew his son was dying. They literally resigned him only two days ago

>>150047381
> Some kid dies
> Bayern is le bad
Why don't you just fuck yourself asshat?

>>150047145
F

>>150047381
I am pretty sure that he was in no mental state to make things like contract decisions while/after his son died

>>150047541
>not able to sign a multi million € contract because of someones death

>>150047643
are you being wilfully obtuse or are you an actual psychopath?

>>150047665
the seggond prolly xD

>>150047145
Rest in peace, poor ulle

>>150047408
I was just pointing out the ill timed resigning. A bit too cynical, I'll admit that
>>150047541
That's most likely the case. I just feel having two life changing "events" (loss of a child/possible career end) in a span of a few weeks is not something anybody can just get over. Extending the contract way before it expires is the best sign Bayern can give to Ulreich, so he can fully focus on spending time with his son. Of course we don't know how they discussed this internally, it just appears a bit awkward

>>150047838
> ill tined resigning
It's likely because they are humans and didn't want to bother him with contract talks while his kid is dying.

>>150048691
source?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHDJ5fHH0gE&ab_channel=Jonukas

>>150048691
Understandable, but what is there to negotiate? Just give him the same contract

>>150049014
>but what is there to negotiate?
its Eberl..

it's happening

>>150049014
Maybe it was his wish to negotiate later? What makes you believe Eberl tried to screw over a guy whose kis is dying?

>>150049270
>kis

>>150049454
> haha, you made a typo
Best answer that came to your mind, psycho?

>>150049536
sybau unc

>>150049638
Take your meds.

>>150049707
kannst du die mir einführen? no homo

>>150049874
Retardcapsules are for swallowing. That is likely why you are still retarded.

> is gay
> doesn't want Woltrmade to leave

Woltemade should just publicly accuse him of sexual miscoduct.

>Arne Slut: „Luis ist ein Spieler, mit dem wir die Liga gewonnen haben, und es gibt einen Grund, warum wir sie mit ihm gewonnen haben – weil er ein sehr guter Spieler ist. Es ist immer enttäuschend, jemanden wie ihn gehen zu sehen. Lucho war ein Spieler, mit dem es eine Freude war zu arbeiten, weil er jeden einzelnen Tag mit einem Lächeln im Gesicht gearbeitet hat. Ich werde ihn als jemanden in Erinnerung behalten, mit dem es eine Freude war, zu arbeiten.“

>>150050190
Woltebitch likes it up the ass tho

it's friday

>>150050249
smiling is for retards

>>150050320
wrong again chuddie.
stop hating yourself.

>>150050347
trust the science chud!

just dropped.
two home jersey variants in one season. dfl fueled big city clubs jersey sell numbers. Intended or not, this is a rig.

>>150050395
bravo dfl and they wonder why no one takes the blundershitga seriously

>>150046168
>August 1st
>Extreme Starkregen AGAIN
wouldn't be surprised if the game gets canceled tonight

>>150050533
its 19 grad and sonnenschein tho

>>150050575
Wait a few minutes, you're next

>>150050575
this but 21 degrees

>>150050623
it rained for a few minutes earlier today but outside of that the weather has been fine

>>150050623
based wetterfrosch

>>150050435
it's to help color blind people

how many for Niederchadner x Fullcountry ?

>>150049638
sybau??? :( sagt man das heut zu tage für wurst? hach, ich bin so alt

>ddr 2 already buffers in pre game

>>150051376
maybe xhe should upgrade his wooden internet connection

isn't it crazy how 4 aufstieger play today?

>all 4 are potential abstieger

>>150051376
hate him so much
worst streamer ever

>60

>rwe fans gegen rassismus
lol.
lmao even

lel

food keeper einer für den nager?

schallenchad

>>150051749
>gets to be on the cover too
why did we laugh at jt again?

are >we starting the >Schalke 0,1er??

>>150051646
Isn't Essen only like 5% less verloren than Duisburg and Gelsenkirchen?

>>150051749
>Gantenb0n
>Antwi-Antj0
>0han
>H0lund
>>150051764
>0tschberger
>Dard0
>0chhorn
>Thorst0nsson

>>150051811
meddybert

>>150051749
>Becker
>V. Becker
this triggers my autism

>>150051811
>not 0hahn
you had one job

>gantenbein vs reese

based Mölders

Schalke

Fortuna Sippenhaft vs Bayer Negerkusen on YT

1860 hühnchen bros... I thought we were supposed to be a big club with our big city signings....

>>150052061
>1860 hühnchen
so what happened with Ismaik? is he staying or not?
that will determine the the future of the club for decades

>>150052080
the club hasn't let Ismaik run anything in a decade
he's just the paypig

>>150052121
A paypig that doesn't pay isn't a paypig. He's sitting on the one club in europe with the biggest potential but he's a cheap poorfag. If I was a billionaire I would immediately buy 1860 and turn them into a better version of Manchester City. It's not a shitty dump like Manchester too and Bundesliga would finally be fun again

>>150052080
no sane investor will pay what he wants to get off this ride, so lean back and enjoy it

even sky got the b0ers switched up lol

>>150052080
Maybe

post teams

>>150052175
Buy unterhaching, lots of potential there
>t shareholder

NIEDERCHAD

Cam on West FC
Score sam fokken goals

>buntards got flashbanged by my schallenshart falseflag team
fucking pwned!!! how many for Krattenboy and Reese???

Imagine living in the Gelsenkirchen Kalifat

>>150052302

I've got a halbes Hühnchen from ALDI ready to go for half time

>>150052302
halts maul du scheis hs Schalke nimmt heute hearta 4:2

>>150052342
Türke or Zigeuner?

Can you imagine that Schalke main man Karius played in a Champions League final a few years ago under Klopp?

>>150052357
deine Mutter wurd von torken gefckt

member when EVERYONE cried about Club World Cup?

>>150052388
Lay down the Veltins Pisse

>>150052390
>SAT1 HD
I don't think I've seen this ad on free TV

>>150052400
dubs checked

N

baZed

>>150051492
.

SCHAAAAAAALKEE

>>150052409
>free TV
>actually it's 99€ a year minimum

Dare I say it our year?

>>150052453
SAT1 SD is still free. 576i on a 2000€ 65'' 4k TV is jokes but I would never pay one cent to support linksradikale propaganda Fritzen

schalke qt spotted

dicke fette bertha

Champions League when!?

>Catic

>look up what city schalke is from
>just some general urban district in the west
Why is your country like this? Looking at map of west Germany is nightmare fuel.

>>150052586
that's the Ruhrgebiet Germany's biggest metropolitan region

>behämmert

hearta torwart rote karte

>>150052586
Gelsenkirchen is the biggest shithole in Germany, not even memeing. To be fair though it's still not as bad as the Malmö ghettos because there are no gang wars with war weapons, grenades and 14 yo kids don't get paid to kill rival gang members at least once a week like in Sweden

Did schweini get dumped?

>>150052827
Why don't you tell us? Your country is the specialist for taking a dump.

>>150052827
If he's not save, no one is
t. love from Kazakhstan

Karius masterclass

junge hearta spiela faulen nur noch

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>>150053114
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